Honest Game Trailers | Hitman 3

Trailers that tell you the TRUTH about your favorite video games: this week is Hitman 3!
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Honest Game Trailers | Hitman 3
Written by Max Song, Andrew Bird, and Spencer Gilbert
Edited by Max Song
Associate Producer: Ryan O'Toole
Supervising Producer: Max Dionne
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[@lakobause]

Homicide Detectives: "Say, a lot of witnesses describe seeing a tall, scary bald guy at the scene of all these mysterious deaths. Maybe we should pursue that lead."

[@AnonPer]

Captain: "Great idea, except one problem; that describes a third of our own force! Ain't that right, rookie?" Normal Cop: "Yep..."

[@greenghost2008]

nah

[@hb6x8]

(Their partners, whom they never noticed had turned into tall, scary bald men wearing their clothes) "Looks like you've...cracked the case." *Beats them to death with a nearby suitcase then legs it*

[@dandman9373]

"they also mentioned seeing a tattoo on the back of his head" "it's 2022, everyone has tattoos nowadays. Ain't that right rookie?" "my parents gave it to me at birth."

[@raylopez99]

"Nope, looks like an accident"

[@phoemix7043]

“Inhuman level of calm” Yep, this guy was the quiet kid in school

[@josephmoffatt4696]

The creepy quiet kid.

[@phoemix7043]

@@josephmoffatt4696 Who murdered everyone in 3rd grade with a yellow crayon.

[@loslingos1232]

Wait, so I will be Agent 48?

[@phoemix7043]

@@loslingos1232 Yes...

[@destructionitegaming7927]

Well according to the story he grew up in a biological assassin program so I guess everyone was the quiet kid.

[@es1vo]

Only Agent 47 and Johnny Sins have worn so many disguises.

[@natdavliam]

If it isn't the silent assassin. Johnny Sins.

[@nmnxe]

Lol, You and I think alike XD

[@noamdavid8051]

Diana isn't just a cell phone lady. She's *THE* Cell phone lady!

[@CS-ex2pp]

and she betrayed agent 47

[@Dante343]

@@CS-ex2pp Not exactly. And she had her reasons

[@nicolesong6199]

bestie (uwu)

[@ThatShyGuyMatt]

His funeral was the best scene in the series. I miss that twist.

[@nielsssg]

Blood Money was absolutely awesome. For sure my favourite Hitman game

[@ArtofLunatik]

@@nielsssg that was the pinnacle of the Hitman series.

[@nielsssg]

@@ArtofLunatik Remember the fully customised Silver Ballers? They were like damn hand cannons. Excellent missions too, music and story. Back in the PS2 days xD

[@ArtofLunatik]

@@nielsssg i miss that customization and how you were able to get new weapons after playing each mission.

[@nielsssg]

@@ArtofLunatik Yea dude! The customizations were awesome, I'd love to replay that game using the new Hitman engine

[@PeterJamesVillegas]

Please say: "Good Work, Agent 47"

[@evillemperor5447]

"The money has been wired to your account"

[@potato88872]

"Time to find an exit"

[@pritambasu2264]

Please say, "Nothing is true, everything is permitted."

[@Mo_Real_Official]

Yes

[@rushmaverick1923]

Please say: "One man’s heaven is another man’s hell".

[@fakergains5526]

That's already been said :/

[@gurkiratsingh8747]

"How bad you suck" - going to my dictionary

[@2froggie228]

Please say “I like frogs cause they go boing and ribbit”

[@Mo_Real_Official]

N

[@Boomshteck]

O

[@hirvale]

I

[@Hisham5702]

C

[@jacobhoover1654]

E

[@sharif47]

I think everyone knows why they won't bring back the dominatrix gun nuns.

[@BIBeast291]

Please say "Wow, I can't believe we haven't done an Honest Trailer for Dragon Age yet." Then please do an actual Honest Trailer for Dragon Age.

[@Fede0779]

Hopefully next year they'll make that one

[@raymondjones7423]

Or please say "Fine! Heres the honest trailer for 'The time period of dragons: The original one"

[@Fox724]

Say: "When I'm gone, delete my browser history so they won't see my anime search history!"

[@mubasshiraal]

Next Honest Game Trailer : THE WOLF AMONG US

[@YashSharma-uq1hb]

Underrated Game

[@Penguinmanereikel]

Their final pun might be “The Dilf Among Us”

[@Mustafa_9628]

Oh boi

[@natdavliam]

@Zachary Erickson Make your own comment

[@natdavliam]

@Zachary Erickson No you made a reply

[@MuchWhittering]

"That have never come up before now." I mean, the partners were all in Hitman 2...

[@andrewfraser9679]

Yeah, the targets of missions 1,2, and 6 are definitely mentioned prior and 3 kind of is (as a group at least)

[@q-tip4723]

To be honest, a lot of people who have picked up 3 feel ripped off because they haven't either played the last 2 games or are the kind of "one and done" type of gamers.

[@johnathanwagner4655]

Can you say, “The Elden ring, ooohhh Elden Ring, shattered, by someone or something”

[@joh3981]

It was awesome to see him read that. Thanks for suggesting it😁

[@nayeebG]

Just finished it today. Good job, IoI. 💖 It was a good finale of the Franchise. The environments, levels are so gorgeous.

[@Aries1990]

Give us an Honest Game Trailer for Dragon Age: Origins.

[@Swagposting]

Well... uh.... unless it was already made it probably isn’t going to happen

[@Aries1990]

@@Swagposting Well... uh... guess it's a good thing it hasn't happened.

[@jacobhoover1654]

@@Swagposting it's good it hasn't been made so that way someone can make it

[@OMGmyFACE]

Faking your death to assassinate someone at your funeral is the Hitman experience. Blood Money was a masterpiece.

[@TheLivingThanos]

Vin Diesel as 47........... Okay you got me intrested

[@gurkiratsingh8747]

I remember those nuns from absolution, that game was dope.

[@shaggyiguana4630]

true true

[@CamilaVanilla]

The nuns were cool. But they still make zero sense to me.

[@hirvale]

@@CamilaVanilla They're nuns, in latex, with guns! Our eyes are the only sense they need to worry about

[@tomstonemale]

One of the two good missions about that game.

[@gurkiratsingh8747]

@@hirvale nicely said 😝👌

[@RobertJW]

“IKEA-esque” Oh, I see someone’s been watching Game Maker’s Tool Kit. 10/10 game trailer. Makes me want to play Hitman!

[@lostlegend2197]

Please do an Honest Game Trailer for Kahoot

[@ogeccentricenigma]

Wait fr, that sounds sick.

[@lostlegend2197]

@@ogeccentricenigma It technically is a video game. Look it up.

[@ogeccentricenigma]

@@lostlegend2197 yeah, I know

[@fissionist2158]

The one thing I feel was overlooked was Agent 47 literally being a dark humor machine. Other than that, great review!

[@plumenommershpadoinkle7575]

fr the man is genuinely funny

[@HIT14MAN2]

Now do a Honest Trailer for Hyperdimension Neptunia

[@wolfgangwolff1343]

Could you please make a Honest Game Trailer to SCP - Containment Breach?

[@AbdulRahim-eh3gt]

JUST SAY STARRING- JHONNY SINS😂

[@akhonankosi4704]

Big missed opportunity

[@bhaveshjadon5495]

Damn....how did he missed that

[@septianputra2496]

The real Hitman guy 👀

[@SaberisloveSaberislife]

@The Void My day is also ruined.

[@AbdulRahim-eh3gt]

@Nazim Dean yeah right 😂

[@2st486]

can you believe we still do not have an honest trailer for PONG ?!?

[@Fede0779]

Maybe in 10 years they'll make that trailer

[@natdavliam]

@Zachary Erickson Loser

[@milestrombley1466]

I never understand why nobody questions him about his bar code tattoo.

[@hasuramapa4639]

I swear to God if they make a Hitman movie with Vin Diesal, we will have issues.

[@fulcrum6760]

How about Mark Strong or Ralph Fiennes?

[@hasuramapa4639]

@@fulcrum6760 i dont care. Anybody else but Vin Diesal

[@Fede0779]

There's not gonna be another movie for a very long time or ever . Movie studios already don't bother with the franchise

[@DgardsGaming]

Hitman movie centred around Family

[@blu75akira66]

Good job Agent Fandom, the money has been wired to your account.

[@LearnWithEase87]

Man Hitman series is so underrated. Hitman 3 on Series X looks AMAZING!

[@SahilShahcomedy]

You have no idea how long i"ve been waiting for this.

[@brendanlafferty9814]

Please say: “I choose you, Pikachu!”

[@matthiasneidenberger9471]

I like the new hitman trilogy, but why in the world, after creating a whole series based on big open worlds with tons of weird and epic ways of killing your target, would you put your last mission on a cramped train where your target is just casually sitting there waiting for you?

[@glyphin343]

kept waiting for a dig about their spotty servers or missing carried over content. Don't get me wrong, this is one of my favorite games but still.

[@PenskyMaterial]

Think it's because of those bugs beeing fixed now! But yes... It started out pretty clunky!

[@HappyDude1]

i really like hitman but i dont know these last 3 games are exactly the same, boring and forgettable those old hitman games are so fun to replay with better gadgets and weapens and you did not need an internet connection! Also the story was better, now its just like they make it up as they go just so they can make more, like terminator :p and you also had more missons!

[@HappyDude1]

@@Hellwyck How can i if you reply If you want me to stay away just dont reply xp

[@piplup10203854]

The line about nothing but a couple of nickels had me laughing so hard 🤣

[@Memelord2020]

Please say, "Who's the popsicle?"

[@zayybandoo]

WANDAVISION HYPE

[@spacehawkreviewsvideos8262]

0:46 You had me at, “Inner Eli Roth.”

[@2st486]

*srmiks in lucio fulci

[@palerider2132]

Honestly, i only get these games when they are on sale. Too expensive for so little. Now if i could get the maps from the other Hitman games for a decent price then it would be worth it.

[@fakergains5526]

Alternate title: Jayson Statham 3 honest trailer

[@weetzcro9661]

Seriously? JAYSON? It's not like he's been popular for only 30 years

[@theportugueselegend]

@@weetzcro9661 Non-English speakers go too far

[@weetzcro9661]

@@theportugueselegend I mean I don't speak English natively either since I'm from Croatia (east of Italy) and our language is Slavic type with minor Turkish, Hungarian and German influences. For Gods sake you have autocorrect to assist you if you spell something wrong and even then people mess up their spelling.

[@theportugueselegend]

@@weetzcro9661 Guess what? Me neither, I'm portuguese 🤣🤣🤣 There's more analphabetic and ignorant people in the world than you think, and the internet lets them write it all 😂

[@pyrojkl]

idk, i really liked the title man XD

[@Selvente]

“Just to let you know how much you suck” and “cell phone lady” wow how convenient 😂

[@jesperwillems_]

"while you savescum your way through every mission over the course of two hours" haha whoops "and get no stars anyway" Okay the accuracy on that kinda hurts

[@MkayM254]

I’m just here to remind y’all to do the clone wars tv show.... Yes.... this is what it’s come to... I’m ambushing the honest game trailer

[@matthewjarek3026]

Please do an Honest Game Trailer of Batman: Arkham Origins already.

[@SpectralSound.]

Yes ! 🦇

[@Hollowslayer23]

Make one for Hollow Knight

[@appleface304]

1:40 Actually Marcus Stuyvesant, Carl Ingram and Alexa Carlisle were in cutscenes in Hitman 2, so they actually do appear beforehand. Don Yates also is referenced in previous games with his and Ken Morgan’s company “Morgan Yates & Kohn.” But I’ll give you that for Chonqing like who tf are Hush and Imogen Royce?

[@philiplopresti4060]

One of these days I'm going to make it happen: SimCity! SimCity! SimCity! SimCity trailer needs to get made

[@deensaid7762]

But we got so many SimCities, which one you prefer? The classic 1990s? The 2000 one (my favourite)? Or the mobile one (BuildIt)?

[@philiplopresti4060]

@@deensaid7762 I'd say do the whole franchise- from the great ones (like 2000) to the crap (the debacle from a few years ago)

[@MayaState]

I shook my head hard when I saw that Timmy O. was cast as the Hitman guy.

[@meetparmar4494]

Mission 1 - Mission Impossible 4 Mission 2 - Knives Out Mission 3 - John Wick

[@jordanfelt5978]

Now I haven't played a lot of the games, but I'd be lying if I said that I didn't enjoy the movie. It was an awesome action movie, not one of the best but certainly worth seeing.

[@matthiasneidenberger9471]

Say what you want about the second movie, even I have to admit, the actor who played 47 nailed it.

[@mont9150]

"And wonder where the hell game is" I fooking understand what that means

[@ryuk494]

As someone who follows the story of the World of Assassination trilogy, the HITMAN 3 story can be summed up as: "I want to kill you, no I don't, yes I do, no I don't, yes I do"

[@jeffreyscottsgames9308]

Its true lol.

[@mariagheata2133]

You must say: "I need to use the bathroom."

[@aninditapaul9291]

Oh no

[@TheOnlyTDdamediaman]

Any chance they’ll do Alien Isolation? Feels like that deserves a spotlight.

[@pftburchell5197]

Ok hold on. I know it’s a joke but I would totally watch a Hit Man movie played by Vin Diesel.

[@hfreistify]

well as a log time Hitman fan .. yes its short but i like it ... just need to find time to play all 3 after each other :)

[@THX-2208]

Absolutely brilliant.

[@gurkiratsingh8747]

1:55 Pretty much why I hated this new "idea".

[@skrillahbeats001]

Shouldve had more maps

[@DucNguyen0131]

In honor of Marty Schottenheimer, say "I don't think our rush got there the way we needed to. We need to do a better job."

[@Paul-jw9vi]

it feels like you've done a trailer for the same game 3 times now

[@roobit]

As a hitman fan i can say this is 100% accurate

[@Pinstripe10]

We need a Hogs of War Trailer!

[@mikdan8813]

True, nothing beats the funeral scene.

[@marcellopes7360]

How have you guys not done an Honest Trailer for Civilization VI? DO IT NOW!!!

[@nzoge]

Come on the movie was good apart from the girl and hitman absolution and previous ones were way better than these all hitman

[@GhostOfJohnLennon]

Please say “what colour was the gatorade?”

[@LousPussies]

Oh god now i want Honest Game Trailer for Friday Night Funkin

[@RonaldMercs]

Say “ mission failed , we’ll get em next time “

[@joermnyc]

Say: “You’ll like the way you look as you’re chasing your magic flying briefcase of death and carrying half a Home Depot in your pockets. I guarantee it.”

[@RainEDJ]

All jokes aside, I’m actually PISSED that it’s an Epic Games Exclusive because you can only play Hitman 3 VR if you have a PS.

[@jimster1111]

6 new maps for 60 dollars and it took me an hour to finish each

[@2st486]

put down the coke XD

[@tedpilledtonysoprano5512]

The worst disguise is still in Hitman: Contracts. 47 is dressed up like the King of Siam and the Chinese locals are all, "whatev."

[@raymondjones7423]

Please say "Stop asking for an honest trailer for Dragon age Origins!!" ....Then make the honest trailer for Dragon Age: Origins.

[@Shaprite]

Say: "Mukuro Ikasuba. The sixteen student... lying hidden somewhere in this school... the one they call the Ultimate Despair. Watch out for her."

[@coladecker3792]

So glad john is back the other voices weren't it

[@jackhackett80]

I wish the series would include the languages spoke in each destination, rather than just English. Pretty sure the old games did. Still my favorite series of game been playing Hitman like 20 years

[@UNV-dk7xk]

You should do a trailer for halo 5 to hold us over till infinite

[@gameracet]

I’ve always been partial to the Splinter Cell games.

[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

Timothy Olyphant should've voiced the game

[@dakotacross1519]

thanks fer teh Assassins creed with alepicia joke it a game series i like and a hair disorder i got so good on ya fer both things!

[@Repetitivestrain-of2zy]

Quick thing madame carlile is shown in the hitman 2 cutscenes during those meetings of providence

[@vanibh93]

I was half expecting him to say "Johnny Sins" or something similar to that effect, after all the character listings :D

[@saquibhusain6250]

Please do road rash next🙏i grew up playing that game would love to see it's honest trailer

[@raymondjones7423]

Please say "Heres the honest trailer for 'The time period named after dragons: The original one"

[@Bender1988s]

blood money was the last great hitman game-this is sad

[@perryypp3]

this games amazing. sounds like you havent played it

[@ViewtifulAce]

3:15-3:18 I can't play the Hitman games, because I just do this!

[@pepethefrog5125]

Plot Twist: 47 is actually Johnny Sins

[@josemolina1505]

When can we expect a ghost recon breakpoint honest trailer?

[@blenderpig7731]

Do a honest trailer for Destruction all-stars.

[@oj3458]

I would risk covid x10 to watch vin diesel play hitman

[@ObservableObserver]

As I remember Agent 47 did not eliminate "someone" at his own funeral, he eliminated *everyone* at his funeral. He pulled the ultimate uno reverse card :)

[@ObservableObserver]

@@Hellwyck yeah, thanks for making me aware of that mistake. I corrected it.

[@Rahziel420]

Regrettably Vin Diesel is involved in the creation of Ark 2. He's gonna teach them dinos about family

[@X-SPONGED]

Good job, fandom games You brought him back Only humor that hits good left

[@thelengedaryhero6900]

Say, "Moon's haunted!"

[@TonyStark-ef8oz]

Please say " It's happy it's sad, it's good and bad."

[@archirluhana9805]

You know I’m beginning to think that agent 47 is just Johnny sins preparing for another role

[@jimster1111]

how does this series have worse graphics than 2012 hitman