Homemade Screw Tank Test Drive

[@colinfurze]

Check out the WATER TEST here kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2rGaGtol9Ghe9k If you want your own Colin Furze OFFICIAL Safety Tie click here www.colinfurzeshop.com

[@parkerm.]

Hi

[@kazalibo6216]

Howitzer

[@royalcomputer3780]

Sawblades

[@TAT660X]

colinfurze potato canon

[@ewanbaino]

potato machine gun

[@daanvandongen1422]

I think the fact that he wears a tie while driving his homemade rotating death machine perfectly sums up everything there is to know about this man

[@applianceguy]

Daan van Dongen lol

[@atomgames9406]

Jup thats right and i have nothing to add, simply true🤣🤣🤣

[@deviantuk1978]

Don't forget it's a safety tie ;)

[@smartin2174]

But it doesn't have a weapon on it, oh wait...

[@AgiHammerthief]

style, the difference between madman and genius

[@lukepead1052]

He has the imagination of a 5-year-old and the abilities of an engineer This is the best channel ever!!!

[@eidmohammad3991]

True

[@willybee3056]

And the money of god. ..

[@babb9457]

Imagine being colins great grandson and finding all of his old projects in his shed

[@sharkdrago8452]

Better than finding a mobility scooter

[@nathannegri1398]

Unless it’s Collin’s custom scooter

[@almachizit3207]

The shed? The one with the bunker under it?

[@mralfie4078]

Bunker more like

[@JediSentinal]

and then finding the false floor and bunker

[@svengali990]

Imagine how confused boots-on-the-ground troops would be if they saw this thing’s track marks in the field.

[@chazzer7564]

During WW2 I believe the finns used screw tanks, I may be wrong

[@wesleythomas7125]

Reminds me of the "Fallout 3" dlc "Operation: Anchorage." The Chinese used screw-tanks armed with lazer cannons (or, at least, that's how the sim was programmed).

[@Surfermain]

This video: 0% clickbait, 100% this guy freaking out about driving a tank with giant drills for wheels

[@mequavis]

Yup. Just him meneichally laughing the whole time

[@dontworryaboutit5989]

Well he DID build it.. I would be happy too

[@fartyperson]

Yeah except for the first three videos he did on this.

[@naik216]

Oh

[@starry0505]

Bharath P well thats random

[@ornotermes]

Since it's a screw tank, a nail gun would kinda fit the theme.

[@nathanielsmith7019]

thinking the same thing

[@fareastman2079]

Google global truth project and read "The Present" if you are interested in learning the truth about life and death. What is said can change the world if enough people check it is true

[@kevinrhodes6066]

Or spice it up a bit and use. Sticker rebar gun

[@_z3r0]

A nail gun but with screws!

[@musclehank6067]

Oh I lOve this idea!

[@Eireman_on_Twitch]

Weapon suggestions: 1) if the law allows, a phased particle cannon. 2) if the law doesn't allow option 1, then maybe a compressed air beer can launcher?

[@RFMongoose]

I to do not judge myself by the friends I have, but by the enemies I make.

[@tbthedozer]

Nicholas McDermott yep, definitely an air cannon or spud gun type weapon! Beer cans are a nifty idea, it should be a repeater though with a top fed magazine. I was thinking about using apples as projectiles because they are pretty firm and can go through a sizing ring to fit the barrel potentially less dangerous than full beer cans or soda cans to stop alcohol abuse (jk) but beer cans are much more uniform in size than apples.

[@ericlotze7724]

Stoicheometric Hydrogen-Oxygen, Compressed and ignighted, either burst disk or fancy valve system. Valved injection with arduino valves, and pressure sensor, spark plug ignite, possible gas removal? S t a i n l e s s S t e e l B a r r e l

[@mattweger437]

No laws against a particle cannon since it's not a firearm

[@mathisbuilder]

Then he mounts it on the vehicle. Like Crossout.

[@bobdole2791]

This dude has the most insane ideas and the most maniacal laughter. He's like a real life villain

[@tyronchadrickcanda4793]

Its colinfurze, what did you expect?

[@thatoneguy611]

He even has a top secret lair beneath his garden (the bunker$

[@postreroleumell.5082]

Doofenshmirtz

[@arcticsky2991]

Imagine where his funding comes from

[@sgt.megashi4984]

He's doofenshmirtz

[@zacrosamond3128]

Main gun: compressed air melon howitzer Auxiliary defence system: Hellfire style firework rocket pods

[@harryclarksonwebb7922]

ur so bent over

[@schweizerluchs7146]

@@harryclarksonwebb7922I like it though 🤣😂🤣

[@timonthehill11]

Or a potatoe gettling gun😁

[@shazarakk]

was going to say flamethrower... melon howitzer is better.

[@zacrosamond3128]

@@harryclarksonwebb7922 oh yes 😘

[@GoGo-iq8yj]

6:09 did Colin just rail grind a tank?

[@penguinslapper4526]

Yes my friend. Yes he did.

[@jackwhitcher4741]

Yes, yes he did

[@theholygrass19]

Yeah that was sick! Seems sped up a bit but dope nonetheless

[@thetwitchywarlock]

"what are those weird symbols carved into the fields?" "oh thats just Colin's tank"

[@ImseetheArtist]

Aliens furse gehh

[@ikea_tank7193]

“The math says that when 80 kilo colin sits on it it won’t float but let’s give it a try anyway” 30 seconds later sinks in a bog.

[@introzen6914]

*mudguard* : "hey, are you installing me next??" *colin* : "it needs a weapon!"

[@coach_dogor]

You need to put 3 weapons, a regular tank has 2 machinguns (one in the bottpom and other in the top), plus a cannon. Will b grat if you put in the low a flame thrower, as th other gun a Air presure maching gun, and as a cannon the termite launcher. Also in the bottom of the tank put a floating divice like anfibious 8 weelers.

[@bumsebiene9216]

Technically he's now an Screwdriver

[@Lucas-gx8ic]

Oh my god

[@Cmdr_Slayer]

Oh my god

[@asaanapapi7170]

Oh my god

[@leviathan1082]

@@br6768 oh my god

[@Absolutenutter]

dad joke of the year

[@Jon.S]

Spud cannon, that way you can get the whole “big barrel, big foomp” firing experience

[@doomiag]

Oh that's not a bad shout.....

[@cplslash]

Perfect spud turret

[@hy3na739]

trebuchet

[@WheresTheSauce]

Gattling spud cannon!!!!

[@jimclarkintheshed]

Good call

[@kailaskrishna7499]

"This man have no regards for lawn maintenance"

[@jaytaylor2971]

No sir he does not none whatsoever

[@suryanshs3079]

Colin: **dresses up in formal and puts on a tie** People on the way: hmm some serious business man going for work. Colin at work:

[@pilot3016]

Disclaimer: Not to be used as a Golf Cart.

[@martinsachs3837]

priceless to see the court keeper pull out his hair...

[@why9541]

Eh, should be fine, just don't drive it after rain or on the green!

[@ser167]

But imagine the noise, if it was driven on an asphalt

[@raguram9343]

@@ser167 it hurts reading this

[@raguram9343]

@@martinsachs3837 i really need to see that happen

[@robpalomo]

Weapons: Vr setup with a mount that moves when you move your head. The weapon of choice? Automatic paint ball gun with triggers on the controlls

[@grassleafe8935]

Or a flamethrower

[@broughttoideas]

Ar15

[@Dreigonix]

+Rob Palomo Someone’s been playing Death Lap on Oculus Quest...

[@Christopher81820]

Colin is actually a real genius. The ammount of pre-thought and math that goes into making something like this in his garage, making each piece, and it works?!? This guy is very intelligent and has much more potential than just this channel

[@robinriddle8017]

Flamethrower! Imagine the Screwtank spueling a spiral flame out he front

[@enderium3253]

I was thinking that too! Great suggestion.

[@Terminate1783]

@@matthewflury Now thats the real quetion

[@WestCoastWheelman]

Especially if it's amphibious, how awesome would it be to light everything on fire and escape out into the water!

[@sdecort9603]

Jup, he definitly has to do that

[@Terminate1783]

@@WestCoastWheelman No railgun is the real weapon flemethrowers are boring

[@corruptedwinter5940]

"Mommy, whats that noise?" "Don't worry sweetie, thats just the insane inventor in the fields again."

[@GravityZeroed]

Sanitized Productions lol

[@DDGdeapool]

Lol

[@zoidburg2975]

Sanitized Productions He doesn’t ‘invent’ anything, he builds things that have already been invented...

[@nerdy1701]

@@Empika en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screw-propelled_vehicle

[@jalanihidup6119]

WTF LOL

[@MrSmith336]

I am very surprised at how well the "threads" of the screw drives held up to all the abuse. I really thought the threads would fold onto the screw. Colin, you are truly a brilliant and gifted Fabricator!!

[@merabkhutashvili6641]

By the way this conception was created and discovered by genius soviet engineers for syberian off roads 1950-1967

[@MrBen527]

Thats what I thought too!

[@mikeremix8025]

The concept has been around for a long time forgottenoldmachines.blogspot.com/2010/09/vehicule-propulsion-par-vis-zil-29061.html

[@larslarsen8010]

@@merabkhutashvili6641 Leonardo D. Vinci and earlier

[@caseMasterxL]

This is what real Engineering looks like.

[@Arten00]

This guy is crazy, my mind can't even know what hes saying right now. What a madlad he is

[@PrincessTS01]

I think Colin Furze would make a great "Q" for a James Bond film.

[@TheArseen]

I so agree

[@edwardcullen3251]

If you wanted things that go at a few mph and barely work. Sure

[@nickrobertson3266]

Retain his real world identity and just have bond pull up to a british suburb to get his kit

[@huseinamin8903]

Not sure enough but a cameo of his would pretty much welcomed. *Boom, as Q show Bond's new gadget an explosion happened in the back 'a bit of bang in the morning eh? That's a way to start a day' lifting his glass of martini 'said someone with alcohol in his hands...' *Camera shifting to Colin on the back waves and shout'my bad'

[@joaquinespinoza6752]

Great idea

[@PANTA-Music]

Your weapons of choice: A paintball canon. or: A potato howitzer And put the 'ammo' basket at the front so it delivers extra weight on the front, so you won't have trouble going uphill anymore (as seen in the video) and, you get an even distribution on water Also you should design a shieldplate on the front or something, to protect yourself from harm when you go through dense forest/shrubbery

[@PANTA-Music]

Who's with me?

[@yoyomamad]

potato machine gun and shield should be good.

[@peeterkiviorg9507]

And something to shield the engine from water should or go under for whatever reason

[@justanotherchannel9272]

I like potatoes....and you could move your seat to the front a little bit too Colin

[@Akm72]

All the best tanks have a flame thrower and/or a demolition gun!

[@meandmytools9819]

Think this is a video since a long time where Colin is really happy with the result and he should be!! don't stop entertaining Colin don't stop

[@bananabolt749]

I agree with you Colin don’t stop making cool stuff

[@hmk..]

the beauty is that you test your invention yourself , you put your own life in line.

[@alanwatts8239]

So, let me get this straight: He took that thing to a swamp, it sank halfway down into the water, the screws got jammmed by chunks of wood, the engine literally respirated water, it turned off and sat there until a loader came to rescue it, and when it lifted, it started like nothing even happened? Colin is beyond good.

[@debbiebernhardt5406]

It was shutdown due to resistance overwhelming it.

[@thihieutruong5565]

Ewgib 286/

[@DemonYT-fe2qm]

Halo semua nya

[@lillythepone2994]

It’s also got a Honda motor

[@connorstohl6050]

*Honda engines are beyond good.

[@thadiusthane4665]

World of tanks: "colin can you make us a tank?" Colin: "screw you"

[@Ajaxaxxess]

bam!

[@ryancrisp4947]

that's a good one 🤣

[@Merecir]

Weapon: a mud cannon. Collect mud from below the tank and throw it at the enemy.

[@_smoothwizyt1711]

Wow this would be perfect but what if you were on water will u have a giant water gun

[@freevideoservice]

What, srsl we thought about the same xD

[@alexandermahone4030]

you are doing very good work Furze, these production videos should come more

[@thomashardacre]

For the weapon, I'd like to see a really high pressure water cannon coz a screw tank is unique so make the weapon a bit unique

[@sylwek1177]

Baseball balls launcher

[@flyboylifestyle5339]

Thinking about high pressure water, it would end being a much heavier vehicle. But maybe mk2

[@mattw4211]

Oooo then it could use lakewater to shoot out the cannon while it's floating!

[@antussonus1018]

I was thinking the exact opposite. Flamethrower

[@octocreeper8182]

I like the flame thrower, but like at the back or sides, and then a rebar gun on top. Maybe even something to make it red hot

[@Stuntman707]

“The maths says I should sink, but let’s try it anyway” * Sinks *

[@schonnj]

You win this time, maths.

[@Foxbody85]

Love it tho

[@everything777]

@@schonnj I'll get you next time mathematics! NEXT TIME!!!

[@HenkJanBakker]

That is science for ya. On paper it should do one thing but until you tested it... That is why "Pics or it didn't happen" is strictly speaking a scientific method meme.

[@laursen99]

@@HenkJanBakker R´armen

[@SamMoto98]

"Crazy man in homemade tank destroys part of lincolnshire"

[@moraids7771]

So this is what volgin is doing in his afterlife from mgs3

[@CAMSLAYER13]

Didn't volgin become that weird flame guy from mgs5?

[@endersta]

Weapon: Harpoon, or some sort of grappling hook. Something to reel in stuff, or help you drag yourself out of tough terrain.

[@thetastefultoastie6077]

One does not simply 'drag' a screw-tank

[@DH-xw6jp]

An electric winch powered harpoon would be fantastic

[@nojhampton]

I was thinking similarly, a air powered cannon to fire the hook then winch to assist in steep climbs. Epic fireworks, rockets and smoke screen come as standard on a furze vechial 👍

[@DH-xw6jp]

@@nojhampton perhaps something based on his thermite cannon to launch the harpoon. (Or, ya know, just use the thermite cannon as a weapon haha) or a narrow barreled steel bodied potato gun with the harpoon slipped over the out side of the barrel like the old school whaler harpoons.

[@nojhampton]

@@DH-xw6jp Go for both, front & back, you know just in case! This project could go a bit 'Mad Max'

[@sneakyeze]

“I’ve never made a screw tank before” Like there’s a DIY channel out there who has😂

[@Marco_Onyxheart]

There is now.

[@sweet65mustang]

Rednik79 5 years ago

[@filipbjelobrk9731]

DoctorDS (i think that's the name) a few months ago, but its not a screw tank, just a normal one

[@thetulip-inator]

I guess the US government ?

[@bostedtap8399]

There was a British Artic or Antarctic expedition which used a screw tank in the 60/70s'.

[@BugsyFoga]

Colin is one of the few beings i consider powerful enough to defeat Thanos .

[@Boom-wx6vp]

He'll just make his own gauntlet

[@kylehamilton1093]

@@Boom-wx6vp and it will be even better

[@mikomihael6478]

@@Boom-wx6vp Or better yet, just make the stones themselves

[@didiandiano]

And he doesn't need any armour, he's got a safety tie

[@cobraking1419]

Colinfurze: The Tony Hawk of crazy inventions.

[@crazymonkey459]

I'd like to see one of three 1: a fireworks launcher 2: a flame thrower 3: an overpowered watergun (Edit) on the tank for those who think I want him to build this on it's own

[@brebeeb]

yeah watergun would be cool

[@sethbigboy324]

he made the fireworks launcher, I’ll put the link here if I remember

[@ytuser4562]

Yes He’s made a lot already... Yes

[@niki123489]

1 and 3

[@Thatcressidaguy]

Put them on it

[@rayceeya8659]

Congratulations Colin. You've made the most entertaining rotor tiller ever.

[@BigManPatty22]

Ray Ceeya absolutely

[@jiro4485]

World:**releases virus** Colin: screw that

[@JaffarTube]

Nice pun

[@redproject5450]

Underrated af

[@PromisedTriggeringExcalibait]

China: Releases homemade death virus*

[@t-wongg3773]

So cheezy

[@mobiustrip1400]

This guy is certifiable. No safety gear at all and wearing a tie!!! Mental

[@danielm.3180]

Britain: we are going to be the most ekological, no fosil fuel cars in 30 years Colin: screw tank, rig the forest and the swamps

[@poiiihy]

the tank that screws it all

[@Evan-vj8ns]

Ekological. . .

[@jonahhauser8588]

@@Evan-vj8ns Fosil.

[@ahmdabdallah2132]

🔴 What Is Islam? ⚠️ 🔴 Islam is not just another religion. 🔵 It is the same message preached by Moses, Jesus and Abraham. 🔴 Islam literally means ‘submission to God’ and it teaches us to have a direct relationship with God. 🔵 It reminds us that since God created us, no one should be worshipped except God alone. 🔴 It also teaches that God is nothing like a human being or like anything that we can imagine. 🌍 The concept of God is summarized in the Quran as: 📖 { “Say, He is God, the One. God, the Absolute. He does not give birth, nor was He born, and there is nothing like Him.”} (Quran 112:1-4)[4] 📚 🔴 Becoming a Muslim is not turning your back to Jesus. 🔵 Rather it’s going back to the original teachings of Jesus and obeying him.

[@choby8555]

I think a big rotating drill at the front like the underminer would be sick!

[@richardsorgo8600]

I like this

[@redrookie1635]

YES

[@matthewkleyn3819]

Would help counterbalence the weight too

[@vivo-fj2jn]

Good idea but not effective, it's can't go underground

[@powerprime99]

@@vivo-fj2jn but can go trought everyghing

[@Chris_P_Bacon]

Collin: I’m gonna ruin this mans whole grass field

[@dansmith436]

its his best mates land .. always lets him use it .. mr lamb aha

[@SolarWebsite]

@flip inheck Exactly, aerate it a bit, might not be bad for the soil, this 😉

[@toughguyver6986]

This wicked vehicle leaves a world-war-1 terrain behind it.

[@mr.cloudy2418]

Did you do it Colin: yes At what cost Colin: my backyard

[@thorzyan]

Mr. Cloudy I was thinking the opposite. Add some teeth to those screws and it's a great way to aerate a field.

[@WG55]

Surprise ending: It was the neighbor's yard.

[@tommylyeah]

Grants dad's gonna be pissed.

[@BlackForest909]

Weapon Idea: Mount the Rip Tire to the Tank!

[@EbefrenRevo]

UK Military enter the chat

[@qasimalsaidi]

"And like Tesla we"ll leave truck in 2wd lol" Ouch, that must've hurt so much

[@iroll]

absolutely savage lmao

[@schweizerluchs7146]

Yea he won't get sponsored by Tesla, surely 🤣

[@Dr.Fluffles]

As someone who likes Teslas, not really. It's what they did, no need to pretend otherwise, lol.

[@polarisreach8280]

Qasim Al-Saidi I don't get the joke?

[@redsquirrelftw]

I loled so much at that.

[@erichrandomstranger1243]

This man is achieving every man's dream right now pretty dope mate

[@DragoTC]

For a weapon, you NEED to collab with Joerg Sprave from the Slingshot Channel. Put a goddamn motor powered rubber balista ontop of this machine! I think he's been sponsored by world of tanks too at a time.

[@Krageesh]

...this! Why haven't these two done a collab yet is beyond me

[@realdordhan8743]

Yes please!

[@unknown6656]

@@Krageesh Probably due to the distance (Southern Hesse in Germany and Stamford in the UK are quite some distance apart :P)

[@Dauthaert]

dooooooooo it....just do it . Please

[@ironmike4843]

Instant Legolis

[@Marco_Onyxheart]

This thing needs a railgun. Or a coilgun. I'd be happy either way.

[@tomwilliams9810]

coil gun don't you mean colin gun

[@dainbramage3558]

either that or a thermonuclear warhead

[@serpico1616]

It has to shoot cork screws

[@simplig1272]

@@tomwilliams9810 nah its coil gun. "A coilgun, also known as a Gauss rifle is a type of projectile accelerator consisting of one or more coils used as electromagnets in the configuration of a linear motor that accelerate a ferromagnetic or conducting projectile to high velocity. [wikipedia:coil gun]. it operates on the same principel as a railgun, but more compact, however requires larger energy imput.

[@Slassive]

r/wooooooooosh

[@cacervantes68]

Seed Cannon to replant stuff as you trowel through all terrain !

[@Jimmeh_B]

hahahahahahahaha "Tank responsibly"

[@Adam-wt6gr]

I second this!

[@RuffStuff420]

I was going to say potato cannon but I like this better! lol

[@AgentOracle]

Oi yes! Just dump piles of grass & flower & such seeds behind, and show us the results in summer!

[@hy3na739]

seed trebuchet

[@josephinetactac256]

"Give me the screw" "Which one"

[@duffman7674]

The weapon obviously has to be a trebuchet. A railgun would be okay, too.

[@xxgoodboy1499]

Thermite CANNON

[@MeruXYZ]

I've heard they can launch a 90kg projectile over 300 meters. What say you of such a claim

[@KemIS200]

i instantly thaught about a railgun too

[@Aisuprism]

I also thought railgun, maybe a flame cannon

[@BrandonsGarage]

Something belt fed.

[@lewisrood9769]

1. Compressed air spud gun as the weapon.... with a revolving chamber to act as a magazine. 2. Have the ability to remotely control it! Boom, I'll stick the kettle on ready.

[@JoshWeatherly]

I came to the comments specifically to make the exact same suggestion.

[@legongogaming7097]

His firework cannon isnt bad

[@slowpoke6743]

I came up with this kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJzagJuop92Zb5I while trying to make compressed air spud guns.

[@macallan3933]

Omg this would be the vest

[@andreamassetti8706]

Man you're just incredible, what an engineering masterpiece. I think you should put a paintball/airsoft turret of some sort at the front, maybe create a valve system that lets you control the tank with just one hand so that you have the other one free to maneuver the turret 👍👍👍

[@thatoneathiestguy2752]

This guy never ceases to amaze me

[@evelynjosie688]

Secondary weapon idea: Grappling hook for extra torque when climbing >45° slope.

[@jackthereaper4462]

You know you're putting a flamethrower on it, just get on with it.

[@TheDukeNeukam]

Truth..

[@carsonhunt4642]

Probably one of the few things legal in commie uk 😫

[@kibble9114]

I enjoy

[@mathisbuilder]

Bruh this is literally Crossout.

[@iozchannel4725]

no, don't, if he put a flamethrower above the machine, the heat will make him bald 😂

[@Draiv]

A huge nail gun on top would be cool, then it would be a screw and nail tank :D

[@cronicjointpain1]

Or a screw gun, if he can safely make that work. They are actually a thing now believe it or not.

[@tychotransport5902]

I love the British'ness of all of this ~ from Australia

[@preferredimage]

6:08 did you just rail grind a tree in a tank?! That's mad!

[@psychogoreman198]

We call that a “50/50 screw rail” 🤣

[@blaws6684]

Mythbusters: our insurance company lawyers won’t allow this Colin: they don’t get a turn driving it then do they.

[@theblackbaron4119]

He's only putting himself at risk. Mythbusters had a whole crew and a different insurance policy because they had a company M5 shop they operated in.

[@aserta]

@@theblackbaron4119/videos Which was required by Discovery who got more and more scared as the series progressed. So if you wonder who ruined MB, it was Discovery channel, wankers.

[@jordanprince5818]

@@theblackbaron4119 so what does that mean M5 company? Not familiar with the term does that mean they're like a fortune 500 company meaning they have strict standards and regulations to follow?

[@MiishaKorvian]

@@jordanprince5818 M5 Industries was the name of the special effects company that was used as the workshop for Mythbusters, and thus had a more corporate level of insurance and liability rules.

[@jimmmyjohns2853]

I heard his voice in my head when i read that

[@laurihakala8600]

Imagine being an investigator coming to a crime scene and seeing there on the ground the tracks that thing makes and trying to think what the heck made those.

[@BenCos2018]

lol

[@QualityDoggo]

> oh, Colin was here

[@r2dxhate]

He should make an automated seed dropper, that drops a single seed into each slit in the ground.

[@kirbs_3378]

If only he made a crossover with styropyro

[@x0j]

wow seems like this is one of the few big youtubers worth subscribing too

[@donavanmcelroy6263]

Imagine the guy trying to figure out what on earth has been driving around his field!

[@rohanjarande]

It was the Aliens!

[@mariaciccarelli3390]

Or it’s his property

[@lackynguyen8351]

6:10 did he just did a perfect grind with a screwtank?

[@colinfurze]

yeah I thought that to

[@mrbaldheadness]

I don't know how you managed it with all that laughter 👍

[@PyroYeet]

"pretty much any terrain" *nervously thinks of heavy large rock formation*

[@redsquirrelftw]

I can totally hear what that would sound like. Like claws on a chalk board lol.

[@PyroYeet]

Red Squirrel AHHH ME EARRSS

[@sjv6598]

The Bearded Baby Not much of that in rural Lincolnshire.

[@Mitch3343]

@@sjv6598 Probably because yall needed them for the catapults back in the golden age.

[@PyroYeet]

The SJV Workshop ´twas a joke

[@matthewavilez318]

Breaking News: Englishman builds screw-tank; rumors of possible use to reestablish the British empire leaves global leaders trembling

[@PhoenixClank]

Update: White Flags are being raised all over France

[@miniminion322]

If an apocalypse ever happens this man is set... he’s got weapons, vehicles, a bunker... like this man has all he needs

[@Sam-xv5hb]

One is already happening 😂😂😂

[@miniminion322]

Christ is Lord Forever not really... lol It’s an apocalypse?? Nobody will need him... sorry man

[@williamkwl6153]

@@Sam-xv5hb meh, there's no zombie or raiders or demonic beings, so it doesn't count

[@mattlacdao3807]

Food?

[@miniminion322]

TheUltimate Weipin if you need food during an apocalypse you’re weak 😂

[@AfterDark33]

I do believe a 2 inch breech loading potato cannon would be a perfect fit for your little tank.

[@justing8821]

AfterDark3 that would be awesome

[@saigonrider]

As long as its self reloading, or even fully automatic

[@the_clockwork_jackass6897]

I would think this might work well; a sliding breech (on vertical tracks) hooked to a reciprocating mechanism and a vertical magazine with a piston to push the projectile into the barrel

[@galagripz1057]

colin you should do that

[@daniellenze7321]

I agree a potato gun would be perfect

[@suryas5609]

Doing this stuff with a tie and that decent British accent just suits him well!

[@Hemwoo]

Those ducks we're like "ohh sh8t this human again"

[@leviathanblade7805]

6:08 ever seen a tank grind a tree, well you have now

[@lyravain6304]

"Fast and the Furious: Tank Drift"

[@observingtheq8810]

@@lyravain6304 Furze and furious? Fast and Furze? Fast and Furzious? Not sure what's better.

[@djSpinege]

0:14 that one bolt is driving me nuts

[@carlwb1269]

See what you did there

[@charles8060]

good eye

[@RWBHere]

Cross-threaded maybe?

[@koleparker271]

k

[@stargazersdance]

*slow claps* Good one.

[@MechaNexus]

I still love how it strafes faster than it moves forward. Moves exactly like a tank with auger tread. 10/10

[@indiancarlsson]

How about a atomatic potato gun?

[@angelomiguellacsamana7044]

The coolest guy I ever saw on youtube. I love this guy

[@danielcox3983]

Colin Furze: *tries to make an Archmides screw driven tank* Also Colin Furze: *actually makes the most fun agricultural device ever as he continues to destroy English countryside in a fashion perfect for planting crops*

[@TOIMwet]

Daniel Cox ?

[@jblen]

6:09 you ever seen someone rail grind a tank?

[@AutonomyCentral]

Neighbour's gonna be pissed when they see what you've done to their lawn Colin

[@theaffiliatewatcher4306]

Sounds like that line came from a movie lol

[@reginopojas3682]

ITS LIKE MONSTER HOUSE HAHHA

[@Dave5843-d9m]

The bunker roof will blunt the screws.

[@ReneSchickbauer]

That's certainly one of the more entertaining ways to spend an afternoon aerating your lawn.

[@materialize955]

I feel like someone is just going to find those tracks and be like "What the hell happened here?"

[@clappa2208]

well duh

[@clappa2208]

that's how the human brain works -_-

[@cronicjointpain1]

Aliens landed

[@alexxxx9221]

The Aliens

[@juggerswood]

God happened.

[@Anonymous-qj4wn]

I love how even when he is working in dirt and mud and all sorts of organic materials, he still wears a shirt and tie. What an Englishman.

[@brianschrand9211]

The perfect weapon would be one of your legendary flame throwers.

[@KevAlberta]

With night vision viewfinder and electronic joystick control

[@dillondavis2134]

Still think saw blade launcher would be cool because flamethrowers are always his go to.

[@dillondavis2134]

We could add flame thrower side mounts just a suggestion.

[@DrMedReaper]

Flame Thrower, on a Screwtank that drives in the Water???

[@itIsI988]

@@DrMedReaper On water*

[@zacksstuff]

The best thing from this video was discovering the song See You Next Tuesday. Which is now a key part of my Spotify playlists.

[@skyegecko]

Suggestion: swap the tubes around so that when you drive forwards you throw all the churned up crud outboard instead of into your lap.

[@warhound7781]

Exactly what I was going to suggest. haha

[@paulgorowitz4007]

Screw tank: Does something Colin: laughs like a maniac

[@alpha13dylan]

You gotta laugh at the awesome stuff you build yourself! That is half the laughter. It works!!! xD

[@Mii4210]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mitaskeledzija6269]

Bro when its your own creation how can u not 😂😂😂

[@mangomango94]

Tony Stark: "That man has no regard for lawn maintenance"

[@AlexDaviesXD]

@robert mccaleb nice

[@didiandiano]

@robert mccaleb noice

[@boboften9952]

Can Plant Crops Now.

[@intercept7965]

Engineering skill 💯 Its a different trip watchin and driving machines made by your own hands

[@mythoughts1679]

colin: Screw tank ironman: This man has no regard for lawn maintenance

[@fookingsog]

Heck!!! He's just aerating the Lawn!!!😆😂🤣

[@dark_fly_boi2098]

It would be perfect for farming

[@kadmow]

@@dark_fly_boi2098 : ie. the tractor IS the cultivator

[@maruftim]

Yeah lol!

[@samthird18]

For the weapon: - Thermite launcher, or - firework launcher, or - potato cannon, or - paintball Plus side mounted uzis from tuk tuk

[@orangeracecar996]

Spud gun would be sick honestly

[@richov]

ALL OF THE ABOVE...

[@Charles-je4qm]

He has done most of them

[@richov]

@@Charles-je4qm not on a tank he hasn't ;-)

[@savig104]

Paintball. Potato sounds cool on paper but you have to load it

[@tobiasthegentleman9131]

6:08 I'm sorry, but did Colin just 50-50 a log? O.o

[@johnnyfavorite1194]

I wonder if these type of vehicle could be improved with the application of rough, but thin jagged surface material applied just to the threads of each screw. The idea being to add greater traction. Perhaps the threads themselves could be molded with a rough surface already a part of the screw, or maybe something fully replaceable would be necessary because of inevitable wear and and tear.

[@wmden1]

Not to argue, but the height , or width, of the "threads", and the depth they dig into the dirt/mud, are what gives the traction. They have to be able to slide against the dirt or mud as they cut into it. Rough surfaces would only add to the friction of that sliding, and would add a lot of stress to the engine and drives. It would be like having rust on the threads of a bolt. You are absolutely right about the wear and tear, and replaceable "threads" though. All of that sliding, especially on dryer ground, will wear them out, pretty quickly, depending on their hardness.

[@Skorpychan]

The principles of screw drive are pretty well worked out already. It's just of limited utility because it's slow as fuck, chews up the ground, and beats itself to death on hard surfaces. The Soviets used one for rescuing cosmonauts from swamps and deep snow, and they have utility in deep snow. They're just not used more because tracked vehicles disturb the ground less and can float on top of the surface rather than digging through it, if light enough.

[@wmden1]

@@Skorpychan I've seen footage of some large, high horsepower machines the Russians built. They were fairly fast. They were excellent in swampland, snow, and in water, since the screws were also pontoons. They would run them sideways on harder ground, which didn't tear the ground up so much, but as you said, it looked like a rough ride.

[@TheRealPlato]

6:05 Gotta admit I never expected to see a tank do a boardslide

[@davetdowell]

You're living the dream, mate. A small extra bouyancy tank under the engine should fix that problem.

[@MrGoesBoom]

Right something inflatable that could just kinda sit under the engine/center area wouldn't add much weight but could add a good bit of bouyancy. Something rigid might add clearance issues while on land though

[@3pg4kd]

By definition, it must also be enclosed in armor. Otherwise it's just an awesome screw cart.

[@poruatokin]

He's testing it.