Every Time Holt ROASTED Wuntch | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

WUNTCH TIME IS OVER!
Holt: Captain Wuntch. Good to see you. But if you’re here, who’s guarding Hades?
Wuntch: I’m the front-runner for a job in the Boston PD.
Holt: Boston? But it’s so close to Salem. You do know what they do to witches up there, don’t you?
Holt: Madeline. I wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing.
Wuntch: I see you got an audience for this little stunt.
Holt: Yes, well, who wouldn’t want to see a man fight a crocodile.
Wuntch: Hello, Raymond. How do you like my new office? Twentieth floor.
Holt: Yes, I never thought I’d see you this high without a broom under you.
Holt: Care to sit? I’m sure you’d like to take some weight off your cloven hooves.
Madeline Wuntch: Call me the devil, Raymond? How original.
Captain Holt: Actually, I was calling you a goat. You goat.
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[@SumitSharma-qd6pl]

"You've aged" Simple yet brutal.

[@Tostorito]

Devastating. A precision shot

[@ericfloortje]

That one really got me

[@avengerwidow9]

I love how he says it so casually 😂

[@xander1052]

A sledgehammer of an insult

[@hypnoticskull6342]

So much sexual tension

[@kankereganbada1184]

"Boston, but it's so close to salem you do know what they do to witches up there dont you" good lord

[@TheMan750]

baba yaga thats my favorite

[@ocean6828]

I like the “no, I was calling you a goat... you goat”

[@ahdvd]

I'm torn between that one and “I didn't think I'd ever see you up this high without a broom under you”. So tight between those two lines!

[@Mukation]

@@ahdvd I still think the "but if you're here, who's guarding Hades!?" is the best.

[@liladjgal1204]

I agree wholeheartedly

[@EtherealRoninERProductions]

1:50 “Sticks and stones Raymond” “Describing your breakfast?” Holt’s a savage

[@jonathan_420]

😂😂

[@vecna-ussy1882]

IkR

[@thereelpineapple]

I was mid bong hit, and laughed/coughed for 3 minutes straight. It's one of my favorite burns in a sitcom ever.

[@wallacerose8663]

One of my favourite bits in the entire series

[@DarbyDumont]

They line got me too! Made me stop and send this to my bf

[@kylereyes2337]

“Wunch time is over! Boom, did it!” This is the moment when Holt became Jake.

[@Saif-zf9vb]

Hah! Had it both ways, no regrets

[@Caughtinthedarudesandstorm888]

Not Boyle? Boyle says boom

[@heinzbeans2117]

@@Caughtinthedarudesandstorm888 BOYLE SAYS BOOM

[@saz19s8]

I mean his middle name is Jacob 😂

[@krennopher1269]

He had it both ways, no regrets.

[@rohaansunil6960]

"Never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you"😂

[@raymondjones7423]

😂😂😂😂 I died lol

[@raymondjones7423]

5:15

[@vartika4584]

That's my favorite

[@quintontyler7390]

Classic line.

[@quintontyler7390]

@@raymondjones7423 it's a classic.

[@hectorthecollector4282]

Wuntch: Hello, Raymond! Surprised to see me? Holt: Well, I didn’t say bloody mary three times. So yes.

[@tararocksong5085]

Wuntch: I’m sure you consider my untimely death a victory, but I’d never let you win! I told everyone that in my final days, we reconciled, and you insisted on hosting and organizing my NYPD memorial service. I know you won’t be able to resist badmouthing me at the service. All the top brass will be there. And when you speak ill of me, it will end your career. It’s over, I won! Bye Raymond. Holt: Oh no, I’m doomed!

[@mcgraidymacatangay1701]

Tara Rocksong THE BEST

[@NoLongerNull]

@@tararocksong5085 I love it lmfao

[@daneorigene6913]

My favourite one

[@quintontyler7390]

@Benjamin Hager lmao I'm crying.

[@DreIsGoneFission]

“Wunch isn’t some invincible succubus, she’s a regular succubus”

[@jexelbur6872]

Now I wanna know what an invincible succubus is 🤣

[@miwa2135]

@@jexelbur6872 Its a female demon

[@tonyassey5254]

Yeah but still succubus

[@youngmissalex9308]

A succubus but better than a regular succubus

[@christanzola8633]

So she can be defeated

[@WesleySunshine]

“I see you’ve got an audience for this little stunt.” “Yes, well, who wouldn’t want to see a man fight a crocodile?” Awesome 😂

[@theperks6772]

I died....ahgagagag

[@jayboogie7956]

Priceless 🤣

[@aditriiii]

i had tonsils when i was watching that scene and laughed out so loudly. trust me, it did not end well

[@DensilGrant]

Wrestle not fight

[@LactoseintolerantWis]

They never said my favorite line "Just like God said to Wuntch when she tried to sneak past the pearly gates into Heaven, 'It ain't happenin honey'".

[@chiasamenpudding147]

ikr

[@idontwantahandlethough]

Well you've got me imagining God as a (very large) sassy gay man and now I really hope he is, I feel like that's exactly the god we need right now

[@Darksky1001able]

@@idontwantahandlethough Why?

[@fakanigamin]

@@idontwantahandlethough with all due respect, NO

[@tytomic9839]

or like what wunch says when she sees deodorant, i'm not buyin' it

[@Vivalavidagrl]

“Youuuu embarrassed yourSSSSSELF in front of Derek Jeter.”

[@andresneira637]

Who the hell is Derek Jeter?

[@victoreestermans4199]

@@andresneira637 best baseball player ever

[@yboy898]

The aggression in his tone though 😂

[@Spuddud]

@@andresneira637 He's a biracial angel

[@andresneira637]

@@yboy898 That was the best

[@eurafrican85]

Holt: "is that a talking raisin?" Wuntch: "enough foreplay"

[@sedakid3]

This is my favorite one!!! 😭😂

[@tronto9433]

i thoght she said word-play

[@mellothaman5113]

😂😂

[@PugLover20]

This was savage! LMAO!

[@Transit0422]

Terry: “Sir she’s dead” Holt: “Oh Terry, zombies can’t die. This is some sort of scam, if she were dead we would be hearing the sound of children singing in the streets” I’ve never cried tears laughing before but this part is what did it for me

[@Samuel-kh1vu]

Like wuntch when she is being sold a deodorant. "I ain't buying it"

[@navneetchouhan2290]

@@Samuel-kh1vu ‘that’s what he said’

[@woodside4life]

@@Samuel-kh1vuHAHA!!!

[@lifewithlee6298]

Goes to her funeral 😅and takes a selfie 🤳

[@cReAtIvE42name]

Rosa: "What children? " Holt: "All the children". Rosa: "Ofcourse".

[@Native-Kitty]

“Now I know why you call this a suicide squad because I already wanna kill myself!” LOL!!! Captain Holt is at his best when he’s insulting Wuntch.

[@shai.loves.tacos.]

Native-Kitty Gina taught him so well 😂

[@Queenpurple99]

Ikr...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@harmlessnunchuck2067]

That's suicide squad included the wunch , cj and vulture. It was obviously suicide squad

[@CLA82529]

Yeah, killing off Wuntch is a mistake imo. I'm gonna miss her.

[@raulbetancourt5795]

His rivalry with wuntch was one of the key stone of the show

[@selbefr]

can we all appreciate jake's burn too? "i'd give you more details but someone just came in to try and find her Dalmatian coat" I SCREAM

[@tararocksong5085]

SHOTS FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!

[@cybershoutmon9741]

I get it he called her cruella de ville

[@autumn3978]

@@cybershoutmon9741 ray holt, is that you?

[@cybershoutmon9741]

@@autumn3978 absurd, you confuse a red small dragon Digimon with a taller human officer. But then again such confusion has occurred before like how my friend Jaden the Gundragon was confused for Jaiden animations

[@cybershoutmon9741]

Ones a male the others female and they look nothing alike

[@adspongy301]

I don't know why but "You've AGED" always gets me. Every... Time The other one that always gets me is "Boston, its so close to Salem"

[@austinmccoy9743]

You do know what they do to witches up there, don't you?

[@pandawok301]

Like milk?

[@aaronkenyon7112]

It gets me too. It's just a simple insult yet so effective 😂

[@7MatthewJames]

@@austinmccoy9743this is amazing

[@Keston1302]

Wuntch: “Sticks and Stones Raymond” Holt: “Describing your breakfast?” Lol 😂

[@Raziel3000]

Damn fire

[@Gpulse21]

Yo that line killed me 🤣

[@TheDGAF06]

This one and "look Gina, is that a talking raisin?"

[@gabrieleg5010]

I love that line

[@luistowersss]

That is my favorite

[@mileshamauei9905]

“Madeline I didn’t see you, I thought you were an old leather chair”😂😂😂😂😂I’m dead

[@mr.l8723]

“HE’S NOT GONNA SAY THAT!”😑 “He might.”

[@plabanpratim5202]

That line killed me 😂

[@7752]

The fact that they got another actor to read out Holt’s insult caught me off-guard 😂😂😂

[@gentaro1312]

That scene killed me 😹

[@InitialDL84]

I'm still busting out laughing on that 🤣

[@Reese1882yw]

"She was so young"😢 Holt: For a redwood tree😂😂😂

[@kelsibloomer935]

“whatever you do, don’t look directly into her eyes” “why, cause you’ll turn to stone?” “no, because her eyes are ugly” 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@nieru1]

wheres is the one where holt said "zombies dont die. if wuntch were dead, we would be hearing the sounds of children singing in the street"

[@anthonyhayes1267]

"Wuntch will not soon be forgotten. Trick or Treaters will dress as her for generations."

[@deekshawalimbe6019]

Rosa - who children? Holt - ALL the children.

[@urbijagoswami4137]

And when he compared her to a Korean toilet ghost 🤣 I can't see how one could miss it

[@Last_March_of_the_Gents]

The best is just BAGELS! BAGEL! BAGEL!

[@rafaeladinis4109]

😂

[@aog3999]

the ending got me good "a woman and a gay black detective" 'no... a human and a wrapped jack o lantern"

[@juliantapia1407]

' *Rotted* Jack o lantern'

[@Crimson365]

Wtf is a wrapped jack-o-lantern

[@crickety6092]

anoramaX it obviously went as a mummy for Halloween

[@aog3999]

this guy @@crickety6092​ knows

[@aog3999]

@@juliantapia1407 ah i heard wrapped but rotted makes more sense, lets meet in the middle and say shes a rotted jack o lantern wrapped like a mummy

[@winsuma8253]

My personal favorite will always be “As Wuntch says when she sees deodorant, ‘I’m not buying it’”.

[@vincentvile8302]

"My lady left me." "My lady stayed." Subtle yet venomous and I love it!

[@Nicolas-lo8db]

"Who would not want to see a man fight a crocodile" Even Holt enjoy the simple thing in life

[@kyleboffa793]

:-| lol

[@lieutenantnitewolf3337]

Amy: When did she record this Rosa: Judging by the flames around her its probably a livestream Raymond: good one LOL

[@rejoyce318]

My favorite, er, burn from that episode.

[@Watcher7081]

I DIDN'T SEE THIS ONE. BLOODY MARY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rjallotey-pappoe6521]

That was the best episode ever! It was so funny. Even though she's Dead 😂😭. I'm going to Hell. 😭 I'll say hi to wuntch for you. 😉

[@vincentfarmer9907]

Adam: I get half of her estate just for attempting this. Rosa: Who wants half of a child's nightmare?

[@scribblesshewrote]

Rosa and Holt were VIBING in that episode, I loved it.

[@Alexstarfire]

"The only way I'll die is if you touch me with your bony finger and drag me across the river Styx." By far the best burn. So creative.

[@zingisagoni9515]

That’s my favorite one ☝️ 😂😂😂

[@laloeljoker7881]

"...you Reaper" 😂😂

[@MyKrabi]

Only Holt would insult someone with a Greek classics burn lol

[@cobrasys]

"Don't count your _gross fish babies_ before they've hatched, Madeline" takes the cake for me. 🤣🤣

[@iagreewithyou3478]

"Hello, Wunch. You've aged." That's it for me. Simple, short, and sincere. 😆

[@Noelhall88]

Omg the fish babies destroyed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sb0182]

Is that calling her a whale? (English is not my 1st language)

[@cobrasys]

@@sb0182 Not specifically, just some fish creature of some kind. :)

[@aogabby]

"Deputy Chief Wuntch, you've aged." is my favourite. So simple yet so funny.

[@TheFallofTheEleventh]

Gabby Doux mine is ‘actually I was calling you a goat.......you goat’

[@mizzapril2009]

You grackle is also a good one

[@jaquanwaller8937]

@@mizzapril2009 the way that he said it is so funny🤣🤣🤣

[@DaRealHerajika]

"The only way I'm gonna die is if you touch me with one of your bony fingers and drag me across the River Styx, you reaper." -BEST UNDERRATED LINE OF SEASON 6... 😂😂😂

[@blaxpoitation8528]

His delivery is what kills it. Holt slays it lol

[@sallyadams7666]

my favorite zinger out of all of them for sure lmao

[@TypicalToyReviews]

I was WAITING for that one to show up lol, definitely one of the best!

[@pdannysan13]

At 8:00 when she touches his hand he actually flinches :) priceless commitment to the role.

[@Balouthegreat]

I have never seen this show, but captain holt makes me want to, this one was hands done the best one

[@ireallyshouldntbehereltd7814]

"That moustache was era.....appropriate" is a sentence we all need to use more in conversation. Grakel is also a superb insult.

[@christyverplank3552]

He doesn’t get enough credit for his comical timing with his delivery.

[@kismethappel7811]

Another good counter to it would've been "You mean the mustache you wanted to ride?" Granted, I doubt that one could get past the censors.

[@BunnyChamberX]

"Trick or Treaters will dress like her for GENERATIONS!" is the best quote.

[@akshayramdaw9003]

"Calling me the devil Raymond, how original" Holt: "I'm calling you a goat, you goat" 🤣 My favorite one

[@CustomizedUsername]

Terry and Gina’s reaction made it perfect 😂

[@sana_sha]

which episode?

[@Akumpo274]

@@sana_sha S2 E23: Johnny and Dora

[@sana_sha]

@@Akumpo274 thank youuu

[@poulladulay1255]

Hahhaha i laughed so hard at this one. Wunch has been called a goat, a crocodile a crab, an old leather chair and a lot more 🤣🤣🤣

[@curry7101]

‘I wondered why all the birds stop singing’ LOL I can’t get over this

[@danieldelanoche2015]

Used this specific one on a coworker. Her expression was the surprises Pikachu face.

[@sidneylora1]

The savagery

[@Is_mail22]

2:44

[@mikhailsporyshev9772]

especially considering that the only bird in NY is a pigeon and it does not sing

[@victorvieira7355]

I use this to talk about my boss at work lol

[@xx3astmanxx928]

Holt is literally one of the funniest characters in the history of television

[@jayboogie7956]

0:10 "Who's guarding Hades?" I can't stop laughing 🤣😂

[@jarnoveldman9256]

He looks so proud of that line

[@magnussankaran1097]

8:24 'Commisioner Kelly!' 'Oh, Madeleine, I didn't see you there, I thought you were an *old leather chair* ' ' *HE'S NOT GONNA SAY THAT!* ' 'he might!'

[@howdahellrya]

I had to pull over from driving cuz I laughed SO HARD

[@Demaad]

“You’re worse than The Vulture”

[@edwardchiang6106]

I burst out laughing at 3AM

[@DiBaozi]

I bursted out laughing

[@AhavaMath]

That part gets me every time. hahaha

[@basilgysel8409]

“like madeleine would say when she sees deodorant: I’m not buying it.” 😂

[@Jimothyjohns]

Basil Gysel or when God caught her sneaking into heaven “It ain’t happening honey”

[@allaremean]

I died during this scene 😂😂

[@the07pattyvonne]

I think Rosa actually laughed at this so did I 😂

[@CLA82529]

@@the07pattyvonne Rosa's hysterical laugh though 😂

[@atheismgaming17]

Like the reason why Madeleine aucks the blood from all the goats: for kicks.

[@Andrew_-nr7zt]

“Revenge on Dorothy for killing your sister” -Holt😂

[@samalvey8168]

I thought she was still crushed under that house in Munchkinland.

[@sureindubitably3771]

I love that dude 🤣

[@Julikachen]

My favourite bit is missing, when they are looking for a picture of Wuntch and Holt says "Vampires don't show up on film, maybe we should look for a medieval wood carving!" The absurdity and his deadpan delivery get me every time

[@keatonhicks31]

"She's the devila nd you don't dance with the Devil because get burned. Also in Madeleine's case she has no rythm... and her hands are like little rat claws"😂😂😂💀

[@Ok-sd6lk]

😅👌

[@mr.perfectcell288]

So actually Madeleine just went home when she “died”

[@Ramadanm]

Mr.PerfectCell 😢😢

[@Bran-don321]

The best one

[@kmw4040]

As funny as that line is your spelling is atrocious lmao

[@georgeprchal3924]

She's not an invincible succubus. She's a regular succubus and therefore can be defeated.

[@Blazedasonic]

I read it as I heard it lol

[@starblaze5813]

Jake’s cruella de ville burn is so underrated

[@marti5356]

8:47 "theyre not allowed to do that its against the rules Its also against the rules to let a pile of worms wear a uniform and yet here you stand" my favourite burn

[@hansalib2710]

"No regrets." I love it when Holt's sass just peeps through while saying that haha.

[@daemonbelphegor9849]

Yass queen

[@internetperson573]

Almost as sassy as when he pulled the gay card XD

[@annakareninacamara6580]

I love how 'Wunch time is over' is by far the least funny roast here, but Holt managed to make this scene somehow one of (or the) funniest!

[@CedricBassman]

"Raymond, you sound so naive." "And you sound just like Viktor Emanuel III." That insult is like expecting a knife fight with words and suddenly someone drops a Nuke in your face."

[@RA-bc5cs]

I can't believe/hate that despite being born and raised in Ethiopia I still had to Google Victor Emmanuel the 3rd to have a good chuckle

[@navaryn2938]

The whole league of nations roast was just sooo good

[@themusicmaster1077]

I still don’t get it

[@FortuitusVideo]

@@themusicmaster1077 I know what they're talking about and I still don't get it.

[@Nuek3163]

@@FortuitusVideo Imo the language and wording as well as historical background infers That holt just tells wuntch straight up that she's doing a bad job before telling her that her justifications for doing so was fear of losing power.

[@AgentMacklinFBI]

How direct he is when he says "you embarrassed yourself in front of Derek Jeter" is up there as my favorite Holt burn

[@apolojetx]

The insults between these two were some of the most creative writing on the show. I loved it.

[@patrickulas]

Didn't understand the "who's guarding Hades" burn until I looked it up...... His first insult to Wuntch is him calling her a three headed dog. Petty Holt is the best Holt.

[@leprechaunluck24]

Patrick C Greek mythology is awesome

[@talha389]

Hes calling her cerberus lol

[@theyofmanynames]

He's calling her a dog. A female dog. A...

[@marquis911]

@@leprechaunluck24 Greek Mythology is mostly Zeus on an episode of Maury.

[@owenmaleski2203]

I thought this was just holt calling her the devil again. As a Greek myth nerd, this is much better

[@Demaad]

Wuntch went back to her job at the River Styx

[@avibhattacharya4792]

Darkkkkkk😂💀

[@vintage1950]

😂

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

LOL!!!!!

[@Iruka1991]

she dead?

[@avibhattacharya4792]

Marcos Bustos yah bro

[@julesking1303]

8:30 Holt clapping while saying “oh goody gum drops” is the best thing

[@tha_real_kcloud4814]

“Sticks and Stone Raymond” “Describing your breakfast?” I love that line so much hahha

[@inahitz]

"Revenge on Dorothy for killing your sister."

[@juliolleshi751]

Finally, someone who appreciates that one in the comments 😂😂

[@muhammadbilalkhan1649]

I didn't get the reference. Anyone explain, please.

[@Maverick3211]

@@muhammadbilalkhan1649 you're kidding right?

[@muhammadbilalkhan1649]

@@Maverick3211 Truly man...

[@Maverick3211]

@@muhammadbilalkhan1649 ........wizard of OZ dude, watch it to understand

[@emthatyourefuse2494]

Possibly my favorite thing about the Holt-Wuntch burn war is how lowkey obvious it is that they were *fantastic* partners once upon a time. They just get on each other's weirdly specific frequency much too smoothly.

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

That makes it rather tragic

[@phoebedarker]

​@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickensall hail our dear leader who's also a fan of b99

[@ccdaly2561]

Anybody else just mainlining Holt content today? RIP Andre Braugher

[@jojogpt]

"fork tongued lizard witch" 🤣 Quality writing and an equally brilliant delivery is so important.

[@mayadrayton6750]

He looks so shocked when she wouldn’t give him tissues 💀😂

[@Queenpurple99]

Ikr....🤣

[@claudia_chen]

He said: 👁👄👁

[@sparriax3379]

“And what do you hope to get out of this Madeline? Let me guess, revenge on Dorothy for killing your sister?” _This is brilliant_

[@alihayder6297]

Holt's Suprised Pikachu Face When She Pulled Back The Tissues Is Golden

[@foolslayer9416]

6:48 Terry and Gina's victory dance for Captain Raymond gives me life.

[@mse8044]

Holt’s face when Wuntch denies him the tissues is a whole mood.

[@DMG1777]

Holt: "It's probably Madeline. Cockroaches release a mucus-like secretion".... 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@nathandavis2377]

Holt outlived Wuntch, but the opposite happened in real life. That makes me sad. I am sad. RIP Andre Braugher

[@christofferjenzen78]

Don't think anyone saw it as a competition to the death between Andre and Kyra,that would be nuts. It just really sucks that he's gone.

[@KW-de9sc]

Their rivalry transcended space and time into the real world.

[@nathandavis2377]

@@christofferjenzen78 I didn't, but that doesn't make it any less sad.

[@rafaelbogdan9307]

8:02 "I don't touch other dudes' hands" a few seconds after fist-bumping with CJ

[@iriszeldaana]

"You were mentioned by name in the monster mash." So good.

[@xxtarzanationxx]

Jake: My lady left me Cpt. Holt: My lady stayed Hilarious 😂

[@pedrohenriquecontente332]

"How do you like my new office? 20th floor" "I never thought I would see you this high without a broom underneath" Still my favorite one to this day

[@stuartwestley8636]

Mine too!

[@mattsherman4964]

“I see you’ve brought an audience for this little stunt” “Yes well who wouldn’t want to see a man fight a crocodile” Best one😂

[@EdgyEdG]

As much as I love Holt’s insults, Wuntch’s “You were mentioned by name in The Monster Mash” will forever be my favourite line in the series.

[@jkwoodberry]

That was her best insult 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Amari-Vee]

"GINA & TERRY GOT IT, YOU GRACKLE" I love that Holt's precinct has the "I'll hate them if you do" Loyalty.

[@ian42069]

"oh madeline i didn't see you there, i thought you were an old leather chair" 😆🤣 holt is the best

[@rygornspectre7142]

What I love about all of this is that Peralta and Diaz are in my opinion, the closest to being Holt's kids.

[@justjoannak]

There's a reason they are Boyle's fantasy threesome (for cops)

[@RaphaelJohn]

Holt - dad Kevin - mom Terry - eldest child trying to keep the younger siblings in line Rosa - eldest emo teen Boyle - the middle child pleaser Jake - the second youngest prankster child Amy - the youngest daddy-loving child There ya go

[@FLAPSER]

@@RaphaelJohn and gina is that one friend thats always around

[@MJAYZ007]

​@@FLAPSERGina is literally just the one that's always over at the house and has just been become apart of the family

[@trevorbuchh]

“Fork-tongued lizard witch” still makes me piss myself.

[@vishnuj8375]

"Madeline is not an invincible succubus, she is a regular succubus, she can be defeated" 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@davina1331]

The writers who wrote these roasts deserve a raise !

[@LayseeGee]

I will never get over the ‘sticks and stones’ line.

[@Masterchief0397]

And the " i never thought I'd see you this high without a broom"

[@harshardak2951]

Sticks and stones may break my bones but kelso nailed your sister

[@harshardak2951]

@@Masterchief0397 he is calling her a witch

[@JackPicko91]

"Oh Madeline I didn't see you there I thought you were an old leather chair." My fav.

[@kennyb.7295]

“I thought you’d still be crushed under that house in munchkin land” 🤣

[@Sailorluna96]

"Enjoy the understudies, Madeline. Have fun watching some chubby Chenowith knockoff warble her way through 'Popular'" is so underrated and hilarious

[@mr.perfectcell288]

“Hello deputy chief Wuntch you’ve aged” simple yet affective

[@stubbedthumb7735]

As a bird person “you grackle” is just about the best insult I’ve ever heard.

[@maxgoodman4331]

Stubbed Thumb they were talking about grackles earlier in the episode so when they said you grackle it lined up in the episode

[@camerongalvani6159]

“So much time with your ear to the pavement, it’s a pity a truck hasn’t run over your head” 😂😂😂 Ruthless!

[@KL-lt8rc]

"Don't count your gross fish babies before they're hatched"

[@superluck4827]

"Yes, who wouldn't want to watch a man wrestle a crocodile" 😆

[@idkwhattonamethischannel2767]

I like the one from the recent episode, "judging from the flames behind her, it could be a live stream"

[@nourzakki6267]

i love the one where he said “ what do you hope to get out of this Madeline? Let me guess revenge for Dorothy for killing your sister “ 7:46

[@JLStudios]

Holt Vs Wuntch. One of the best rivalries on TV. To hear Holt suddenly shout out hilarious insults was so unexpected, and made their interactions all the better given how formal he is.

[@atreya4270]

Wuntch-time is over . Oh wait it actually is.😭

[@liammckinley2976]

I pity the devil for when she arrives

[@Demaad]

And the devil gave Wuntch her old job at the River Styx

[@maicom802]

@@Demaad Also we can hear the children singing

[@akumabazooka9169]

@@maicom802 Don't forget it's "All the children" very important piece of info 🤣

[@maicom802]

@@akumabazooka9169 My bad, dude 🤐😂

[@LeBlondeJames]

"I didn't say Bloody Mary three times so yes" "I thought I'd never see you this high without a broom under you" Best insults in my opinion

[@blairbrown4812]

6:00 The precise moment you start questioning everything you've ever believed in from the moment you were born until the present day.

[@erikkillmonger5624]

Who would've ever guessed that Andre Braugher was secretly the master of deadpan comedy? Even his physical language is funny 0:32

[@thestarrypoet]

2:39 Holt has a lot of great roast for Wuntch and all, but can we get some respect for for our boy Jake?

[@sarasolomon4812]

Seriously, that line was awesome.

[@jakebolton983]

A had a similar comment and people asked what it meant so just to clear up he’s sayin she’s the lass of 101 dalmations a think but am prob wrong

[@tararocksong5085]

Jake compared Wuntch to Cruella de Vil, that was hilariously burned.

[@samz9264]

"Gina and terry got it you grackle"

[@keithhayes8001]

I die Everytime

[@Ari-ks7kt]

"Madeline's not some invincible succubus, she's a regular succubus" my favorite roast from Holt

[@couchpotatotv4717]

The best insult I've heard is "As god said, when wuntch tried to sneak past the gates into heaven it ain't happenin honey."

[@danieldaw1778]

I swear to God Raymond has a force multiplier that only activates when he faces Wuntch.

[@fabriziobergher3895]

This man is perfect at line deliveries

[@rygornspectre7142]

2:20 I love the reversal of roles here. Jake is the one trying to be formal while Holt's cracking jokes.

[@mxplechii]

I will never forget how many times you made me laugh and smile at my worst... rest in peace Andre Braugher ❤

[@siroliveoil5176]

“Oh my god wunch sounds like lunch, oh this opens up so many new avenues”