【Hololive】Prologue: Watame doesn't wanna go to jail

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[@DragonFireStrike]

*Matsuri calls Watame later that night* Matsuri: Watame, wanna hang out? Lolis: I sense a disturbance in the force.

[@hiramesensei3112]

lolis: *chuckle* I'm in danger

[@kannatheweeb8836]

LOL

[@NeroClaudius369]

xD

[@CG-hf2cd]

My Lolicon sense is tingling.

[@orphelliavalire7336]

Matsuri: *"Come to the dark side"*

[@GrammarPaladin]

I bet the game designers didn't think they'd have to worry about Vtuber Idols harassing Virtual Idols huh? What a wacky world.

[@kannatheweeb8836]

hmmmm.

[@aghastyayoga3371]

Wait, hololive is an idol?

[@mcdanzy8379]

Idolpunk 2077

[@ZeroRelevance]

Aghastya Yoga Everyday YAGOO strays further from normal blood pressure

[@kilo1901]

Human Child His Blood Pressure AT REST is 420/69.

[@djmeowth]

:| Watame after being told she can only touch the loli once a week.

[@AnimeFun4Every1]

Well, . . . My image of Watame acting like a kindergarten teacher is being thrown out the window.

[@MrMagnetron2]

It's always the purest looking ones that you have to look out for

[@ashchisalleh1454]

Why it perfect job closer to kids... Wait....

[@Ashcampbell525]

Or the reason shes a kindergarten teacher is to be close to the lolis ?

[@sheepcommander9445]

She still is a kindergarten teacher, they just haven't found her yet

[@noii1524]

You can't spell Hololive without Loli

[@NucleaRaptor]

mind = blown

[@igamewhenimbored7696]

This is a disturbing revelation.

[@Hawwwlucha]

cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/525976406103031818/729943986885885982/unknown.png Relevant

[@LK_tutturu]

@@Hawwwlucha Loli abduction. Nice Great. Now I'm on a watch list

[@ashkirby8896]

Oh boy!😂😖😣😳

[@jackl5176]

Ah another one

[@kannatheweeb8836]

lolicon

[@helsreach8954]

bite The dust

[@zoklev]

@@helsreach8954 >bite The dust BAIGHTZ ZA DUSTO*

[@danielalejandrosotelomiran4916]

@@kannatheweeb8836 piece of shitty 🖕

[@noraiou]

"I like that Grade school too" Oh well, See you in jail

[@kannatheweeb8836]

see ya in jail. Onii chan

[@tripleaces659]

1:30 Meanwhile in Haachama's stream, she carress Kogane's oppai for 10 seconds 😂

[@IsonDaya]

"Whose?" I say as she forgets her name for the 5th time.

[@tripleaces659]

@@IsonDaya She should write Kogane's name as she chooses her like the comments said 😂😂😂

[@darknessknows1235]

@@tripleaces659 I'm fairly certain she did make a note about Kogane's name lol

[@tripleaces659]

@@darknessknows1235 After forgeting Kogane's name a few times lol 😂😂😂

[@yoursonisold8743]

@@IsonDaya Hard to remember any names when your mind if full of Kogane's assets.

[@ThishandlefeatureISdumb]

Man her laugh and Ui-mama’s laugh are almost identical. Both are such pure cuties.

[@kannatheweeb8836]

they are.. ''pure''?? eh no

[@JJnejihyuga]

Only difference is Ui mama into JKs and not Lolis

[@nothowtung7372]

@@JJnejihyuga Ui mama once claimed she likes loli but she is not lolicon which is something a lolicon would say

[@JJnejihyuga]

@@nothowtung7372 at the same time, it also something a normal person would say, so we cant be too sure...

[@Melcookie96]

Uimama hated lolis so much she became one.

[@RratRemi]

...i need a watame matsuri session with loli's involved.

[@kannatheweeb8836]

i do too

[@efu2046]

That would destroy the balance in the Loli world.

[@anhh1723]

Matsuri : “Could she be one of my people ?!”

[@niismo.]

⚰️

[@Homiloko2]

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

[@danielalejandrosotelomiran4916]

Pendejo

[@inv3301]

1:32 watame-lon identifying another watermelon

[@ashchisalleh1454]

Nice pun.

[@inv3301]

@@ashchisalleh1454 lmao watamelon suddenly blew up

[@あきら-v7h]

I’m calling animal control

[@igamewhenimbored7696]

Underrated comment

[@_DuongMinhQuan-rb9gh]

Officer, this sheep is the one who you are looking for

[@Ryuto0816]

Loli: **exists** Watame: "Time to become a wolf"

[@Gamesmarts194]

“Am I gonna produce her by sacrificing myself?” Flambé de Watamé, anyone?

[@Ijimedayo]

"Don't Report me, I won't do anything funny" -Wata-Oji 2020, Colorized

[@DragonFireStrike]

If you had asked me who the pervert of gen 4 was... Actually this makes complete sense.

[@SWIFTO_SCYTHE]

Angel towa Bully victim kanata *HORNY - WATAME* because Oji-san 🤗 Badass coco Final boss luna

[@fondrive]

I appreciate that sudden Tsurupettan bit Watame is a cultured sheep

[@anagittigana]

At around 05:15 she is quoting the famous Tsurupettan song by Silver Forest, a Touhou-oriented doujin music circle. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oYvPZmSreJqHjrc

[@sekaihunter9378]

Rinze, 16 years old: 70cm Kaho, 12 years old: 80cm Hoo boi, now that's potential SUGOI DEKAI in the future right there~

[@cherryrook8684]

Tfw everyone thought Matsuri was the biggest lolicon in Hololive but it was actually Watame all along

[@hirokokueh3541]

they are both the "biggest", in different meaning

[@orangenasa]

Watame in court > What do you have to say in your own defense? "Watame wa warukunai yo ne"

[@derpedfox]

"What do you say in your defence?" *Watame wa, warukunai yo nee*

[@Krizz10043]

So not only is she reserve food, a crybaby and a big ball of fluffyiness, she's also a lolicon. God Watame is the best.

[@abelesperanz4196]

"i like that grade schooler too" Thanks, this video will be very useful against her in court

[@IJNAoba9-25-26]

"There is another."

[@robinsaikou9993]

Matsuri found another comrade

[@nekotofu_official7665]

Looks like Matsuri has found lolicon partner among Homolive member~

[@kannatheweeb8836]

great aint it

[@PrimeGamator]

And don't forget YAGOO

[@AirahsELL]

@@PrimeGamator he's into JK not loli.

[@art-cs6us]

@MΛX wait haachama?

[@roberttallafer2299]

@MΛX Haachama doesn’t count actually. What I got from her collab with Matsuri is that she only likes little girls in a “they’re cute” sense, not at lolicon level.

[@gummybear_]

Ui-mama : Who are you? Watame : I am you but cultured

[@zentron0]

Watame and Matsuri would be a dangerous duo.

[@Sammy4549]

Kaho's 163 cm. Doing the math... she's roughly 5' 4". Kinda tall for a 12 year old.

[@nulnoh219]

Kaho is like the opposite of a flat-chested loli tho she's 163cm tall, 80,57,83... Everything except her actual age i guess...

[@jeronado2955]

2:03 "Treat her to a mutton meal"... Unreal lol

[@baroktoto]

Watame : "To tell you the truth, I like lolis so much..." A certain Saiyan Prince : "She is speaking the-" Matsuri : "MY LANGUAGE !!"

[@sufianramli8017]

Watame: don't report me! I won't do anything strange *also Watame* i can touch her?!!

[@thisperson345]

This is getting out of hand... Now there are two of them!

[@FallingPicturesProductions]

Yagoo: We should not have made this bargain.

[@3005desu]

Quite ironic that watame, who sounds just like Ui-mama, love lolis so much, don't you think?

[@tahutagaol9186]

Who is shigure ui actually?

[@sushiamezaki9869]

@@tahutagaol9186 Shuba shuba's mother

[@lhkatti8022]

Matsuri: One of us! One of us!

[@Saihamaru]

she's feeling guilty, she must have ulterior motive yes officer, that sheep woman over there

[@PutraRhm]

God I love Watame

[@silly.thoughts]

Haato: WATAME?!?!? Degenelate!

[@saaizonech.2222]

Saijou juri-chan: *exist* Subaru oozora:"¿what i see? A rival"

[@mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305]

Watame could take over a country with her Watame kojo like bane but with an army The cops can't win this one

[@hitokikoeru535]

Watame is hidden lolicon lol

[@kamo7293]

Matsuri: I like lolis ... No! Watame: I like lolis Fine

[@gozea88]

5:18 pettan, pettan, tsurupetta

[@paorousama]

Now I see watame and I share the same soul as Ps

[@IAMZielt]

lmao. watame expression change 6:42 when she's told to have moderation in physical contact. lolololol

[@nuzhmizafidi2037]

Keisatsu-san preparing for Watame front door right now.

[@efu2046]

4:59 Matsuri, in the distance : "one of us!" "One of us!" "ONE OF US!" *ONE OF US!*

[@zeromailss]

Oh no, this sheep is carnivorous

[@davidgamerita2165]

I didn't expect Watame likes the 12 y old kids... What a Lolicon

[@usapishizu3069]

While Hachama cant remember Kogane

[@SorenNido]

Well, if there was ever any doubt about Ui mama and Watame being the same, it's gone now!

[@Cethavi]

Watame the *lost lamb*

[@talonharibon8577]

Ahhh I see we have another sibling of culture in our midsts.

[@tvftw1]

Matsuri: "DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?"

[@MegaRazor619]

Big Ara Ara

[@MJade-up1rh]

Ah yes, eyes full of hope. So pure and naive, thats what we used to be.

[@StarSonata10]

Well well well, another woman of culture

[@A-98723]

Why do I feel deja Vu after watching this video

[@nvmd8509]

Nice. I've been waiting for this

[@chero666]

The funniest meme ever made amirite like FBI bro’s 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DiegOismoCh]

So she's now a fellow lolicon of culture Excellent

[@my.name_00]

her laugh is way too similar with ui-mama

[@JoeXLee]

So......Watame really is Ui-mama huh.

[@solusjbj]

Those shifty eyes at the end...

[@thanglongnguyenvu3815]

Idol sheep fangirling over in game idols while wavering between loli or not.

[@tristencox5914]

A very cultured sheep indeed

[@Alt.E32]

It's kinda ironic tbh seeing that her alter ego imprisoned lolicons in a stream not so long ago.

[@ChrisDaPatriot]

Seisou my ass. lol I first learned about this from her collab with Tamaki since I wasn't watching her shinymas streams since so many have already played it. I still blame Tamaki.

[@Scy416]

Arrest me instead officer... I told her to do it... so I should be the one who gets arrested

[@jazerkuru9110]

So Another One Has Fallen for it... *Greato..*

[@aegis3141]

Confession : check Criminal Intent : check If The sheep suddenly stopped streaming,she might be detained for questioning by police

[@XenoDeki]

There's a new hololive predator on the loose. Lolis: I'm in danger

[@b.l.a.c.k.s.t.a.r]

I don't hear Watame speak English enough. The way she said "I'm bear". It sounded so naturally airy.

[@koover]

Watame: I like lolis Matsuri: I'm in

[@nessfrommother2147]

Object Class: *Keter*

[@elios4514]

Ah shit, here we go again

[@Jormungand157]

おまわりさんぉぃこんがいるんですけど

[@WoodChoppa911]

we shall call her sukebe simptuber

[@DrachenRitter]

Suddenly this fluffy sheep isn’t so innocent lol.

[@jcoco4423]

Definitely ui mama right here

[@PipyLonTeZ]

Watame warukunai yo ne

[@1011約束]

Hololive members are studying how to become a proper idol using this game.

[@tally9542]

The only way you can tell her and Ui-Mama apart...

[@thoribio5846]

Yeh sometimes you forget most gacha games are "not" gal games.

[@ashchisalleh1454]

Gacha worth more!! For waifu!!

[@kissena3830]

I feel like matsuri is grinning in my mind

[@definitelycultured7521]

Matsuri : do i smell a nakama!?

[@winterville2731]

12 years old, and as tall as me, someone in his 20s. Feels bad, man.

[@Aa-jl4df]

Im wondering why is this in my recommendation I had never see something like this but im enjoying it , i wonder why

[@Sevenyxxtimes7xx]

Matsuri is a strange child.

[@Vanekin]

when a 12yo is the same height as you

[@lucasvega4216]

Moshi moshi, Keisatsu?

[@bimbombash763]

Maybe Ui-mama gonna have a friend in jail... her other self.

[@mkross9214]

thank you translator!!!

[@whatyoukai4162]

5:18 Smells like touhou influence.

[@differentone_p]

that’s why I love Japan.

[@UnclePutte]

To the petting zoo.