𝗠𝘂𝗺𝗲𝗶 𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗛𝗲𝗿 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗸 𝗚𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗮 𝗟𝗼𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗜𝘁 |Hololive|

[@Saufs0ldat]

"What do you call the machine that cuts bread?" German: "Breadcuttingmachine" All other languages: "Incredible"

[@Finsternis..]

I mean, why would you call it anything else?

[@martinbergen2963]

In germany it is normal to name things like this 😂 either you describe what it is or what is does.

[@AJarOfYams]

I love compound words

[@momogi618]

what's creampie in gemarny? comeinzidedagurl 😂

[@DBT1007]

Because the SCHNEIDE and MACHINEN part 😂 The "BROT" part is not. Brot sounds so silly. like fart noise 😂 Edit: even Japanese PAN sounds better than BROT 😅. Imagine if it's "Panschneidermaschine"

[@Star5aII]

I got a cold sweat when Kiara said "my Germany is superior"

[@EvanTheGamer1325]

💀

[@jintsuubest9331]

something Greater Germany something

[@Zeracan]

Der Uberhuhn

[@Zrlen]

oh wow i- 💀

[@noir2268]

💀

[@kokonut5]

1:05 its always the Austrians 💀

[@chitandaeru7239]

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein und das heißt Erika!

@@chitandaeru7239 (as a French) Nein, Bitte !!! *heavy sweating*

[@TakoGod69]

Kiara is Austrian?

[@diofelles]

@@TakoGod69 Ja.

[@AJarOfYams]

Historians sweating right now

[@chipsnicecream5989]

"My Germany is the superior Germany" - Probably some guy from the 40s that failed art school

[@leonrussell9607]

*30s

[@bradwhite5884]

1910's or 1920's? Somewhere before the 1930's and 1940's maybe, or maybe in the 1880's or 1870's maybe?

[@Finsternis..]

@@bradwhite5884 Well, he was born 1889. He failed art school twice in the 1900s. He was released from prison in the 20s.

[@scasny]

Kiara is also Austrian so double trouble.

[@menekenkack]

Don't have to go that far back given the recent election results... we're in some deep shit

[@ppc2210]

1:05 Not the first time an Austrian has said that.

[@Zrlen]

lord 💀💀💀

[@BigVEE]

Someone get that phoenix a paintbrush.

[@URA235]

But guess who lost the Austro-Prussian War? I think we know which Germany is better...

[@martinbergen2963]

​@@URA235you are joking or dosent get the WW2 reference 😂

[@primecoconut4204]

@@BigVEE getting a paintbrush is fine, but art school is out of the table

[@GoBeyond-y4k]

German Mumei uses German Ninjutsu in addition.

[@XellosNi]

Holy crap does that mean she's like Schwarz Brutter? (Domon Kasshu screams in the background)

[@BigVEE]

@@XellosNi DAS RITE.

[@URA235]

1:05 Somebody get the Popcorn, the second Austro-Prussian War is going to happen

[@AJarOfYams]

History repeats itself, in one form or another

[@ijn4438]

The Sequel to the Brother War, the Sister War

[@QK5364]

Also known as the brothers war,a much more fitting title

[@URA235]

@@QK5364 Or in this case the Sisters War

[@Bennisteber]

Quick, play Preußens Gloria.

[@Nax_uthala]

2:28 The CC wheeze laugh is too precious 💚💚

[@ENDESGA]

her laugh is so contagious

[@PixxxelWizard]

I feel like Cecilia has a finely-tuned sense of the absurd.

[@AJarOfYams]

She probably grew up with Brothers Grimm stories and likes improv character acting (Roleplaying). Stories being slightly absurd is her home turf

[@SerPinkKnight]

Its always like that for Germans when they speak to Anglophones

[@albe8479]

i thought it was the autism. a lot of our humor is mainly absurdity with a healthy dose of hyperbole

[@JohnEvansChaoseed]

She's hilarious.

[@zumogerstubchen2340]

1:05 "Auuuf der Heide kräht ein kleines Hühnerlein....und das heißt....Kiiiiara!"

[@livedandletdie]

Hühn kein Phönix. Es Ist so.

[@2010Hunt3r]

Kiara: My Germany is the Best in the World World: (PTSD intensifies)

[@thebonfireofgains]

To be fair, the H man identifies as German instead of his Habsburg home lol

[@Earliersphere]

almost were, but Bismarck won that war so Prussia became Germany.

[@aesthetics8230]

GERMAN SCIENCE IS ZE GREATEST IN THE WORLD!!

[@XellosNi]

Hearing "Brotschneidemaschine" made me think I'd be gunned down by one of those things instead of cut bread with it.

[@kei_on_tv8157]

It turned my bros into schneiders back in Normandy 😭

[@cantinadudes]

Breadtailormachine. Incredible

[@JTByrd386]

Das ist die Brotschneidermaschine. It is the Maschine that schneidet the Brot.

[@ulzzangloverxD]

@@cantinadudes Nah they wrote it wrong, it's Brotschneidemaschine, not "Schneider" as in tailor. So it just means "bread - cut - machine". If you wanna say "Brotschneider" you need to omit the "maschine" part. Then it's correct.

[@XSamsaX]

Brotschneidemaschinengewehr 😂

[@Crytica.]

Cecilia already fits in so perfectly. She feels like she has been with the girls for a long time with the way she carries herself. It has been really fun to watch her interact with everyone.

[@Smolary]

0:05 That Fuana "what" 😭

[@ichiroutakami4189]

2:28 cute

[@ullabritta1333]

Ayame giggle german edition

[@kunald4658]

fauna saying "whaat?" like a toddler

[@CoRnBlom]

Kiara : My Germany is Superior CC : (flashback when she was assigned on a certain duty between 1934-45) No, don't say that

[@user-hzrcuivjk18]

Oh nyo

[@crumpY-k1s]

wait is it just bread slicing/cutting machine? bort = Bread schneider = cutter maschine = Machine German i swear

[@MisterDutch93]

German gets easier once you figure out more than half of its vocabulary are just compound words. By doing this, you can end up with word strings such as “Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz”.

[@ShenSeiken]

@@MisterDutch93 And I believe Cecilia responded directly to that with, "Just because you can doesn't mean you should."

[@yetis9799]

@@ShenSeiken I mean yeah... but it was an actual law that existed from 1999 until 2013

[@12tanuha21]

@@MisterDutch93 this one is not a word, but the name of a law

[@totallyathome]

German efficiency. Words exist, don't overcomplicate the language.

[@_Matt29_]

0:59 It's 1949 all over again

[@leonrussell9607]

*39

[@_Matt29_]

@@leonrussell9607 I meant East Germany under USSR and West Germany under USA

[@cantinadudes]

​@@leonrussell9607by 39 there was no other germany. Austria got "Anschlussed"

[@leonrussell9607]

@@cantinadudes Anschlussy

[@FeatherWait]

Ah, the Polka technique. If confused, spam the translator machine.

[@keytaros2]

Giggling automaton gives me life

[@MrArgus11111]

Mumei is one of the funniest characters we've ever had. And we have to make her work.. she's the key to all of this. - George Lucas

[@DarkarThanBlack]

Nooo, she's gonna be ruined by Disney!

[@K42U]

Mythos VS Gerechtigkeit Orange VS Grün Huhn VS Automat

[@Kalenz1234]

Kiara: My Germany is the best Germany! Kiara might have some Habsburger in her.

[@Kavz2401]

Cecilia's laugh is blessed

[@davidwusoftdev]

CCs laugh heals my soul. ☺

[@Zeresrail]

CCs laugh is everything

[@PS5ProROGPhoneROGAllyuser]

"My Germany is superior!", geez Kiara...

[@yobelpetra8652]

My germany is superoir. Classic austrian 😮

[@NeuronActivation]

Kiara: "My Germany is better, my Germany is superior" I feel like this is something kobo would say

[@davelamis9773]

I felt my ancestors call to respond to that with roman salute

[@XellosNi]

"AUSTRIAN GERMANY IS THE BEST GERMANY IN THE WORLD!" **Random "German Soldier" salute**

[@2010Hunt3r]

(WW2 flashbacks intensifies)

[@12tanuha21]

@@2010Hunt3r More like Habsburg flashbacks, as Austria was the best german state.

[@ShadowAkatora]

German Mumei NPC was not on my bingo card this year.

[@kato2395]

1:05 the austrian in her is leaking out

[@guilherme5094]

"My Germany is the superior Germany" 👀So this phrase usually makes people very nervous!

[@akumafuhen]

I think that's the hardest CC laughed...sounded like small dog barking lol

[@feijesuskucaliz633]

a german owl......now german doesnt sound agressive lol

[@zumogerstubchen2340]

Uhu

[@rizqeenurhani3683]

Nah. Austria still use normal german. Switzerland on the other hand

[@lazycatz112]

Yep

[@Hsereal]

I always wonder why Swiss German isn't just called "Swiss". It's not mutually intelligible with "regular" German, and it's only spoken in Switzerland, right?

[@beambreaker300]

@@Hserealthere’s enough overlap to understand each other, bavarian though….

[@xXFoiXx]

​@@Hsereal The main reason might be because there is no written version of Swiss. They talk Swiss but written correspondence is done in Swiss Standard German.

[@bobmcguffin5706]

@@Hserealin part because Switzerland also speaks French and Italian, not just German, so it’s misleading to just cal one of their languages “Swiss”

[@MaxKnight007]

Brotschneidemaschine

[@konnen7354]

It's all fun and games till Mumei decides to hold her own Nuremberg trial. 💀

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

I don't fully understand why everyone's freaking out about Kiara's line about superior Germany, but I feel like the barrier to understanding it is 155 km long and 4 meters high...

[@Earliersphere]

some are trying to make WW@ joke, but More that Austro-Hungary empire was the main German culture till they lost to Prussian that than made the German empire.

[@ARKHAM367]

I see what you did there. Everyone else went WW2 and Austrian Prussian war. You went Cold War and the separation of Germany by the Soviet Union. Highbrow humor gets a 10/10

[@cuttlefish6839]

​@@Earlierspherel believe you failed to understand his joke. Read the comment below yours have a nice day

[@cantinadudes]

​@@Earlierspherethe teutoburg forrest, the origin of german identity, is in glorious north-rhine-westphalia 🗣🗣🗣

[@AndreB23]

Germei is way too freaking cute. XD

[@Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct]

Muman

[@Arphalia]

This needs to be the official name for her, either Deutsch-mei or Ger-mei xD

[@faidzeelhisyamhattar2133]

I got hand sanitizer that kills 99.9% of...

[@Baenarai]

1:44 1:45 1:45

[@Kay_Sea251]

​@@Chilling_pal_n01anad91ctspeaking of... has anyone seen him?

[@Inuwoodx]

Mumei: "Das ist was." Me: "What is it? WHAT IS IT?!"

[@ZeptoZeno]

From this day onwards, the HoloEN gens shall be named: HoloMythos, HoloVesprechen, HoloAnkunft, and HoloGerechtigkeit

[@ghozifh]

This is a Brotschneidemaschine It maschine that schneide brot

[@agsiar]

man, I lomph this.

[@math3000]

Truly your donation to the Scarlet Wand Library aid in the education of children!

[@OhWaker]

0:06 It's so cute how Gura immediately jumps into trying to say brotschneidemaschine

[@RaffoPhantom]

CC is the best out of justice. She is cute, funny and can make Moom and Giob speak gernan.

[@ThePeteriarchy]

1:05 YABE

[@dragonnashor9320]

last time an austrian person said im the superior germany, it didn´t ended that well

[@therollerlollerman]

He actually thought his Germany (Austria) sucked

[@Banana_Loupe]

My heart is exploding. Cecilia is such a wonderful addition to the holo girls 😂

[@severussnape2917]

They're adorable

[@SliceLeedice]

Kobo barges in: " *STARDENBURDENHARDENBART* "

[@Carnax6969]

Good thing Kobo wasn't there, she may have started speaking any other language than German. Or she'll say that meme about calling a cat in German.

[@Subject35th]

Aww the CC wheez at the end

[@ObiFloKenobi]

Are we just ignoring the fact that Guras pronunciation at 0:06 was pretty on point, even if she mumbled a bit? In fact the moments i saw her speaking german were always pretty good, even getting the context sometimes and responding in a way that makes sense. (0:33) Sasuga Same-chan.

[@pitikiwi3056]

The funny part is that when the video finished I had an ad to help me learn German

[@darklazerx7913]

This is going in my evidence Kiara is the painter reincarnated playlist.

[@Eiskralle1]

Kiara going "My germany is the superior germany" As if her germany didn't specifically refuse to be germany because they wanted hang on to the non-germany parts of their germany

[@khov]

So many angels thogheder

[@GermanPopCat]

Diese Kommentar sektion ist Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

[@OskarVanBruce]

You know, this is why I want Hololive Europe, we've hated each other for a thousand years, we've got infinite banter material. The Austro-German rivalry already giving so much.

[@BilisiFunfun]

Das ist mein soupstrainer.

[@memorycard_]

This was so peak

[@kingflo8215]

Das war süß und lustig. 😂👍🏻

[@ExZeIion]

Kiara no weve been through this already with the austrian dude telling us about his superior germany

[@OlafJorigson]

"MOOOOOM, Germany is taking over the world again!"

[@ZenoDovahkiin]

Duolingo tried to prepare you, it's not our fault you didn't listen.

[@shichuanhoo3833]

Omg her wheeze at the end sounded similar to Ayame's laugh

[@refrain4155]

1:05 "I have the superior Germany!" ah ja, Deutschland Über Alles moment

[@killer3000ad]

The last time an Austrian insisted theirs was the superior Germany, alot of bad stuff happened.

[@DBT1007]

good stuff. Because lots of nations got their independence too. Like indonesia, korea, etc.

[@therollerlollerman]

Not really, he thought it sucked as Germany which is why he moved to the other one

[@jonpon-r6w]

She's trying to say, "That's it"

[@OfcItsMeFMRadio]

It’s like choosing the branded one over the generic one 😂

[@FandomChronicle]

Wow, das ist gut ya

[@KimGhidorah]

1:43 German Zentreya lol

[@MarshallXeno]

Tmw you realize Kiara is Austrian and she said her German is superior

[@therollerlollerman]

That was for most of history yes. If you mean the funny mustache man he didn’t think that at all bc it had fallen far from glory

[@Mentaljedi]

Mumei channelling her inner Zen

[@FBI_Not]

maybe both of them just need to make a new Talk show called HoloCast as both of them discuss in German

[@Your_best_is_enough]

I don't know, Kiara's first three shows never went anywhere. You sure the fourths right?

[@DBT1007]

And Iofi try to learn both kind of German

[@AlexBakiper]

@@Your_best_is_enough I really want to know which "first three shows" you are talking about. As far as I am aware, the only real talkshow/podcast thing Kiara did was HoloTalk and GirlsTalk. I guess there was also that time were she somewhat once tried the HoloEN News thing after Ame stopped her attempt, but not sure if you count that as the kind of show we are talking about. With 30 episodes I consider HoloTalk to be the most successful show in Holo EN, with only Chad Cast coming somewhat close. Sure over the last 2 years there were only a few episodes thanks to other work and how hard it is to organize the appearance of the next member on the list. Also Chad Cast is basically dead now too (last one was 1 1/2 years ago). GirlsTalk has only 3 episodes, but Kiara did say from the beginning that there will be not many episodes because they have only so many topics they can talk about. Overall I can't really see why you think Kiaras shows never went anywhere (at least HoloTalk for sure did). That being said, considering that her german channel actually didn't go far, I agree that a german show will likely not happen.

[@gazelle_diamond9768]

I... I don't think the other two got your joke. Don't worry though. I did.

[@karnewarrior]

@@gazelle_diamond9768 Pretty sure Fourth's Right was a particularly subtle pun

[@t0t0yL11T]

best clip.

[@RockhardConstructionPebble]

Justicemem getting that new foreign kid in class treatment

[@Crackalacking_Z]

I was wondering, how one would say Brotschneidemaschine in Japanese, I came up with 自動パン切り機 jidou-pan-kiri-ki XD

[@DBT1007]

JDON pan kiri

[@epox_]

Thats hype

[@sickmit3481]

She said "do you want to meetup and speak german"😂😂😂😂😂

[@4max0]

Ngl Mumei german sounds clean

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

Oh my

[@tisisonlytemporary]

Peak collab

[@ArseneaLupin]

If someone were to start a war in isekai... It might well be Kiara

[@Anemachi_AkaiSuisei]

Panzer VOR!

[@riapos6679]

Using a robot to speak german to a robot that speaks german

[@kaidaichiro3102]

Jermeny! :P

[@7shinta7]

I mean... Austria IS geographically higher than Germany. So in that sense (and ONLY in that sense) Kiara is right. 😏 But the never ending banter between Austria and Germany aside, it was really a treat hearing them speak such beautiful German. ☺

[@TotallyNotAFox]

Telling an austrian that their country is the wrong Germany... Uh oh

[@cybernetic-ransomware1485]

we all could live in one country, couldn't reich?

[@Golth1502]

Ja!

[@martinbergen2963]

Damn this is funny 😂❤ as a german i love it. If you want to learn the official german, it would be CC, she uses the real high german. Kiara also uses high german but i hear differences all the time since years ago. Its good enough but it sounds sluggish sometimes. Its no offense, for me this almost everywhere in germany the case. Its because i grew up where the high german originated

[@DBT1007]

So there is short German? 😮

[@martinbergen2963]

@@DBT1007 no but literally "smashed german" is a real german thing "plattdeutsch" we have a lot of differences depending on the region. The official german and written one is high german "hochdeutsch" it has its origins in my area, but its not everywhere used as way to speak, so I don't understand people in a lot of places but they understand me, some people can completely switch to talk to me, but not everywhere and everyone 😅🤣

[@fritzk.6463]

Barn Owl ✋😖 Schleier-Eule👈😊

[@Redeagle5747]

robert schneider what?

[@HandleToBeDetermined]

If you put sauce on your schnitzel, then you are not the superior Germany

[@zinedinezethro9157]

German is very efficient

[@Ballistic477]

This might sound a bit rude, but is there a possibility that she’s using Google translation? Just a thought… can’t confirm it yet

[@Stormblade_Gaming]

If there ever is a Hololive Germany, the EN girls will loose it xD

[@LuvPepper-ut7wn]

Ahhh... CGDCT 😊

[@icarusthorn9739]

Literally hololive in five letters lmaooo