HoloTempiss Moments I'm Hiding From My Mom

[@purplelion1000]

Heff Jardy is to Bettel what Charles Rogers is to Magni.

[@LocknDoTs]

I suddenly have a craving for chicken legs

[@yaboileeroy3038]

@@LocknDoTs Don’t expect juicy drumsticks. Lil guy ain’t got no meat on them bones.

[@kevsonkeyboard]

Those boys really earned their Tempiss achievement medal after today.

[@kokorochacarero8003]

6:40 Vesper applying Zomboid strats IRL is the most Vesper thing I've heard all week

[@deadlishaoran]

What Bettel didn't know is that, by taking measures, he was gonna fulfill the prophecy. On the 19th of August, Gabis Bettel's life perished by his own weapon as his max Bad Luck dealt the ultimate prank on him.

[@pi5927]

Mans gonna get doofenshmirtzed

[@Dubs22005]

no it's actually max luck. he gets isekaid to a better life

[@DuxihrXV]

When Vesper name dropped Lockheed Martin spat out my drink. Imagine seeing a F-35 fully wrapped like an itasha with Vesper's face on it

[@RiaMilktea]

vespers grave digging story just kept going, i was rofling 😭

[@dalgona4819]

gotta love them tempiss moments

[@ALividPileofDirt]

Oh, Hakka... The split stream comes from something else, pal...

[@Hannah_Z]

he's chadzoin hakka. he's never NOT hard. how is he supposed to know

[@kokorochacarero8003]

Wait until he has to face... THE TRIPLE STREAM

[@Laury2Seas]

Nothing will be better than listening to these boys talking about pissing. XD

[@Paenelopie]

why is shinri like so unhinged during collabs and then the like defining picture of seiso in his solo streams i am so rocked by this

[@kevsonkeyboard]

Also, 2:17 Bettel the Wolf dies of fall damage.

[@tjhunter9787]

Ollie: I peed like a charge rifle Magni: 3:40

[@demilung]

A cooperation between HoloStars and Lockheed Martin would be the great thing ever

[@thatguyjared8560]

Plot twist: Heff Jardy is just an alt account Kobo uses to troll her brother’s guild mates.

[@Matunex13]

Noir "least schizo vtuber" Vesper

[@imjustalittlemag7743]

I'm gonna clean my history after this ...

[@sanictheedgehog]

From being the favorite derogatory insult their antis like to throw around to them fulling embracing the urine.

[@Fanimati0n]

Just like Maggin time

[@o0Avalon0o]

God these streams are so funny. I needed a hearty laugh, thanks for the amazing clips.

[@KMakoENVtuber]

Wait his name is Heff Jardy…he’s gonna give Goobus Bottle a TonSwan bomb from off the scaffolding

[@sahawaelah]

MAAAAGNIIIIIII

[@nijisanjiandhololive-holos3567]

I just realized Gavis had a sword by his side help

[@あわふみ]

It's a whip

[@phsquared1000]

@@phaewil449think Ivy Valentine from Soul Calibur.

[@nyperold7530]

Some people get really creative with their SC messages. Some even get creative with their donation amounts and things. I don't know if that's a force thing, more like an obstruction at the end. It's like when you stick your finger across the end of a running garden hose. Vesper can't hang out with my dad. Well, okay, maybe he could, but they couldn't talk. Okay, Vesper could, but it wouldn't be a conversation. Now me... I'd love to talk with him about 2000s internet content.

[@erickf.dossantos4654]

2:37 ok, now I know exactly what to do next time I decide to ride my bike

[@Zeryther]

wake up babe new staz tempus compilation dropped

[@lovesick_loser]

i can't believe out of all people on earth, fucking VESPER is the first person i find that has the same crazy paranoid sleeping ritual as me... i just need a spear and it would be complete

[@meowmeowwy]

so true astel so true

[@ronik809]

tempus or even the whole of holostars should do a collaberation where its just fake sponsorships each boy comes up with a product or service and one or two line description for it put it in a hat then pull a random name out then in one of their streams that month they just has a sponsorship ad break in a stream that mostly improv

[@kevsonkeyboard]

12:44 Imagine buying a Raytheon Javelin anti-tank missile launcher with Hololive and Vesper decals. Raytheon x Hololive collab when?

[@kokorochacarero8003]

Pekora

[@ulrickts]

Don't give our government more ideas to convince the kiddos the eternal warfare state is a good thing.

[@alturial9021]

5:15 I dunno what management is fussing about. He's just continuing the tradition of a long gone senpai.

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

tempus is a wonderful guild.

[@eggo3230]

I present to the Suipiss guy a new challenge

[@KMakoENVtuber]

He probably hates the boys anyways…good. What a disgusting degenerate.

[@abielmendoza3907]

standard mexican standoff

[@guilherme5094]

👍Thanks!

[@expositorytheme]

jokes on vesper i work at hot topic and i would just get a discount on all his merch

[@erickf.dossantos4654]

Vesper should make a Collab with microtech or some other American pocket knife company

[@MrTricksleR]

Axel Pinkman lmao

[@mikonyx7712]

13:03 As a polish person, that made me spit my drink xd

[@bander-Coolb]

Vesper is weird I like him tho

[@Wubbab00]

Most cishet vtubers i ever watched

[@vaksharajkabadi1524]

Where is the last outro song from PLS ive been searching for weeks

[@Khalengen]

Look up Magmo's song Christmas 59:06 on Magni's Christmas Loopstation

[@vaksharajkabadi1524]

@@Khalengen Thank you so much o7

[@capsizemoonz2251]

Anyone know where the secure room clip is from Like which stream

[@justaloaf2698]

holetuber

[@ulrickts]

6:40 Dude needs to just buy a gun. If you are in a situation where lethal force is required and you are relying on a bedside _spear_ (indoors) you are already a goner.

[@lookathimee]

What stream is 14:44 from 😭😭😭

[@velvetpoltergeist]

Idk if I've ever heard so much piss talk at once...also, Shinri 🫡 fellow power pisser