HONEST Porsche Commercial

this video is an honest fan made commercial for porsche vehicles, this is not a paid ad its just something i wanted to make
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youtube: / @jessycausey
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Song used:
in my bag - S.O.
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mods:
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special thanks to Kenemation mods for providing the
porsche taycan
porsche panamera
porsche cayanne
porsche 911
Audi RS7
link to their site: boosty.to/kenemationmods
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special thanks to Spoolingdiesel for providing the tesla model 3
link to their site:
/ spoolingdieseldesigns
/ discord
crownconcepts.live/
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script:
This
Is what you look for in a romantic partner
We might be the only brand that hasn’t lost its integrity
Mostly because we haven’t changed our designs for over 70 years
But we are on the other side of history now
We went from speeding through poland to speeding through the Nurburgring
we don’t always make sense
For example We could’ve easily moved the engine to the middle
but nooo we had to keep it in the back, because we hate how accurate the beetle comparisons are
We also made the tycan, turbo S
Which is actually electric
hey at least our bodygaps don’t belong under a birthing gown
But our mature audience appreciates those details
They don’t buy a porsche to learn how to race
They buy a Porsche after they’ve crashed their bmws
except or adam
although for some reason they’re obsessed with aircooled engines
They spend tens of thousands to gain a few horses
If air cooled engines were actually better we wouldn’t have stopped making them
We make cars for everyone
We have the cayanne which is an actual SUV
Even though the first gens spent their lives as content making machines for youtubers
We have the panamera
Which is like if the RS7 and the S-class had a baby
Assuming those two were first cousins
We have the cayman
Which is the porsche you get if you want to bully miatas on the highway
If they don’t have the ebay package of course
We also have the 918
Which is an actual supercar
But id stay away from dubai
We’re currently working on our own fuel
Which will hopefully save the planet
The same planet which that one guy tried to take over
We’ve also tried to take over VW alot
we’re currently in a confusing space where we both own and are owned by VW at the same time
At this point even we can’t tell who’s fucking who
Porsche
If it aint broke
Don’t fix it
stop correcting people when they say porsche not porsche, no one cares
also Stop saying your cars are technically supercars
Supercars aren’t based on technicalities
#ad #porsche #car
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[@DYTASTIC]

Special thanks to Gunner for the "We went from speeding through poland to speeding through the Nurburgring" line

[@Kubach444]

Bro ☠

[@AssettoRacerGR]

I remember seeing his comment on the community post and iam so glad it made it into the commercial 👏

[@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzj]

@BlueCrystal war joke, Porsche Designed tanks for an Austrian painter

[@AmZe_2008]

@DYNASTIC the numberplate on the petrol was Saudi's not Dubai's

[@aazelion5189]

@@bluecrystal3614 At one point youtube would delete comments with the word hitler in it

[@Bagster321]

"Speeding through Poland to speeding through the Nurburging" Is as good as Top Gear's "Berlin to Warsaw in one tank"

[@Cruzer871]

😂💀That was out of pocket 😭Common W Porsche

[@tommusikauswahl1066]

ymmd bro :D

[@WayToGo-5FuX6vs82]

It's a speedrun back in ww2 I guess

[@Singleeez]

"Dobby gonna pop a cap in your ass" 😂😂 I died on this line

[@prod.jup1t3r]

same

[@BuffHorseMedia]

😂😂🤣

[@NZSENDER_YT]

Bro, we all did 😂😂😂😂

[@amem3244]

LMFAOOOO

[@vu_7879]

Hi sing

[@jacobrev6567]

Honestly I can’t stop laughing while watching the honesty commercial 😂👍

[@prod.jup1t3r]

i cant stop laughing after the bloopers

[@narrativeless404]

@@prod.jup1t3r True

[@narrativeless404]

Especially the last one with that gremlin thing

[@prod.jup1t3r]

@@narrativeless404 yesss

[@Kbakken72]

Same here

[@Who.Is_Sam]

Porsche is by far the most based and best car company a car guy could ask for. Development of Synthetic fuel to save ICE engines, sports cars that beat supercars and hypercars on the track, a timeless design that somehow evolved seamlessly, outstanding performance and amazing looking cars. There's not much more you can really ask for.

[@lampert21re]

That's true fr

[@nekofetish]

not much more to ask for: less margins? :(

[@black99rt]

Give the cayman and boxster the good engines.

[@michaelp4122]

Better reliability and less servicing. A porsche is not built to last, the dealers tell me they have never seen one in shop with over 180,000km on it. Meanwhile my BMW made 250,000 before being tossed and my Acura is still running fine at 360,000km. I want a 911 as a daily, but this factors into how affordable it is. Otherwise though, Porsche is the best. It's not like Corvettes, Ferrari's or anything of this level of performance (Outside an Acura NSX) is any more reliable.

[@Who.Is_Sam]

@@michaelp4122 I’m going to be honest here. Expecting reliability from a *German Sports Car Manufacturer* is the last thing you should be asking as a car enthusiast. Expecting a high end sports car to run that long is abit much. Your BMW was probably a coupe/sedan or a lightweight sports car, which is definitely going to be more reliable than old Porsches and maybe outlive newer ones. Your acura, well it’s Japanese don’t gotta worry about it breaking. I’d say expecting reliability from a company that primarily makes super car slaying sports cars is stretching it too far but I see where you’re going. Porsche is an enthusiast level of car, and not really meant to be daily driven unless you got like a new 911 turbo ig

[@turbo_marc]

Okay but you gotta give them credit for helping develop efuel to save the combustion engine.

[@-__--_---]

the great part is that it will work on old and new engines, so we can still environmentally drive older cars

[@Stag_Stopa]

They do not 'save' anything but do promotional stunts to get attention. The so called 'E-Fuels' were already developed DECADES ago but were cast aside by the automotive industry: ALL manufacturers bought patents just to hide them from the world so they can further rise their profits year after year. And now (just remember that the automotive lobby is a BIG player in many countries) after they did enough image greenwashing they can't escape the storm they brought over themselfes and try those silly moves. I worked in the industry in the engine R&D department and I tell ya - I do not pity the end and how they 'struggle' to get out of their self-advertised eco-garbage. They could have turned things in another direction long ago ... but no - they chose emission targets and political crap over science and facts instead. It's sad but now the bill is due.

[@gaara4667]

To save Porsche combustion engines only*

[@Coolcars325]

It’s not just for porsche’s

[@mrflyboi]

W Porsche

[@A3_mx]

"This. Is what you look for in a romantic partner." Got me laughing so hard! Also, I love how you approach each brand with a different sense of sarcasm-it's so on point!!

[@ummmbye1228]

Same but remove laughing Not really

[@maxwelldegn6651]

That's not just Dytastic or anyone else complimenting their styling, that's literally their marketing. "Titillating Touring"

[@manux9597]

I came faster than a person crashing with a porsche.

[@charliemaybe]

i came faster than the nissan patrol from dubai

[@AmongUs-mb4qx]

this isn't Rimac commercial tho

[@itsyahboigabby9728]

Honestly I was waiting for the "everyman in our family is named Ferdinand, it's not hard to understand why we made the same car for over 70 years" bit but I'm still glad the racing through poland bit made it

[@the_blue_aries]

"They buy a Porsche after they've crashed their BMWs, except for Adam" 💀

[@Astr0-1408]

And then Mat Armstrong rebuilt it and sold it to Tavarish

[@lukasplaysbr3073]

The 918 reference was PERFECT, i love that TGT episode so much lol

[@petertoth3477]

Haha, yes! "Let's get this over with. Do race, apologize, move on." ...and then get absolutely destroyed by a Nissan Patrol :D

[@AlphaHumphrey]

Came here for this. Best part of the video lmao

[@askerleaves1614]

I’m honestly surprised you didn’t make at least one Carrera GT joke I can already see it: “We also have the 918, basically the Carrera GT, but it won’t kill you!”

[@AssettoRacerGR]

I also expected something like this about the Carrera GT. Shame it was a missed opportunity

[@lineasevenadam5009]

Also the 911 turbo s destroying all super cars and evs in drag race

[@-__--_---]

@@lineasevenadam5009i think that would trigger tesla fanboys too much

[@InfinitelyConcise]

@@-__--_---Good

[@c63w204W]

Fr I was expecting the same, at least similar reference, exactly when the 918 was mentioned

[@kingofstuff1732]

The bloopers for this one are AMAZING

[@osirisgamez]

"Dobby will pop a cap in your ass!" is the best one so far lmao

[@Carlito_622]

0:35 LOL, “Glorified beetle” -Jeremy Clarkson

[@swilleh_]

Loved Adam's wrecked Porsche joke 😂

[@Komplex_Music_]

caught me by surprise ahahaha

[@dubful1]

I was looking for this comment to see how many noticed the jab too.

[@Treetrytrey]

It was fixed you should watch series. Pretty cool.

[@LinoLP]

I'm usually one of the silent viewers, but I want to give you huge props for your videos. Watched them since the BMW Video and it's always a highlight in the Subbox :D Everything just fits, and I also see that from a content creator perspective, as I also do Cinematic stuff etc. You nailed it. Also the Teamwork with Jessy is getting better and better. Got to work with Jessy myself and he and his colleague sure a great people, but you 2 just add up perfectly. Keep up the good work, KZbin needs people like you

[@JessyCausey]

Hey lino!!!

[@DYTASTIC]

You’re too kind ❤️

[@LinoLP]

@@JessyCausey

[@LinoLP]

@@DYTASTIC You're too honest :D

[@tezzlabeamer18]

Next up honest Subaru commercial and hope the cayman makes an appearance

[@SlapStyleAnims]

2:00 Yo was that a Grand Tour reference?

[@pxzzatim3515]

IK IT WAS!

[@KingDeadMan]

2:55 "Dobby is going to pop a cap in your a*s." 💀

[@fjaajf]

That Top Gear reference on the Porsche vs Nissan Patrol is gold!!

[@tetispinkman9135]

Grand tours

[@theperson-nw7bp]

that dobby bit is the definition of comedic genius.

[@nitaraul1009]

This is honestly the best honest ad yet. I loved it way more than the others

[@ahmedabdulaziz9957]

"dobby is a free elef". Honestly don't know whats better the commercial to or jessey glitching

[@kivanccelik51]

2:00 that Grand Tour reference is just 👌👌👌

[@vidoru]

"I would stay away from Dubai" got me cracked up, the grand tour references.

[@thealifrs4_463]

bro forgot EA gatekeeping their cars for 1 decade

[@11tockdubois]

From a porsche obsessed, thanks and great done ! Keep going your work is amazing.

[@themaster-5209]

This is the best commercial from Dytastic! Absolutely loved it as a Porsche fan.

[@ZenithRana]

"Stop correcting people when they say 'paw-sh' and not 'por-sha', no one cares" No like I felt called out on that line 😭🤣

[@Yarmox]

Porsche is honestly the best automaker. At the forefront of technology while still somehow making each generation more and more interesting and attractive for all their models. Will always own a Porsche

[@OneWayToPeaceOrthodoxy]

Not really. Mercedes make trucks, vans, cars, buses, forumla 1 cars....porsche just make cars. So Porsche are best car maker but best producer of vehicles in my opinion goes to Mercedes by a huge margin.

[@blackming3420]

​@@OneWayToPeaceOrthodoxywell mercs aren't as attractive as porsche currently

[@Threat_LvL]

@@OneWayToPeaceOrthodoxy realy depents on what you define "best automaker" its just waaay to big of a field of possibilities. but anyway you will still get much out of your porsche then an benz

[@OneWayToPeaceOrthodoxy]

@@Threat_LvL Mercedes make the GT Black series AMG: Its faster than any porsche and holds Nurburgring record. And by best Auto maker i mean there's not a single other car brand in the world that has such a vast catalog of vehicles as Mercedes. Porsche don't make 44 ton HGVs and vans for working class men, but they also make Formula one cars, 4 door luxury sedans, 2 door sports cars, extreme off road vehicles....Mercedes literally crush Porsche, BMW, Audi...nobody can match Mercedes in what they make. The only reason id say Porsche is the best car maker is because of the personality and lineage of their cars.

[@Threat_LvL]

@@OneWayToPeaceOrthodoxymost sane benz simp i was really willing to listen to your point but after "Crushing" everything else you just making a fool out of youself like every other fanboy who thinks that there's "the" best brand out there.

[@your-mom_was_here]

1:13 Offff. Whell there is Mat armstrong to save a day

[@nadunlochana2956]

These are always a delight to watch. From the well matched music to the deadly one liners

[@PokeRacer93]

“We might be the only brand that hasn’t lost its integrity…mostly because we haven’t changed our designs for over 70 years. But, we are on the other side of history now.” *Que the 911 crashing the VW bug off to the side*

[@NotEshan]

That was amazing. Can’t wait to see more commercials.

[@Walker_62738]

Every day is a good day when there’s a new honest car commercial video

[@Matt_Sequel]

First video of yours I've seen and I rewatched the bloopers three times, love it!

[@kingparadise87]

These are the best thing to ever enter the KZbin algorithm. (Especially the bloopers)

[@wakilrahman1962]

the "this is what you look for in a romantic partner" made me smile

[@exe.stopped244]

The outtakes are GOLD

[@hon3ybear538]

bro the dog fart 💀

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

One of my favorite honest commercials so far, just great ! :D

[@dubaikay5871]

1:07 painfully accurate 😆 I whould have also Made The Joke we have A very good relation with our customers except for when we try to kill them 920 turbo or the Carrera gt

[@officialanty]

I am DYING! The commercial was great and I absolutely LOVE the bloopers and especially the bloopers for this video!! I am dying in my chair right now Laughing

[@LL15onTT]

The editing is so awesome

[@Sovereign86]

Another flawless banger! Dynastic never disappoints!

[@bluepotofc]

2:42 **dog shits itself** *fella did you just shit yourself?* man, I’m dead. 💀

[@richardbhagan8949]

I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE BLOOPERS😂

[@Alive_AF]

Ngl these are so good hahah love the work man

[@ronbelanger4113]

Thanks for the giggles. A true Porsche ad!

[@Torboy124]

Awesome video, definitely not much trash against an (almost) perfect company.

[@dr.z1657]

As a 981 Cayman S owner, I can proudly say that my engine is in the middle *thank you very much* lol

[@micahpark8414]

Owning one in Forza don’t count sorry

[@dr.z1657]

@@micahpark8414 Funny, but I actually do own one in real life bud, and I own it outright . It’s a 2014 6-speed manual 981S with the X73 sport suspension and 20” Carrera S wheels. Played Forza a whole one time in my life back in 2007. Don’t own a gaming console. Don’t need one. Driving the real thing in real life is way more fun.

[@fernandoiiricaforte1496]

Love the honest series

[@SpacesHyper]

Haha, loved the ending, great video!

[@aedrexz]

i started watching u since the dodge commercial (part 1) and i just realized u never made a Porsche commercial 💀😭

[@averag_subaruenjoyer]

Bro forgot the RWB bodykits from the 911 and the blackbird 💀

[@3.6Turbskis]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

[@Noblemumin]

Finally. Was waiting for this.

[@furkandogan4623]

I can't believe that i havent seen any comment for cousins joke :) 1:38 like where did that come from 😂

[@SkateEverythingProject]

I laughed my ass off at the Dobie outtakes

[@bjornzechariahgualiza8124]

0:43 transformers fans would be shocked with that paint job

[@smoothkebab]

LETS GO NEW COMMERCIAL!!!! ALWAYS A BANGER!

[@anExtreme1]

I think the last 5 seconds sums it up pretty well… 03:03

[@Verszions]

This commercial bro 😂😂 You should do an honest Chrysler commercial! 💯

[@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzj]

Chrysler we make notoriously horrible cars but somehow we survived for almost a century

[@tnewton7762]

I'm happy they mentioned that Porsche SE owns the Volkswagen group who owns Porsche AG (the actual car company)

[@GrandeurasiaUDPS]

0:06 kid named romantic partner:

[@Iambestforreal]

1:19 that reference to the 2jz tho on the plate

[@superaries8622]

Another amazing video. The bloopers on this one made me laugh so much.

[@wakilrahman1962]

the dytastic advertisements are something, they are goated

[@foxzie950]

Does anyone know where to find the Porshe 944 in 0:19

[@DersNoNem]

2:07 is that an actual place? Where is it located?

[@mrpizzach1221]

I thimk it's junhle rock island

[@DittoGTI]

Auschwi-

[@AR2R5]

hahaha :D Why I didn't find this channel faster? :D It's really hilarious!!! And I loved all of the hidden messages from all of the topgear and other car related shows!!! Brilliant !!!

[@Mark-rt6fy]

Didn't find it as funny as the previous "commercial"s, then I realize I'm just too much into Porsche lol. Great work as usual

[@SomeBavarianGuy.mp4]

2:33 they technically are supercars, cry about it

[@Sol-cf9ko]

Loved the grand tour reference!

[@weevil5]

i absolutely loved the reference you made to TGT.

[@911pms2]

Man how i have been waiting for an honest video😂😂😂

[@YerbaLeonMate]

Well done man, keep it up ;)

[@bennetulbricht9922]

This is BRILLIANT

[@Ameerex1]

This is gold

[@BubbleGumSG]

This is one of the best commercials you have on this channel😂😂😂 Can you do Mazda next?

[@monkeyman9105]

This is probably my favorite one yet!

[@kingo5940]

Cinematography-Level at the highest in this video. Well done.

[@kingo5940]

+ I always love videos cutted in sync with the audio

[@justindaniels17]

"Assuming if those two were first cousins" got me laughing hard😂😂🤣

[@stoicboyy]

CMON BRO LETS HAVE MORE OF THESE ICONIC COMMERCIALS

[@isaax3725]

I like how there was an actual Porsche advert before this

[@RC_Channels]

That comment at the end about "stop correcting people when they say the name wrong" was directed at me. I'm a huge Porsche fan! Also, noticed he pointed out 0 major flaws...

[@adamwk59]

Best video you made💥😄

[@AndrewNguyenOfficial]

Been waiting for this! PS: are all the Porsche 911 models seen in this video available through the mod link in the description?

[@bartdvorak5306]

Damn, they really should put these commercials on TV every now and then! But they probably wouldn't like that bit of dark humor, so we can only dream. But no kidding, some moments would actually make me buy a porsche. Keep creating, we love it.

[@nguyenthanhdinhanh]

nailed it as always:)

[@rssimracing5057]

Absolutely howling at the end

[@joshthetrucker9589]

Jessy is absolutely fucking hilarious in the bloopers. Plus he does great work as usual!

[@Neonrulez]

its so clean

[@GeorgeWashingmachine848]

damn this is the best commercial you made so far

[@gymusen]

Finally, the manufacturer that every person love by changing one ingredient for the same recipe for more than 75 years

[@valonj2363]

The amount of references in this video. Astonish me, what astonishes me more is that we know all of those. Especially the Dubai one.

[@BlondeHairWithBangs]

The amount of roasting in this video is making me realize how good of a car brand Porsche is

[@blue7lvn245]

They slap with the beats

[@hitchy0755]

References are amazing

[@leon8847]

Not gonna lie, that was ONE HELL OF AN OPENING LINE PS: Glad to hear your german's getting better

[@nonjajay2944]

Dude waited so long for this