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@ComedyBites 3 жыл бұрын
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@SumitSharma-qd6pl
@SumitSharma-qd6pl 4 жыл бұрын
"You've aged" Simple yet brutal.
@Tostorito
@Tostorito 4 жыл бұрын
Devastating. A precision shot
@ericfloortje
@ericfloortje 4 жыл бұрын
That one really got me
@avengerwidow9
@avengerwidow9 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he says it so casually 😂
@xander1052
@xander1052 4 жыл бұрын
A sledgehammer of an insult
@hypnoticskull6342
@hypnoticskull6342 4 жыл бұрын
So much sexual tension
@Native-Kitty
@Native-Kitty 4 жыл бұрын
“Now I know why you call this a suicide squad because I already wanna kill myself!” LOL!!! Captain Holt is at his best when he’s insulting Wuntch.
@shai.loves.tacos.
@shai.loves.tacos. 4 жыл бұрын
Native-Kitty Gina taught him so well 😂
@Queenpurple99
@Queenpurple99 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@harmlessnunchuck2067
@harmlessnunchuck2067 3 жыл бұрын
That's suicide squad included the wunch , cj and vulture. It was obviously suicide squad
@CLA82529
@CLA82529 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, killing off Wuntch is a mistake imo. I'm gonna miss her.
@raulbetancourt5795
@raulbetancourt5795 3 жыл бұрын
His rivalry with wuntch was one of the key stone of the show
@hectorthecollector4282
@hectorthecollector4282 4 жыл бұрын
Wuntch: Hello, Raymond! Surprised to see me? Holt: Well, I didn’t say bloody mary three times. So yes.
@tararocksong5085
@tararocksong5085 4 жыл бұрын
Wuntch: I’m sure you consider my untimely death a victory, but I’d never let you win! I told everyone that in my final days, we reconciled, and you insisted on hosting and organizing my NYPD memorial service. I know you won’t be able to resist badmouthing me at the service. All the top brass will be there. And when you speak ill of me, it will end your career. It’s over, I won! Bye Raymond. Holt: Oh no, I’m doomed!
@mcgraidymacatangay1701
@mcgraidymacatangay1701 4 жыл бұрын
Tara Rocksong THE BEST
@NoLongerNull
@NoLongerNull 4 жыл бұрын
@@tararocksong5085 I love it lmfao
@daneorigene6913
@daneorigene6913 4 жыл бұрын
My favourite one
@quintontyler7390
@quintontyler7390 4 жыл бұрын
@Benjamin Hager lmao I'm crying.
@DreIsGoneFission
@DreIsGoneFission 3 жыл бұрын
“Wunch isn’t some invincible succubus, she’s a regular succubus”
@jexelbur6872
@jexelbur6872 3 жыл бұрын
Now I wanna know what an invincible succubus is 🤣
@miwa2135
@miwa2135 2 жыл бұрын
@@jexelbur6872 Its a female demon
@TonyM.A255
@TonyM.A255 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but still succubus
@youngmissalex9308
@youngmissalex9308 Жыл бұрын
A succubus but better than a regular succubus
@christanzola8633
@christanzola8633 Жыл бұрын
So she can be defeated
@eurafrican85
@eurafrican85 2 жыл бұрын
Holt: "is that a talking raisin?" Wuntch: "enough foreplay"
@sedakid3
@sedakid3 2 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite one!!! 😭😂
@tronto9433
@tronto9433 2 жыл бұрын
i thoght she said word-play
@mellothaman5113
@mellothaman5113 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@PugLover20
@PugLover20 9 ай бұрын
This was savage! LMAO!
@rohaansunil6960
@rohaansunil6960 4 жыл бұрын
"Never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you"😂
@raymondjones7423
@raymondjones7423 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 I died lol
@raymondjones7423
@raymondjones7423 4 жыл бұрын
5:15
@vartika4584
@vartika4584 4 жыл бұрын
That's my favorite
@quintontyler7390
@quintontyler7390 4 жыл бұрын
Classic line.
@quintontyler7390
@quintontyler7390 4 жыл бұрын
@@raymondjones7423 it's a classic.
@curry7101
@curry7101 4 жыл бұрын
‘I wondered why all the birds stop singing’ LOL I can’t get over this
@danieldelanoche2015
@danieldelanoche2015 4 жыл бұрын
Used this specific one on a coworker. Her expression was the surprises Pikachu face.
@sidneylora1
@sidneylora1 3 жыл бұрын
The savagery
@Is_mail22
@Is_mail22 3 жыл бұрын
2:44
@mikhailsporyshev9772
@mikhailsporyshev9772 3 жыл бұрын
especially considering that the only bird in NY is a pigeon and it does not sing
@victorvieira7355
@victorvieira7355 2 жыл бұрын
I use this to talk about my boss at work lol
@nieru1
@nieru1 4 жыл бұрын
wheres is the one where holt said "zombies dont die. if wuntch were dead, we would be hearing the sounds of children singing in the street"
@anthonyhayes1267
@anthonyhayes1267 4 жыл бұрын
"Wuntch will not soon be forgotten. Trick or Treaters will dress as her for generations."
@deekshawalimbe6019
@deekshawalimbe6019 4 жыл бұрын
Rosa - who children? Holt - ALL the children.
@urbijagoswami4137
@urbijagoswami4137 3 жыл бұрын
And when he compared her to a Korean toilet ghost 🤣 I can't see how one could miss it
@Last_March_of_the_Gents
@Last_March_of_the_Gents 3 жыл бұрын
The best is just BAGELS! BAGEL! BAGEL!
@rafaeladinis4109
@rafaeladinis4109 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@kylereyes2337
@kylereyes2337 2 жыл бұрын
“Wunch time is over! Boom, did it!” This is the moment when Holt became Jake.
@Saif-zf9vb
@Saif-zf9vb 2 жыл бұрын
Hah! Had it both ways, no regrets
@Caughtinthedarudesandstorm888
@Caughtinthedarudesandstorm888 2 жыл бұрын
Not Boyle? Boyle says boom
@heinzbeans2117
@heinzbeans2117 Жыл бұрын
@@Caughtinthedarudesandstorm888 BOYLE SAYS BOOM
@saz19s8
@saz19s8 Жыл бұрын
I mean his middle name is Jacob 😂
@krennopher1269
@krennopher1269 8 ай бұрын
He had it both ways, no regrets.
@adspongy301
@adspongy301 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but "You've AGED" always gets me. Every... Time The other one that always gets me is "Boston, its so close to Salem"
@austinmccoy9743
@austinmccoy9743 2 жыл бұрын
You do know what they do to witches up there, don't you?
@pandawok301
@pandawok301 2 жыл бұрын
Like milk?
@aaronkenyon7112
@aaronkenyon7112 Жыл бұрын
It gets me too. It's just a simple insult yet so effective 😂
@7MatthewJames
@7MatthewJames Жыл бұрын
@@austinmccoy9743this is amazing
@kankereganbada1184
@kankereganbada1184 4 жыл бұрын
"Boston, but it's so close to salem you do know what they do to witches up there dont you" good lord
@TheMan750
@TheMan750 4 жыл бұрын
baba yaga thats my favorite
@ocean6828
@ocean6828 4 жыл бұрын
I like the “no, I was calling you a goat... you goat”
@ahdvd
@ahdvd 4 жыл бұрын
I'm torn between that one and “I didn't think I'd ever see you up this high without a broom under you”. So tight between those two lines!
@Mukation
@Mukation 4 жыл бұрын
@@ahdvd I still think the "but if you're here, who's guarding Hades!?" is the best.
@liladjgal1204
@liladjgal1204 4 жыл бұрын
I agree wholeheartedly
@EtherealRoninERProductions
@EtherealRoninERProductions 3 жыл бұрын
1:50 “Sticks and stones Raymond” “Describing your breakfast?” Holt’s a savage
@jonathan_420
@jonathan_420 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@vecna-ussy1882
@vecna-ussy1882 2 жыл бұрын
IkR
@thereelpineapple
@thereelpineapple 2 жыл бұрын
I was mid bong hit, and laughed/coughed for 3 minutes straight. It's one of my favorite burns in a sitcom ever.
@wallacerose8663
@wallacerose8663 2 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite bits in the entire series
@DarbyDumont
@DarbyDumont 2 жыл бұрын
They line got me too! Made me stop and send this to my bf
@lieutenantnitewolf3337
@lieutenantnitewolf3337 4 жыл бұрын
Amy: When did she record this Rosa: Judging by the flames around her its probably a livestream Raymond: good one LOL
@rejoyce318
@rejoyce318 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite, er, burn from that episode.
@Watcher7081
@Watcher7081 4 жыл бұрын
I DIDN'T SEE THIS ONE. BLOODY MARY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rjallotey-pappoe6521
@rjallotey-pappoe6521 4 жыл бұрын
That was the best episode ever! It was so funny. Even though she's Dead 😂😭. I'm going to Hell. 😭 I'll say hi to wuntch for you. 😉
@vincentfarmer9907
@vincentfarmer9907 4 жыл бұрын
Adam: I get half of her estate just for attempting this. Rosa: Who wants half of a child's nightmare?
@scribblesshewrote
@scribblesshewrote 4 жыл бұрын
Rosa and Holt were VIBING in that episode, I loved it.
@Transit0422
@Transit0422 Жыл бұрын
Terry: “Sir she’s dead” Holt: “Oh Terry, zombies can’t die. This is some sort of scam, if she were dead we would be hearing the sound of children singing in the streets” I’ve never cried tears laughing before but this part is what did it for me
@Samuel-kh1vu
@Samuel-kh1vu Жыл бұрын
Like wuntch when she is being sold a deodorant. "I ain't buying it"
@CubNV
@CubNV Жыл бұрын
@@Samuel-kh1vu ‘that’s what he said’
@woodside4life
@woodside4life Жыл бұрын
@@Samuel-kh1vuHAHA!!!
@lifewithlee6298
@lifewithlee6298 Жыл бұрын
Goes to her funeral 😅and takes a selfie 🤳
@cReAtIvE42name
@cReAtIvE42name Жыл бұрын
Rosa: "What children? " Holt: "All the children". Rosa: "Ofcourse".
@aogabby
@aogabby 4 жыл бұрын
"Deputy Chief Wuntch, you've aged." is my favourite. So simple yet so funny.
@TheFallofTheEleventh
@TheFallofTheEleventh 4 жыл бұрын
Gabby Doux mine is ‘actually I was calling you a goat.......you goat’
@mizzapril2009
@mizzapril2009 4 жыл бұрын
You grackle is also a good one
@jaquanwaller8937
@jaquanwaller8937 4 жыл бұрын
@@mizzapril2009 the way that he said it is so funny🤣🤣🤣
@Nicolas-lo8db
@Nicolas-lo8db 4 жыл бұрын
"Who would not want to see a man fight a crocodile" Even Holt enjoy the simple thing in life
@kyleboffa793
@kyleboffa793 3 жыл бұрын
:-| lol
@LactoseintolerantWis
@LactoseintolerantWis 3 жыл бұрын
They never said my favorite line "Just like God said to Wuntch when she tried to sneak past the pearly gates into Heaven, 'It ain't happenin honey'".
@chithewoodfairy
@chithewoodfairy 3 жыл бұрын
ikr
@idontwantahandlethough
@idontwantahandlethough 3 жыл бұрын
Well you've got me imagining God as a (very large) sassy gay man and now I really hope he is, I feel like that's exactly the god we need right now
@Darksky1001able
@Darksky1001able 2 жыл бұрын
@@idontwantahandlethough Why?
@fakanigamin
@fakanigamin 2 жыл бұрын
@@idontwantahandlethough with all due respect, NO
@tytomic9839
@tytomic9839 2 жыл бұрын
or like what wunch says when she sees deodorant, i'm not buyin' it
@WesleySunshine
@WesleySunshine 3 жыл бұрын
“I see you’ve got an audience for this little stunt.” “Yes, well, who wouldn’t want to see a man fight a crocodile?” Awesome 😂
@theperks6772
@theperks6772 2 жыл бұрын
I died....ahgagagag
@jayboogie7956
@jayboogie7956 2 жыл бұрын
Priceless 🤣
@aditriiii
@aditriiii Жыл бұрын
i had tonsils when i was watching that scene and laughed out so loudly. trust me, it did not end well
@DensilGrant
@DensilGrant Жыл бұрын
Wrestle not fight
@billyisnotonfire
@billyisnotonfire 2 жыл бұрын
“But if you’re here… who’s guarding Hades?” THE ABSOLUTE BEST FOREVER
@THERSC216
@THERSC216 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@angeloliver7613
@angeloliver7613 2 жыл бұрын
Doesn't even make sense. TARTARUS is the 'hell'-part of Hades. Hades is just regular afterlife. Or did he mean that large dog?
@JSilv3r
@JSilv3r 2 жыл бұрын
@@angeloliver7613 yew, assumed he means cerberus
@sureindubitably3771
@sureindubitably3771 2 жыл бұрын
@@angeloliver7613 It's Cerberus, the three-headed demon dog
@tararocksong5085
@tararocksong5085 Жыл бұрын
Holt called Wuntch a three headed guard dog.
@sunnybffr
@sunnybffr 4 жыл бұрын
can we all appreciate jake's burn too? "i'd give you more details but someone just came in to try and find her Dalmatian coat" I SCREAM
@tararocksong5085
@tararocksong5085 4 жыл бұрын
SHOTS FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!
@cybershoutmon9741
@cybershoutmon9741 4 жыл бұрын
I get it he called her cruella de ville
@autumn3978
@autumn3978 3 жыл бұрын
@@cybershoutmon9741 ray holt, is that you?
@cybershoutmon9741
@cybershoutmon9741 3 жыл бұрын
@@autumn3978 absurd, you confuse a red small dragon Digimon with a taller human officer. But then again such confusion has occurred before like how my friend Jaden the Gundragon was confused for Jaiden animations
@cybershoutmon9741
@cybershoutmon9741 3 жыл бұрын
Ones a male the others female and they look nothing alike
@aog3999
@aog3999 4 жыл бұрын
the ending got me good "a woman and a gay black detective" 'no... a human and a wrapped jack o lantern"
@juliantapia1407
@juliantapia1407 4 жыл бұрын
' *Rotted* Jack o lantern'
@Crimson365
@Crimson365 4 жыл бұрын
Wtf is a wrapped jack-o-lantern
@crickety6092
@crickety6092 4 жыл бұрын
anoramaX it obviously went as a mummy for Halloween
@aog3999
@aog3999 4 жыл бұрын
this guy @@crickety6092​ knows
@aog3999
@aog3999 4 жыл бұрын
@@juliantapia1407 ah i heard wrapped but rotted makes more sense, lets meet in the middle and say shes a rotted jack o lantern wrapped like a mummy
@Vivalavidagrl
@Vivalavidagrl 4 жыл бұрын
“Youuuu embarrassed yourSSSSSELF in front of Derek Jeter.”
@andresneira637
@andresneira637 4 жыл бұрын
Who the hell is Derek Jeter?
@victoreestermans4199
@victoreestermans4199 4 жыл бұрын
@@andresneira637 best baseball player ever
@yboy898
@yboy898 4 жыл бұрын
The aggression in his tone though 😂
@Spuddud
@Spuddud 4 жыл бұрын
@@andresneira637 He's a biracial angel
@andresneira637
@andresneira637 4 жыл бұрын
@@yboy898 That was the best
@vincentvile8302
@vincentvile8302 Жыл бұрын
"My lady left me." "My lady stayed." Subtle yet venomous and I love it!
@Alexstarfire
@Alexstarfire 2 жыл бұрын
"The only way I'll die is if you touch me with your bony finger and drag me across the river Styx." By far the best burn. So creative.
@zingisagoni9515
@zingisagoni9515 Жыл бұрын
That’s my favorite one ☝️ 😂😂😂
@laloeljoker7881
@laloeljoker7881 Жыл бұрын
"...you Reaper" 😂😂
@MyKrabi
@MyKrabi Жыл бұрын
Only Holt would insult someone with a Greek classics burn lol
@akshayramdaw9003
@akshayramdaw9003 4 жыл бұрын
"Calling me the devil Raymond, how original" Holt: "I'm calling you a goat, you goat" 🤣 My favorite one
@CustomizedUsername
@CustomizedUsername 3 жыл бұрын
Terry and Gina’s reaction made it perfect 😂
@sana_sha
@sana_sha 3 жыл бұрын
which episode?
@Akumpo274
@Akumpo274 3 жыл бұрын
@@sana_sha S2 E23: Johnny and Dora
@sana_sha
@sana_sha 3 жыл бұрын
@@Akumpo274 thank youuu
@poulladulay1255
@poulladulay1255 2 жыл бұрын
Hahhaha i laughed so hard at this one. Wunch has been called a goat, a crocodile a crab, an old leather chair and a lot more 🤣🤣🤣
@magnussankaran1097
@magnussankaran1097 4 жыл бұрын
8:24 'Commisioner Kelly!' 'Oh, Madeleine, I didn't see you there, I thought you were an *old leather chair* ' ' *HE'S NOT GONNA SAY THAT!* ' 'he might!'
@howdahellrya
@howdahellrya 4 жыл бұрын
I had to pull over from driving cuz I laughed SO HARD
@Demaad
@Demaad 4 жыл бұрын
“You’re worse than The Vulture”
@edwardchiang6106
@edwardchiang6106 4 жыл бұрын
I burst out laughing at 3AM
@DiBaozi
@DiBaozi 4 жыл бұрын
I bursted out laughing
@AhavaMath
@AhavaMath 4 жыл бұрын
That part gets me every time. hahaha
@mileshamauei9905
@mileshamauei9905 4 жыл бұрын
“Madeline I didn’t see you, I thought you were an old leather chair”😂😂😂😂😂I’m dead
@mr.l8723
@mr.l8723 3 жыл бұрын
“HE’S NOT GONNA SAY THAT!”😑 “He might.”
@plabanpratim5202
@plabanpratim5202 2 жыл бұрын
That line killed me 😂
@7752
@7752 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that they got another actor to read out Holt’s insult caught me off-guard 😂😂😂
@gentaro1312
@gentaro1312 2 жыл бұрын
That scene killed me 😹
@InitialDL84
@InitialDL84 2 жыл бұрын
I'm still busting out laughing on that 🤣
@winsuma8253
@winsuma8253 Жыл бұрын
My personal favorite will always be “As Wuntch says when she sees deodorant, ‘I’m not buying it’”.
@NathanCAY1010
@NathanCAY1010 4 ай бұрын
Yooooo i laughed for bout 20mins alot at this line😂😂😂
@cobrasys
@cobrasys 2 жыл бұрын
"Don't count your _gross fish babies_ before they've hatched, Madeline" takes the cake for me. 🤣🤣
@iagreewithyou3478
@iagreewithyou3478 2 жыл бұрын
"Hello, Wunch. You've aged." That's it for me. Simple, short, and sincere. 😆
@Noelhall88
@Noelhall88 Жыл бұрын
Omg the fish babies destroyed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sb0182
@sb0182 Жыл бұрын
Is that calling her a whale? (English is not my 1st language)
@cobrasys
@cobrasys Жыл бұрын
@@sb0182 Not specifically, just some fish creature of some kind. :)
@Keston1302
@Keston1302 4 жыл бұрын
Wuntch: “Sticks and Stones Raymond” Holt: “Describing your breakfast?” Lol 😂
@Raziel3000
@Raziel3000 4 жыл бұрын
Damn fire
@Gpulse21
@Gpulse21 4 жыл бұрын
Yo that line killed me 🤣
@TheDGAF06
@TheDGAF06 4 жыл бұрын
This one and "look Gina, is that a talking raisin?"
@gabrieleg5010
@gabrieleg5010 4 жыл бұрын
I love that line
@luistowersss
@luistowersss 4 жыл бұрын
That is my favorite
@hansalib2710
@hansalib2710 4 жыл бұрын
"No regrets." I love it when Holt's sass just peeps through while saying that haha.
@daemonbelphegor9849
@daemonbelphegor9849 4 жыл бұрын
Yass queen
@internetperson573
@internetperson573 4 жыл бұрын
Almost as sassy as when he pulled the gay card XD
@annakareninacamara6580
@annakareninacamara6580 3 жыл бұрын
I love how 'Wunch time is over' is by far the least funny roast here, but Holt managed to make this scene somehow one of (or the) funniest!
@basilgysel8409
@basilgysel8409 4 жыл бұрын
“like madeleine would say when she sees deodorant: I’m not buying it.” 😂
@Jimothyjohns
@Jimothyjohns 4 жыл бұрын
Basil Gysel or when God caught her sneaking into heaven “It ain’t happening honey”
@allaremean
@allaremean 4 жыл бұрын
I died during this scene 😂😂
@the07pattyvonne
@the07pattyvonne 4 жыл бұрын
I think Rosa actually laughed at this so did I 😂
@CLA82529
@CLA82529 3 жыл бұрын
@@the07pattyvonne Rosa's hysterical laugh though 😂
@atheismgaming17
@atheismgaming17 3 жыл бұрын
Like the reason why Madeleine aucks the blood from all the goats: for kicks.
@xx3astmanxx928
@xx3astmanxx928 3 жыл бұрын
Holt is literally one of the funniest characters in the history of television
@ireallyshouldntbehereltd7814
@ireallyshouldntbehereltd7814 3 жыл бұрын
"That moustache was era.....appropriate" is a sentence we all need to use more in conversation. Grakel is also a superb insult.
@christyverplank3552
@christyverplank3552 2 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t get enough credit for his comical timing with his delivery.
@kismethappel7811
@kismethappel7811 Жыл бұрын
Another good counter to it would've been "You mean the mustache you wanted to ride?" Granted, I doubt that one could get past the censors.
@DaRealHerajika
@DaRealHerajika 4 жыл бұрын
"The only way I'm gonna die is if you touch me with one of your bony fingers and drag me across the River Styx, you reaper." -BEST UNDERRATED LINE OF SEASON 6... 😂😂😂
@blaxpoitation8528
@blaxpoitation8528 4 жыл бұрын
His delivery is what kills it. Holt slays it lol
@sallyadams7666
@sallyadams7666 4 жыл бұрын
my favorite zinger out of all of them for sure lmao
@TypicalToyReviews
@TypicalToyReviews 4 жыл бұрын
I was WAITING for that one to show up lol, definitely one of the best!
@pdannysan13
@pdannysan13 4 жыл бұрын
At 8:00 when she touches his hand he actually flinches :) priceless commitment to the role.
@Balouthegreat
@Balouthegreat 4 жыл бұрын
I have never seen this show, but captain holt makes me want to, this one was hands done the best one
@keatonhicks31
@keatonhicks31 4 жыл бұрын
"She's the devila nd you don't dance with the Devil because get burned. Also in Madeleine's case she has no rythm... and her hands are like little rat claws"😂😂😂💀
@Ok-sd6lk
@Ok-sd6lk 4 жыл бұрын
😅👌
@mr.perfectcell288
@mr.perfectcell288 4 жыл бұрын
So actually Madeleine just went home when she “died”
@Ramadanm
@Ramadanm 4 жыл бұрын
Mr.PerfectCell 😢😢
@Bran-don321
@Bran-don321 4 жыл бұрын
The best one
@kmw4040
@kmw4040 4 жыл бұрын
As funny as that line is your spelling is atrocious lmao
@CedricBassman
@CedricBassman 4 жыл бұрын
"Raymond, you sound so naive." "And you sound just like Viktor Emanuel III." That insult is like expecting a knife fight with words and suddenly someone drops a Nuke in your face."
@RA-bc5cs
@RA-bc5cs 4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe/hate that despite being born and raised in Ethiopia I still had to Google Victor Emmanuel the 3rd to have a good chuckle
@navaryn2938
@navaryn2938 4 жыл бұрын
The whole league of nations roast was just sooo good
@themusicmaster1077
@themusicmaster1077 3 жыл бұрын
I still don’t get it
@FortuitusVideo
@FortuitusVideo 3 жыл бұрын
@@themusicmaster1077 I know what they're talking about and I still don't get it.
@Nuek3163
@Nuek3163 3 жыл бұрын
@@FortuitusVideo Imo the language and wording as well as historical background infers That holt just tells wuntch straight up that she's doing a bad job before telling her that her justifications for doing so was fear of losing power.
@Julikachen
@Julikachen Жыл бұрын
My favourite bit is missing, when they are looking for a picture of Wuntch and Holt says "Vampires don't show up on film, maybe we should look for a medieval wood carving!" The absurdity and his deadpan delivery get me every time
@marti5356
@marti5356 3 жыл бұрын
8:47 "theyre not allowed to do that its against the rules Its also against the rules to let a pile of worms wear a uniform and yet here you stand" my favourite burn
@georgeprchal3924
@georgeprchal3924 4 жыл бұрын
She's not an invincible succubus. She's a regular succubus and therefore can be defeated.
@Blazedasonic
@Blazedasonic 3 жыл бұрын
I read it as I heard it lol
@emthatyourefuse2494
@emthatyourefuse2494 3 жыл бұрын
Possibly my favorite thing about the Holt-Wuntch burn war is how lowkey obvious it is that they were *fantastic* partners once upon a time. They just get on each other's weirdly specific frequency much too smoothly.
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 2 жыл бұрын
That makes it rather tragic
@phoebedarker
@phoebedarker Жыл бұрын
​@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickensall hail our dear leader who's also a fan of b99
@Demaad
@Demaad 4 жыл бұрын
Wuntch went back to her job at the River Styx
@avibhattacharya4792
@avibhattacharya4792 4 жыл бұрын
Darkkkkkk😂💀
@vintage1950
@vintage1950 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@yevgeniyaleshchenko849
@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 4 жыл бұрын
LOL!!!!!
@Iruka1991
@Iruka1991 4 жыл бұрын
she dead?
@avibhattacharya4792
@avibhattacharya4792 4 жыл бұрын
Marcos Bustos yah bro
@BunnyChamberX
@BunnyChamberX 3 жыл бұрын
"Trick or Treaters will dress like her for GENERATIONS!" is the best quote.
@apolojetx
@apolojetx 3 жыл бұрын
The insults between these two were some of the most creative writing on the show. I loved it.
@mse8044
@mse8044 4 жыл бұрын
Holt’s face when Wuntch denies him the tissues is a whole mood.
@sparriax3379
@sparriax3379 4 жыл бұрын
“And what do you hope to get out of this Madeline? Let me guess, revenge on Dorothy for killing your sister?” _This is brilliant_
@patrickulas
@patrickulas 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't understand the "who's guarding Hades" burn until I looked it up...... His first insult to Wuntch is him calling her a three headed dog. Petty Holt is the best Holt.
@leprechaunluck24
@leprechaunluck24 4 жыл бұрын
Patrick C Greek mythology is awesome
@talha389
@talha389 4 жыл бұрын
Hes calling her cerberus lol
@MezephelesArt
@MezephelesArt 4 жыл бұрын
He's calling her a dog. A female dog. A...
@marquis911
@marquis911 4 жыл бұрын
@@leprechaunluck24 Greek Mythology is mostly Zeus on an episode of Maury.
@owenmaleski2203
@owenmaleski2203 4 жыл бұрын
I thought this was just holt calling her the devil again. As a Greek myth nerd, this is much better
@kelsibloomer935
@kelsibloomer935 Жыл бұрын
“whatever you do, don’t look directly into her eyes” “why, cause you’ll turn to stone?” “no, because her eyes are ugly” 😂😂😂😭😭😭
@julesking1303
@julesking1303 3 жыл бұрын
8:30 Holt clapping while saying “oh goody gum drops” is the best thing
@Amari-Vee
@Amari-Vee 4 жыл бұрын
"GINA & TERRY GOT IT, YOU GRACKLE" I love that Holt's precinct has the "I'll hate them if you do" Loyalty.
@mayadrayton6750
@mayadrayton6750 4 жыл бұрын
He looks so shocked when she wouldn’t give him tissues 💀😂
@Queenpurple99
@Queenpurple99 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr....🤣
@claudia_chen
@claudia_chen 2 жыл бұрын
He said: 👁👄👁
@iriszeldaana
@iriszeldaana 4 жыл бұрын
"You were mentioned by name in the monster mash." So good.
@AgentMacklinFBI
@AgentMacklinFBI 2 жыл бұрын
How direct he is when he says "you embarrassed yourself in front of Derek Jeter" is up there as my favorite Holt burn
@jojogpt
@jojogpt 2 жыл бұрын
"fork tongued lizard witch" 🤣 Quality writing and an equally brilliant delivery is so important.
@idkwhattonamethischannel2767
@idkwhattonamethischannel2767 4 жыл бұрын
I like the one from the recent episode, "judging from the flames behind her, it could be a live stream"
@EdgyEdG
@EdgyEdG 4 жыл бұрын
As much as I love Holt’s insults, Wuntch’s “You were mentioned by name in The Monster Mash” will forever be my favourite line in the series.
@jkwoodberry
@jkwoodberry 2 жыл бұрын
That was her best insult 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@trevorbuchh
@trevorbuchh 4 жыл бұрын
“Fork-tongued lizard witch” still makes me piss myself.
@Andrew_-nr7zt
@Andrew_-nr7zt 3 жыл бұрын
“Revenge on Dorothy for killing your sister” -Holt😂
@samalvey8168
@samalvey8168 3 жыл бұрын
I thought she was still crushed under that house in Munchkinland.
@sureindubitably3771
@sureindubitably3771 2 жыл бұрын
I love that dude 🤣
@foolslayer9416
@foolslayer9416 3 жыл бұрын
6:48 Terry and Gina's victory dance for Captain Raymond gives me life.
@inahitz
@inahitz 4 жыл бұрын
"Revenge on Dorothy for killing your sister."
@juliolleshi751
@juliolleshi751 4 жыл бұрын
Finally, someone who appreciates that one in the comments 😂😂
@muhammadbilalkhan1649
@muhammadbilalkhan1649 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't get the reference. Anyone explain, please.
@Maverick3211
@Maverick3211 4 жыл бұрын
@@muhammadbilalkhan1649 you're kidding right?
@muhammadbilalkhan1649
@muhammadbilalkhan1649 4 жыл бұрын
@@Maverick3211 Truly man...
@Maverick3211
@Maverick3211 4 жыл бұрын
@@muhammadbilalkhan1649 ........wizard of OZ dude, watch it to understand
@starblaze5813
@starblaze5813 3 жыл бұрын
Jake’s cruella de ville burn is so underrated
@D-me-dream-smp
@D-me-dream-smp 4 жыл бұрын
Holt has to be one of my all time favourite TV characters ever. His dead pan delivery is always impeccable yet manages to stay classy. I’ve watched his classic burns multiple times and he nails it every time seemingly effortlessly.
@tha_real_kcloud4814
@tha_real_kcloud4814 2 жыл бұрын
“Sticks and Stone Raymond” “Describing your breakfast?” I love that line so much hahha
@alihayder6297
@alihayder6297 3 жыл бұрын
Holt's Suprised Pikachu Face When She Pulled Back The Tissues Is Golden
@DMG1777
@DMG1777 4 жыл бұрын
Holt: "It's probably Madeline. Cockroaches release a mucus-like secretion".... 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@jayboogie7956
@jayboogie7956 3 жыл бұрын
0:10 "Who's guarding Hades?" I can't stop laughing 🤣😂
@jarnoveldman9256
@jarnoveldman9256 2 жыл бұрын
He looks so proud of that line
@LayseeGee
@LayseeGee 4 жыл бұрын
I will never get over the ‘sticks and stones’ line.
@Masterchief0397
@Masterchief0397 4 жыл бұрын
And the " i never thought I'd see you this high without a broom"
@harshardak2951
@harshardak2951 4 жыл бұрын
Sticks and stones may break my bones but kelso nailed your sister
@harshardak2951
@harshardak2951 4 жыл бұрын
@@Masterchief0397 he is calling her a witch
@ccdaly2561
@ccdaly2561 Жыл бұрын
Anybody else just mainlining Holt content today? RIP Andre Braugher
@rafaelbogdan9307
@rafaelbogdan9307 3 жыл бұрын
8:02 "I don't touch other dudes' hands" a few seconds after fist-bumping with CJ
@JackPicko91
@JackPicko91 4 жыл бұрын
"Oh Madeline I didn't see you there I thought you were an old leather chair." My fav.
@thestarrypoet
@thestarrypoet 4 жыл бұрын
2:39 Holt has a lot of great roast for Wuntch and all, but can we get some respect for for our boy Jake?
@sarasolomon4812
@sarasolomon4812 4 жыл бұрын
Seriously, that line was awesome.
@jakebolton983
@jakebolton983 4 жыл бұрын
A had a similar comment and people asked what it meant so just to clear up he’s sayin she’s the lass of 101 dalmations a think but am prob wrong
@tararocksong5085
@tararocksong5085 4 жыл бұрын
Jake compared Wuntch to Cruella de Vil, that was hilariously burned.
@LeBlondeJames
@LeBlondeJames 4 жыл бұрын
"I didn't say Bloody Mary three times so yes" "I thought I'd never see you this high without a broom under you" Best insults in my opinion
@pedrohenriquecontente332
@pedrohenriquecontente332 Жыл бұрын
"How do you like my new office? 20th floor" "I never thought I would see you this high without a broom underneath" Still my favorite one to this day
@stuartwestley8636
@stuartwestley8636 11 ай бұрын
Mine too!
@rygornspectre7142
@rygornspectre7142 2 жыл бұрын
What I love about all of this is that Peralta and Diaz are in my opinion, the closest to being Holt's kids.
@justjoannak
@justjoannak 2 жыл бұрын
There's a reason they are Boyle's fantasy threesome (for cops)
@RaphaelJohn
@RaphaelJohn Жыл бұрын
Holt - dad Kevin - mom Terry - eldest child trying to keep the younger siblings in line Rosa - eldest emo teen Boyle - the middle child pleaser Jake - the second youngest prankster child Amy - the youngest daddy-loving child There ya go
@FLAPSER
@FLAPSER 11 ай бұрын
@@RaphaelJohn and gina is that one friend thats always around
@MJAYZ007
@MJAYZ007 11 ай бұрын
​@@FLAPSERGina is literally just the one that's always over at the house and has just been become apart of the family
@stubbedthumb7735
@stubbedthumb7735 4 жыл бұрын
As a bird person “you grackle” is just about the best insult I’ve ever heard.
@maxgoodman4331
@maxgoodman4331 4 жыл бұрын
Stubbed Thumb they were talking about grackles earlier in the episode so when they said you grackle it lined up in the episode
@mr.perfectcell288
@mr.perfectcell288 4 жыл бұрын
“Hello deputy chief Wuntch you’ve aged” simple yet affective
@kennyb.7295
@kennyb.7295 2 жыл бұрын
“I thought you’d still be crushed under that house in munchkin land” 🤣
@ian42069
@ian42069 Жыл бұрын
"oh madeline i didn't see you there, i thought you were an old leather chair" 😆🤣 holt is the best
@superluck4827
@superluck4827 4 жыл бұрын
"Yes, who wouldn't want to watch a man wrestle a crocodile" 😆
@xxtarzanationxx
@xxtarzanationxx 4 жыл бұрын
Jake: My lady left me Cpt. Holt: My lady stayed Hilarious 😂
@paulheenan9098
@paulheenan9098 4 жыл бұрын
I will never get over 5:16 His calm delivery without any hesitation tells you that he thought of that insult on the elevator ride up to her office.
@gregoryuk
@gregoryuk 4 жыл бұрын
Enough niceties.
@Kate28889
@Kate28889 3 жыл бұрын
...or he read it in the script
@mattsherman4964
@mattsherman4964 Жыл бұрын
“I see you’ve brought an audience for this little stunt” “Yes well who wouldn’t want to see a man fight a crocodile” Best one😂
@nourzakki6267
@nourzakki6267 3 жыл бұрын
i love the one where he said “ what do you hope to get out of this Madeline? Let me guess revenge for Dorothy for killing your sister “ 7:46
@fabriziobergher3895
@fabriziobergher3895 4 жыл бұрын
This man is perfect at line deliveries
@rum_coke_17
@rum_coke_17 4 жыл бұрын
3:26 can we just appreciate the tone of voice that Rosa uses when saying “Wunch”?
@blokvader8283
@blokvader8283 2 жыл бұрын
"Deputy Chief Wuntch is here to see you."
@atreya4270
@atreya4270 4 жыл бұрын
Wuntch-time is over . Oh wait it actually is.😭
@liammckinley2976
@liammckinley2976 4 жыл бұрын
I pity the devil for when she arrives
@Demaad
@Demaad 4 жыл бұрын
And the devil gave Wuntch her old job at the River Styx
@maicom802
@maicom802 4 жыл бұрын
@@Demaad Also we can hear the children singing
@akumabazooka9169
@akumabazooka9169 4 жыл бұрын
@@maicom802 Don't forget it's "All the children" very important piece of info 🤣
@maicom802
@maicom802 4 жыл бұрын
@@akumabazooka9169 My bad, dude 🤐😂
@Sailorluna96
@Sailorluna96 2 жыл бұрын
"Enjoy the understudies, Madeline. Have fun watching some chubby Chenowith knockoff warble her way through 'Popular'" is so underrated and hilarious
@vishnuj8375
@vishnuj8375 2 жыл бұрын
"Madeline is not an invincible succubus, she is a regular succubus, she can be defeated" 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
@Demaad
@Demaad 4 жыл бұрын
2:40-2:50 Holt was probably think of giving Jake a raise for that new roast on Wuntch
@tron-fan1824
@tron-fan1824 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣👍👍👏👏
@orcofnbu
@orcofnbu 4 жыл бұрын
8:15 "perhaps you can sneak in disguised as as an old leather chair" :D
@dumpsterbabies8453
@dumpsterbabies8453 Жыл бұрын
I love this insult
@siroliveoil5176
@siroliveoil5176 4 жыл бұрын
“Oh my god wunch sounds like lunch, oh this opens up so many new avenues”
@Lord_Baphomet_
@Lord_Baphomet_ 3 жыл бұрын
1:29 Oh my GOD Victor Emmanuel III was the Italian king who appointed Mussolini as prime minister (the most hated Italian in Italian history). The only reason why he gave him the position is because Mussolini threatened to march on the capital, proving how much of a coward the king was. This insult is his best, it’s so horrible; it’s the equivalent of calling someone Judas.
@JLWorkshops
@JLWorkshops 3 жыл бұрын
Holt Vs Wuntch. One of the best rivalries on TV. To hear Holt suddenly shout out hilarious insults was so unexpected, and made their interactions all the better given how formal he is.
@danieldaw1778
@danieldaw1778 4 жыл бұрын
I swear to God Raymond has a force multiplier that only activates when he faces Wuntch.
@janstormborn9699
@janstormborn9699 4 жыл бұрын
I really dont like the idea of her being dead. I enjoy their fights gives flavor to the show especially gina is also gone. They better step up
@twoah927
@twoah927 4 жыл бұрын
• Jan Stormborn I’m pretty sure this is the last season so she might have just left early
@wilshiretheorange6482
@wilshiretheorange6482 4 жыл бұрын
@@twoah927 I think the show has already been renewed for another season
@sgcuzco8514
@sgcuzco8514 4 жыл бұрын
Wilshire the Orange yeah, it’s been renewed for a new one
@anthonyshin6262
@anthonyshin6262 4 жыл бұрын
• Jan Stormborn there weren’t much options for Holt to be promoted again. I guess they went for the death route.
@randomasgray
@randomasgray 4 жыл бұрын
@@anthonyshin6262 he just had to serve out the rest of his minimum time as a uniformed officer. She got him on the fact he was only one for a month when they have to serve like a year or something before they can try for a detective position.
@samz9264
@samz9264 4 жыл бұрын
"Gina and terry got it you grackle"
@keithhayes8001
@keithhayes8001 3 жыл бұрын
I die Everytime
@camerongalvani6159
@camerongalvani6159 Жыл бұрын
“So much time with your ear to the pavement, it’s a pity a truck hasn’t run over your head” 😂😂😂 Ruthless!
@erikkillmonger5624
@erikkillmonger5624 3 жыл бұрын
Who would've ever guessed that Andre Braugher was secretly the master of deadpan comedy? Even his physical language is funny 0:32
@bwingbwinggwiyomi
@bwingbwinggwiyomi 3 жыл бұрын
The old leather chair joke always sends me into belly aching laughter for a good 5 minutes 😂😂
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