holt and kevin being the same person for ten minutes straight | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

Turns out Captain Holt (Andre Braugher) and Kevin (Marc Evan Jackson) are basically the same person. Here's all our favourite moments of our dads being hella specific.
From Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the NBC series revolving around Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), a New York City Police Department (NYPD) detective in Brooklyn's fictional 99th Precinct, who often comes into conflict with his commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher). The series also stars Terry Crews as Sargeant Terry Jeffords, Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago, Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz, Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti and Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle.
This compilation contains footage from the following Brooklyn Nine-Nine episodes:
1X16 The Party
2X16 The Wednesday Incident
2X17 Boyle-Linetti Wedding
2X20 AC.DC
4X08 Skyfire Cycle
5X07 Two Turkeys
5X12 Safe House
6X12 Casecation
6X13 The Bimbo
8X02 The Lake House
8X04 Balancing
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[@dislecsyk991]

There's something I always liked about the way Marcus says "Oh, that's easy...none"

[@starvingartist3155]

best person Diaz ever dated. no competition there. they made a mistake.

[@redfordreddington8834]

They didnt ​@@starvingartist3155

[@Maria-wu6en]

One of the funniest moments in the show that's severely underrated imo

[@Adamdidit]

​@starvingartist3155 Also easily the most expensive

[@redfordreddington8834]

@@starvingartist3155 no

[@idanlewenhoff2295]

knowing how someone throws trash and opens doors is insane lol

[@nickwatzek954]

It really isn’t, especially when you’ve been living with the person for a decade+. Think about how people can tell which family member is walking simply by the sound of their footsteps. I know which of my cats jumped on the bed in the middle of the night, without even opening my eyes or petting them, based off the pressure of their feet when they’re walking on the bed.

[@lud3445]

Especially if someone does something consistently in a very specific and distinct way. My grandma used to wash and unfold milk cartons for recycling. And I fold hamburger wrappers instead of crumpling them into a ball.

[@Oscar31YT]

I would definitely remember if someone I was close to threw out trash by gently placing it in the bin

[@CaseyMcGeorge]

So it would be…hella specific?

[@gianinamorales8597]

Love. And time. And proximity.

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

I love Kevin’s wavering voice when he sees Holt in his exercise shorts.😂 Also, the fact that pepper can apparently affect Kevin’s mood/state of mind is hilarious.😂

[@demonzabrak]

That’s actually a euphemism, it means “you’re being spicy today.” It has nothing to do with actual eggs and pepper.

[@akankshaverma7473]

I THOUGHT HE SAID THAT BECAUSE PEPPER MAKES HIS STOMACH UPSET😭

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Aww man. I watched the whole video waiting for Jake to say “y’all are hella specific” and the moment he did I remembered that we lost one of the best performers ever. We’ll always love you Captain Dad.

[@AlwaysBolttheBird]

“A trip with no purpose? Raymond oh my”

[@josemaria8177]

Holt and Kevin are the proof that true love exists

[@sauravbanerjee3552]

No they are not, it's fictional, true love is a fictional concept made up to set us up to chase something that doesn't exist

[@matthewgallaway3675]

They’re fictional characters

[@lexi219]

@@matthewgallaway3675WHAT????

[@Maya_hee]

Not exactly.

[@sauravbanerjee3552]

KZbin and it's shadow banning of comments, I said they are not proof because it's fictional and the Ai reader probably decided it was Anti gay automatically

[@friedpinnapple]

The best part of the monty hall bit is that it starts with answer. “Enough foreplay”

[@ItsDanbo]

I like how Holt used to say Dirtbag back then but after meeting Kevin he thinks about it differently now

[@patrickn8355]

RIP Andre. Forever the captain in our ❤

[@jahprime6932]

Kevin correcting Holts pausing while explaining Monty Hall is great.

[@L.i.am95]

"They were answers on jeapordy" "I think you mean questions" Their banter is so perfect for them, what a well written couple. I hope everyone watches this finds themselves a holt/kevin one day

[@armargo]

I always wondered if the turtle neck and the exercise shorts was coded to tell us who was the top and who was the bottom

[@Idiot_TaylorsVersion]

Oh 100% it was

[@rubinam9364]

Top and bottom as in? Could you please elaborate? I am actually curious about this being used as a metaphor and would like to better understand. :)

[@marishkaspirit]

Top as în turtle neck, bottom as în shorts

[@Al3x1066]

Ew Diaz, those are our dad's 😲😲😲

[@Idiot_TaylorsVersion]

@@Al3x1066 “never mind! I’m teaching Father the math!”

[@rollingblade7582]

Ya all are hella specific

[@SunDown12050906]

not gonna lie, whenever i see the scene of jake saying y'all hella specific i laughed too hard.

[@tylerdetert5459]

A friend finally explained the Month Hall math to me. In the set of 3 doors your first pick has a 2/3 chance of being wrong. Thats the part you bet on: that you were wrong the first time. Sonce the host cant get rid of the winning door, and your first answer has a 2/3 chance of being wrong, that means theres a 2/3 chance the other remaining door has the prize.

[@rhondamarquis3641]

Mythbusters did a wonderful visual on this. One side didn't change and the other side always changed. The side that always changed won so much more.

[@finn_underwood]

If you chose from 100 doors, and then the host opened 98 doors leaving just the door you picked and another door closed, and the winning door had yet to be visible... it becomes very obvious why mathematically it's better to switch than stick. The host knowing the answer is the key factor in this paradox, not the number of closed doors.

[@reneroo277]

...might as well have spit in my face" So dramatic 😂😂😂😂

[@3lli0]

I love Terry's sarcastic comments 😂

[@rhylin26]

Somebody had pepper on their eggs this morning. 😂

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

The purging of the tax code is so romantic. 🤗🥰

[@Quinkerbell_3604]

I am in love with their relatioship

[@keeshiabrie]

Our two dads, straight smashing it!

[@XavierBlackburn777]

2:31 one of my favorite scenes in the show

[@FoolishMortal6121]

Oh look, a yellow-crested warbler.

[@catialeoncini98]

0:19 Jake saying what we all think🥰

[@diya_vpx]

now this is what you can call couple goals

[@neerjapathak5525]

4:44 Ray's 'oh my' is vibe😂🤌

[@karelfinn2343]

So a good way to picture the Monty Hall problem is, imagine that instead of opening one of the doors the host just offers you both of the doors you didn't pick. Then it's obvious that your odds go up if you switch. And that's what's actually happening - one of the two doors will always be a non-winner, but calling attention to that fact doesn't change the odds. Switching still wins you the car if it's behind either of the doors you didn't pick, while standing only wins you the car if it's behind the one door you did pick.

[@Pacvalham]

Utility in general is complimentary, but the association with a vacuum cleaner is insulting.

[@aesinam]

A vacuum cleaner is one of the most useful appliances for the home especially if someone has allergies so I don't agree with you about the insult

[@Pacvalham]

@@aesinam I believe the consumption of dirt is insulting.

[@sagejennings4342]

rest in peace Andre

[@danawisher6494]

A Absolute Underrated Show!!!!! Underrated!!!!

[@SpawnRevenge92]

I love that scene where Kevin snaps at the dean ❤

[@DodderingOldMan]

And for the 100th time I feel sad all over again when I remember that Andre Braugher, one of the greatest actors of recent times, was taken from us way too soon.

[@jackcrook6330]

4:27 That delivery breaks me everytime

[@FranMSK]

I'm so sad Andre is gone

[@notme6753]

If Kevin and Holt were to get a dog it should be Mr Peabody

[@brookejohansen1681]

They have a dog! It’s named Cheddar!

[@TheRomanRonin]

I wish I had a love like Raymond & Kevin

[@OGHeyTimsHere90]

Love this show

[@JaimeNyx15]

I wish I was smart enough to understand Holt and Kevin’s knock-down drag-out fight at 6:50

[@bians1091]

absolute marriage goals

[@MrWooaa]

Kevin is right about switching.

[@spermario645]

The answer to the math problem is yes btw I just recently figured out the chances of you getting the right door by switching going up

[@MysteryGaymer]

Jake peralta loves his two gay dads

[@RailAtsamara]

I still don't understand how the odds are 2/3 if you switch doors.

[@SilverPaladin25]

We have doors A, B and C; and let's imagine the car is behind door C. Scenario 1: You choose Door A that doesn't have the car, the host will open Door B that also doesn't have the car and ask you if you want to switch. In this scenario you win if you switch. Scenario 2: You choose Door B (no car), the host now has to open door A (also no car) and asks if you want to switch. In this scenario you also win if you switch. Scenario 3 You choose Door C (which has the car), the host opens either of the remaining doors and asks if you want to switch. In this scenario you lose if you switch. So, overall for the three possible choices you can make (Door A, B or C) in two of those scenarios you win by switching and in one you lose by switching. Therefore the probability of winning if you switch is 2/3.

[@mrmacguff1n]

Best gay couple on tv cause thats not their ENTIRE Personality

[@hollowwoods7130]

You haven't seen much queer TV then.

[@trishasurangana2278]

@@hollowwoods7130 I've seen a lot, Heartstopper, Elite, Euphoria etc and and although I applaud the increase in lgbt rep I still feel writers and producers often make sexuality and orientation the WHOLE identity and personality of characters. Human beings are much more complex than that. I'd say the Holt-Kevin couple got it consistently right which is why they are such a treat to watch, but never shied away from exploring the troubles Holt faced as a black gay Captain. The only recent movie that kind of got it right within a short timeframe is Red, White and Royal Blue, where the heroes were standalone strong, complicated and loveable characters on their own and not just lgbt signboards.

[@lexi219]

@@trishasurangana2278 It’s interesting that you call out Euphoria bc there are multiple queer characters on that show whose sexualities have zero to do with their personalities (at least in the first season). Like if Jules never showed up in town, would the audience even know Rue was queer? I’ve also encountered multiple people who were hella confused about the Jules’ flashbacks and why she was even on that dating app bc they didn’t even pick up on the fact that she’s trans. I haven’t watched the second season tho, so maybe I’m missing stuff there.

[@AltaireStar]

My dads 🥺🥺🥺

[@markjda6867]

🤣🤣

[@mustangdill36]

screw youtube ads, i already have to watch ads in the video. now i have to watch ads before my video. crappy service youtube

[@supremeplatypus7192]

I take issue with the word straight being used in the title

[@aesinam]

Good for you

[@supremeplatypus7192]

@@aesinam Bestie I was making a gay joke

[@rishitchithirala2977]

The funny thing is Monty hall isn't even a particularly hard problem lol

[@tyf.5111]

I don't think the issue is that it's hard, I think the problem is the lens in which people look at it. Many people naturally think of the odds as "What are the odds that the prize is behind any one of these doors?" when what they should be considering is "What are the odds that my initial choice was wrong?" When looked at it through a different statistical lens, the answer makes sense, but it isn't the most intuitive way of viewing the problem for the majority of people.

[@Pepper9873]

2:53 What's funny is they're both right on this one. It really just comes down to how sure of the answer you originally chose is. So if you don't choose the door after the first door is revealed, than you have a 1 in 3 chance of winning the car. However, if you do choose another door, your chance goes to 50/50 as the first door was removed. It really just highlights Holt's prior gambling addiction.

[@demonzabrak]

No. This is plainly wrong. Look it up. Then, delete the comment.

[@whatwelearned]

Some would call it lazy writing but they've got us saying it's genius

[@Spicer1906]

I don't think Holt was gay because he was attracted to men. I think he was gay because men are more efficient.