When a vampire meeting goes wrong

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Viva La Dirt League

Viva La Dirt League

Күн бұрын

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@gabesarti7184
@gabesarti7184 5 ай бұрын
I want to see a movie where Greg goes full on John Wick after a vampire coven steals his sheep.
@happy-zs6qx
@happy-zs6qx 5 ай бұрын
SAME
@michael_pilot
@michael_pilot 5 ай бұрын
Els or Cristina?
@cmcsccw
@cmcsccw 5 ай бұрын
Real
@kchortu
@kchortu 5 ай бұрын
Baelin's Route style!
@lgermain24
@lgermain24 5 ай бұрын
Yes please!!
@HeavySnorlax
@HeavySnorlax 5 ай бұрын
-Hey Greg, why are you farming so much garlic? -It's because of the vampire problem -What vampire problem? -Exactly!
@SatumainenOlento
@SatumainenOlento 4 ай бұрын
EXACTLY!!! Excellent! Hope that this point is noted in the upcoming films about Greg.
@Sifya
@Sifya 4 ай бұрын
Honesty sounds like epic secret quest, after you reach a centain level of fame, and force, and good relanship with greg, starting the special quest " Helping the old vampire hunter to kill his mortal enemies). Greg is the serana of situation!
@billybegood466
@billybegood466 5 ай бұрын
I like how Greg eats so much garlic that he was immune to the vampire's bite. Nice touch.
@atimidbirb
@atimidbirb 5 ай бұрын
Not immune, but the taste of him gave the vampire like 10d12 poison damage 😂
@LePonderingPanda
@LePonderingPanda 4 ай бұрын
Good old Garlic and Fish NUM NUM NUM
@The_Gravetender
@The_Gravetender 5 ай бұрын
Greg has a very particular set of skills. Skills that he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for vampires.
@immapotato1
@immapotato1 5 ай бұрын
and surprisingly nothing else
@Gillsing
@Gillsing 5 ай бұрын
Vampires hate this NPC!
@CemKalyoncu
@CemKalyoncu 5 ай бұрын
Daymare
@kennethlindahl9206
@kennethlindahl9206 5 ай бұрын
Don't forget His garlic infused blood...therefore the undead scum can't bite Him
@samuraiwarren4475
@samuraiwarren4475 5 ай бұрын
The gumball reference 🤣
@ISeeYa
@ISeeYa 5 ай бұрын
I freaking knew there will be a Greg the Garlic Farmer vs Vampire skit ever since Rowan changed his class to Vampire. I DID NOT expect Greg to go this hard.
@sspectre8217
@sspectre8217 5 ай бұрын
There’s an alternate timeline where Greg became a Blood Hunter instead of a Cleric
@diegolarrea7932
@diegolarrea7932 5 ай бұрын
Blood hunter Greg would’ve been cool but the d-heads were desperate for heals
@3Clod
@3Clod 5 ай бұрын
I didn't think about it but as soon as he appeared here it all made sense
@vicusdanielson
@vicusdanielson 5 ай бұрын
HOLY GARLIC GRENADES!!!
@_MECRONANCER_
@_MECRONANCER_ 5 ай бұрын
He deserves a toast! (Garlic toast😋)
@johnserosanguineous1886
@johnserosanguineous1886 5 ай бұрын
A meeting without refreshments is called an "email."
@VivaLaDirtLeague
@VivaLaDirtLeague 5 ай бұрын
I like this attitude
@lmnobcrew5735
@lmnobcrew5735 5 ай бұрын
You misspelled: Normal and way too long
@IndigenouspersonofEurope-vo9lm
@IndigenouspersonofEurope-vo9lm 5 ай бұрын
Worst part is when they cull a person for just a few litres of blood. What a waste of resources. You don't need to kill a cow to get to the milk.
@WithoutliesShlimShlamdie-rc9ry
@WithoutliesShlimShlamdie-rc9ry 5 ай бұрын
Worst part is when they cull a person for just a few litres of blood. What a waste of resources.
@Cupcake12347
@Cupcake12347 5 ай бұрын
@@WithoutliesShlimShlamdie-rc9ry No need to unalive a cow to get to the milk.
@michael_pilot
@michael_pilot 5 ай бұрын
Adam is a very elegant vampire
@EvilGremlin100
@EvilGremlin100 5 ай бұрын
Indeed, also, Ben really rocks a set of fangs when he does his evil smile.. usually reserves it for when he's doing the difficult customer getting his way bit in the bored series, but it went so well here with the fangs
@corbinhbucknerjr558
@corbinhbucknerjr558 5 ай бұрын
I liked his brother in the top hat. They have a vibe.
@joew6177
@joew6177 Күн бұрын
Britt makes quite a lovely vampiress as well.
@hidden7soul
@hidden7soul 5 ай бұрын
😂 I think Greg deserves his own movie as the vampire slayer of Azerim at night, shop keeper in the day.
@StoryLover-7
@StoryLover-7 5 ай бұрын
I agree. Briliant
@jayzonedc6474
@jayzonedc6474 5 ай бұрын
Vampire slayer at night, shop keeper in the day, artificer and cleric on the weekends.
@ThatGuy-mp9og
@ThatGuy-mp9og 5 ай бұрын
Always to busy to look for his missing sheep
@totallyathome
@totallyathome 5 ай бұрын
I want this!!
@brokenhiveling
@brokenhiveling 5 ай бұрын
Baelins Route II: The smell of garlic!
@blakedefriend4075
@blakedefriend4075 5 ай бұрын
We all know that Greg is a descendent of vampire slayers. His grandfather had a garlic shaped pummel on his vampire slaying sword. The only reason Greg is only known as a farmer is that there arent many vampires left. His ancestors defeated the vampire rulers and returned peace to the land.
@rinch_jacobson
@rinch_jacobson 5 ай бұрын
- I don't think you were invited. - How did I even get here then? Hahaha, genius!
@tmtsky
@tmtsky 5 ай бұрын
Thx, i forgot some vampires can't go inside whithout a proper invit.
@Maityist
@Maityist 5 ай бұрын
I didn't catch that until you mentioned it, that's actually genius writing.
@Tulkash01
@Tulkash01 5 ай бұрын
That's very Ben of him...
@gaz-atolla7519
@gaz-atolla7519 5 ай бұрын
Best throwaway gag I've heard in a long time
@macle5007
@macle5007 5 ай бұрын
i dont get it
@n.a.4292
@n.a.4292 5 ай бұрын
Greg ate so much fish and garlic he gained "garlic blood", "garlic aura" and "garlic god blessing"
@jordanfelt5978
@jordanfelt5978 5 ай бұрын
Don't know what fish has to do with anything. That's pretty weird. You can make garlic with plenty of dishes.
@ComradeGeneralSupreme
@ComradeGeneralSupreme 5 ай бұрын
Hahahaha
@onecoolboy98
@onecoolboy98 5 ай бұрын
"Num Num Num Num Num"- Greg the Garlic Farmer (and to a lesser extent Shmeg the Garlic Liker)
@straightjacket3.519
@straightjacket3.519 5 ай бұрын
If you’re going to eat a lot of fish then you may want to use lemon pepper instead of garlic, the lemon will make you less apt to get scurvy. Although garlic is good for immune system in general so maybe every other time then it won’t get boring.
@Ryantiisnllallksksks
@Ryantiisnllallksksks 5 ай бұрын
They need to make the patron god of Greg the cleric on the dnd channel the "God of Garlic"
@peng1luver259
@peng1luver259 5 ай бұрын
This is probably how Greg owns a tavern, a farm, and a shomp. Vampire bounties
@TheLeebo1962
@TheLeebo1962 4 ай бұрын
Not to mention all that loot from their hideouts.
@InsanityGrant
@InsanityGrant 5 ай бұрын
The honeywood theme in he background right before Greg The Garlic Farmer enters is just chefs kiss
@Bluntman-J.P
@Bluntman-J.P 5 ай бұрын
Well shit i didn't even notice that xD
@aditya_on_youtube
@aditya_on_youtube 5 ай бұрын
I had to listen to that section twice on earphones to notice it
@spudnikca8959
@spudnikca8959 5 ай бұрын
2:32 "Garlic time, MotherF***ers !" from the garlic farmer. Priceless!
@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 5 ай бұрын
Garlic farmer, the perfect cover. "All those sharpened stakes? Those are for making a garlic trestle. Exhuming shovel? Nah, that's just a gardening spade. The rosewood crossbow? Uh...rabbits...in the garden..?"
@SuddenReal
@SuddenReal 5 ай бұрын
"So... why do you ask adventurers to take care of the rats if you have that crossbow?" "Uhm.... Ah! Adventurer!"
@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 5 ай бұрын
@@SuddenReal He's searching for an apprentice. Have you noticed that if you do well again the rats, he sends you against wolves? All animals associated with vampires.
@horzeskull6503
@horzeskull6503 5 ай бұрын
@@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj He is trying to built a Secret Guild Of Garlic Farmers to fight against that nasty vampires in every near and distant corner of the Azerim. There would be no safe hovel or even hole in a ground for vampires to hide when a garlic farms would be raised here and there.
@Jakub1989YTb
@Jakub1989YTb 5 ай бұрын
Greg is that one npc with the most epic sidequest you can easilly miss.
@Jakub1989YTb
@Jakub1989YTb 5 ай бұрын
I loved this in the witcher.
@MSte21
@MSte21 5 ай бұрын
Okay, this was brilliant. I can't tell if this was all Greg's fantasy or if it really happened as a quest, but Greg the Garlic Farmer being a vampire hunting badass is my headcanon now anyway.
@iissss9847
@iissss9847 5 ай бұрын
Then greg gets nerfed after the update. 🤣🤣
@thepolarianempire
@thepolarianempire 5 ай бұрын
@@iissss9847after vampires were added as a playable race they had to vault the vampire hunting quest line it’s also why he lost his wife as she was linked to the vampire questline
@runem5429
@runem5429 5 ай бұрын
@@iissss9847 Gregs always get nerfed, unfortunately.
@samuelrosander1048
@samuelrosander1048 5 ай бұрын
Need "Headcanon" merch: a hat with an old-school cannon firing cannonballs of lore!
@willibaldstumptner6865
@willibaldstumptner6865 5 ай бұрын
Canon 🎉from now on ✅
@madisonmecham9546
@madisonmecham9546 5 ай бұрын
Even I'm a deaf person and the closed caption was the best!! I'm laughing so hard! One of my favorites is "WTF gasp!" That what perfectly match the body language and facial expression 😂
@p0laris813
@p0laris813 5 ай бұрын
Watching it again with closed captions made it even better! "*A golden garlic?*", "*cool stunt sh1t*", "*zoro hissing*", and the poignant "*well...*" after Greg broke his sword? *Chef's kiss*
@rebeccapekarske5788
@rebeccapekarske5788 5 ай бұрын
*allergic spewing*
@joekalista3615
@joekalista3615 4 ай бұрын
WOW thank you for this.
@davidplatt8308
@davidplatt8308 Ай бұрын
That is awesome to see deaf people here!
@DiogenesDworkinson
@DiogenesDworkinson Ай бұрын
Wait... Are deaf people normally unable to enjoy humor?
@tarekmsolli6027
@tarekmsolli6027 5 ай бұрын
I like how Rowan loses the accent whenever the speech loses seriousness
@LeeeHack
@LeeeHack 5 ай бұрын
Not entirely. The choice of words is different, but he still keeps parts of the accent ("Seriously?"). I thought it was totally in character :)
@thevalarauka101
@thevalarauka101 5 ай бұрын
love how rowan reappears as bodger at the end - definitely not the evil vampire lord guy edit: yes I know they're meant to be different characters with the same skin... probably
@-ion
@-ion 5 ай бұрын
When the developers reuse assets
@akira6457
@akira6457 5 ай бұрын
Nah,vampire can't get sunlight
@adamnovotny1143
@adamnovotny1143 5 ай бұрын
What if he has a legendary vampire ring? Then he can withstand sunlight
@Talamasca007
@Talamasca007 5 ай бұрын
That's correct. Bodger has a hammer that RIGHTFULLY HIS! His grandfather left it to HIM, not to his brother or some silly little vampire person.
@christianelgin5150
@christianelgin5150 5 ай бұрын
Not bodger... Its his evil twin 'the leather worker's from dark wood 😂😂😂😂
@InVerum
@InVerum 5 ай бұрын
I love how the accent wandered all the way from Transylvania, to Scottish to Kiwi and somehow looped back around to South Africa? "I don't even remember you being invited", that is HARD accent to do on purpose let alone by accident. Amazing.
@sonochamp
@sonochamp 5 ай бұрын
I love Baelin's Route... but Greg the Vampire Hunter would put it to shame! Make it happen, VLDL!
@andrewvivona1797
@andrewvivona1797 5 ай бұрын
We all want this
@nathanrust4908
@nathanrust4908 5 ай бұрын
YES!
@larryargent503
@larryargent503 Ай бұрын
Same! It could start with a vampire attacking his village and he takes it out with his own NPC Quest exclamation mark, to symbolise he has become the main character. 😅
@davide2711
@davide2711 27 күн бұрын
Please
@QuantumQuanYoutube
@QuantumQuanYoutube 5 ай бұрын
Clearly, they now have the budget for a stunt/fight coordinator, and im all for it
@jw8160
@jw8160 5 ай бұрын
Huh? Their choreography has always been great.
@CinnamonQuills
@CinnamonQuills 5 ай бұрын
I love the touch that the guy in Monk robes had martial arts moves
@lishe8287
@lishe8287 5 ай бұрын
www.amandstunts.com/. This is their stunt coordinator. Have had him for quite awhile now.
@amandstunts
@amandstunts 5 ай бұрын
@@lishe8287 thanks for the shoutout
@EvilGremlin100
@EvilGremlin100 5 ай бұрын
​@@amandstuntsnice.. doing some great work, VLDL have really upped their game in the fight scenes, take a well deserved bow mate
@zenmasters_games
@zenmasters_games 5 ай бұрын
"It’s garlic time mother fuckers" has got to be the most bad-ass hero intro of all time!
@albertbresca8904
@albertbresca8904 4 ай бұрын
yep that was frggin awesome!!! lmao
@whatsnewbois9814
@whatsnewbois9814 5 ай бұрын
Greg NPC passive: Stats are multiplied x10 in the presence of Vampires
@Demon-.
@Demon-. 5 ай бұрын
Oh god.... that'd be broken if he dragged a vampire around 😂
@Kyle-nm1kh
@Kyle-nm1kh 5 ай бұрын
​@@Demon-.Like on Walking Dead. That's a good idea.
@Hasenpfote01
@Hasenpfote01 5 ай бұрын
Greg is morphing from a garlic trader into a *GARLIC TRADER*
@LolSho0orTs
@LolSho0orTs 5 ай бұрын
​@@Demon-.but this won't work in daytime 😂
@Run-Riot
@Run-Riot 5 ай бұрын
And it only helps when you aggro a vampire long enough to drag it all the way across Azerim to Greg's house, lol
@newwavepop
@newwavepop 5 ай бұрын
A lot of people do not know that when you completely beat the game with every character at a hundred percent, it unlocks Greg as a playable character.
@williamkifer5583
@williamkifer5583 5 ай бұрын
Greg finally getting a character arc while being one of the oldest characters on the channel is so awesome. When I saw the golden garlic grenade I literally shouted “GREG!!”
@MopeyFand
@MopeyFand 5 ай бұрын
A vampire hunter does seem like the natural progression for a garlic farmer.
@bramvanduijn8086
@bramvanduijn8086 5 ай бұрын
Man, now I want a RPG where your class and professions combine like that. Like really lean into it, that the garlic farmer part gives much stronger buffs than the hunter class if you're fighting vampires. Gives debuff when fighting werewolves though, they can smell you coming miles away.
@plektosgaming
@plektosgaming 5 ай бұрын
Not, it's that the vampire hunter has retired but can't stop growing garlic and stocking potions and the like - just in case.
@jeremygilby1455
@jeremygilby1455 5 ай бұрын
"You don't mess with pancake day." - Greg the Vampire Hunter
@tonyolsson3880
@tonyolsson3880 5 ай бұрын
Its the perfect disguise. Greg looks like a normal garlic farmer. But in truth he is a vampire hunter, as his father and his father before him. A lineage of vampie hunters. What do you think the sword with the garlic pummel is for. Its a magic sword dealing garlic damage. Perfect weapon against the vampire lord.
@riverbabbles
@riverbabbles 5 ай бұрын
I love this explanation of the garlic sword. The player character dismisses it as not a very powerful sword, unaware that it has a massive attack bonus specifically against vampires.
@tonyolsson3880
@tonyolsson3880 5 ай бұрын
@@riverbabbles yeah he did say his father fought monsters. Now its cannon that thoes monsters were vampires. I am very proud to remember the swords when watching this. Would be such a cool short film. The funny thing would be for that sword to be the literal strongest weapon against vampires. But the only way to get it is to not give Greg the sword losing the 10% positive affinity for Greg for the rest of that playthrough.
@riverbabbles
@riverbabbles 4 ай бұрын
@@tonyolsson3880 But maybe this whole quest line occurs BECAUSE you gave Greg his sword back! He might not have used it, but perhaps returning the sword unlocks a future opportunity to request his help with defeating the vampires, leading to this event :D Maybe you can do the quest without him, but it would be IMPOSSIBLY HARD
@tonyolsson3880
@tonyolsson3880 4 ай бұрын
@@riverbabbles that could also be a cool quest idea.
@danielknapp3141
@danielknapp3141 4 ай бұрын
Wow! The garlic farmer being a vampire hunter is a perfect combination of subverting expectations and being super obvious in retrospect.
@joekenorer
@joekenorer 5 ай бұрын
Bodger: "Greg, what's your last name?" Greg: "Uh, Belmont"
@joshsimonton769
@joshsimonton769 5 ай бұрын
Underrated comment right here.
@jeremygilby1455
@jeremygilby1455 5 ай бұрын
Castelvania NPC: Azerim
@molybdaen11
@molybdaen11 5 ай бұрын
And suddenly all vampires left the kingdom over night. 😂
@littlelw319
@littlelw319 5 ай бұрын
Gregory "Greg the garlic farmer" Belmont
@Jayzon666
@Jayzon666 5 ай бұрын
Nice day for fishin', but a horrible night to have a curse.
@OverlordMMM
@OverlordMMM 5 ай бұрын
I just love the idea of Greg becoming so aware as an NPC that the adventurer's aren't solving the issues of his world that he becomes the Neo of Azerim, taking care of each threat himself.
@potpot439
@potpot439 5 ай бұрын
now i wanna see an army of Rowan Vampire NPCs (Agents) fighting greg the garlic farmer in a Matrixesque fightscene, and at the end greg snaps back from daydreaming to his garlic farmer spot lmao
@AleksandrStrizhevskiy
@AleksandrStrizhevskiy 5 ай бұрын
He just wants him wife back.
@tjhorne82
@tjhorne82 5 ай бұрын
Greg IS Neo!
@omeganexuskensai6848
@omeganexuskensai6848 5 ай бұрын
Clearly, Greg has levels in Monk. Must have retired from the monastery to continue the family tradition of farming.
@XxXK1770rD13XxX
@XxXK1770rD13XxX 5 ай бұрын
I legit love the concept of a garlic farmer living a secret life defeating vampires. It's even better that it's Greg.
@Squidbush8563
@Squidbush8563 5 ай бұрын
It just proves that most NPCs are retired high level characters. 😅
@morganalori
@morganalori 5 ай бұрын
We have seen small glimpses of the OP Greg as time has passed. Now we see it come to fruition as Greg the Vampire Slayer
@annamichalska6144
@annamichalska6144 5 ай бұрын
The subtitles "cool stunt shit" and "even more cool shit" 😂
@jajsem1109
@jajsem1109 5 ай бұрын
Lorquin subtitles never dissapoint.
@lazer7869
@lazer7869 5 ай бұрын
Ya, I love whoever made that subtitle.
@SparkeyAvalon
@SparkeyAvalon 5 ай бұрын
And the hissings
@MistyKittens
@MistyKittens 5 ай бұрын
“Inspired hissings” lmao
@prestok
@prestok 5 ай бұрын
​@@Chillfangerthanks, I think that too. Very annoying, especially since I actually need the subs and can't turn the distractions off
@daethalion1725
@daethalion1725 5 ай бұрын
When you suddenly transition from The Vampire Chronicles to What We Do in the Shadows. Fantastic!
@dman7644
@dman7644 5 ай бұрын
''And then, I ripped out their hearts with my bare hands!'' -Greg
@Maxinidas
@Maxinidas 5 ай бұрын
That must be the humble way of saying.. "I went straight up Kano from Mortal Kombat on his vampire ass. FATALITY!!!".
@ninetailedfox579121
@ninetailedfox579121 5 ай бұрын
"And then, I made a comment that was just a quote directly from the video trying to get easy likes." -dman7644
@michael_pilot
@michael_pilot 5 ай бұрын
Oh fantastic grandpa! Another story before bed please!
@michael_pilot
@michael_pilot 5 ай бұрын
Oh fantastic grandpa! Another story before bed please!
@Paganbeliever
@Paganbeliever 5 ай бұрын
He did a backflip, snapped the bad guys heart and saved the day
@sonalita_
@sonalita_ 5 ай бұрын
Britt absolutely smashing it with that costume and makeup. Hair is amazing too.
@fadingaway94
@fadingaway94 5 ай бұрын
And writing!
@whatdoesthisthingdo
@whatdoesthisthingdo 5 ай бұрын
Whoever wrote this was 👏🥂👑
@andreiyesipenko6634
@andreiyesipenko6634 3 ай бұрын
She is stunning 😍
@ge3346
@ge3346 25 күн бұрын
That was Britt?
@joew6177
@joew6177 Күн бұрын
A rare appearance of the lovely brunette Britt.
@CompanionCube
@CompanionCube 5 ай бұрын
pretty sure this is the only channel on youtube with this level of quality. like what even is this? the sets, the outfits. this alone must have cost a fortune. for a sketch? unmatched
@Destroyer_V0
@Destroyer_V0 4 ай бұрын
They have reused the tavern for a number of sketches at this point, costumes have been around for AGES in some cases like gregs.
@ChristofferOlofsson
@ChristofferOlofsson 5 ай бұрын
"Greg The Garlic Farmer, Vampire Hunter", not the story arc I thought I needed, but now I absolutely do!
@onewildsoul
@onewildsoul 5 ай бұрын
SwampBeast is my new favourite character. The hay stuck in his nose was just perfect.
@yahyaf2132
@yahyaf2132 5 ай бұрын
He's like sid from ice age
@onewildsoul
@onewildsoul 5 ай бұрын
@@yahyaf2132 "I'M A GENIUS"
@LaylaSpellwind
@LaylaSpellwind 4 ай бұрын
I choose to believe that everything Greg said was not only true, but he was underselling it.
@GeekRedux
@GeekRedux 5 ай бұрын
After Bodger walks off, cut to Baelin who's been watching and listening: A little nod of acknowledgement from Baelin, his quick chuckle, and off he walks.
@dipbar1824
@dipbar1824 5 ай бұрын
Alan leaving Tech Town and him not being in the last episode combined with him only appearing later in this clip had me worried for a moment before he showed up , glad he did!
@kashiichan
@kashiichan 5 ай бұрын
Me like "Oh, so that's why he finally quit his job! The vampires have assembled after hundreds of years!" 😂
@jaykiknavenaga2121
@jaykiknavenaga2121 5 ай бұрын
@@kashiichan Alan finally quit his job and found his true calling
@def-po8tu
@def-po8tu 5 ай бұрын
I think Ben will get alans job and Alan will become the annoying customer
@bellamoorf
@bellamoorf 5 ай бұрын
When I saw the five of them, I was actually worried that the Tech Town episode was for real. Almost shed a tear when Alan showed up on the last part. 🥲🥲🥲
@Jud1cator
@Jud1cator 5 ай бұрын
They finally gave that Garlic Greg a story worthy of his name. Good job guys, keep up the good work.
@XxUndeadXTacoXx
@XxUndeadXTacoXx 5 ай бұрын
Man Alan went from kicking his boss’ ass at Playtech to wiping the floor with vampires. Very inspirational.
@evilcritter
@evilcritter 5 ай бұрын
Alan's star is on the rise! He decided, across all of the multiverse, to stop taking crap!
@finbruan
@finbruan 5 ай бұрын
Brit went extra hard on the costume
@champzki
@champzki 5 ай бұрын
The fact more people don’t comment on how beautiful Brit is astounds me. I also loved the costume.
@Immopimmo
@Immopimmo 5 ай бұрын
Maybe because they're not thirsty simps. ​@champzki
@stupot205
@stupot205 4 ай бұрын
Heheh - "hard on"
@champzki
@champzki 4 ай бұрын
@@Immopimmo LOL, nice
@antiope-d9780
@antiope-d9780 4 ай бұрын
Fr though, I didn't even realise it was Britt until she spoke
@henridugasiv2298
@henridugasiv2298 5 ай бұрын
I don't comment often, but Greg getting his shinning glory, hero moment! Goose bumps!
@yogerrry
@yogerrry 5 ай бұрын
"Zorro hissing" "Cool Stunt sh!t" "Well..." "Disappearing hissing"
@Sly-Moose
@Sly-Moose 5 ай бұрын
Don't forget "WTF Gasp"
@UltimRoGuE
@UltimRoGuE 5 ай бұрын
i thought it gonna be Indiana Jones reference, where Greg throw garlic or something at him, but oh well xd
@SzaraSzarancza
@SzaraSzarancza 4 ай бұрын
@@UltimRoGuE The scene with Adam flexing his rapier swinging skills is a reference to Indiana Jones.
@Bored0720
@Bored0720 5 ай бұрын
The lighting for the tavern, Britt's costume, the smoke effects, all fantastic!
@maryjones104
@maryjones104 4 ай бұрын
I adore Britt's outfit in this! It's nice how they're all portraying different kinds of vampires, but the headpiece really ties it all together.
@BuiBaoNguyen
@BuiBaoNguyen 5 ай бұрын
Ok but the idea of a NPC name "Greg the garlic farmer" being a vampire hunter is so cool and make sense. He should use his garlic like a whip or nunchuck.
@Ghostwatcher1923
@Ghostwatcher1923 5 ай бұрын
a garlic mace
@TravisFont
@TravisFont 5 ай бұрын
Entire subseries right there 🥲
@plektosgaming
@plektosgaming 5 ай бұрын
What better way to keep vampires away and always be ready than to grow lots of garlic and stock many potions? He even has a string of garlic bulbs that I can only assume are really "Garlic grenades" instead of a sword. Such an awesome way to finally explain what a "garlic farmer" is doing in a town. :)
@SzaraSzarancza
@SzaraSzarancza 4 ай бұрын
Yes, it's as cool idea as the amount of time it took them to realize the obvious.
@OrganicAlkemyst
@OrganicAlkemyst 5 ай бұрын
Totally awesome!! I was not expecting that at all. Greg going all warrior mode, getting bit but having garlic blood, catching arrows and totally dominating everyone. And Britt with black hair!!
@nerdsrus9977
@nerdsrus9977 5 ай бұрын
It's total moncmode but to the rest I fully agree ;)
@frozenriddle6231
@frozenriddle6231 4 ай бұрын
Guys this was so well done! I appreciate small relatable things most though and as silly as it may seem the most relatable thing was that small "ok" at 4:04, delivery was just perfect, people need to appreciate how hard it is to act these moments out to make them look spontaneous, vldl has many of these moments and I just want to say that I really applaud you for them, keep the clips coming guys
@akira6457
@akira6457 5 ай бұрын
The garlic grenade actually useful for once
@Doncroft1
@Doncroft1 5 ай бұрын
That's always been its purpose.
@Doncroft1
@Doncroft1 5 ай бұрын
I 100% believe Greg is a secret Vampire Hunter. He eats so much garlic; he's immune to their bites.
@martinajurickova5750
@martinajurickova5750 5 ай бұрын
the vampire chick vomitted after biting him. His blood is literally poisonous to them by now :D
@SzaraSzarancza
@SzaraSzarancza 4 ай бұрын
@@martinajurickova5750 And I thought it was because Greg, as a simple peasant, doesn't wash himself. Ups, my bad.
@solracstormhunter3023
@solracstormhunter3023 4 ай бұрын
2:57 Adam NAILED that posture! 🧛🏻‍♂️🦇
@disparagers1166
@disparagers1166 5 ай бұрын
Even more proof that we need a 'Greg's Adventure' sequel to Baelins Route
@carlsell7327
@carlsell7327 5 ай бұрын
It's good to see Bodger canonically has the hammer that is rightfully his.
@scottybreuer
@scottybreuer 5 ай бұрын
Technically, it's his grandfather's hammer. We don't know the man is dead.
@gervs77
@gervs77 5 ай бұрын
@@scottybreuer His grandfather is dead. Killed by Pirag Bonebreaker!
@Revilo0o
@Revilo0o 5 ай бұрын
Do you feel inspired?
@-_--dk3ib
@-_--dk3ib 5 ай бұрын
@@Revilo0o Actually I took a bit of psychic damage I think.
@carlsell7327
@carlsell7327 5 ай бұрын
@@Revilo0o maybe about 5 temporary hit points worth.
@nizamrazat8482
@nizamrazat8482 Ай бұрын
Bri is stunning in this V costume, too hot to handle. Adam look great too
@LunaNK22
@LunaNK22 5 ай бұрын
WE finally have Greg lore!!!!!!!! The Dev totally nailed this DLC campaign!
@jw8160
@jw8160 5 ай бұрын
Unfortunately they erased it from everyone's memory except for Greg. Just like they did with his wife and child 😢
@crazyclyle123
@crazyclyle123 5 ай бұрын
​@@jw8160I still want to see Greg's journey to peel back the code and find his wife
@jw8160
@jw8160 5 ай бұрын
@@crazyclyle123 so do I.
@pedrowlucena
@pedrowlucena 5 ай бұрын
It's so good to be able to smile watching this. My mother is hospitalized and doesn't have much chance of surviving, the days have been difficult, and watching your videos helps me smile a lot. thank you for that. Edit: Just got the news. My mom is gone. I really don't know how to live without her. I just hope that now I find the strenght to continue here for her.
@Bamazon1990
@Bamazon1990 3 ай бұрын
That’s like every vampire movie where the hero is so stupidly more powerful than the vampires you’re like why wasn’t this movie 5 minutes long? They’re not a threat to anybody
@DuncanGDA
@DuncanGDA 5 ай бұрын
Been showing off a new level of stunt fighting recently. Between this and the Techtown incident, it's a sick new layer of possibilities for the guys and their skits.
@andrewpolito9244
@andrewpolito9244 5 ай бұрын
I feel like Alan and Rowan took a a stunt fighting and directing course recently and are determined to get their moneys worth out of it.
@jimwormmaster
@jimwormmaster 5 ай бұрын
And on that day, Greg went from farming garlic, to farming vampires for exp.
@nega3589
@nega3589 5 ай бұрын
In spite of it's clear disadvantages, the vampire class is still categorized as an epic-rarity class which allows the players to start with stats multiplied by six times the original of standard choices when starting the game. The quests differ that instead you began in Darkwood, the opposite of Honeywood, and must do quests that stand as opposites to the basic ones in Honeywood, oh and you also get a fancy parasol and must do bonus quests related to your fashion sense as a vampire because no undead noble of the night would dress as a cheap adventurer even when spying upon the enemy. All in all, without the sunlight restriction that can be bypassed by using the special vamipire sunscreen that you can craft when reaching at least level 10 and larger exp requirements to level up, the vampire class proves to be a challenge that only experienced players with mastery could actually use yet compensates with higher stats in spite of low levels, morbid quests to the side of evil and chaos, and a storyline focusing upon the never-ending conflicts of the dark races in Skycraft but still allows the players to interact and party up and fighting as a vampire during night time doubles your current stats so you could be akin to a twisted fusion between a tank, an assassin and a spellcaster.
@mysticxiiii
@mysticxiiii 5 ай бұрын
"You need to check with your Thrall..." was genius 😂
@JanNitkas
@JanNitkas 5 ай бұрын
What We Do in the Shadows vibes so hard in this one.
@JanNitkas
@JanNitkas 5 ай бұрын
with a garlic twist.
@DarkJedireaper
@DarkJedireaper 5 ай бұрын
That's exactly what I thought!
@sjmarham
@sjmarham 5 ай бұрын
That is the crossover we don't deserve but need. Maybe the medieval Wellington Paranormal team can stop by
@thebenforever
@thebenforever 5 ай бұрын
"Leave me to my dark bidding." *click*
@TheDoomParadise
@TheDoomParadise 5 ай бұрын
New Zealand)
@MarcoDesArts
@MarcoDesArts 4 ай бұрын
Britt's vampire costume is gorgeous. She can bite me any time!
@jurriendevries
@jurriendevries 5 ай бұрын
Not since the Warren Ellis Castlevania show have I so enjoyed a bunch of vampires being completely overwhelmed. Greg is an absolute badass. Assuming that all really happened, which it surely did.
@mattjamco
@mattjamco 5 ай бұрын
Adam has MASSIVE Taika Waititi vibes from What We Do In The Shadows :D
@VivaLaDirtLeague
@VivaLaDirtLeague 5 ай бұрын
Thank you 😍
@mattjamco
@mattjamco 5 ай бұрын
@@VivaLaDirtLeague No thank you for the nostalgia hit! And great acting :D
@neodigremo
@neodigremo 5 ай бұрын
Except, you know, good
@nickmajora
@nickmajora 5 ай бұрын
Britt was enjoying this skit a lot.
@yohanndg1278
@yohanndg1278 5 ай бұрын
Greg having OP stats against vampires is now my head-canon !
@Liesl_Frank
@Liesl_Frank 5 ай бұрын
Excuse a newbie What does OP stand for in this context?
@nairocamilo
@nairocamilo 5 ай бұрын
it means ​Overpowered, ​@@Liesl_Frank!
@yohanndg1278
@yohanndg1278 5 ай бұрын
@@Liesl_Frank No apology needed ! OP means overpowered :)
@45in13
@45in13 5 ай бұрын
ive been noticing alot of cool fight scenes from the recent skits lately and i just cant get over about how good they are!
@conngrats
@conngrats 5 ай бұрын
Greg: "I'm the hero that honeywood needs, but doesn't deserve."
@Stone_Horn
@Stone_Horn 5 ай бұрын
Was hoping to see him rocking his family sword. With the garlic pummel
@goodSadam
@goodSadam 5 ай бұрын
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
@Etrius_Fysik
@Etrius_Fysik 5 ай бұрын
Greg definitely did that, it makes total sense. We've seen him as a capable fighter before, and being a garlic farmer, he's the perfect counter to vampires.
@estherdail1334
@estherdail1334 5 ай бұрын
Just like when Rowan tried out the Vampire class and turned everyone, then threw up after biting Greg!
@dreadnal3558
@dreadnal3558 5 ай бұрын
I respect Rowan for finally sticking with a class for once. That Vampire Cloak always did suit him well!
@jonasdj2950
@jonasdj2950 5 ай бұрын
Greg the garlic farmer is my new favorite hero ahahahaha
@Riclaval
@Riclaval 4 ай бұрын
Why the Blacksmith doesn't believe the Epic NPC garlic farmer? Because the Blacksmith is a Legendary NPC whose legendary background story we have yet to experience.
@TooShortPlancks
@TooShortPlancks 5 ай бұрын
"How could I be here if I wasn't invited?" - brilliant little line!
@The_Jumping_Box
@The_Jumping_Box 5 ай бұрын
still better than twilight
@sickbozo8152
@sickbozo8152 5 ай бұрын
the story of a teenage girl that is undecided between bestiality and necrophylia.... aaah such a romantic story
@jesusaguilarjr6655
@jesusaguilarjr6655 5 ай бұрын
Finally, somebody else who finally realizes how twisted twilight truly was!.
@Blitzkers99
@Blitzkers99 5 ай бұрын
Twilight is bad because they are thin bloods , Very very weak vampire as compared to Sabbath whom these guys are cosplaying.
@oleksiismirnov666
@oleksiismirnov666 4 ай бұрын
Nobody expects the Garlic inqusition!
@MontChevalier
@MontChevalier 5 ай бұрын
So good to see Greg again. He's probably one of the most interesting characters for VLDL. I hope they have more ideas to make this all better. You know, Helldivers is really big right now. I was wondering if you guys were gonna do those. It would be a great addition to your show. Plus lots of comedy potential.
@UchihaOlavo
@UchihaOlavo 5 ай бұрын
So this is what happened after Rowan turned everyone into vampires in that vampire outbreak.
@Liesl_Frank
@Liesl_Frank 5 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 Great call back
@LinouGertz
@LinouGertz 5 ай бұрын
Those "smoke into bat" special effects looks very Hollywood! Great production overall (as always)!
@jajsem1109
@jajsem1109 5 ай бұрын
We all know, you are hero at heart, Greg. Someone elses heart preferably.
@Zero_Zero_0_0
@Zero_Zero_0_0 5 ай бұрын
Greg has come a long way from being a humble garlic farmer who gets ill-treated by everyone to a badass who liquidated all of the vampires single-handedly.
@FenrirWolfganger
@FenrirWolfganger 5 ай бұрын
And still gets ill treated by everyone else.
@igorp.7853
@igorp.7853 8 күн бұрын
One of the best episodes! It’s a pity you didn’t continue this story…
@DieyaJeah1
@DieyaJeah1 5 ай бұрын
Britt makes a beautiful Vampire.
@Doncroft1
@Doncroft1 5 ай бұрын
Britt is always beautiful.
@dapizzasnake8462
@dapizzasnake8462 5 ай бұрын
1:35 I love this lil joke, cause it was said that vampires can't enter a person's home unless they are invited, clearly alot of effort in the script.
@Stuntmonkey4U
@Stuntmonkey4U 5 ай бұрын
"I don't remember you being invited" "Well, how did I get in if I wasnt invited?" 😂
@jarlfenrir
@jarlfenrir 5 ай бұрын
I was expecting the player to say: "it was cool cutscene, shame I didn't had an ability to actually play the fight"
@frasermackie19
@frasermackie19 5 ай бұрын
You guys have been hitting it hard with the choreography lately haha! Good job!
@LeiserWombat29720
@LeiserWombat29720 5 ай бұрын
Alaaaaan!!! He is still here! 😮‍💨 I was seriously scared he left VLDL. But my faith in the legendary garlic farmer and the flame 🔥 in his heart didn‘t vanish. Thanks guys for your amazing content, you got me through hard times 🙏😁
@SnakeFox87
@SnakeFox87 5 ай бұрын
"How did I get in if I was not invited?" - such a great throwaway line 😂 I was fully ready to accept Greg as an utterly badass Van Helsing type, but the idea he just made it up is even funnier!
@StoryLover-7
@StoryLover-7 5 ай бұрын
Or is he lived it though?
@Rayvah
@Rayvah 5 ай бұрын
That was my favorite line!
@renoobed-owl7590
@renoobed-owl7590 5 ай бұрын
Maybe he's remembering a Halloween update 😂
@coppercorn
@coppercorn 5 ай бұрын
Kinda like his wife.
@Chraan
@Chraan 5 ай бұрын
Actually an epic and authentic backstory for a garlic farmer
@TheDeathmail
@TheDeathmail 5 ай бұрын
I like the fact that this is simultaneously believable... and also just as likely a lie at the same time...
@thedocklighter
@thedocklighter 5 ай бұрын
Only thing missing is Greg wielding his garlic bunches like flails or nunchuks.
@NewBeginnings590
@NewBeginnings590 5 ай бұрын
At this point, I think Alan is just padding his “Action Movie Hero” section of his resume for his transition to the Big Screen😂😂😂❤
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