Holiday Cryptids Drawing Challenge

The Drawfee gang draws everyone’s favorite pooping logs and child murderers from holiday folklore.
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[@ti9262]

jacob: i’m the baby of the channel karina, pulling out a knife: *i’m* baby

[@jahnabanana]

Karina is babey.

[@andiahmadafiq2821]

Babey dregen

[@ahandsomefridge]

They're all a bunch of hot babes

[@LokiOfWinterfell]

Nathan is sailor baby

[@mckinneym.2743]

Nathan is the true baby and everyone knows it

[@thecrystaltide3757]

Whipper: Minding his own business, butchering and salting children St Nick: Hey. stop it. Get some help.

[@cameronb7161]

The beating the children give the Pooping Log is just a merciful way to end the poor creatures horrific suffering. Until that point the log is screaming, cursing it's own existence.

[@jinkiyu]

KARINA'S DRAWING IS MAKING ME CRY-

[@dakotaachord5626]

Why is no one talking about how the first one was Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo?

[@davidbrown95]

This is exactly what I need to get me through the holidays!

[@illogicalGhost]

"I really gotta talk to my therapist about this" - me when literally anything happens

[@austiningram610]

Guys. Draw a Star Wars. Maybe in different styles, characters you've never heard of, your star wars -sonas. It doesn't matter. Just do Star Wars. Thanks.

[@NTN_music]

Could you now draw stories out of the "Struwwelpeter". It is the german book Tristan mentioned. I think that owuld be hilarious!

[@enii22]

Fellow Germans out there, I have a question! Is "Father Whipper" Knecht Ruprecht??

[@Arcade_Cat_]

New headcanon: the room was full of vampires because the guy had dropped a box of matches and the vamps all got together to help count them

[@konradadams7559]

The good old story of the ocd vampire

[@kellyhh2519]

The guy is secretly a pixie

[@wilchrand]

"If Batman's parents had been killed by spankings....he would have become Daddy Spanky instead." I like how this logic implies that Batman's parents were killed by bats.

[@kneau]

_Spankman_

[@PangolinMontanari]

It was a mugging gone wrong. The bats wanted the pearl necklace.

[@cloover-jg5zd]

by that logic if he was killed by a random mugger ...he wouldve just been That man?.....aight imma stop

[@genericname2747]

The bats...they spanked his parents to death

[@Machialemmi]

He became batman because he fell into a batcave as a kid and was traumatized severely. So Daddy spanky probably just accidentally stumbled upon a Bdsm dungeon and got it scared him for life.

[@TaurusVersant]

Karina's raw fury when Jacob tried to call himself the baby was soooooo good

[@genericname2747]

She is baby, and she refuses to let anyone else take her title

[@NA-dh8df]

I read fury as furry and was so confused

[@LimitlessLiger4404]

I know right? even a year later I cant beleive karina ever thought she was more baby than jacob

[@Coyoteari]

@@NA-dh8df that too tbh

[@asbestosfish_]

Julia should just get a miniseries where she draws terrible, nightmare creatures that lay aberrant fear-eggs in your psyche.

[@Dfarrey]

Except they'd all end up being Spheal.

[@kezkai]

The pooping log can speak, it's just in its own language. You hear 'argh' but he's really saying something intensely profound. You know, like 'I am groot' , but it's a shit log, and it's being beaten

[@omarzioui4766]

Truth

[@erin631]

my new tinder bio

[@MerkhVision]

I think u might be onto something... We need to get the top linguists on the job!

[@kezkai]

@@erin631 holy fucking shit I would pay you £5 to actually have this as your bio indefinitely

[@kezkai]

@@MerkhVision ill leave that one up to you, kid. I tried hiring some linguists but they just stole my replica of the poop log and sent me an invoice for $69

[@FourLetterLWord]

Im shocked the whole "daddy spanky" bit didn't launch Karina into some kind of frenzy considering her tumblr handle is DILFOSAUR

[@omarzioui4766]

I’m getting more and more of karinas kinks very interesting

[@_nehalennia]

WAIT DILFOSAUR IS KARINA?

[@AndorRadnai]

I know nothing about tumblr and I am completely incapable of using it, but I HAD to follow Carina because of that information!

[@prehistoricfanboy101]

Dilfosaur? you mean Dilophosaurus?

[@nekrouni8497]

PrehistoricFanBoy 101 do you know what a Dilf is?

[@noodleherb5331]

pooping log: *exists* kids in spain: I'm about to end this whole mans career

[@MerkhVision]

Didn’t u mean “end this man’s whole career?” Lol

[@rianantony]

@@MerkhVision read it agaim

[@yeet9397]

You guys should draw cryptids as Pokémon! The jersey devil would be a cool Pokémon, but you could do whichever ones you want

[@starwolf27]

Ooh, a chupacabra Pokémon would be great!

[@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos]

See, e.g., Dunsparce

[@mollystewart740]

Ohh what a fun idea!

[@starboy-cael]

Mothman

[@lilcoyoteeggg]

Yes

[@MoonMoverGaming]

“If you don’t eat, you’ll grow skinnier and skinnier until you die.” Isn’t that one true, though?

[@leanderdato4764]

Moon Mover it is, but kids probably don‘t understand that if you‘re just telling them. I have that book at home. A lot of what‘s in there is actually things that could happen (but are kinda unlikely) It‘s also in this story that the kid doesn‘t want to eat the same meal everyday so it doesn‘t eat at all. I guess it‘s to teach not to be picky when it comes to something as vital as food

[@Oturan20]

@@leanderdato4764 that's not being picky though, I love pizza, but even pizza would get bland if it was all I ever ate.

[@leanderdato4764]

@@Oturan20 if you look at when the book was written and what resources were available to the average person, you have to eat what you get, so you can‘t be picky about that

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

​@@Oturan20When there's nothing else to eat, that's being picky.

[@joshtelepman9159]

Draw the seven deadly sins as seven dwarfs!!! Seven deadly dwarfs!!!!

[@magpie405]

The seven dwarfly sins

[@dubuyajay9964]

Going to guess Grumpy is Wrath.

[@Magmafrost13]

@@dubuyajay9964 similarly, sleepy is sloth and hungry is greed

[@WD_Gaster66]

@@Magmafrost13 Hungry isn't gluttony?

[@YingYangMan111]

Grumpy -Wrath (constantly upset) Happy - Gluttony (constantly indulging) Sleepy - Sloth (constantly exhausted) Dopey - Greed (constantly following impulse) Bashful - Lust (constantly romanticising) Sneezy - Pride (rejects/dispels the world outside themselves) Doc - Envy (aware of themselves, desires whats not his;jewels)

[@Vuskenicht]

I genuinely haven’t laughed as hard as I did when I heard “you can put a colander in your front yard and they’ll stop and try to count all the holes but they can’t count past two” and then the HEY JOEY LOOK AT THESE HOLES like that’s exactly how I imagine it, I wanna see it animated. A group of sneaky gremlins sneaking up to a house and one of em catches a colander in the corner of your eye and then you just hear “AYE TIM LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKIN HOLES” “woah man we gots to see how many there are” and then them struggling to count past two while some kid looks out the window and watches

[@mothteeth429]

YES YES SO MUCH YES

[@jacobbarr6531]

Julia: You took care of it, now you are going to beat it? Karina, quietly: Like a baby.

[@calcifer_icarus]

Candyland (the boardgame) characters and dark souls bosses/spooky/horror versions of them! I'd love to see how you'd turn those sweet candy people into horrifying beasts!

[@fantasygay6379]

HELLO

[@lr-]

I always had a soft spot for Mr. Mint, hope they do this one!

[@18purplepitbull]

Omg this but backwards!! Big scary dark soul bosses but sweet, cute and candy-fied

[@mirandatagliamonte9754]

Secret final boss: Gloppy (he has no space of his own and he feels betrayed)

[@kolteel]

i had nightmares about the big-ass peppermint lumberjack until i was eight years old

[@vidatalab8301]

Tristan gave Jacob the pooping log because he’s a yogi boy, and you can’t convince me otherwise.

[@shinewooper5267]

I was waiting for a yogi boy joke

[@ethanaubrey418]

He poopy him pants

[@ahandsomefridge]

Karina held back this time

[@ThatsPrettyFunnyMan]

@@ahandsomefridge Tristan was fishing there real quick at the beginning

[@ILikePi31415926535]

I think I hate this new Drawfee lore, but I'm sure Jacob hates it even more.

[@xavierreed6952]

Vampire: Why am I counting all these matches? Vampire Brain: You gotta.

[@rockingraven6645]

Xavier Reed VAMPIRE OCD

[@Silvershire]

You should draw characters based on desserts with weird names, like pandowdies, raspberry fools, or grunts.

[@magpie405]

Here's some catalan desserts (home of the "pooping log" aka caga tió): mel and mató, catànies, panellets, crema catalana...

[@lancestoll2704]

Sahara, Mojave, Gobi, Kalahari!

[@Rhionafarley]

my family makes a cookie every christmas called chocolate buttholes

[@junco88]

Whoopie pies

[@Sc4r4byte]

Vinarterta!

[@Katzztar]

Vampires having to count matches reminds me of folktales that say The fae/spirits couldn't cross lines of salt because they were compelled to stop and count the grains.

[@genericname2747]

Vampires are goth fae

[@anna.leshy16]

also works with sugar, basically if someone drops salt or sugar in front of a fae they literally HAVE to stop and count each grain

[@hurt_juice2295]

"draw your own conclusions" sounds like a game show coming to this channel in the near future.

[@jaunusender6166]

"Hello, Julia, your, holiday cryptid is -" "It's Jimmy Dean." *ad plays* "Father Whipper." Which is scarier?

[@taylorbritt499]

For me it was "Your holiday cryptid is-" "THREE OUT OF FOUR TEENS DON'T ESCAPE SMOKING" "-Father Whipper!" But tbh Jimmy Dean might be scarier than -Father Whipper- Daddy Spanky

[@caritahearts2405]

@@taylorbritt499 three out of four teens don’t escape papa spank

[@clockworkthinktank926]

I got Little Ceasars

[@ashleybro6933]

I got a stupid "customize your own credit card, they even have glow-in-the-dark, you can draw on your phone screen and order your card-" FATHER WHIPPER!

[@samofford5919]

"One day I was walkin' and I found this big log; and I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, 'That log had a child!'"

[@thatonelemonboio8579]

Seagulls, stop it now!

[@guttersnipepie8923]

Please draw covers of Chuck Tingle romance stories.

[@claybarczakart]

Yes

[@eleri_theda]

++++++++

[@catgeo8440]

All I gotta say is: I'm gay for my living billionaire jet plane.

[@MichaelLawrence-dv3dn]

Draw One Piece characters that you never heard of or based on their devil fruit powers.

[@LordOfTheTermites]

Yes!

[@keeganwymer3145]

oh this is a good one

[@keeganwymer3145]

ok i keep thinking about this it would be so good

[@Giga-lemesh]

I really felt Jacob’s internal narrative of a vampire with OCD. As someone with OCD it hit home

[@restingunderthejunipertree]

One of the best descriptions ive heard

[@ada.3880]

yeah it was a hard watch for me lol my ocd has been spiking lately

[@drakhoon]

suggestion for a new challenge. The D&D character randomizer again but this time, any genre except for fantasy. so when given the suggestion still draw the character suggested but now the genre has to cyber punk, or gothic horror, or western, anything but fantasy.

[@sourwitch2340]

with a separate Drawfee self chosen generator of genres?

[@drakhoon]

@@sourwitch2340 maybe? i was thinking the artist could just choose that might be to much randomness. But hey if they start doing multiple episodes based on my idea go for it

[@duckbuster6391]

U. Wswxf

[@kinkanalchemist]

Average

[@GhoulyRooly]

I love how it went from “ oh it’s a pooping piece of wood “ to “ An unfortunate little log who is beaten up and burned for reasons out of his own control, how tragic “

[@blublur437]

Karina getting ready to slaughter Jacob for challenging her position as the drawfee baby is probably the thing that best summarizes her.

[@jf2801]

I feel like Jacob is in danger. When Julia says "You took care of it, now you're gonna beat it?!" Karina immediately says "like baby." Jacob already said he's baby. Jacob gets beatings confirmed. 😂

[@ashleyspikings9114]

please do more random brushes and stuff that allows you guys to just go wild with your ideas, i need more of those insane vibes you know?

[@pseyeco]

... I know

[@Lic021]

omfg. so my French friend was telling us about Père Fouettard (father whipper) the other day but translated it as 'father whipping', which someone then jokingly said 'daddy whipping?' and then when that name was very much disliked, I suggested 'whipping daddy' which everyone hated /even/ more sorry for making it weird, everyone :P

[@Adam-sh8vf]

I headcanon that santa is a timelord, proof: same basic story, but with different names and faces multiple modes of transportation= transforming tardis millions of presents in one night = some form of time travel

[@ethanotoroculus1060]

*[Log:]* _"This is fine."_

[@brianchristyb]

'One Small Arm for Mischief' would make an amazing band name! That said, please give the Super Crown to video game characters of your choice! We all need to see which silent Hill character Julia would give it to. Happy Holidays!

[@Sqweamish]

Two minutes in and everyone is already losing it. This is gonna be a great episode.

[@thacobell4700]

Someone else before me requested Courage the COwardly Dog villains. I keep the hope alive for a year since they gave up. I know not how long people have pined for this. But Drawffee's callousness has broken me. I give in. No more Courage requests.

[@angeleaterstudios1004]

I shall carry thy mantle, my brethren

[@thacobell4700]

@@angeleaterstudios1004 Good luck.

[@breadboi2902]

I as well my brethren your hope is not alone

[@AmigoRoberto]

Musical genres mixed with pokemon. I need Julia's SKAmarory in my life

[@rawovunlapin8201]

Ska-'rmory*

[@childofanolddeadgod1278]

"And I was like: that log had a child!"

[@patrickclaus1003]

Luka Mavros rockin, rockin and rollin

[@aandyy4791]

My stick is better than bacon.

[@bittervagrant]

@The Drawfee Channel Please draw each other as super villains and come up with names and powers! Pretty Please

[@kiara5188]

my parents were very concerned when all they heard come from my phone was “daddy spanky”

[@officialgagethepyro5391]

Draw gaming icons as horrible bloodborne bosses. I want to see Julia’s horrific take on Sonic the Hedgehog

[@taylorbritt499]

That would be terrifying. I love it

[@johannakistenbrugge9306]

Sad to have to inform people that that really weird, gruesome German book (Struwwelpeter) still exists and is still being read to children (I myself had a copy as a kid)

[@shirleymaemattthews4862]

No wonder that ONE MOUSTACHED AUSTRIAN from the 40's ended up being the bastard he was!

[@BigBoy-bq6yx]

As soon as I yawned Jacob said “oh am I boring you!?”

[@dalekjast5]

Vampires have to pick up rice, if you drop rice they have to stoop and pick up every single grain and count them.

[@friendlycat2617]

"Be careful how you word that- cause I could take that literally." - Karina, 2019 "Should I put the butthole?"- Karina, 2021 2020 was a long year, y'all.

[@JackHallowLantern]

SCARY. CANDYLAND. CHARACTERS.

[@DangeresqueIX]

Fun fact: The Count from Sesame Street has more in common with traditional vampires than the ones in Twilight.

[@hayatobun]

fun fact #2: contemporary zombies have more in common with traditional vampires than The Count from Sesame Street

[@kneau]

Danger Squirrel The Count from Sesame Street is also known for having 187 as his favorite number.

[@GabrielSilva-wv2if]

If you spill sugar or salt in front of a fairy it has to count the grains, so there’s a lot of creatures that have this addiction.

[@DoctorShroom]

Wait, does Karina actually not know anything about Zelda? 16:52 Maybe you could do some of those from memory/never seen before drawings then, like Julia with Pokemon.

[@clairevoyantfriend]

I haven’t watched the video yet, but I just saw the words pooping logs and goddamn that better the the tio de nadal or I’ll be so sad

[@LilSirAxolotl]

I thought Jacob was the bad boy of the bunch

[@penne6119]

Nono that's Julia

[@rawovunlapin8201]

Bad boy and baby are not mutually exclusive roles

[@ace18131]

Jacob is bad boy/baby, Karina is babey, Julia is terrifying eldritch entity sent to destroy the human race

[@LilSirAxolotl]

I got 69 likes so far... So Happy New Year 😂 I was actually referring to an old drawfee beans episode where Jacob gave a shout-out to someone calling him the bad boy of the bunch... He seemed to be very pleased because it was the first time anyone considered him to be the bad boy of anything But he is... A bad boy... And he deserves a spanking from Julia to keep in check

[@Beastlango]

Those German tales are in a book called Struwwelpeter, please do an episode on them 🙏🏻

[@B25Mitch]

My favorite is the one where the little girl burns to death while her cats watch.

[@BearTheGrudge]

I swear they can’t go a single episode without drawing jorts

[@nicoletteroman890]

I yawned at the exact same time Tristan and Karina did and had like an out of body scare when Jacob started going off about someone being bored and yawning while he was drawing😂😂😂

[@magpie405]

The "pooping log" is called Caga Tió in Catalonia. It's such a wholesome tradition and everyone online thinks it's the weirdest thing ever 😂😂 which i get, honestly

[@magpie405]

Some extra info for curious people: - Not every home has one, usually there's a Tió in schools and homes with children. - We don't hollow the log (no idea where tristan got that from). The gifts misteriously appear under the blanket that's covering the Tió (the adults TOTALLY didn't put then there) - Where I come from kids feed the log tangerines, fruit peels, cookies, etc. They put them in a plate in front of the log and they mysteriously disappear. - Never seen the thing about "it ends when a stinky food comes out". The log just runs out of presents. - People don't burn their Tió anymore, they just put them away until next year.

[@zwishking6032]

magalí do you still beat them with sticks?

[@ElWeebDelBarri]

@@zwishking6032 that's totally still a thing! You need to beat it to the rhythm of the Caga Tió's song :)

[@aandyy4791]

Thanks for being so kind and patient while sharing this info! ❤️

[@ElWeebDelBarri]

@@aandyy4791 thanks for being nice on the internet!

[@yanyanfrostingangel]

One day I was walkin' and I found this big log. And I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick. And I was like... "That log had a child"

[@rody73]

I’ll never forget the shock I felt when I was in Barcelona for the holidays and I started to see just a bunch of caganers and caga tios

[@bernatgarcia6348]

These reactions are so weird to us... we consider it so normal but when analysed it's so fucking bonkers

[@wiggitywackwack]

day 97: Please bring back Anime History...specifically lesser known military groups/figures for example: the Chasseurs Ardennais or the 588th night bomber regiment a.k.a. the night witches Addendum: the 226th Infantry Regiment Zemlyansky would also be good

[@guttersnipepie8923]

For Drawfee Beans, please draw the world's coolest 10 year old.

[@thetubemz937]

Draw some musical chairs. AKA some music-genre-themed furniture, like a rock rocking chair or a love song love seat

[@plutoismyhomeplanet]

Could you draw Hozier lyrics?

[@dog1783]

Excellent idea

[@yussefzaid1026]

“I found something in the woods somewhere”

[@peterbrooke7146]

Yes this

[@yazzytoube]

“Take me to curch, I’ll worship like a d o g” Kinda stuff?

[@L0rdOfThePies]

19:17 the shorts make him more mischievous because EAT MY SHORTS ENERGY

[@kathylennerds750]

I'm severely disappointed they didn't make a Daddy Yankee reference.

[@artemiswolf4508]

I actually saw a twilight rip-off tv series that did use the compulsive counting. The build up the villain of the week and then defeated him by throwing rice at the floor... it was never brought up and they never did it again

[@WillOrrWhat]

This was my first Christmas living in Catalunya, and I got to experience Caga Tió (the pooping log) for the first time!! First thing: it's not Spanish, it's Catalunyan. It doesn't happen anywhere else. Also, it's still done today in addition to getting presents from Santa (called Papá Noel) here. Papá Noel is apparently fairly new here, and the only way magical way kids would get presents here was through Caga Tió. For another poop-based Catalunyan Christmas tradition, Google the Caganer 😉

[@bernatgarcia6348]

Traditionally we don't have Santa, our presents in Catalonia come from the caga tió (25 december) or/and the three wise men (6 january), you know the ones that brought presents to jesus when he was born Hope you're enjoying this weird-ass country of us

[@eniagomezolle2757]

I never realised how our holiday traditions can be so incredbly bizarre to other people, but-- what's with the pooping thematic? We're so weird, man.

[@fjalartandri00]

As an Icelandic person, I'm glad to see Icelandic Santa Clauses as a prominent part of the Channel Also get Willy and draw Kpop lyrics

[@nextgenconsul6572]

"If you spill a bunch of matches, or something, they have to count them." That's... that's Rain Man, Tristan. Like, it applies to vampires too, but that's very distinctly Dustin Hoffman's character Raymond in the 1988 film Rain Man.

[@albreteinstong9562]

MeRrY cHrYsLeR EvEryOne! Also, Tristan's laugh after the Pooping Log was priceless xD

[@scarletbard6511]

You guys act like Daddy Spanky scares me. Bring it on, old man!

[@sanny8716]

Why is there no Karina outro? I wanna see Karina outro.

[@fireflybuffet]

Part of me was hoping that Julia’s audio to cut out when she said 3 because of the whole holy number thing

[@mTwJARhead]

We need JoJo stands for Pokemon going into the new year.

[@jro2020]

I've been begging for JoJo x Pokemon for months. Specifically I need ash crossed with jotaro and shining diamond crossed with lucario but these guys just ignore me.

[@knutandersson4606]

Grimmsnarl already exists

[@Obsessor23]

All four of you; draw yourselves/each other in dynamic, battle-ready poses, like Smash Bros. Ultimate's character artwork

[@notadumbname5339]

Anyone else remember when is was just Caldwell and Nathan?

[@TheChocoPony]

13:00 My favorite thing is Jacob being really intelligent but also having exactly two brain cells

[@channahbickford5523]

In this intro Karina has some major youngest child energy going on

[@SkylarV5]

God, the text scroll when Jacob said "one of those long saws" sent me

[@memethyst]

d...daddy... spanky??

[@AncientKazan]

Please do Artists Draw Power Rangers Villains (That They've Never Seen)

[@littlemomouse]

Tristan: *P O O P I N G L O G* Me: Well this episode is starting off on a high note

[@elizabethwright9463]

I know I posted on other vids, but draw a combination of cereal mascots and pirates from pirates of the Caribbean. Like for example Barbosa and Tony the tiger.

[@simon_magus65ad]

Now that you mentioned it, you must Draw it! Characters from the book "Struwwelpeter" you've never Heard of! Please.

[@charlespecaut303]

At 22:22 when they showed the picture of the Kallikantzaros, I was fully expecting Julia or Karina to say, "Seeeeee. Look! Both hands on that saw."

[@morghangorghan4903]

Redesign my hero academia costumes

[@ChefBoyareB]

"I'm poopinglog! Look at me! Existence is pain!"

[@samuelsmith5400]

As soon as I heard “I’m Tristan” my soul immediately was transported into the lore librarians library to fill his dusty tome

[@uuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaa9]

Draw Yoda, but like, a really long and slender yoda

[@qualifiedarmchaircritic]

26:15 is Julia drawing that one guy from Atlantis who likes to blow up things?

[@runeanonymous9760]

Land of the Lustrous Gems as Steven Universe Gems? Based off of character descriptions?

[@idontwanttoputmyname403]

19:15 I like shorts. They're comfortable and easy to wear!

[@ElbyHere]

I was so unprepared for that "one of those long saws" edit that I just had to take a moment and go back to it a second time. Regardless, being only halfway through the episode, this is a beautiful Christmas gift, thank you.

[@qualifiedarmchaircritic]

When you're so early to a drawfee video that there's only weird comments