holoX Is Worried About Kanata After Reading Her "Resume"【ENG Sub / hololive】

【#SSholoX コミックス下巻発売】holoXのメンバー増員⁉holoX入社希望者選考会‼【holoX/ホロライブ】 - • 【#SSholoX コミックス下巻発売】ho...
【✏️Description✏️】
Kanata's resume tells them not to call her a gorilla. Koyori proceeds to call her a gorilla.
【❤️VTubers / etc.❤️】
天音かなた / Amane Kanata - / @amanekanata
ラプラス・ダークネス / Laplus Darknesss - / @laplusdarknesss
沙花叉クロヱ / Sakamata Chloe - / @sakamatachloe
博衣こより / Hakui Koyori - / @hakuikoyori
鷹嶺ルイ / Takane Lui - / @takanelui
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[@Smwnwn]

While true トリセツ means "a manual on how take care", what they mean prob is トリセツ by Nishino Kana, because Kanatan literally wrote those lyrics there XD

[@holomas]

Ah, I see! Thanks for pointing that out! I've never heard of the song, so I didn't realize they were talking about it.

[@PO-xk3qd]

3:35 ah that explain why chloe somewhat singing here

[@voidofsilence6616]

"My performance will decrease if I talk to people all day." "If I don't get praises occasionally, I will breakdown twice a year." Honestly, same, Kanata.

[@nomames6030]

It s roast on kson who pushed her on only male collabs

[@Thunderstyle7]

@@nomames6030 how the fuck did you interpret this

[@lionelk.y7233]

​@@nomames6030Adapt or die

[@deltaangelfire]

"If I don't get praises occasionally, I will break down twice a year." She just like me fr fr

[@SomostEwergarten]

sasuga my oshi is just like me (im at my 4th breakdown)

[@godhand291]

That stream where she reacted to her first among us collab and took us through how she socially broke down live, what comments got to her head and what points she muted to cry. That was legendary. She's gotten stronger.

[@MrCh0o]

Quick, someone cast praise before the breakdown cooldown is up!

[@methos4866]

​@@godhand291Among Us can be a tough experience if you've never played something like it so i can empathize. It's hard not to take stuff personal when you're not used to that kind of banter.

[@pedrofelipefreitas2666]

I mean, life's pretty tough man, not having anyone appreciate you when you're doing hard work feels depressing.

[@Crytica.]

"Conquer the whole world? Idk guys, that sounds a bit scary" *Said the member of a group that has as goal to conquer the world*

[@ShineyCamera8536]

“What is my purpose.”

[@fernando4959]

"I mean same but DAMN"

[@Sycrxw]

"And once bought a photo album of a 12 year old girl" is a sentence that can *ONLY* be said by a girl in japan and not get raided by the police

[@NamePending9]

Lui legit feels like she has been part of the hiring process before.

[@ajaxtrizmund963]

Definitely feels like she reviewed applications as a job at some point.

[@SDE1994]

Im sure she has said sometime that she used to be an office worker

[@Ragnell123]

@@SDE1994She was in a black company, iirc

[@NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache]

She applied for hololive like, 5 times or something, I think she'd know a thing or two about applications.

[@drpibisback7680]

"I applied for a job at HoloX. One of the questions was 'why do you wanna work at HoloX?' Uh, because my life is in shambles." - Amane Kanata, probably

[@noble_wine]

"The world is turning but I feel left behind." 😢 Dont feel that way. People like you. Konata seems like a friendly person.

[@vieronna]

Not surprising if true since she's been on extended sick leave a lot this year.

[@DOUBLE_R22]

don't forget her best friend also do not live with her now 🥲

[@sekaihunter9378]

@@DOUBLE_R22 her best friend is currently too busy filling her hands with a beautiful oneesan's two massive honka badonkas to even care about a gorilla. I kinda understand her feeling a bit.

[@MillenniumDays]

Kanata writes a nice formal letter like a job interview, really leaning in to the weaknesses without being asked. HoloX: 'should we hire her as a comedian?'

[@Sombody123]

I like the fact that she has enough experience with her own breakdowns that she can write down annual average statistics for them. 😅

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

Kanata's joke resume was stunningly real multiple times 😅 Is she ok? hahaha

[@leeboonkang2]

Her way of writing resume makes me think that she is applying to be in Team Rocket.

[@SenseofNoneYT]

I mean, La+ has that dark+bird type pokemon, Iroha has Pokobee, and then Lui, Koyori, and Chloe are like rare talking pokemons maybe. And HoloX is themed like Hololive villains so... I don't think Team Rocket is very far off.

[@orangeapples]

"I've been feeling in a bit of a rut lately while the world continues to go on without me, and then when I saw your company was hiring. I felt this was a sign as our goals align. With your assistance my ambitions may just be possible. So Holo X, join me in my quest of world domination!" "Are we hiring or are we being hired?"

[@lmko]

This world is too fragile for her..

[@hungerxhunger2548]

You mean she's to fragile for the world.

[@TPixelAdventures]

*cue World of Cardboard speech*

[@psudhani6991]

​@@hungerxhunger2548No Even apples and potatoes don't have a chance in her hand

[@Cyberwolf87]

"The things of this world are too weak." -A certain angel, 2021 (corrected)

[@aquaventus]

@@Cyberwolf87 That was from her actual tweet sometime in 2021

[@kyomuksn4083]

"My performance will decrease if I talk to people all day" she just like me fr fr

[@zditto]

Kanatan has never been more relatable.

[@jcudejko]

I really miss Kanata Almost as much as Haachama I hope we can see them both again soon! Thank you so much for the translation!!

[@venomark7883]

Haachama is currently on her recovery but she will stream as soon as she gets better, says her manager so we'll see her sooner or later

[@kl9686]

She just show up at the JP Festival, at the very least, Haato has been offline for way longer than Kanata. But overall, I think the conditions of Haato could be one time, while Kanata's case might be lasted for years, even decade... Sometime I forgot how critical Kanata's sickness was.

[@kanataspunchingbag2973]

stay strong brother only 4 more days!

[@C.Q.Q]

Kanata have announced she will be returning on September 10

[@kingofthelandbaby]

This is such a sweet letter detailing her problems and why she wants to work, even made sure they know how to handle her bad days, and they want her as a comedian, holox really doesn’t hold back when it comes to world domination

[@zappslappy]

Kanata is freaking hilarious. I wish i understood Japanese or saw more translations from her so i could experience more of her content.

[@user-bm2rt5xn6k]

sasuga HR Manager Takane Lui

[@oozarusama]

better to be honest than to pretend something that is not.

[@MRizalWrc]

I miss Kanata...

[@Cyberwolf87]

"Do we hire her as a comedian?" This 100% deserves a tsukkomi.

[@waterfall184]

Kongnata will be fine. Many world domination companies could battle to 💀 for having her

[@ThatGuyWhoComments1]

I think all of us go through mental breakdowns this much as well, others even more often. Lifey is toughie.

[@Mikael_Ore]

Kanatan would be a cool addition, Iroha being the dex type and Kanata being a strenght player would offer a lot of versatility

[@saetharion]

Koyori being the int type, Lui being the Wisdom, and La+ being the charisma!

[@poisonjammer4059]

That leaves Chloe with...Luck?

[@saetharion]

@@poisonjammer4059 Constitution? Able to resist her own stinky orca smell?

[@Mikael_Ore]

@@poisonjammer4059 arcane? That doesn't feel right, honestly...

[@G973_]

1:28 i like chloe's concerned sounds

[@ger.manamo46]

The "Torisetsu" Lui-nee mention was Knata referencing to Torisetsu by Nishino Kana which literally a song about manual how to take care a GF, and Knata fits the lyric 😂

[@holomas]

Yeah that makes more sense, thanks for pointing it out. I didn't know about the song before, so it didn't occur to me that they were talking about it.

[@yamiro9550]

Great work for translating in Resume and Dub... Keep the good work. It was great to watch.

[@Living_Target]

Lui proving that she really worked an office job.

[@Gappasaurus]

Sasuga Kanatan, avoiding the obvious bullet point of “Power Point Expert” 😄

[@NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache]

I don't really think darkness means just gloomy here, especially since she mentioned the 12 yo photo album, this might mean shadiness too, basically she seems gloomy + yabai.

[@ramondelgado4927]

Sasuga Former Corporate Slave # 74K4N3 - 1U1 , she shred Irohas resume in a second

[@xoilau5251]

Gotta praise kanata more..

[@PO-xk3qd]

I knew i could trust to clip this part 🙏

[@TallulahSoie]

I miss Kanata a lot. I hope all her fans do so she can be back to the top when she returns. So many people are distracted by the new shiny thing they forget what they already have.

[@user-mb4ln5ff5i]

What happen to kanata?

[@iexistiguess1920]

⁠@@user-mb4ln5ff5iLooking at her channel she hasn’t streamed in three weeks, so it’s probably that.

[@s07195]

​@@user-mb4ln5ff5ilong term respiratory problems

[@PO-xk3qd]

​@@user-mb4ln5ff5iasthma and throat injury, been 3 months

[@deanthomas2305]

everyone shines in their own way. well, even tho i'm having fun watching the new girls, i still miss her... and miss bullying her.

[@bastianriv1124]

She's the strongest 2 times a year? Bro i have mental breakdown almost every week. 😂😂

[@thenumberquelve158]

Ah, the angel scaring the world-beating organization led by the extraterrestrial devil. The usual stuff we see in Hololive.

[@gravity32064]

Yeah, she's great for sweepers because she can kill targets without using a weapon Even places with restrictions on what she can bring won't stop her lol

[@bhirawamaylana466]

Sigh sasuga KanaGori.

[@redemption2]

Only twice a year? Damn, she needs to step up her game. Every other month is more my speed.

[@jojojlc7070]

She's so real fr

[@Varler_]

This K-nata sounds like a nice -gorilla- person. If you guys won't hire her, I will!

[@Tstz]

Is no one gonna talk about her buying a photo album of a 12yo

[@TallulahSoie]

You made it weird not her.

[@mlpfanboy1701]

That depends on the age she bought it and reasons.

[@nodot17]

Knata: Tch

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

nice kanata resume!

[@Red-32]

She was planted in my pinterest for suicat psywar i rember her

[@Jack_Demo]

"Necesito palabras de animo" Creo que no he escuchado eso desde que tenía 12 años xd

[@TheRealestEric]

You can't just put Kanatan on hold... Not my PP Tenshi. She should put the squeeze on this secret society...

[@baronvonbeandip]

Me too, kid. Me too.

[@Arassar]

Amane Knata

[@reverseltetris]

"My hobby is looking at cute girls, 2D or 3D either works" - Amane "not-a-lesbian" Kanata

[@samikrungoken]

In short : Introvert

[@CSLucasEpic]

Why were La+ and Iroha using a PNG?

[@orbitalvagabond]

Only twice?

[@smlyblkct]

Twice a year? Not to brag, but i do at least 5 a day

[@CardCommander]

Sasuga PP Tenshi

[@MrSMG-gn9zi]

Wait are they recruiting?

[@Bwern]

Video starts at 3:15 idk why all these sub channels add like 2 minutes of fluff

[@Gappasaurus]

Because some viewers appreciate context and have attention spans that exceed two minutes 😊

[@BestSuper]

koyori is a thief