Holy Musical B@man! Act 1 Part 5

WARNING: Holy Musical B@man! contains adult language (Yes, we mean swears).
Rogues assemble! Gather! Unite! Gotham's greatest villains have had enough of Batman's meddling. It's time to fight back, so put on a crazy colored suit and pick a random theme cause this is sure to be a lot of PUN!
Holy Musical B@man! is produced and performed solely for the enjoyment of ourselves and other comic book fans. It is in no way sponsored, approved, endorsed by or affiliated with DC Comics, Warner Bros. or any of their affiliates.
Holy Musical B@man! was written and directed by Matt Lang & Nick Lang and features music & lyrics by Nick Gage, with additional music by Scott Lamps.
Download the song "ROGUES ARE WE" and "ROUGES ARE WE REPRISE" on "THAT'S WHAT I CALL STARKID, VOLUME 2"!
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[@anerd6211]

But how the heck does Jeff remember where all those candies are?

[@kerri-lynndunne1240]

He doesn't have to remember. He's so flawless the candies just jump into his hand.

[@CrazyCyclopsEYE]

+OfficialPhangurl amazing.

[@tictac4063]

IKR

[@shadowstarblitz9379]

Beats me

[@ArtemisLeo2662]

Rehearsals. I'm guessing

[@Ralalaize]

I DONT GET HOW JEFF HAS SO MANY PLACES TO PULL CANDY OUT OF

[@Syd_Smith]

+SydneyM Smith Actually I like everyone elses. Just not Two-Faced he needs to shut up

[@emmab4587]

Ralalaize Ikr?

[@madiclarke3297]

Lots of hidden pockets

[@krkn1969]

The No.1 Guy nO. you’re lying lmao

[@tophat_ted]

Imagine him at the airport lol

[@NightCakes]

Sweet tooth gives a whole new meaning to the term Sugar Daddy.

[@Kazpberry]

I WHEEZED

[@harryedwardson8191]

XD

[@onyx_alagasia]

stOP

[@rivasnuria2158]

OH MY GOSH xD

[@rhiplays4914]

XD

[@rachelcanning4905]

Jeff Blim was meant for this role

[@mephostopheles3752]

Or perhaps the role was made for him? Seems a bit more likely.

[@beafbuger]

i mean they probably wrote it with him in mind

[@AliceNWonderland16]

Abso-fuckin-lutely

[@yuh-kh2qz]

actually i think it was supposed to be joey for this role but he had to leave cause he was filming jessie, so jeff took over, at least i think cause that's what i heard

[@QueenRedRosemary]

@@yuh-kh2qz I love Joey, but I honestly can't see him in the role like I can see Jeff in it.

[@CyberStockholmSyndrome]

I cry everytime Two-Face comes in and is like "alright you weenies!" And the "Get your broke ass out of here, Two-Face" line.

[@flaviafulgenzi5659]

Naja I literally read your comment as it played 😂

[@rustyshackleford1040]

Same

[@jordinagel1184]

Mr Freeze got so annoyed he forgot to make a pun

[@ToruKun1]

LMAO at the bass line that plays whenever Two-Face makes a bad pun

[@DCPhoto]

It sounds like the noise when ron enters

[@aubreyyuh4242]

+Duncandoesstuff don't you mean the Seinfeld reference that plays when Ron enters? Because that's what it was.

[@sarahkinsey5434]

I love Starkid's running gags, like the Blue Headband and the running-into-each-other-at-the-door gags

[@a.r.mproductions5616]

ToruKun1 Seinfeld

[@grayalien48]

They didn't talk about Amii man or vines-other-than-green or German red wines

[@george-vk8ke]

If you're not absolutely terrified and slightly attracted to Sweet-Tooth, there is something seriously wrong with you.

[@sarahwhite4816]

Don't you mean siriusly, lol

[@hawktalon7890]

Honestly, yeah.

[@wriggleby]

Jeff in general

[@wheres.my.pigfarts.letter7398]

or ur gay...Okay no that’s not an excuse

[@mirror1643]

@@wheres.my.pigfarts.letter7398 even i an aro ace feel feelings its friendship thing but i physically can't feel love

[@willyodi5]

Why doesn't sweet tooth have redvines?

[@max17937]

hard to make a pun with them

[@bobthegreenfairy]

poison ivy gets all the vine jokes though

[@sundaydreamland]

Nick and Matt Lang said they 'didn't want to use any vine jokes' (look up a panel they did on HMB) probably because they were previously sponsoring red vines and it would've been awkward.

[@willyodi5]

Oh. thanks. It was more of a joke but atleast I know now

[@david-jonballinger6638]

TheExtremeTaco They didn't want to have redvines in the musical because they didn't want to reuse old jokes. They don't make references to jokes from other shows because those jokes belong in those shows and they want each production to be its own.

[@CherryHavoc]

Just thinking about how many pockets they must have had to sew into Jeff's costume!

[@mitchelpaulus4078]

The fact that Joe Walker insisted on playing Chillywilly while also being the lead that’s in almost every scene is so funny.

[@redscrunchie222]

I would too, chilly Willy is too iconic

[@luma4902]

This makes me like him even more

[@ritacarbajal7950]

What is up with StarKid villains being weirdly attractive. First Joe now Jeff.

[@lucy-eu4vx]

Rita Carbahall aren’t all the guys incredibly gorgeous

[@curuvari2247]

*Jaime.*

[@starkidforlife136]

curuvari J’aime

[@kickitupanotch3230]

Joey.

[@noost6923]

Jeff. Lyn. lopez “j’aime” is french for “I like”. It was a pun

[@Moonmoon-rh1mc]

man the guy playing sweet tooth is a really good actor.

[@kairose9233]

Jeff Blim is amazing

[@NatsuDragn33I]

Is Sweet Tooth an actual batman villain, or a creation of this play? Either way, he's amazing.

[@bandotaku]

NatsuDragn33I Sweet tooth is a creation for the play. :)

[@JosephineNV]

Droitzel Glaedr Actually he is a real villian, although pretty old and only appearing in one episode of "The New Adventures of Batman". The Lang brothers know their Batman. batman.wikia.com/wiki/Sweet_Tooth

[@bandotaku]

JosephineNV Huh, I stand corrected

[@charmed122098]

I tend to not like bright green, but DAANNNNGGG Jaime and Meredith look hella fine in the color, and their voices just make me melt. Here's hoping they play more villains in the future

[@owlsmirror1726]

Oh boy do I have to tell you something

[@Grace-td5dd]

@@owlsmirror1726 what?

[@owlsmirror1726]

@@Grace-td5dd Good question, I don't remember either

[@scotifypremium214]

@@owlsmirror1726 I would guess you probably meant Jaime plays a villain when she's infected in TGWDLM

[@tuttiman55]

Something about Meredith as riddler here just makes me so happy

[@heatherives1763]

Mr. Freeze doesn't dance. Guess he's... *sunglasses* Too COOL. YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@eileenconway2966]

I never noticed that until you pointed it out.

[@Dezbome]

Heather Ives his moves are a little STIFF..

[@alexturlais8558]

he's doing a FREEZE move

[@oliverholm21]

I guess he is giving dancing the Cold shoulder

[@sarahkinsey5434]

I was wondering about that. Jim looked a little behind in some of the other numbers, like he wasn't sure what the moves were

[@sadiebaber7557]

Sweet Tooth could just use a Snickers to kill Voldemort /cough/ I mean Batman.

[@sarahkinsey5434]

Hahahaha it's true!

[@lissyhymel]

Sadie Baber Snickers has peanuts! 😱

[@meteor7528]

StarkidMelly Also, Voldemort /Cough/ *Batman* doesn’t like Snickers.

[@k0pstl939]

MAMA UMBRIDGE ONY EATS PROTEIN SHAKES AND ROCKS

[@tophat_ted]

Touché

[@alis.5564]

Am I the only one who thinks a duet between Dylan Saunders and Jaime Lyn Beatty would be absolutely amazing?

[@abbidecker607]

In the Apocalyptour they did a mashup of Sami (from Little White Lie) and Harry. (Dylan sang Sami and Jaime sang Harry) Seriously incredible! God their voices...

[@carriegobreski870]

ikr!! in my opinion, those two have the best voices of all starkids. they ALL have amazing voices, but I think Jaime and Dylan have the most beautiful, rich voices of them all

[@katharinah2129]

And in Kick it up a notch from Starship they also sang incredibly good together😍

[@reyb.7918]

They could totally do that in Nightmare time, given that she plays Jane, and Dylan plays Tom.

[@HelloImakecovers]

YES

[@MrBatman0092]

Can we all agree that Sweet Tooth is probably the greatest live action Joker we'll ever get?

[@slytheringirl1327]

Sweet Tooth's candy puns kill me

[@taytay8303]

Are they too SWEET for you? Hehehe

[@grumpysophie]

Noooooooo

[@geeperscreep3rs]

wow gotham is really different this season

[@3dnygma]

BLESS

[@helloaloee]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@sanjistark]

AHAAHAHAHAAHA OML

[@panonymousbloom5405]

Not that much actually lmao

[@lucywalker4545]

No-one is going to mention Nick Strauss as Penguin? He's the one who owned this scene personally. I still love Jeff Blim.

[@BramLastname]

It's definitely the best fit out of all of them, I dare say he feels more Penguin than movie Penguin.

[@2tatianakfae]

wasn't this jeff blim's introduction to starkid? i mean he probably worked with them a lot behind the scenes but im pretty sure this was his stage debut. either way he is fantastic

[@thedoctorissogroovy]

Tatiana Mercier I think Aragog in AVPSY was?

[@spacetrashpile7199]

Shannon Stuart he was, but I’m pretty sure AVPSY was the year after this, so yeah, I think this was his introduction to Starkid!

[@thedoctorissogroovy]

Kathryn Miller ah cool! I always get the releases of HMB and AVPSY mixed up

[@MegTalksGlee]

Well this show was, he was in the show before this scene though. He also plays the guy who shoots Batman’s parents in the opening number.

[@FilthyCasualty]

Meg Morrell Talks Glee That just tells me in the HMB canon, Sweet Tooth killed Batman’s parents.

[@AnimeLady501]

I love at 0:58 Mr Freeze is just like 'I'm not dancing' and stands there with his arms crossed

[@trashperson6396]

He's too cool for dancing

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

@@trashperson6396 No, he has cold feet

[@bedrestjade]

When the criminals were petting him, all I could think about was how they were actually stealing all his candy.

[@ArtemisLeo2662]

Jeff reminds me of Jim Carry

[@MsSheerAwesomeness]

Very much!

[@IcyLady58]

yes!!!!I love this guy!he's like mark Hamill and Jim carrey put in one guy

[@charlieinred9074]

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME!

[@kainevins9927]

Jeff is Sweet Tooth, right?

[@sweeneytodd1414]

@@kainevins9927 Yes.

[@arcticsandpiper1921]

THE SOOOOONG AND JAIME'S VOICE AND DYLANS VOICE AND THE HARMONIES AND SWEET TOOTH AND HIS AMAZING ACTING HELP I'M DYING

[@viamacnab8435]

ArcticSandpiper SAME OMFG

[@rustyshackleford1040]

“I made a fear toxin in the form of gas! Then I wear a scary mask! “

[@puellamagica3359]

THIS ENTIRE SCENE. the ladies are K I L L I N IT YOOOOO (JAIME. JAIME I'M SO ATTRACTED TO YOU LITERALLY ALL OF THE TIME.) and i just. i can't stop thinking about two face and rewinding his scenes (and yelling 'ALRIGHT YOU WEENIES' at innocent passers-by). chris allen, baby, we'd sure make a dynamite duo. it is written. and believe me.... it's DOUBLE SPACED!!!! [seinfeld riff]

[@lissyhymel]

jessica double-spaced 😂😂😂

[@rustyshackleford1040]

puellamagica Same. I’ve watched this one clip more than any video on KZbin.

[@Thiccwoo]

"Two face get your broke ass out of here." Best line in the whole scene lmao. and Two-face is automatically the best villian now because that facial express throughout the whole part. His eyes though

[@rustyshackleford1040]

My favorite part.

[@mishpoth]

Where does Jeff keep his candies? Right pant pocket - TWIX Left hand? - Lollipop (green) Left pant pocket - Spree Inner right coat pocket - 100 Grand Bar BOTTOM left outer coat pocket - Lollipop Shiv (red) UPPER left outer coat pocket - Snickers Right sleeve - Airhead UPPER inner left coat pocket - PayDay Inner right coat pocket - Runts LOWER inner left coat pocket - Sour Punch 10 candies in all

[@justagrainofsalt]

DOING GOD’S WORK

[@jamie-leewilliams5514]

My favourite part of Rogues Are We is Jamie's "And a dirty way to win", it's amazing

[@rachelthornton4442]

Jeff Blim is awesome as Sweet Tooth! He totally steal the show, but it'd be so cool to see a StarKid interpretation of The Joker. Maybe in a sequel? Joey Richter, anyone?

[@kl-1447]

Rachel Thornton well, joey did take Sweet Tooth's part in Rogues are We in the Apocalyptour, so that would be really awesome

[@rustyshackleford1040]

I thought it was gonna be Joker in disguise.

[@asrieldreemurr1988]

The jokers dead

[@kaisetic3150]

@@asrieldreemurr1988 maybe he faked his death?

[@yourfellowqueenie5717]

YES PLEASE

[@kelskitchen3673]

the look in Chris's eyes when he plays Two-Face makes this scene.

[@comicbookpixi6921]

What if the Joker didn't die and only pretended to but got a sweet make over and became sweet tooth along with Harley Quin who became Candy

[@lemonadekingoui2717]

... Stop making me question my existence.

[@Extreme_Evo_Boost]

he did he did he did

[@rustyshackleford1040]

Yeah I thought that’s where it was going.

[@fairyfox2890]

"But J, Candi is a stripper name :(" "I'm sorry harls but we got a new aesthetic, put the damn costume on, it's not too revealing i think you'll like it!"

[@ztslovebird]

Evil Mother Goose and Huckleberry Finn? The 60s were weird.

[@jacobburt1523]

Those two were made for the musical along with evil Sherlock and King Arthur

[@ztslovebird]

jacob burt Oh. There was a Sherlock Holmes in the comics.

[@jacobburt1523]

I think that was just a time travel thing

[@grayalien48]

I'm superised they didn't use actual weird 60s TV characters like King Tut

[@porteraustin8727]

Can we all just take a minute to appreciate how stupidly amazing this whole musical is

[@cadekachelmeier7251]

The campiness is cranked up to 11. It's great.

[@rin981]

GINEVRA WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU FLAUNT AROUND IN THAT GET UP! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF TRY TO POISON GOTHAM ONE MORE TIME, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! - Oh, and Voldemort dear, congratulations on finally becoming a good guy. The wizard community and I are so proud.

[@DaneToTheBone]

That guy playing Sweet Tooth really makes and awesome and creepy character. He's so goofy and scary at the same time. It needs a lot of talent to do that.

[@AnAngelCalledLia]

I came to wonder if this whole musical was kinda sponsored by Converse.

[@KassiSmith1]

AnAngelCalledLia its a trend ive noticed in some of their shows, everyone has the same shoes. Trail to Oregon, they all had black and white converse, firebringer they all had yellow/beige toms and i think they used yellow toms in Twisted or at least the ensemble all wore them.

[@viamacnab8435]

AnAngelCalledLia why do people notice these things? Why are y'all watching their feet and not their faces? 😂 😂 😂

[@ace-fn2hp]

starkid should be full-on sponsored by converse at this point.

[@quirrelmorts]

They’ve said they’re easier to dance in

[@keihze25]

And fruit of the loom

[@katherinejuden5033]

So...many...villain...puns... *collapses from pun overload*

[@kookyss64]

Jaime is awesome in this

[@mollymcgilvray6655]

Joe is a better Batman then Ben Affleck will ever be.

[@achyloo8407]

That Riddler costume. I want.

[@nakachokos6751]

Holy Jaime's Poison Ivy.

[@jasper5065]

Sweet Tooth is like a Jim Carrey villain. I love him.

[@ladydemando]

+Kathryn Newsom I think Jim in general looks like Jim Carrey. I always get a Jim Carrey vibe when he's having the split personality disorder as Aladdin in Twisted.

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

Voiced by Mark Hamil

[@kaned5543]

I remember when they announced Jeff Blim in this show and everyone was like "who TF is guy, he's not a Starkid"... God, we got so lucky with him hahaha, I'll never doubt Starkid's casting choices again

[@parisb8084]

RIP to Joe Walker’s most iconic character: Chilly Willy. He is gone but not forgotten

[@katsokol4575]

So does Jamie just have a thing for red wigs?? Or what??

[@Boba069]

Yuh

[@hannahoutridge7504]

In all the Starkid musicals that I've seen him in, Jeff just has so much energy!

[@yellow-cheese4898]

The. Puns.

[@Kazpberry]

Patton is quaking

[@meteor7528]

Kate Jennings Mnnnngh, thank u for that

[@TheMaskofVegito]

Sweettooth is definitely the highlight of this musical. Jeff Blim is fantastic as a DC villain.

[@janelleopena9928]

Jeff did an AMAZING job as Sweet Tooth.

[@bearfamous_]

Sweet tooth is a genuinely awesome character.

[@mar-su6by]

God, just Jaime's voice is awesome!!!

[@viamacnab8435]

Ok no, this is my favourite song in all of this musical, perhaps all of StarKid. Jaime is perfect. Dylan is perfect. Meredith is perfect. Jim is perfect. Nick is perfect. Denise is perfect. This song is perfect. IT GOT BETTER. JEFF BLIM AND CHRIS ALLEN ARE PERFECT. OMFG I LOVE THIS CLIP

[@sarz248]

The exact moment I fell in love with Jeff Blim is surprisingly the exact same time he opened his mouth for his lines in this... He's so perfect in this show I can barely handle it :)

[@samirobyn7684]

its been 3 years and i finally get the "pretty little kitty" joke

[@agreenpar]

SAME

[@kaufmanbaby]

Sami Robyn Wait what's the joke?

[@samirobyn7684]

"I'm a pretty little kitty but I ain't no pussy"

[@kaufmanbaby]

Sami Robyn Ah thank you

[@sidneymartinez7165]

That moment when you realize Sweet Tooth is quote the Joker from Batman: The Animated Series

[@lalaspeaks]

they really let jeff blim go ballistic right from his starkid stage debut, god bless

[@cassidychan7149]

Omg I just found out that Chilly Willy was Joe xD

[@RoxcityCSM]

cassy i just scrolled through the whole comment section hoping someone opened this secret. thank you!

[@itsamiamia]

Which Joe?

[@neera3167]

@@itsamiamia Joe Walker

[@idontevenhaveachannel]

@@itsamiamia was a good question tho

[@luma4902]

Best batman character ever without a doubt Joe is lucky to play him

[@PossumCuber]

Two face is definitely the greatest villain of all time.

[@ProfessorStuDDS]

Your two likes tells me he agrees with you!

[@puellamagica3359]

Broadwaypuppet OMG OKAY NOBODY GIVE THIS COMMENT ANY MORE LIKES, THIS IS TWO TIMES MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYTHING ELSE

[@toontownrules413]

But he already has 6 likes. Two face is already cloning himself.

[@PossumCuber]

No you dipshit, if Two face was cloning himself there'd only be two of him.

[@toontownrules413]

PossumCuber That's true, but he might be able to clone himself twice.

[@AliceNWonderland16]

5:55 OKAY BUT THAT EVIL LAUGH IS THE GREATEST THING EVER I JUST

[@meteor7528]

Notice how the Riddler doesn’t say anything in this scene (except for a few words here and there). It’s because there aren’t really any riddle puns, like with the others

[@caram740]

i would like to thank not only god but also jesus for casting meredith as the riddler and putting her in a suit, my heart is singing

[@boaristherapist5478]

Sponsored by every candy on earth

[@samanthachurch6781]

Jeff Blim's so great as psychotic villains XD He's got the laugh down

[@potato-rn4eh]

and thus we were introduced to Jeff Blim, and we were all better for it

[@EthalaRide]

4:39 "Get your *broke ass* OUT OF HERE, Two-face!"

[@vvvvinvasion]

Jeff is the definition of chaotic energy and I'm here for it. Like, he was made for Sweet Tooth.

[@aquin3066]

'Get your broke ass out off here, Two-Face!'

[@linda_monroe]

I love how Jim just stands in the corner awkwardly while everyone else is dancing in the beginning

[@noaboa84]

Can we just talk about how Jaime makes an awesome Poison Ivy??? All of the rouges are played by the best actors for the role!!!!

[@morganbrady511]

Jim is so fucking tall!

[@Peaslepuff]

Just finished the whole play; this is definitely my favorite part (although the whole thing was AMAZEBALLS). Pure perfection here!

[@shoshannaweinstein7193]

Sweet tooth is so... tasty. He really seems fun. But in terms of the music, Ivy (Also Ginny in A Very Potter Musical) gives the music spice.

[@emmab4587]

shoshanna weinstein oh for sure

[@bellatrixlestrange3734]

Jeff Blim is sooooo good

[@sunnygirl523]

LOVE U BELLATRIX U ARE MY FAVORITE DEATH EATER U GO GIRL

[@amybendel247]

How many pockets do you think Jeff had in that costume? 😂

[@jessinna]

One of my favourite Starkid songs! Jeff is such an amazing villain

[@prowmar_hs8933]

Jeff Blim’s ability to grab the right candy is wild

[@emilkurz6717]

8:35 Chills. Jeff’s Voice in the beginning 🤯🤯so powerful and evil. Just perfect

[@inessilva3909]

The Rogues Are We (reprise) instrumental deserves more love. It's just too good.

[@GemA2Gen]

Why does nobody talk about how amazing Meredith's part was at 1:17 tho

[@th3stripeddoll404]

It's been stuck in my head for forever and I don't want it to go. I just love it so much

[@starkidfanlucy9608]

Jeff Blim stole this show! Seriously! He's like Jim Carrey!

[@oscargill423]

Jeff Blim's debut if I'm not mistaken. And he knocked it out of the freaking park.

[@littlemisAwesomeZ09]

dylan's voice is amazing. i could listen to him sing forever!!!!

[@92jwiener]

i feel like only starkid can make the greatest candy themed villain ever! and jeff blim, yes!!

[@justsoup3726]

For some reason, I absolutely love Mr. Freeze's delivery of the line, "A Twix bar?", And Two-Face's delivery of "Alright you weenies!". Something about them is just amazing.

[@chikowashere]

I love how everyone in the crowd were SO quiet, like he wasn't gonna say Sherlock Holmes was his name. 😂

[@expergoose9303]

I love how for some people like Maraiah Rose Faith, they're first Starkid character was only a small role, but with Jeff his first the MAIN VILLAN. Such a King.

[@crazyaussie7054]

2024 here, and this is still pure awesomeness!!!

[@bisexualbestie4351]

“riddle me this I got a riddle that will put you to tears.” *me already crying because of how beautiful her voice is* mmh

[@madisonpadilla5556]

Jeff had one of the most chaotic stage debuts

[@corinnes.7619]

Jeff Blim puts in maximum effort and I am here for it

[@roykoopa4real]

every actor is perfectly cast for each amazing role

[@ravenwood3695]

I feel like Jaime and Jeff are such an underrated duo. They're so awesome!!

[@nicolewinchester4414]

Jeff and Jamie honestly stole the show.

[@daforceweilder7]

Jeff Blim is quite possibly the best addition to the Starkid stage they have ever had.

[@olivetheother2745]

9:02 All I can see is Lucius Malfoy in AVPS!! The Starkids lack of personal boundaries is my favorite thing.

[@kristinlinnae372]

Every time I rewatch this show I remember just how much rogues are we is a gift to humanity. What did we do to deserve this masterpiece

[@rubysmith7700]

Rogues are We is definitely one of my favorite songs in HMB! :)

[@patriziamohr7202]

God damn it Jeff Also I love everyone here so much, and double the love goes to Two-Face

[@microwaveboy3683]

THE HARMONY ON "puzzle that'll put you to tears" IS GORGEOUS