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[@MattAndJustus]

THX FOR WATCHING! This one was so fun to produce, write, film, and edit! Well worth it! We can't wait to post more long form videos like this! We are JUST GETTING STARTED!❤🙌🏻 (Don't forget to like, comment, and SUBSCRIBE if you enjoyed the video)‼

[@timothyj68]

You guys are INCREDIBLE please post more long form videos like this! BIG FAN❤🎉

[@Tripepdipep]

I’ll subscribe but under one condition.....

[@pehlajdutta2188]

U guys can make a movie

[@user-si1mq2yy2u]

you need to increase the length of your video like ten minutes or more by the way video great😃😃😃😃

[@aaronbanks-jones1631]

This is funny but relatable 😅😢

[@justEandK]

The fact that they INSTANTLY wanted to arrest him after they assumed he was the predator...

[@Spiralredd]

I bet that happens more than you think.

[@themeeting4960]

That one caught me off guard.. I would have arrested the guy on the spot too.

[@Unintelligentportuguesa]

​@@themeeting4960 fix yourself then

[@JackyMan22]

Wowwwwww.. 😂❤

[@z-miner8290]

True +++

[@silas5083]

When a guy is the victim, nobody seems to be concerned, but when a woman is the victim, people react quickly, take it seriously, and even begin attacking the male predator.

[@Leanzazzy]

Even if she's actually lying and isn't a victim

[@Shrukin9000]

Even when he's proved innocent people would still defend her

[@username172]

​@@Shrukin9000 and its on his permanent record and in some cases becomes nearly "un-hireable"

[@JackyMan22]

Dolphin Boy became a Dolphin DAYUM. 😂

[@jamesvandervegt7390]

Honestly though, the reaction when the victim is a guy is "you probably liked it!"

[@emmanuelayeni7637]

Dolphin boy: Confessing an assault and crying. Officers: "Waaaaaaawwww..." 😂

[@Taimur_Gates]

i wouldnt call that assault lol, thatd be a dream

[@MattAndJustus]

😂😂😂

[@henrydelaney1275]

@@Taimur_Gates wtf

[@user-zf9qm9om8k]

​@@Taimur_Gates Bro experience it once. You will understand how traumatizing it is. I have experienced it so I know. You can't even tell anyone because they think it's too funny and enjoyable moment except the close females you have like your mother and sister.

[@JeremiahBoodie]

Bro the dolphin sound

[@doghood5447]

"Are you sure your not a homosexual " the speed in saying it lmao

[@MattAndJustus]

🤣🤣🤣👍🏻

[@A-lr5pd]

"Oh, it gets better....I mean worse" You guys are geniuses 😂

[@MattAndJustus]

The cops were loving those stories😂😂

[@Stxvn]

They needed it for “research purposes”

[@Arioniks]

​@@MattAndJustus btw where do you get all your girls Asking for a friend... Of course (you can tell me i won't tell the police)

[@AAAKEVOG]

5:01

[@DanielCorrea86]

I lost it there!

[@LinQi-zv9cx]

Bro was actually traumatized and mesmerised at the same time😅

[@MattAndJustus]

For real he didn't know how to behave😭🤣

[@NoahRoss-yn2hw]

which one of u replies like this must have been either very traumatic for u or really hot depending on who@@MattAndJustus

[@I_ate_a_spoon]

The fact the most replayed parts is with the woman :l

[@saadasif040]

That " WOOOOW" 😂. Man those officers sure love to do a movie with Mrs. Paris. 😅😅

[@MattAndJustus]

Those officers wish they were in his shoes😭🤣

[@Randomationers]

they were jealous💀

[@CuteAiWorld1]

“Oh it gets better, i mean worse” this is truly sad because of how relatable it is in reality, men can’t speak of this issue without getting ridiculed.

[@MattAndJustus]

Thanks for tuning in to our channel and dropping a comment! WE APPRECIATE YOU!!!!🔥‼

[@Itsdasummer32]

True

[@guateguy]

Dolphin Boy is swimming both on and off screen

[@MattAndJustus]

Hahahaha he's a great swimmer

[@Imreallyjusthim971]

@@MattAndJustusDolphin boy was drowning in it

[@JackyMan22]

He really was a Dolphin riding babylon and her sister. 😂

[@29elevenmaternityhome25]

​@MattAndJustus you leaked your plate

[@toastedprocastinator]

☠🙏

[@Evo_Gojira09]

8:57 “Alright great, I’m going to be in my office give me about 45 minutes don’t disturb me.” Caught me off guard 😂

[@bricktasticanimations4834]

Same. XD

[@amartya11]

With the tissues and lotion too

[@MattAndJustus]

We just had to end it like that😂😂

[@riqmosikmo]

I really didn't expect that tbh

[@appllwithmemes]

Bros trained his thing 💀

[@bobby4tune]

“Let me get this straight, cause I am a little confused” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MattAndJustus]

One of the funniest lines😂

[@faridasoliman5767]

i saw this as soon as they said it

[@Random_man1320]

I like how the guy is traumatized and the cops are wishing they were in his shoes 😂

[@rusteddenial453]

Real

[@darkjelly944]

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

[@rq1ny_]

I would wish too

[@dobronx4771]

Because you can’t be traumatized. Unless you’re gay.

[@dobronx4771]

I wish to be in his shoes.

[@iraiseddonut]

5:11 officer turning on his walkie-talkie to let the whole police network know how mathew was assaulted, what a great officer 😭😭

[@ryanbhan2708]

For the boys 🗿

[@rakeshsuthanthirakumar2613]

and in the ending matt sees mrs Paris again and she goes " i Just called the police and confessed everything i did to you and they'll be here in 1hr to arrest me " , matt goes "good god" but Mrs Paris says "But you gotta do something for me " , just lmao .

[@MattAndJustus]

Thanks for watching the vid!!🤙🏼🎉

[@junayedbtw]

8:20 "What you just explained to us is every man's dream" that caught me off guard 😭Love to Matt, Justus and Timmy

[@MattAndJustus]

Thank you!! All three of us are grinding day in and day out to bring you guys the best comedy we can!🤘🏻🙌🏻🔥

[@deadboisgaming6897]

@@MattAndJustusyou one of the funniest channels on the internet

[@i890_]

It's kinda sad how relatable this is

[@georgemcintyre1633]

How is this relatable💀💀💀💀💀

[@user-fh1wx9dw6b]

now I'm concerned

[@FRaptor-wl6ku]

Trust me it could be worse I mean he could’ve got the Redo of healer treatment and have both guys and girls go down on him and have every some imaginable

[@DeepdelverWasabi]

bro?

[@dicosirio6337]

@@FRaptor-wl6kubruuhhhh💀💀💀💀

[@user-fo3ez8mk4h]

This made me so sad because it does happen like this.

[@MattAndJustus]

Thanks for watching the vid!!! Don't forget to like and subscribe!😎🤝

[@System_Failure101]

@@MattAndJustusblud does NOT care 💀💀

[@copswat636]

@@System_Failure101ikr 😂

[@idc1453ad]

​@@System_Failure101your name is my answer to his reply

[@Carbide-Blockbuster]

Exactly that ant assault that’s an offer he could have had a amazing wife and a amazing career and family just Off of that but he bitched out he really ruined the chance of happiness what a moron

[@EdemamePizza]

The most realistic part was the cops trying to arrest him at the beginning

[@MattAndJustus]

Ya Tim started reading him his rights and everything😂 It was about to go down...

[@user-gg2tg5zb2b]

The fact how they got more interested as the story went on makes me laugh!

[@MattAndJustus]

😂😂😭

[@GregoSolo]

I’m def clapping Mrs Paris instantly

[@onethrajapakse6125]

Very much the same buddy

[@user-bn6zb4yx6k]

Me too

[@Skelexionii]

Sup

[@ARES-ue3yt]

Who isn't

[@baron9655]

You a voluntary victim💀💀

[@vishwesh2807]

it was 80's!!!. everyone was doing that!!!!

[@MattAndJustus]

You're a legend for commenting this🤣💀🤘🏻

[@SQ1SHY]

@@MattAndJustuswho runs the channel, Matt or Justus??1?1!?1?1?1?1

[@junayedbtw]

8:48 "This is why victims like us never come out" DANG that's deep

[@CreeperG0d]

3:55 He accidentally gave consent there.

[@godnyx117]

He gave consent on all of them. She never forced him, just made him an offer.

[@karmst1996]

​@godnyx117 that's still considered rape if you're using a power dynamic to control someone. If the roles were reverse your reaction would be incredibly different.

[@maouf9843]

Well, that's not an offer, saying have sex with me or you will never work a day in your life anymore, seems like blackmail to me ​@godnyx117

[@Jan-oe4cc]

​@@karmst1996 I think the least she would get would be Sexual Harassment under "quid pro quo" (I.E. "this for that"), but that would be in the case of the military, I'm not sure how the civilian sector would handle it. 🤔 Although, the judicial system kinda sucks most of the time so she would probably get a slap on the wrist and be done with it. 🙄

[@godnyx117]

@@karmst1996 It's called "taking advantage of your position". Nobody physically forced him. You have all become professional judges in this generation... "If ThE rOlEs WeRe ReVeRsE yOuR rEaCtIoN wOuLd Be InCrEdIbLy DiFfErEnT." No, I would not! How about not self-projecting and thinking that everyone is a two-faced hypocrite, just because you are? I know it's shocking, but someone of us have actual values and self-respect... You should get it too! You know it's a trashy reply when it has so many sheep liking it...

[@flame13th19]

Recording for evidence. Lmao. 🤣🤣🤣

[@domokun845]

I love how she locks the door, but there's a giant window right to the left lmao

[@MattAndJustus]

we didn't even think about that, that's actually funny😂 Good catch🤣

[@rentsuruga8282]

​ The door is to prevent him from escaping

[@benmark9270]

The wooooww that's insane and asking him what he wanted them to do about it really got me. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MattAndJustus]

Glad we could make you laugh!

[@basswrecker]

damn 😂 08:43 " we should be arresting you "

[@SusDeveloper]

Even gay people would be pissed to hear this story

[@RayAnand0]

yk if the gender reversed all the kafirs (non muslim) in the world would be pissed

[@MattAndJustus]

HAHAHAHA for reaaal😂😂 Thx for the hilarious comment!!

[@G3R0George]

As a gay person, I am pissed.

[@hunterevans7028]

Same

[@roi_halltari]

This was fire acting and everything. These guys should start making a lot of KZbin videos like this.

[@MattAndJustus]

Thanks for the positive feedback and the insight on how you enjoyed this content. We will keep bringing better and better videos to the channel, and we cant wait to see how these long form videos keep expanding and growing. We've only been posting long form for about 6-7 months now. So we will see what happens in the near future!!!🤙🏼🤙🏼

[@roi_halltari]

@@MattAndJustus You guys are unmatched. Brilliance in every video.

[@njabulongcobo8015]

5:10 notice how one of the cops switch on there walkie talkie so that everyone else can listen in😂

[@C_de_jupons]

5:32 " So late at night" Literally 7.24pm 😅😅

[@AtomicAnt263]

i felt the same as the cops how the hell is he even gonna complain about that

[@dobronx4771]

Yeah ikr

[@MartinHaro-jj1eb]

Justus is the king 😂😂😂😂''you might send me those voice recordings I'm gonna be in my office for 45 mins" 😂😂😂😂

[@MattAndJustus]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rosellle]

7:11 the big bull part 😂😂😂

[@user-ge9xb7wq8q]

That was absolutely funny and did u expect the twin sister coming in and how come matt weren't into it

[@olagbadunolatunde9815]

Bro tried hiding the car's plate number but I could still see it at 5:50 😂😂

[@Carlos-vk9zy]

7RGB something something

[@olagbadunolatunde9815]

@@Carlos-vk9zy 💀

[@Carlos-vk9zy]

@@olagbadunolatunde9815 what’s wrong with

[@zebrazoo1306]

⁠@@Carlos-vk9zy7RGB525

[@MattAndJustus]

But you didn't see all of it tho😉

[@silversurfer8818]

If they ever make spin-off, like turtle-man or something - I would like her as my director/producer!

[@MattAndJustus]

Oh that's a great idea! They should actually make the shark bot movie too🤣

[@toastedprocastinator]

☠

[@minindugunawardhana3075]

Truly a 'It should've been me' moment

[@MattAndJustus]

100% I bet so many people were thinking that🤣

[@StarforgeSyndicate]

I like how Matt sounds like Mr.CreepyPasta as soon as the music starts kicking in lol

[@IslanderloverBKK]

As someone who works in the psychology field, this happens a lot. M&J made it a hilarious skit with a lesson. I've come across men who went through similar matter but also were shrugged off and failed by people who were supposed to protect them. It's sad that men seem to not have a right to feel abused because the abuser is hot or beautiful. What's even worse, fellow men not believing or just mocking them.

[@My_Videos_Your_Serenity]

"someone who works in the psychology field" . did you lay bricks for a mental hospital?

[@TheOfficalBiggestBird]

@@My_Videos_Your_Serenity😐

[@queenbee3561]

@@My_Videos_Your_SerenityAre you dumb? Like, you’re dumb aren’t you?

[@MattAndJustus]

Glad to hear from a psychologist!🤝

[@kunalshukla136]

One of the best KZbin channel😂😂😂 Love you guys from India 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@MattAndJustus]

THANK YOU WE LOVE YOU FROM AMERICA!!!! Also thanks for the compliment we greatly appreciate your feedback!❤❤

[@Suri-np9xn]

This is the first sketch of you guys that also conveys a social message. Great Job :D

[@dobronx4771]

Not really. It every man’s dream.

[@ricecakejohnson]

Gotta freaking love these guys, the shit they come up with, its entertaining, funny, and downright awesome content!! Matt's facial expressions and the tears rolling down his eyes while he described his "horrific" encounters with Ms Paris(and her twin). This is content at its finest!!!! ❤

[@MattAndJustus]

THANK YOU🙏🏻❤ We love all of you!

[@eacldog8851]

If the roles were flipped the man would have been arrested 😂😂😂

[@thatoneyoutuber8034]

You guys are really good. I'd honestly consider you two to be the modern-day Smosh.

[@MattAndJustus]

Thanks for the kind words and we are so grateful you watched the video! THANK YOU

[@TheNoobMoonzClips]

WE GETTIN OUT OF HOLLYWOOD WITH THIS ONE🔥💀

[@MattAndJustus]

😂😂😂😂

[@TheNoobMoonzClips]

I love you guys@@MattAndJustus

[@user-wu8qc9bb3e]

1:13 Best imitation I've ever seen Lmao.

[@Carlos-vk9zy]

Dolphin noises 🐬

[@SM-qj6jo]

4:53 Ohh it gets better 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@VGKFAN61]

Love how the cops are like WOOOOOOOWWW after he tells all the parts

[@MattAndJustus]

Thanks for the feedback glad we could make you laugh!!!🤘🏻

[@prostheticbear7204]

This generation is not entirely effed up you see, I myself do pray I fly into a pretty smoking hot predicament like this one😂😂😂

[@MattAndJustus]

😂😂😂😂 we see why

[@oilisdabest7904]

SA is SA, no matter the gender.

[@intothepc]

Yeah ofc. But this is just a joke.@@oilisdabest7904

[@SheldorTheGreat]

​@@oilisdabest7904 its a joke

[@oilisdabest7904]

@@SheldorTheGreat its still can be perceived as harmful, though. It's important to recognize that. But your're also right in the way that I clearly miss read the situation which is my bad.

[@shreehariraam2290]

"Alright son let me clarify this to really get this straight" 7:49 😂😂😂😂

[@narayanudit6212]

I couldn't stop laughing during woooww scenes😂😂😂😂.

[@MattAndJustus]

💀💀💀💀 glad we could make you laugh

[@clarissaflowers6200]

@7:40 LMAO! The best facial gesture! Too dang funny!

[@Max-A-Mize]

i love how justus and the rookie cop were all in shock saying “Wowwww” after every flashback 😂

[@emmanuelayeni7637]

"If anything, I think we should be arresting you.." 💀😭

[@baseer_vlogs]

4:10 is the funniest part

[@MattAndJustus]

😂😂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@jonathan_420]

7:37 too 😂

[@ayushsingh632]

7:36 that wow got me lol

[@MattAndJustus]

It was an aggressive WOW hahahaha

[@ImAFatNerd90]

Her name is Ally Conant

[@sharkboygaming6505]

And sadly this is real life, if a guy did it to a girl, they get arrested right away, but if a girl does it to a guy, then people assume his gay or ungreatful

[@riqmosikmo]

I want to meet Mrs. Paris for an audition lmao

[@MattAndJustus]

That's hilarious thanks for watching lol

[@riqmosikmo]

@@MattAndJustus no problem bud

[@pehlajdutta2188]

"Man waaaaaoooo" was legendary

[@thesocialmediagame]

reactions were too on point 😂😂

[@pehlajdutta2188]

@@thesocialmediagame yea bro 🤣🤣

[@MattAndJustus]

Our favorite part was Matt's audition hahaha😆

[@shivraj8036]

This script was crazy,🤣 But if you just interchange the boy with girl and girl with boy the whole emotion of the video changes.

[@paigedagoated3333]

Matt and Justus are actually crazy bro this is to funny

[@Unkown18346]

3:33 the look on his face he already knows what’s going to happen

[@HaloMCCFan2007]

bro straight up roasting hollywood.

[@Blobside]

this is better than any show netflix could produce

[@umessi10]

This is one your best videos till date. Top humour! This is the kind of comedy that KZbin needs more of. Keep up the great work guys

[@MattAndJustus]

THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!⭐⭐

[@chenghao9026]

thank you for the much longer form video! we love this ❤

[@MattAndJustus]

Thanks for watching!!

[@Itscalledsoccer-jw2pv]

You guys should have a tv show

[@tapioka11]

ong

[@LinQi-zv9cx]

And i 100% agree with that

[@GregoSolo]

It’s def needed

[@MattAndJustus]

We got our own little TV show here on KZbin hahahaha jk thank you so much for the compliment also

[@bhuvi1894]

Of all the shorts of yours, this one is the best. I was ROFL. 😂😂😂 Unexpected one. Different concept.

[@zeniors7553]

OMG A LONG VIDEO OF MATT AND JUSTUS This is gonna be legendary!!

[@MattAndJustus]

We got tons more long content coming!!!!!!❤

[@LeCommieBoi]

The officer in blue holding his radio open at the beginning of the first part is craaaazy

[@MattAndJustus]

😂😂😂😂

[@justs553]

6:54 oh please god let this be me 😭😭

[@thebullymaguire6193]

Me too

[@TravisScottFan___]

Mf wants to get gr@p3d aw hell naw

[@ryanbhan2708]

Count me in

[@Gem_catT]

this is so hilarious I've been watching you fellas since your first few KZbin shorts. I love the longer videos and they're definetly inspirations for jokes that I make both to friends and in scripts for potential videos. You guys keep it up!

[@maximilliano007]

You should be arrested for being ungrateful 😂😂😂

[@Spiralredd]

So if a woman does this it's perfectly okay but if a man does it he gets labeled a predator?

[@maximilliano007]

@@Spiralredd Relax man it's a joke, we are just joking around here

[@neworder4561]

Ye

[@veaceslavgoncharov]

@@maximilliano007 well why I haven't see jokes about "women should be arrested for beign ungrateful" about SA? This is the problem, when it happen to man, we joke.

[@MattAndJustus]

For real tho🤣

[@sofiaknyazeva]

"Don't disturb me" *Proceed to take something to clean up later*

[@catthatisballing]

First long form one id seen from matt and justus

[@MattAndJustus]

Hope you enjoy our long form content! We got more coming your way very soon!🤘🏻🤙🏼🎉

[@rodrickyt7132]

3:03 there's a bug crawling above Tim's head

[@Lucas-xm1yr]

The wooooooooooooooow whenever he finishes his story gets me laughing so hard 😂

[@tobago3679]

Hilarious 😂 love the concept, great acting

[@LamnganbaThokchom27]

I clicked the video not because of the thumbnail. I am just excited to see Matt and Justus new video. 😅

[@LamnganbaThokchom27]

A like from You guyssss!!!! This made my day. 😭😭

[@toiletpaper3394]

same don't even care about the clickbait thumbnail

[@MattAndJustus]

😂😂😂😂😂 uhu suuuure

[@sensetech111]

I was not prepared for the ending when officer asked for the recordings with toilet paper and lotion in his hands.😂😂😂😂😂

[@mistersamister]

bro miss paris giving u a lap dance is an oppurtunity of a life time

[@huggywuggy-em3xi]

EVERY MAN DREAMSAM I RIGHT ( 8:23)

[@_yaqubabbas]

They could not keep a straight face with all of these 😅😂

[@bryankennethrelativo1172]

"What the hell is wrong with this generation "😂😂 caught me off guard

[@kadenlangdon21109]

When the officer got up, i thought he was about to unbuckle his belt and spank him 😂😂😂

[@Hamsterdam1414]

It wasn’t hard to report it to the police chief but they were hard while reporting it

[@VhonaniQ]

😂😂😂😂lmfao... "ohhh it gets better.."

[@MattAndJustus]

"I MEAN WORSE... IT GETS WORSE"💀💀

[@osielipale50]

😂💀

[@TomazSaje]

nice a 9 minute video. Tnx matt and justus for the hard work🙂

[@wscovers5018]

This video made my day. Thanks guys 😂❤

[@mangacountdown]

I need Mrs Paris number 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ilayshatz]

Once you get it give it to me

[@Herberthmedrano07]

The fact that the officers are enjoying the story being amazed by the SA is funny

[@tayyebawaseem]

Amazing video guys, you guys are fr the best skit makers! Keep it up 🫡

[@Musafir18s]

That script we shud be arresting you 😅 was the best happy ending ever.. 😂😂😂

[@unohqveityoutidfc7530]

This video broke my streak of 2 days😭😭

[@movielover7565]

These guys knew what they were doing with that thumbnail. Loved the video!

[@lazarocarrillo6290]

Your videos deserve 20 million plus subscribers. They are insanely fun. Keep it going, guys.

[@IstandonFaith]

You guys are beyond hilarious. The only peace of mind I get sometimes

[@sriyansthapa4294]

Love what you guys do. I had a bad day today and you video really cheered me up

[@MattAndJustus]

Wow we love to hear that.THIS IS WHY WE DO THIS! We want to make people l laugh and forget about their tough day, or bad situations. The world is already pretty negative so comedy is a great way to counter attack the negativity hahaha. Thanks for telling us this and commenting this. It made our day!!!!!❤❤ Stay tuned for more comedy vids!