Honest Game Trailers | The Lord of the Rings: Gollum

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Honest Game Trailers | The Lord of the Rings: Gollum
Written by Bailey Meyers, Max Song, Andrew Bird, Fin Carew, and Spencer Gilbert
Edited by Max Song
Produced by: Bailey Meyers & Max Song
Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
Content Manager: Mikołaj Kossakowski
Post-Production Specialist: Rebecca Castaneda
Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
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[@TheLichruler]

The fact that this game has a literal written apology at the beginning of it on how bad it is, and yet *still* cost $60 is mind boggling.

[@triple-d2640]

Really?? God damn... They might as well take it off stores. I don't even know why it's still on gamepass.

[@swisschese1323]

70$ if you want gollum to randomly say shits when you press a button.

[@alex96pop]

Unless they actually fixed the apology letter (doubt), it says the name of the game is “The Lord of Ring: Gollum” instead of “The Lord of the Rings: Gollum” and it was confirmed to have been written by some AI bot like Chat GPT.

[@memolano100]

And they wrote incorrectly the name of their own game in that apology.

[@ShogunEorling]

And managed to get their own name wrong...

[@Ytinasniiable]

"please just let us spoil this for you" Best one line review ever

[@yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield]

Asking a favor of the audience to merit the suffering they went through to make this episode.

[@pinkithecat9101]

😂😂😂

[@K_FI_L_Y_P_S_O]

The dev studio was so consumed with HOW they should make this game yet they never stopped to ask themselves if they SHOULD make this game.

[@KeithFraser82]

"Smeagol, uh, finds a way, masssster."

[@cmdraftbrn]

absolutely spectacular. spared no expense. *flop flop flop flop*

[@leana339]

And to find proper Devs who know what they do. Because no one wants to work at Daedalic with experience so they only hire newbies in the industry and constantly fire people.

[@LuisSierra42]

Clever devs

[@chimera9818]

I would point that it had potential if they actually put effort , and they didn’t

[@durindeplays3704]

You know, I could actually see this concept being pitched as a point-and-click adventure game.... and eventually ending up as this through suit involvement

[@LuisSoto-fw3if]

Yeah, sounds like a game that would benefit from minimal gameplay and maximum story. But it's a big ip, so we can't have that

[@IanICee]

That does seem likely, executives ruin everything.

[@mrfoxly6833]

That explains a lot actually.

[@cyrussmith4744]

​@@LuisSoto-fw3if The problem for me is that a story focusing in Gollum is just not fun, maybe for some chapters to see what he goes through and why he's the whe he is, but having a whole story following him can't be nothing short of depressing and boring

[@yoursonisold8743]

@@cyrussmith4744 That would make sense for a more ghoulish and depressing click-and-point adventure game though. More about atmosphere and puzzle solving like in _I have no mouth and I must scream_ than about funny gag and quirky characters like in _Monkey Island_ .

[@cjdowns5748]

Would have saved tons of money if they just made it like an interactive visual novel. Highlight those artist they deserve it.

[@RXdash78]

Or done a telltale style game. Smeagol will remember that.

[@AimlessAbyss]

Telltale could have definitely pulled this off much better

[@LordNapking]

I agree, this does seem like something that could've been right up tell tales alley.

[@slayermate07]

And still charge the same price.

[@claytonrios1]

This game brings up a very good question. Who would want to play a whole game as Gollum anyways?

[@KTKomedy2813]

Could be worse. We could be in an alternate universe with a Star Wars game where we have to play the entire time as Jar Jar Binks. But in all seriousness, my PS5 is likely glad I’m not putting this dumpster fire into it at any point in life.

[@MobikSaysStuff]

I would definitely have played it if it wasn't bad. It's a good/unique concept. Usually you get to play as a knight, berserker or a mage.

[@donutlovingwerewolf8837]

It'd make more sense as a choice game with some platforming. Unfortunately the execution was awful

[@BoxedMusic]

@@MobikSaysStuff Agreed, it *could* have been an interesting/fresh take on an already old and well known IP, albeit a *very* challenging one to pull off.

[@joshuakim5240]

The weird thing is that the concept is fine: a stealth game as the noodle-armed gremlin Gollum having to avoid being detected by orc soldiers who can easily kill him could work as a LOTR-version of Thief. The issue is...the game barely does that at all and it sucks regardless due to how poorly everything about it is.

[@Memelord2020]

This game is anything BUT precious

[@algumcaraai3182]

Anything? It includes good?

[@Pokeringo]

They takes it from us, Precious! Tricksy hobbitses stoles our money! GOLLUM. GOLLUM.

[@yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield]

The sincere and genuine pain In epic voice guy as he says "please just let us spoil this for you" conveys how much this was a PSA made at great cost to his people, and all that suffering can NOT be for nothing. This should have have counted as public service credit hours.

[@cheesysealAnon]

Elrond: Cast it into the fire!!!! Sauron: (Grabs the game and chucks it into the lava) Elrond: What? Sauron: This time I'm with you on this

[@multiverse_media2023]

Elrond: Toss your ring too? Isildur: No. Elrond: Oh come on! Isildur: Byeeeeee!!!!

[@vivektammana8845]

Prrreeecciooousssss!!!

[@j.stevenrioux1460]

😂

[@Marlosian]

I think this game should get an award for Most Immersive Game Ever because it really makes you feel frustrated and depressed while playing it.

[@racpatrice]

🤣🤣

[@adolhein]

We really need to stop letting developers and the suits above them get away with this constantly. This is not a healthy practice.

[@donutlovingwerewolf8837]

If we let it fester, It will result in the heat death of the Gaming industry as we know it.

[@scaper8]

​@Donut Loving Werewolf Not sure of that would be a good thing at this point or not.

[@panemetcircenses510]

Vote with your money!

[@QuantumHistorian]

Get away with it? They're going to lose of ton of money on this. You can help by not buying it, which is presumably what you were going to do anyway, so it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@cerpintaxt362]

"HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!"

[@PhaRoaH87]

This is a game you pick up in the bargain bin, get absolutely drunk and have a real good laugh 😅

[@jamesfrancis314]

Wrong. This is a game you find on the insode of a cereal box

[@kyoeyes]

​@@jamesfrancis314 Hey, don't insult Chex Quest like that. This is more like a game you'd find in a landfill.

[@matthewferguson6524]

​@@jamesfrancis314 this is the game you get when you gather a group of 'no child left behind' programmers and give them a budget.

[@iiMrNiceGuyii]

This is a game you accidentally find left inside a console after buying a console from good will

[@magicmulder]

I picked up Sins of a Solar Empire in the bargain bin, and that was a brilliant game in comparison.

[@FoggyD]

I'd actually be interested in a JarJar election sim game, but not at AAA prices.

[@minilopgamer1950]

Alright $80 it is then!

[@jic1]

@@minilopgamer1950 Not including DLC!

[@swisschese1323]

@@jic1 you mean the 15$ DLC that fixes 1 out of the 10 game-breaking bugs that devs supposed to fix for free?

[@multiverse_media2023]

I ain’t buying that Jar Jar game. Nope! Star Wars sucks now. Thanks a lot, Disney! 😡

[@user-go2ld4ti6r]

OK, but it is owned by Disney so... you know... Jar is now a black woman without one leg.

[@ZachHixsonTutorials]

I remember a scene in the movie "hot tub time machine," where a character walks in on their nephew playing a game about serving a really boring "realistic," prison sentence of being bored all day. This game reminds me of that.

[@mint2marie]

I think Smeagol's corruption from Hobbit to Gollum would've been a MUCH better game. Showcasing some depth and that he isn't simply an annoying side character. To me his origin story has always been overlooked and I don't know why. I mean it's very relatable since most people know an addict and how catastrophic that can be to a small community. Why they chose to make it simply a goofy Gollum game is beyond me. The deterioration of his psyche and the increasing obsession would've been so cool to experience first-hand. And there would've been a million cool ways to play around with the game mechanics showcasing how the presence of (or the lack thereof) the ring feels like. God I hope they make a quality Gollum game some day. ...Also Gollum falls in love? Really? Are we okay?

[@zeobide]

THIS actually sounds like a very playable and makeable game. I've only seen the movies so not like a huge fan but even to me that seemed like a story worth exploring.

[@LunchBaggy]

This is what I thought the game was gonna be about but then this came out

[@TheMeta141]

because if the graphics and gameplay weren't clear enough that this game was for kids let me be clear. it's for kids

[@mint2marie]

@@TheMeta141 so?

[@TheMeta141]

@@mint2marie so, like hell they'd have a deep. darker story like that.

[@Soguwe]

I don't think even Daedalic expected to get the LOTR game rights They're _not_ cut out for the expectations this kind of game brings They're just some dudes from Hamburg who gained notoriety cause Gronkh revived their Deponia Series Not AAA developers

[@coolspider295]

I think it was originally pitched as a point-and-click game, but, got fumbled in development. Gollum could have been a great point and click game.

[@hirotakanifuji7266]

So we germans did another crime against humanity... At this point it seems like tradition

[@1IGG]

​@@hirotakanifuji7266as a German, I can only agree and apologise.

[@Soguwe]

@@hirotakanifuji7266 du musst an deinem Humor arbeiten

[@hirotakanifuji7266]

@@Soguwe I don't think so

[@lostlegend2197]

Please do an Honest Game Trailer for the Plants vs. Zombies franchise

[@KeithFraser82]

Crazy Dave approves this comment.

[@Rayka_96]

yeah especially the Garden Warfare games

[@remag-yx4ed]

​@@Rayka_96 garden warfare goes hard af

[@DLuffy-zk2xy]

Who wants tacos? 🌮

[@BlazeInferno360]

​@D. Luffy Not me. Plus I have a bunch of tacos from the game anyway 😅

[@hanysekzou]

The saddest part for me is that Deadalic prior to being sold (and Poki leaving) was always my go-to dev for point and clicks. I actually cried during Night of the Rabbit and Whispered Word. It's kinda heartbreaking that they do weird, poorly done games now while they had the niche they excelled at :/

[@TheBrianJ]

"Eh, who are we kidding, no one made it that far." I have seen like 5 different reviews/playthroughs of this game. And not a single one has made it to the ending. Everyone gives up.

[@spacebearcadet746]

Kevduit got to it. Tears of grace/disgrace is probably going to be made to by his viewers. So there's potentially two. Edit: Oboeshoes finished it.

[@yellowfellow7246]

After playing Styx: Master of Shadows I'm convinced an amazing Gollum stealth game is 100% possible. It's definitely not this game, that's for sure.

[@NetSraC1306]

It's absolutely not possible. In styx you can somewhat fight. Gollum only has one route tho

[@yellowfellow7246]

@@NetSraC1306 I don't know man, the combat in that game was so bad I avoided it entirely. And that was the point, I think. It's a stealth game.

[@WitchieB00]

ABSOLUTELY, that’s how i know this game concept could have worked because STYX WORKED!!!! it should definitely have been a stealth game, that literally Gollums character imo

[@ZazuYen]

@@yellowfellow7246 Yeah I'd completely forgotten you could fight in Styx, I'd never done it. I agree a Golum based stealth game COULD have worked and when I first heard of this game I wondered if they'd used Styx as a template. Sounds like they didn't, but really should have.

[@Prototype-357]

Are you kidding me? A game about Jar Jar Binks politically maneuvering in the senate would be gold! Imagine a time-line where he dethrones Palpatine and becomes Chancellor thus saving the galaxy.

[@brianhenry7348]

Imagine, a game where the NPCs need _you_ to repeat yourself because _they_ didn't quite catch it the first time!

[@CeHee123]

Or you can take the Darth Jar Jar theory and become an even more cruel dictator.

[@juanjuri6127]

"Meesa no can know where every campaign donation come from. Meesa no can institute a no-Sith-money policy. Meesa would be discriminating those Sith who are on the side of positive change"

[@orangeslash1667]

@@lolmao500 Fun Fact: George Lucas said that Disney's Goofy was a big inspiration for Jar Jar.

[@yosemiteyosemi488]

@user-xv8qb6qu9o That’s exactly what I was thinking

[@belatkuro]

Please say "Now that we did Stardew Valley, we should do Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons." Then please do an Honest Trailer for Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons.

[@andrewhaase1826]

As Gollum, sing: "I would do anything for the precious, but I will not do thaaaaat.🎵"

[@Irondragon1945]

Having you read a Zelda-CDi line was one of the most beautiful things ive seen on this channel

[@mttylerdurden9]

Redfal: we're the worst game of the year. Gollum: hold my Preciousess!

[@LordSvzklx]

See, I could see this game working if you did two things; 1, lean heavy into the stealth because Gollum is a withered little tadpole of a dude who couldn't even take a couple of hobbits in a straight fight and 2, have some sort of mechanic where the more violent of an approach you take the worse the environment gets...not because it actually is but because your sanity is slipping more and more and that's just how you're perceiving things. Really go for the idea that your protagonist is just broken mentally and that's going to affect things

[@AegixDrakan]

Yeah. But it really seems they lacked the budget and manpower to deliver a good stealth game. :s

[@LordSvzklx]

@@AegixDrakan True, that can't be helped, just a shame they buggered it up in the design stage too

[@matthewwilliams3827]

Cool idea!

[@Reialesa]

''Withered little tadpole of a dude'' 🤣

[@maguszeal5818]

Yah add the sanity system from eternal darkness. That would have been amusing.

[@jesperhoejstrupriis]

I would actually love to play a game exploring the duality of Smeagol and Gollum, maybe in a style more akin to Senuas Saga, or as a horror game being Smeagol trapped inside Gollum and his survivor complex 🤔

[@INikeAir]

This has to be the funniest video you’ve made. That opening clip of launching yourself into the ground face first was just chefs kiss

[@tremor3258]

If Disney now does Jar Jar's rise to power, you guys are responsible.

[@Flaschenteufel]

Have no fear jar jar isn't female

[@samarthwal3901]

Please do a Honest Game Trailer for the Prince of Persia franchise

[@Yonkage-ik5qb]

The sad thing is, this could have been a good point-and-click adventure game. The graphics clearly would have been better in stylized 2D/2.5D than immersive 3D. The plot is decent, if bogged down by the gameplay. The choices with Gollum/Smeagol are innovative and almost clever. Every part of the game is good except the whole stealth/platforming aspects that are boring, repetitive, and have glitchy physics, and the parts that serve that. Unfortunately, some suits probably decided that 2D point-and-click wouldn't make as much money as 3D action platformer... and VERY unfortunately, even with how bad the game ultimately is, with the publicity it generated by being bad it MOST DEFINITELY DID make more money than it would have. The suits will notice, and this kind of bullshit WILL HAPPEN AGAIN AND AGAIN with studios being destroyed by greedy executives to milk them of their last dollars. Welcome to late-stage capitalism.

[@Pokeringo]

Yeah it's kinda sad what happened to Daedalic. I liked their Point & Click Adventure games. Their games had their own charm with a good story telling.

[@agirlnamedmichael1670]

I don't really think it's clever...they just took the split personality from the movies and ran with it.

[@Slimeygirl]

well to be fair im sure they were as possessed with money as gollum was with the ring how we got here

[@deucalion5168]

Yep! Honest Trailer prime material here!

[@RPGLover87]

I'd honestly like to see an alternate continuity game where Smeagol wins the mental struggle, finally gets rid of the ring and tries to build a new life for himself.

[@Flaschenteufel]

You mean honestly as in "ironically"?

[@JustDeichan]

The irony is - if they only made same type of game they use to make - Gollum would be a pretty good game. I can imagine this to have the same type of humor as Edna and Harvey.

[@ryanm.8720]

The closest we've gotten to that was the recent episode of 'Keeping up with the Daedalics’. Humorously; Edna's reaction to Gollum mirrors the public's reaction to the Gollum game.

[@AramZuckerScharff]

Honestly would play an adventure game about how Jar Jar Binks did as a senator.

[@geardog24]

Can't wait till Gandolf gets his own game.

[@doublesalopetoimcre]

or saruman the metal band man :D

[@edenjung9816]

Gamivying the DSM 5. Damn that hit me hard as a psychology student ^^ I wish we would do that. By the way a german youtuber did a wonderful video on the game last sunday, were he dressed like Gollum and played the game as him, sitting on a rock. It was awesome. HandofBlood is the youtuber.

[@Funny-Joker]

med student. I went back and listened to it like 3 times to make sure I was hearing right. Best Easter egg joke I've heard

[@loiloi8030]

This game actually perfect, one thing you know this thing true immersion gameplay like: -you must think you're gollum -you must feel like gollum -you must treated like gollum -you must be like gollum In short you are gollum.

[@MrCyion]

I'm already short. I don't need to be anymore similar to Gollum! haha

[@DarthDuck404]

It really puts you in the mindset of a mentally insane, paranoid, weak and pathetic goblin with no friends being imprisoned in hell by monsters. It gets points for immersion if nothing else.

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

Love your videos!❤❤❤❤😊😊😊😊😊

[@healsallwounds]

Thank you for your sacrifice, HGT writers. Also, please say, “I respect every single Spider-Man in here.”

[@wojtek5385]

Wait... if Gollum had the ring making him invisible... why are there stealth missions?

[@ryannurse2890]

The video says it takes place between The Hobbit and LoTR, so Bilbo would've had the ring at this point

[@wojtek5385]

@@ryannurse2890 ah, of course - good point!

[@killroy421]

Jar jar Binks becoming a Senator in an Ace Attorney style game would unironically be amazing.

[@erichfiedler1481]

LotR fans: Rings of Power is the worst adaptation of my beloved book series ever *Gollum game exists* LotR fan: I stand corrected

[@Flaschenteufel]

Rop still is exceptionally bad I'd say.

[@893049004]

To be honest I think I’d genuinely play a game/ watch a movie depicting the shenanigans that went on to take JarJar from hated exile to naboo’s Gungan representative.

[@bananapjs]

literally laughing at the intro joke about the name of the studio, this is going to be good!

[@Dante-Balisk]

It would have probably done better if they just kept with what they were better at and made a point and click book-styled lord of the rings game

[@martirichter5111]

That would have been so nice! And it could still be with Gollum, if they wanted it that much.

[@KeithFraser82]

Given that the entire plot of The Lord of the Rings is about bringing a key plot item to a key plot item receptacle, that makes a lot of sense.

[@psychomoth06]

This game MIGHT have worked if they made it a level-based stealth game (like Outlast) or a narrative-based game like Telltale. And actually beta-tested it.

[@danknightk6987]

Gaming in the past 2 years is just getting better and better the only redemption was elden ring

[@KeithFraser82]

Did you mean to say "worse and worse"? Because describing Elden Ring as "the only redemption" makes it sound like you think it was the only good game.

[@danknightk6987]

@@KeithFraser82 yes it was the only good game

[@samarthwal3901]

​@@danknightk6987 *cough* Tears of the Kingdom *cough*

[@alastairmcgetrick2145]

This is a concept that should have appeared in the LOTR saga games, when Gollum was captured by Sauron. Imagine attacking, biting, and tackling multiple orcs all at once, that could have been awesome with the right mechanics. Maybe even have some new side characters that secretly had an influence on Bilbo/Frodo's journey. But nope, we got none of that.

[@lynco3296]

It might work if it was a small part of a bigger more interesting game

[@smashdriven1640]

Yes! We need Jar Jar Binks being elected to the senate! Would be a great game.

[@nickw9626]

That DSM V comment was hilarious! I didn't expect that!!

[@DBuckyBoy]

I want to see a game where we play the guys who signal the planes to their parking spots before the big fight scene in Captain America: Civil War

[@Elune30g]

Say: "An illusion?! What are you hiding?" WoW reference :D xD

[@oldrufo]

“Some filthy little hobbies right there didn’t think this right throu” is just gold

[@fourthspartan5654]

I can't believe you get friend-zoned as Gollum. Gollum-zoned if you will. That's amazing.

[@AC-hj9tv]

Girllum

[@nickw9626]

3:52 is that you, Igot McDemshoulders?!?!

[@vivektammana8845]

Now I seriously want a game of Jar Jar Binks becoming Darth!

[@kralik394]

1:25 You take that back! The LOTR movie tie-ins were great!

[@ArcaneAzmadi]

Some games can genuinely only be described as "inexcusable". This is one such game.

[@NeonSuperNovas]

Broooo, I just about to say this is like creating a Star Wars game and having you play as JarJar 😂💯!

[@makokx7063]

I remember when the first preview came out. My immediate thought was "who the fuck asked for this?" lol

[@buttkissery2k]

Omg I choked laughing hearing that dsm 5 joke that I almost crashed my car 😂

[@Kruzifixxion]

PLEASE make one for Deadly Premonitions. It's one of the most polarizing games in existence.

[@nikmad4]

I chuckled at death, bath and beyond 😂

[@georgepickle2871]

Since we finally have the remake of System Shock and it's good, any chance we can get an Honest Trailer for the System Shock series as a well needed palette cleanser?

[@smoke301]

Nice "Caveman" reference, yeah I'm aging myself and I don't care🤣😅😂

[@RobertJazo]

Wait, how did you find out about "Bombad Senate Race"? I could have sworn that hadn't been announced to the public yet!

[@seriousnorbo3838]

True Fact: Every time the game crashes it's not some in-game error. It's just your graphic card slowly dying of cringe for having to render this game.

[@estuard9830]

I've watched all of the Lord Of The Ring series and know this Gollum guy quite well When they made a game where the MC was Gollum, my reaction was like 'WTF' or something

[@CyberKnight1]

Meanwhile, over at Disney: "Hey, how come we haven't made a Disney+ show about Jar Jar becoming a senator yet?"

[@easterthefoolish]

Please say, "I've got the nose of a bloodhound, eyes of a hawk, ears of a rabbit, and raw, macho spirit." -Rowdy (Process of Elimination)

[@josheagle8393]

Yall gotta do Redfall next!!

[@ARTSONICFAN990]

Now that that's out of the way, make Killer Frequency Honest Game Trailer.

[@fredkrawczun5554]

I remember seeing this game on the shelf couple days ago. As soon as I picked it up and looked at the back, one thought came to mind... "Nope"

[@draconis17]

ahhhh I didn't realize until now that this was the same studio that made the Deponia series. That hurts. Deponia is good.

[@artturisiikanen3843]

next to do the legend of heroes series!!!(or cut it to 4 pieces trails in the sky 1-3 ,trails into azure and trails into zero , trails of cold steel and finally trails in the black and trails in the black 2: crimson sin.

[@rahulkaura4103]

At least you get to hear Gollum make funny noises whenever he falls to his death

[@RhysCallinan-cg5ww]

"No one made it that far" Mauler, Az and Metalcommander: so what are we?

[@TTVStrid3r]

from the moment this game dropped i have waited for this trailer. it did not disappoint in anyway. great job team!

[@ArawnOfAnnwn]

Do Honest Trailers for the Simcity series and Hyperdimension Neptunia!

[@gilbertodepauladapaz]

Can't wait for 'Star Wars: The Jar Jar Binks Chronicles' kkkkkkk

[@JL-jz3]

Since you mentioned Jar Jar, say "Meesa Jar Jar Binks! Come for comic relief!"

[@Person-wz6iy]

This game had like 3 delays, but it still turned out like this. 1:22, 2:14, 3:07, 3:45, 4:06.

[@krokodilpil8335]

04:04 Hey, the Toothfairy! Just like in my dreams!

[@brandon9689]

"Coming soon to Radio Shack" An insult to the legacy of Radio Shack 😂

[@FarmerSchinken]

Waiting for that Jar Jar Simulator. With a DLC for additional voice lines

[@rhiannonbamford8741]

I really need more people to know that this Gollum shares his VA with Riki the Heropon from Xenoblade.

[@orangeslash1667]

Interesting.

[@jaredgagnon7342]

You guys should get Andy Serkis to read the reviews of this game as Gollum.

[@Eanki_]

Let's go! Battle For Middle Earth II honest trailers have got to be the next one!

[@andreaslindahl9687]

Do Rimworld, please! Love how you make a base, then the game sends an OP raid or insects and kills the whole base. And you build another base, and another untill you have enough and start doing crazy stuff like trying to tame an elephant or buy a warg.

[@BuckySeifert]

Say "By Azura by Azura by Azura it's the grand champion!" in as excited a voice as you can.

[@jonathanwatson4484]

You know it bad when voice guy says "please let us spoil this"

[@keatonhanson43]

3:57 I like the Caveman (1981) reference

[@alexandertwol]

It’s like if Donkey from Shrek got a video game backstory set before the OG movie

[@VLFBERHTwolf]

Say: “Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were VAMPIRES. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them.”

[@robertolmstead1346]

How is it in 20 years we went from LOTR gameplay as Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli to freaking Smeagol?

[@nmarrs8539]

These have influenced my purchases far more than anything else

[@ryanhorton607]

4:27 Zug Zug indeed lol

[@QuwehShunMark]

Oh, the Rise of Darth JarJar is assured now. Look what you've done!