Honest Trailers | Alita: Battle Angel

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Honest Trailers | Akita: Battle Angel
Title Design by Robert Holtby
Epic Voice Guy: Jon Bailey
Produced by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Joe Starr, & Max Dionne
Written by Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, Danielle Radford & Lon Harris
Edited by Kevin Williamsen
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[@screenjunkies]

If you could learn any secret martial arts, would it be Panzer Kunst? *Watch the Honest Trailers Commentary on Wednesday at 10AM Pacific. Why Wednesday and see all the jokes and thoughts that didn't make it into the final video!* POOL RULES One: Speak up and join the conversation- we encourage respectful debate. Two: Respect your community- racism, misogyny, homophobia and hate speech aren’t tolerated. Three: Don’t go looking for fights. Four: “Be nice.” - Dalton from Roadhouse

[@shacoloco]

please say "ZA WARUDOOO!!!"

[@kristianryden193]

I would but Im against hate groups

[@timetochronicle]

Since you showed Joseph Joestar, I'll say Hamon. Or Hokuto no Ken, but thats hard as fuck. Plus Hamon's cooler and lets me shoot UV rays to kill vampires

[@phanboy8059]

Nah fam. I'd rather learn Hokuto Shinken. It's invincible.

[@jonathanortega753]

Maybe but I like to learn the fighting skills from John Wick.

[@thecorsentino]

"From a studio, that didn't even make it through the 21st century.." Ooh, we're gonna need some ice for that.

[@Darksector88]

the ice would melt within 100ft of it tho

[@DehyasHusband26651]

Best roast ever

[@ropeburn6684]

Did you mean: apply cold American beer to the burnt area?

[@wrath2501]

Gonna need a senzu for that one.

[@narmale]

@@ropeburn6684 lool... american beer... you mean...american water sir xD

[@comfyDev]

I have been reminded that Dragonball: Evolution exists. My day is now worse.

[@gpearce11]

Hoàng Nguyên Better than TLA is a very low bar to set for an adaptation.

[@ZapDash]

@Hoàng Nguyên M. Night came in and Fire Nation-ed all the Airbender Fans!

[@anaiglesias9972]

Repress the memory like the rest of us do. * whisper it never happened *

[@lordadrianrichter3409]

At least M. Knight cared about the source material and not ONLY about the money. Also... Airbender has double DBE's IMDb score.

[@darthsmythe6783]

Nott look on the bright side, at least Captain Marvel gave you a live action SuperSaiyan!

[@calvinmonroe4964]

“It’s not all blades Babe’s blades Babes made of blades And blades to be...”--------Screen junkies 2019

[@nikkilee3840]

He forgot Beyblades.

[@STH151NicoleFan]

🎵With my Beyblade! My Beyblade baby!🎵

[@achmadsyariefhidayatullaha4643]

Yeah, he becomes main cast of blade mcu 😂

[@Sociopath33]

Yeah I'm not sure how many ppl got that blades to be joke so he is suppose to be the next wesley snipes well see

[@MateusDrake]

This was 10/10, great concept, perfect delivery

[@nastykhan7746]

"Internet's perfect woman. A sexy killer dumpster baby, who's totally legal." EDIT: "And will kiss you if you give her chocolate."

[@a-troller-on4chan421]

300 years old too 😛

[@BB-vy5rx]

Hmmmm lollies 😊

[@bernardakoito]

Still she's a robot. No rule against banging a robot yet

[@Redd_Nebula]

"Will kiss you if you give her chocolate" sounds like my ex tbh

[@Jason2003]

I spat out the gummy bears I was eating at that line

[@TheZemun]

"... and will kiss you if you give her chocolate ." Guys , you nailed it !!!

[@NoneOfTheAbove123]

Hold my Hershey's...

[@into_the_void]

I hav choklit

[@TheNefastor]

But that's how actual girls actually work... unless I have some other charm I'm not aware of.

[@ttigger74]

@@TheNefastor Have you tried money?

[@TheNefastor]

@@ttigger74 only insofar as chocolate isn't free, my good sir.

[@LivingGuy484]

The Mr. Burns impression was crazily spot on!

[@seanandrews5329]

Bro 420 likes

[@biohazard3remake862]

I didn't know anything about Alita before seeing the movie. After having seen it I went out and bought the Collector's Edition of the books. I freaking loved this movie. Hope they make more

[@tonichaforever]

A trilogy was planned to happen. Unfortunately the movie made 100M less than what they wanted to so the next ones got cancelled :(

[@alejandromoreira7405]

@@tonichaforever this is a sad day, a sad day indeed

[@tonichaforever]

@IDream0fDeathbutDreamsDon'tComeTrue i read it not once but twice that it got cancelled...but you know how media is nowadays...one says this, other says that.... the most recent finding from 6 days ago says the fate of alita 2 is unclear ( www.cinemablend.com/news/2477562/its-no-shock-alita-battle-angel-2-hasnt-been-greenlighted-yet-according-to-rosa-salazar )

[@DaCooGa]

@Mário Cunha Ramos @Undead_King_105 None of the major people involved have actually confirmed anything being cancelled. In fact, if anything, there is hope. See below for evidence. (be warned, there is quite a lot of content and evidence but there is also a TL; DR at the bottom) The director Robert Rodriguez has said that he is on board with doing another film: www.bleedingcool.com/2019/02/24/robert-rodriguez-primed-to-direct-second-alita-battle-angel-film/ Jon Landau and James Cameron have both mentioned that if the movie makes enough money, they will make another, but have not given any confirmation that "the next ones got cancelled." In fact the movie has most likely broken even. With a production budget of 170 million, the movie probably has a budget around 400 million due to marketing. Now this is the number Fox insiders have confirmed with as well as seen here: variety.com/2019/film/box-office/alita-battle-angel-box-office-disaster-1203141963/ As shown, "insiders at Fox say the break-even number is closer to $350 million" while "executives at rival studios estimate “Alita: Battle Angel” will need to gross roughly $500 million globally to get out of the red." So I see where you are getting the 500 million dollars; its just that evidence points towards a lower number around 400 million. Furthermore, the movie is actually making quite a bit of money via physical DvD sales. Not only is it number 1 in chart sales, but it also holds quite a large portion of the DvD sales market currently, with around a million purchases already! You can see this here (love this youtuber): kzbin.info/www/bejne/h4WnmWCbqc9rmKs @Matthew (Student) Agonoy I totally see where you are coming from and I would have agreed with you many months ago. However, I would like you to consider the movie from a slightly different perspective from what you are seeing the movie at currently. Sure, Alita never defeats the "big, bad guy" Nova. And sure, she never goes to Zalem. These are legitimate concerns. However, you should also consider this: Maybe the movie isn't about defeating and accomplishing everything there is to do in their universe. Maybe this movie is instead about Alita herself. Alita starts off as a young and innocent girl. She doesn't even know how to properly eat an orange. As the story progresses, we follow Alita and see the world through her eyes. We see her enemies through her eyes. And eventually, we see her fully develop as a character who becomes a warrior, ready to fight. By the end, Alita's arc of character developement is practically done. And that is why the movie ends where it does. The movie is about Alita's developement, and it ends when that development finishes, making for a pretty satisfying conclusion in a different way that from what you would expect. Lastly, those extra bits about Nova and Zalem are laid out in the case that this movie does get a sequel (which I hope for so badly). Anyways thanks for reading. TL; DR: There is actually quite a lot of possibility and potential for a sequel to this movie. Do not give up hope! Read above for evidence. Also, buying an Alita blu ray would increase this movie's chances for a sequel too and I encourage you to do so. Lastly, while it can be seen to have a cliffhanger, I would recommend seeing the movie from a different perspective as I explain above to Matthew Agonoy. Thanks!

[@henriquesanches3366]

www.change.org/p/robert-rodriguez-alita-battle-angel-part-2, this is the link to a petition for part 2 of the movie, if you really want to see a continuation signing the petition can help.

[@doom7850]

James Cameron‘s Jojo would have brought both world peace and started multiple world wars simultaneously

[@TheLivingThanos]

Yes it would have brought *THE WORLD* some peace

[@akaicedtea6236]

Would rather see Robert Rodriguez do jojo

[@x-munk]

Excuse me - it would have brought peace to Za Worldu!

[@abhinavthapliyal6479]

@@x-munk i think u meant to say ZA WARUDO

[@nathanweast4397]

He would have focused all the budget on that single submarine sequence/fight against High Priestess in season 3; Cameron loves his subs.

[@johnd.zephyr2531]

*Mentions JoJo* Ah, I see you too are a man of culture, Epic Voice Guy.

[@diko5000]

Hopefully they'd get "ZA WARUDO" right

[@wunnell]

Not to burst your bubble, but he just reads the script. He voiced a video by VenomFangX so, there's that.

[@phillipdo3577]

didn't some group make a jojo liveaction like a year or two ago?

[@KoolMB]

Random Guy Takashi Miike made a live action movie and it sucked

[@Darckssassin]

Use doubted jojo clip: my day is ruined.

[@iToki6]

"Smithers! Release the saws." My God. On point hahahaha

[@3TeamsMedia]

"On point" #Punintentional

[@saiyajedi]

(Note: “Edge of Tomorrow” with Tom Cruise was based on a novel so it doesn’t count as a “manga adaptation” even though it does have a manga version)

[@nintendozilla9843]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who still knows this. I'm tired of people saying that Edge of Tomorrow is based on a manga.

[@olimphus26]

What happens if the producers used the manga as basis too?

[@hylogibbon]

I really enjoyed that movie. Seeing Tom Cruise die over and over again is a dream. Although I still like Alita Battle Angel more.

[@GAMBANJUJJJ]

Another one another true believer

[@TheEaglesnake]

I thought it was based on Demon's Souls

[@blackbun130]

Honestly seeing the behind the scenes, it makes me have so much respect for the staff behind the movie and how much they wanted to honor the original work from both design and even shot replication. Seriously, this is the kind of respect manga stories should have when adapted into Western movies.

[@sumomaster9144]

I had to go read the manga because so many things weren't explained nor made sense

[@dnangel4277]

This!

[@TehLexx]

Yeah except they didn’t honor the original books.

[@LoryK98]

Now I want to see a James Cameron adaptation of Jojo's Bizzarre Adventure. THANK YOU, EPIC VOICE GUY!!!

[@kostajovanovic3711]

You have takashi miike

[@jonathanortega753]

Jojo's is on my watched list

[@Enochian_Tomfoolery]

He would ruin it just like he did with this adaptation.

[@mistastrange4623]

Or maybe Taika Waititi

[@fPonias1]

@@Enochian_Tomfoolery you mean improve upon it? The lengths this show goes to "tell don't show" is absurd. I only watch it for the art style anyway, so the only way it's bearable is if I play something else in the background. The incessant yammering of the Joestars' talky 'splainy makes it unwatchable; well, unlistenable at least.

[@mohitsrivastava8640]

Best line - 'BLADES TO BE...!' for Maharshala Ali. 😋😋

[@odracircomix7359]

gold the reason i never miss honest trailers

[@ooohawkeyeooo]

this one was gold indeed

[@P4boot]

Lol I almost chocked on my food.. 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@EternalDensity]

Forgot he was in this.

[@skai3096]

Can you say, "You thought it was Epic Voice Guy, but it was me Dio!"

[@kylethomas9130]

I'd be kinda surprised if they hadn't been asked this line specifically.

[@linah1998]

I see you‘re a man of culture as well! ORAORAORAORA

[@skai3096]

@@kylethomas9130 they might have been, but it would be nice to hear it from them nonetheless

[@VictorJMusic1]

"Starring the first rule of Zalem is you do not talk about Zalem." Perfect.

[@DehyasHusband26651]

sounds like a dragonball Z abridged reference

[@linceaerian]

Still missing some references IMO, first rule of Zalem is "Do not talk about brains chips" ... And if it was destiny nova char, it should be more something about "Flan is delicious"....

[@akevomsahungyo9299]

Fight Club???

[@st4ne4rmthevill63]

Radudical is the most 90s thing I have ever heard.

[@GetOffMyPhoneGoogle]

Well then clearly you've never heard of Tony Hawk, POGs, or The Mighty Ducks.

[@Nasoj0Tnek]

word homes

[@shahwalkhan5908]

"That's definitely how his assistant lost her arm." Lol.

[@SimonBuchanNz]

Reminds me of Deus Ex: we are assured the cybernetic prosthetics are so bad that you would only get them if you accidentally lost the limb, but about 75% of the population have them, rich and poor. I guess OSHA really started dropping the ball?

[@sjsbmksps]

This was unexpectedly wholesome. Thank you for not murdering that little fanbase the movie got. Edit: oh, it was completely unironical, I love the manga

[@will793]

What fanbase?

[@sjsbmksps]

@Pixel Man don't talk shit, the fanbase is 30 years old. I also can't speak of American cultural war. The fanbase I interact with is global and diverse.

[@kurtirving8349]

The movie's announcement made me read the manga. It's actually one of my favorites.

[@sjsbmksps]

@@kurtirving8349 Oh, indeed, I was postponing reading that manga for 10 years. At time, didn't even know what manga was. Guess when I finally got a bit older, I read it with such a joy: it spoke levels to me.

[@ElicatrothTV]

I didnt read the manga and tbh I probably wont (still not totally into mangas yet), but I'm a fan of this! This was awesome!

[@disceva6443]

"Best adaptation of a manga" Angry edge of tommorow noises.

[@geofff.3343]

Technically that started life as a light novel and got a manga adaptation later.

[@Keithustus]

Glad this comment is here so I don’t have to write it.

[@Keithustus]

Geoff F., hmmm, weird. Though the novel was 2004, the manga debuted June 2014 while the film was released also June 2014. Seems like a weird coincidence.

[@opiumized]

@@Keithustus The manga is way older than 2014. It started in 1990.

[@Keithustus]

opiumized, you’re misreading.

[@StevenMilam96]

I absolutely loved this movie. Really hope it gets a sequel.

[@NightmareRose86]

I think they already green lit the sequel

[@DarkHarlequin]

I am a giant fan of the Manga and I think they did a really nice job with the movie given the impossibility of squashing the manga into a non TV series format :-)

[@TATGAMING1995]

if that James, u have to wait 10-11 year for the sequel like avatar

[@felixtreasurebuns9154]

@@TATGAMING1995 James Cameron produced it, Robert Rodriguez directed it and honestly I think the sequel will be even better with him fully in charge

[@hatianwriter1596]

Cried when Hugo died😭😭😭

[@myzelgrace8229]

If James Cameron was obsessed with Jojo, we'd get buff guys dressed in bizzare 80s fashion shouting bizzare things with the powers of summoning buff guys.

[@talkingcontroller9396]

Doyoung's Wife basically Jojo then

[@myzelgrace8229]

@@talkingcontroller9396 yes, jojo is perfect, jojo is life

[@jayisbirb]

I would pay a stupid sum of money to watch a good live action Jojo, okay?

[@suigenris]

@@myzelgrace8229 JoJos is the equivalent of throwing up in your mouth, and swallowing. How anyone that worked on it still has a job is sad.

[@myzelgrace8229]

@@suigenris You're just mad cause you're not named Joseph Joestar or Joutaro Jousuke

[@ziljin]

This movie delayed Avatar 2 But that's a good thing

[@Dr.Geeves]

We shall see once Avatar 2 is released if it was.

[@darthkek1953]

@@Dr.Geeves Avatar 2 - the film that finally made Avatar 3 not a thing.

[@joelincoln9531]

Avatar 2 - The sequel nobody asked for to a movie barely anyone can remember!

[@parkjiminsjams8271]

@Joe Lincoln I must be barely anyone then cause I love that movie and can’t wait for the 2nd so 🤷🏻‍♀️👌🏻

[@joelincoln9531]

@@parkjiminsjams8271 ...Good for you?

[@majorfallacy5926]

I can't get over the fact that they made a native german speaker mispronounce a cheesy german word to sound like he has a thick accent

[@ropeburn6684]

To be fair, Christoph Waltz is Austrian. So he already has a thick accent in German.

[@xxMpEGxx]

@@ropeburn6684 yeah but he wouldnt mispronounce Panzerkunst like that I kinda hoped for him to pronounce it correctly but it wouldnt make sense I guess

[@AnnaCurser]

but he ... doesnt mispronounce it.

[@pucca9648]

David Furor Curser he does, sounds like pahnser kuuhnst, but it is just panzer kunst. Herr im Himmel!

[@1997residente]

If they had cast Emma Stone,the main character wouldn't need CGI eyes.

[@tonuahmed4227]

True

[@westrim]

If they had cast Emma Stone, there'd be over 9000 articles about how it was 'problematic'.

[@Pranav-rp8wi]

Nah.. Mila Kunis has bigger eyes

[@Kronos-1215]

CGEYES?

[@infinitypilot]

@@westrim Bruh there was like 9000 articles complaining about how this Alita was "too sexy" and how that scene in which she reconfigured her body to be slimmer and older was subliminal fat-shaming. I kid you not.

[@KhaosN7]

"Smithers, Release the saws!" Okay, best "Starring" joke yet!

[@nicolasriveros943]

That was a pretty neat impression

[@almightycinder]

I still think Adele Dazeem from Frozen is the best.

[@julianfishman2888]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@julianfishman2888]

What about Grown-Up Stewie

[@KhaosN7]

@@julianfishman2888 what's that one from?

[@AKen_Films]

As far as Hollywood big budget manga adaptations go this movies was pretty good. Yeh it does try to stuff multiple archs into one movie, and much of the laughable stuff is also in the manga. I actually do hope they make the sequel. This movie has a story worth seeing all the way through.

[@yellowcougar18]

Unfortunately it doesn't look likely. It broke even, but considering the names attached, it should have done massive numbers. Especially for the large budget.

[@icwatson1]

It was good compared to what? How low are we setting the bar? Are Nazi propaganda films the bar? Is t.v. static the bar?

[@hylogibbon]

@@yellowcougar18 It has developed a much larger fanbase than existed prior to the movie release. I think, like the MCU, it's something that could eventually get really big if they just kept making more of them.

[@justmyedits6596]

I just wish they put more Asian actors in the movie

[@Bird-Birdy-Love]

As far as honest trailers go, they dont do a lot of heavy critiscm in this one with more praises than ranting, It may not be perfect but it shows the potential when the right people with the right passion can truly adapt a manga adaption in a great hollywood movie.

[@thatguy-rh6hw]

"We don't have time for this Alita just go watch alita"

[@gerryilu851]

Really enjoyed this movie on a 6 hour flight dispite the tiny screen and having no idea about the manga. Probably gonna watch it again later on a proper TV.

[@jamesdigriz5449]

@@fatimarazzak2228 Don't lie - there are no 15 hour flights without at least one stopover.

[@jamesdigriz5449]

@@sarahscribbles2160 He is from Africa and he is lying about a 15-hour non-stop flight.

[@gerryilu851]

@@jamesdigriz5449 I think a flight from Canada to China is around 12, so a 15-hour flight may be possible depending on his route.

[@patstar3808]

Try the manga. It may not hold up in the cgi department, but it's better written.

[@akaaoi]

@@jamesdigriz5449 Perth to London has a 17hours, non stop option available. So 15 isn't a problem if they have the right plane between the right cities.

[@charanico]

It's not all BLADES! Its Babes with BLADES! Babes made of BLADES! And BLADES to be! Ayyyyyyyyyy 👉😎👉

[@AJZulu]

Eyyyyyyyy

[@collapsingwavefunction_.3356]

I haven't seen Alita but the woman with blade legs from Kingsmen has filled that slot in my book already lol. Hawwwttttt!

[@DragonKnight90001]

LETS BABE BLADE! *guitar solo*

[@aryanbilakhia9842]

It's BAE BLADE*

[@DragonKnight90001]

A Google User is it?

[@TheKingOfRuckus]

Sees "Optimus Crime" "How have I never heard that before now?"

[@ferd617]

Now I want to launch a rap career as "Optimus Rhyme".

[@aztn19]

ferd617 or Rodimus Rhyme since he was supposed to be the hip youth robot for the kids to love

[@Wowreference]

"The internet's perfect woman - a sexy killer dumpster baby who's totally legal." Hardest laugh I've had all day.

[@cryssalys3285]

A live action JoJo's Bizzare Adventure by James Cameron is something I didn't know I needed. Since you dropped that JoJo's Reference say "Yare Yare Daze" with your epic Voice

[@riddick3943]

or "muda muda muda muda"

[@abloshow91]

Gura gura gura gura

[@zacharybutterfras1697]

Ora ora ora ora x1000

[@ArtWithSR]

@@riddick3943 A 30 seconds "Muda" ofcourse

[@mansoor6678]

Say this : You thought your first good anime live action is going to be jojo, BUT IT WAS ME ALITA !!

[@navi-charlotte]

Ayy xD

[@bentwomey384]

Kono Alita da!!!

[@the_j_machine2254]

@@bentwomey384 Only normies make that meme. But I forgive you. Such is the power of Requiem.

[@Jichist]

TOKI WO TOMAREEE!!

[@ryantheanimator1156]

But I thought Jojo live action was decent, no?

[@Tildybean42]

That Mr Burns impression was surprisingly good lol

[@vinodnaidu1993]

Say: “WHERE....IS.....MAH.....SUPER......SUIT?!”

[@JustPlainJoe7]

In honor of Rutger Hauer, please say, "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe."

[@NormanOz]

I laughed so hard at "Optimus crime" 😂😂😂

[@FelipeVentura]

The voice was so on point!

[@Ambaryerno]

@@FelipeVentura His Monty Burns was good, too.

[@roigergoololo3966]

Same😂😂😂

[@zyrilevangelista2903]

me too 😂

[@faceripper77]

Loved this movie. The moon battle scene blew my socks off

[@infinitypilot]

Me in the distance: "Oh fuck yes this is the shit! Kill me now!"

[@lordodysseus]

Did you find them?

[@careyunknown3449]

This movie was ducking aweful

[@infinitypilot]

@@careyunknown3449 Skiding skidong Your opinion is wrong

[@hellfish2309]

WETA was contracted for the moon sequences in “Ad Astra” too - you can see their particle and lighting work in its trailer and its similarities to those used in Alita

[@Companion92]

The first actual good manga adaption I have seen. I hope they make more

[@pyramidblaster9239]

I regret not watching it in theaters, I bought it on blue ray.

[@nickshane9314]

I thought pokemon did good job

[@Keithustus]

Edge of Tomorrow

[@kevinkorenke3569]

They really can't, too many plot lines were blended into a single movie and there really is nowhere to go, even if someone wanted to make another.

[@MrCmon113]

It feels nothing like the manga. Perhaps it's a good movie, but it's not a good adaptation.

[@CidGuerreiro1234]

Please say "I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream".

[@CelticAkumathefirst]

Please yes

[@thewebheadgt]

I hated part 5

[@jamesm2198]

@@thewebheadgt I didn't hate the whole thing but the ending felt anticlimactic

[@manvslife271]

SHUT THE FUCK UP GIORNO! Fucking brat...

[@shirshanyaroy287]

Probably the worst anime JoJo yet. Even Jonathan feels more interesting than this cardboard cutout of a character.

[@BurgerSoup]

Please say: "I DON'T WANT EXCUSES, I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!!"

[@protoroc]

Still need a Spaceballs Honest Trailer when Rise of Skywalker debuts.

[@Ambaryerno]

We just need a Spaceballs Honest Trailer PERIOD.

[@jts7149]

YES!!!!!!

[@protoroc]

I would even settle for just Honest Trailer covering the majority of Mel Brooks' films (even though Blazing Saddles deserves its own trailer also).

[@sanwayzar]

Omg, imagine if James Cameron had gotten obsessed with Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex... or Ninja Scroll... or Robotech... or Last Airbender (the OTHER Avatar)... those would have been amazing!

[@kiskedavid7736]

sanwayzar l

[@TheOrangeRoad]

Except, ghost is the shell and ninja scroll are already perfect, and dont need any adaptation

[@souetrejeremy]

@@TheOrangeRoad For Gunnm clearly isn't, ofc

[@mitchellulrich930]

@@TheOrangeRoad I think he meant the Live Action Ghost in the Shell with Scarlett Johannson

[@TheOrangeRoad]

@@mitchellulrich930 Ah...well then did they do a live action ninja scroll I missed?

[@thenomad5585]

Please do an Honest Trailer for Detective Pikachu (2019).

[@amanwholovesmovies3182]

No Hellboy

[@lindstheteacher1611]

Yes!!!

[@Vision_Voyagers]

It's in progress

[@Vision_Voyagers]

Waiting for Ryan Reynolds to agree.

[@mielsibel1967]

"To be Blade" 11/10 writing

[@emuliusv]

Yep

[@RonanDotCom]

Please say “Eating shredded cheese makes my day even grater.”

[@matthewnelson4160]

Smithers, Release the Saws! I can never unhear that

[@mohammadsharif9192]

This is easily the most underrated movie of 2019

[@notahotshot]

This is easily the most overrated comment of 2019.

[@hylogibbon]

I completely agree. This movie blew me away, and I can't understand why it's not a massive hit. Am I out of touch? No, it's the children!

[@nimaelos3561]

Think so too. It definitely has it's flaws and is far from perfect, but overall it's is so well entertaining and i would really loose it, if they would decide not to do the sequel, because of the open end. And of course, because i need to watch Edward Norton doing that character.

[@jmann6130]

@@nimaelos3561 its still up in the air it this point but James Cameron took a decade long break between avatars so who knows what his plans are for Alita

[@timetochronicle]

A Jojo reference on Honest Trailers. And not just any Jojo, but Joseph Joestar. And not just any Joseph Joestar, but YOUNG Joseph Joestar. (aka best Jojo) Now I've seen everything on this channel

[@TheAniSi]

Yes he is certainly the best Jojo

[@TerriHolmes01]

"Smithers, release the saws" really got me good 😂

[@Avian98X]

"Optimus Crime" *G E N I U S*

[@F1rstWorldNomaD]

Eye Robot was even better xD

[@BW879]

You know have to do an Honest Trailers of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure now, right? RIGHT?!

[@PaladinodoCerradooficial]

In sequence Sailor Moon, Gundam 1979 and Yu Yu Hakusho? Yes or Yes?

[@manuelalbertoromero9528]

@@PaladinodoCerradooficial YES YES YES YES!!!

[@alejandrovelazquez3448]

"From 20th Century Fox, the studio that didn't even make it through the 21st century" lol LMFAO!

[@vengeance1701]

Nice touch with the Optimus Prime voice when you said Optimus Crime.

[@jbearclowater]

Same with the Mr Burns impression for "release the saws"

[@arkhust6775]

Man this film was insanely good, i just watched it a few hours ago and i enjoyed it so much, the effects, the film, everything is amazing =D

[@w77eed]

Nice try beta male

[@MrSandpaperCondom]

I must've watched a different Alita: Battle Angel, because the one I watched was a piece of crap.

[@davidortegocasado3592]

Everyone has its own tastes , if you didnt like it is fine, but i enjoyed watching it a lot, so much so i even downloaded it, and i dont usually do that :P

[@AbhishekSingh-bx2hj]

This movie was awesome......

[@DaCooGa]

While some people here obviously didn't like the movie, I absolutely loved it. I can definitely see why some people wouldn't like this movie as it is pretty different from mainstream films these years. However, for me personally, those differences hit right at home and this movie was an absolute favorite of mine. From the amazing visuals to the interesting characters, I found very little to dislike. I really hope that James Cameron decides on doing a sequel for this film as not only would it tie up some ends such as what Zalem actually looks like, but it would also be a great piece of art in the film industry in general, with bigger stars having a bigger role such as Edward Norton, Michelle Rodriguez, and Jai Courtney. Thanks for reading.

[@AlMoSiCe210]

"But it's not just about Blades, Babes Blades, Babes made of Blades, or Blades to be..." DEAD!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@damanace8574]

Gold! 🤣🤣🤣

[@shashank9673]

it's my favorite part of the video. 😂😂

[@Ahsoka_Hyrule]

Such a underrated film. As a reader of the manga, I was quite impressed by it. I hope anime/manga film adaptions in the future are at least this good, if not better ❤️

[@havoren]

There's already a film better than Alita: Battle Angel. It's called Edge of Tomorrow and it's based off an anime.

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

@@havoren Yes, but that was an actual complete movie, not a effects based partial movie created solely for the purpose of people who liked the manga to not give it enough box office for sequels.

[@Johnnybravo..]

How is this movie underrated?

[@voxdraconia4035]

@@havoren and at fun as it was, and wants me still have Emily Blunt play Femshep, it was quite nonsensical with its plot, compared to Alita. I like both, but Alita is better ...

[@thekueken]

@@havoren Edge of Tomorrow's quality aside (tastes may differ), I would not name it in the same breath as Alita, ever. (...I guess, I just did, tho :| Dang.) While Alita was a surprisingly true adaptation (albeit with a few directorial story and character choices, to squeeze 2++ manga volumes packed with storylines and plotbeats into the movie) and Christopher Waltz was obviously born to play Ido, it felt they took All You Need Is Kill's premise and overall story and wrapped it around Tom Cruise for his fame to push the production... All You Need Is Kill was a 2004 novel that got adapted into a manga of the same name in 2014, when the american movie Edge Of Tomorrow inspired by it was released (there was no anime), for promotional reasons novel and manga re-releases were afterwards occassionally/regionally named after the movie.

[@Dalt1n999]

Me: *sees a mention to Jojo on a mainstream not anime related channel* Me: NICE!!!! Also me: DI MOLTO!!!!

[@deemandude6131]

Disappointed to have scrolled down this far for this.

[@linah1998]

yare yare daze let the Jojo fandom rise

[@0ptera]

Jojo is too bizarre to exist in 3d.

[@connorradcliffe1769]

Ghiacchio: its molto been! speak Italian!

[@DarthWall275]

Hipster.

[@bohemod]

That "blades to be" bit was clever, very clever. Kudos editor.

[@seyidana7209]

"........ and Blades to be" *You don't buy this kind of humour at the supermarket*.

[@AlreadiWon]

Eye Robot? Droid Rage? Optimus Crime?? Hidden Figure??! These were absolutely great lmao

[@oratank]

what about first rule of zalem?

[@ablethreefourbravo]

The voice for Optimus Crime was hilarious :-D

[@awesomecomputers7076]

Smithers release the saws

[@shmuckling]

I damn near shit myself when I heard "Optimus Crime" LMFAO

[@thedudeabides3294]

My fav was "Pentium for a Dream" for Jennifer Connelly.

[@carlosfranceschy9428]

I LOVED your Mr Burns impersonation. Please say “Excellent” like that

[@AmoebaMan23]

Some of your best "Starring" work ever right here. Droid Rage and Optimus Crime had me in stitches.

[@wanderlustwarrior]

People should show this movie some more support! And I'm glad this video aired in full without unnecessarily pitting female protagonist films against each other.

[@rationalroundhead6739]

Well yeah, because it wasn't a "female protagonist film". It was a film with a female protagonist.

[@strangeconstruct7751]

Why should we?

[@darcymcnabb9259]

It was a crappy movie that is all the support it deserves.

[@princessthyemis]

True I suppose. Would it have been bad if it did??

[@Andrewtr6]

It was better than Captain Marvel by far! I want a sequel!

[@barioth6969]

Please come back to honest game trailers Epic Voice guy, we miss you.

[@pragyan394]

You expected a "Is that a motherfuking Jojo's reference??" joke, but it was I Dio!

[@kingofroses302]

Ded meme

[@godzillavkk]

If there was an adaptation for that, people would lose their minds when the to be continued music and freeze frame is never used.

[@jordanintheflesh2589]

@@kingofroses302 it can never die

[@kingdariusb1332]

NANI!!!!!

[@UnfitWarlord23]

Za Warudo!

[@OVERLOARD949494]

Panzerkunst is german, so of course it sounds a bit off when someone not natively speaking german says it. It's exactly the same with Doppelgänger and Zweihänder^^

[@CUBETechie]

Panzerkunst ist a zero gravity fighting style but Panzerbrecher can be a very nice name for a technique especially with her sword😉

[@CUBETechie]

But the strangest thing is why it sounds so strange when he say it like a typical English speaker will pronounce it 😔

[@ryushev2000]

christoph waltz is literally a native german speaker what are you on about

[@CUBETechie]

@@ryushev2000 I know it but it still sounds strange

[@stephenkohl9789]

PanzerFaust is not a dumpster baby thats totaly legal!

[@logd27]

I actually really liked this movie. Didn’t know a lot going into it and it was definitely different than what I expected. My girlfriend really liked it too. Her first Funko Pop was Alita. ❤️

[@arc4859]

Do Netflix Daredevil already And Endgame I guess but y’all were already gonna do that.

[@AnshumanKumar007]

They are never going to do it. I've been commenting for years.

[@arc4859]

Anshuman Kumar Me too. Literally since before the Defenders came out.

[@methodology8]

I'm just going to keep liking your comment till I die

[@lincolnbeckett8791]

This movie was fantastic. Please, if you didn't watch it, DO NOT sleep on this film. It so deserves the support and a sequel!!!

[@RevanJJ]

Loved this movie. Really hoping for a sequel. CGI looks amazing. Story follows the Manga great, but adapts as best you can to a movie. Heart, action, & pretty much everything I want in a new Franchise. I think with Robert Rodriguez’s and James Cameron’s pull, they can make anything they want, including a sequel.

[@brentage5000]

This movie was fracking awesome and deserves more attention and enough sequels to tell the whole story

[@BigLennyBekowski]

Thanks for the JoJo love Screen Junkies 😭

[@OfficalF4nTaTv]

Yeah either you a Jojo fan or you don't know that your a jojo fan yet.

[@GenesisAUT]

Next you'll say "Joseph is best Jojo"

[@12jswilson]

@@GenesisAUT and then later you'll find out about Jotaro

[@megashark1013]

@@12jswilson Jotaro is only any good in Parts 4 and 6. In Part 3 he's a boring bland, edgelord with almost no character development and very limited relationships with anyone apart from old Joseph. Joseph is much funnier, much more entertaining, more likeable, and more complex. Part 3 Jotaro is not a deep character, no matter what people say. He's a cliche.

[@jegerslvjegers5380]

@@12jswilson Under Jotaro's cool facade he is so silly. Jotaro's favorite color is transparent. He reguralry puts cigarrets in his mouth for other amusement. He thinks he is very expressive.

[@ShootAUT]

I think it's as faithful as a big budgeted Hollywood adaption of a manga can be, and for that alone I love that movie. The only real flaws of the movie are pretty much the same flaws the manga has (pretty much everything with Yugo). And who the f expected a conclusion? Ghost in the Shell wasn't _that_ bad either.

[@BroAnarchy]

"Ghost in the Shell wasn't _that_ bad, either..." Yeah, minus that they changed the story and removed some characters, and took out elements from the original movie back in the 90's..........

[@SakurakoLover]

@@BroAnarchy And Ghost in the Shell was rewritten by *Bayformers 2-4 writer....*

[@gpearce11]

Ghost in the Shell could probably comfortably take second place, but it had enough glaring flaws that it’s not close.

[@mrspeigel3593]

It wasnt that good either just very meh

[@ArawnOfAnnwn]

GitS movie was absolutely that bad.

[@matyankuat]

never watch the anime...but after watching this movie..i literally have to buy another ticket to watch it again....it was so good.my top10 fav movie.

[@fennecmurder3217]

Dude read the comic book, WAYYYYYYYYYYYY Better

[@MrCmon113]

Skip the anime, read the manga.

[@DonnaBrooks]

​@@fennecmurder3217 I've seen other people say that. What is it about the comic book that is so much better than the movie?

[@scp_foundation_user1433]

Why not just watch the anime for free online?

[@KOTYAR0]

"Smithers! Release the saws!" Holy shit, this is brilliant

[@imthepresident]

LOVED this movie! There were definitely a lot of blades now that I think about it.

[@LupineShadowOmega]

They actually mention why in the movie. Blades are the go to weapon of the setting outside of official law enforcement personnel.

[@hinikko1240]

Soon to be blade actor... lol

[@closbauer3572]

And the Blade soon to be was a great nod

[@7MukuroRealm]

The reason for all the blades is because guns and other projectiles have been outlawed by Zalem for drone use only, so melee weapons are the only choices.

[@corporaterock6543]

For the Spiderman far from home honest trailer, in Tom Holland's voice say "Emissary from Hell, Supaidaman".

[@spongeyspikes09]

Wait his spiderman voice or his normal voice?

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

Sure, but “I’m the man who befriends young boys” instead.

[@Emppu_T.]

Best movie of 2019 so far. And man was that rollerblading comparison accurate! Great honest trailer

[@ricksanchez8852]

Emppu T. R u joking?

[@Emppu_T.]

@@ricksanchez8852 wubba lubba dub dub

[@apachehelicopter6425]

Please say : "ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA" Or "ZA WARUDO !! TOKI WO TOMARE !!"

[@mugenusv8290]

Let's go with WRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[@apachehelicopter6425]

@@mugenusv8290 that also should do it !!!

[@fulviopontarollo2952]

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!

[@akarial2713]

ROAD ROLLER DAAAAA !!

[@JetStreamSheet540]

STANDO POWAAA!!!

[@OnyxLee]

“Optimus Crime” in your iconic voice! Gold!

[@Bryanspro1]

OPTIMUS CRIME.... I just can't... omg 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@ZaCloud-Animations___she-her]

As a HUGE fan of the manga and this movie... I LOVED the "starring" segment. So creative! References-as-puns that also totally summarized the characters. Absolutely hilarious! XD Extremely witty!

[@Keithustus]

‘Pentium for a Dream’ was too good and I had to pause it to collect myself.

[@Akitando]

Uhhh If James Cameron did a JoJo arc, THAT would be super amazing, way more amazing than some blue dudes in hugging trees!!

[@ericbjohnson1745]

The time has come! Please say in your epic voice "Was that a Jojo's reference!?"

[@ErmenBlankenberg]

I understood that reference.

[@ErmenBlankenberg]

"There's always time for a JoJos reference!"

[@ericbjohnson1745]

You could try to not make one, but it's USELESS, USELESS, USELESS, USELESS!!!!

[@CharterForGaming]

The first time I saw the trailer. I saw "Atilla: Battle Angel" And I haven't been able to un-see it since.

[@Keithustus]

Dyslexic?

[@skullduggerysmiles8393]

Got to admit I loved this excellent film.

[@ethanworner864]

Now you need to do an honest trailer for JoJo

[@melonlord1414]

I can kinda imagine how it would go: "Are you fed up of Hollywood portraying women with unrealistic body standards. Look at this Anime, that does the same thing with male bodies way more extreme. Watch how this very international Family safes the world of Aztec vampires over and over again. Meet the first JoJo, that grows up with a guy that's so bad, that he kicks a puppy in the first few seconds he's on screen. Meet the second JoJo, with the super power to end other people's sandwiches... Starring the soft one, the ball's one, the Japanese one and the blond one... Jojo the vampire slayer" More or less. I might be wrong, though

[@Ahsoka_Hyrule]

YAS

[@Shouziroku]

@@melonlord1414 You forgot about the torture dance and the poses. SHAME

[@MrGamelover23]

@@melonlord1414 the first joke applies more to Baki.

[@melonlord1414]

@@MrGamelover23 there ist always a better example ^^

[@themysteriousredwarriorblo1662]

I love this movie!!!! I hope we get a sequel.

[@albertc.598]

I wan't the dvd but is not on sale yet so I don't spect this to be released soon...

[@Mauro0]

@@albertc.598 the blue ray​ is already available. How come the Dvd is not?

[@albertc.598]

@@Mauro0 not in my Country.

[@KingJellalTV]

James Cameron's JoJo's.... what have you ignited upon us?

[@gilduma8456]

Isn't that Zoolander?

[@ukmonk]

Alita was an awesome movie!! Hope we get a sequel.

[@eliyafethsoto1309]

If y'all want a sequel you'd better buy up those Blu Rays to show there's an actual audience for it.

[@Castitalus]

I bought three copies. I'm doing my part.

[@Carlisho]

Bro we trying our best, I heard people in China was watching the movie up to 10 times to help those Box Office numbers.

[@hlb979]

not out in my country yet, thus bought digital now - and the Blu Ray as soon as is made available

[@DeadSoul534]

Announcer: That feels like a skip-able cut-scene in a final fantasy game. Also Announcer: *shows clip of unskip-able cut-scene*

[@ethannewland3109]

Big oof

[@LuDogg805]

I love this movie... I took my little brother for his birthday to watch it, and I was the hero... the "cool big brother"...

[@45Luis11]

Please say: "I wish I worked at cinema sins". Hahahahaha

[@Medaumplay3]

That even allowed?

[@KingKuuga]

Who would wish for that?

[@teraxe]

Said no one ever.

[@stephenkohl9789]

correction please read my comment and give it a like

[@crozraven]

YEP, thank goodness this is an amazing movie. we need more respectful anime/manga adaptation movies instead of cheap knock off trying to ride popularity. Also "Oldboy" IS a great manga adaptation movie too btw.

[@theichi4135]

I liked speed racer

[@minski76]

2:20 Well, at least they hired someone who actually speaks German to say the German words. Because experience tells me that neither a Japanese nor an American would even have gotten close to pronouncing Panzerkunst correctly... :)

[@kingofbudokai]

As an American, i'm gonna have to hard disagree that Panzerkunst is even remotely hard to pronounce correctly.

[@preacherjohn]

Translates to "armoured skill" or "tank jutsu" if you like.. XD

[@joy_villa]

I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THIS FILM!!