When a vampire meeting goes wrong

[@gabesarti7184]

I want to see a movie where Greg goes full on John Wick after a vampire coven steals his sheep.

[@happy-zs6qx]

SAME

[@michael_pilot]

Els or Cristina?

[@cmcsccw]

Real

[@kchortu]

Baelin's Route style!

[@lgermain24]

Yes please!!

[@HeavySnorlax]

-Hey Greg, why are you farming so much garlic? -It's because of the vampire problem -What vampire problem? -Exactly!

[@SatumainenOlento]

EXACTLY!!! Excellent! Hope that this point is noted in the upcoming films about Greg.

[@Sifya]

Honesty sounds like epic secret quest, after you reach a centain level of fame, and force, and good relanship with greg, starting the special quest " Helping the old vampire hunter to kill his mortal enemies). Greg is the serana of situation!

[@DH-rj2kv]

The King would like you to note that the rumours about an army of vampires marching to conquer Azerim are completely untrue, but coincidently reminds the populace that regular consmption of large quantities of garlic has substantial health benefits.

[@johnserosanguineous1886]

A meeting without refreshments is called an "email."

[@VivaLaDirtLeague]

I like this attitude

[@lmnobcrew5735]

You misspelled: Normal and way too long

[@IndigenouspersonofEurope-vo9lm]

Worst part is when they cull a person for just a few litres of blood. What a waste of resources. You don't need to kill a cow to get to the milk.

[@WithoutliesShlimShlamdie-rc9ry]

Worst part is when they cull a person for just a few litres of blood. What a waste of resources.

[@Cupcake12347]

@@WithoutliesShlimShlamdie-rc9ry No need to unalive a cow to get to the milk.

[@The_Gravetender]

Greg has a very particular set of skills. Skills that he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for vampires.

[@immapotato1]

and surprisingly nothing else

[@Gillsing]

Vampires hate this NPC!

[@CemKalyoncu]

Daymare

[@kennethlindahl9206]

Don't forget His garlic infused blood...therefore the undead scum can't bite Him

[@samuraiwarren4475]

The gumball reference 🤣

[@billybegood466]

I like how Greg eats so much garlic that he was immune to the vampire's bite. Nice touch.

[@atimidbirb]

Not immune, but the taste of him gave the vampire like 10d12 poison damage 😂

[@LePonderingPanda]

Good old Garlic and Fish NUM NUM NUM

[@blakedefriend4075]

We all know that Greg is a descendent of vampire slayers. His grandfather had a garlic shaped pummel on his vampire slaying sword. The only reason Greg is only known as a farmer is that there arent many vampires left. His ancestors defeated the vampire rulers and returned peace to the land.

[@rinch_jacobson]

- I don't think you were invited. - How did I even get here then? Hahaha, genius!

[@tmtsky]

Thx, i forgot some vampires can't go inside whithout a proper invit.

[@Maityist]

I didn't catch that until you mentioned it, that's actually genius writing.

[@Tulkash01]

That's very Ben of him...

[@gaz-atolla7519]

Best throwaway gag I've heard in a long time

[@macle5007]

i dont get it

[@ISeeYa]

I freaking knew there will be a Greg the Garlic Farmer vs Vampire skit ever since Rowan changed his class to Vampire. I DID NOT expect Greg to go this hard.

[@sspectre8217]

There’s an alternate timeline where Greg became a Blood Hunter instead of a Cleric

[@diegolarrea7932]

Blood hunter Greg would’ve been cool but the d-heads were desperate for heals

[@3Clod]

I didn't think about it but as soon as he appeared here it all made sense

[@vicusdanielson]

HOLY GARLIC GRENADES!!!

[@_MECRONANCER_]

He deserves a toast! (Garlic toast😋)

[@zenmasters_games]

"It’s garlic time mother fuckers" has got to be the most bad-ass hero intro of all time!

[@albertbresca8904]

yep that was frggin awesome!!! lmao

[@spudnikca8959]

2:32 "Garlic time, MotherF***ers !" from the garlic farmer. Priceless!

[@michael_pilot]

Adam is a very elegant vampire

[@EvilGremlin100]

Indeed, also, Ben really rocks a set of fangs when he does his evil smile.. usually reserves it for when he's doing the difficult customer getting his way bit in the bored series, but it went so well here with the fangs

[@corbinhbucknerjr558]

I liked his brother in the top hat. They have a vibe.

[@madisonmecham9546]

Even I'm a deaf person and the closed caption was the best!! I'm laughing so hard! One of my favorites is "WTF gasp!" That what perfectly match the body language and facial expression 😂

[@p0laris813]

Watching it again with closed captions made it even better! "*A golden garlic?*", "*cool stunt sh1t*", "*zoro hissing*", and the poignant "*well...*" after Greg broke his sword? *Chef's kiss*

[@rebeccapekarske5788]

*allergic spewing*

[@joekalista3615]

WOW thank you for this.

[@davidplatt8308]

That is awesome to see deaf people here!

[@DiogenesDworkinson]

Wait... Are deaf people normally unable to enjoy humor?

[@hidden7soul]

😂 I think Greg deserves his own movie as the vampire slayer of Azerim at night, shop keeper in the day.

[@StoryLover-7]

I agree. Briliant

[@jayzonedc6474]

Vampire slayer at night, shop keeper in the day, artificer and cleric on the weekends.

[@ThatGuy-mp9og]

Always to busy to look for his missing sheep

[@totallyathome]

I want this!!

[@brokenhiveling]

Baelins Route II: The smell of garlic!

[@n.a.4292]

Greg ate so much fish and garlic he gained "garlic blood", "garlic aura" and "garlic god blessing"

[@jordanfelt5978]

Don't know what fish has to do with anything. That's pretty weird. You can make garlic with plenty of dishes.

[@ComradeGeneralSupreme]

Hahahaha

[@onecoolboy98]

"Num Num Num Num Num"- Greg the Garlic Farmer (and to a lesser extent Shmeg the Garlic Liker)

[@straightjacket3.519]

If you’re going to eat a lot of fish then you may want to use lemon pepper instead of garlic, the lemon will make you less apt to get scurvy. Although garlic is good for immune system in general so maybe every other time then it won’t get boring.

[@Ryantiisnllallksksks]

They need to make the patron god of Greg the cleric on the dnd channel the "God of Garlic"

[@williamkifer5583]

Greg finally getting a character arc while being one of the oldest characters on the channel is so awesome. When I saw the golden garlic grenade I literally shouted “GREG!!”

[@Jakub1989YTb]

Greg is that one npc with the most epic sidequest you can easilly miss.

[@Jakub1989YTb]

I loved this in the witcher.

[@tarekmsolli6027]

I like how Rowan loses the accent whenever the speech loses seriousness

[@LeeeHack]

Not entirely. The choice of words is different, but he still keeps parts of the accent ("Seriously?"). I thought it was totally in character :)

[@InVerum]

I love how the accent wandered all the way from Transylvania, to Scottish to Kiwi and somehow looped back around to South Africa? "I don't even remember you being invited", that is HARD accent to do on purpose let alone by accident. Amazing.

[@InsanityGrant]

The honeywood theme in he background right before Greg The Garlic Farmer enters is just chefs kiss

[@Bluntman-J.P]

Well shit i didn't even notice that xD

[@aditya_on_youtube]

I had to listen to that section twice on earphones to notice it

[@MSte21]

Okay, this was brilliant. I can't tell if this was all Greg's fantasy or if it really happened as a quest, but Greg the Garlic Farmer being a vampire hunting badass is my headcanon now anyway.

[@iissss9847]

Then greg gets nerfed after the update. 🤣🤣

[@thepolarianempire]

@@iissss9847after vampires were added as a playable race they had to vault the vampire hunting quest line it’s also why he lost his wife as she was linked to the vampire questline

[@runem5429]

@@iissss9847 Gregs always get nerfed, unfortunately.

[@samuelrosander1048]

Need "Headcanon" merch: a hat with an old-school cannon firing cannonballs of lore!

[@willibaldstumptner6865]

Canon 🎉from now on ✅

[@danielknapp3141]

Wow! The garlic farmer being a vampire hunter is a perfect combination of subverting expectations and being super obvious in retrospect.

[@sonochamp]

I love Baelin's Route... but Greg the Vampire Hunter would put it to shame! Make it happen, VLDL!

[@andrewvivona1797]

We all want this

[@nathanrust4908]

YES!

[@larryargent503]

Same! It could start with a vampire attacking his village and he takes it out with his own NPC Quest exclamation mark, to symbolise he has become the main character. 😅

[@davide2711]

Please

[@thevalarauka101]

love how rowan reappears as bodger at the end - definitely not the evil vampire lord guy edit: yes I know they're meant to be different characters with the same skin... probably

[@-ion]

When the developers reuse assets

[@akira6457]

Nah,vampire can't get sunlight

[@adamnovotny1143]

What if he has a legendary vampire ring? Then he can withstand sunlight

[@Talamasca007]

That's correct. Bodger has a hammer that RIGHTFULLY HIS! His grandfather left it to HIM, not to his brother or some silly little vampire person.

[@christianelgin5150]

Not bodger... Its his evil twin 'the leather worker's from dark wood 😂😂😂😂

[@omeganexuskensai6848]

Clearly, Greg has levels in Monk. Must have retired from the monastery to continue the family tradition of farming.

[@MopeyFand]

A vampire hunter does seem like the natural progression for a garlic farmer.

[@bramvanduijn8086]

Man, now I want a RPG where your class and professions combine like that. Like really lean into it, that the garlic farmer part gives much stronger buffs than the hunter class if you're fighting vampires. Gives debuff when fighting werewolves though, they can smell you coming miles away.

[@plektosgaming]

Not, it's that the vampire hunter has retired but can't stop growing garlic and stocking potions and the like - just in case.

[@jeremygilby1455]

"You don't mess with pancake day." - Greg the Vampire Hunter

[@joekenorer]

Bodger: "Greg, what's your last name?" Greg: "Uh, Belmont"

[@joshsimonton769]

Underrated comment right here.

[@jeremygilby1455]

Castelvania NPC: Azerim

[@molybdaen11]

And suddenly all vampires left the kingdom over night. 😂

[@littlelw319]

Gregory "Greg the garlic farmer" Belmont

[@Jayzon666]

Nice day for fishin', but a horrible night to have a curse.

[@daethalion1725]

When you suddenly transition from The Vampire Chronicles to What We Do in the Shadows. Fantastic!

[@tonyolsson3880]

Its the perfect disguise. Greg looks like a normal garlic farmer. But in truth he is a vampire hunter, as his father and his father before him. A lineage of vampie hunters. What do you think the sword with the garlic pummel is for. Its a magic sword dealing garlic damage. Perfect weapon against the vampire lord.

[@riverbabbles]

I love this explanation of the garlic sword. The player character dismisses it as not a very powerful sword, unaware that it has a massive attack bonus specifically against vampires.

[@tonyolsson3880]

@@riverbabbles yeah he did say his father fought monsters. Now its cannon that thoes monsters were vampires. I am very proud to remember the swords when watching this. Would be such a cool short film. The funny thing would be for that sword to be the literal strongest weapon against vampires. But the only way to get it is to not give Greg the sword losing the 10% positive affinity for Greg for the rest of that playthrough.

[@riverbabbles]

@@tonyolsson3880 But maybe this whole quest line occurs BECAUSE you gave Greg his sword back! He might not have used it, but perhaps returning the sword unlocks a future opportunity to request his help with defeating the vampires, leading to this event :D Maybe you can do the quest without him, but it would be IMPOSSIBLY HARD

[@tonyolsson3880]

@@riverbabbles that could also be a cool quest idea.

[@QuantumQuanYoutube]

Clearly, they now have the budget for a stunt/fight coordinator, and im all for it

[@jw8160]

Huh? Their choreography has always been great.

[@CinnamonQuills]

I love the touch that the guy in Monk robes had martial arts moves

[@lishe8287]

www.amandstunts.com/. This is their stunt coordinator. Have had him for quite awhile now.

[@amandstunts]

@@lishe8287 thanks for the shoutout

[@EvilGremlin100]

​@@amandstuntsnice.. doing some great work, VLDL have really upped their game in the fight scenes, take a well deserved bow mate

[@CompanionCube]

pretty sure this is the only channel on youtube with this level of quality. like what even is this? the sets, the outfits. this alone must have cost a fortune. for a sketch? unmatched

[@Destroyer_V0]

They have reused the tavern for a number of sketches at this point, costumes have been around for AGES in some cases like gregs.

[@whatsnewbois9814]

Greg NPC passive: Stats are multiplied x10 in the presence of Vampires

[@Demon-.]

Oh god.... that'd be broken if he dragged a vampire around 😂

[@Kyle-nm1kh]

​@@Demon-.Like on Walking Dead. That's a good idea.

[@Hasenpfote01]

Greg is morphing from a garlic trader into a *GARLIC TRADER*

[@LolSho0orTs]

​@@Demon-.but this won't work in daytime 😂

[@Run-Riot]

And it only helps when you aggro a vampire long enough to drag it all the way across Azerim to Greg's house, lol

[@newwavepop]

A lot of people do not know that when you completely beat the game with every character at a hundred percent, it unlocks Greg as a playable character.

[@LaylaSpellwind]

I choose to believe that everything Greg said was not only true, but he was underselling it.

[@annamichalska6144]

The subtitles "cool stunt shit" and "even more cool shit" 😂

[@jajsem1109]

Lorquin subtitles never dissapoint.

[@lazer7869]

Ya, I love whoever made that subtitle.

[@SparkeyAvalon]

And the hissings

[@MistyKittens]

“Inspired hissings” lmao

[@prestok]

​@@Chillfangerthanks, I think that too. Very annoying, especially since I actually need the subs and can't turn the distractions off

[@dman7644]

''And then, I ripped out their hearts with my bare hands!'' -Greg

[@Maxinidas]

That must be the humble way of saying.. "I went straight up Kano from Mortal Kombat on his vampire ass. FATALITY!!!".

[@ninetailedfox579121]

"And then, I made a comment that was just a quote directly from the video trying to get easy likes." -dman7644

[@michael_pilot]

Oh fantastic grandpa! Another story before bed please!

[@michael_pilot]

Oh fantastic grandpa! Another story before bed please!

[@Paganbeliever]

He did a backflip, snapped the bad guys heart and saved the day

[@Jud1cator]

They finally gave that Garlic Greg a story worthy of his name. Good job guys, keep up the good work.

[@ChristofferOlofsson]

"Greg The Garlic Farmer, Vampire Hunter", not the story arc I thought I needed, but now I absolutely do!

[@XxXK1770rD13XxX]

I legit love the concept of a garlic farmer living a secret life defeating vampires. It's even better that it's Greg.

[@Squidbush8563]

It just proves that most NPCs are retired high level characters. 😅

[@morganalori]

We have seen small glimpses of the OP Greg as time has passed. Now we see it come to fruition as Greg the Vampire Slayer

[@henridugasiv2298]

I don't comment often, but Greg getting his shinning glory, hero moment! Goose bumps!

[@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj]

Garlic farmer, the perfect cover. "All those sharpened stakes? Those are for making a garlic trestle. Exhuming shovel? Nah, that's just a gardening spade. The rosewood crossbow? Uh...rabbits...in the garden..?"

[@SuddenReal]

"So... why do you ask adventurers to take care of the rats if you have that crossbow?" "Uhm.... Ah! Adventurer!"

[@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj]

@@SuddenReal He's searching for an apprentice. Have you noticed that if you do well again the rats, he sends you against wolves? All animals associated with vampires.

[@horzeskull6503]

@@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj He is trying to built a Secret Guild Of Garlic Farmers to fight against that nasty vampires in every near and distant corner of the Azerim. There would be no safe hovel or even hole in a ground for vampires to hide when a garlic farms would be raised here and there.

[@yogerrry]

"Zorro hissing" "Cool Stunt sh!t" "Well..." "Disappearing hissing"

[@Sly-Moose]

Don't forget "WTF Gasp"

[@UltimRoGuE]

i thought it gonna be Indiana Jones reference, where Greg throw garlic or something at him, but oh well xd

[@SzaraSzarancza]

@@UltimRoGuE The scene with Adam flexing his rapier swinging skills is a reference to Indiana Jones.

[@solracstormhunter3023]

2:57 Adam NAILED that posture! 🧛🏻‍♂️🦇

[@OverlordMMM]

I just love the idea of Greg becoming so aware as an NPC that the adventurer's aren't solving the issues of his world that he becomes the Neo of Azerim, taking care of each threat himself.

[@potpot439]

now i wanna see an army of Rowan Vampire NPCs (Agents) fighting greg the garlic farmer in a Matrixesque fightscene, and at the end greg snaps back from daydreaming to his garlic farmer spot lmao

[@AleksandrStrizhevskiy]

He just wants him wife back.

[@tjhorne82]

Greg IS Neo!

[@finbruan]

Brit went extra hard on the costume

[@champzki]

The fact more people don’t comment on how beautiful Brit is astounds me. I also loved the costume.

[@Immopimmo]

Maybe because they're not thirsty simps. ​@champzki

[@stupot205]

Heheh - "hard on"

[@champzki]

@@Immopimmo LOL, nice

[@antiope-d9780]

Fr though, I didn't even realise it was Britt until she spoke

[@maryjones104]

I adore Britt's outfit in this! It's nice how they're all portraying different kinds of vampires, but the headpiece really ties it all together.

[@onewildsoul]

SwampBeast is my new favourite character. The hay stuck in his nose was just perfect.

[@yahyaf2132]

He's like sid from ice age

[@onewildsoul]

@@yahyaf2132 "I'M A GENIUS"

[@XxUndeadXTacoXx]

Man Alan went from kicking his boss’ ass at Playtech to wiping the floor with vampires. Very inspirational.

[@evilcritter]

Alan's star is on the rise! He decided, across all of the multiverse, to stop taking crap!

[@frozenriddle6231]

Guys this was so well done! I appreciate small relatable things most though and as silly as it may seem the most relatable thing was that small "ok" at 4:04, delivery was just perfect, people need to appreciate how hard it is to act these moments out to make them look spontaneous, vldl has many of these moments and I just want to say that I really applaud you for them, keep the clips coming guys

[@GeekRedux]

After Bodger walks off, cut to Baelin who's been watching and listening: A little nod of acknowledgement from Baelin, his quick chuckle, and off he walks.

[@peng1luver259]

This is probably how Greg owns a tavern, a farm, and a shomp. Vampire bounties

[@TheLeebo1962]

Not to mention all that loot from their hideouts.

[@MarcoDesArts]

Britt's vampire costume is gorgeous. She can bite me any time!

[@BuiBaoNguyen]

Ok but the idea of a NPC name "Greg the garlic farmer" being a vampire hunter is so cool and make sense. He should use his garlic like a whip or nunchuck.

[@Ghostwatcher1923]

a garlic mace

[@TravisFont]

Entire subseries right there 🥲

[@plektosgaming]

What better way to keep vampires away and always be ready than to grow lots of garlic and stock many potions? He even has a string of garlic bulbs that I can only assume are really "Garlic grenades" instead of a sword. Such an awesome way to finally explain what a "garlic farmer" is doing in a town. :)

[@SzaraSzarancza]

Yes, it's as cool idea as the amount of time it took them to realize the obvious.

[@Doncroft1]

I 100% believe Greg is a secret Vampire Hunter. He eats so much garlic; he's immune to their bites.

[@martinajurickova5750]

the vampire chick vomitted after biting him. His blood is literally poisonous to them by now :D

[@SzaraSzarancza]

@@martinajurickova5750 And I thought it was because Greg, as a simple peasant, doesn't wash himself. Ups, my bad.

[@Stuntmonkey4U]

"I don't remember you being invited" "Well, how did I get in if I wasnt invited?" 😂

[@Bored0720]

The lighting for the tavern, Britt's costume, the smoke effects, all fantastic!

[@disparagers1166]

Even more proof that we need a 'Greg's Adventure' sequel to Baelins Route

[@Goblin_deez.]

Ben asking about how he got in without being invited was absolute gold I love the subtle comedy around vampires, it reminds me of the ‘What we do in the shadows’ movie

[@carlsell7327]

It's good to see Bodger canonically has the hammer that is rightfully his.

[@scottybreuer]

Technically, it's his grandfather's hammer. We don't know the man is dead.

[@gervs77]

@@scottybreuer His grandfather is dead. Killed by Pirag Bonebreaker!

[@Revilo0o]

Do you feel inspired?

[@-_--dk3ib]

@@Revilo0o Actually I took a bit of psychic damage I think.

[@carlsell7327]

@@Revilo0o maybe about 5 temporary hit points worth.

[@dipbar1824]

Alan leaving Tech Town and him not being in the last episode combined with him only appearing later in this clip had me worried for a moment before he showed up , glad he did!

[@kashiichan]

Me like "Oh, so that's why he finally quit his job! The vampires have assembled after hundreds of years!" 😂

[@jaykiknavenaga2121]

@@kashiichan Alan finally quit his job and found his true calling

[@def-po8tu]

I think Ben will get alans job and Alan will become the annoying customer

[@bellamoorf]

When I saw the five of them, I was actually worried that the Tech Town episode was for real. Almost shed a tear when Alan showed up on the last part. 🥲🥲🥲

[@eskurian8565]

As much as I enjoyed the fighting scene, my head canon stops at 02:36. That reveal was just *chef's kiss*.

[@akira6457]

The garlic grenade actually useful for once

[@Doncroft1]

That's always been its purpose.

[@OrganicAlkemyst]

Totally awesome!! I was not expecting that at all. Greg going all warrior mode, getting bit but having garlic blood, catching arrows and totally dominating everyone. And Britt with black hair!!

[@nerdsrus9977]

It's total moncmode but to the rest I fully agree ;)

[@theblopperify]

Got a good chuckle from the captions. @0:43 "We must strike against HIM, before he grows *:0*"

[@mysticxiiii]

"You need to check with your Thrall..." was genius 😂

[@jimwormmaster]

And on that day, Greg went from farming garlic, to farming vampires for exp.

[@Riclaval]

Why the Blacksmith doesn't believe the Epic NPC garlic farmer? Because the Blacksmith is a Legendary NPC whose legendary background story we have yet to experience.

[@LunaNK22]

WE finally have Greg lore!!!!!!!! The Dev totally nailed this DLC campaign!

[@jw8160]

Unfortunately they erased it from everyone's memory except for Greg. Just like they did with his wife and child 😢

[@crazyclyle123]

​@@jw8160I still want to see Greg's journey to peel back the code and find his wife

[@jw8160]

@@crazyclyle123 so do I.

[@sarteidian8514]

Sometimes Adam's characters are so brilliantly stupid, its almost as genius as futurama's Phillip J Fry

[@DuncanGDA]

Been showing off a new level of stunt fighting recently. Between this and the Techtown incident, it's a sick new layer of possibilities for the guys and their skits.

[@andrewpolito9244]

I feel like Alan and Rowan took a a stunt fighting and directing course recently and are determined to get their moneys worth out of it.

[@pedrowlucena]

It's so good to be able to smile watching this. My mother is hospitalized and doesn't have much chance of surviving, the days have been difficult, and watching your videos helps me smile a lot. thank you for that. Edit: Just got the news. My mom is gone. I really don't know how to live without her. I just hope that now I find the strenght to continue here for her.

[@45in13]

ive been noticing alot of cool fight scenes from the recent skits lately and i just cant get over about how good they are!

[@mattjamco]

Adam has MASSIVE Taika Waititi vibes from What We Do In The Shadows :D

[@VivaLaDirtLeague]

Thank you 😍

[@mattjamco]

@@VivaLaDirtLeague No thank you for the nostalgia hit! And great acting :D

[@neodigremo]

Except, you know, good

[@sonalita_]

Britt absolutely smashing it with that costume and makeup. Hair is amazing too.

[@fadingaway94]

And writing!

[@whatdoesthisthingdo]

Whoever wrote this was 👏🥂👑

[@andreiyesipenko6634]

She is stunning 😍

[@ge3346]

That was Britt?

[@LinouGertz]

Those "smoke into bat" special effects looks very Hollywood! Great production overall (as always)!

[@jonasdj2950]

Greg the garlic farmer is my new favorite hero ahahahaha

[@conngrats]

Greg: "I'm the hero that honeywood needs, but doesn't deserve."

[@igorp.7853]

One of the best episodes! It’s a pity you didn’t continue this story…

[@yohanndg1278]

Greg having OP stats against vampires is now my head-canon !

[@Liesl_Frank]

Excuse a newbie What does OP stand for in this context?

[@nairocamilo]

it means ​Overpowered, ​@@Liesl_Frank!

[@yohanndg1278]

@@Liesl_Frank No apology needed ! OP means overpowered :)

[@jurriendevries]

Not since the Warren Ellis Castlevania show have I so enjoyed a bunch of vampires being completely overwhelmed. Greg is an absolute badass. Assuming that all really happened, which it surely did.

[@nickmajora]

Britt was enjoying this skit a lot.

[@TooShortPlancks]

"How could I be here if I wasn't invited?" - brilliant little line!

[@The_Jumping_Box]

still better than twilight

[@sickbozo8152]

the story of a teenage girl that is undecided between bestiality and necrophylia.... aaah such a romantic story

[@jesusaguilarjr6655]

Finally, somebody else who finally realizes how twisted twilight truly was!.

[@Blitzkers99]

Twilight is bad because they are thin bloods , Very very weak vampire as compared to Sabbath whom these guys are cosplaying.

[@whitewalker9862]

Never mess with Honeywood NPCs. They are friendly but in combat they're deadlier than a dragon. I like the vampires. Hope to see more of them in the future.

[@JanNitkas]

What We Do in the Shadows vibes so hard in this one.

[@JanNitkas]

with a garlic twist.

[@DFEAudio]

That's exactly what I thought!

[@sjmarham]

That is the crossover we don't deserve but need. Maybe the medieval Wellington Paranormal team can stop by

[@thebenforever]

"Leave me to my dark bidding." *click*

[@TheDoomParadise]

New Zealand)

[@dreadnal3558]

I respect Rowan for finally sticking with a class for once. That Vampire Cloak always did suit him well!

[@skylineg6618]

What we see: terrifying vampire What Greg sees: soooo...you know the meme of intimidating red pandas?

[@Stone_Horn]

Was hoping to see him rocking his family sword. With the garlic pummel

[@goodSadam]

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@jonsku6662]

"Where'd you learn all those moves?" "As my master always said... ... It's a nice day for fishing, ain't it?"

[@hez8719]

The moves weren't bad but they are no roly poly.

[@onecoolboy98]

He just pressed "C"

[@mattschultz4111]

NAILED IT!!! Greg might be the best of the best. What has Bodger done except loose his grandfather's hammer over and over.

[@MontChevalier]

So good to see Greg again. He's probably one of the most interesting characters for VLDL. I hope they have more ideas to make this all better. You know, Helldivers is really big right now. I was wondering if you guys were gonna do those. It would be a great addition to your show. Plus lots of comedy potential.

[@DieyaJeah1]

Britt makes a beautiful Vampire.

[@Doncroft1]

Britt is always beautiful.

[@shaclown7721]

I honestly didn't expect the twist where Greg suddenly shows up and kicks their asses! This video was amazing!

[@jajsem1109]

We all know, you are hero at heart, Greg. Someone elses heart preferably.

[@Zero_Zero_0_0]

Greg has come a long way from being a humble garlic farmer who gets ill-treated by everyone to a badass who liquidated all of the vampires single-handedly.

[@FenrirWolfganger]

And still gets ill treated by everyone else.

[@Etrius_Fysik]

Greg definitely did that, it makes total sense. We've seen him as a capable fighter before, and being a garlic farmer, he's the perfect counter to vampires.

[@estherdail1334]

Just like when Rowan tried out the Vampire class and turned everyone, then threw up after biting Greg!

[@UchihaOlavo]

So this is what happened after Rowan turned everyone into vampires in that vampire outbreak.

[@Liesl_Frank]

🤣🤣🤣 Great call back

[@SnakeFox87]

"How did I get in if I was not invited?" - such a great throwaway line 😂 I was fully ready to accept Greg as an utterly badass Van Helsing type, but the idea he just made it up is even funnier!

[@StoryLover-7]

Or is he lived it though?

[@Rayvah]

That was my favorite line!

[@renoobed-owl7590]

Maybe he's remembering a Halloween update 😂

[@coppercorn]

Kinda like his wife.

[@jeffcronch5234]

Greg the Garlic Farmer being a secret vampire hunter is storytelling perfection. Bodger at the end was somehow just as great. Cherry on top. Chef’s kiss. Well done.

[@frasermackie19]

You guys have been hitting it hard with the choreography lately haha! Good job!

[@daniel.s.stefanov]

"I love fear. it's tasty. **SHLICK-SHLICK-SHLICK-SHLICK**" 😂😂

[@VivaLaDirtLeague]

It’s sooo gooooood

[@michael_pilot]

What's your favourite fear?

[@DragonsAreHungry]

@@michael_pilot that would be garlic here 😀