Everything Wrong With Alita: Battle Angel in 17 Minutes or Less

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James Cameron and Robert Rodriguez created something special with Alita: Battle Angel. They also created something messy and full of sins. So...
Next week: '80s sins and recent scary sins.
Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
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@gunk6774
@gunk6774 5 жыл бұрын
I love how hes just so obsessed with that guy in the small hat
@deepthought0447
@deepthought0447 4 жыл бұрын
The conical hat man, get the fuck out!!! Lol
@sirarandor
@sirarandor 4 жыл бұрын
I had tears XD
@Astroman10
@Astroman10 4 жыл бұрын
This is how I watch movies, even if they are fantastic! I'm like, woo that's a T-Rex eating that goat while sprinkler rains down on him. Is that part of the Environment Control for the T-Rex? I mean they built this in a rainforest and it's raining during the scene so the sprinkler is like your neighbors' during a thunderstorm!
@chrisallie2224
@chrisallie2224 4 жыл бұрын
Hat man bat man balls
@MANTUEFLIE2
@MANTUEFLIE2 4 жыл бұрын
Who isnt
@Derek_Keenan
@Derek_Keenan 5 жыл бұрын
I know I’m nitpicking, but handing her the orange was obviously a test to see if she remembered that it needed to be peeled or not.
@FishHeavens
@FishHeavens 5 жыл бұрын
And also to give it a funny way in the movie ,nothing bad with i find ,just seen the face was already funny
@gentblue
@gentblue 5 жыл бұрын
It was more of an asshole test.
@Derek_Keenan
@Derek_Keenan 5 жыл бұрын
gentblue I’ll give you an asshole test
@johnP0908
@johnP0908 4 жыл бұрын
I mean that's what he does, he nitpicks and add sarcasm for entertainment, and so far it's working.
@Derek_Keenan
@Derek_Keenan 4 жыл бұрын
TheMountain John if you watch the old ones, they’re mostly all legitimate criticisms and flaws in the movie. Nowadays it seems like they just cram as many statements in as possible. Don’t get me wrong, I still enjoy the videos, I just wish they would take out some of the stupid shit that makes no sense, like this. Every video doesn’t need to be 20 minutes long 🙄
@brentacomoose
@brentacomoose 5 жыл бұрын
That's like telling a toddler, "Go ahead and run this 5k. See what happens." Does anyone have toddler I can borrow? I'm about to revolutionize parenting.
@axelfoley133
@axelfoley133 4 жыл бұрын
You want a toddler? I can get you a toddler, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toddler by 3 o'clock this afternoon...
@smukase
@smukase 4 жыл бұрын
@Alex CREEP!
@axelfoley133
@axelfoley133 4 жыл бұрын
@@smukase Clearly not a Big Lebowski fan lol ;)
@Felix-xw6du
@Felix-xw6du 4 жыл бұрын
smukase Instead of saying @Alex You could have just tapped his name
@Felix-xw6du
@Felix-xw6du 4 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute
@ronanelliott9709
@ronanelliott9709 4 жыл бұрын
Doctor: *pulls out a rocket-powered hammer* Me: "I'm going to enjoy this movie."
@mkzhero
@mkzhero 4 жыл бұрын
Its a shame they nerfed and left him out really, he was a real badass in the anime/manga, kicked so much ass you wouldn't believe with how much a useless sissy he's shown as here
@triomegazero
@triomegazero 4 жыл бұрын
Major props for getting the visuals right though. I'd forgotten about the rocket hammer until I saw it.
@dancrane3807
@dancrane3807 4 жыл бұрын
And...then you didn't. Or at least, then I didn't.
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor 3 жыл бұрын
@@mkzhero most importantly, I like that his taste for violence stems from a really dark side of his soul.
@thenoteworthy1298
@thenoteworthy1298 2 жыл бұрын
It’s called a super-sledge Yes That was a Fallout reference
@debbiehf05
@debbiehf05 5 жыл бұрын
Movie: *Has Logo* CinemaSins: So you have chosen... death.
@GrymmSoul
@GrymmSoul 5 жыл бұрын
"You have elected the way.....of PAIN!"
@RapperRank
@RapperRank 5 жыл бұрын
Best line delivery in any movie ever 😭
@yosifbaiee6902
@yosifbaiee6902 5 жыл бұрын
Cinemasins: Logo Come here you fucking bitch
@nicolaufialho9104
@nicolaufialho9104 5 жыл бұрын
"Embrace the power of the sin, or embrace your one distruction"
@whitealliance9540
@whitealliance9540 5 жыл бұрын
Movie: has logo Cinemasins: aww shiit here we go again
@tskmaster3837
@tskmaster3837 5 жыл бұрын
11:09 "... and now her bush is legendary." OK... No, I can't top that. You win this round, CinemaSins.
@daviscarl3766
@daviscarl3766 5 жыл бұрын
Tskmaster that’s bushist
@MisteRRYouTuby
@MisteRRYouTuby 5 жыл бұрын
I can...or rather Ed Scissorhands can. Have you SEEN his works?
@shotime95
@shotime95 5 жыл бұрын
what's a bush? I don't get it
@generalwolf35gaming
@generalwolf35gaming 5 жыл бұрын
which bush? lol
@shotime95
@shotime95 5 жыл бұрын
@@busimagen OHH....
@LasairNova
@LasairNova 5 жыл бұрын
CinemaSins: "We're finally gonna see a full moterball match, that's the best part of the mov... Goddamn it!" My thoughts exactly at the end.
@hiffahyphae6707
@hiffahyphae6707 5 жыл бұрын
Me too! Me and my family where so happy to finally see a full motorball scene but then it was the end of the movie
@Testifiable
@Testifiable 5 жыл бұрын
Yup! My thoughts were "omg this is going to be awesome, kick some ass then raid the city. Wait what? That's it? She held up the sword like Arthas and that's it?? God damnit.."
@izlshf5879
@izlshf5879 5 жыл бұрын
Same. My whole family was like ' Whaatt?'
@agreenr6915
@agreenr6915 4 жыл бұрын
Here's another nit pick for that last scene she couldn't have brought that sword into the arena hand held weapons as well as projectile and spray/radiating weapons are forbidden
@Joreel
@Joreel 4 жыл бұрын
Just wait til the make a movie from book 2 of the Manga.
@kapsi
@kapsi 5 жыл бұрын
I liked how Jennifer Connelly just kinda walked into whatever scene needed her
@CaptainSeato
@CaptainSeato 4 жыл бұрын
I liked how Jennifer Connelly just kind of looks GREAT in stockings. :v
@pault846
@pault846 4 жыл бұрын
It's funny because she was in the hulk with Eric banner or whatever then Edward Norton was the next hulk n I think he's the enemy in this movie. Lol
@Astroman10
@Astroman10 4 жыл бұрын
@@pault846 ok CinemaSins made an Edward Norton reference and now you are and I am really confused. He's not in this movie! I mean I haven't seen this movie because I have learned my lesson not to trust manga inspired movies (Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, Drag ... 🤢🤮 Sorry I can't say that one without getting sick) but what gives?
@pault846
@pault846 4 жыл бұрын
@@Astroman10 yeah he is lol he's the bad guy at the end on top of that building. He's the owner of the building they are trying to climb. Look again
@Astroman10
@Astroman10 4 жыл бұрын
@@pault846 o so they gave him the Passengers treatment of Andy Garcia! Well worse; at least Andy Garcia got actual face time!
@qwertyboi9519
@qwertyboi9519 5 жыл бұрын
To be honest, this movie was WAY better than I thought it was going to be.
@daggerhell99
@daggerhell99 5 жыл бұрын
Like seriously it was good, and different.
@edi9892
@edi9892 5 жыл бұрын
I was going in with the feeling that it would be like Suicide Squad (something funny, but not worth remembering), but I actually enjoyed it quite a bit more, though it was obviously flawed and had pacing issues.
@biffyguybiffy6292
@biffyguybiffy6292 5 жыл бұрын
Nah it was pretty bad.
@jjcymbolic
@jjcymbolic 5 жыл бұрын
Same. It wasn't outstanding, but it's sometimes good to go in with bottomfeeder low expectations. I ended up pleasantly surprised
@danoneall4013
@danoneall4013 5 жыл бұрын
Really?? It didn't look interesting at all. Maybe I will check it out
@miaryaigne6379
@miaryaigne6379 5 жыл бұрын
> Sins for characters playing Motorball > Sins for characters not playing Motorball
@FH-cn3mg
@FH-cn3mg 5 жыл бұрын
Sins you for bringing up Sin Sinning. *ding*
@beetar.t.6153
@beetar.t.6153 4 жыл бұрын
CinemaSins Logic
@Astroman10
@Astroman10 4 жыл бұрын
It's almost like the sins don't matter, just like the actors from the tv show I'm quoting right now, they don't matter!
@Astroman10
@Astroman10 4 жыл бұрын
Wait when did he ever sin anyone for playing motorball?! He sins Atila for thinking she's a badass motorball player after losing a battle to one of her motorball opponents. He sins the video for not having a complete motorball match! If you mean the Speed Racer reference then you and almost 600 other people have not seen that movie to get the joke! "Trying to call out CinemaSins on their bullshit but failing horribly" cliché ... DING! Shit I left out Speed Racer from my other reply! Don't watch Speed Racer just to make the reference!
@beckettmaffei
@beckettmaffei 4 жыл бұрын
@Patrick Miguel M. Andrade that's not him. It's a different guy who created it, they're not affiliated.
@FirstnameLastname-ll1ji
@FirstnameLastname-ll1ji 5 жыл бұрын
CinemaSins: "This movie is already more visually interesting than Avatar!" CinemaSins on the same topic: " *S I N* " huh
@mon_nobi
@mon_nobi 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah CinemaSins has really dipped in quality. They've lost their bite. It used to be pointing out lapses in internal or external logic and other actually sinable offenses that both good, bad, and average movies make, but now it's just pure pettiness for the sake of views. Hey CinemaSins, rage clicks is not a sustainable business model. And to prove that point, I'm out, for good. More superhero film analysis videos it is then
@dirtypure2023
@dirtypure2023 5 жыл бұрын
>watches only "superhero analysis videos" now, no more CinemaSins ever because "quality" imagine mfw
@xianeli8473
@xianeli8473 5 жыл бұрын
@@mon_nobi That was possibly the gayest comeback I've ever witness in my shitty life
@dirtypure2023
@dirtypure2023 5 жыл бұрын
@@mon_nobi lol
@mon_nobi
@mon_nobi 5 жыл бұрын
​@@xianeli8473 well judging by your use of gayness as a pejorative you're probably like 11yrs old so don't worry you have the rest of your shitty life ahead of you to find better comebacks
@zyourzgrandzmaz
@zyourzgrandzmaz 4 жыл бұрын
Artists: how big should her eyes be? Writers table: *yes*
@CaptainSeato
@CaptainSeato 4 жыл бұрын
Sad, really, since the actress's natural eyes are very pretty, like Sonita Henry's (the similarly unnecessarily "big-eyed" doctor at the beginning of the first Star Trek reboot film). Also proves that Cameron doesn't know the source material, since every character that meets Alita in the manga comments that her most unusual feature are her exceptionally full, "octopus lips."
@anthonywagner2898
@anthonywagner2898 4 жыл бұрын
@ Fuck no they are ugly
@sergejcvetkovic9805
@sergejcvetkovic9805 4 жыл бұрын
*Laugh's in animated movie's*
@richardchen592
@richardchen592 4 жыл бұрын
Laughs in ANIME
@VJETRA
@VJETRA 4 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainSeato Nope
@G-Unit1111
@G-Unit1111 5 жыл бұрын
After watching this, I really want to see a movie called "Just F*ck Already!!!". Easiest romantic comedy script ever written!
@SuperMurray2009
@SuperMurray2009 5 жыл бұрын
I Kno right? What do people see in this movie?
@papeya_Pics
@papeya_Pics 5 жыл бұрын
How is this 18 hours ago?
@TemmiePlays
@TemmiePlays 5 жыл бұрын
@@SuperMurray2009 CGI Jail bait.
@dontstop2517
@dontstop2517 5 жыл бұрын
on evil angel theres a lot of films with that concept
@Ralathar44
@Ralathar44 5 жыл бұрын
So what you are looking for is anime, because there are so so SO many animes where you have 2 main love interests going the entire show never getting anywhere with each other.
@halcionkoenig243
@halcionkoenig243 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the Alita Manga was released in 1990, basically predating a LOT of the tropes you've seen on TV for the last 29 years.
@garymarshall7559
@garymarshall7559 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, pretty much every trope sinned was invented in Battle Angel.
@NeoIsrafil
@NeoIsrafil 5 жыл бұрын
Did they ever actually finish the story? It's been well over 20 years since I checked but last time they didnt have plans to go further. Maybe I'll go look again...
@Egeslean
@Egeslean 5 жыл бұрын
@@NeoIsrafil Yes they did, at least as her 'adult' self. A story revolving around her time on Mars was started.
@AsDeft
@AsDeft 5 жыл бұрын
The villain monologue in movies dates back even as far as the 60s, definitely a cliche still.
@chaotic_enby2625
@chaotic_enby2625 5 жыл бұрын
Many of them were only in the movie though.
@gcfnomadd
@gcfnomadd 5 жыл бұрын
Stalker chick..."F*king run dude!" I almost pissed myself lmaoooooo
@edi9892
@edi9892 5 жыл бұрын
That scene was epic! Especially his comment...
@gcfnomadd
@gcfnomadd 5 жыл бұрын
@@edi9892 haha too funny
@steveweigner6941
@steveweigner6941 5 жыл бұрын
"She woke up with pruning shears for an arm and now her bush is legendary" Best quote... XD XD ZD
@alveolate
@alveolate 5 жыл бұрын
she asked for a temporary arm and they heard topiary
@TheCheshireMadcat
@TheCheshireMadcat 4 жыл бұрын
I hurt something laughing at that line.
@NavyMig964
@NavyMig964 4 жыл бұрын
This is the best quote. Brilliant!
@beanb34n95
@beanb34n95 4 жыл бұрын
11:02 if you need it
@nkosanaroy4993
@nkosanaroy4993 4 жыл бұрын
I died😂😂
@theedenshaw
@theedenshaw 5 жыл бұрын
Cat in the Hat sins already! I’m BEGGING YOU
@Snoke1912
@Snoke1912 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Fictionboy16
@Fictionboy16 5 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see of they do a bonus round of adult humor or just add 1,000 sins for all of the said humor in the movie, especially if the movie is based on a short story for children.
@calebproductions1264
@calebproductions1264 5 жыл бұрын
Did that movie even came out in the 80s?
@Fictionboy16
@Fictionboy16 5 жыл бұрын
@@calebproductions1264 No. 2003.
@Precious-K
@Precious-K 5 жыл бұрын
@@calebproductions1264 Nope, it came out in 2003. It was...odd
@iangarywhittington
@iangarywhittington 5 жыл бұрын
"I have so many bio questions...I am so confused about how any of this works" Things I said to my college girlfriend somehow ends up in a CinemaSins video!
@BNuts
@BNuts 5 жыл бұрын
How likely is it most of the questions are answered in the manga?
@shredderx3290
@shredderx3290 5 жыл бұрын
*DING*
@raze_6593
@raze_6593 5 жыл бұрын
@@BNuts If I remember correctly, Mars was never once mentioned in at least the first entire part of the manga, which goes way beyond what was shown here.
@BNuts
@BNuts 5 жыл бұрын
@@raze_6593 To be fair, Mars is very off the beaten path for where the story starts. It's cool if that's actually part of the story, though I do question how Ido knew about all that. Maybe they're worried about how much they can cram into the movies (assuming they get the support for sequels) because it's possible they may not get the chance to make them. So they're trying to include as much as they can just in case. In a way that's counterintuitive, since leaving mysteries for later movies to solve is one way to put in a sequel hook.
@SheepShade
@SheepShade 5 жыл бұрын
I'm 30 and still confused about so many things about my girlfriend...
@santinofallon
@santinofallon 5 жыл бұрын
Movie opening Cinema Sins:*angry noises
@whyhe11othere
@whyhe11othere 5 жыл бұрын
Stop copy pasting old jokes
@filmandfirearms
@filmandfirearms 5 жыл бұрын
I don't get why he sinned Ido taking an eye from a dead robot. He salvages dead robots, so if he finds an intact eye, he's going to take it, particularly if it's something special
@whyhe11othere
@whyhe11othere 5 жыл бұрын
@@filmandfirearms i guess to stretch the video time
@filmandfirearms
@filmandfirearms 5 жыл бұрын
@@whyhe11othere By, like, 3 seconds, out of an 18 minute video. CinemaSins used to be good, but then, for no apparent reason, they decided to start sinning literally fucking everything. He sinned this movie because of a compliment he made towards it, for fucks sake!
@DevanteWeary
@DevanteWeary 5 жыл бұрын
@@filmandfirearms - Yeah it used to be stuff like "that's not how it works on real life" or "why didn't they just leave the house?" but now it's " they made the logo match the futuristic setting" and " literally nothing *ding*".
@kazuonamikiri6556
@kazuonamikiri6556 4 жыл бұрын
Before I even watch this I’m gonna say... I waited almost twenty years for this movie and they didn’t arse it up,so please be gentle. XD
@kazuonamikiri6556
@kazuonamikiri6556 4 жыл бұрын
No sins off for “F*ck your mercy?” :( Other than that great video. Love how you threw in a Dark Angel reference at the end. That was basically Cameron’s test run for this movie.
@justjukka
@justjukka 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, bless you! I only had to wait 5, and that was enough!
@GyorBox
@GyorBox 4 жыл бұрын
You mean like they arsed up Ender's Game...? I'm still pissed at that..
@calebfielding6352
@calebfielding6352 3 жыл бұрын
@@GyorBox Problem with enders game is that it should have been made into two movies. To much story for one.
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor 3 жыл бұрын
@@calebfielding6352 as a single movie, Ender's game wasn't really so bad.
@tonig2255
@tonig2255 5 жыл бұрын
"But did she build it IN A CAVE?" RIP Tony Stark, you will always be in our thoughts
@priscillajimenez27
@priscillajimenez27 5 жыл бұрын
I was wondering if anyone else got the reference lol
@rushalias8511
@rushalias8511 5 жыл бұрын
@Brandon Quist looking at where he found her. She is basically scrap
@EvilNecroid
@EvilNecroid 5 жыл бұрын
i was just watching iron man like half an hour ago
@thetinthdoctor
@thetinthdoctor 5 жыл бұрын
@sheldon pereira Well, good for you.
@mitchelvanwijk
@mitchelvanwijk 5 жыл бұрын
@sheldon pereira wow so edgy
@magby3346
@magby3346 5 жыл бұрын
"I wish James Cameron spent more time here than in Pandora" was the collective thought of humanity.
@mrbojangles8133
@mrbojangles8133 5 жыл бұрын
Avatar was OK for then
@kukukukukuku7244
@kukukukukuku7244 5 жыл бұрын
yawn, trash.
@hannahdodd2898
@hannahdodd2898 5 жыл бұрын
I prefer freaky cool alien planet to dystopian Earth any day.
@leithesocialistyuricon8981
@leithesocialistyuricon8981 5 жыл бұрын
Magby read as I heard it lol..
@whitealliance9540
@whitealliance9540 5 жыл бұрын
Omg i love avatar... Cant wait to go back. Just hope they dont fuk it up or get cheesy ...
@caitlinhope5434
@caitlinhope5434 5 жыл бұрын
Missed a sin: when Grewiska comes into the bar and Alita asks for their help, the hunter-warriors say "he doesnt have a mark" then Grewiska LITERALLY KILLS A HUNTER-WARRIOR IN FRONT OF ALL OF THEM.
@agreenr6915
@agreenr6915 4 жыл бұрын
There's more wrong with that scene if you read the source material no one wanted a piece because Grewiska was a very dangerous mark who's been on the wanted list for months for crimes of mass (brain) murder and brain eating
@benjaminkemer6428
@benjaminkemer6428 4 жыл бұрын
@@agreenr6915 Plus I just checked it out of the library. They didn't fight inside the bar. Zapan said no way he would fight it and he and Alita got in a fight outside.
@agreenr6915
@agreenr6915 4 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminkemer6428 and in the re-release Grewiska is now Makaku they fight in the sewers bellow the scrapyard after Makaku steals the "power body" from the fighting pits champion gladiator and this time doesn't butcher the dog with his grind cutters
@sesfilmsllc
@sesfilmsllc 5 жыл бұрын
An anime adaptation that’s actually good? What sorcery is this????!!!!!
@muysli.y1855
@muysli.y1855 4 жыл бұрын
Nice joke dude
@mastasexyrobotblasta4790
@mastasexyrobotblasta4790 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha. Good one!
@Not_4uoo
@Not_4uoo 4 жыл бұрын
J Allen They maked the OVA and mix in some of the source material which resulted in some character development not being fully developed
@VladGrim
@VladGrim 4 жыл бұрын
@J Allen It was almost identical to the source material (animated movie) so it's as good as we can get lol
@VladGrim
@VladGrim 4 жыл бұрын
@J Allen I'm saying the manga doesn't matter (because only older fans know it anyway)
@josephcohen734
@josephcohen734 5 жыл бұрын
CinemaSins: "It's like watching a VHS tape of someone reading a book to you!" Me, remembering the first time I saw The Princess Bride
@primmoore6232
@primmoore6232 5 жыл бұрын
but THIS VHS is only someone reading the book. No beautiful visualized princesses, farm boys, giants, ROUS. Just. Boring. Tedious. Reading. Points for finding a cool new way to say "exposition!"
@hybridvitae6608
@hybridvitae6608 5 жыл бұрын
Well played
@jarednil69
@jarednil69 5 жыл бұрын
The only thing I didn't really like about this movie was the Hugo storyline.
@lilkidd8936
@lilkidd8936 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed. I didn't see the actual movie but it seems boring. I'd rather just watch the badass robot lady kick ass, y'know
@NerdGirlReview
@NerdGirlReview 5 жыл бұрын
You’re kinda supposed to not like his storyline . At least that’s how it is in the books. It’s the naïve love that doesn’t work, betrayal to her, and then she goes on a bender into motorball is morally ambiguous and learns from her mistakes then ACTUALLY finds love at one point....but it’s a good way to introduce the world and pain.....books are way better I promise
@kislayparashar
@kislayparashar 5 жыл бұрын
And the way exposition is dumped on you the entire time. This movie is way too overstuffed and all of this movie is just setup for the sequels.
@yikaiye9241
@yikaiye9241 5 жыл бұрын
jarednil69 He is very immature and selfish and most importantly he is a coward and a liar. He really doesn’t deserve anything. I was hoping he would die at some point because I don’t want to see Aliya wasting more emotions on this little baby and I had to say in the end I was pretty satisfied.
@yikaiye9241
@yikaiye9241 5 жыл бұрын
*Alita
@murphy2225
@murphy2225 5 жыл бұрын
"But did she build it in a cave?" I understood that reference!
@liannapfister8255
@liannapfister8255 5 жыл бұрын
I didn’t please explain
@jeneralgod
@jeneralgod 5 жыл бұрын
@@liannapfister8255 i think it's an iron man reference
@FawzanSiddiqui
@FawzanSiddiqui 5 жыл бұрын
@@liannapfister8255 It's a line from Iron Man (2008): "Tony Stark built this in a cave! With a box of scraps!"
@liannapfister8255
@liannapfister8255 5 жыл бұрын
Ok cool Thanks guys
@Catubrannos
@Catubrannos 5 жыл бұрын
@@FawzanSiddiqui So did Batman though.
@emZee1994
@emZee1994 5 жыл бұрын
This movie was amazing, it would be criminal if they don't make many sequels to follow
@kmms4720
@kmms4720 5 жыл бұрын
most def; the way it ended BEGS for a part 2
@IfonlyIwasaGecko
@IfonlyIwasaGecko 5 жыл бұрын
Emir EC 777
@IfonlyIwasaGecko
@IfonlyIwasaGecko 5 жыл бұрын
777
@SophiepTran
@SophiepTran 4 жыл бұрын
The movie only covers the first 2 volumes. There's a lot more material. Even for a trilogy if they want.
@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495
@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495 4 жыл бұрын
@@SophiepTran meh, I like mortal engines more.
@fopeezy3097
@fopeezy3097 5 жыл бұрын
@5:28, She actually has spikes on the back of her elbows that were stuck in the wall. I wondered that too a while back.
@lumoneko299
@lumoneko299 5 жыл бұрын
I just thought the body shaped dent made by her impact held her weight long enough for Alita to smash her head.
@WoodlandDrake
@WoodlandDrake 5 жыл бұрын
I thought that it was because "anime"
@elliottsloma8672
@elliottsloma8672 5 жыл бұрын
This is honestly the nerdiest thing I’ve ever heard
@HaveRandomQuestions
@HaveRandomQuestions 5 жыл бұрын
Nuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrr ....duh
@cybernight9720
@cybernight9720 5 жыл бұрын
No, because the body slides down and the head is still stuck in the wall.
@Drivertilldeath
@Drivertilldeath 5 жыл бұрын
killed a dog you say....... I know a guy who is great with a pencil. let me call him. hes got thing for people who kill dogs.
@sandworm4579
@sandworm4579 5 жыл бұрын
John Wick 4
@sebasdavis8081
@sebasdavis8081 5 жыл бұрын
I think john wick could kick her ass
@lightning6778
@lightning6778 5 жыл бұрын
Jake Davis sorry mate as much as I like John wick,he’d get brutally killed by any ordinary hunter warrior,I think zapan is more than enough for him.I can see alita easily toying around with him until he dies of exhaustion.
@sebasdavis8081
@sebasdavis8081 5 жыл бұрын
@@lightning6778 But john wick has an army of 9 year olds
@xero1782
@xero1782 5 жыл бұрын
@Costas JT 3D then you dont know who celebrity jesus is.
@Darkwisdom9
@Darkwisdom9 5 жыл бұрын
One sin input - Alita's manga was written before Serenity came out.
@memorra
@memorra 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, that's the joke little grasshopper.
@SeanWheeler100
@SeanWheeler100 5 жыл бұрын
So what? The movie still came out after.
@NeoTechni
@NeoTechni 5 жыл бұрын
@@SeanWheeler100 but the anime with the same things, came out before Serenity.
@ЄвгенІванченко-т3т
@ЄвгенІванченко-т3т 5 жыл бұрын
@@SeanWheeler100 So Elyium and Serenity were stealing from Alita.
@memorra
@memorra 5 жыл бұрын
@@NeoTechni As I said already. That is the joke. The writer of Firefly/Serenity was influenced by the manga, so saying this movie ripped off that movie is funny because it is clearly untrue. This channel isn't about reviews, and facts and depicting nothing but the most accurate of statements. It is a satirical channel that makes fun of the movie, the audience, the source material and above all else, the viewers. It is laughably sad that so many people still do not understand this.
@bwillsskates2638
@bwillsskates2638 4 жыл бұрын
This movie was great, never seen fight scenes look so cool tbh. I don't know why people think this movie is bad, every other Hollywood live action anime is bad. This shit was beautiful
@propheinx2250
@propheinx2250 3 жыл бұрын
Because they get a look at the loudest voices singing its praise and they get turned off.
@bbqenjoyer
@bbqenjoyer 5 жыл бұрын
Movie: *has Logo* Cinema Sins: If you haven't noticed, you have fallen right into my trap.
@cthulhufhtagn2483
@cthulhufhtagn2483 5 жыл бұрын
CinemaSins: Complains about lack of farmland. Me: Did you not notice the GIANT FARM MACHINE less than 30 seconds ago?!?!?!
@Rastrelly
@Rastrelly 5 жыл бұрын
Also in pipe sequence you can see huge landmass covered with agricultural infrastructure spread to the horizon.
@RiceReaper
@RiceReaper 5 жыл бұрын
That looked more like barren wasteland than farmland
@williamoldaker5348
@williamoldaker5348 5 жыл бұрын
one EMP and this movie's reality would be shredded.
@Bruh-sq5bo
@Bruh-sq5bo 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@edumacted
@edumacted 5 жыл бұрын
Just go on a 15 killstreak, 14 if you got hardline on.
@MisteRRYouTuby
@MisteRRYouTuby 5 жыл бұрын
How do you think the other floating cities fell?
@MostHighEmperorPalpatine
@MostHighEmperorPalpatine 5 жыл бұрын
That isn't how EMPs work lol
@F1ll1nTh3Blanks
@F1ll1nTh3Blanks 5 жыл бұрын
🤣 Well assuming they didn't have contingencies.
@frankbruder3097
@frankbruder3097 4 жыл бұрын
"Sentence: recast with Jessica Alba" Is that a reference to Dark Angel? Because James Cameron took a lot of inspiration for that show from Alita. It was basically his budget version of Alita at a time when even with a bigger budget he might not have been able to put his vision of Alita to the screen because the technology wasn't advanced enough yet. So "recast with Jessica Alba" has already happened.
@TimTE01
@TimTE01 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for explaining the joke.
@eaux
@eaux 5 жыл бұрын
The whole Hugo story arc is the necessary sin to make Alita feel hurt and badass mad enough to rise against Nova/Zalem...in the future sequel if there is gonna be one
@WillSnipeForSkittles
@WillSnipeForSkittles 5 жыл бұрын
eaux I thought it was ridiculous how basically she forgives him and saves him and they put him in a cyborg body. Then he decides well fuck everything here and literally decides to just walk up to zalem. Then the ring cuts him up and he falls to his death. And that’s all in the last 15 minutes. Like that’s it? That’s what happened?
@EnigmaSeeker2012UAP
@EnigmaSeeker2012UAP 5 жыл бұрын
@@WillSnipeForSkittles there is more back story for him in the manga. See my Alita videos. Support the DVD.
@SheepShade
@SheepShade 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe, but he's still the worst part about the movie.
@kakashiMEK
@kakashiMEK 5 жыл бұрын
@@WillSnipeForSkittles they were too rush on his character development, had to read the manga to get what he did.
@Tairai_Daos
@Tairai_Daos 5 жыл бұрын
They made Hugo a more sympathetic character in the movie vs the manga. In the manga it was Alita who was smitten, Hugo just wanted up to Tipheras/Zalem.
@dirt1504
@dirt1504 5 жыл бұрын
*keyboard is dirty* Cinema Sins: That sin cannot be forgiven
@cross172
@cross172 5 жыл бұрын
At the end, when you do all the memes, I was expecting to hear Robin Williams from Robots, saying “Gimme those eyes! Big eyes! Big eyes! Gimme big anime eyes!”
@HurricaneDDragon
@HurricaneDDragon 5 жыл бұрын
Cross No one remembers that movie.
@Philosophical24
@Philosophical24 5 жыл бұрын
Pirate Style Jutsu I remember it to this day so don’t speak for everyone next time
@Th1sCh1c
@Th1sCh1c 5 жыл бұрын
same
@Kumori90
@Kumori90 5 жыл бұрын
OMG, yes! That was my first thought seeing this movie.
@calebproductions1264
@calebproductions1264 5 жыл бұрын
That’s the next animated movie that should be sinned.
@IrishBelmont
@IrishBelmont 5 жыл бұрын
0:55 Did this fucker just sin the movie for being “more visually interesting than Avatar”?
@accounteliminato3885
@accounteliminato3885 5 жыл бұрын
Aye, cinemasins is not about giving super accurate review, it’s about the comedy, Alita is one of the best film I’ve seen in years but I still enjoyed the review, once you understand it’s meant to be funny it gets better, trust me
@alveolate
@alveolate 5 жыл бұрын
@@accounteliminato3885 aye, and comments complaining about the sinning are obviously not ironic or part of the charm of this channel, you condescending numbskull.
@accounteliminato3885
@accounteliminato3885 5 жыл бұрын
Gregory Samuel Teo ok?
@IrishBelmont
@IrishBelmont 4 жыл бұрын
@@accounteliminato3885 Even if it is a comedy, its not funny when he sins the movie for something he likes. He should've taken a sin off.
@accounteliminato3885
@accounteliminato3885 4 жыл бұрын
@@IrishBelmont that's debatable, if he does it, it probably means more people find it funny than not
@jasr7096
@jasr7096 5 жыл бұрын
Now I want a spinoff about the background guy that bought a too small conical hat.
@frederickthesquirrel
@frederickthesquirrel 5 жыл бұрын
The amount of time he spent sinning conical hat guy was way out of proportion with the rest of the sin video, and hilarious. I wish he'd do more of that kind of humor.
@bakaichigo
@bakaichigo 5 жыл бұрын
Same.
@gabrielsabourin341
@gabrielsabourin341 5 жыл бұрын
I demand a sin retracted for the badassary of taking out the eye of a giant cyborg wilst having only a torso and an arm! But also: Guy with the small hat hahaha!
@eaux
@eaux 5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget...Possibly the best F-bomb in a movie in a long time
@badhombre6621
@badhombre6621 5 жыл бұрын
I second your demand! :)
@agamelandry-gibson5058
@agamelandry-gibson5058 5 жыл бұрын
Facts
@RokuroCarisu
@RokuroCarisu 5 жыл бұрын
@@agamelandry-gibson5058 Hard facts, Stroika-unit!
@LeeEverett1
@LeeEverett1 5 жыл бұрын
Everything wrong with Snakes on a Plane. DO IT!
@ArcticArsenal
@ArcticArsenal 5 жыл бұрын
I have had it with these mother f***ing sins in this mother f***ing movie.
@TheHaloVoyager
@TheHaloVoyager 5 жыл бұрын
Yes please
@m.h2247
@m.h2247 5 жыл бұрын
0:24 they didn’t steal anything from Thor because this is based on a manga from the 90s.
@blackandrosez9191
@blackandrosez9191 3 жыл бұрын
and thor the god was century's ago so shush
@propheinx2250
@propheinx2250 3 жыл бұрын
@@blackandrosez9191 I don't remember anything about the devil's anus in Norse mythology.
@blackandrosez9191
@blackandrosez9191 3 жыл бұрын
@@propheinx2250 its was a joke sorry
@AsaelTheBeast
@AsaelTheBeast 5 жыл бұрын
15:30 to be fair, she's basically a navy seal running around in futuristic military grade power-armor while her opponents are basically street thugs running around in a DYI cobbled together power armor made from construction equipment. They are in a technological dark age right now. Those finger weapons they attached to the big villain?, they had to scavenge those because they CAN'T make them any more.
@kappadarwin9476
@kappadarwin9476 5 жыл бұрын
Usually something that impressive is mass produced. Unless you are saying everyone forgot.one day which is pretty dumb.
@AsaelTheBeast
@AsaelTheBeast 5 жыл бұрын
@@kappadarwin9476 It was a manga from the early nineties. Technological regression is absolutely something that was explicitly spelt out as a thing that happened. As for why. 90% of humanity died in a few months, iirc. The only people who still know how to build things live in space, and they couldn't give less of a shit about what happens on the planet. Basically, the tools to make a lot of things simply no longer exist, especially for specialized tools like those fingers. The people who could make new tools live elsewhere, and give no fucks about the people living in the mud. So just to be clear, not everyone is living in this tech dark age.
@Goldfiend
@Goldfiend 5 жыл бұрын
@@kappadarwin9476 Zalem was pretty much the last city standing with the capacity to build anything after the Fall. So they seized a lot of control.
@AkiRa22084
@AkiRa22084 5 жыл бұрын
@@kappadarwin9476 Dumb? Cataclysms will make you lose tech, if you are lucky enough to not go extinct. You are aware that we today *HAVE NO IDEA* how the Egyptians actually made the pyramids.
@ItsZorroDood
@ItsZorroDood 5 жыл бұрын
@@AkiRa22084 We do, though. Well, I don't, but google has enough sources.
@SDesWriter
@SDesWriter 5 жыл бұрын
Either the announcer guy was doing an imitation of the announcer for the pod racing in phantom menace, or it was the same guy.
@jimb.7523
@jimb.7523 5 жыл бұрын
I thought that too! lol
@garyravinsky3357
@garyravinsky3357 5 жыл бұрын
Greg Proops?
@bg7893
@bg7893 5 жыл бұрын
'Now her bush is legendary" I'll take a meta-sin off for that line.
@azdgariarada
@azdgariarada 5 жыл бұрын
"And now her bush is legendary" Holy shit, I haven't laughed that hard in ages.
@chanmarr8118
@chanmarr8118 5 жыл бұрын
I remember reading the manga back in high school like 12 years ago. That cloud wall was explained at the end of one of the volumes. It’s a hydro electric wall or something like that. If someone tries going through it it’ll rip them to pieces. I hope I remembered that correctly. The manga is more descriptive and so much happens to Alita before she joins the sport. I had a feeling the movie wouldn’t be able to match up to it. They’re packing a whole prequel into a little movie. Also, also! I remember her being called octopus lips a few times in the manga so I was surprised they gave such emphasis to her eyes than her lips.
@DoctorDestyNova
@DoctorDestyNova 4 жыл бұрын
It's just water in really high pressure jets, circulating. The water moves at such high speeds that it will pulverize whatever tries to pass through it.
@DoctorDestyNova
@DoctorDestyNova 4 жыл бұрын
@annuna Yes she did. Someone called her octopus lips. Her eyes are big as far as the other characters see her in the manga as well.
@TurnipCart
@TurnipCart 4 жыл бұрын
Oh man it has been so long since I read that manga, feels like a lifetime ago. I remember parts but there's whole chunks I've forgotten by now, I should read it again sometime.
@makka2634
@makka2634 4 жыл бұрын
And the funny thing is, Ido in the manga named her Alita because of his cat, not from his dead daughter pfft
@DoctorDestyNova
@DoctorDestyNova 4 жыл бұрын
@@makka2634 It's okay, because that dead blonde girl wasn't really his daughter even in the movie (She was constructed by a flesh factory in the sky) :)
@prestonwatkins8182
@prestonwatkins8182 5 жыл бұрын
The dry ice cloud wall around Iron City is actually water, shot straight up from the ground at supersonic speed. Keeps stuff out that can normally climb walls.
@totalermist
@totalermist 5 жыл бұрын
See - this is what I absolutely *hate* about comic/manga adaptations. They casually throw such things at the viewer without explaining _anything_ . How would anyone be able to tell that this misty crap is supposed to be water? And water at supersonic speed nonetheless. I really wish they would've taken just a little more time for proper world building. Films shouldn't require prior knowledge of their original source material in order to be understood.
@TheCheese1988
@TheCheese1988 5 жыл бұрын
@@totalermist You could say this was good worldbuilding, and a classic case of "show, don't tell". Better to have something just exist, without characters constantly explaining everything.
@totalermist
@totalermist 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheCheese1988 Except "show, don't tell" refers to _events_ - not just gorgeous eye candy without any kind of context. Explanations also don't have to be delivered talking head-style - how about just zooming in to show attempt of someone or something coming into contact with the barrier so that the viewer at least gets a sense of they're dealing with. Showing me something doesn't help if I have no idea what I'm looking at. Especially when a main character with amnesia gives the perfect excuse to just throw in a half-sentence here and there to clear things up a little or at least give some hints.
@eternalreign2313
@eternalreign2313 5 жыл бұрын
I would think it would shoot up a lot higher if it's coming out at supersonic speed.
@markb6978
@markb6978 5 жыл бұрын
totalermist But they already have a bunch of world building that is explained through dialogue and visuals. The supersonic water wall is completely unrelated to the story, it’s just pretty background visuals. They could’ve chosen pretty much anything sci fi looking for that shot, so I really like that they went with something that stands out and actually makes you more interested in the world.
@Leonson1
@Leonson1 5 жыл бұрын
You went with teenage Tom Cruise and not discount Shia LeBouf?
@JakkFrost1
@JakkFrost1 5 жыл бұрын
Funny, I get more of a Colin Farrell vibe from the kid.
@fierysmile2929
@fierysmile2929 5 жыл бұрын
Well, he's on a motorcycle, so...
@lordseaworth6055
@lordseaworth6055 5 жыл бұрын
He looks nothing like Shia though.
@milnad6023
@milnad6023 5 жыл бұрын
more like machael angaran :)
@RandomAmerican3000
@RandomAmerican3000 5 жыл бұрын
It is not possible to discount Shia LeBouf any more than he already is.
@wilcandou
@wilcandou 4 жыл бұрын
"Baby teeth n pancake eyes" ...gold! 😂😂 ...but I still loved the movie! 👍
@RedVWolf
@RedVWolf 5 жыл бұрын
No body... Not a single soul.... Cinimasins: THE DUDE HAS A SMOLL HAT +1 sin
@technopoptart
@technopoptart 5 жыл бұрын
to be fair it was a tragically small hat
@CappyK
@CappyK 5 жыл бұрын
That meme needed to be plugged into Alita's heart to keep it alive just a little longer... ... but it worked. Well played.
@Poglavnit_Pferdefuhrer
@Poglavnit_Pferdefuhrer 5 жыл бұрын
Flay the skin from his bones first! You don't wanna bbq HAIR do you?!? Remember when Filthy Frank did that? That.... was *especially* haram
@StylishWitch
@StylishWitch 5 жыл бұрын
"Rules that are never broken in movies exist SOLELY to be broken." A rule that has existed since the beginning of time...
@captaincrash9002
@captaincrash9002 5 жыл бұрын
Time to break it
@LeFriendBandit
@LeFriendBandit 5 жыл бұрын
Damn, you went savage on that connicle hat guy...
@justsomeguy1136
@justsomeguy1136 5 жыл бұрын
Fashion is a serious game.
@MrGenexxx
@MrGenexxx 5 жыл бұрын
that's racist. DING!
@linwoodvalentine7693
@linwoodvalentine7693 5 жыл бұрын
Thirsty extra
@vivimusjenos8174
@vivimusjenos8174 5 жыл бұрын
"GET OUT THE WAY DOC THAT CRIPPLED KID LOOKED AT ME FUNNY"
@alexander5468
@alexander5468 5 жыл бұрын
I’m just gonna be bluntly honest. One of my favorite movies this year
@adubis4567
@adubis4567 5 жыл бұрын
Rin Hoshizora What movies have you seen this year? Endgame, this and Far From Home?
@youtubed3951
@youtubed3951 5 жыл бұрын
@@adubis4567 WHY DOES AN MCU MOVIE HAVE TO BE HIS FAVORITE?
@alexander5468
@alexander5468 5 жыл бұрын
Adubis And John Wick Chapter 3, which is as of now still my favorite this year
@isais207
@isais207 5 жыл бұрын
@@youtubed3951 Umm, reread his comment a few times
@ThatCrendorGuy
@ThatCrendorGuy 5 жыл бұрын
@@youtubed3951 That's not what he's saying... He is mocking the fact that most people who claim Alita to be the best movie have only seen MCU movies for their entire life.
@passengercars4363
@passengercars4363 5 жыл бұрын
Who else watches these to see condensed versions of movies they’re too lazy to see?
@Andystuff800
@Andystuff800 5 жыл бұрын
You should really watch someone else then, since Cinemasins is notorious for getting a fuckton of things wrong about the movies they cover.
@depressedtomato8758
@depressedtomato8758 5 жыл бұрын
This guy
@Raz0rking
@Raz0rking 5 жыл бұрын
Watch cinemawins in that case. Much much more positive
@Raz0rking
@Raz0rking 5 жыл бұрын
@@Andystuff800 Indeed, he should watch cinemawins
@mobiusfrost
@mobiusfrost 5 жыл бұрын
And honestly, this movie is freaking incredible. You should watch it, it's dope as fuck.
@kaystephan2610
@kaystephan2610 5 жыл бұрын
Alita: **Has a face** Her eyes: It's free real estate
@Dudevizz3
@Dudevizz3 4 жыл бұрын
Grewishka was more intimidating with his cloak on honestly.
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor 3 жыл бұрын
And he's even more intimidating in the manga... his head is supposed to be attached to a sort of cyber-leech body, IIRC. Rather gross. And he eats people's brains because he's an endorphin junkie. Likes his drugs screaming.
@derDosenoeffner
@derDosenoeffner 5 жыл бұрын
Since I know CinemaSins I cant watch any movie without that DING in my head when I recognise a sin. I'm really looking forward to "Everything wrong with Fast & Furious: Hobbs and Shaw" because the whole movie was a single DING.
@memorra
@memorra 5 жыл бұрын
more accurately it was a single dissonant ding that echoed through my brain for 2 hours.
@williammiller496
@williammiller496 5 жыл бұрын
Movie was great! It was exactly what it was supposed to be, a spin off of fast an furious. If you went into it expecting anything different then that's a sin on you and your own fault
@memorra
@memorra 5 жыл бұрын
@@williammiller496 Yep, instead of it being about family for the majority of the movie, they have tons of dick jokes and push the family shit to the last half of the 3rd act. Best. Spinoff. Ever.
@AlmostZer0
@AlmostZer0 5 жыл бұрын
That movie was fairly flawed, but got damn it was entertaining, and thatMs what we should be expecting going into a F&F sequel in my opinion.
@Apoc_Bone_Daddy
@Apoc_Bone_Daddy 5 жыл бұрын
That.... fucking..... helicopter.... scene... GAH well everything, actually... but... JESUS FUCKIN'CHRIST MAN
@carson_shumaker248
@carson_shumaker248 5 жыл бұрын
im just waiting for the endgame cinemasins
@m.njenkins3223
@m.njenkins3223 5 жыл бұрын
Watch Th3birdman. Made it like a month ago.
@leond0118
@leond0118 5 жыл бұрын
@@m.njenkins3223 Key word: Endgame Cinemasisns
@Alexa-pc6ux
@Alexa-pc6ux 5 жыл бұрын
The movie is a sin, it was garbage.
@danielcastro9236
@danielcastro9236 5 жыл бұрын
@@Alexa-pc6ux Said no one ever.
@memorra
@memorra 5 жыл бұрын
@@m.njenkins3223 I tried and got bored less than 2 minutes in, he is absolutely not Jeremy and never will be.
@AURTful
@AURTful 5 жыл бұрын
"She's ninja Jesus at this point" Oh boy. You uh....guys, don't tell them about Last Order
@RobinTheBot
@RobinTheBot 5 жыл бұрын
We don't talk about last order anyway. Libido cannon canon. Enough said.
@necromelodia2432
@necromelodia2432 5 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with last order? I Don't care for spoilers.
@RobinTheBot
@RobinTheBot 5 жыл бұрын
@@necromelodia2432 They try to do 100x more with 1/2 as much space. And get really weirdly sexual with monsters/attacks.
@turnerturnerturner
@turnerturnerturner 5 жыл бұрын
Robin Bot Mars Chronicle is bomb though.
@NeostormXLMAX
@NeostormXLMAX 4 жыл бұрын
@@RobinTheBot what are you talking about? last order was literally 30 volumes long, it had 4 times the space of the original gunnm. and did actually finish all of their plot points
@Sgrunterundt
@Sgrunterundt 5 жыл бұрын
"When Jennifer went in for her bionic implant she asked for "something temporary", but the doctor heard "topiary". She woke up with pruning shears for an arm and now her bush is legendary." :D :D :D
@shrimpthoughts6297
@shrimpthoughts6297 5 жыл бұрын
At the end when the guy falls off someone in my theater was like “nooo”
@xazz
@xazz 5 жыл бұрын
The like 10 second diatribe about the guy in the conical was the best part about this video
@SuperMurray2009
@SuperMurray2009 5 жыл бұрын
That explains Alitas supporting cast.
@hizzousekakashi8836
@hizzousekakashi8836 5 жыл бұрын
4:30 oh dude, like she even poops, in the manga between the chapters Yukito has a ministrip explaining that Ido even installed guts and everything so she can poop.
@Just_A_Random_Person_908
@Just_A_Random_Person_908 5 жыл бұрын
hizzouse kakashi That's... Disgusting but cool!
@mossyrocks3967
@mossyrocks3967 5 жыл бұрын
Gross but awesome.
@dxskhusky9697
@dxskhusky9697 4 жыл бұрын
The line “Come to my world” is not a reference from “Nightmare On Elm Street” it’s from the original manga. Actually most things that he calls references from other movies is from the manga. Other than that good video ( I’m glad you weren’t to tough because I love this movie lol). Btw 5:40 best line ever and so true! 😂🤣
@PetProjects2011
@PetProjects2011 5 жыл бұрын
Am i the only one who thinks Alita looked really cute with those huge eyes instead of creepy?
@dorianjareth9198
@dorianjareth9198 5 жыл бұрын
Yep, youre the only person out of the millions of people that watched the movie that felt that way. Congratulations!
@ifurkend
@ifurkend 5 жыл бұрын
Big eye isn’t the problem. The true culprit of an uncanny valley is poor/deadpan facial expression. Salazar and the CG team totally nailed it.
@AkiRa22084
@AkiRa22084 5 жыл бұрын
It was strange in the trailer and that got me worried. But it took me 5 minutes to get used to it while watching the actual movie. After that, it was awesome, especially when the camera is far away from everyone and Alita stands out.
@jasonharvote4093
@jasonharvote4093 5 жыл бұрын
No eyes are stupid she shouldve been made to look human.
@damienrosesax
@damienrosesax 5 жыл бұрын
Not cute, but definitely appropriate. She's supposed to look that way compared to regular humans, so it makes sense.
@sardonically-inclined7645
@sardonically-inclined7645 5 жыл бұрын
Give it however many sins you want. IMO it's the 1st American movie adaptation of an Anime/Manga that is of objectively good quality.
@Goldy01
@Goldy01 5 жыл бұрын
Ghost in the shell was amazing, too!
@sardonically-inclined7645
@sardonically-inclined7645 5 жыл бұрын
@Dr.Desty Nova So to sum it up, it isn't an adaptation faithful to the manga, you hate Hugo and Zalem is not as dystopian as portrayed in OVA or Manga. Got it.
@JeskaDax
@JeskaDax 5 жыл бұрын
That "topiary" joke was EPIC and smooth as satin!
@hylogibbon
@hylogibbon 5 жыл бұрын
Hmmm, most of the critiques regarding ripping something off, are funny to me considering these are in the manga which predates those somethings. Other than that, these are fairly fair critiques. I really really loved this movie BTW, and I would pay more to see a sequel to this movie than just about any other movie at this point. It did a good job catching my attention, now I just want to see more. Really badly.
@jadetrentrichards255
@jadetrentrichards255 4 жыл бұрын
F for more movies :|
@davidfchuk969
@davidfchuk969 5 жыл бұрын
came for the sins, stayed for the college girlfriend joke
@Czah5
@Czah5 5 жыл бұрын
came for the college girlfriend, stayed for breakfast
@urbosasfurry2126
@urbosasfurry2126 5 жыл бұрын
Lol at the Iron Man reference...Did she build it in a cave?
@ErebosGR
@ErebosGR 5 жыл бұрын
14:40 Christoph Waltz making his best Schwarzenegger impression.
@jaredtgriffinatyahoo
@jaredtgriffinatyahoo 5 жыл бұрын
GET TO THE CHOPPA -- NOW!!!
@738polarbear
@738polarbear 5 жыл бұрын
@@jaredtgriffinatyahoo But he IS from that neckof the woods aint he?
@mrtruesky6544
@mrtruesky6544 5 жыл бұрын
738polarbear Yeah.
@dave5194
@dave5194 5 жыл бұрын
You missed the perfect chance to do Roarshach's "MHEHHRGH! MY FACE! GIVE ME BACK MY FACE!" line at the end. I'm disappointed.
@Midnight_AR
@Midnight_AR 5 жыл бұрын
Alita _does_ need to breath, the brain needs oxygen. But probably not as much as normal humans, since it's just her brain. That's why she's able to keep the oxygen in, or "hold her breath", but since it's mechanical I wouldn't call it that. Also, you can't see bubbles coming out of her mouth or nose, since she's holding the carbon dioxide in(probably because the oxygen would escape if she tries to exhale it), and that is why when she gets out of the water onto the ship, she _exhales_ , as opposed to inhale, because she needs to get rid of that CO2. Also, no sin off for that perfectly used one-time-only F bomb? c'mon man :(
@rayphelps2129
@rayphelps2129 5 жыл бұрын
F**K your Mercy!!!!
@Midnight_AR
@Midnight_AR 5 жыл бұрын
@gacha elizabeth tl;dr She breaths because brain needs oxygen.
@VanityOfficial
@VanityOfficial 5 жыл бұрын
In the manga, it's explained that her lungs are capable of ripping the water's oxygen from their hydrogen bonds, allowing her to use that to breath.
@rayphelps2129
@rayphelps2129 5 жыл бұрын
@Dan C Yep
@Goldfiend
@Goldfiend 5 жыл бұрын
She has a built-in re-breather.
@mego73
@mego73 5 жыл бұрын
Zappan the cyborg might have a voice unit and the face plate movement might be for show only. *ding*
@NeoIsrafil
@NeoIsrafil 5 жыл бұрын
Most likely, he doesnt APPEAR to have lungs, and if he does I doubt hed use them to speak. Hes mostly metal.
@ExemplarKyle
@ExemplarKyle 5 жыл бұрын
As typical to the usual adaptation movie, they tried to cram waaaay too much story into the runtime. And the romance is pretty yada-yada. But that CGI and action? God *DAMN* did they nail that.
@elizabethgrinningson7730
@elizabethgrinningson7730 5 жыл бұрын
Well, I'm not complaining. Better than turning one little book about a hobbit into 4 movies
@ArcticMoet
@ArcticMoet 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah they did! The action scenes were great! Unlike some Marvel movies where the action is just a tangle of bodies and constant cutaways, the action in this movie actually flowed and you could SEE the fights it was really cool. Totally agree they crammed too much into one movie.
@thekueken
@thekueken 5 жыл бұрын
At first look they just tried to cram the whole Hugo-arc into one movie (which narratively makes sense and could have worked and still have been fullfilling action-wise, with the whole hunter warrior and Makaku/"Grewishka" stuff), but then added the Berserker body, dragged some of the Rollerball stuff into it early (Jashugan!...?) for the special effects and randomly gave Ido a wife and a daughter-backstory. I love the manga (for decades now...) and *did* enjoy the movie. It's close enough to make me happy (and soooo much better than that abysmal OVA we shall not talk about further) but some directorial decisions just left me scratching my head. Am very much looking forward to a sequel, though. The alterations may as well come together just fine. It's not the greatest movie, but one of the far better anime/manga adaptiations and still a pretty good movie with awesome action-sequences and impressive CGI, that will likely hold up for a few years. I'd still recommend anyone who even remotely enjoyed the movie to go and read the manga and then keep enjoying the movie for additional visual pleasure.
@lostlegend2197
@lostlegend2197 5 жыл бұрын
Please do Everything Wrong With Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
@mg19cal
@mg19cal 5 жыл бұрын
Ummmmm, what is there to sin about THAT movie? That the singing nurse didn't get to finish her rhyme?
@Czah5
@Czah5 5 жыл бұрын
Yes. It was the first movie I ever watched that I thought, "I really like this movie, but there is just so much wrong here."
@GigiGigiGigi
@GigiGigiGigi 5 жыл бұрын
Yesssss!!
@Lord_and_Savior_Gay_Jesus
@Lord_and_Savior_Gay_Jesus 5 жыл бұрын
@@mg19cal No movie is sin free, noob. True fans know this.
@mg19cal
@mg19cal 5 жыл бұрын
@@Lord_and_Savior_Gay_Jesus I was very clear that there was maybe ONE sin. I gave it ONE. Even some of my all time fave movies, are full of sin
@KitsDJ
@KitsDJ 5 жыл бұрын
"hey, you wanna go to the movies?" *CinemaSins uploads* "I've already seen it."
@Ceilingcat9001
@Ceilingcat9001 5 жыл бұрын
some of the more heinous offenders he basically has to show the whole movie... im pretty sure this is how i watched Boss Baby..
@Andystuff800
@Andystuff800 5 жыл бұрын
You really haven't, Cinemasins is notorious for getting a ton of things wrong about the movies they cover.
@even1313
@even1313 5 жыл бұрын
That doesn't make sense. They make these videos on movies after they've been released on blu ray which is well after they're already out of theaters. 10 sins for making a joke that doesn't make any sense and is contextually inaccurate.
@thegbgamer3072
@thegbgamer3072 5 жыл бұрын
Hugo's main intention with alita was to use her to get to zalem. He even says "I'd do whatever it takes"
@Riwillion
@Riwillion 5 жыл бұрын
Don´t think so. At first, he has absolutely no clue she is of any importance at all, then he develops feelings for her, then she insists he take her heart to sell it in order to get to Salem, and he refuses repeatedly, and then he quits the gang to not have to feel ashamed before her. How in the hell would any of this make any sense if his main intention with her was to use her to get to Salem???
@Braketricten
@Braketricten 5 жыл бұрын
@@Riwillion It isn't clear the first time you watch the movie, but the first thing Hugo does is check Alita out as a possible target to dismantle for parts. But he quickly changes track when she tells him she was found in the scrap yard and he realizes she must have come from Zalem. Then it is all about finding out all about zalem from her. Caring for her comes later.
@bbwng54
@bbwng54 4 жыл бұрын
I loved this movie despite its flaws. Great character development, action scenes. and story.
@sicarius6501
@sicarius6501 5 жыл бұрын
Someone: *kills a dog* John Wick: *Heavy Breathing*
@mobphantom
@mobphantom 5 жыл бұрын
Useless fact of the day: "Alita" literally means "small wing" in spanish, and it's literally the term we use for Chicken Wings :v "Dame una orden de arroz con habichuelas y *_alitas_* de pollo" 🐔
@gentblue
@gentblue 5 жыл бұрын
This is why no one likes Spanish speakers.
@spiceyicey
@spiceyicey 5 жыл бұрын
s _pain_
@oscarsoto9796
@oscarsoto9796 5 жыл бұрын
gentblue What does have to do with anything.. Also who doesn’t like someone just because they speak spanish?
@forza1sra
@forza1sra 5 жыл бұрын
@@oscarsoto9796 r/wooosh!
@krishnawidardjo5777
@krishnawidardjo5777 5 жыл бұрын
Small wings: Battle Angel. Yes that sounds perfect
@LargeMetallicFellow
@LargeMetallicFellow 5 жыл бұрын
No sin removal for her line when she jabs Grewishka's eyeball?!?! Oh well, I loved this movie and hope we get a sequel. Thanks for the laughs as usual!
@minislim5
@minislim5 4 жыл бұрын
"Who am i??" Breaks into Les Mis song "WHO AM I?? CAN I CONDEMN THIS MAN TO MISSOURY"
@dracoargentum9783
@dracoargentum9783 3 жыл бұрын
noooo! not missouri...
@dragonfire3526
@dragonfire3526 5 жыл бұрын
"BUT DID SHE BUILD IT IN A CAVE!" I caught that I respec
@tekvax01
@tekvax01 5 жыл бұрын
This story was written and published back in the 1980s! So you mean all you OTHER movies stole from this one!! (RESEARCH!) and Matt Damon is still a jerk!
@VinylWarrior24
@VinylWarrior24 5 жыл бұрын
Yep...that is what happened.
@kappadarwin9476
@kappadarwin9476 5 жыл бұрын
Alita from the promotes feels like a knock off of Blade Runner and Hungry Games, though I actually like those movies.
@Hudson316
@Hudson316 5 жыл бұрын
The core concept is kinda, y'know... Astroboy.
@DreddPirateRoberts
@DreddPirateRoberts 5 жыл бұрын
4:42 - *"They say I don't belong, I must stay below, alone..."* Excellent reference! That's probably my favorite song from that movie.
@noursalman932
@noursalman932 4 жыл бұрын
Just came here for colonel SS Hans Landaa, and I was not disappointed
@eveisabella05
@eveisabella05 5 жыл бұрын
I swear to god every second that boy just says Let me show you something For God's sake just tell her what it is!
@StneCldKilla
@StneCldKilla 5 жыл бұрын
Insert Fire Marshal Bill line
@x808drifter
@x808drifter 5 жыл бұрын
@@StneCldKilla What's sad is this gem is gonna go over the heads of 90% of the people who read it.
@movieman175
@movieman175 5 жыл бұрын
The biggest sin is that the sequel hasn't been greenlit yet.
@Smasho8000
@Smasho8000 5 жыл бұрын
The sequel will probably be woke garbage.
@benjaminvanlier7990
@benjaminvanlier7990 5 жыл бұрын
@@Smasho8000 I highly doubt that. This movie was produced and directed in a way that doesn't fit that narrative
@movieman175
@movieman175 5 жыл бұрын
@@Smasho8000 I doubt that if it's mostly the same people involved.
@MovieEggman
@MovieEggman 5 жыл бұрын
Box Office Flop =/= Sequel
@Vladdie777
@Vladdie777 5 жыл бұрын
@@MovieEggman Not a flop! Biggest success for an unknown big budget franchise start up in many many years, they all flopped except Alita.
@Nygassso
@Nygassso 5 жыл бұрын
This Hugo person is the easily the worst part of the movie
@topazsullivan328
@topazsullivan328 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, which is why they ditch his shit. He was also the worse thing in the anime adaptation and the manga.
@thekueken
@thekueken 5 жыл бұрын
@@topazsullivan328 Hush, we don't talk about the OVA >_> (Can't help but agree about Hugo, tho... But it did make sense narratively. Somewhat... I guess...)
@thatsithis
@thatsithis 5 жыл бұрын
He is pretty good in the movie if you compare him to the original work.
@whitestriderable
@whitestriderable 5 жыл бұрын
@@topazsullivan328 What? Well no, he was one of the best character of the manga!
@shia8242
@shia8242 5 жыл бұрын
Yep, thank you for saying it out.
@caydeunit6229
@caydeunit6229 4 жыл бұрын
I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT IT'S MY FAVOURITE MOVIE BY NOW... WELL YOUR COMMENTARY OF THE FLIRTING SCENE OF ALITA AND HUGO WAS SOO FUNNY....
@luckilotus2276
@luckilotus2276 5 жыл бұрын
The part when he said "my face my face" got me Laughing Out Of My Head
@leporid257
@leporid257 5 жыл бұрын
loomh doesn't look as cool as lmao tho
@kato4792
@kato4792 5 жыл бұрын
*LOOMH*
@Pcwarmachine
@Pcwarmachine 5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was pretty fun flick. And she was like-able. Rare these days.
@Pcwarmachine
@Pcwarmachine 5 жыл бұрын
@LokiTheRevenger Clearly (from the guy with 950 likes on his positive comment) people disagree. Maybe you are just a cynical type who hates anything good? Let me guess... you loved "The Boys"?
@SuperMurray2009
@SuperMurray2009 5 жыл бұрын
@@Pcwarmachine no this movie is mediocre
@directentertainmentaplacef8630
@directentertainmentaplacef8630 5 жыл бұрын
@@SuperMurray2009 Better than your comment.
@skimsakj642
@skimsakj642 5 жыл бұрын
@@directentertainmentaplacef8630 it wasn't bad, but it's wasn't good either, there were points in the movie where the plot was hella weak, just like the original anime
@SuperMurray2009
@SuperMurray2009 5 жыл бұрын
@@skimsakj642 Preach!
@yinyangzaki1263
@yinyangzaki1263 5 жыл бұрын
You know u got a good movie when Cinemasins removes sins not one but TWICE.
@ondiiina
@ondiiina 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly that "Well that looks fatal" line was gold and a total mood
@laurendyer2838
@laurendyer2838 5 жыл бұрын
But three times! 1: 2 sins off for amputees 2: Alita’s battle awesomeness 3: Madhershala Ali
@FireHydrantForeheadNyquil
@FireHydrantForeheadNyquil 5 жыл бұрын
The animation was good but everything else was cringey as hell I couldn't sit through the dialogue
@even1313
@even1313 5 жыл бұрын
@@FireHydrantForeheadNyquil Dialogue is cringy in about 99% of all movies. If that keeps you from watching them then you probably don't actually enjoy them very much.
@SuperMurray2009
@SuperMurray2009 5 жыл бұрын
You got to be fucking kidding me. This movie is not good.
@sparda74
@sparda74 4 жыл бұрын
Sin for Zapan's introduction. We know he's the "Keeper" of a legendary blade and gets so engrossed by it that the introduction about him shifts to an exposition about the weapon. Alita never asked about it. He introduces other Hunters in the bar and details distinct traits about them like how many kills, weapon(s) of choice, behavior, etc. Alita should've pulled a Drax and took Zapan's sword after kicking his @$$. "You do not deserve such a weapon. I'm keeping it."
@abdallahsalameh442
@abdallahsalameh442 5 жыл бұрын
The red shirt cybrog arm guy on the left at 3:33 is the same guy sitting with the girl at 3:50 but with normal arm. DING!!
@jamestheotherone742
@jamestheotherone742 5 жыл бұрын
They both got the same generic vat grown "Male head genotype 2I21X323S21538".
@abdallahsalameh442
@abdallahsalameh442 5 жыл бұрын
@@jamestheotherone742 i bet they do hehehe
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