hollup... let Mysta cook

mysta is back in the kitchen horrifying everyone again, this time making some cookies for chat and santa claus. will he somehow mess up every single step of the recipe? will they even be edible by the end? has he improved even a little bit from his first cooking stream? let's find out
original stream: • クッキーは死んだ - Cookies fre...
featured talents:
‪@MystaRias‬ [NIJISANJI EN]
00:00 Intro
01:26 Professional Measurements
03:42 Separate Bowl
04:35 Mixing Bu'ah and Sugar
06:08 Combining Bowls
08:10 Rolling the Balls
09:45 Cookie PP
10:53 Undercooked
12:18 Deep Conversations
13:40 Taste Test
15:20 Mysta Cooking Rankings
#mystalive #mystarias #mystaworldwide

[@redundantfridge9764]

Everytime Mysta cooks, my ancestors break down the door to beat me by association.

[@Howaboutyes11]

👁️👄👁️

[@richter1934]

They enter your dreams and assault you while you sleep.

[@stuffzluvverz_7665]

He already disappointed our Filipino ancestors by not washing the damn bigas.

[@homeacc9483]

"Why would you even watch that!?😡👊"

[@bweeebbb]

We made him famous so i guess it’s our fault

[@cottagcheese]

the difference between the process and product of mysta’s food is scary

[@peachy3623]

It scares me until now...and maybe forever.

[@user-ns5jz7en2s]

there might be places out there that do chaotic-evil-cooking but if the food looks good we won't bat an eye... it's very anxiety inducing...

[@randomstuff6332]

Honestly it wasn't that bad until he added the water. The cookies would've looked pretty normal, but with the water added, it made the dough more like bread dough and less like cookie dough.

[@mystiquelane8219]

frr, it's cause of his amateur luck :D

[@Yuajkxp]

HELP💀😭

[@Justyouraverageghostva]

Part of Nijisanji's newest wave, FoodCrime: Mysta Mika Scarle And Kyo

[@AWACSR3D]

The Kyo cooking rice with dish soup was an intentional prank/joke that was talked about previously before said stream but it still haunts me in my dreams as I hear my dad with his belt in hand.

[@BloodlustBlooms9773]

Mysta would be the leader tbh

[@Retz_Yoon]

Niji can't cook 😭😭

[@aki_4191]

Zaion and Kotoka as well

[@Vy-gu6nh]

@@Retz_Yoon hex can cook tho😭

[@MJ-kc9ic]

As the daughter of a chef, I feel personally compelled to stick my hand through my phone and smack Mysta and then give him a kiss on the cheek afterwards as an apology…this fucking detective makes me wanna love him but also hate him at the same time

[@auroraassassin1582]

You and me both

[@batdavisthecool1370]

I don’t think he has measuring cups

[@hansus]

I feel u gurl 💀

[@Funni8unni]

As the son and brother of A chef and backer I relate to you so much-

[@megustakeiyautou937]

I feel you bc my dad is a Chef 😭😭 Mysta and Luca make me loose my temper when they are cooking sometimes

[@amelialoyselle2123]

5:16 You know how Vox stopped mid-stream when Mysta was cooking for him to go sit in the chair like Shinji? I thought that was an overreaction but I was compelled to do exactly that at this timestamp.

[@-Raylight]

Mystakes : *"I fear no men. But that thing... It scares me"* Mysta took *"Hollup... let him cook"* memes too seriously xD

[@fancy5829]

THE WAY HE JUST GRABBED THE CAKE BATTER WITH HIS HANDS MAKES MY ELBOWS CHURN

[@creation1233]

I decided to explain this video to my mom, who likes baking and taught me how to bake. As I told her self rising flour she simply nodded, he gained a disappointed look at not measuring. But as I said that he then got baking soda, confusion. “Wait, but it was self rising flour-” I know mama but he does not care As I explain his logic of how much butter he need she told me how much that would be (a stick per cup) And then I made the motion of him scooping out the butter with his hand. The light is now fading from her eyes. Mysta has broken her. She has enough strength to ask “wait isn’t it supposed to be melted?” Yes but it was but Mysta does not care for instructions. More disappointment at not measuring the sugar. And then explaining that Mysta mixed said sugar and butter. With a *Fabric* glove. I see every surviving hope dashed in that moment. Nothing much happened until the greasing of the baking my sheet. She did explain that yes, some recipes call for greasing the sheet but some don’t from the amount of butter in the batter. Her eyes slowly close with a growing frown on her face as I tell Mysta’s method of butter transfer. And with that the major points of what I put my mother through are finished. How ever it is important to note that she did say that if Mysta had put any more salt he may have actually ruin the cookie. Having to much rising agent can make it taste metallic, and salt only adds to that. So this goes to show. Mysta survives by either fricking Pure Luck or some higher power is just constantly watching over him to make sure doesn’t kill himself.

[@noe1521]

😂🎉poggers

[@bigchungu7698]

Your mom is just the epitome of “I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed” then

[@nakib7159]

the only thing i can say, i appreciate that he is not the type to waste food

[@xeonbeex9489]

It’s the fact he pulled out the self rising flour and not plain flour… Do not let this man bake cookies again

[@yellow8980]

I bake multiple time and I don't think him using self rising flour the biggest mistake he done, imo, not using proper measures and not beat the wet ingredients until fluffy was his biggest mistake :)

[@mattmatt2071]

the number of times i was taken aback by this video was unacceptable when he said “look! its vegan! theres no salt!” i almost went into a coma

[@crowgoes_cawww]

Everytime mysta do a cooking stream half of me was like 'oh no' but the other half was like 'aight, let him cook' anticipating the chaos lmao

[@Zero-ek6jw]

I was like "oh haha that's a great intro" followed by audibly saying "fuck you" as he called a whisk a spatula. I can't look away and I probably need to seek help after watching this. Thank you so much Queer Dork lol.

[@squili]

do NOT let him cook

[@jamesproctor4568]

Can we really call what he does cooking, though?

[@forgotultag1543]

@@jamesproctor4568 maybe Culinary Terrorism? As in, it is cooking, but it's purpose is psychological destruction

[@OgblookTheWise]

@@jamesproctor4568 we can call it experimentation

[@MikaSB]

Each time he does a cooking stream, i scream. Like, literally 😭😭

[@FearlessSpecialist]

I rarely watch Mysta streams but he's truly a gift isn't he? Also 7:54 destroyed me.

[@summeraldrivian5104]

I was teaching my little sister how to bake cookies while watching this stream and I was like "let's see who can get it worse lmao". I kid you not I paused in the middle of sifting flour to stare at my screen in what I can only assume to be a mix of horror, disgust, and shock. Mysta, you may be my oshi, but you have committed a crime.

[@taruuu7519]

Ngl even if he do it horribly he still so very entertaining and THAT'S what we need LMAO

[@Necromaira]

Honestly this is me baking without my mum's help It's the chaos of the half swagapinos istfg

[@Eid0lon]

"Cookies can’t poison you!" Well since you’re the one making it I’m not so sure

[@viktoria1072_]

10:07 this is the first thing i saw when i entered the live i was so confused😭

[@Psijax]

it has to be a bit. up to a point i could believe it but at this point it has to be a bit it can’t be real

[@elihere]

It is lol, but he always plays it so straight people aren't sure. He confirmed in another stream he's a better cook than he portrays on stream 😂

[@some_shitposting_idiot3023]

"it actually tastes good" where's vox to confirm

[@spagetter]

1) recipe: "ungreased baking sheet" Comments: "but my butter :(" 2) it was pretty painful to see mysta's completely reasonable thought process about oven preheating and miss the correct conclusion by a hair. Though I hope it was cleared up in the stream.

[@itzbrianna4031]

Alternate title:hold up... let Mysta stay 10000000 feet away from the kitchen😂

[@rika362]

I don't know that watching a 17 min video of Mysta "baking" can actually add more pain to my already existing menstrual cramps lmaoooooooo

[@kaly5678]

As someone who likes to bake cookies in her spare time, this video gave me immense stress. NEVER LET HIM COOK

[@AnaTheUser]

This is why I watch the full streams for the others cooking process, and for Mysta's only the clips, it's too cursed for ones body

[@miko_kasuro]

Mysta is like shogun Raiden, once he cook, it's like hell, it scare me and the dead 🫠

[@summer000]

Chat making him butter the pan makes me irritated that was the one thing that was actually according to the recipe lmao

[@nugget7963]

I'm not sure why I continue to watch mysta cooking I always suffer watching him cook 🥲

[@aki_4191]

I’m out of excuses for his cooking Mystakes in pain

[@peachy3623]

Mysta, you're my oshi and all but...THERE ARE KITCHEN TOOLS & UTENSILS TO USE IN THIS SITUATION MYSTAAA! PLEASE!! MY FILIPINO STAND IS TRAUMATIZED AS HECK!! HELP ME KAMISAMA...( ;｀Д´) Mysta is still Mysta, still the oshi I oshi for. ( ・_ゝ・)

[@CilesteAndSheyn]

bro if those cookies were served to me, I'd get assassinated. Why? Because they look like normal cookies, but they got poison in them 💀😭

[@Nookshush]

let him cook 🔥🔥🔥❗❗❗i aint eating it tho

[@sashabrauss1712]

Me watching this is a nightmare. I onow that he doesnt hear what i say but i literally keep saying "THAT'S TOO MUCH!", "STOP!!".

[@hansus]

I am always in pain watching mysta cook, but i still love dat man

[@dynamiteboom6159]

😭 doesn't self raising flour have baking soda/powder already? Why did i even hope he'd have a scale....🤣 Chat, it said ungreased cookie sheet shame on y'all thanks for clipping, I don't think I could survive the live😅

[@pogpogpurinn]

Oh my god chat really did him dirty by telling him to butter when they should have listened to the recipie themselves lmao. It is very common to not butter baking trays and sheets.

[@val9185]

i was like not the worst ig… till when he ‘buttered the pan’ i lost it 💀💀

[@Kopikaa_Helena]

when i saw him not using anything to measure, i already knew i would be groaning in pain throughout this clip

[@SeraphimRuby]

And now I've seen mysta progress on twitter I'm so proud of him😍

[@crowgoes_cawww]

Remember kids if u just buy something, and u need to wear it in ur body or in this case use it to make food that u eat, pls wash it first, thank u

[@lmao23155]

I do see lots of improvement in mystas cooking! Idk if he has done any cooking stream from now but from where he was to now there is pretty major improvement (the butter and salt and sugar part traumatized me tho)

[@foxpurrincess3209]

1:40 oh no. he's ALREADY fucked up! that's self-raising flour..........

[@3mb1_25]

The fact that all his comments regarding hygienic matters are introduced by phrases that imply him not being sure about it is extremely concerning

[@BloodlustBlooms9773]

Just making comedy by opening and closing a skeleton dogs mouth and then voice over it😂

[@bleucheesebat]

I'm reliving the pain all over again.

[@Kira_ai]

"its a little salty" its a combination of things T^T he didnt use the right salt, didnt mix it in well enough, didnt measure, god i was in pain the entire time while watching this 😭😭

[@woopwoopboop8217]

Chat telling him to butter the pan is just… you really shouldn’t butter your pan when making cookies unless a recipe specifically calls for it. In the recipe it clearly stated that he should use an *ungreased* pan. His cookies turned out well but I really hope chat stops giving unsolicited advice when it comes to cooking and/or baking because in reality they are not giving that great of advice.

[@lafylafay9044]

My god i was literally CRYING watching this, now I want to make some cookies 🤣🤣

[@Mac_Spector]

the moment he eyeballed the measurements, I instantly thought that this isn't going to end well. But in the end, they looked actually passable, well done Mysta for improving his cooking skills

[@dursu_x]

As a professional (im not professional) cookie baker I malded so hard and had 12 panic attacks. WHY DID WE LET HIM COOK!?🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@sleepycat6683]

I'm sure everyone who was watching the stream must break some sort of geneva convention by association.

[@user-ns5jz7en2s]

this is so stressful, i actually had tears in my eyes watching this

[@lil_raccoon]

The cookies grew upwards because he used baking powder and self-rising flour, too much fluff powder in the mixture (Speaking from experience, it has happened to me too lol)

[@Mara_1337]

Thanks for the stream summaryyyyy :)

[@user-yv6mk5nd4y]

Im terrified while watching painfully at this video, i love watching mysta so gotta bear the pain watching these cooking videos 💀

[@Peepeepoopoo_69420]

One thing you can’t do in baking is eyeball measurements

[@myaaaaa6529]

this is some god-tier editing! nice work!!

[@ctzf_qvrntc8590]

Lol "something I can actually snack on" is pretty well said

[@Eva_5866]

as i watched this i cried. i bake all the time and the measurements killed me

[@NijiRat]

I’m a culinary student and I’m screaming

[@MB10_els]

It just started but he's already making me go wild 🧡

[@franceleisimbajon3674]

oh how many time have I sighed in this video....

[@lynsie3807]

First time making cookies and he eyeballed everything. 👁👄👁

[@zwib]

butter makes things salty? no its vegan guys. ????????????????????????? sometimes I really think he's hopeless. theres no way we can save his smooth brain

[@PoLucaaa]

I teared up while i was watching this

[@jariancanang9462]

Bro the part Mysta put the butter in a pan thats the part im in pain

[@MB10_els]

Mad respect to the people who have eaten mystas cooking 🧡

[@Xen_does_genshin]

‘Who’s the chef here!?’ Me who is a culinary student: Me..? 😰

[@drlybel0ved]

hold on bc somebody told him to butter the baking sheet but while he was reading out the steps it LITERALLY SAYS "onto ungreased sheet, drop cookie dough", the cookies he made already had enough fat in them and adding more makes the cookies spread too much? ideally parchment paper should've been used, shame on chat! /lh

[@ruthaddictedtopjsk]

Ah man this was too funny. I couldn't stop laughing

[@mykittyplayz2013]

I was litterly crying watching this..

[@azuechan1564]

this is nightmare fuel

[@cokounut]

im crying watching this

[@romybroeksmaortiz6487]

Mysta would be a shining star on Nailed It.

[@nah_zi6882]

2:27 it's butter or bu'er

[@user-sv5wp3vf9t]

This is how the food in my school canteen is made...

[@J4PANET]

I CAN'T WATCH THISSS MYSTA YOU'RE HURTING MY EYESS

[@xXIObvi]

howtobasic no. 2

[@Hey-wo7xr]

I reqlly miss him..🧡🧡

[@Anemo_Wind]

For some reason, I want to eat cookies now😀

[@cytenio6963]

LET HIM COOK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯

[@muzini3627]

Watching this activated my fight or flight

[@alexispowell479]

im scared i almost started crying after watching this helppppppppppp

[@ariesfist6208]

Don't let Mysta cook 😂

[@Unie2434]

I'm in so much pain watching this. Oh my heart, oh mysta.....😂

[@romybroeksmaortiz6487]

Lol the moment he poured the flour I knew it was the end.😂

[@imuniquefangirl]

I screamed "MYSTAAAAAAA" like three times while watching this. Sweet God...

[@lumilumixx]

That hurt me so much. Mysta, we miss you.

[@artemstieclip]

15:00 does Mysta think salt is non-vegan?!

[@dahlia2611]

the finger in the butter made me physically scrunch up and just stare in terror

[@dahlia2611]

returning to this because as i continue to watch IT JUST GETS WORSE. when he put the water in i actually gasped

[@snazzypenguinicorn9139]

I love Mysta but I was losing brain cells 😭🧡

[@diaquallo]

Let the fox boi cook.

[@corereincarnated9559]

just WATCHING this is giving me samonella😱

[@beiisiy1835]

the fact that he's left handed is speaking VOLUMES

[@cozy_caisy]

When he finally agreed to butter the pan, I was finally relieved. But what I did not expect was that he was actually gonna butter the thick butter onto the pan. 😂😂

[@yeathatsjustgreat]

2:21 i geunuinly cried

[@KoriKoi-po4rj]

This man has done a lot for me........ Like make me wanna unalive- and IK ppl wit OCD screaming out for help rn last but not least I've been taught how to be a menace to Society