[Hololive] Natsuiro Matsuri enters the world of Shiny Colors [Eng Sub]

[@AirahsELL]

"Hololive's chief of purity" Matsuri lied as easily as she breathed.

[@Theranthrope]

Matsuri: "Hololive's Chief Purity Inspector (Read: destroyer)"

[@tanigod4235]

*If she breathe*

[@a6s3]

Chief of taking purity

[@normahmansoor2888]

Anything that's comes out of that girl's mouth is just pure deception

[@DogeSargeant]

Everyone: *DOUBT*

[@joneslego3645]

I give props to her brother for having to live with this lol

[@BlackSkullArmor]

I bet everytime he hears screeching coming from her room he just shakes his head and turns up the volume

[@otakukun1890]

Matsuri:Kawaiiiii hehhehehe! Matsuri Bro:*sigh* here we go again, *turn on music with max volume*.

[@MelvinBattle]

Huh, did she move back home? I thought she lived by herself.

[@yozorayazawa4421]

It's just like Watamote lol

[@あきら-v7h]

What do you think her mom goes thr- never mind... they’re on the same wavelength

[@tvftw1]

FBI: "She's only 12 years old" Matsuri: "She's *already* 12 years old"

[@VanillaRoadie]

Ah, yabai

[@Fukaziroh]

sate sate sate

[@baronvonbeandip]

Understandable, have a nice day.

[@eiji5205]

What

[@sebbo_709]

@@eiji5205 Please arrest Matsuri at all costs. I fear she may become too powerful.

[@coreytaylor447]

so she is playing yagoo simulator, but actual idols

[@GrammarPaladin]

Yagoo probably trained with the Idol Master series, to his shock, he hired a band of homo erotics.

[@RandomL0s3r]

Minus the high BP, probs

[@nulnoh219]

YAGOO be playing on Survival Mode.

[@あきら-v7h]

She’s forming a harem for herself

[@kairium1274]

Yagoo's dream simulator.

[@Majima_Nowhere]

Matsuri: "Massachuchuchuchuchu" Me, living in Mass: "Pretty accurate."

[@autocon2002]

It's a reference to an older anime, Pani Poni Dash. Rebecca Miyamoto, 11-year-old high school teacher who graduated MIT, can't say Massachusetts. One of the most adorable scenes of the series.

[@ojou254]

It almost rivals chunchunmaru

[@brosephnoonan223]

Me, also living in Mass: She did it! She said it! She said the thing!

[@KyokujiFGC]

The great state of Massachuchuchuchuchu

[@baronvonbeandip]

To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if that was the legit translation. Loanwords suck; all my homies hate loanwords.

[@t01927]

"Her age doesn't matter..." Yes officer, right there.

[@efu2046]

Watame is waiting also

[@sh4k410]

【 Coco : first time ? 】

[@neet271]

Everyone thought Matsuri would go for Kaho but the sheep was the real lolicon of Hololive after all.

[@ED-yy4te]

163cm is just above her limit

[@tatin1959]

@@ravensshade she knows she have to protect her

[@Sunnyboy-ob4xz]

kinda interested in this game now I've gone around watching all kind of vtubers playing it lol what is this?

[@Maebatsu]

@@Sunnyboy-ob4xz It's Idolmaster Shiny Colors! There's an unofficial English patch for it too that a lot of us work on.

[@Maebatsu]

@Koholos The patch discord: discord.gg/xuFcKzW I'm pretty sure if you can get the "Alook" browser for ios on your ipad you should be able to hook the patch into that, though I think you might have to buy that browser (like 99 cents?). I only have android devices so haven't tried it myself.

[@KidouTenshi]

"Volume warning" 'Eh, how bad can it get?' **Bad**

[@uteriel282]

this is worse (better if youre into it) than haato since its covering all frequencies to grate your ears compared to just one lol.

[@RavenCloak13]

KidouTenshi When the volume warning is actually accurate for once.

[@0DemonKiller0]

I thought everyone's ears are trained by Haachama by now

[@inlean3224]

Kidou, the here is the right answer "YES"

[@dragongrandmaster]

me at 5% stil can hear it

[@CC-xr7mo]

“She’s 14!?” “Are there any younger girls??” Sasuga god

[@Edengarde]

※ She then proceeded to reroll for 3 hours for the Fuyuko SSR ※ She got 15 SSR Megurus before she finally got the Fuyuko SSR (Insert something about a certain half japanese blondie that Matsuri likes here)

[@yoursonisold8743]

I seriously thought the universe was trying to troll Matsuri with Meguru who does indeed resemble a certain brat from Nijisanji. lol

[@gottagoMS123]

After all, meguru had the same birthday and is the same age as Matsuri. It is fate.

[@bot7070]

Watching the whole thing made me feel like just diving into a vat of lava then Aquas stream came on days after and she got an heirloom on apex 2-3 crates in

[@Arelia39]

Thank god I was wearing earphones while she was screaming... better loss my hearing than both of my husband and my daughter loss their sleep...

[@dipwad7459]

Laughs in gacha hell

[@redjack2629]

What we really need is an Idolmaster crossover with Hololive. And Matsuri's voice lines have to be cursed enough to properly represent her. XD

[@redjack2629]

@Jadandlud - Oh, I love it. Sora and AZKi are the only Hololive girls resembling traditional idols at all, and AZKi is probably the least known of the group because she's pigeonholed to just produced music for the most part.

[@rickyrahma3611]

@Jadandlud bamco doesnt care about the idol community, they do whatever they wants Even trap idol in girls agency *stares at Dearly Stars

[@anpontanvirus1349]

Her ultimate form would be like : *TRY AND STOP ME HOLOLIVE! I AM HOLOLIVE!!*

[@HeyItsRicki85]

@@rickyrahma3611 poor Ryo, just wanted people to know he was a boy unfortunately Ritsuko had other plans

[@aaaaa8647]

well it may have took 3 years but we got the crossover. still no Matsuri unfortunately 😭

[@TheAdmiral14]

"That took forever!" Meanwhile Kanatan gives an elaborate analysis of every starting idol for a whole hour.

[@jazerkuru9110]

Matsuri's Brother: *(Hears The Screaming)* Dafuq is she up to Now??

[@DomoArigathanks]

Matsuri geeking over other girls is truly the best hololive content there is, no doubt. _edit: that jaw drop @ __14:39__ followed by the primal screech had me in tears_

[@galaxycrystal2503]

I mean i would screech too, be melt by that "baka".

[@clivehertz1876]

Video duration 17:07 (LO:LI Reversed) Not sure if delightful coincidence, or a pro gamer move..

[@TheCalmPsycho]

I think the fact that you noticed that is cause for concern. Probably coincidence.

[@mrfishhead9905]

@@TheCalmPsycho for some reason its 17:08 for me wich is really damn wierd

[@TheMiracleMatter]

@Atharv Khatri From Canada, I get 17:07

[@ChinoKawaii1021]

finally gets her character Matsuri: *demonic scream*

[@huwansetar6823]

Matsuri: "9AM is so early!" Coco: _Pathetic_

[@pannacotta9493]

9:11 Damn Matsuri calm down, I didn't wear my special ear for Haachama stream today

[@pannacotta9493]

14:44 Thank you for the TL warning, unfortunately my Haachama special ear broke after this

[@Yonatan-jv8mv]

I wasn't prepared to hear ear destroying screams from Matsuri

[@icipher6730]

@@pannacotta9493 You probably have fake Haachama ears, the genuine ones have 150 mm reactive armor plating.

[@pannacotta9493]

@@icipher6730 damn, I have to buy the real one then

[@Melcor2304]

Didn’t wear mine prepared for rushia’s rampage

[@sweepingtime]

12 year old towering over Matsuri saying, "Everyone needs a hero to LOOK UP TO."

[@mattekumba]

lol

[@RockSolitude]

Matsuri: browsing through the character selection in Idol Master Me, knowing there's a 12 year old character: *sweats nervously*

[@yoursonisold8743]

Remember when Matsuri said Shion is cute, but they can't get along because they are too similar? Yeah I see it now. They even have the same taste. Both picked Fuyuko and pretty much for the same reasons. Except Shion didnt hesitate as much. There can be only one FuyukoP, so Matsuri will probably have to duel Shion to the death.

[@brosephnoonan223]

To be fair, while they did pick the same idol for the same reason, the reason Matsuri took so long is because, as a certified _woman of culture_ she knows _every_ girl on the roster has _exquisite_ appeal. Shion, while enlightened, hasnt *_A S C E N D E D_*

[@PhantomJavelin]

@@brosephnoonan223 Yeah, I mean, Matsuri knew she wanted to pick Fuyuko within like 5 seconds but still deliberated hard over the other girls. Not as hard as Kanata, who took over a fucking hour to pick a girl, but...

[@theermac6024]

Alternate title: Local idol freaking out about underage fellow idols and then having a mental breakdown over another idol

[@Weikka]

*Reading title* My brain: Oh no...

[@TG_HanJie]

Matsuri: *discovered a 14 y/o idol* Me: uh oh..... Matsuri: *discovered 12 y/o idol* Me: OH NOOO Matsuri: she's 163cm Me: *phew* SAVE, even tho damn that's one hella tall girl even for a 12 y/o

[@yoursonisold8743]

Asahi is safe. Remember Matsuri said 14 is the cut-off age for lolis.

[@nulnoh219]

Kaho is some Loli tho, she is similar in size to Fuyuko. Kaho is 163cm tall, 80/57/83. Fuyuko is 163cm tall, 78/59/81.

[@lukeeichenlaub3183]

@@nulnoh219 Maybe she's lying about her age?

[@bit0016]

@@lukeeichenlaub3183 nope, she's 12. Her in-game line and interaction prove it. And her hobby is watching NichiAsa program, mainly Super Sentai, and collecting toys from those shows which is common for kids.

[@custodesmarco]

She's as tall as me, a 25 year old man.

[@nff2112]

how her neighbour not complained about her yet lol

[@dashincorgi]

i dont rmb when, but i recall her mentioning that the walls of her apartment block sound pretty well

[@joaopereira717]

I don't know about neighbors, but her mother scolded her once

[@mohamadarieffakri5140]

@@joaopereira717 now this is big kusa energy

[@jeremiahtan759]

@@joaopereira717 That was before she moved out to stay on her own.

[@gottagoMS123]

She said she has very good soundproofing in her residence.

[@Endolu]

>chief of purity ... Officer, that's the person right there.

[@shiro2400]

Matsuri: Where’s the youngest one? Me: Yes, Officer. That’s her.

[@raginggodmandalorian]

matsuri didn't choose the 12 year old loli impossible

[@nulnoh219]

Kaho, 12 y/o, 163cm tall, 80/57/83. Fuyuko, 19 y/o, 163cm tall, 78/59/81. WUT????????

[@Phatnaru0002]

She didn’t even check the one on the left either. She looked younger imo.

[@a6s3]

@@nulnoh219 I swear someone just rolled a dice for these girls statistics

[@chenderek8833]

@Sweetbutter Cupcakes lol conspiracy right there

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Let's not forget they are japanese. So naturally they are all smaller than us westerners.

[@pumpkinton]

Turned my headphones all the way up and it felt like a super strong wind was blowing at you

[@Doflaminguard]

Matsuri rolls her favorite idol Matsuri: victory screech

[@rkbrillant5265]

Wow her screeching really pierces the inner ears and bore holes in my brain. Lol. Thank for this! I subscribed!

[@blacksheepwall79]

7:25 this is me in every video game.... I know it's popular so I don't want to pick it but it's still probably my favorite...

[@Akyx94]

I can also kinda relate to this. Choosing the underdog or the one who doesn’t get all the attention can sometimes open up for more unique or interesting experiences or opportunities compared to just picking the most popular one which just fulfills the status quo of the usual. Sadly, this is also why I prefer Nijisanji over Hololive... the sheer number and diversity of interesting female and male vtubers in Nijisanji compared to Hololive just provide me with more wholesome or teetee moments than I can find anywhere else 😆

[@washingmachine4993]

@@Akyx94 isnt nijisanji more popular in japan

[@AnomalousMats]

This has been me in most everything from games to music to art to vtubers etc. but I've found the balance that works best for me is supporting and hoping for the growth of the underdog while also just enjoying the ride of the popular. Its a good balance that's expanded what I get to enjoy.

[@junkenpo3996]

Me: Surely Matsuri will behave right? Matsuri: JUUYONSAI?!?! Me: Ah-...

[@AKBzz]

14:30 (Volume Warning) Me: (Turns the volume to MAX) Ears: BLESSED

[@yoyomybros6745]

thank you for providing a replay button 🙏

[@blazingkite8983]

Natsuiro Matsuri's intro: "Hololive's Chief of Purity" Matsuri in reality: "I get to choose?! *heeheehee* I get to unleash my darkest desires... I can really choose?" me to her intro: *Doubt*

[@banocagalfadjilans.7903]

*Girl exists* Matsuri: SHE'S SO CUTE

[@BlackSkullArmor]

"Chief of Purity" "I get to unleash my Darkest desires" These two statements typically do not go together Matsuri

[@Arelia39]

163 and she's 12... here I am 21 years old standing only at 150... I can't even reach my husband just to kiss him...

[@Asdayasman]

GOOD. Kissing boys is GAY.

[@baronvonbeandip]

@Koholos Meanwhile the husband is just standing there crying. "I wish someone would kiss me but they're too short."

[@reconnect1857]

Thanks for the volume warning I appreciate it

[@corn_d]

*sees title* uh oh. this cannot be good... *sees thumbnail* *THIS CANNOT BE POSSIBLY GOOD*

[@bakk3731]

at this point i never lowered my volume anymore, i just embrace it

[@nekaa7657]

Matsuri definitely is the chief of purity In that she stops anyone else from having any of it

[@nathanaelraynard2641]

She's the proud owner of all the purity in hololive

[@immortallix]

I don't think I've ever been that happy for anything in my life

[@John-cw4no]

I've watched this so many times, one of my favorite. Emotions on another level!

[@zedesis8379]

"In my first year of highschool i was only 152cm" Im crying...Im 151cm in my first year of highschool.... AND IM A BOY

[@Phatnaru0002]

Same

[@heavenlyspring.]

Im around 174cm and that's the norm in my school.

[@uteriel282]

by the end of middle school i was 170 something and that was 15 years ago. now im 192cm and still see many people around me that are taller.

[@jasoncross9354]

I was a short kid, but I started growing in high school. Now I'm 6'2, 187 cm in not American, so maybe you'll grow. If you don't you shouldn't feel bad about it because it's not really important.

[@zedesis8379]

@@jasoncross9354 thank you :D

[@konstiyo]

that scream really lit up my night . So it did for my neighboors.

[@Liquicitize]

I've had those screams before. The sweet release of finally knowing you've did it.

[@loveisinportant5570]

Never has inner ear damage been more worth it.

[@madness682]

Her yelling is better than asmr.

[@melchizedekpsj]

Thanks for the translation! It's fascinating that Matsuri is both the most straightforward and conflicted one at the same time. Unstoppable. Haha. The joy of getting what you desire from gatcha is real. So happy for Matsuri.

[@Raxerm]

_"Oh damn, she is screaming her lungs out, she seems really invested in this ga-..."_ **Looks at the 17 hours 40 minutes timer in the top left** "...-cha..."

[@weebslime]

11:12 "I got the feeling i will cry..." and she did

[@incompletex2]

I wish I could be half this happy/excited about...anything really

[@Mayhxmmmm]

15:55 "Scared away about a hundred audience lol" NOW YOU'RE NOT WRONG THERE GOOD FELLA

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

"I'll think you transcend the universe itself." - God has spoken

[@611_hornet5]

That was actually pretty heartwarming hearing that from Matsuri after she finally got SSR Fuyuko.

[@NothingXemnas]

1:40 that "heheheh" followed by "I get to unleash my darkest desires" She knows it, already, and she was SO READY for it lmfao

[@antrepeyous]

5:45 The look on Matsuri's face while looking at them lmao

[@gab_gabriel7091]

14:44 Imagine if YAGOO reacts like that to every idol in his company

[@Akendesuu]

First we have ppTenshi going full interrogation about idols and her choosing.. then we have this 😂

[@verstehen3608]

this game is only a slippery slope for you matsuri

[@adrianty7410]

"Intense foot stomping imminent" Now time to watch the original clip bois

[@mikairu2944]

Matsuri has such a great personality, I'd totally watch her if she eventually did cam streams of basically the same content.

[@starpause]

She does a goddess job on mic quality ... Balancing levels and processing and expressiveness is no small task and she is the best vtuber I've heard. She should instruct 😋

[@RijaMo]

Matsuri always have the best breakdowns lol

[@moosenugget7]

Matsuri: 9:00 am is SO early. Coco, waking up for Asacoco: Amateur...

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Matsuri: "...I'm a weirdo..." One of us! One of us!

[@Poicyss]

I love how at the end she just silently goes like :0 before screaming

[@HDreamer]

I am very glad I took the volume warning seriously. lol

[@VanillaRoadie]

*Matsuri checks out Kaho* Me: "Police, this one right here"

[@yeetusthemfetus1436]

matsuri: *begins stream* her brother: aw shit, here we go again

[@AJarOfYams]

Thumbnail: exists Me: *Matsuri, no!*

[@LeonValCh]

Matsuri: *Matsuri, yes!*

[@AJarOfYams]

Leon Valentine She would say that xD

[@GunthersLoyalSoldier1307]

Matsuri went full “step on me, Queen!” XDDD

[@DarkarThanBlack]

I dreaded the day, she discovers this game...

[@jannijp7]

Thanks for the volume warning. You are a hero 😂👌

[@audioshake6366]

ah yes, matsuri wailing over her inability to make a decision for almost 20 minutes now this is good content

[@johnjozefowicz2022]

Hololive allows me to witness this level of emotion in someone not under a doctor's care

[@Chill_Phil_]

Thank you for subbing 17 minutes worth of content!!

[@rign3]

Holy shit, kudos for living together with an ear-grater if ever.... o_0

[@eleuuuuu]

13:57 Featuring Matsuri, our beloved glass cannon...

[@happytoaster1]

Watching her eyes slowly shut as she experiences cute voices

[@obj.071]

9:25 WEE WOO WEE WOO!

[@neostorm999]

Matsuri frantically searching for a 12 year old girl is giving me red flag vibes.

[@AJarOfYams]

You must be new (jk, matsuri surprises us all from time to time)

[@booates]

she didnt even have to frantically search, her loliradar found her immediately

[@mugenjin4693]

@@booates Matsuri: "There's a 12yr old??" ->first click

[@RandomL0s3r]

Not a flag A big red banner, the size of Russia SHIT IT'S THE SOVIET UNION I'M SORRY

[@xaviaxs]

@@RandomL0s3r and is not red...is crimson

[@DashedSimpusMaximus]

Matsuri-chan is the most dangerous girl, both for other girls and my ears. My neighbours are probably awake by now.

[@miker9825]

Her reaction to getting fuyuko is comedu gold.

[@Frank-zv4up]

I watched matsuri play this and i wondered to myself how could someone be so excited over virtual girls. Then i remembered that i've been watching hololive for a couple months now.

[@arkpsi]

14:44 eardrums: alright imma head out

[@taterobinson9841]

I wonder how many times her neighbours have called the police thinking somebody is dying?

[@jest5837]

12:48 matsuri poopin

[@saigo594]

holy, thanks for the volume warning "grass"

[@valken77]

Matsuri: she was born in massachuchuchuchu, huh? (4:03) Me: close enough

[@brningpyre]

Thank you so much for the volume warning, omg.

[@alimTranslations]

Very nicely done! Is this the beginning of a new translation channel? :3

[@YourWilHan]

Maybe ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[@Belle75468]

10:00 "THERE SHE IS! 12 Y.O" 10:33 "hol' up... SHE'S TALL WTF"

[@formentokeane]

And now... I have found the best ringtone I could ever get

[@fishspecialist6119]

one day... matsuri will obtain the power of having an ARMY OF UNDERAGED GIRLS

[@jordanholloman5907]

She could play Blue Archive for that.

[@hendrysuawa]

truly live up to her nickname "chief of purity"

[@uenoyamakamishiro7646]

the idol of purity my ass, you cant even stay in character for a minute matsuri-san

[@jordanholloman5907]

That's part of her character.

[@geograymon55]

7:40 At this point I realized this character is a more tame Matsuri.

[@Elvanil]

You won't be saying that once she is no longer acting as "Fuyu".

[@randomsandwichian]

I can feel YAGOO die a little more each second every time Matsuri breathes