Malewife Mysta Makes A Home Cooked Meal For Vox

mysta meets vox in real life to show how much his skills in the kitchen have improved since luxiem first began. how much has he improved from "thinking fried rice is putting raw rice in a pan" in these five months?
vox shinji chair pose art: / 1527978787341672448
original stream: • HANDCAM COOKING w/Vox ...
featured talents:
Mysta Rian [NIJISANJI EN] - / mystarias-nijisanjien
Vox Akuma [NIJISANJI EN] - / @voxakuma
#mystalive #voxpopulive #mystaworldwide

[@hvnnybee]

My filipino ass literally fucking screamed in terror seeing Mysta pour that starch water back into the rice 💀💀💀

[@yourmortalenemy5710]

same the anxiety that i got from this vid and my anger issues just got higher lord jesus christ forgive me😭

[@HSantrie]

My latin ass feel that pain too.

[@makolite]

i’m south asian and i’m actually rolling in my grave

[@ballsitch4608]

Same bruh tf is up with that mf 💀💀💀💀

[@RiRei-12]

Same, I don't really cook but Ik that the way he was cooking was terribly wrong cause I always watch my Asian family when they cook💀💀

[@WhoAskedHomie]

Truly, there's nothing as horrifying as Mysta and his rice cooker.

[@rawanfouda9609]

it aint even a one hahaha if anything its the rice that he cooked lol

[@toawing]

Mika and her sandwich maker, or her hair straighter? Honestly they feel so much like siblings

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

@@toawing Never in my life did I see a more appropriate brand for someone then after watching those two cooking streams

[@retarded_1]

It's a horror movie in its self

[@mike56769]

Him being in the kitchen is horrifying without touching anything at all

[@Overpepperedeggs]

Vox unleashing his inner Gordon

[@typicallyusual6984]

Rightfully so. Vox is all of us watching this

[@Ionlyeatchipzeveryday]

HAHAHA

[@Daffodils_over_roses]

As he should

[@angelinakang4014]

I’m glad he did

[@averychaco8831]

"I'd make this for Her Majesty" "Well you'd finally bring her 96 year reign to an end" I'M HOLLERING THAT DID NOT AGE WELL

[@fionacoin5329]

It really didn't and I can't! 😂😂😂😂

[@evanmay]

noooo 💀💀

[@Rams_404_]

It truly didn't.

[@hvnnybee]

The biggest prediction of 2022 came from vox akuma wowee 💀

[@mizzbumblebee90]

IM DEAD I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

[@charatome]

10:00 “I would make this for her majesty!” “well you’d finally bring her 96 year reign to an end” guys he did it

[@notsominty7923]

I knew he was suspicious 🧐

[@parkchimmin7913]

🤨

[@Haexy]

Fr…

[@oak..]

Hmmm...

[@andy-zb4dd]

when mysta was "washing" the rice i was crying like actually shedding tears

[@ethandgp3097]

oh I was just laughing my ass off at that point lmao I was about to wheeze like fulgur and become a kettle too hehe

[@RiRei-12]

I was practically cursing and laughing with a tad bit of sadness💀💀

[@offxialsky1298]

Who wouldn't cry when he literally placed the dirty water back to the rice and only washed it once? And the fact that he's part southeast Asian is just-😭😭😭😭

[@xarin42]

@@offxialsky1298 *the water with a bit of rice powder in it

[@Fueledbystardust]

Because you were proud of him, or because of how he was doing it?

[@celceusiguess]

I used to believe I was rock bottom when it comes to how bad at cooking I am, but now I realize rock bottom is never truly as low as you can get. Mysta got out a fucking pickaxe and maniacally laughed

[@nevembra9850]

He made a whole ass basement underneath rock bottom

[@parkchimmin7913]

He mined past the bedrock

[@oak..]

He's so below rock bottom in the sense of cooking skill that he is floating in the void.

[@jimmehsaint]

ikr?? my cooking skills are abysmal but at least I've never DUMPED THE RICE WATER BACK IN THE RICE

[@FR0ZENxTUNA]

0:40 that Ramsay impression was spot on

[@xAllebell]

1:10 and then Mysta follows up with the impression as well especially the "and garlic" part XDXD

[@sealchan9997]

OHH THATS WHAT IT WAS

[@user-hw6ls4rh7m]

Alternative title: Vox losing his sanity for nearly 17 minutes

[@moonshiro]

Vox and everyone who watched...

[@patrickloureiro351]

4:55 the way he stopped mid-sentence in disbelief lmaoooo.

[@chunchunmaya]

Also the way the music stopped as Mysta started chopping

[@the_3sisters_gacha350]

6:50 too

[@the_3sisters_gacha350]

8:25 too :'D

[@ayaannair2447]

As a professional Asian, I would like to extend my deepest condolences to the farmers who had to suffer and work hard to deliver this rice to us. I would also like to extend my deepest condolences to the seeds that had to be done dirty like this

[@nuggetka]

Deepest condolences to the farmers and butcher who worked to produced the meat, the farmers who grew those vegetables. I am in pain too, I apologize in Mysta's behalf...

[@zeecolson6838]

A professional Asian tho

[@fatfr0g570]

I read this in Steven He's voice

[@meerahseyhtmento7363]

as a professional asian i would also like to give me dearest condolences to everyone who has ever consumed mystas cooking, as they are most likely in the hospital from food poisoning or are experiencing/experienced pain.

[@gojoseyelash6174]

10:03 oh my god he really cooked for the queen

[@fionacoin5329]

😂😂😂 *Points at Mysta* it's him officer! He's the one!

[@angelinakang4014]

🚔🚔🚔

[@soopFPS]

why is Vox's Gordo Ramso impression so fucking spot on wtf

[@ksan874]

His voice is a literal fucking clone of gordon im dying

[@a13m34]

His British init?

[@ohichan_]

IKR, the only reason I believe he's not the real deal because Gordon would have taken that knife halfway through at most and either finish Mysta or himself lmao

[@blookester6583]

9:45 You can really tell Vox has lost it at this point due to the crack in his voice

[@typicallyusual6984]

Gives the “I HAVE NO CAKE” vibes

[@waneys]

the mad lad did it…he finally gave his food to the queen …

[@fionacoin5329]

Lmao!!

[@sheeper_beeper]

R.I.P Vox, he has lived for over 400+ years witnessed so many things but his fate finally came to and end. edit: OMFG 2.1k LIKES OMFMFMNEJDXNJN

[@Shanti_Town]

LMFAOOO 💀💀

[@_magic_moonlight_8757]

2.1k likes? 1 comment? lemme change that

[@sheeper_beeper]

@@_magic_moonlight_8757 lmao

[@lancetheking7524]

"This man is part Filipino and doesn't know what stir frying is" Truly, a british debuff, but even british people don't fail on copying or stealing everything

[@entialwolf9296]

Every time Mysta cook its intresting and also painful, and I don't even know how to cook that well

[@toawing]

Still not quite as scary as Rosemi trying to open a can, by stabbing it after breaking the can opener

[@horneebonk964]

The 6% I gave Mysta was for effort, 2% for entertainment, 1% for me giving Vox my condolences, 1% for _the knife_ and 90% for fear and the seven stages of grief I experienced.

[@kkoseii]

Started crying not even 3 minutes in. The frustration of watching Mysta cooking is real.

[@sgunky]

began crying for other reasons. holy shit.

[@kaxewdisco3594]

A part of me died after seeing how the rice turned out. But the rest did look pretty decent so props to Mysta. Loved the video, thanks for the highlights!

[@happymagician1699]

And then you realise how much seasoning he added (half a bottle of soy sauce???? really?) and die a little more.

[@hayyeh7795]

In terms of aesthetics, I guess. But Mika's testament regarding it's taste is that it's pure salt water out of the ocean

[@kaxewdisco3594]

@@hayyeh7795 oh... mysta moment...

[@okbutjikook-8061]

I love when Vox is like midway through talking Mysta does something unbelievable and it just renders Vox speechless 😂

[@monalleysa]

maybe he did feed this to the queen

[@milk2272]

BYE💀

[@pandesalpamore]

Me: *watches peacefully* Mysta & Vox: *touches hands*

[@collectordilf]

i scream 😫✨

[@zaza1998ful]

I thought Mysta will be another pretty boy, but damn he’s a chaotic himbo 😂

[@almondtovfu5672]

Mysta doesn't have himbo energy though 🤔

[@skzelys1851]

2:40 you could have blindfolded me and told me this was Gordon Ramsey and I would have believed you

[@RedStella28]

Alternate title: Vox loses brain cells for 17 minutes. I'm wheezing over here. Absolutely HILARIOUS

[@moonslay.arts_]

This did not just show up in my feed rn 😭😭😭

[@okyberliana6733]

Now watching this makes me cry and laugh at the same time

[@kaneshirokane5410]

Maybe Mysta's cooking really was what brought queen Elizabeth's 96 year reign to her end 10:00 xD

[@honeyworksvocabts1571]

Omg yws about to type that 😳👏🏻

[@fionacoin5329]

Was looking for a comment like this 😂

[@kaneshirokane5410]

@@honeyworksvocabts1571 Vox is a prophet apparently

[@kismetsu]

Was just thinking this

[@AyaDragonheart]

i audibly started saying “no no no NO” when mysta asked if he could eat using the tongs that touched the raw beef, but at least he checked first instead of just trying it 😂

[@johnnysalery7383]

Vox going full "Gordon Ramsey" whenever Mysta does something questionable was too funny lmao 11/10 Cooking Stream

[@krimsxnk]

I mean he's got the knife agression level of Filipino mums/grandmas but that was it, truly terrifying-

[@ClereinSi-dn7tu]

As a Filipino with super strict grandma this made me genuinely cry😂 but I still love how he tried.. the cucumber chopping and the rice really made me burst out my tears😂❤

[@Sabmarine956]

When i told you I cried watching this stream... I really did. The rice being half cooked (or is it even half?) They way he cut the vegetables...the seasoning...oh dear. For Mysta this is an improvement.

[@proudgirlkisser]

I genuinely died throughout this whole video. If Vox wasn't here, this would have gone WAY downhill

[@peerless_shrimp]

"and then we put the water back in :D" the way he said that with such confidence

[@laniakeasupercluster4848]

Coming here bc i miss him already 😭🧡

[@-Ayato-Yuri-]

Same😭

[@aini8545]

Me too 😭

[@tsurifisher]

Mysta gives off incredibly unhinged vibes

[@trix7689]

Her reign ended but it wasn't Mysta's fault. JUSTICE ON MYSTA'S NAME😂

[@fionacoin5329]

😂😂😂

[@mitsve06]

chat was crying this entire time LMAO

[@everydaydreamer1]

10:04 this did not age well 😂

[@Shanti_Town]

I love how the comments are pain and condolences for Vox 💀

[@kz4volu]

i think… im losing my braincells when i watch this stream..

[@Jaewing]

vox losing his FUCKING mind gives me so much life, I have to keep rewatching it. o7 thank you for the small sacrifice of your sanity milord

[@Mewfin-]

this is just ...hurtful to watch for somone who loves cooking

[@Laetu]

4:57 that silence was so LOUD.

[@1diotZ0N3]

why does vox sound like Gordan Ramsay when he was telling mysta to wash the rice correctly 😅

[@ironpaladinshiritako7304]

As someone who rinses and strains their rice before cooking it, I 1000% feel Vox’s pain.

[@ironpaladinshiritako7304]

Correcting myself. I no longer feel Vox’s pain with JUST the rice.

[@Ash-gv1xb]

Vox was losing his mind thoughtful the stream and I did too 😭

[@Akiru_kun]

I miss Mysta😭😭🧡🧡

[@Windy2468]

and now we have kotoka to continue the legacy

[@vii896]

never let two bri'ish people be in a room together, especially when one of them's cooking.

[@koikanekazen3894]

When her 96 years old reign actually ended 3 month after :🙂

[@Ksdhfvbiusdfu5323]

This hits different after I’ve seen this dudes face😂

[@rezmez-ft2hm]

same

[@gasterrific]

my filipino ass just instinctively commentated the same way as vox was trying to teach him how to wash the rice properly i'm in tears

[@scrapkingkeita3825]

"I would make this for her Majesty" Wow, Mysta actually did it

[@moonpie999]

I don't even cook often and watching Mysta cook is making me cry in disbelief

[@nurfitrialviani3117]

"Tap it gently okay?" *Proceed to fell the 1big spoon of it*

[@sabrinasantosg]

Mysta's cooking is like watching my intrusive thoughts win in the kitchen.

[@auroraassassin1582]

My 6 year old cousin can season and cook an omelette well.... It's already a flex compared to this

[@bloodrose5796]

Not vox being the next Gordon Ramsay 😂😂

[@XTLucid]

its actually a really good gordon impression

[@SalviAlmighty]

The way Vox goes FULL BRI'ISH when he's alone with Mysta. I was genuinely concerned for Vox' well-being

[@KuronoKengou]

10:05 oh no....

[@sakuraara127]

9:58 SO IT'S MYSTA'S FOOD'S FAULT...

[@satanicpanic4565]

The fact the queen died a couple months after this was uploaded says a lot

[@--49--51--]

My coping mechanism rn

[@oguubear]

Just don’t cook rice ever again, Mysta.

[@Shanti_Town]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@akuji9683]

Vox’s British came out for the first time I heard him say, “ twat”

[@hanaWare]

"i would make this for Her Majesty" that explains a lot about recent events

[@astolfo5273]

I love the hand holding at the end

[@tally-kun]

mysta calling a leek 'Pokemon Thing' really took me out

[@janaedurant1628]

I'm enraged like I'm speechless rn dude when he put the black pepper my dude to tell you I almost punched my tablet is an understatement

[@athenz1110]

Vox did not just call paprika spicy omfg

[@starduststriker8792]

well in all fairness there are different kinds of paprika and also hes british lmao

[@cartoonkenj2209]

British moment

[@frost94]

I mean knowing mysta, he probably would’ve added half the bottle of it if no one told him anything so I get why Vox would be scared lmao

[@kolourfulneco]

Finally! That’s what I’m saying. I’m like that’s the most statement I’ve ever heard in my entire life. Paprika??!!

[@athenz1110]

@@kolourfulneco I've never heard that either I thought it was just a spice for flavor LMAO

[@lynx7283]

10:04 this didnt age very well 😂😂

[@by.jyamae]

Lmao knowing mysta used to cook raw ice and literally fry it, well the soggy rice might not be the worst after all

[@penelop_e]

Im not gordon ramsey level good at cooking but i can and this is the most painful thing I've watched so far.. vox i admire you for enduring that.. still love you tho mysta 😅😅😅

[@yumekitsune1127]

10:00 well now we know what happened to her--

[@jinetics1529]

I believe we have found the next contestant for Master Chef

[@zainabalsoofi6369]

So thats why the queen died

[@areyoulostbabygorilla1511]

The way mysta just holding the knife while vox was criticizing his cooking skills and meal 😭

[@almondtovfu5672]

Vox's Gordon Ramsay impression is SO GOOD. British man istg.

[@Ezra_..]

mysta finally washed his rice and i sorta feel bad for vox and the others eating this 😭😭😭

[@luki2584]

Holy shit he killed her

[@sfthiyori]

maybe he did give that food to the queen..

[@nataliefaithd446]

mysta having that asian blood but still washing rice with a ladel and only once 💀💀

[@ChronicalV]

When vox unleashes the inner brit in him its just pure comedy, I loved this so much

[@pindymint]

OH GOD I LITERALLY CHOKED ON MY OWN SALIVA AFTER HE ADDED TOO MUCH PEPPER

[@user-cp4bp3rv4v]

"I'd make this for Her Majesty" "Well you'd finally bring her 96 year reign to an end" now we know-

[@britasmrva5483]

He foreshadowed it-

[@mochii813]

Ngl the food doesn't look that bad. I'm not Asian so I can't judge his rice but this isn't as horrifying as the molded fries

[@_siye]

ok ngl the rice is borderline porridge 🤣🤣

[@typicallyusual6984]

The half a bottle of soy sauce tho…

[@Kryptora]

The amount of salt in the meat, and half a bottle of soy sauce 💀

[@keira8664]

The queen died from my stash cooking and fox sounds like Gordon Ramsay ok bye

[@devia7562]

This video pop up on my recommendation again lol time flies don't ever change mysta u funny 😂

[@deadman20023]

now we know how the queen died.

[@by.jyamae]

Mad respect for vox lmao

[@ncypark8766]

it makes me wonder how mysta is even part filipino when he cant even cook rice HSDGFSJSKJDFGJ I AM IN P A I N

[@yu.tanaka3322]

9:59 well...

[@Smratboy]

Can't wait for the Mysta and Mika cooking colab where they cook war crimes together.

[@syllamin]

I think this dish is what killed the Queen slowly. sksksksks

[@xeresns4596]

The dish finally arrived after 4 months

[@Slushy916]

Ngl this was peak content. Damn I miss Mysta....

[@pom0879]

9:59 so mysta... this didnt age very well