Honest Trailers - Batman & Robin

You guys demanded this one like crazy. With the critical success of Christopher Nolan's Batman, it's easy to forget what killed the franchise in the first place, the abomination that is Batman & Robin.
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Honest Trailers: Batman & Robin
Directed by Andy Signore
Executive Producer Mitch Rotter
Series Created by Andy Signore & Brett Weiner
Episode Written by Spencer Gilber, Dan Murrell and Andy Signore
Edited by Dan Murrell
Voiceover Narration by Jon / jon3pnt0
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Are you still reading this?? If so... tell us in the comments below:
Excluding Christian Bale - who was the best Batman?? Keaton? Kilmer? Clooney?

[@danieltobin4498]

At least the director apologized for this mess of a movie.

[@baileybieganek2446]

George Clooney did too! On the graham Norton show he was like "I always apologize for batman and robin"

[@JustKrin]

in 10 years let's hope Zack Snyder do the same

[@masonlawson7235]

+Krin Szok I hope so too

[@marcopolo3371]

+Krin Szok BVS was really good

[@JustKrin]

Marcopolo it's not a bad movie but it leaves much to be desired. It was disappointing

[@disneyvillainsfan1666]

LEGO Joker: When someone asks you who your greatest enemy is, you say- LEGO Batman: Joel Schumacher?

[@jennifercorbett8640]

LEGO Joker: ... Ok, you have a point.

[@abramsullivan7764]

Joel Schumacher isn't Batman worst enemy it's Warner Brothers.

[@mistercrool2538]

@@abramsullivan7764 I thought it was Akiva Goldsman or Zack Snyder.

[@orangeslash1667]

@@abramsullivan7764 The problem with batman returns and batman & robin is that WB's gave the directors the right to do what ever they wanted, theres no discipline.

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

There actually is a way to make Batman and Robin be awesome. Imagine that George Clooney wasn't playing Batman. Instead, he was playing himself. He was visiting Bruce Wayne, who had to go out of town. Clooney found the Batcave, and pretended to be Batman for a week.

[@PiCheZvara]

Lay off the pipe

[@alexanderthered5603]

Dude, what are you smoking? Lol

[@ProJatior]

That's hilarious!

[@geraldeene7558]

Hilarious....can't stop laughing !!!

[@mitchjohnson4714]

I haven't watched it yet, but if I do, this is going to be how I watch it.

[@jessea4438]

I kinda forgive the director of this movie because he did apologize and admit that he made a piece of dogshit, and if it wasn't for him, the dark knight trilogy would have never been made.

[@simonegreco1958]

Batman was born as a kid-friendly character...

[@GermanLeftist]

Batman was never kid-friendly, that's why Detective Comics pushed for the introduction of a youthful sidekick that would speak more to the core-audience of comic books back in the day, little boys, and so Robin was born. Batman was always intended to be a darker, film noir like character.

[@GermanLeftist]

De Nitpichers He was forced to be kid-friendly in the 1950s, like all comic book characters, but he was never created a character for children, which is the sole reason why Robin even exists.

[@tatehildyard5332]

And then he did Phantom of the Opera with Gerard Butler as the Phantom. Imagine Gerard Butler singing. I promise you, it's worse than what you've imagined.

[@jonathanjones8738]

Mario Quade the funny thing is even after they introduced robin, the 40s comics were still a bit dark at times. The introduction of clayface is like a 1940s version of scream

[@yuseifudo7449]

The problem of this movie is that it's aimed to a young audience. I loved this movie when I was 4-5 years old.

[@YuShawStang]

+Yusei Fudo I remember when I was 12, loved the movie; until I watched Batman begin.

[@SuperGomez59]

+Yusei Fudo Yeah that's true when I was a kid I thought this movie was cool as hell, but looking at it now it's more of a comedy and a horrible mark on Batman

[@tintiniam3994]

yup..i actually luvd it as a kid. :)

[@leandrobfonseca]

The problem of this movie is to have ever being made. It should be ripped off of existence and of my mind!

[@SpikeJet2736]

Yeah a kids movie with bat nipples, bat ass and sexual innuendos like "I'll help you grab your rocks"

[@xiang5814]

"This is the worst comic book movie ever!" *watches Fant4stic* "You know what"

[@khaledtaha2571]

+Xiang (Fortehlolz) hahaha same here xD I myself despite hating Batman & Robin (I loved it as a kid though because flashy thingies xD), I can still watch it to have a few laughs and roast it with friends and all. But Fant4stic is an abomination in every single way... At least Batman & Robin didn't take itself seriously so it's kind of a campy fun.... =P

[@BrokenTooth]

+Xiang (Fortehlolz) dont forget catwoman!

[@linkheroofspiritsakatrains4812]

I think it goes #1 catwoman #2 fan4stick #3 batman and robin

[@BrokenTooth]

Ted Brodhead or like id like to call it "crap'bore'stick"

[@florinherlea8376]

no no watch supergirl the movie not the tv show nothing makes sense in that movie noooioothing

[@MAnuscript421]

Props to Joel Schumacher for at least apologizing and owning up to the fact that this is a terrible movie.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Qualified statement: “ if I disappointed them in any way” Really similar to “if I had known that you didn’t want me to sleep with your sister” Or “if my actions hurt your feelings”

[@favoritemustard3542]

@Tonyhouse he goes on to say it's all on him, to please not direct an ounce of ire towards the actors or crew. He took full responsibility bc his name's on it, & nothing happened w/o his OK.

[@AndyKusanagi86]

you should've put the "this is why Superman works alone" line at the end of the whiny Robin montage.

[@SolidSnake0621]

Here's something interesting: Batman and Robin was released in 1997. Bob Kane, the creator of Batman, died in 1998. So this movie not only killed the franchise, but it killed Batman's creator.

[@onlyone23km]

I call coincidence.

[@boiledelephant]

Perversely, one almost wishes he had died earlier, or the film had come out later, so that he could have died without knowing that this piece of shit would happen...

[@onlyone23km]

He worked as a project consultant in every film before his death. If he had any objections, it would've been different.

[@SolidSnake0621]

onlyone23km So he died with the knowledge that a movie he consulted on was a piece of crap. You not only proved my point, you added to it. What I should have said was Batman & Robin killed Bob Kane, and it was his own fault

[@onlyone23km]

he had no objections on the film. Therefore, he didn't die of shame, he died the way he wanted to. If he knew the film would be crap, he would've stopped it from going out.

[@boiledelephant]

The comment feed is packed full of fans saying "omg I'm the only person who doesn't hate this movie!" You aren't only person; you aren't special; the world is full of people with bad taste.

[@onlyone23km]

Bad taste, my ass. I can name worse movies than this.

[@boiledelephant]

Yeah, and I can name worse experiences than being tazed in the balls, but that doesn't make it a good night in.

[@onlyone23km]

trust me, this is a good night in compared to high school musical.

[@rmcbean5699]

Which would still make it shit

[@onlyone23km]

not necessarily.

[@RunicSSB]

If you told me 20 years ago that the director of Falling Down was making a Batman film with Mr. Freeze AND Bane in it, I would've creamed myself. How the hell did this go so wrong? Also, why wasn't Schwarzenegger Bane? That would've been perfect.

[@kegadolll]

Because the studio was only interested in fast-tracking production on Batman and Robin to sell a shitload of toys and action figures. The film itself is unapologetically shameless as it exists only to be a giant toy commercial.

[@parheliaa]

Heh. "Falling Down" is an amazing movie. I had to check twice when I read the name "Joel Schumacher" during the opening credits...

[@therealestlebomba8959]

It's really none of the actors or directors fault. They were only doing what they were told from corporate. I still maintain done in the right way: George Clooney, would've made an excellent Bruce Wayne/Batman. He basically is Bruce Wayne in real life.

[@Merdicano]

The Realest Lebomba also handsome by nature just like Ryan Gosling

[@teemusid]

George Clooney has charisma, but it's not the right type of charisma for action films. There needs to be a hint of nervous energy under their outward calm.

[@astridparungao4971]

You gotta admit, this honest trailer was pretty "cool"

[@malcolmboyd3467]

it certainly didnt get a frosty reception from fans...

[@malcolmboyd3467]

+theLegoDoyle24 Hey we're just having some fun no need to be so........cold!

[@RonnieBondayy]

Jingle All The Way 2: Ice Terminator

[@KingOfWizards]

Dang that isn't ice

[@molcatz9634]

+The Pikachu Brothers That's 'snow' way to be!

[@Howlingburd19]

You know, sometimes, I can't even tell if this is a parody, or if this is a serious movie!

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

Corbin Burdette Why not both?

[@ultimateblaze23]

+Corbin Burdette its a comedy clearly, what serious drama has a character saying puns every time he speaks?

[@Howlingburd19]

+ultimateblaze23 Lol

[@HMSConqueror]

+Corbin Burdette it´s better as a parody or as a comedy. As a serious film, it sucks very bad!

[@roughpatches]

+Corbin Burdette It was for kids, so it wasn't serious. But it wasn't supposed to be a piss-take parody either

[@SuperGomez59]

At least Schumacher had the balls to admit that this movie was horrible and said sorry for ever making it, unlike M. Night Shymalan who still believes Last Airbender was great.

[@kaylaerickson8610]

"One man is determined to kill Batman once and for all ... his name is director Joel Schumacher!" LOL XD

[@MagmaProductions1948]

If it wasn't for the Dark Knight trilogy, no director would have dared make a film starring Batman after this.

[@OvertheHedge06]

Snyder would've.

[@MagmaProductions1948]

@@OvertheHedge06 yeah and look how well that turned out?

[@toxic6085]

@@MagmaProductions1948 Batman v Superman was good ( I am talking about the ultimate cut) . And batfleck was also amazing .

[@nothanksbro69]

@@toxic6085 Ben Affleck was great, but the movie was so bad and way too long. It should of just been a Superman movie

[@toxic6085]

@@nothanksbro69 Not a superman movie but a 'Batman and Superman' movie rather than a 'Batman v Superman ' movie .

[@amandasnider2644]

Was anyone else creeped out by the fact that her much older uncle designed a super tight super "sexy"? suit for her? and she says suit me up uncle Alfred? I got shivers from the images.

[@margarethmichelina5146]

I was curious too. How does her uncle know about her body size if she and her uncle haven't meet for a long time?

[@bumfricker2487]

;)

[@gerardda1]

Please do an Honest Trailer of Kick-Ass.

[@averymerrick]

"I think we might have killed the franchise." - George Clooney on Batman & Robin (and until 2005, *he was right)*

[@multiverse_media2023]

*Franchise Killer*

[@glst1974]

Apology accepted Mr Schulmacher.

[@glst1974]

I forgive, just don't forget.

[@captainjakemerica4579]

Joel Schulmacher should have just made a better movie his apology means nothing

[@jessea4438]

well if it wasn't for him, the dark knight trilogy (or the 1st two if you didn't like the 3rd) would have never been made.

[@glst1974]

Jesse A Excellent point.

[@captainjakemerica4579]

Erase this movie from existence then I will accept your apology Schumacher. You have made a few pretty good movies like The Lost Boys and Flatliners and Phone Booth why did you drop the ball on this movie?

[@BakshisMouse]

2:29 "Boring!" "By-the-numbers!" "Ludicrous!" "Artistically Bankrupt!" "Embarrassing!"

[@JemsKomang]

And the most of important of all: "Franchise Killer"

[@mchandler2112]

I loved Arnold in this movie. I think he was the only one who recognized that it's a bad movie (probably just from experience) and was like "I'm gonna have as much fun making as many silly puns and silly faces as possible!"

[@AlbertoGarcia-wd7sc]

Not the only one. Uma Thurman is absolutely fantastic.

[@RedeyeBlackfire]

With the Puns you forgot "HEY FREEZE...The heat is on"....lol

[@blueg8731]

3:07 "The worst Batman ever!" Haaaahaaaaa. It's a fact.

[@romanr9883]

Its maybe the worst Badman movie, but probably the best twilight movie, so...

[@clairewycoff3205]

What

[@issacflores2010]

Another theory let me think about that

[@FreddieSn]

Roman Randhahn it was kinda good at that time

[@luckybreak360]

Ur an idiot

[@blue-eyedfangirl8760]

oh my god batman and robin is now a twilight movie XD

[@Youboob99]

I cried at 1:36 Poison Ivy wants to cover the world in plants. Mr. Freeze wants to cover the world in Ice. They'll team up - *even though their goals are completely incompatible*

[@petersheffer3482]

Yes!!

[@imanis.h.8431]

This was actually my favourite Batman movie when I was little haha

[@officerspooder]

but it was too dam long

[@samoulton3566]

I actually still love it, but now that I'm older it's more because it's so bad and I find it hilarious 😅

[@imanis.h.8431]

your song is ending hahah that's true!

[@razor8289]

I love the movie, just because I like Batman and George Clooney.

[@Nomarandus]

glad i wasn't the only one lol i remember even going to see this in the movie theater. i used to love it, now meehhh

[@greatgrandpa4651]

George Clooney was a great Bruce Wayne but a terrible Batman. He didn't even change his voice!

[@bl3ckjack213]

He was a terrible Bruce Wayne

[@greatgrandpa4651]

The Pikachu Brothers Who cares about the games. We're talking about movies that cost MILLIONS to make.

[@linkheroofspiritsakatrains4812]

+The Pikachu Brothers yes he did

[@fathimathzuhura7297]

You talk as if though games cost only a nickel to make. Gta V cost 265 million dollars to make buddy.

[@floyd2386]

After hearing Christian Bale as Batman, that's NOT a bad thing.

[@martinguzman3995]

wow, Alicia Silverstone is clueless. she didn't know there was a Batgirl.

[@dogsdreamtoo8427]

literally, Clueless

[@philgraves7814]

She probably doesn’t know there’s a batwoman either

[@hunterkiller1440]

Let's try the Batman 1989 or Batman Returns, if you have the balls to piss off Burton fans...

[@hunterkiller1440]

Patrick Dyer But there are more Burton fanboys than Nolan fanboys. Google Nolan Batman franchise vs Burton Batman franchise, Burton Batman always win in those blogs. Look it up on KZbin, Burton Batman fans despises Nolan Batman franchise a lot.

[@KaosKrusher]

hunterkiller1440 well it's because Burtons Batmans are better than Nolans (the idea of Begins was great but the movie was just ok and the 3rd was just lame (can't really remember 2nd one so it's must have been not so great))

[@hunterkiller1440]

Not saying Burton franchise was bad. But if you find Batman Begins was just ok and 3rd one is lame, we are on completely different and unrelatable levels, my friend. The depth, emotions, character developments are interesting points to explore. But if it's actions all you want, we're to diverse to understand each other I suppose. Imagine a middle school student lectured in quantum dynamics. Varying on points of views, I may be the middle school student.

[@hunterkiller1440]

I never got to relate or understand Burton's Batman, he's a man I don't fully understand. It seems like he's just a vigilante dressed up as a bat. Never know why it's his choice. His mind and soul was never truly explored.It's really hard to feel for the hero when the emotions aren't there. Batman 1989, when I watched it as a kid, I only cared for the Joker, he's plotting his revenge against Batman. Never know why when he killed the Waynes and chose not to kill Bruce off even he was about to until his partner called him. He let a witness survive. Batman Returns, Penguin is insane due to abandonment issues, but Catwoman, not a clue what was going on with her. She fell out of a building and decides to be a superhero/villain. But overall, the villains were the only interesting characters in Burton's franchise.

[@hunterkiller1440]

Patrick Dyer I think I understand Burton fans: goth-fantasy city, simpler plot that you don't need to be emotionally invested in, and/or blinded by nostalgia. I'll get stoned in comic con, I liked Burton's Batman, but I was never a fan of Keaton's Batman, never gave a damn when he was Bruce Wayne or talking inside the Bat suit. Only care when the stunt doubles are inside the suit.

[@lilturk726]

A Bat Credit Card?! **Shoots wildly**

[@rayntyron7521]

the soundtrack part involved from 1:17 to 1:27 where they talk about batcrotch,batbutt,batboobs etc is pure gold!!

[@RockKrumpli]

Brave Croc but what is that music ??? im searching for it in the comments:D

[@rayntyron7521]

KalandorGaming I have no idea.All I know that the sound track perfectly fits the video!

[@IGNXIII]

Bane already got his reboot as an actual villain. How about we give Freeze and Ivy a proper redo.

[@salamirterra]

Cool it! It'll be a cold day in hell before that happens. The idea is too flowery. Joel Schumacher would be GREEN with jealousy.

[@JustinBrown-MrDead]

Ben Shepard Lettuce not give up hope. Anything could beet this pile of compost.

[@FirstnameLastname-sy3yo]

Icy what you did there.

[@spinningtoehold527]

Jedediah Fakename You guys need to chill out on the puns.

[@IGNXIII]

David Jacobs I would like to take this opportunity to tell you all how much I hate you. And your puns. So how about we all call it a day and just put this shit on ice.

[@wendysmenyu3062]

"Bat crotch...Bat butt...Bat bewbs...and male bat nips..." 😂😂😂

[@primevaltimes]

+The Bark Night I watched the video, too.

[@wendysmenyu3062]

PrimevalTimes Everybody here did.

[@GiangLe-xi5gv]

+The Bark Night plz tell me the song's name

[@enkiimuto1041]

imagine if bat gir had batnips

[@muhamadariefrahmanhakim9166]

and the bigest abomination of them all......the bat credit card

[@MrTimebomb12]

"Alright everyone, chill!" That was actually pretty well executed, and is the least cringy pun

[@XMENFAN54]

I'm calling it right now. Arnold Swazblabla (don't know how to spell Arnold's last name and too lazy to look up on the internet) as Mr.Freeze was terrible but it was the best part of the movie. In fact, Mr.Freeze was so *COOL* that I got *THE CHILLS* I almost *FROZE* in my seat he was that *COOL!*

[@Fearofthemonster]

schwarzenegger. For some reason I know how to spell it. I might have missed some letters though

[@Jfaded1993]

Chill

[@zakl940]

Just CHILL, it was not that COOL when you think about it he should have been bane, now that would have been ICE don't you think?

[@batduck5031]

Wasn't batgirl related to Commissioner Gordon and not Alfred?

[@tunrayojackson]

yup

[@jacobplays254]

Batgirl was Commissioner Gordon Daughter and if you have any more questions please ask

[@batduck5031]

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If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery? Is French kissing in France just called kissing? Why can magicians make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air? Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"? What do people in China call their good plates? Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest? If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? Does a postman deliver his own mail? Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself? If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken? Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car? Does peanut butter really have butter in it? Do mimes watch silent movies? Is the fear of flying groundless? Why do people say "You scared the living daylights out of me" when daylight is not living? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up "there" anyway? If somebody vanished without a trace, how do people know they are missing? Why are boxing rings square? Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it? Why is it called eggplant, when there's no egg in it? Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Why do birds have white poop? Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot? Why is an elevator still called an elevator even when its going down? Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet. If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight? If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like? Do sore thumbs really stick out? Why is it when your almost dead your on deaths doorstep, but when your actually dead your not in deaths house? Why do we scrub Down and wash Up? What's the opposite of opposite? If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice? Why are toe nail clippers bigger than finger nail clippers when your toe nails are smaller than your finger nails? Is the opposite of "out of whack" "in whack" If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Why is the blackboard green? Why do they call it a black light when it's really purple? Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10? What do you call male ballerinas? How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter? If you dig a tunnel straight through the earth, will you come out with your feet first? Why are pennies bigger than dimes? Did they have antiques in the olden days? Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes? If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid? Is a sleeping bag a nap sack? What came first, the fruit or the color orange? Where does the white go when the snow melts? Can blind people see their dreams? If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule? Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows? Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn't they do it best by not torturing themselves? and if so, aren't we all masochist? why is it called lipstick when it always comes off? If when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they said to be "having a person?" Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions and you don't know if they are rhetorical questions or not? Why is a person that handles your money called a BROKER? Why do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, when we keep worthless junk in the garage? why do they have handicap parking spaces in front of they skating rings? What happens if someone loses a lost and found box? Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump? What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about? Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg? If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter? What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object? What's the difference between a wise man and a wise guy? If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers? how can you chop down a tree and then chop it up? How can you hear yourself think? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? Is a man full of wonder a wonderful man? Is a hot car cool or is a cool car hot? How come thaw and unthaw mean the same thing? If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstones Christmas? If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? if you fed a bee nothing but oranges, would it start making marmalade? Why is it you get a penny for your thoughts, but have to put in your two cents worth? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? If the speed of movement is slower than the speed of light - how fast is a moving light? why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car? Why is it good to be a Daddy's girl, but bad to be a Momma's boy? How can something be new and improved? if it's new, what was it improving on? Is Disney world the only people trap operated by a mouse? Why did they name that underwear company fruit of the loom? Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open? why do the ABC song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune? Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? How does Santa get into a house that doesn't have a chimney? If you get cheated by the better business bureau, who do you complain to? If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane? What would Cheese say if they got their picture taken? why are turds pinched off at the end? I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be under whelmed, but can you just be whelmed? If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends? Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants? If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented? How come overtones and undertones are the same thing? What would you use to dilute water? What should one call a male ladybird? How can military troops be deployed if they have never been ployed to begin with? If you lived in Siberia and you wronged the Russians government, where would they send you? Why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere but call it a hemorrhoid when its in your ass? If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Aren't all generalizations false? Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!? Can you be a closet claustrophobic? Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them? Did Adam and Eve have navels? Did the early settlers ever go on a camping trip? Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window! Do fish get cramps after eating? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Do one legged ducks swim in circles? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's? Does the little mermaid wear an algebra? Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike? How can someone "draw a blank"? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another? How can there be "self help GROUPS"? How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? How do you know when yogurt goes bad? How do you know when you're out of invisible ink? How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? How fast do you have to go to keep up with the sun so you're never in darkness? How is it possible to have a civil war? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it? If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he make a sound and would anyone care? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? If a woman can be a meter maid, can a man be a meter butler? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? If God dropped acid, would he see people? How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on? How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it? If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away? If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops, why do I have a work station on my desk? If a case of the clap spreads, is it then considered a case of the applause? If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him? If a dog sweats through his tongue, why does he have armpits? If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? If inert is to be stationary, what is ert? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it? If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? If soap is used to make you clean, why does it leave a scum? If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself? If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it considered a hostage situation? If superglue is so good, why doesn't it stick to the side of the tube? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2? If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent? If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery? If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first? If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently? If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras? If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry? If you bear a child, why do you have a cow? If you can read the marking, isn't that end already up? If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots? If you dive into a pool of dry ice, can you swim without getting wet? If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the driver end up owing you money? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network, should you plan a surprise birthday party for them? If you have an open mind why don't your brains fall out? If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible? If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong? If you play a blank tape at full volume and have a mime for a neighbor, will he complain? If you put freeze-dried coffee in the microwave, will you go back in time? If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done? If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record? If you take a shower, where do you put it? If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read correctly? If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure? Is a castrated pig disgruntled? Is it possible to be totally partial? Is it progress if a cannibal learns to eat with a fork? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Is there a Dr. Salt? Isn't hot water already hot? Can you grow birds by planting birdseed? Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach? Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"? Shouldn't it be some things in moderation? Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"? There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? What came first the chicken or the egg? What color is a chameleon on a mirror? What color would a smurf turn if you choked it? What did we do before the Law of Gravity was passed? What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? What do sheep count when they can't sleep? What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants? What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbits foot? What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? What happened to the first 6 ups? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? What happens when you call a 1-800 number collect? What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? What is another word for "thesaurus"? What is the speed of dark? What part of the monkey do you use a monkey wrench on? What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? What's another word for synonym? When blind people go to the bathroom, how do they know when they are done wiping their butt? When people lose weight, where does it go? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? When vultures are on their deathbed, are they ever tempted to eat themselves? When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting? When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Where are Preparations A through G? Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? Who invented accents? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Why are the cabs from the Yellow Cab Company painted orange? Why are there never any artist's materials in a drawing room? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting? Why are we afraid of falling? Shouldn't we be afraid of the sudden stop? Why aren't there bulletproof pants? Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why didn't Luke Skywalker tell Darth Vader to turn to the light side of the Force? Why do airlines call flights nonstop? Won't they all stop eventually? Why do bars advertise live bands? What does a dead band sound like? Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down? Why do guys wear underpants? Why do people who only eat natural foods drink decaffeinated coffee? Why do they call it disposable douche? Is there a kind of douche you keep after using? Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? Why do they report power outages on TV? Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12 ounces? Why do 'tug'boats push their barges? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Why do we have hot water heaters? Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays? Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase? Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there? Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? Why do you weep and sniffle over a TV program and the imaginary Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together? Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing? Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is? Why don't you ever hear about gruntled employees? Why don't you ever see baby pigeons? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? Why is a women's prison called a penal colony? Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after? Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one? Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light? Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor? Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same? Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto? Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? Why is the word "abbreviate" so long? Don't you have to get up to get to the tape? Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission? Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water? You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs? Have ex-bankers become disinterested? Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted? Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed? Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional? Have ex-punsters been expunged?

[@coldplayhetaly]

Bat Duck You'd make a great scientist.

[@batduck5031]

Jenna Tracy Thank you.

[@GarySwaby]

I couldn't make it through the first 20 seconds without dying of laughter.

[@darthcarnage12]

ZOMBIE COMMENTER!!!

[@stanzre]

HOly shit me neither .... especially the part with the bat crouch bat but and boob

[@craigcrisostomo9803]

As bad as this superhero movie was, I've seen and heard of worse. I personally consider this "The Room" of superhero movies.

[@diegovb1145]

I watch it almost every month(like some people watch The Room) it's so bad it's actualy good! The puns, the cartoonish world, the stiff acting, the lame effects. It's so amazing!

[@craigcrisostomo9803]

Couldn't have said that better myself. :)

[@CC-oo8mo]

The Amazing Bulk is the Room of super hero movies.

[@markborishnikoff5485]

@Rosa Bethany Iglarsh Catwoman or man of steel.

[@xtcfucker]

"Suit me up Uncle Alfred.." JUST NO. 😂😂😂😂

[@420simpson]

though this movie is bad. at least it is fun bad. Like I could sit around with friends and have drinks laughing at the movie, and making fun of it, in the way a movie is so bad it is good. I can't say the same for movies like after earth which was just boring as hell and not even fun as a bad movie.

[@jw8395]

Exactly. Schwarzenegger especially was just having a total blast in the film.

[@HMSConqueror]

***** if you wanna make a drink game every time a pun is in the movie...you gonna need a ton of booze!!!

[@lucastheprinceofdarkness9344]

***** I for one actually like Batman and Robin. The nipples on the suits are my only dislike. I enjoyed everything else the movie had to offer.

[@Mst3kfanatic1]

jw8395 Well Arnie knew that unlike Alicia Silverstone, and Chris O'Donnel, he would still have a career after this and didn't care that it was awful so he decided to have a little fun (tbh I'm pretty sure he ad-libbed most of his puns)

[@knightflyte]

Mst3kfanatic1 You are aware the Chris O'Donnell is on one of TV's most popular shows, don't you? NCIS Los Angelos.

[@JJones96]

I've watched this about 20 times and laugh continuously every time. This is so funny haha

[@metalheadalex91]

"I think we killed the franchise." Direct quote from George Clooney

[@DanielLave25280]

Yeah This Is Why Superman Works Alone

[@jerobriggs6861]

Well, at least Joel Schumacher apologized. Never knew he did. Now we just need the WB to apologize.

[@terraventusaqua123]

I was a child when I saw, and I can honestly say that I was entertained.

[@Outward777]

Robert Jay I think that's the point. It's obviously a kids movie and people don't seem to get that.

[@lucastheprinceofdarkness9344]

Robert Jay I was also entertained by this movie. I still like it.

[@alanwise30]

Yeah I actually liked this movie when I was little. I now regret having ever seen it.

[@brunoder303]

Robert Jay You were a child!

[@bookshnaw9318]

Robert Jay i would go to blockbuster and always got this movie and i thought it was awesome

[@BatmanHQYT]

"Tom Hardly" - one of the best jokes you've made.

[@agenttheater5]

I still say that Schumakers film 'Batman forever' and 'Batman and Robin' are a separate franchise from the Tim Burtons films 'Batman' and 'Batman returns'. For me its Shumachre at 3rd place and Burton and Nolan tie at first

[@crupo123]

"let's kick some.....ice" fukin hell

[@aarongrooves]

This was a great trailer. Just great. On so many levels. Kudos!

[@ArunaKamble.]

Are you still alive ?

[@aarongrooves]

@@ArunaKamble. no 💀

[@tommyvercetti1111]

@@aarongrooves What did he say

[@khetanisultan94]

Fantastic four(2015) makes this look like a masterpiece!

[@VNCntPrz]

Have u seen superman 4 and SUPERGIRL

[@MrLatrunks14]

+V1NC3nt P3r3z15 We don't talk about those crimes against humanity

[@tamaribond3434]

fantastic four makes twilight a better super hero movie...maybe

[@jiro110]

+Tamari Bond No it didn't, it just made it less slightly unbearable.

[@syafiqueazraei8836]

At least the suits didn't have nipples! At least there were no bad puns! There are some things that makes Fant4stic better than BnR.

[@TF2Fan101]

Well, at least Chris O'Donnell's career was saved by NCIS: LA.

[@GigaChadh976]

Man, this movie makes me tealize why Damian joined superman in injustice.

[@Mikel-tj1xu]

As bad as this movie is it still has a place in my heart. When I was 4 I loved it. But re watching it know it's more of a guilty pleasure.

[@bigmattman2005]

Same here, I was 8 at the time and thought it was so cool. I dare not watch it again though, because I know I will be thoroughly disappointed. Just like when I decided to watch scenes from the awesome classic, Mortal Kombat a few years ago on KZbin. I thought the uploader replaced it with awful footage he filmed with friends...just to read the comments and see that it was the actual film :(

[@Mikel-tj1xu]

Yeah, My uncle is a comic fan and I brought up this movie to him and I said I liked it. He stared at me and told me to re watch it because it was the worst, I did, AND I know now what he ment but I didn't hate it. I still kinda enjoyed it... But it still wasn't that good, but I smiled for my child hood. Only reason I kinda liked it. Everything else sucked.

[@user-cm4op2kz3y]

Wow this movie is so bad that it *Froze* the batman series

[@warpigofthepower7918]

+Super Nino That was even worse than the movie, now I hate you for exposing my eyes to that horrible comment. I curse you and hope you can never find a comfortable sleeping position and your pasta will be undercooked.

[@utoresa5193]

+Warpig of The Power wtf?????!!!!!!!!dude

[@warpigofthepower7918]

Uto Resa 519 Was that too evil?

[@badnano93]

+Super Nino Damn you.

[@user-cm4op2kz3y]

Okay let's *Chill* with these ice puns

[@keittykit]

I just realized Robin is now G Callen from NCIS: LA

[@FerretJohn]

Joel Schumacher was a damn good director; his credits were truly outstanding, problem was that he wasn't a comic book fan and didn't really understand the characters. Plus the studio was had become more interested in making a Merchandise Machine, they wanted a toy line and collectibles with a movie wrapped around them

[@gabe.e]

they didn't even mention that in this movie bane was like a Mexican wrestler sidekick

[@Xynth22]

Well...at least he is closer to the comic book Bane than the one in the new trilogy.

[@gabe.e]

xynth101088 what are you talking about? have you even read the comics? in the comics bane was really intelligent, dark knight rises was a very good example of bane from the comics

[@Xynth22]

TheHockeyLover77 Sure...except for him being white, not using venom, and I think British, lol. At least this one was closer to Banes ethnicity, used Venom and was a hulking beast of a man (when he was on Venom). The only thing they didn't really get right in this movie was his intelligence. And by comparison, the one in Rises might have just been a different character altogether, since he was essentially just a dude that wore some kind of breathing device. Anyway, wasn't trying to start an argument. Just making a joke.

[@gabe.e]

xynth101088 i think we both have valid points, it just depends on if you prefer to see bane's ethnicity or personality/intelligence portrayed

[@prodiggy13]

TheHockeyLover77 I thought he was a Spanish masked wrestler who's also related to batman..

[@hellrider7s922]

ghost rider???

[@hellrider7s922]

come on it would be epic

[@michaelabney2746]

Hassan Ali I said that too. They need to do both Ghost Rider movies.

[@hellrider7s922]

Michael Abney definitely man

[@JCSuperstar777]

2:13. Grappling-hook shots were brilliantly edited.

[@gcHK47]

“Stop with the cold puns!” “No sweat.”

[@anodomaniD]

My favorite so bad it's good movie. maybe it's the puns

[@ikilledcaptainalex666]

Agree

[@Alias_Anybody]

I would sell it as a parody for future generations.

[@filimongalogavros5301]

Especially the ice puns . . .

[@ksy4747]

Hahha I feel the same way! Havnt rewatched it in forever, but always loved it. Never took it serious, it made me laugh everytime. Then again, I dont give two shits about comic books, so maybe that's why I don't understand why people hate on it so much and take it so serious. Just watch it as a terrible comedy filled with hilarious puns. Especially Arnie puns!

[@KevinYannutz]

the batmobile in this one is still one of my favorites...next to dark knights

[@aguilayserpiente]

3:20 Valley Girl Cher, "I totally had no idea there was a Bat Girl."

[@zavierbusby7167]

All the puns for Mr Freeze XD

[@MrLeonacha]

Thank you christopher nolan for savin the franchise after this horrible horrible hideous monstruosity of a highschool project ...

[@MrLeonacha]

*saving

[@RyanHWeeks]

***** Thank you for correcting that. I totally couldn't tell that was "saving"

[@jordanwalker4269]

Saiyan Jedi He was just saving himself from grammar Nazis.

[@greyfox129]

i hate this movie but i'm also grateful for it because if not for this garbage the idea later on for the dark knight trilogy wouldn't have happened. So thank you stupid movie for forcing WB into rebooting the franchise giving us the batman we truly deserved.

[@TheStarwarsfreak101]

And so we can have a Man OF Steel to begin a DC Cinamatic Universe :D

[@gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820]

2:46 “Franchise Killer”

[@turloghtheblack]

Must say...this and every other trailer I've watched is some of the funniest and accurate shit I've seen in a long time. Keep it and the bonus at the end is great!

[@idkwhattonamemyself2]

little known fact: this movie is a form of torture in some third world countries

[@nightbane2]

elanarquista1995 "Show him Batman and Robin." "NOO! PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

Nightbane Would you prefer to see 1998 Godzilla?

[@nightbane2]

Drew Armstrong, The Glorious Lobster Emperor Pfft... bring me anything. I'll watch Foodfight over The Room, though.

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

Nightbane OK.

[@nightbane2]

Drew Armstrong, The Glorious Lobster Emperor Don't say OK like that you miserable crustacean!

[@artyfole]

This movie's actually kind of good if you think about it as a comedy.

[@Lowkeylie]

Eeeeeeehh maybe as a So Bad It's Good, but even then it's pushing it to me. If you want comedy Batman, you're better off going with TBATB cartoon. At least that one went full camp and embraced the cheese that was the 50s and 60s Batman run. It was kinda a love letter to the clichéd, corny as hell Adam West series and phoned in comic book characters from the era (a la Batmite).

[@TheAwesome45]

Lowkeylie True but it gave us corny, yet badass as fuck Aquaman.

[@hal0spartanii7dn]

I agree, I can see why people don't like it. But still like it because I don't see it as an actual Batman movie it's more like one of those jokes that are so bad that they become good in a weird way XD. Besides now that The Dark Knight series have kicked ass, Batman have redeemed himself so, why all the hate?

[@paultaramarshall5077]

Epic voice guy those puns are the tip of the ice berg. Best pun from this episode.

[@tacowilco7515]

When I was kid, I had a VHS with this film. I watched that 100 times. I absolutely loved it.

[@EuroMIX2]

I actually liked this film when I was younger and don't mind it too much, even now. I don't take it too seriously though.

[@PoochieCollins]

I kind of liked the movie as a kid. As an adult it was painfully bad to watch.

[@SlinxTheFox]

yeah, it's a good kids movie, up until a few months ago i thought it was just that, but when i found out it was supposed to be an actual batman film like the dark knight? i realized how horrible it is, would still watch though

[@JonathanHochman1]

Nah. Batman Forever is the kids movie, this is an abomination that should have banned Schumacher from ever directing again.

[@Annihilator49]

I'm glad the director appologized. Even though he made a terrible movie, that makes me like him a lot more.

[@dja-train2265]

Schumacher's apology was basically for following orders. The prime directive on this one was literally to make a toy commercial. The filmmakers had representatives from the tie-in toy companies consulting on how to design all the Bat-gear including costumes and vehicles to make the most appealing action figures.

[@TheHamsterMaster]

I swear this movie seems more like "Batman on Ice" than it does an actual flim.

[@angrypooh55]

when you're a kid you will enjoy this movie cause this adaption its for kids not adults. I really like this movie back then my favorite among the 4 batman films

[@floyd2386]

It was made to be kid friendly, but I also think it was aiming for people who grew up with Adam West's Batman. When I was younger I watched reruns of the old Batman and loved it's over the top silliness and when Batman and Robin came out when I was 11, I loved it for the same reason.

[@aqua6855]

Dustifany Medes WTF!!

[@JoshB___]

This movie is awesome!

[@LouisDiFelice]

I loved it too & I don't know why.... ?

[@mutantmaster1]

Louis DiFelice because it's a comedy

[@carlosnabais7746]

Is bad? Is super bad

[@Discosaturn]

Batman and Robin is so bad that it's good that it's one of my guilty pleasures behind watching movies.

[@JFee333]

Agreed. It's absolutely hilarious :D It may be bad, but it isn't boring at least.

[@A16AdamWalker]

there was a line from the honest trailer for TNMT 2: Secret of the Ooze that I think fits this film perfectly "The film that stands up way better when you were a kid"

[@alexc8123]

Your finest hour honest trailers, this and Superman IV

[@toatakanuva4846]

I have waited for this moment for a very long time...

[@njintau]

I actually liked Ahhnold's bad puns just cuz it was Ahhnold. Everybody else was just awkward.

[@Jesses001]

Well he did deliver his puns the best that is for sure. There was just far to many of them, even for the great puninator Arnold.

[@njintau]

Jesse Sisolack But they were all epically bad lol. My favorite was "Hey Batman, what killed the Dinosaurs? ... The ICE AGE!" xD

[@Farscryer0]

That's because Arnold's the man, Uma Thurman should've been able to choose her own wardrobe and acting direction, George Clooney should NEVER play Batman, and Chris O'Donnell was wishing that he could've worked with Val Kilmer again. Oh, and rubber-suit nipples, choreographed ice capades BS, and a shit-writer.

[@Discosaturn]

My favorite pun from Mr. Freeze was "Tonight hell freezes over!"

[@martymcdonald]

This movie is quite possibly the greatest achievement in cinematic history, and here's why. Forget Brando and De Niro. Scharwzenegger has propelled himself to legend status with this movie. Films like "The Godfather" can't even match up to the profound truth spoken by Mr. Freeze when he said, "The only certain thing in this world is that everything freezes." I was moved to tears. This deep character study is highlighted with excellent action scenes. I was on the edge of my seat the entire time. When Batman and Robin pulled out their Bat-Skates, I was truely transported to another relm of pure imagination and delight. However, I must stress that this movie isn't for kids. The mature adult content may be too much for them, and even some adults. The profound emotional impact of this movie is timeless. I highly suggest that anyone who loves for life should add this masterpiece to their collection. In fact, get the widescreen version too so that you might appreciate this perfectly crafted tale of love, and justice the way the brilliant director intended for it to be.

[@diegovb1145]

So true, forget The Godfather and Apocalypse Now, Batman & Robin is THE best movie ever made.

[@shaanz2.087]

Incredibly talented 🤩🤩writers. VO was fantastic delivery made the trailers even more awesome..👍👍👍👍😁😁😁😁💖💖💖🙏💞😍

[@nintendohandheld9556]

This movie will be 20 years old this year. Celebrate that and the 25th anniversary of Batman Returns, with an honest trailer for BR.

[@CH-zc8qx]

I like the movie. It was so bad I had a blast

[@Derpyfazbear]

Mr Freeze's Favorite movie is Frozen

[@oliverhayhoe]

Do you wanna build a snowman? Louder! Come on! Sing! Sing!

[@Derpyfazbear]

Oliver Hayhoe Lol

[@Eternaldarkness3166]

He should have let it go

[@brucelucasjr6019]

Encino Man prolly cracks the top 5

[@Allan_aka_RocKITEman]

*ICE STATION ZEBRA?* 😝😝😝

[@bibniebt]

I feel like Uma Thurman knew how stupid a movie she was in, so she just had fun with the role and basically played a vaudeville Poison Ivy. Way too good an actress for Schumacher. To say nothing of Cash-grab Clooney signing on

[@powerofone1645]

I love these, keep em commin

[@JustinSane8504]

Look at all the try-hards acting like they weren't sitting on the edge of their seats going ape shit when this came out. I was 11 y/o when this came out. I didn't give a shit about "batnipples" I paid to see Batman kickass and I got it. All 4 Batman films were a huge part of my childhood and Yes, Batman Forever and Batman and Robin were bad but I grew up watching those movies and I love them. The best part is watching my God-son enjoy them as much as I did. There's nothing more awesome than seeing a Batman Fan in the making.

[@JustinSane8504]

ghanphol The point I am making is that this country is full of people that try way too hard to fit in. Even disrespecting a movie that a good percentage of them have in their dvd/Blu-ray collection. But talk trash about it to look cool on KZbin. I agree with you but I've seen the movie too many times to hate it. Like a lot of people that grew up watching it. It's definitely not a masterpiece. Lol 

[@hardcoreLazors]

Spiderman!!! All of them please :)

[@ALE0LAGUNA]

the first trilogy done (i think a few days after yous comment xD

[@jayNicks10]

I love how the snowman hibernating pun the narrator says “okay that one didn’t even make sense.”

[@evolvedturtleproductions7600]

"I actually had no idea... that there WAS a Batgirl." 😋🔫

[@yvettej.9896]

Uma Thurman is beautiful. I really liked her in "Kill Bill" but this portrayal wasn't too terrible.

[@DarthRushy]

+Paul Brown THE ICEMAN COMETH!!!

[@ussglowcloud6988]

Her best performance was in GATTACA in my opinion.

[@George_Bulkin]

Uma Thurman ALWAYS beautiful, no matter how bad the movie is!

[@patrckhh20]

This movie was our PUNishment.

[@bruhfeld9600]

What's weird is Coolio was supposed to end up being the Scarecrow

[@warlordtulkas5374]

I remember being watching this movie when I was a teenager... when it get to the batman credit card I couldn't take it anymore... I turn off the TV and leave the room...

[@Vicvines]

they apologized for the movie!? LMAO!!!!

[@deensaid7762]

Patrick well at least he's honest

[@albertjohnson3875]

Even though people give Schumacher shit for this film I at least respect him for acknowledging his mistakes and to be fair he's actually a pretty decent filmmaker, he's made some good films like The Lost Boys, A Time To Kill, and Phone Booth.

[@sterlingfulton3414]

A BAT CREDIT CAAARD!

[@Vortiboy23]

NO!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!

[@lapduynguyenthien8674]

Sterling Fulton Nostalgia Critic i presumed

[@light564]

NO NO THAT DID NOT HAPPEN!

[@user-xx2iq5gw6o]

Sterling Fulton never leave the cave without it

[@MrKdawg87]

Why is nobody coming up with more puns??? "Hasta lav-ice-ta, baby!"