The 5 Stages of Peloton

I can just duct tape an iPad to my old bike, right? Maybe Cody will say my name on this live ride... ::fingers crossed:: #peloton #comedy #5stages
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[@whtygr23]

The look on her face is priceless when Penn started flirty talk

[@sassypants7536]

my fave part.

[@makenna7936]

Penn is GENUINELY scared in this video

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

Yes he was lol

[@DS-OPS]

@@holdernessfamilylaughs then he got ... frisky?

[@magicaladventuresyt]

"I came in 67,243rd but I rocked it"😂

[@lisacraze1]

Can't wait for stage 6...where it becomes a clothing rack.

[@TravelSmallLiveBig]

That would be stage 3 for me. 😂

[@caitlincunningham8354]

Yeah...if it was in the bedroom. No laundry in the dining room... hopefully 🙂

[@melc.5681]

I was looking for this stage based on every person I know who got one!

[@Nick_Logan]

Lol, Lisa you sound like a non Peloton owner. Once you have one, it’s life changing.

[@TheSharandJoeShow]

So true!

[@amyjimenez3913]

We never use the dinning room anyway 😂😂😂

[@baca1105]

As a Peloton addict, I’m embarrassed to say this is 100% accurate. Hilarious 😂😂😂

[@emicole4823]

the Holderness family is keeping me sane right now

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

You guys are keeping us sane :)

[@emicole4823]

@@holdernessfamilylaughs aww i love you guys :)

[@randomaccount759]

Oh so very true

[@Kay-bu3fl]

Love the pfp

[@emicole4823]

@@Kay-bu3fl ;)

[@robertbowman448]

Penn with the Orion Slave Girl reference - NERD! Of course I had a flashback to Yvonne Craig in "Whom Gods Destroy" so I'm a nerd, too.

[@ursusthewhite9824]

Ahh Yvonne Craig. Alas she got blowed mighty good in that episode. What a shame. Nanananana Batgirl also

[@ericadangelo4895]

The ACCURACY. Especially the escalation from app rider to now needing a Tread+

[@metalsomemother3021]

Ok I want to see the 5 stages of the Pelaton part 2: when it's gathering dust, becomes a clothes rack, gets moved to the garage, then sold on Craigslist

[@arandomcommenter7902]

that’s 4

[@joeleek9976]

That's the part I like. I have purchased high end excercise equipment from the rich folks in the town next door. End of February-March is a good time. That's about when the average new years resolution wears off.

[@jamiealexander1436]

Never! Peloton forever!!

[@annt7384]

I tried to buy a used Peloton last year, but sellers were still selling their used bikes higher than What I could buy new from Peloton, even though the wait time had gone way down.

[@sabrinalavallo1064]

I laughed out loud when Penn said,"I'mgoona take the dog for-" and Kim was their singing defying gravity! Great video!

[@chadwickwhite8400]

Anyone that goes over to their place and sees Kim in a star trek outfit... don't ask any questions.

[@Aimee1-11-1]

😆🤣

[@maryaigler7651]

Nothin’ strange about that!

[@jamesmyers3773]

That green chick from Star Trek was hot. Penn was right. It works.

[@WillieJB2]

The funniest part is at the end when she says she’s looking for a used tread, the husband says “God no”🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stacymichele6840]

Totally True Peloton Addict Facts!!! 1) Cody IS fun!!! 2) Hamilton and Wicked Rides were LIFE! 3) "5AM...It's my birthday, it's a live ride, and they are probably going to say my name"...Been there, done that for milestone rides! I started with the app at the end of March, and in 2 weeks (fingers crossed) I will be getting the Bike +, and you better believe I will be getting a shout out for my birthday, even if I have to get up at 5AM , and continue to ride live rides until I get one!! Keeping the awesome content coming!!!

[@monicamikol1134]

Hey there! Friendly heads up from someone who recently celebrated birthday & didn't get shout out....make sure your DOB isn't marked "private" on your profile 🤦‍♀️ Now I gotta wait till next year 🤷‍♀️

[@f0t0b0y]

As a peloton addict, you nailed it. 🤣

[@littlefreak7946]

I came in 67,243rd.. BUT I ROCKED IT! 🤣

[@montecarlo4294]

More like "it's more than just a pandemic...its a lifestyle"

[@mjgee2713]

Definitive comment of the decade!😆

[@punnyflamingo3505]

aggreed

[@1Nida]

Definitely should be their next video.

[@nickhamill5751]

Yeah

[@TheSharandJoeShow]

😂

[@dougdraper4892]

"The Ferengi call it the five stages of acquisition: infatuation, justification, appropriation, obsession, and resale." -- Harry Kim ;-)

[@purpleslog]

Ha! Love the Star Trek reference! I was thinking hot green Orion girl also at the end.

[@robinkrok119]

I am STILL obsessed with my with my Peloton! This is perfectly accurate! Maybe we'll high-five sometime ;)

[@hannahg4644]

Are you slowly convincing me to get a peloton with Broadway classes? cause it's working

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

I mean... there are a lot of Broadway rides...

[@lindaguerra638]

Omg. Love the theme rides. Did you do Ben’s, Calvin Harris ride? 😳😂😍💃🏽

[@yelenvz]

I love both of those.. Hamilton and Wicked Unfortunately I am 12 so can’t buy a peloton 😂

[@exinilda]

😂🤣😂🤣 you look kinda hot in green.. is it working for you? Must be a Star Trek thing 🤣😂🤣😂 you two crack me up!!!

[@magicofshootingstar5825]

I were so confused of the title of this because peloton in my language means fearless 😂 And I had never heard of that bike before. 😃

[@alyzu4755]

"We Don't use our dining room". "Maybe it's 'cause I'm a Star Trek fan". 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣❤️

[@OttoTheWeim]

Everyone has to drink every time she says “it’s fine”. That’s how I get through the pandemic.

[@TravelSmallLiveBig]

Right? 😂🥂

[@gilly198]

Amen! I don't care if it's 6:30 a.m. !

[@saarakaajas3360]

Peloton is fearless in Finnish. It took me a while to understand what you ment by Five stages of fearless. 😆

[@jackiek5782]

Wow, this is me. I've literally converted my dining room into the workout room and I'm anxiously awaiting my Peloton delivery. 7 weeks of waiting so far.... but surely it'll be here soon???

[@LisaRoberts9]

It's 100% worth it! You will LOVE!

[@crystalrowan]

I know the wait is awful right now, but you're going to love it so much! It really is addicting! I'm going to go ahead and plug Power Zone training because it was a game changer for me (check out the Power Zone Pack facebook group)

[@Lucia_007]

I feel you sis.Mine is coming this Friday, if I don’t get email about rescheduling delivery.

[@eyeojo]

Have used it a ton during the winter, but def prefer outdoor rides now that weather improving...suspect it will be seasonal for me. Have learned a lot about zones too!

[@DeathKnellPresents]

Been waiting for 8 weeks here. Comes on Tuesday! 🤩

[@kathrynblodgett1969]

LOLOLOLOL You're thinking Tony Award winning musical. Penn's thinking Orian Slave Girl. Be careful with that.....lolol

[@carrieradtke983]

Star trek fan... LOL!! that was a bit naughty!

[@aprilrichards3434]

❤️ my Peloton! I had one before the commercial and said that the only reason people were mad about the bike being a gift was that they hadn't tried Peloton! To know her is to love her!

[@12srr]

I admire you, Kim! I also am looking to buy a treadmill, only it wouldn't be for me... I want to train our dogs to use it! Haha. Thanks for keeping us all smiling!

[@madelinegreen9282]

My mom got one during quarantine. It’s been a never ending war between me and her blasting Cody throughout the house because she doesn’t use her Bluetooth headphones.

[@Heyimjustriver]

This is hilarious! Love the musical references

[@jerrydelatorre5977]

This made laugh!! It was great! I just ordered my bike and I can see myself going through the stages!! Lol!!

[@mochamfh]

Because of this video, I got one. 4 months in and I love it, love it, love it. I totally have a tablet setup with the app for the treadmill too :-)

[@tinaac1970]

The Green face makes me think of the movie “The Mask” lol

[@augustusgreen7881]

Can you do a skit on the 5 stages of GameStop stocks

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

That's an amazing suggestion.

[@killianholm2283]

@@holdernessfamilylaughs how about the 5 stages of online school

[@Hans_Niemand]

I can see Halloween 2021 now, a "The Cage" Star Trek theme....

[@hedydoyful]

LOL! I think Kim had no idea what the Star Trek reference actually was about.

[@jimkelley1398]

Great! Now how do I get the garbage man to take this fucking thing?

[@RamblinRick_]

Your forgot Stage 6: Clothes Rack Kim's birthday is 27 March. So, get that treadmill shipped to her soon.

[@tinaperez7393]

The never used dining room is the modern day family / household gym. No question.

[@mandy3486]

Our living room is a zoom karate school / virtual elementary school.

[@ilener1698]

You need to add: Stage 6: start finding excuses to go on the bike Stage 7: start using the bike a clothes rack Stage 8: What bike.

[@Patricia-mx8qv]

Barely happens that's why it's not part of it!

[@JenElder]

Yeah maybe with an old piece of exercise equipment...not the Peloton!!

[@sandpiperr]

@@JenElder Sure...I believe that.

[@plp4140]

Stage 6 would be filling your closet with peloton apparel.

[@MarlDom]

Yeah, I'm so deep in level five right now! It's definitely a lifestyle. My non Peloton friends don't get it.

[@RedtheCat2014]

Want a cookie? Organic of course. I'll stick to cycling, outside in Spring/Summer/Fall, Krav Maga in winter. Works for me- and no cult

[@ThatTypicalLlama]

@@RedtheCat2014 Do you want a cookie?

[@annaliz1981]

Plot twist. Pelaton invented the Covid virus after their first commercial horribly back fired.

[@Certified_souls_player]

This is true

[@gracebergeron949]

did they sell more equipment?

[@annaliz1981]

@@gracebergeron949 I have noticed more people have them. My boss ordered one in April 2020 and it took 4 months to come so I think they got a lot of orders at the start of quarantine.

[@prishabhal3177]

My family has a peloton bike and the tread and I went through this phase , hahaha.

[@lechenea]

No one looks that fresh coming off an assault bike. Haha love this!

[@karenmitchell887]

Omgosh this is Sooooo accurate. I’ve had mine from way back before high fives were even a thing 🤣🤣🤣

[@Emrickify]

Guilty as charged. This is exactly me right down to the bike taking over the dinning room.

[@NatalieScanlon]

Wait....did I just read someone's selling their peleton?? Must have that info 🤔💪😂🤣🛋🥔

[@artcafe2684]

LOL - "Maybe it's because I'm a Star Trek fan, but this is working. Yeah!" You guys are hilarious.

[@klomax7089]

I love, love, LOVE the Peloton app! It’s literally my gym, and I don’t have not one Peloton piece of equipment, but I have a treadmill, some weights and a mat. It’s fantastic! 👍🏽❤️👍🏽❤️👍🏽

[@LisaRoberts9]

OMG Kim what's your pelo name? I need to high five you! I have my live century ride on Saturday - can't wait! I hope she says my name! PS LOVE your shirt!

[@cherylvoutour2021]

I converted my spare bedroom in to my Peloton room. The tread is just as good as the bike. 😃

[@louissivo9660]

Too many good moments here. The laptop being ripped off by the "handles." Then the theme rides of the addict. But my favorite, because I thought only I was thinking of it, but her in green. My mind went straight to Star Trek and then it's mentioned! Classic!!! And no, he's not weird. Lol.

[@abdolan]

you guys are the most funniest people I know!

[@jules2291]

This is literally all that's keeping me sane right now , KZbin content , lectures , essays and more essays , I'm on the toad to insanity .

[@meltingpointcreations1457]

😆😆😆😆😆 Peloton should pay you for this. I am resisting temptation to go to their site!

[@shainadfarrington]

Kim: I'm looking for a treadmill now... Penn: G*d no. 💀💀💀😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@moniquekeane7704]

This is the best thing I've watched all week! And accurate, gave in and got mine on Tuesday lol

[@amandaking1989]

The star trek ref was brilliant!! You can't resist the green on that show!

[@stefferoosky]

Yes!!! Kim we need your leader board name so we can follow you!

[@stephaniecrissup9112]

We are actually in the process of making our garage a home gym just to fit my bike and treadmill and possibly other stuff 🤣😂

[@aberrett9320]

Hubby got me a exercise bike for Christmas! I may need to try this new peloton app for free see how it works.

[@oscarthomas9130]

The only easy day was yesterday !!! Make it pay for making you pay !!!

[@Jazmin7077]

literally, Penn is thinking that Kim is so weird throughout the video 😂

[@chucker625]

Stage 6: Laundry Rack

[@d.thomas1541]

Laughed out load multiple times! 🥰

[@dwiller1]

This is spot on!! So great. I PR’d on that Wicked ride!

[@makenna7936]

Hi Kim and penn! I LOVE your videos, they make me smile every day! Thank you!

[@Isaac.Peterson]

This was totally my mom lol

[@geek_ariel8216]

Hahaha! brilliant! i loved the 80's ride :)

[@wendychapman6658]

😂. This was me even up to buying the their treadmill. I use both daily. Definitely life changing 🚴 🏋🏽‍♀️ 🏃🏽‍♀️

[@jumpskirt]

I recognize some of those DVD's!! LOL How fun. I, too, have been resisting the Pelaton craze (and still doing the DVD's) Thanks for the insight into it and glad you're enjoying your ride!

[@adhfan75]

LOL Watching the Christmas 2019 Pelotan commercial now, especially the part where the wife says how much her bike 'changed her' by Christmas 2020, was ironically prophetic indeed. Great job with your video, too.

[@ellafarricielli1591]

Kim, I agree with Penn, you look great in green. 😃

[@tinaperez7393]

I agree with Penn: green Kim is def good lookin'! 😁

[@pamelamays4186]

Hilarious as usual.😆😆😆

[@msvilove1]

New Peloton owner here and this is absolutely genius 😂😂😂😂. I loved, loved, loved it. You killed it😂😂

[@alimaleki217]

Absolutely hilarious. I especially love the "hacked" Peloton (cheap bike and duct tape) next to a $500 Yeti cooler!

[@catt3911]

Omg, it’s so true! I got mine and was in LOVE!!!!

[@DavidPlass]

Even snuck in a few "It's fine"!

[@mediumraresteak851]

Just bought it for my wife and tried it out yesterday. Stage 4 high five is no joke.

[@Melanie_M]

Penn is a true sci-fi fan. "This green is working on you... maybe because I'm a Star Trek fan, but this is working...." LOL

[@claudieleece6257]

Love this video and your channel. Than you for making me laugh.

[@Maried39]

Thanks for the laugh. I'm actually waiting for my peloton. Hopefully it comes when its suppose to.

[@brooketaylorr]

Penn : What are you doing honey? Kim : ITS THE 80 riDEES! {edit} *thank you for replying❤️ your my favorite*

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

So fun

[@brooketaylorr]

OMG! THANK YOU VERY SO MUCH OF REPLYING ON MY COMMENT!🤩 *Ive been trying for 2 months to get a reply*😝

[@auveillla262]

This is my mom! Lol

[@ameliafurr164]

She is literally my mom. My mom has wanted the bike for years and my dad agreed to getting it. We got it in march of last year when quarantine hit hard. She folded her towels and placed everything beautifully around her her first time riding it. Her favorite instructer is Cody and she takes the rides pretty seriously and now wants a treadmill to go with her bike so we will have an at home gym. She saw the video and loved it. She wants to know what your name is on peloton so she can follow you. Love you so much!

[@jenniferhenninger3848]

Between this, the Apple Watch and the cauliflower rice videos, I’d say you are spying on my life! 🤣

[@charlenecastaldo3602]

"That's weird!" ha ha ha 🤣

[@maggietoh5878]

That green painting is dope.

[@BeSimplySusan]

seriously makes me want a Peloton hahah

[@katecollis3659]

So good! Thanks for all the videos - love them

[@1_viewer]

The blue piano caught my eye. 😍 🎹

[@charlottegeary1477]

As someone who got the Peloton last year, I can totally vouch for the Newbie Rider stage!!!!

[@marieh6646]

Y’all just make my day

[@elizabethbarnes15]

You guys are amazing 🤩 keep it up!!

[@shanekline8554]

You two are so fun to watch! Still not buying a peloton though,😄

[@gypsybelle4757]

Omg!! You guys make me smile just when I need it. Thank you!!!!

[@sofiadelong6467]

I have a peloton and Cody is my favorite

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

Cody is the best.

[@ryancaselton9827]

Agreed!!!!

[@punnyflamingo3505]

I love your vids they are so funny thank you for making quarintine so much better

[@narmen1984]

I saw goonies in that DVD case! Yes I love that movie and can spot it in microseconds lolol