Holy Musical B@man Songs Ranked

[@hsfhanaa]

10. You 9. Can't 8. Choose 7. Between 6. All These 5. Unique and 4. Great Choice 3. It is just 2. Unfair 1. Any note that comes out of Dylan's mouth

[@oliverkindaexists]

I agree with number one

[@Draztikus]

I feel like Robin Sucks deserves more credit in the fandoim, if only for ending on a *boing*

[@localcthulhu3081]

*ROBIN SUCKS*

[@una_10bananas]

The boing is great but I don't like the song as much, it's also maybe unfair because all the other songs in this are amazing

[@clairem.5499]

I find it so satisfying when Dylan keeps singing BATMAAAAAAAN after everyone else stops

[@hawktalon7890]

Oh, same.

[@user-hl7gi8ud2i]

Also him at the very beginning of that song

[@goodjobeli]

@@user-hl7gi8ud2i Yes! The opening gives me chills every time!

[@becca287]

yES

[@Ray-hk1zm]

Dylan's singingggggg sksksk-

[@hsfhanaa]

You know who doesn't get enough attention? Chris. He did great as Alfred, Two-Face, and Spiderman and I was super upset when we didn't hear him sing as Ani

[@madisonf4235]

YES

[@ciara7056]

fr thoooo

[@4whorant]

to be a man is a fANTASTIC SONG

[@rinina]

Satan works hard and is a real man but Lauren Manion works harder

[@itamarolmert3549]

And is a real person (maybe)

[@IwillrememberAchmed]

Okay for the first 6 I thought to myself "WHAT?! No! That deserves top 3!" By the time I arrived at the actual top 3, I saw the pattern: Holy Musical B@man is just consistently perfect

[@Lovefool00]

I will remember Achmed too, I will remember Achmed too...

[@kittyonpointe2347]

Me for all of them except Robin Sucks

[@chriscraig6353]

I agree except for dynamic duo

[@kumi2198]

Cactus .-. Who’s Achmed? :)

[@JingleShoes]

@@kumi2198 oh you sweet summer child...have I got a musical for you...

[@nattyw362]

Make a "Starkid shows ranked by how good the worst song is video" please?

[@itamarolmert3549]

Yes please!

[@wowwhataname2950]

Jeez never realized how much I like this soundtrack until I thought wow how could *that* be so low on the list

[@wonderpotter2674]

Same 😂

[@BlinkerFluid45]

Holy musical B@tman! Is DCU cannon.

[@hawktalon7890]

Definitely. It is NOW.

[@hallinguyen2169]

honestly there’s nothing more iconic than “i’m a pretty little kitty but I ain’t no- ROGUES ARE WE”

[@Extreme_Evo_Boost]

PASS ME THE CUP OF KINSHIP

[@Extreme_Evo_Boost]

I WANT TO SEE THE EIFFEL TOWER

[@avaburmahl5124]

I WANNA MEET THE DOLLY LLAMA

[@Extreme_Evo_Boost]

@@avaburmahl5124 with the power of the super Friends You're never alone

[@lucywalker4545]

To Be A Man is WAY too low in my opinion, but a good list regardless. The American Way is SO underrated 👏🏻

[@decietfuldolphin986]

Lucy Walker definitely

[@callumbrunton2761]

Yeah, to be a man is my fave tbh.

[@bluh2314]

I cannot believe you skipped the “I WANNA BE A MODERN DANCER” im so sad

[@clumsychaos440]

Blu Girl I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@bluh2314]

Clumsy Chaos IM GLAD WERE ONE THE SAME PAGE HERE

[@katelyngibson3633]

This is a travesty I need my daily dose of Nick Lang

[@una_10bananas]

@@katelyngibson3633 me too

[@zirb5726]

To be a man has to be my #1 because I sing it to my friends when they are being jerks

[@jamieelizabeth8509]

dark sad lonely knight number six?!?? SIX?? the audacity

[@MinorAccidnt]

Jamie Elizabeth ikr it’s one of my favourites

[@megamon9258]

MinorAccident me to because of I never had a pony I never had pets Just a Bullshit Butler Who builds bullshit jets OH!

[@inessilva3909]

Super Friends has been stuck in my head for days, so this is all I needed now. But honestly, Dylan's "One man, many friends" is too damn catchy. Edit: AND "LONG LAST BROTHERS WHO FOUND EACH OTHER AND LOVE EACH OTHER LIKE FAMILY" IS LITERALLY THE BACKGROUND MUSIC OF MY MIND.

[@schumschumsd]

Inês S every day!! So good

[@nimam00]

Bi Culture is constantly repeating the first six seconds of Rogues are We

[@mehspacedorito]

AND A DIRTY WAY TO WIN, yeeAAAAAAA

[@emilymarley4505]

Truth

[@kanina887]

I feel called out

[@mayakaskinen888]

ExcUsE MeE!

[@EmilyJayne16]

I did not come here to be attacked. 😂😂

[@enbybkg]

It’s a crime that you didn’t use the villain part in American Way

[@elizamardlin1782]

truth

[@danienticknap6199]

That's the best bit

[@una_10bananas]

But Brian's voice is great in it

[@fiveelevenevan]

I feel like it's a great representation of the US, and I'M American.

[@adelew5483]

You know, Robin sucks is a really underrated song in the fandom, but I understand why you put it last - all the songs are so good.

[@mason3461]

Adele Wan Yeah, Robin Sucks is one of my favourites from the soundtrack. But I get that it’s difficult to rank the songs.

[@jimothy5152]

i didnt realize how iconic every single one of these songs are until i saw this vid woww

[@soulrecords857]

Am I the only one who just groups Rogues Are We and Rogues Are We Reprise as 1 song? Like it feels weird and just plain wrong not playing them together...they’re a package deal

[@user-hl7gi8ud2i]

They do those two together in the rogues medley so it just feels right

[@adwitatherealadwita]

They’re a real Dynamic Duet.

[@mehspacedorito]

@Soul Records this is really unrelated but I see u in a lot of places and I really appreciate the nozomi pfp riko is best aqours girl tho

[@soulrecords857]

Meh Space Dorito thanks Nozomi is everything to me!! I love the peridot pfp as well

[@ghughes14]

Soul Records same lmao i didn’t even realize there was a reprise i thought it was the same song ahhh

[@susang.2610]

You should rank starkid musicals by your favorite song from each

[@user-mx6vc5rc2y]

that would be awesome!

[@prodexcalibur]

Tgwdlm would obviously win

[@thewanderinggamer1369]

@@prodexcalibur I wonder why-

[@tco3495]

fresh content!!! As much as i love all the tgwdlm content by the new wave of fans, it's nice to get a lil something for the older fans!

[@MostlyAnimatedSketches]

T Co or newer fans that are just now watching all the musicals (aka, me).

[@joys4peace]

The end of Dark Sad Lonely Knight is so freaking beautiful.

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

For real, those harmonies give me chills every time

[@ryanmeneo6301]

Y'all sleeping on dynamic duet

[@reallyrachell]

Holy Musical B@man has an absolutely amazing soundtrack I love literally all the songs (Even Robin Sucks because they are hilariously mean to Robin lmao)

[@baylee2695]

Rogues Are We and RAW (reprise) are some of my favorite Starkid songs ever. I love Jeff and everyone in those songs so much

[@abianne]

Let’s face it, villain songs are always the best

[@maggiewussow2278]

Which is why TGWDLM is amazing. All are villain songs.

[@becca287]

This just made me realise how much I love HMB because I kept saying “no it should be higher!”

[@herberthidgens5937]

i'm a pretty new starkid fan so I saw this just a few days ago for the first time and can I just say, Nick Lang Is The CUTEST, his legs were distracting me the whole musical tho dude I feel u with to be a man, same, also there's "i wanna be somebody's buddy" playing in the back of my mind at all times now. i love! the super friends song. like don't get me wrong i am a sucker for catchy villain songs and rogues are we is an absolute bop, but super friends is so cheesy and happy and colorful and it just fills me with joy and it was and A+ finale,, (and there's lauren as green arrow and meredith as wonder woman and i'm gay for them ok) robin owns all of my uwus and superman and batman can both step on me thanks :')

[@una_10bananas]

I love Nick he's honestly one of the most talented people I can think of

[@Wampirka221]

To Be A Man has got to be one of the best for me. The choreo, Brian’s singing and repeating “Fuck You”... it’s a masterpiece

[@medixnoche]

9: you 8: can't 7: rank 6: them 5: cause 4: they're 3: all 2: amazing 1: dark, sad, lonely knight

[@billieihaka]

as the list kept going i kept thinking HOW COULD THIS BE SO LOW IT DESERVES HIGHER til i realised that theyre all perfect so ranking them is basically impossible

[@antonsantiago8487]

I feel like to be a man should have been higher just because it’s hilarious

[@AaronLad]

I never had a pony

[@ryanmeneo6301]

Aggressively does reins motion

[@Maisymous]

I never had pets

[@Draztikus]

@@disgustingtoad who builds bullshit jets

[@nitsan2823]

UGGGGHHHHH!

[@clairem.5499]

I'M FALLIN' APART!! (bum bum bum)

[@nitsan2823]

6:24 superb editing there

[@ElfQuestComicDubFamily]

That "puzzle that will put you to tears" harmony never fails to give me major league goosebumps

[@peyton3974]

dynamic duet is in my top 3, it’s just so much fun

[@riotzahnd2712]

This show is the reason I got into starkid!!! I’m so glad I found it and starkid, they’ve really kept me smiling through some tough times! Even though they rip out my heart sometimes (I’m looking at fucking twisted) 💛💛💛

[@sophie3382]

the ending of spies are forever rips out my heart Every Single Time

[@evievalerierogers5246]

Joe singing ‘Robin you parted the clouds’ is enough for the dynamic duet to be number one for me

[@banana_bread_18]

'To Be A Man' deserves to be so much higher x_x Also 'Holy Musical B@man is my personal favourite because Dylan's voice but I respect your opinion

[@spacetrashpile7199]

I literally just watched HMB two days ago how did you know

[@katiedm3533]

I love Jeff as Sweet Tooth so much

[@sylvrat9308]

the sincerity with which joe sings dumb shit butler kills me and i have no clue why

[@milesofjam]

When i first started the video I was like "how is this so low??" but they kept getting better and better! This musical is in my top 3 so that may have something to do with it

[@amielmorris2549]

Brian in glasses is something I need more of in my life

[@melder7416]

Ok yes, rogues are we is the best song, but the best line is "by the light of the moon we have found the sunrise" because it's never not funny

[@robintheia]

me: does rogues are we really deserve to be the top on every one of these lists? i know its good but is it *that-* also me: *cries whenever i hear it*

[@ejw2354]

11. You 10. Can't 9. Rank 8. Them 7. They're 6. All 5. Great 4. In 3. Different 2. Ways 1. Rogues Are We

[@mehspacedorito]

my brain at 3am: TEQUIIIIIIIIIILA TIMES ;))) me: me: **BOLTS AWAKE** AY E E E E E

[@goodjobeli]

literally all the songs from this show are amazing (and when they do the separate part thing in dark, sad, lonely, knight and superfriends? thats art I tell you)

[@annadonelan1136]

All the HMB songs are all real catchy ear wormy tunes

[@spider-zi6cn]

I feel like I'm the only person who likes Robin Sucks

[@dannypreklas]

You most likely are

[@shalev.]

I like it too honestly

[@clairethepear9332]

You’re not, I honestly love it.

[@i_think]

The melody is kinda repetitive but the lyrics are hilarious

[@moe-gy5se]

I can’t like it on principle because I love Robin too much

[@hsfhanaa]

I feel like just listening to 'To Be A Man' vs. Watching it makes a world of difference. The dances are so funny and the "To be a man, MAN" makes me laugh

[@tsukikumoon2890]

Move over Christopher Nolan, the best interpretation of the bat is here.

[@elizabethklaers]

I always forget how little songs there are in this musical but they are all just so full and amazing that you don't notice

[@Angie-Way]

I can’t believe you put To Be A Man as number 8 out of 9. Blasphemy [Literally every single song in this show is amazing must have been hard to rank]

[@gingergoose2319]

This video reminded me of (1) how amazing this soundtrack is, (2) how amazing Dylan is, and (3) how amazing literally everyone else is too

[@cshac2785]

holy musical b@man is so good, especially because joe smiling is adorable

[@keke5371]

Honestly, I really like dynamic duo but only because Joe Walker's voice is very strong in this, it's different to his normal singing and I like it a lot!

[@silverymoonthing]

robin sucks is criminally underrated but it’s okay that it’s last bc all the other songs are just that good

[@meredythwithay5187]

To Be a Man is one of my favorite songs from this show. It's just too iconic.

[@seyekict]

Have you ever noticed the dinging twice in a row quickly after Jaime Lyn sings "Were rising up" for the second time and you hear the dings, idk why but I find that part satisfying and one of my favourite parts in rogue are we

[@emilyllewellyn526]

this musical is one of my favs tbh, the writing and singing are awesome and the acting is lowkey some of the best starkid acting so far

[@shenvalla]

Starkid musicals ranked by how hard it was to rank their songs

[@deedvies]

Dynamic Duet erasure but it only further proves how every song is a BOP

[@QualitativeVacuum]

dark sad lonely knight should be higher i love meredith's little dance during penguin's part of rogues are we (she does it in apocalyptour as well)

[@iisgreen6930]

The American Way is one of my favorite songs. Not just from HMB, just in general. Good tune, hilarious lyrics, singing so bad that it's good, singing so good that it's great, and Jeff Blim in full psycho mode, what more could you ask for?

[@jess1ca547]

Lowkey love to be a man, I showed it to my dad and he couldn’t stop laughing. It’s so good omg 😂

[@weltato]

That description is me on a daily basis with any Starkid or TCB song 😂😅

[@shelbybrasfield996]

How does just having some lift Brian look so good. Like it works so well

[@radxianixe]

You know HMB songs are great when Robin Sucks is the last on the list. The only thing I don't like about the song is what they're singing about lol Also, same. To Be A Man gets stuck in my head all the time lol

[@TheGlideIsHere]

I was pretty mad that To Be a Man was 8th and then I saw the 7 songs ahead of it and was like "okay, fair." What a high-quality musical throughout!

[@isabelwalsh5390]

6:31 LAUREN😍

[@albertesolveigbkgaardmorte9356]

to be a man and dynamic duo are awesome

[@finnsipes3178]

*nearly cries at favorite songs ranked at 7 and 6*

[@bridgetspector6703]

Always look forward to your vids!✌️ Holy Musical B@man may be one of the weaker starkid shows in my opinion but it has a banging soundtrack!

[@spacegoblin0334]

"Line up sign up if you're looking for some sin," Where do I sign to be near Dylan's voice all the time? Because that is truly sinful.

[@maiossy7822]

I thought that DSLK would win, then I remembered Oh god I remembered

[@orls216]

Dynamic Duo was done dirty.

[@bonkerconker1017]

Don’t know if you’ve done it yet and there’s not a lot of them but could you do a star kid villain songs ranked?

[@fractional-execs]

10. You 9. Can’t 8. Rank 7. Them 6. They 5. Are 4. All 3. So 2. Amazing 1. To Be A Man

[@reveluvly]

Tbh I’d probably switch Dark, Sad, Lonely Night and Super Friends personally but other than that I 100% agree with this list, excellent job. Also this soundtrack is phenomenal and is way too underrated

[@jacobmorejead8122]

In case you wanted to know Robin's are also the state bird of Michigan and Connecticut. That's just how extremely common they are.

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

I would have switched 1 and 2, mainly because the way Sweet Tooth transitioned from singing to speaking worked so well but at the same time, I agree with you

[@ginnyyoung5586]

QUIT HATING ON ROBIN

[@sarahgent2674]

They're not, that's why they're putting the song that is hating on him so low

[@ginnyyoung5586]

@@sarahgent2674 i mean robin sucks

[@atticusburton2394]

DYNAMIC👏DUO👏WAS👏ROBBED

[@ScottTrolls]

I think this is the show i have the most trouble picking a number 1 since I really love Super friends and rogues are we

[@vvvvinvasion]

Dark Sad Lonely Knight is actually really good and one of my favorite hmb songs don't @ me

[@graci3llaa]

Im sorrrry Im late😭😭but keep up with the great content.Always making my day😂

[@postmodernbagel7430]

I kept on getting annoyed at how low songs were but then I remembered that every song in the musical is a fucking bop and I love them all

[@becca287]

oNE MANNNNNN

[@lydiamaddox9325]

WHAT DYNAMIC DUO IS SO LOW!! Edit: I forgot how literally amazing the soundtrack is; Also Joe's abs through his batsman suit are so visible

[@cognitiveconnectiondressage]

this show is So underrated also how would u do To Be A Man so dirty

[@peanutsthesquirrel5225]

Did I just watch this because i love every song in holy musical b@tman and don’t really care about the ranking? The answer is yes, yes I did

[@ChristineT314]

Lesson: everyone loves a villain song.

[@mollywhiteman8956]

never watched this musical but i thought it was a love story between batman and superman for some reason lmao wtf

[@butwhyok5715]

I actually love to be a man it's probs my favourite

[@hannahbarch4695]

Ah yes. Rogues Are We at number one. As it should be.

[@Rude_i_Wredne]

Something went wrong, why "Dark Sad Lonely Knight" and "Dynamic Duet" are on the adjacent positions? O.o Anyway, my list would be: 1. "Dark Sad Lonely Knight" - Whole song is good to great, but the harmony on the end makes it my favorite. Best a capella singing in whole Starkid history. 2. "American Way" - Big shoutout to Jeff Blim for the best delivery in the whole show. Also the song itself is both funny and very well written. 3. "Rouges Are We" - I'm always counting it together with the reprise, as they are one whole. One of my favorite villain songs by Starkid, it's not "Kick it up a Notch", but it's a strong contender for the second place. 4. "Super Friends" - Out of four songs that I love in this show, one had to be outside the top3, but still - it's amazing... and Dylan's solo is a blessing. 5. "To Be a Man" - I don't like the fact that whole composition is centered around Batman and Superman simply saying 'f*ck you' to each other, however Joe and Brian make this song quite enjoyable. 6. "Holy Musical B@man" - The song is very stiff, I don't know who composed the synths, but he should rethink some things. However Dylan is and will be Dylan and he pretty much saves the song. 7. "Robin Sucks" - It just sucks. However it can be just ignored. 8. "Dynamic Duet" - This song is so damn irritating. If I were to change one thing in this show, it would literally be removing this song, or at least rewriting Robin's part. Rarely do I hate on Starkid songs, I would say I really dislike maybe 10% of them and this is one of the better examples.