Home Safety Hotline (WAYNERADIOTV)

da full playthrough. if you watch this you've got Hobbs. better get the cream ready
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[@realperson4993]

I love how so many of the solutions to these problems is "sell your home without telling the buyers about your problem" or "appease the creature. Give them bowls of cream or mayhaps some gold"

[@fawndoe1917]

well, would you want to try removing a hobb? that's a recipe for metamorphosis.

[@spootot]

Whenever the solution is "the affected person is going to die"... what service do they send to the caller..? Do they kill em? And if so, imagine giving a false positive for one of those issues

[@minibotas9496]

@@spoototwith certain death, I’ll guess they don’t send help. Or maybe they do send a will to fill.

[@ohnoagremlin]

i like that this clearly happened to at least one caller already

[@Ixarus6713]

​​@@spoototI thought by that that they just sent the information package to inform the person that they are going to die/should _off themselves..._ Ehhhhh.

[@Bannyology]

Honestly I adore the idea that in this universe the cops exist strictly to deal with crimes of humanity, and these crimes of nature are left to just some weird group of tech witches.

[@quantumblur_3145]

Unusual Incidents Unit

[@mixmastermind]

"My mirror ate my face!" "Not my department."

[@paintedhen.emerson]

chats insistence upon house fires for every single question, leading up to the explosion of emote only chat when the answer is finally house fires during the ending … marvelous

[@priestessof-blood]

🫵 mettaton guy

[@epsilon1572]

genuinely one of the funniest things ive ever witnessed

[@Shala_Boi]

My eyes lit the hell up when I put the riddle and answer together. My gaze immediately shot to Twitch chat exploding with people screaming the answer in rapture only to suddenly just be emotes. It was amazing XD

[@shjilz]

It's genuinely crazy and hilarious how multiple different streamer chats have organically banded together under making house fires a running joke lol (ive watched a lot of different streams of this game)

[@crowdude4233]

Im literally so proud that i was one of the first to make that joke, its the funniest thing ive ever been apart of

[@suziebelle3738]

its so sad that Wayne was taken by a computer Artifact. oh well, theres other streamers

[@quantumblauthor7300]

@@suziebelle3738 not for long

[@BenLubar]

I'm imagining a real help line where people call in to ask about their complicated problems and wayne answers and yells two words once they get a third of the way into their question.

[@BenLubar]

"Special thanks to our patrons" followed by exactly two names is some fey ass shit and I am here for it.

[@realperson4993]

"hey, so i've noticed some misplac-" "ITS A HOBB." *hangs up*

[@amberwingtundrawing776]

I actually really appreciate the faerie aspect, no one really uses folkloric monsters for kind of stuff(unless they get redesigned as horror monsters)

[@starplatinumb]

it's so sad that wayne was taken by a house fire at the end of this stream. he will be missed! I hope log enjoys his loose copy of elite beat agents

[@dissipatingecho]

The dev has the same love of bestiaries that I do which explains why I was so interested in this game. There's nothing like reading about the fake biology of otherworldly entities!

[@cosm0s_puppy56]

slime rancher has a really cool beastiary idk abt the second bc i havent seen anything abt it yet but considering how detailed the first beastiary was i assume the seconds just as good if not better

[@SPARR0E]

I never read the Spiderwick chronicles books, but I loved the creatures guidebook with all the fae critters in it

[@Zlinky.4220]

@@SPARR0Espiderwick is a great series! I highly recommend. I like the illustrations in the books too :)

[@radiosilence7347]

same. look into speculative biology projects! lots of that kind of stuff. more specifically i recommend a visual novel series called south scrimshaw that's about an alien whale and the alien ecosystem they live in.

[@stagpie6449]

I grew up with the dragonology books so I feel this in my SOUL

[@lastflunky]

Fun fact: Dorcha is Irish for few words depending on the context. Those being, dark, obscure, secretive and blind. In Ireland the "pooka" is spelled púca. The pronunciation is the same. I knew fairies had to be involved in this game when the logo uses a celtic cross. I love that the fairies take you away if you do a great job. In Ireland the general lore is fairies love prefect things. For example if you are in the woods and hear a strange sound, turn your jacket inside out. With the inside out jacket, you are no longer seen as prefect and safe from fairies taking you away.

[@darkmoonhotel]

i didn't know about the púca before now but i noticed the word dorcha (because of how he wayned the pronunciation lol.) my irish culture hyperfixated ass is going to dig into this game... thank you for your insights :)

[@ZannyAisling]

usiong a picture of a stink bug for a bed bug is a great bit

[@Screamiing]

I love the idea of the creatures and plants of the fae wild just coming into our world and everyone just learning to deal with it. Like, no magic to counteract it or anything, just 'leave a piece of cheese out for your hobb friend or else he will metamorphize and kill you :)'

[@magmapixel8627]

It’s also really scary/funny that that’s realistically all we could do

[@spentparch4067]

@@magmapixel8627Could a common hobb really survive a shotgun blast though? 🤔

[@magmapixel8627]

@@spentparch4067 that would be really inconvenient to need to do drywall repairs and clean up after that. I think the cheese is sufficient

[@spentparch4067]

@@magmapixel8627 Forget to put it out one time and you have a 7 foot tall hair man ready to kill you in your house 😅

[@Mantis47]

@@spentparch4067 They probably would because traditionally, the fae are only vulnerable to iron.

[@minibotas9496]

So from what I’m getting, it’s not horror as in “spooky scary”, it’s more like “you know they may be in danger, that their loved ones may be gone forever or risk being so, and they don’t. Give them the info and hope that they believe you.” Just going by the feeling of… dread I guess? Of the mother calling for her missing son when Wayne correctly deduced they had a fake object that she had no way of finding that abducted the child. No one is to blame, yet it’s a tragedy nonetheless.

[@goatguy5789]

I think what might be even sadder about May (the mother calling about her son being abducted by an artifact), is that as the person on the other end of the line, you know that Jeremy is still in that thing but his mother will never really know. Since artifacts are only remedied with the child/pet inside them being forgotten by use of Memory Wisps for the family affected. So not only is a mother losing her son, she's losing the knowledge, love and memories of that son ever existing, while her son starves to death inside a strange object.

[@roninnozlo9544]

I don't think it was the artifact. It might have been a fake rose bush.

[@goatguy5789]

@@roninnozlo9544 no it def was an artifact. If it wasn't Wayne would have gotten the consequence call. Plus the mom outright talks about her son being scared of bees, leading to the fact that artifacts are known to making buzzing sounds, and that his closet was messy which attracts artifacts. This is about a caller, not the boy that is reported missing in the relator video.

[@parateuthis3307]

I still feel cheated that they didn't use a picture of an actual bedbug

[@bigbadgammagnome]

ending spoiler I laughed so hard when the game did the "junior supervisor" bit, I think breaking built up tension with comedy, especially when that tone is already established, is great I fully disagree with the people in chat that say the ending sucks, I loved it

[@yeetymcneety]

I feel like the fae would do that, like how they did all of this in the first place

[@zredman98]

watching chat in this stream really helps me understand why holly is so strict with back seating. so much backseating in this stream people really do just need banned so they'll stop being shit

[@quantumblur_3145]

Someone's gotta parent em

[@polocatfan]

God damn it. every single time I wanna watch a stream VOD, it usually ends up with some drama shit happening like this. I love Wayne, but I really don't know if I can keep watching him, since shit like this stresses me the fuck out.

[@todosauce]

i rly wouldnt call this drama lol. its not disrupting the VOD unless you read chat all the time @@polocatfan

[@Mantis47]

My only issue with everyone I've seen stream this game is that chat gives them 90% of the right answers, and this is a game where you might want to hear some of the consequence calls.

[@dissipatingecho]

the alternate dimension where a cryptozoology degree is useful

[@quantumblur_3145]

049 interview moment

[@Maya-he2de]

wayne solo streams are always such a treat. the rest of rtvs are great but wayne has a certain charisma when talking to only the audience

[@DeadFawn]

I really love how this game has a unique take on analogue horror, the fantasy elements are so fun and make it really stick out compared to the more generic scary unknown entity stuff.

[@Joshy-]

for me it's like these creatures are put in the same category/tier as like mild annoyances, like a boggart and a fucking frozen pipe

[@blueloops7437]

God shout out to this call and to the person doing the voice acting at 1:25:53, the game has a creepy vibe but this moment felt so out place I loved it. I don’t know if there are more moments like that going forward (fell asleep during the original stream so I never saw the rest) but I really hope there are

[@monkeydad47]

The mother calling about her missing child was particularly harrowing to listen to.

[@suziebelle3738]

That guy, the distressed mom and the girl who lost her face are all standouts

[@pobodysnerfect9175]

Hello, KZbin Commentor here again. Most excellent work, streamer. Thy routine uploads of VODs shortly following their date of streaming has pleased us, and thine entertaining banter continues to amuse those who dwell above and below the soil. Keep up the good work, streamer. Our eyes rest firmly upon thee.

[@xNotAnAlienx]

This stream is so calming and comfy. Maybe I should tune in more for wayne only streams.

[@meowdy_howdy]

I recommend the silent hill 2 streams then! Funny enough despite being a horror game I found them very chill :)

[@luigiisgreenlikeflubber8250]

Sometimes the other crew can have very distracting conversations bless their souls

[@docdoc.4500]

The dirt mound call was a reference to making a "mountain out of a molehill", with the caller being really dramatic about it!

[@darbythedragon511]

others may notice the stink bug as bedbug but myself the entomology genius noticed the housefly was a different guy also

[@batesianmimic4916]

it took me 44 minutes to realize that wayne was in the right corner.. i didnt realize his camera was on.. i didnt see the little television..

[@petrikhorr]

guys it's a house fire. i promise.

[@VideoGameMantis]

the art book section of this game made me smile

[@goblinsmiles]

"Ma'am youve got a common hob. Its hob time"

[@paranoidlizard6338]

In regards to the talk at start of stream about breaking bad vrai: as a person who has not actually watched breaking bad and a person who was there for a good amount of the april fools stream, my eyes were kind of glued to it for so many reasons. Like, on one level i was trying to figure out what was actually the plot of the show based on what i was seeing but also the… fan-made songs??? That would be playing on car radios just describing the plot? The gmod car physics and tunnel teleportation, how some models just looked like cardboard cutouts, holly’s amazing rendition of skylar. I was definitely april fooled but also it was a really fun experience

[@paranoidlizard6338]

Ive showed multiple people the clip of holly going “*skylar white divorces walter white*” and then wayne stopping mid-sentence and going. “What?? Divorce 😔”

[@duckzone]

i'm super late BUT... Spoilers i think... i love the fae feast call because once you clock in the fact that its a fae agency handling all these fae anomalies, you get thats like. the fae feast entry is being written by the fae's point of view so OF course they would see a smoking pile of crap as a generous and edible offering lest you invoke the ire of those below. its so fun. i loved this detail bc it gives a clear hint (if the mouseformation stuff wasnt enough) that something is Up...

[@amalgamidol]

this game surprised me a lot :) thank you wayne for taking us on this journey

[@bugdomrulez]

3:50 - 4:08 reminds me of that avgn moment where he's like "cuz i like ya a lot...now don't take that too serious."

[@rowanlavellan9755]

I met a Great Dane while taking a friend back and forth to dog training...that dog was HUGE, basically pony-sized. Absolutely sweet too 😊

[@Spoocecow]

I would like it a lot if more games made little tributes to Longmont Potion Castle as part of their core mechanic

[@Spoocecow]

1:27:52 Fred Pinball

[@Draluigi222]

I always say, don't miss the termites for the hobbs.

[@TheNookOfficial]

I was not prepared for the end and it was AMAZING

[@servetica]

so excited for wayne to do the upcoming dlc to this game!! that is, if he wants to. i would love to see it, this was such a cosy spooky stream

[@servetica]

in fact, i found out ab the dlc from searching for this vod! looking forward to it so much

[@hungryhedgehog4201]

This feels like it's set in the same universe as Troll 2 idk why.

[@ikksnay]

:waynerHobb:

[@VoidGirlfriend]

This game/stream is the reason I found aboit about Longmont Potion Castle. It's like finding a goldmine

[@persocomz]

shouts out to the one person in chat who said "holly grayelle" the moment carol started talking in thees and harks. i see you

[@ceo_of_cats]

Gopger being a risk thats never used is awesome

[@alwayslucky664]

when wayne is the stream time! i are the happy too!

[@SkeletonHotel]

(Spoilers, I guess?) I felt so vindicated seeing the AD&D Monster Manual in the behind-the-scenes stuff. It reminded me of when I found and impulse-bought the AD&D Fiend Folio at a games shop years ago. **That** book had some especially bizarre monsters; a lot of them leaned into comedic gimmicks (a robed skeletal-looking humanoid that would teleport nosy adventurers away, and then insist to all remaining party members that the victim had been disintegrated), but others were genuinely unnerving in concept (a large flower that charms victims and plants seeds in their brains to turn them into mindless spore-spreaders; a blob with a barbed tendril that injects you with a digestive fluid that slowly melts your organs from the inside). The info entries in this game really capture that vibe: sometimes silly, sometimes scary, but first and foremost, just fascinating to read about and to imagine the larger, uncanny fantasy ecology these things would make up.

[@knightogourd]

2:00:40 I think this is one of the messages that got me suspended indefinitely

[@DissedRedEngie]

I've been trying to limit my comment posts to just one. but for the spriggan at 4:04:43 I'm fairly certain I spotted it. Look to vertical middle of the window. Slightly to the left of the center of the frame, there is a pink flower I think. Just, look a bit down from it and pay attention to the lighting around there. Yeah, once you notice it, it just kinda can't leave your vision. Hint: rim lighting is a thing.

[@priestessof-blood]

i will be born in five months :)

[@2zuku820]

howd it go

[@randomcloverr]

You know what they always say,,,, house fires are the lupus of home safety☝️

[@vladimirvladislovvladivostok]

27:36 definitely a picture of a rat not a mouse

[@ventussolder2673]

Really enjoyed this stream =]

[@sonyPlaytation]

This game was really cool, one thing i would have liked to see is later on maybe on the last day you have to deduce that there are two things happening in the same call. Would have been a cool like final challenge

[@gobbleygourdiscursed6782]

I am very dissapointed in myself for missing this. also wayne, if you see this, will you ever end up uploading the breaking bad stream to this channel?

[@wayneradiotvONDEMAND]

yes once the youtube edits are done! its taking a while

[@iblame_nargles]

​@@wayneradiotvONDEMANDI prefer your edited content over your streams (both are great, I just think your editing is just the icing on the cake) but as a vod watcher, I really wish I could rewatch it because I was laughing too hard the entire and missed so many things lmao So excited for whatever you guys do next, I swear, you guys step up your game with everything you take on next ❤

[@ohnoagremlin]

posting from the chat tulpa dimension

[@mikkischlauder4388]

oh how i love video

[@tmbg12]

i think it was moles

[@greygoose8803]

holy shit i wasnt expecting evermore at the end.

[@Lordrockerkiller]

For anyone watching, 19:00

[@RhythmandFlorence]

2:13:21 when that picture first popped up I thought it was Gollum

[@NobodySpecialNerdery]

Not needlessly praising here, but best play through Ive seen of this game, and I've seen a bunch.

[@CosmiKazie]

2:04:50 Rom freaking out about whatever his brother Quark has gotten into this time

[@pteroid11]

Spoilers Wish my overtime ended with me cavorting with the fae folk

[@pteroid11]

It’s so sad Wayne got grabbed by the goober and smacked around til next sunday at the end of the stream. 😢

[@DissedRedEngie]

1:58:53 oh don't be such a baby. Just call Creed.

[@Saycille]

3:48:00 - HOUSE FIRE HOUSE FIRE HOUSE FIRE

[@lochness7419]

This is suuuch a cool game i was glad 2 catch it live... any1 who enjoys this kinda genre/horror should REALLY check out the Kane and Feels podcast

[@strawberrysodas3433]

How bad is the backseating in this vod i need to prepare myself for when chat is annoying

[@swoshyfoshy5643]

i'm abt 3 hours in and the backseating is only truly obvious if u read chat, and it's not the worst case of backseating i've seen. a lot of it is chat trying to figure it out with wayne and sometimes they come to the conclusion first or someone who's obviously seen the game before just says something in chat. it could get worse though idk

[@strawberrysodas3433]

@@swoshyfoshy5643 thank u swoshy foshy...salute

[@swoshyfoshy5643]

@@strawberrysodas3433 ur welcome strawberry sodas!

[@PhantoFantasma]

lovely Very Nice

[@tinybubble330]

I joined super late and had no clue what was going on except for me making stupid gnome references, now I’m gonna watch fully and I only just noticed that he’s in the fucking corner the whole time. I completely missed him while it was live

[@miburd28]

horray

[@vladimirvladislovvladivostok]

1:35:13 also a RAT!

[@deadlined825]

Lost my mind watching wayner click everything except carpenter ants when Fred called while the carpenter ants page was up. Got it in the end tho 💪💪💪

[@greythejackalope]

2:22:34

[@scorpy9000]

:3

[@chancey8416]

2:34:03 hehehe that me!! :V

[@magmapixel8627]

I saw this on steam like an hour before this got uploaded wtf

[@ckcrwTrnscndnce]

i was here for the beginning of this stream and i need to know if any of my chats can be caught h3re. please forgive me getting excited in the replies.

[@ckcrwTrnscndnce]

0:41 THERE I AM THERE I AM I SAY "UH OH WAYNES THE UNSAFE ONE"

[@ckcrwTrnscndnce]

1:00 AHH THERE I AM AGAIN !!!!!!!

[@ckcrwTrnscndnce]

2:05 HEHEHEH THATS ME!!!

[@ckcrwTrnscndnce]

2:37 HI AME!!!! HEY ME!!!!!!

[@ckcrwTrnscndnce]

3:21 THERES I AM AGAINS!!!

[@vladimirvladislovvladivostok]

3:04:57 arent pookas from dig dug

[@mixmastermind]

No they're from Harvey with Jimmy Stewart

[@abarcyTelary]

I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH AND THIS STREAM BUT I NEARLY STARTED CRYING AEVERAL TIMES FROM FEAR BECAUSE I AM SO SEVERELY TERRIFIED OF HORROR(?) LIKE THIS

[@crabulonbestgirl9130]

When are you gonna do the sonic bonus streams? Idk if youve said anything about that on twitter or smth but i really look forward to seeing them

[@r0tgut]

i got timed out for like 2 minutes for reminding mira not to spam links in chat. 10/10 mod

[@roninnozlo9544]

JEREMY GOT TAKEN BY THE ROSE BUSH NOT THE ARTIFACTY!!!! DID YOU FORGET THE REAL ESTATE VIDEO THAT FAST?? how did this man get employed

[@anonymous.s0tt]

omfg the amount of time it took wayne to figure out david’s call actually pissed me off it was so obvious the moment they said dog

[@suziebelle3738]

“How dare people have different methods of comprehension and problem solving than me”

[@anonymous.s0tt]

@@suziebelle3738yes

[@paxcallow]

you are stupid for getting pissed off about a thing like that.

[@mystomch]

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