Malewife Mysta Makes A Home Cooked Meal For Vox

[@WhoAskedHomie]

Truly, there's nothing as horrifying as Mysta and his rice cooker.

[@rawanfouda9609]

it aint even a one hahaha if anything its the rice that he cooked lol

[@toawing]

Mika and her sandwich maker, or her hair straighter? Honestly they feel so much like siblings

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

@@toawing Never in my life did I see a more appropriate brand for someone then after watching those two cooking streams

[@retarded_1]

It's a horror movie in its self

[@mike56769]

Him being in the kitchen is horrifying without touching anything at all

[@andy-zb4dd]

when mysta was "washing" the rice i was crying like actually shedding tears

[@ethandgp3097]

oh I was just laughing my ass off at that point lmao I was about to wheeze like fulgur and become a kettle too hehe

[@RiRei-12]

I was practically cursing and laughing with a tad bit of sadness💀💀

[@SkylarAviaxv]

Who wouldn't cry when he literally placed the dirty water back to the rice and only washed it once? And the fact that he's part southeast Asian is just-😭😭😭😭

[@xarin42]

@@SkylarAviaxv *the water with a bit of rice powder in it

[@Fueledbystardust]

Because you were proud of him, or because of how he was doing it?

[@hvnnybee]

My filipino ass literally fucking screamed in terror seeing Mysta pour that starch water back into the rice 💀💀💀

[@yourmortalenemy5710]

same the anxiety that i got from this vid and my anger issues just got higher lord jesus christ forgive me😭

[@HSantrie]

My latin ass feel that pain too.

[@makolite]

i’m south asian and i’m actually rolling in my grave

[@ballsitch4608]

Same bruh tf is up with that mf 💀💀💀💀

[@RiRei-12]

Same, I don't really cook but Ik that the way he was cooking was terribly wrong cause I always watch my Asian family when they cook💀💀

[@celceusiguess]

I used to believe I was rock bottom when it comes to how bad at cooking I am, but now I realize rock bottom is never truly as low as you can get. Mysta got out a fucking pickaxe and maniacally laughed

[@nevembra9850]

He made a whole ass basement underneath rock bottom

[@parkchimmin7913]

He mined past the bedrock

[@oak..]

He's so below rock bottom in the sense of cooking skill that he is floating in the void.

[@jimmehsaint]

ikr?? my cooking skills are abysmal but at least I've never DUMPED THE RICE WATER BACK IN THE RICE

[@charatome]

10:00 “I would make this for her majesty!” “well you’d finally bring her 96 year reign to an end” guys he did it

[@notsominty7923]

I knew he was suspicious 🧐

[@parkchimmin7913]

🤨

[@Haexy]

Fr…

[@oak..]

Hmmm...

[@FR0ZENxTUNA]

0:40 that Ramsay impression was spot on

[@xAllebell]

1:10 and then Mysta follows up with the impression as well especially the "and garlic" part XDXD

[@sealchan9997]

OHH THATS WHAT IT WAS

[@austinli8891]

genuinely sounded like gordon

[@averychaco8831]

"I'd make this for Her Majesty" "Well you'd finally bring her 96 year reign to an end" I'M HOLLERING THAT DID NOT AGE WELL

[@fionacoin5329]

It really didn't and I can't! 😂😂😂😂

[@evanmay]

noooo 💀💀

[@Rams_404_]

It truly didn't.

[@hvnnybee]

The biggest prediction of 2022 came from vox akuma wowee 💀

[@mizzbumblebee90]

IM DEAD I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

[@usernamehere-0505]

Alternative title: Vox losing his sanity for nearly 17 minutes

[@moonshiro]

Vox and everyone who watched...

[@ayaannair2447]

As a professional Asian, I would like to extend my deepest condolences to the farmers who had to suffer and work hard to deliver this rice to us. I would also like to extend my deepest condolences to the seeds that had to be done dirty like this

[@nuggetka]

Deepest condolences to the farmers and butcher who worked to produced the meat, the farmers who grew those vegetables. I am in pain too, I apologize in Mysta's behalf...

[@zeecolson6838]

A professional Asian tho

[@fatfr0g570]

I read this in Steven He's voice

[@meerahseyhtmento7363]

as a professional asian i would also like to give me dearest condolences to everyone who has ever consumed mystas cooking, as they are most likely in the hospital from food poisoning or are experiencing/experienced pain.

[@patrickloureiro351]

4:55 the way he stopped mid-sentence in disbelief lmaoooo.

[@chunchunmaya]

Also the way the music stopped as Mysta started chopping

[@the_3sisters_gacha350]

6:50 too

[@the_3sisters_gacha350]

8:25 too :'D

[@soopFPS]

why is Vox's Gordo Ramso impression so fucking spot on wtf

[@ksan874]

His voice is a literal fucking clone of gordon im dying

[@a13m34]

His British init?

[@ohichan_]

IKR, the only reason I believe he's not the real deal because Gordon would have taken that knife halfway through at most and either finish Mysta or himself lmao

[@lancetheking7524]

"This man is part Filipino and doesn't know what stir frying is" Truly, a british debuff, but even british people don't fail on copying or stealing everything

[@DotJacobs]

I’m the exact same as him just a tiny bit more gErMaN

[@gojoseyelash6174]

10:03 oh my god he really cooked for the queen

[@fionacoin5329]

😂😂😂 *Points at Mysta* it's him officer! He's the one!

[@angelinakang4014]

🚔🚔🚔

[@blookester6583]

9:45 You can really tell Vox has lost it at this point due to the crack in his voice

[@typicallyusual6984]

Gives the “I HAVE NO CAKE” vibes

[@sheeper_beeper]

R.I.P Vox, he has lived for over 400+ years witnessed so many things but his fate finally came to and end. edit: OMFG 2.1k LIKES OMFMFMNEJDXNJN

[@Shanti_Town]

LMFAOOO 💀💀

[@_magic_moonlight_8757]

2.1k likes? 1 comment? lemme change that

[@sheeper_beeper]

@@_magic_moonlight_8757 lmao

[@entialwolf9296]

Every time Mysta cook its intresting and also painful, and I don't even know how to cook that well

[@toawing]

Still not quite as scary as Rosemi trying to open a can, by stabbing it after breaking the can opener

[@kaxewdisco3594]

A part of me died after seeing how the rice turned out. But the rest did look pretty decent so props to Mysta. Loved the video, thanks for the highlights!

[@happymagician1699]

And then you realise how much seasoning he added (half a bottle of soy sauce???? really?) and die a little more.

[@hayyeh7795]

In terms of aesthetics, I guess. But Mika's testament regarding it's taste is that it's pure salt water out of the ocean

[@kaxewdisco3594]

@@hayyeh7795 oh... mysta moment...

[@bonkbonk964]

The 6% I gave Mysta was for effort, 2% for entertainment, 1% for me giving Vox my condolences, 1% for _the knife_ and 90% for fear and the seven stages of grief I experienced.

[@kkoseii]

Started crying not even 3 minutes in. The frustration of watching Mysta cooking is real.

[@sgunky]

began crying for other reasons. holy shit.

[@Cain_VT]

Maybe Mysta's cooking really was what brought queen Elizabeth's 96 year reign to her end 10:00 xD

[@honeyworksvocabts1571]

Omg yws about to type that 😳👏🏻

[@fionacoin5329]

Was looking for a comment like this 😂

[@Cain_VT]

@@honeyworksvocabts1571 Vox is a prophet apparently

[@kizlu]

Was just thinking this

[@monalleysa]

maybe he did feed this to the queen

[@milk2272]

BYE💀

[@zaza1998ful]

I thought Mysta will be another pretty boy, but damn he’s a chaotic himbo 😂

[@almondtovfu5672]

Mysta doesn't have himbo energy though 🤔

[@okbutjikook]

I love when Vox is like midway through talking Mysta does something unbelievable and it just renders Vox speechless 😂

[@f4irlyyyStudios]

2:40 you could have blindfolded me and told me this was Gordon Ramsey and I would have believed you

[@pandesalpamore]

Me: *watches peacefully* Mysta & Vox: *touches hands*

[@collectordilf]

i scream 😫✨

[@RedStella28]

Alternate title: Vox loses brain cells for 17 minutes. I'm wheezing over here. Absolutely HILARIOUS

[@1diotZ0N3]

why does vox sound like Gordan Ramsay when he was telling mysta to wash the rice correctly 😅

[@johnnysalery7383]

Vox going full "Gordon Ramsey" whenever Mysta does something questionable was too funny lmao 11/10 Cooking Stream

[@lillyannproctor1252]

Guys, he was grabbing that knife away too much at the end. Dude was ready to murder.

[@okyberliana6733]

Now watching this makes me cry and laugh at the same time

[@AyaDragonheart]

i audibly started saying “no no no NO” when mysta asked if he could eat using the tongs that touched the raw beef, but at least he checked first instead of just trying it 😂

[@mitsve06]

chat was crying this entire time LMAO

[@peerless_shrimp]

"and then we put the water back in :D" the way he said that with such confidence

[@moonslay.arts_]

This did not just show up in my feed rn 😭😭😭

[@tsurifisher]

Mysta gives off incredibly unhinged vibes

[@Mewfin-]

this is just ...hurtful to watch for somone who loves cooking

[@ironpaladinshiritako7304]

As someone who rinses and strains their rice before cooking it, I 1000% feel Vox’s pain.

[@ironpaladinshiritako7304]

Correcting myself. I no longer feel Vox’s pain with JUST the rice.

[@Sabmarine956]

When i told you I cried watching this stream... I really did. The rice being half cooked (or is it even half?) They way he cut the vegetables...the seasoning...oh dear. For Mysta this is an improvement.

[@proudgirlkisser]

I genuinely died throughout this whole video. If Vox wasn't here, this would have gone WAY downhill

[@Shanti_Town]

I love how the comments are pain and condolences for Vox 💀

[@Jaewing]

vox losing his FUCKING mind gives me so much life, I have to keep rewatching it. o7 thank you for the small sacrifice of your sanity milord

[@e.achives]

i think… im losing my braincells when i watch this stream..

[@veronicaorsmth]

never let two bri'ish people be in a room together, especially when one of them's cooking.

[@gasterrific]

my filipino ass just instinctively commentated the same way as vox was trying to teach him how to wash the rice properly i'm in tears

[@Ash-gv1xb]

Vox was losing his mind thoughtful the stream and I did too 😭

[@trix7689]

Her reign ended but it wasn't Mysta's fault. JUSTICE ON MYSTA'S NAME😂

[@fionacoin5329]

😂😂😂

[@SalviAlmighty]

The way Vox goes FULL BRI'ISH when he's alone with Mysta. I was genuinely concerned for Vox' well-being

[@nurfitrialviani3117]

"Tap it gently okay?" *Proceed to fell the 1big spoon of it*

[@koikanekazen3894]

When her 96 years old reign actually ended 3 month after :🙂

[@everydaydreamer1]

10:04 this did not age well 😂

[@akuji9683]

Vox’s British came out for the first time I heard him say, “ twat”

[@Laetu]

4:57 that silence was so LOUD.

[@moonpie999]

I don't even cook often and watching Mysta cook is making me cry in disbelief

[@hanaWare]

"i would make this for Her Majesty" that explains a lot about recent events

[@auroraassassin1582]

My 6 year old cousin can season and cook an omelette well.... It's already a flex compared to this

[@satanicpanic4565]

The fact the queen died a couple months after this was uploaded says a lot

[@by.jyamae]

Lmao knowing mysta used to cook raw ice and literally fry it, well the soggy rice might not be the worst after all

[@laniakeasupercluster4848]

Coming here bc i miss him already 😭🧡

[@-Ayato-Yuri-]

Same😭

[@aini8545]

Me too 😭

[@ClereinSi-dn7tu]

As a Filipino with super strict grandma this made me genuinely cry😂 but I still love how he tried.. the cucumber chopping and the rice really made me burst out my tears😂❤

[@tally-kun]

mysta calling a leek 'Pokemon Thing' really took me out

[@oguubear]

Just don’t cook rice ever again, Mysta.

[@Shanti_Town]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@sakuraara127]

9:58 SO IT'S MYSTA'S FOOD'S FAULT...

[@scrapkingkeita3825]

"I would make this for her Majesty" Wow, Mysta actually did it

[@sabrinasantosg]

Mysta's cooking is like watching my intrusive thoughts win in the kitchen.

[@randomant-em4vq]

I think he actually did it This is so fucking random and late but I'm watching this and it's funny

[@Windy2468]

and now we have kotoka to continue the legacy

[@athenz1110]

Vox did not just call paprika spicy omfg

[@starduststriker8792]

well in all fairness there are different kinds of paprika and also hes british lmao

[@cartoonkenj2209]

British moment

[@frost94]

I mean knowing mysta, he probably would’ve added half the bottle of it if no one told him anything so I get why Vox would be scared lmao

[@kolourfulneco]

Finally! That’s what I’m saying. I’m like that’s the most statement I’ve ever heard in my entire life. Paprika??!!

[@athenz1110]

@@kolourfulneco I've never heard that either I thought it was just a spice for flavor LMAO

[@eazryeu]

mysta finally washed his rice and i sorta feel bad for vox and the others eating this 😭😭😭

[@areyoulostbabygorilla1511]

The way mysta just holding the knife while vox was criticizing his cooking skills and meal 😭

[@--49--51--]

My coping mechanism rn

[@almondtovfu5672]

Vox's Gordon Ramsay impression is SO GOOD. British man istg.

[@Ksdhfvbiusdfu5323]

This hits different after I’ve seen this dudes face😂

[@rezmez-ft2hm]

same

[@蕭晴雅]

"I'd make this for Her Majesty" "Well you'd finally bring her 96 year reign to an end" now we know-

[@britasmrva5483]

He foreshadowed it-

[@ChronicalV]

When vox unleashes the inner brit in him its just pure comedy, I loved this so much

[@someweirddude656]

Haiyaa you make all our ancestors cry

[@mine_meow150]

forget our ancestors, he's making me cry

[@Mermiam]

Can't wait for the Mysta and Mika cooking colab where they cook war crimes together.

[@XTLucid]

its actually a really good gordon impression

[@ncypark8766]

it makes me wonder how mysta is even part filipino when he cant even cook rice HSDGFSJSKJDFGJ I AM IN P A I N

[@KuronoKengou]

10:05 oh no....

[@Valentine-yohohohoOoOo]

2:25 Vox sound like Gordon Ramsay here 😂 I never really watch Vtubers before but recently they pop up in my recommendation & dare I say they're quite entertaining 😂

[@art-14324]

HE'S HALF FILIPINO AND HE DOESN'T KNOW YOU HAVE TO WASH THE RICE SEVERAL TIMES??!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!

[@sonyawong6719]

Embarrassed to say that even i as a Filipino I can't cook rice and i just let my twin sibling do the work 💀

[@HlSOKA455]

Honestly when Mysta chopped the cucumbers I thought in my head “he let his intrusive thoughts win” I need help.

[@demipham595]

Vox intentionally act like Gordon Ramsay at the beginning and then actually turn into Gordon after the first 1:30 is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@Duckindapond356]

Vox: "Tap it gently alright?" Mysta: *procides to pour half of the pepper in 😂

[@_Mushroom_boy_]

Its been a year and its still absolutely terryfing to witness

[@berlv5930]

it will always be a traumatic experience

[@KibouManga777]

I love how Vox is slowly getting angry and losing his patience due to mysta many culinary errors!

[@laiel3461]

I came from the future, and the moment i saw this 9:58, I was utterly speechless

[@keira8664]

The queen died from my stash cooking and fox sounds like Gordon Ramsay ok bye

[@pindymint]

OH GOD I LITERALLY CHOKED ON MY OWN SALIVA AFTER HE ADDED TOO MUCH PEPPER

[@Moss_girl]

Every POC was shaking crying sliding down the wall seeing Mysta pour that starchy ass water back in the pot 😭😖🤨😔

[@deadman20023]

now we know how the queen died.

[@jinetics1529]

I believe we have found the next contestant for Master Chef

[@bloodrose5796]

Not vox being the next Gordon Ramsay 😂😂

[@renukapasupuleti575]

His cucumber cutting gave me panic 😭😧 The whole coocking gave ne heartattack 😮 And 6:17 😶👀

[@LARAUJO_0]

7:35 I phyisically recoiled lmao

[@Fuyōsan]

My Filipino ass was abt to scream when mysta poured the starch water in the rice I’m literally crying rn who taught him how to wash rice I would never let him cook ever again

[@astolfo5273]

I love the hand holding at the end

[@devia7562]

This video pop up on my recommendation again lol time flies don't ever change mysta u funny 😂

[@yumekitsune1127]

10:00 well now we know what happened to her--

[@stanky_sardines]

this vid is very interesting to go back to when ik that vox is younger than mysta irl

[@ulrickts]

I took rice cooking advice from Uncle Roger. He was watching some BBC lady rinse and re-rinse and rinse again and again and freaking out. After learning the Uncle Roger way, I've mastered rice.

[@Slushy916]

Ngl this was peak content. Damn I miss Mysta....