I want to see a movie where Greg goes full on John Wick after a vampire coven steals his sheep.
@happy-zs6qx5 ай бұрын
SAME
@michael_pilot5 ай бұрын
Els or Cristina?
@cmcsccw5 ай бұрын
Real
@kchortu5 ай бұрын
Baelin's Route style!
@lgermain245 ай бұрын
Yes please!!
@HeavySnorlax5 ай бұрын
-Hey Greg, why are you farming so much garlic? -It's because of the vampire problem -What vampire problem? -Exactly!
@SatumainenOlento4 ай бұрын
EXACTLY!!! Excellent! Hope that this point is noted in the upcoming films about Greg.
@Sifya4 ай бұрын
Honesty sounds like epic secret quest, after you reach a centain level of fame, and force, and good relanship with greg, starting the special quest " Helping the old vampire hunter to kill his mortal enemies). Greg is the serana of situation!
@billybegood4665 ай бұрын
I like how Greg eats so much garlic that he was immune to the vampire's bite. Nice touch.
@atimidbirb5 ай бұрын
Not immune, but the taste of him gave the vampire like 10d12 poison damage 😂
@LePonderingPanda4 ай бұрын
Good old Garlic and Fish NUM NUM NUM
@The_Gravetender5 ай бұрын
Greg has a very particular set of skills. Skills that he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for vampires.
@immapotato15 ай бұрын
and surprisingly nothing else
@Gillsing5 ай бұрын
Vampires hate this NPC!
@CemKalyoncu5 ай бұрын
Daymare
@kennethlindahl92065 ай бұрын
Don't forget His garlic infused blood...therefore the undead scum can't bite Him
@samuraiwarren44755 ай бұрын
The gumball reference 🤣
@ISeeYa5 ай бұрын
I freaking knew there will be a Greg the Garlic Farmer vs Vampire skit ever since Rowan changed his class to Vampire. I DID NOT expect Greg to go this hard.
@sspectre82175 ай бұрын
There’s an alternate timeline where Greg became a Blood Hunter instead of a Cleric
@diegolarrea79325 ай бұрын
Blood hunter Greg would’ve been cool but the d-heads were desperate for heals
@3Clod5 ай бұрын
I didn't think about it but as soon as he appeared here it all made sense
@vicusdanielson5 ай бұрын
HOLY GARLIC GRENADES!!!
@_MECRONANCER_5 ай бұрын
He deserves a toast! (Garlic toast😋)
@johnserosanguineous18865 ай бұрын
A meeting without refreshments is called an "email."
@VivaLaDirtLeague5 ай бұрын
I like this attitude
@lmnobcrew57355 ай бұрын
You misspelled: Normal and way too long
@IndigenouspersonofEurope-vo9lm5 ай бұрын
Worst part is when they cull a person for just a few litres of blood. What a waste of resources. You don't need to kill a cow to get to the milk.
@WithoutliesShlimShlamdie-rc9ry5 ай бұрын
Worst part is when they cull a person for just a few litres of blood. What a waste of resources.
@Cupcake123475 ай бұрын
@@WithoutliesShlimShlamdie-rc9ry No need to unalive a cow to get to the milk.
@michael_pilot5 ай бұрын
Adam is a very elegant vampire
@EvilGremlin1005 ай бұрын
Indeed, also, Ben really rocks a set of fangs when he does his evil smile.. usually reserves it for when he's doing the difficult customer getting his way bit in the bored series, but it went so well here with the fangs
@corbinhbucknerjr5585 ай бұрын
I liked his brother in the top hat. They have a vibe.
@joew6177Күн бұрын
Britt makes quite a lovely vampiress as well.
@hidden7soul5 ай бұрын
😂 I think Greg deserves his own movie as the vampire slayer of Azerim at night, shop keeper in the day.
@StoryLover-75 ай бұрын
I agree. Briliant
@jayzonedc64745 ай бұрын
Vampire slayer at night, shop keeper in the day, artificer and cleric on the weekends.
@ThatGuy-mp9og5 ай бұрын
Always to busy to look for his missing sheep
@totallyathome5 ай бұрын
I want this!!
@brokenhiveling5 ай бұрын
Baelins Route II: The smell of garlic!
@blakedefriend40755 ай бұрын
We all know that Greg is a descendent of vampire slayers. His grandfather had a garlic shaped pummel on his vampire slaying sword. The only reason Greg is only known as a farmer is that there arent many vampires left. His ancestors defeated the vampire rulers and returned peace to the land.
@rinch_jacobson5 ай бұрын
- I don't think you were invited. - How did I even get here then? Hahaha, genius!
@tmtsky5 ай бұрын
Thx, i forgot some vampires can't go inside whithout a proper invit.
@Maityist5 ай бұрын
I didn't catch that until you mentioned it, that's actually genius writing.
@Tulkash015 ай бұрын
That's very Ben of him...
@gaz-atolla75195 ай бұрын
Best throwaway gag I've heard in a long time
@macle50075 ай бұрын
i dont get it
@n.a.42925 ай бұрын
Greg ate so much fish and garlic he gained "garlic blood", "garlic aura" and "garlic god blessing"
@jordanfelt59785 ай бұрын
Don't know what fish has to do with anything. That's pretty weird. You can make garlic with plenty of dishes.
@ComradeGeneralSupreme5 ай бұрын
Hahahaha
@onecoolboy985 ай бұрын
"Num Num Num Num Num"- Greg the Garlic Farmer (and to a lesser extent Shmeg the Garlic Liker)
@straightjacket3.5195 ай бұрын
If you’re going to eat a lot of fish then you may want to use lemon pepper instead of garlic, the lemon will make you less apt to get scurvy. Although garlic is good for immune system in general so maybe every other time then it won’t get boring.
@Ryantiisnllallksksks5 ай бұрын
They need to make the patron god of Greg the cleric on the dnd channel the "God of Garlic"
@peng1luver2595 ай бұрын
This is probably how Greg owns a tavern, a farm, and a shomp. Vampire bounties
@TheLeebo19624 ай бұрын
Not to mention all that loot from their hideouts.
@InsanityGrant5 ай бұрын
The honeywood theme in he background right before Greg The Garlic Farmer enters is just chefs kiss
@Bluntman-J.P5 ай бұрын
Well shit i didn't even notice that xD
@aditya_on_youtube5 ай бұрын
I had to listen to that section twice on earphones to notice it
@spudnikca89595 ай бұрын
2:32 "Garlic time, MotherF***ers !" from the garlic farmer. Priceless!
@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj5 ай бұрын
Garlic farmer, the perfect cover. "All those sharpened stakes? Those are for making a garlic trestle. Exhuming shovel? Nah, that's just a gardening spade. The rosewood crossbow? Uh...rabbits...in the garden..?"
@SuddenReal5 ай бұрын
"So... why do you ask adventurers to take care of the rats if you have that crossbow?" "Uhm.... Ah! Adventurer!"
@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj5 ай бұрын
@@SuddenReal He's searching for an apprentice. Have you noticed that if you do well again the rats, he sends you against wolves? All animals associated with vampires.
@horzeskull65035 ай бұрын
@@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj He is trying to built a Secret Guild Of Garlic Farmers to fight against that nasty vampires in every near and distant corner of the Azerim. There would be no safe hovel or even hole in a ground for vampires to hide when a garlic farms would be raised here and there.
@Jakub1989YTb5 ай бұрын
Greg is that one npc with the most epic sidequest you can easilly miss.
@Jakub1989YTb5 ай бұрын
I loved this in the witcher.
@MSte215 ай бұрын
Okay, this was brilliant. I can't tell if this was all Greg's fantasy or if it really happened as a quest, but Greg the Garlic Farmer being a vampire hunting badass is my headcanon now anyway.
@iissss98475 ай бұрын
Then greg gets nerfed after the update. 🤣🤣
@thepolarianempire5 ай бұрын
@@iissss9847after vampires were added as a playable race they had to vault the vampire hunting quest line it’s also why he lost his wife as she was linked to the vampire questline
@runem54295 ай бұрын
@@iissss9847 Gregs always get nerfed, unfortunately.
@samuelrosander10485 ай бұрын
Need "Headcanon" merch: a hat with an old-school cannon firing cannonballs of lore!
@willibaldstumptner68655 ай бұрын
Canon 🎉from now on ✅
@madisonmecham95465 ай бұрын
Even I'm a deaf person and the closed caption was the best!! I'm laughing so hard! One of my favorites is "WTF gasp!" That what perfectly match the body language and facial expression 😂
@p0laris8135 ай бұрын
Watching it again with closed captions made it even better! "*A golden garlic?*", "*cool stunt sh1t*", "*zoro hissing*", and the poignant "*well...*" after Greg broke his sword? *Chef's kiss*
@rebeccapekarske57885 ай бұрын
*allergic spewing*
@joekalista36154 ай бұрын
WOW thank you for this.
@davidplatt8308Ай бұрын
That is awesome to see deaf people here!
@DiogenesDworkinsonАй бұрын
Wait... Are deaf people normally unable to enjoy humor?
@tarekmsolli60275 ай бұрын
I like how Rowan loses the accent whenever the speech loses seriousness
@LeeeHack5 ай бұрын
Not entirely. The choice of words is different, but he still keeps parts of the accent ("Seriously?"). I thought it was totally in character :)
@thevalarauka1015 ай бұрын
love how rowan reappears as bodger at the end - definitely not the evil vampire lord guy edit: yes I know they're meant to be different characters with the same skin... probably
@-ion5 ай бұрын
When the developers reuse assets
@akira64575 ай бұрын
Nah,vampire can't get sunlight
@adamnovotny11435 ай бұрын
What if he has a legendary vampire ring? Then he can withstand sunlight
@Talamasca0075 ай бұрын
That's correct. Bodger has a hammer that RIGHTFULLY HIS! His grandfather left it to HIM, not to his brother or some silly little vampire person.
@christianelgin51505 ай бұрын
Not bodger... Its his evil twin 'the leather worker's from dark wood 😂😂😂😂
@InVerum5 ай бұрын
I love how the accent wandered all the way from Transylvania, to Scottish to Kiwi and somehow looped back around to South Africa? "I don't even remember you being invited", that is HARD accent to do on purpose let alone by accident. Amazing.
@sonochamp5 ай бұрын
I love Baelin's Route... but Greg the Vampire Hunter would put it to shame! Make it happen, VLDL!
@andrewvivona17975 ай бұрын
We all want this
@nathanrust49085 ай бұрын
YES!
@larryargent503Ай бұрын
Same! It could start with a vampire attacking his village and he takes it out with his own NPC Quest exclamation mark, to symbolise he has become the main character. 😅
@davide271127 күн бұрын
Please
@QuantumQuanYoutube5 ай бұрын
Clearly, they now have the budget for a stunt/fight coordinator, and im all for it
@jw81605 ай бұрын
Huh? Their choreography has always been great.
@CinnamonQuills5 ай бұрын
I love the touch that the guy in Monk robes had martial arts moves
@lishe82875 ай бұрын
www.amandstunts.com/. This is their stunt coordinator. Have had him for quite awhile now.
@amandstunts5 ай бұрын
@@lishe8287 thanks for the shoutout
@EvilGremlin1005 ай бұрын
@@amandstuntsnice.. doing some great work, VLDL have really upped their game in the fight scenes, take a well deserved bow mate
@zenmasters_games5 ай бұрын
"It’s garlic time mother fuckers" has got to be the most bad-ass hero intro of all time!
@albertbresca89044 ай бұрын
yep that was frggin awesome!!! lmao
@whatsnewbois98145 ай бұрын
Greg NPC passive: Stats are multiplied x10 in the presence of Vampires
@Demon-.5 ай бұрын
Oh god.... that'd be broken if he dragged a vampire around 😂
@Kyle-nm1kh5 ай бұрын
@@Demon-.Like on Walking Dead. That's a good idea.
@Hasenpfote015 ай бұрын
Greg is morphing from a garlic trader into a *GARLIC TRADER*
@LolSho0orTs5 ай бұрын
@@Demon-.but this won't work in daytime 😂
@Run-Riot5 ай бұрын
And it only helps when you aggro a vampire long enough to drag it all the way across Azerim to Greg's house, lol
@newwavepop5 ай бұрын
A lot of people do not know that when you completely beat the game with every character at a hundred percent, it unlocks Greg as a playable character.
@williamkifer55835 ай бұрын
Greg finally getting a character arc while being one of the oldest characters on the channel is so awesome. When I saw the golden garlic grenade I literally shouted “GREG!!”
@MopeyFand5 ай бұрын
A vampire hunter does seem like the natural progression for a garlic farmer.
@bramvanduijn80865 ай бұрын
Man, now I want a RPG where your class and professions combine like that. Like really lean into it, that the garlic farmer part gives much stronger buffs than the hunter class if you're fighting vampires. Gives debuff when fighting werewolves though, they can smell you coming miles away.
@plektosgaming5 ай бұрын
Not, it's that the vampire hunter has retired but can't stop growing garlic and stocking potions and the like - just in case.
@jeremygilby14555 ай бұрын
"You don't mess with pancake day." - Greg the Vampire Hunter
@tonyolsson38805 ай бұрын
Its the perfect disguise. Greg looks like a normal garlic farmer. But in truth he is a vampire hunter, as his father and his father before him. A lineage of vampie hunters. What do you think the sword with the garlic pummel is for. Its a magic sword dealing garlic damage. Perfect weapon against the vampire lord.
@riverbabbles5 ай бұрын
I love this explanation of the garlic sword. The player character dismisses it as not a very powerful sword, unaware that it has a massive attack bonus specifically against vampires.
@tonyolsson38805 ай бұрын
@@riverbabbles yeah he did say his father fought monsters. Now its cannon that thoes monsters were vampires. I am very proud to remember the swords when watching this. Would be such a cool short film. The funny thing would be for that sword to be the literal strongest weapon against vampires. But the only way to get it is to not give Greg the sword losing the 10% positive affinity for Greg for the rest of that playthrough.
@riverbabbles4 ай бұрын
@@tonyolsson3880 But maybe this whole quest line occurs BECAUSE you gave Greg his sword back! He might not have used it, but perhaps returning the sword unlocks a future opportunity to request his help with defeating the vampires, leading to this event :D Maybe you can do the quest without him, but it would be IMPOSSIBLY HARD
@tonyolsson38804 ай бұрын
@@riverbabbles that could also be a cool quest idea.
@danielknapp31414 ай бұрын
Wow! The garlic farmer being a vampire hunter is a perfect combination of subverting expectations and being super obvious in retrospect.
@joekenorer5 ай бұрын
Bodger: "Greg, what's your last name?" Greg: "Uh, Belmont"
@joshsimonton7695 ай бұрын
Underrated comment right here.
@jeremygilby14555 ай бұрын
Castelvania NPC: Azerim
@molybdaen115 ай бұрын
And suddenly all vampires left the kingdom over night. 😂
@littlelw3195 ай бұрын
Gregory "Greg the garlic farmer" Belmont
@Jayzon6665 ай бұрын
Nice day for fishin', but a horrible night to have a curse.
@OverlordMMM5 ай бұрын
I just love the idea of Greg becoming so aware as an NPC that the adventurer's aren't solving the issues of his world that he becomes the Neo of Azerim, taking care of each threat himself.
@potpot4395 ай бұрын
now i wanna see an army of Rowan Vampire NPCs (Agents) fighting greg the garlic farmer in a Matrixesque fightscene, and at the end greg snaps back from daydreaming to his garlic farmer spot lmao
@AleksandrStrizhevskiy5 ай бұрын
He just wants him wife back.
@tjhorne825 ай бұрын
Greg IS Neo!
@omeganexuskensai68485 ай бұрын
Clearly, Greg has levels in Monk. Must have retired from the monastery to continue the family tradition of farming.
@XxXK1770rD13XxX5 ай бұрын
I legit love the concept of a garlic farmer living a secret life defeating vampires. It's even better that it's Greg.
@Squidbush85635 ай бұрын
It just proves that most NPCs are retired high level characters. 😅
@morganalori5 ай бұрын
We have seen small glimpses of the OP Greg as time has passed. Now we see it come to fruition as Greg the Vampire Slayer
@annamichalska61445 ай бұрын
The subtitles "cool stunt shit" and "even more cool shit" 😂
@jajsem11095 ай бұрын
Lorquin subtitles never dissapoint.
@lazer78695 ай бұрын
Ya, I love whoever made that subtitle.
@SparkeyAvalon5 ай бұрын
And the hissings
@MistyKittens5 ай бұрын
“Inspired hissings” lmao
@prestok5 ай бұрын
@@Chillfangerthanks, I think that too. Very annoying, especially since I actually need the subs and can't turn the distractions off
@daethalion17255 ай бұрын
When you suddenly transition from The Vampire Chronicles to What We Do in the Shadows. Fantastic!
@dman76445 ай бұрын
''And then, I ripped out their hearts with my bare hands!'' -Greg
@Maxinidas5 ай бұрын
That must be the humble way of saying.. "I went straight up Kano from Mortal Kombat on his vampire ass. FATALITY!!!".
@ninetailedfox5791215 ай бұрын
"And then, I made a comment that was just a quote directly from the video trying to get easy likes." -dman7644
@michael_pilot5 ай бұрын
Oh fantastic grandpa! Another story before bed please!
@michael_pilot5 ай бұрын
Oh fantastic grandpa! Another story before bed please!
@Paganbeliever5 ай бұрын
He did a backflip, snapped the bad guys heart and saved the day
@sonalita_5 ай бұрын
Britt absolutely smashing it with that costume and makeup. Hair is amazing too.
@fadingaway945 ай бұрын
And writing!
@whatdoesthisthingdo5 ай бұрын
Whoever wrote this was 👏🥂👑
@andreiyesipenko66343 ай бұрын
She is stunning 😍
@ge334625 күн бұрын
That was Britt?
@joew6177Күн бұрын
A rare appearance of the lovely brunette Britt.
@CompanionCube5 ай бұрын
pretty sure this is the only channel on youtube with this level of quality. like what even is this? the sets, the outfits. this alone must have cost a fortune. for a sketch? unmatched
@Destroyer_V04 ай бұрын
They have reused the tavern for a number of sketches at this point, costumes have been around for AGES in some cases like gregs.
@ChristofferOlofsson5 ай бұрын
"Greg The Garlic Farmer, Vampire Hunter", not the story arc I thought I needed, but now I absolutely do!
@onewildsoul5 ай бұрын
SwampBeast is my new favourite character. The hay stuck in his nose was just perfect.
@yahyaf21325 ай бұрын
He's like sid from ice age
@onewildsoul5 ай бұрын
@@yahyaf2132 "I'M A GENIUS"
@LaylaSpellwind4 ай бұрын
I choose to believe that everything Greg said was not only true, but he was underselling it.
@GeekRedux5 ай бұрын
After Bodger walks off, cut to Baelin who's been watching and listening: A little nod of acknowledgement from Baelin, his quick chuckle, and off he walks.
@dipbar18245 ай бұрын
Alan leaving Tech Town and him not being in the last episode combined with him only appearing later in this clip had me worried for a moment before he showed up , glad he did!
@kashiichan5 ай бұрын
Me like "Oh, so that's why he finally quit his job! The vampires have assembled after hundreds of years!" 😂
@jaykiknavenaga21215 ай бұрын
@@kashiichan Alan finally quit his job and found his true calling
@def-po8tu5 ай бұрын
I think Ben will get alans job and Alan will become the annoying customer
@bellamoorf5 ай бұрын
When I saw the five of them, I was actually worried that the Tech Town episode was for real. Almost shed a tear when Alan showed up on the last part. 🥲🥲🥲
@Jud1cator5 ай бұрын
They finally gave that Garlic Greg a story worthy of his name. Good job guys, keep up the good work.
@XxUndeadXTacoXx5 ай бұрын
Man Alan went from kicking his boss’ ass at Playtech to wiping the floor with vampires. Very inspirational.
@evilcritter5 ай бұрын
Alan's star is on the rise! He decided, across all of the multiverse, to stop taking crap!
@finbruan5 ай бұрын
Brit went extra hard on the costume
@champzki5 ай бұрын
The fact more people don’t comment on how beautiful Brit is astounds me. I also loved the costume.
@Immopimmo5 ай бұрын
Maybe because they're not thirsty simps. @champzki
@stupot2054 ай бұрын
Heheh - "hard on"
@champzki4 ай бұрын
@@Immopimmo LOL, nice
@antiope-d97804 ай бұрын
Fr though, I didn't even realise it was Britt until she spoke
@henridugasiv22985 ай бұрын
I don't comment often, but Greg getting his shinning glory, hero moment! Goose bumps!
i thought it gonna be Indiana Jones reference, where Greg throw garlic or something at him, but oh well xd
@SzaraSzarancza4 ай бұрын
@@UltimRoGuE The scene with Adam flexing his rapier swinging skills is a reference to Indiana Jones.
@Bored07205 ай бұрын
The lighting for the tavern, Britt's costume, the smoke effects, all fantastic!
@maryjones1044 ай бұрын
I adore Britt's outfit in this! It's nice how they're all portraying different kinds of vampires, but the headpiece really ties it all together.
@BuiBaoNguyen5 ай бұрын
Ok but the idea of a NPC name "Greg the garlic farmer" being a vampire hunter is so cool and make sense. He should use his garlic like a whip or nunchuck.
@Ghostwatcher19235 ай бұрын
a garlic mace
@TravisFont5 ай бұрын
Entire subseries right there 🥲
@plektosgaming5 ай бұрын
What better way to keep vampires away and always be ready than to grow lots of garlic and stock many potions? He even has a string of garlic bulbs that I can only assume are really "Garlic grenades" instead of a sword. Such an awesome way to finally explain what a "garlic farmer" is doing in a town. :)
@SzaraSzarancza4 ай бұрын
Yes, it's as cool idea as the amount of time it took them to realize the obvious.
@OrganicAlkemyst5 ай бұрын
Totally awesome!! I was not expecting that at all. Greg going all warrior mode, getting bit but having garlic blood, catching arrows and totally dominating everyone. And Britt with black hair!!
@nerdsrus99775 ай бұрын
It's total moncmode but to the rest I fully agree ;)
@frozenriddle62314 ай бұрын
Guys this was so well done! I appreciate small relatable things most though and as silly as it may seem the most relatable thing was that small "ok" at 4:04, delivery was just perfect, people need to appreciate how hard it is to act these moments out to make them look spontaneous, vldl has many of these moments and I just want to say that I really applaud you for them, keep the clips coming guys
@akira64575 ай бұрын
The garlic grenade actually useful for once
@Doncroft15 ай бұрын
That's always been its purpose.
@Doncroft15 ай бұрын
I 100% believe Greg is a secret Vampire Hunter. He eats so much garlic; he's immune to their bites.
@martinajurickova57505 ай бұрын
the vampire chick vomitted after biting him. His blood is literally poisonous to them by now :D
@SzaraSzarancza4 ай бұрын
@@martinajurickova5750 And I thought it was because Greg, as a simple peasant, doesn't wash himself. Ups, my bad.
@solracstormhunter30234 ай бұрын
2:57 Adam NAILED that posture! 🧛🏻♂️🦇
@disparagers11665 ай бұрын
Even more proof that we need a 'Greg's Adventure' sequel to Baelins Route
@carlsell73275 ай бұрын
It's good to see Bodger canonically has the hammer that is rightfully his.
@scottybreuer5 ай бұрын
Technically, it's his grandfather's hammer. We don't know the man is dead.
@gervs775 ай бұрын
@@scottybreuer His grandfather is dead. Killed by Pirag Bonebreaker!
@Revilo0o5 ай бұрын
Do you feel inspired?
@-_--dk3ib5 ай бұрын
@@Revilo0o Actually I took a bit of psychic damage I think.
@carlsell73275 ай бұрын
@@Revilo0o maybe about 5 temporary hit points worth.
@nizamrazat8482Ай бұрын
Bri is stunning in this V costume, too hot to handle. Adam look great too
@LunaNK225 ай бұрын
WE finally have Greg lore!!!!!!!! The Dev totally nailed this DLC campaign!
@jw81605 ай бұрын
Unfortunately they erased it from everyone's memory except for Greg. Just like they did with his wife and child 😢
@crazyclyle1235 ай бұрын
@@jw8160I still want to see Greg's journey to peel back the code and find his wife
@jw81605 ай бұрын
@@crazyclyle123 so do I.
@pedrowlucena5 ай бұрын
It's so good to be able to smile watching this. My mother is hospitalized and doesn't have much chance of surviving, the days have been difficult, and watching your videos helps me smile a lot. thank you for that. Edit: Just got the news. My mom is gone. I really don't know how to live without her. I just hope that now I find the strenght to continue here for her.
@Bamazon19903 ай бұрын
That’s like every vampire movie where the hero is so stupidly more powerful than the vampires you’re like why wasn’t this movie 5 minutes long? They’re not a threat to anybody
@DuncanGDA5 ай бұрын
Been showing off a new level of stunt fighting recently. Between this and the Techtown incident, it's a sick new layer of possibilities for the guys and their skits.
@andrewpolito92445 ай бұрын
I feel like Alan and Rowan took a a stunt fighting and directing course recently and are determined to get their moneys worth out of it.
@jimwormmaster5 ай бұрын
And on that day, Greg went from farming garlic, to farming vampires for exp.
@nega35895 ай бұрын
In spite of it's clear disadvantages, the vampire class is still categorized as an epic-rarity class which allows the players to start with stats multiplied by six times the original of standard choices when starting the game. The quests differ that instead you began in Darkwood, the opposite of Honeywood, and must do quests that stand as opposites to the basic ones in Honeywood, oh and you also get a fancy parasol and must do bonus quests related to your fashion sense as a vampire because no undead noble of the night would dress as a cheap adventurer even when spying upon the enemy. All in all, without the sunlight restriction that can be bypassed by using the special vamipire sunscreen that you can craft when reaching at least level 10 and larger exp requirements to level up, the vampire class proves to be a challenge that only experienced players with mastery could actually use yet compensates with higher stats in spite of low levels, morbid quests to the side of evil and chaos, and a storyline focusing upon the never-ending conflicts of the dark races in Skycraft but still allows the players to interact and party up and fighting as a vampire during night time doubles your current stats so you could be akin to a twisted fusion between a tank, an assassin and a spellcaster.
@mysticxiiii5 ай бұрын
"You need to check with your Thrall..." was genius 😂
@JanNitkas5 ай бұрын
What We Do in the Shadows vibes so hard in this one.
@JanNitkas5 ай бұрын
with a garlic twist.
@DarkJedireaper5 ай бұрын
That's exactly what I thought!
@sjmarham5 ай бұрын
That is the crossover we don't deserve but need. Maybe the medieval Wellington Paranormal team can stop by
@thebenforever5 ай бұрын
"Leave me to my dark bidding." *click*
@TheDoomParadise5 ай бұрын
New Zealand)
@MarcoDesArts4 ай бұрын
Britt's vampire costume is gorgeous. She can bite me any time!
@jurriendevries5 ай бұрын
Not since the Warren Ellis Castlevania show have I so enjoyed a bunch of vampires being completely overwhelmed. Greg is an absolute badass. Assuming that all really happened, which it surely did.
@mattjamco5 ай бұрын
Adam has MASSIVE Taika Waititi vibes from What We Do In The Shadows :D
@VivaLaDirtLeague5 ай бұрын
Thank you 😍
@mattjamco5 ай бұрын
@@VivaLaDirtLeague No thank you for the nostalgia hit! And great acting :D
@neodigremo5 ай бұрын
Except, you know, good
@nickmajora5 ай бұрын
Britt was enjoying this skit a lot.
@yohanndg12785 ай бұрын
Greg having OP stats against vampires is now my head-canon !
@Liesl_Frank5 ай бұрын
Excuse a newbie What does OP stand for in this context?
@nairocamilo5 ай бұрын
it means Overpowered, @@Liesl_Frank!
@yohanndg12785 ай бұрын
@@Liesl_Frank No apology needed ! OP means overpowered :)
@45in135 ай бұрын
ive been noticing alot of cool fight scenes from the recent skits lately and i just cant get over about how good they are!
@conngrats5 ай бұрын
Greg: "I'm the hero that honeywood needs, but doesn't deserve."
@Stone_Horn5 ай бұрын
Was hoping to see him rocking his family sword. With the garlic pummel
@goodSadam5 ай бұрын
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
@Etrius_Fysik5 ай бұрын
Greg definitely did that, it makes total sense. We've seen him as a capable fighter before, and being a garlic farmer, he's the perfect counter to vampires.
@estherdail13345 ай бұрын
Just like when Rowan tried out the Vampire class and turned everyone, then threw up after biting Greg!
@dreadnal35585 ай бұрын
I respect Rowan for finally sticking with a class for once. That Vampire Cloak always did suit him well!
@jonasdj29505 ай бұрын
Greg the garlic farmer is my new favorite hero ahahahaha
@Riclaval4 ай бұрын
Why the Blacksmith doesn't believe the Epic NPC garlic farmer? Because the Blacksmith is a Legendary NPC whose legendary background story we have yet to experience.
@TooShortPlancks5 ай бұрын
"How could I be here if I wasn't invited?" - brilliant little line!
@The_Jumping_Box5 ай бұрын
still better than twilight
@sickbozo81525 ай бұрын
the story of a teenage girl that is undecided between bestiality and necrophylia.... aaah such a romantic story
@jesusaguilarjr66555 ай бұрын
Finally, somebody else who finally realizes how twisted twilight truly was!.
@Blitzkers995 ай бұрын
Twilight is bad because they are thin bloods , Very very weak vampire as compared to Sabbath whom these guys are cosplaying.
@oleksiismirnov6664 ай бұрын
Nobody expects the Garlic inqusition!
@MontChevalier5 ай бұрын
So good to see Greg again. He's probably one of the most interesting characters for VLDL. I hope they have more ideas to make this all better. You know, Helldivers is really big right now. I was wondering if you guys were gonna do those. It would be a great addition to your show. Plus lots of comedy potential.
@UchihaOlavo5 ай бұрын
So this is what happened after Rowan turned everyone into vampires in that vampire outbreak.
@Liesl_Frank5 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 Great call back
@LinouGertz5 ай бұрын
Those "smoke into bat" special effects looks very Hollywood! Great production overall (as always)!
@jajsem11095 ай бұрын
We all know, you are hero at heart, Greg. Someone elses heart preferably.
@Zero_Zero_0_05 ай бұрын
Greg has come a long way from being a humble garlic farmer who gets ill-treated by everyone to a badass who liquidated all of the vampires single-handedly.
@FenrirWolfganger5 ай бұрын
And still gets ill treated by everyone else.
@igorp.78538 күн бұрын
One of the best episodes! It’s a pity you didn’t continue this story…
@DieyaJeah15 ай бұрын
Britt makes a beautiful Vampire.
@Doncroft15 ай бұрын
Britt is always beautiful.
@dapizzasnake84625 ай бұрын
1:35 I love this lil joke, cause it was said that vampires can't enter a person's home unless they are invited, clearly alot of effort in the script.
@Stuntmonkey4U5 ай бұрын
"I don't remember you being invited" "Well, how did I get in if I wasnt invited?" 😂
@jarlfenrir5 ай бұрын
I was expecting the player to say: "it was cool cutscene, shame I didn't had an ability to actually play the fight"
@frasermackie195 ай бұрын
You guys have been hitting it hard with the choreography lately haha! Good job!
@LeiserWombat297205 ай бұрын
Alaaaaan!!! He is still here! 😮💨 I was seriously scared he left VLDL. But my faith in the legendary garlic farmer and the flame 🔥 in his heart didn‘t vanish. Thanks guys for your amazing content, you got me through hard times 🙏😁
@SnakeFox875 ай бұрын
"How did I get in if I was not invited?" - such a great throwaway line 😂 I was fully ready to accept Greg as an utterly badass Van Helsing type, but the idea he just made it up is even funnier!
@StoryLover-75 ай бұрын
Or is he lived it though?
@Rayvah5 ай бұрын
That was my favorite line!
@renoobed-owl75905 ай бұрын
Maybe he's remembering a Halloween update 😂
@coppercorn5 ай бұрын
Kinda like his wife.
@Chraan5 ай бұрын
Actually an epic and authentic backstory for a garlic farmer
@TheDeathmail5 ай бұрын
I like the fact that this is simultaneously believable... and also just as likely a lie at the same time...
@thedocklighter5 ай бұрын
Only thing missing is Greg wielding his garlic bunches like flails or nunchuks.
@NewBeginnings5905 ай бұрын
At this point, I think Alan is just padding his “Action Movie Hero” section of his resume for his transition to the Big Screen😂😂😂❤