Honest Trailers | Every Streaming Service

[@believerr-g8p]

I remember when Netflix was basically all you needed. Then everyone else wanted a piece of the pie and now I don’t know where the hell half my favorites are anymore

[@marksnow7569]

But "everyone else" includes a lot of the media companies whose investments over the best part of a century created all the content Netflix was streaming before 2012 (and most since). They understood that the internet naturally creates near-global monopolies which are almost indestructible, and that if they allowed Netflix, or any similar service, to monopolize streaming, they would become its slaves.

[@shadow7988]

@@marksnow7569 Yeah, because there was so much innovation going on before hand, lol. Most of these services are being run by the most bland, play-it-safe companies in media.

[@marksnow7569]

@@shadow7988 What does 'innovation' have to do with it? I was discussing content, which doesn't need to innovate, just to attract viewers.

[@shadow7988]

@@SherwinCeleste-cj7ng low prices and no content, lmao.

[@ignacioapolo7340]

Pirate Bay. That's the answer

[@pedromegashit9999]

This is their way of saying “none of these people are paying us atm”

[@screenjunkies]

Pffft, Disney is always paying us

[@surabhibhattacharjee9610]

@@screenjunkies playing*

[@joshuamanjarrez6321]

@@surabhibhattacharjee9610 lmao

[@rupaksarkar3715]

@@surabhibhattacharjee9610 disney be playing everybody

[@Urammar]

I'm just here for the cheeky little metric boosting comment

[@KB-gd3gg]

"Brought to you by a modern-day feudal peasant!" Give whoever wrote that line a raise.

[@screenjunkies]

👻

[@mymanjoker]

Timestamp?

[@TheJerbol]

@@mymanjoker It's in the Prime section

[@Optimusprime809]

A raise from $0 to $1 XD

[@maxalaintwo3578]

Incoming communists. And I can't say I blame them. If only a little bit

[@matthewsawczyn6592]

Hear me out: we bundle these streaming services, and sell them together! And call it something...

[@audreyplaysnice2086]

yeah! we could bundle it with a piece of twine or maybe cabling...

[@stevejobs7989]

Ah yes, ke bel

[@borisdorofeev5602]

@@audreyplaysnice2086 bundle it like you would a dead body and launch it into the sun.

[@Zedrie]

LMAO

[@jayantkumar8428]

Relaince Jio is already doing that where with one broadband plan we can get almost all the streaming services subscription.

[@Rex_Crackerz]

​that golden arm bit felt like an SNL sketch making fun of Black Mirror

[@screenjunkies]

We'll think about that golden arm forever.

[@hbcazx]

@@screenjunkies From what show is that golden arm from? I kind of wanna see it now, lol.

[@jfcaraujo99]

@@hbcazx 50 states of fright

[@marycrawford7209]

I'm 90% sure that's based on an actual campfire-type ghost story. So NATURALLY it's RIPE for a gritty modern adaptation!

[@thegametaster189]

50 states of fright is actually pretty good show every couple episodes is a short story based on some Urban legend from a different state directed by Sam Rainey The first story has the guy from the main lead of Vikings

[@Anon-e7f]

My favourite streaming service: *The Pirates Bay*

[@kstalia]

huh? what's that? don't know what you're talking about...

[@jdcompas]

Pirate Bay, **** Hub, whats the difference, am I right?!? Lol

[@UlshaRS]

Let's just enjoy the fact that this got not 1 but 2 porn spam posts soon after posting. Even when we're not on the server, Pirate Bay is sketchy as fuck.

[@mastertroll1780]

Oh like the song? Yo Ho! Yo Ho! A P*R*T*'s life FOR ME!

[@screenjunkies]

You're just making stuff up

[@j.r.milton1273]

Since Screen Junkies have started being more active in the comments, should I start requesting Daredevil again?

[@astraestus8828]

Absolutely.

[@davinci3478]

Yessir

[@screenjunkies]

Couldn't hurt.

[@MythicBricks]

Screen Junkies yesss

[@diegogl734]

Hell yeah, Daredevil was awesome!!!!

[@NJGuy1973]

Disney+: Look, Pretty Soon We're Just Gonna Own Everything.

[@NexusKin]

Normal Disney: Look, Pretty Soon We're Just Gonna Own Everything.

[@extropiantranshuman]

Google: hold my glasses

[@pvshka]

Aaaaand their numbers are dropping by like 60%

[@mwara2444]

Unfederated capitalism Is real. When one company is allowed to just keep buying up smaller companies until they own everything. This is how companies are too big to fail. Banks have done it, GE did it, Boeing did it, And now Disney.

[@extropiantranshuman]

@@mwara2444 that's the dilemma of investing - when the whole world's working for you and it's still not enough.

[@tjfrye11]

Netflix: where they have everything, but they only let certain places watch certain things

[@aly2222]

*cries in canadian*

[@kingslothbernard9630]

Laughs in VPN

[@GrimGalore]

Netflix: We have movies for every demographic... Yes, even that one.

[@cyborg_v271]

@@kingslothbernard9630 8:23pm : User is in Melbourne 8:24pm : User is in NYC Netflix: "Seems Legit"

[@AsiaDanceScene]

Where there is precious little classic Japanese anime on the Japanese Netflix, lol

[@ScottCuthbert]

"America's Saddest Home Videos." Too bad the hospitals are full, you'll have to self treat that burn, KZbin.

[@N7Crusader]

Biting the hand is the best kind of humor

[@apaloosa01]

Thank goodness there's still dude perfect 😁

[@DarkYozora]

Yep, especially the Paul Brothers Chaos, Beauty Guru Drama and "Kids Content that actually wasting our time"...

[@screenjunkies]

😎👻

[@rajadhirajmaharaj]

6:30 I enjoyed it for free in the pandemic lockdown. They gave away free premium for two months. *I LOVE P0RNHUB!* ♥

[@MykalNines]

Respect for adding in the Pirate Bay at the end.

[@literaIIyshy]

What's that one?

[@samiranthakuria]

@@literaIIyshy how to watch anything without paying

[@literaIIyshy]

@@samiranthakuria thanks! I only knew about soap2day

[@MrJoshcc600]

I really prefer yify. 1 guy, lots of popups but no viruses

[@Rainmainand]

One advantage DVD's and blu rays is better then streaming services is that they don't get taken away from you and no scenes get taken out because someone throws a fit

[@duif4b]

Also, picture and sound quality are always pretty much top notch on disc, while streaming often has less bandwidth, and even less during peak hours or when some virus makes everyone use video conferencing (Netflix, Disney+ etc. actually disabled the highest quality setting last spring, remember?)

[@dingfeldersmurfalot4560]

Blockbuster demanded DVD's be censored and some were indeed shot or cut to meet their demands. Thank goodness China wouldn't do something like that now.

[@Mixedbag456]

That and you don't need any WiFi at all with physical media, so your internet going out won't be a big deal.

[@NexusKin]

Exactly. All these endless streaming services just cost more money for reduced content. I miss the days where you bought the physical copy in all its glory and that was it.

[@nicknichols1031]

@@ichijofestival2576 Scrubs. The only way to see it with the original, good soundtrack *legally* is on DVD.

[@DansandoaTV]

This needed to happen. Thank you screen junkies for stating the honest truth about these!

[@screenjunkies]

We do what we can.

[@edabsan7449]

@@screenjunkies playing it cool brah?

[@rajadhirajmaharaj]

6:30 I enjoyed it for free in the pandemic lockdown. They gave away free premium for two months. *I LOVE P0RNHUB!* ♥

[@makmakg242]

Thanks to Screen Junkies, it gave me a motivation why I rather pirate online streaming shows than subscribe for them monthly

[@PERFECTFIRE13]

@@rajadhirajmaharaj OnlyFans also has nudes, why didn't he get nervous about that?

[@redtiger257]

The one about Apple is so true. I’ve never heard anyone talk about the shows haha

[@hunacean]

I actually love Central Park and Myhtic Quest. Perfect for the 1 week trial

[@Sercumference]

I deal with tech a lot and no one I know ever talks about Apple TV curious to see how them streaming numbers change after a year because they pretty much have it away when the purchase of a new qualifying device

[@kawterhouari6639]

Yes and i watched couple of the shows and they were actually really

[@MACKandJER]

We got Apple Tv to watch Chris Evans' new tv show. Apple tv has some of my new favorite shows. Mythic Quest, Morning Show, and Ted Lasso are soooo good.

[@Roggerrabb1t]

I got it free for a year with my phone 6 months ago and I still haven’t even logged on

[@DougGlendower]

Not gonna lie, that was a solid Nic Cage impersonation.

[@RyanBrown2K5]

Yeah, it was!

[@mattk6101]

It was exquisite.

[@randomhuman97]

2:35 . Lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Oh wait. . It's true 🙄🙄🙄

[@JDillander91]

Nope

[@Darthalas]

Hell I had to check to see if they had him guest voiced or they used a recording. That was spot on.

[@CelticVictory]

"I think Bezos is taking this streaming wars literally." There's an idea for a movie.

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

Either Will Farrell or Trevor Noah have to play Bezos. 🤣

[@extropiantranshuman]

we already had it: the terminator

[@CelticVictory]

@@extropiantranshuman That didn't involve streaming wars.

[@rimurutempest4945]

@@CelticVictory that we know of at least

[@louisduarte8763]

Doesn't help he resembles Lex Luthor.

[@adultishgambino1]

The Friends with Benefit line for HBO may be the best line ya'll have produced.

[@RonnieLaugen]

Idunno. "Money printer goes brrrr" is right up there

[@UsernameyMcUsernameFace]

“Modern day feudal peasants” was my personal highlight

[@jwc6621]

Nah 'iPass' is way better hahah

[@jinpark3075]

“Disorder of the Phoenix” for Joker will be unbeaten for awhile.

[@nadiabattilocchi5476]

Podium with "Despicable Greed" (= Minions) + "Leonardo No Oscaro" (the wolf of wall street)

[@grvlohia1]

"iPass" for apple tv was just the best title. I literally burst out laugh at that.

[@DCKA05]

Omg...me too 🤣🤣

[@Cinemalitics]

I know ryt 😂😂😂😂

[@HARIHaran-ks7wp]

for real

[@chrisscanlan1533]

I got a free year of Apple TV + when I upgraded my phone and it’s still not worth it.

[@luckyDancer100]

I don’t subscribe either... makes me wonder who is?

[@ham_fast]

This was such a clever Honest Trailer! Well done, Screen Junkies!

[@screenjunkies]

Thank you, Ham Fast.

[@allah9896]

@@screenjunkies pooooooooooooooop

[@garrettk7166]

@@screenjunkies Clever girl :)

[@ChromeDestiny]

Tubi - What if Dollar Tree's DVD section was a streaming service.

[@MFFLRicky]

Lowkey tubi got some good content, they got some really good old movies and shows

[@Freaky144]

I mean they got some good transformers shows on there and once in a while find a good movie to watch

[@sonofaspyder3000]

Someone finally said it

[@aidanredding8058]

Yep, you might find some good stuff, but for the most part it's just garbage nobody wants.

[@lollipopcorndog]

or just “Tubi - Dollar Tree’s DVD section”

[@madskills2368]

I'm so glad they did this. Good job Honest Trailers

[@binitshrestha3122]

I want Amazon to make all or nothing on Manchester United and so do u

[@m0L3ify]

The "women who are going through a lot right now" demographic...LOL! 😂

[@thichinhphan4010]

Gentle jab 😂 Cuz they are still gentlemen giving the shade

[@catdogmousecheese]

So would that just be women in general now? I mean how many email and phone calls have you received from friends, relatives, and coworkers saying "how are you holding up?" or "is your family safe?"

[@nicholaskinkaid]

@@catdogmousecheese Because if they were actually trying to be accurate then it would be *people* going through a lot in general. SPOILER: men also have to deal with a lot of crap. Now the whole thing was supposed to be a joke anyhow, so let's not ruin it.

[@waitselljones8068]

@@nicholaskinkaid But they're talking about the demographic for their shows. Not reality.

[@disneyvillainsfan1666]

"The Good stuff is hard to find." Well *SOMEONE* finally said it!

[@emmanuelwil-jeff]

it's true you can't find the "good stuff" anywhere and idk who did it or why but it's some sicc joke am im not laughing :P

[@babyvision6924]

0:34 Netflix 1:08 CBS All Access 1:36 Peacock 2:11 Amazon Prime 2:47 Quibi 3:35 KZbin 4:12 HBO Max 4:43 Hulu 5:11 Apple TV+ 5:38 Disney+ 6:08 Others

[@Writer_Productions_Map]

*CBS All Access/Paramount+

[@Writer_Productions_Map]

*Amazon Prime Video

[@Writer_Productions_Map]

*Max (HBO Max + Discovery+)

[@billc.2627]

This proves the disaster that can take place if you cross the STREAMS!

[@lunamax1214]

*slow clap*

[@screenjunkies]

Well done.

[@nilayjakati8232]

That's a Ghostbuster reference right?

[@billc.2627]

@@nilayjakati8232 Correct.

[@dereksierra8144]

Disater

[@nabeehaalam8351]

Quibi’s slogan should be “Love KZbin but hate how free it is?” 😂😂😂

[@mintonsingha8164]

Try KZbin Vanced

[@patriciaa4451]

"The women who are going through a lot right now demographic" LMAO I almost snorted my yoghurt.

[@thejiggy]

that one definitely made me lol at work, unfortunately haha

[@RoseBaggins]

Oh man, that got me too.

[@morganfeb]

😬 I said oh sh*t out loud at that

[@lexx5313]

There's certainly a demographic for this... And everything else under the sun now... This took the cake thou 😂😂😂

[@BKAllmighty]

Sep 22: "I hope someone takes Quibi out for one last run around the block before it's too late". Sep 23: ... Sep 24: ... Sep 25: ... Sep 26: ... Sep 27: ... Sep 28: ... Sep 29: ... Sep 30: ... Oct 01: ... Oct 02: ... Oct 03: ... Oct 04: ... Oct 05: ... Oct 06: ... Oct 07: ... Oct 08: (cough) Oct 09: ... Oct 10: ... Oct 11: ... Oct 12: ... Oct 13: ... Oct 14: ... Oct 15: ... Oct 16: ... Oct 17: ... Oct 18: ... Oct 19: ... Oct 20: ... Oct 21: Oh no! It's too late. It's gone. What a shame.

[@GrandmotherSunshine]

"Remember the company that killed and buried Blockbuster" *Netflix whistling in the backround like nothing happened* There fixed it for you 😊

[@KeyUSeeCZ]

More like taking revenge for refusing them

[@anyawillowfan]

Tbf blockbuster could've owned Netflix but chose not to.

[@dec13666]

Revenge is a dish that is better served cold 😀👍.

[@europeanpatriot8031]

What do you mean?

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

Blockbuster did more than anyone else to kill Blockbuster.

[@sydguitar99]

"Streaming is cheaper than cable " and then you end up having 4 streaming services that cost more than a cable plan

[@user-cs1ep6jj2o]

lolll😂..... It's kinda hard to choose but if it was me, I'd choose Netflix, HBO max and possibly Amazon prime....

[@lisamelroy2855]

That's why you have family and friends! One gets Netflix to share, another gets Hulu to share, etc.

[@jarrod752]

Everyone has 4 streaming services. Everyone only pays for about 2 in my experience.

[@MrJoshcc600]

Only 4? Hulu live is the only one with sports and that's 40$ alone!

[@MsNotzi]

I have 4 streaming TV services that cost $53.00 total (Netflix, Prime, HBO and Starz Prime channels). We still have a bundled cable package, and that sets me back $193.00. Streaming still wins for me.

[@jimothydrstrange9158]

Not the Honest trailer we need, but the honest trailer we deserve

[@segamble1679]

Solid.

[@eliza23y.oiwantsexopenmyvi86]

🌹💓💙

[@johnmclain250]

Came here to see the piratebay mentioned, was not disappointed.

[@adithyastren6218]

Piratebay is not a streaming service though.

[@albeartschnitzel6742]

@@adithyastren6218 u-torrent is XD

[@gold9994]

@@adithyastren6218 you can stream in deluge.

[@Frank451Martin]

Plus free stuff and a slight chance of your computer catching STDs if you're not careful.

[@victorp7938]

Kind of disappointed you guys missed the easy "Every Disney movie and show they've ever made, except the ones they want you to forget" joke about Songs Of The South.

[@nothingtoseehere1729]

Oh that’s a good one!

[@abbymoutardier8743]

Ok, but if the free version of Peacock was called FreeCock, they’d be the best.

[@pattheplanter]

Oh, it's a Paycock.

[@gllyflower]

I have read an explanation of what Peacock is several times and still don't understand what they're trying to do.

[@BobPagani]

@@gllyflower Neither do they.

[@gllyflower]

@@BobPagani Lol too true

[@BobPagani]

@@gllyflower "We're smart as a peacock" should be their slogan.

[@Xzor]

2:11 "From the people who brought you everything in your apartment"... Do I need to change my locks? Has Screen Junkies been here while I'm out?

[@screenjunkies]

shhhh

[@CincinnatusPublish]

It's soooooooooooo true!!!!

[@cerdgold225]

I heard Amazon has a good deal on locks. Maybe check buying it there...

[@WhelmedButReady]

I give them extra props for including themselves in this roasting when they mentioned Screen Junkies Plus. Respect, lol.

[@AnujKuumar]

Netflix: We have everything. Me: Cool. I wanna watch it. Netflix: It's only available in _______. Your country isn't suitable for it.

[@anilkumarsreesafety]

Enter VPN

[@Angelika5378]

@@kandystorressantiago8865 depends on the vpn. most don't work on netflix

[@fistsofsnake5475]

Yeah, Prime do same thing. Annoying

[@刘翰鹏]

where is the vpn ad？

[@_birdie]

say whaaaat? i can fix this by using a VPN?? explain!!! please! help us technologically challenged tv viewers! ☺️

[@Ladykyra101]

"A modern day feudal peasant." Wow. Literally, no words for this at all. 😧

[@plucas1]

You need to do an Honest Trailer for Pitch Meetings, and they need to do a Pitch Meeting for Honest Trailers.

[@grande42xcom]

Barely an Inconvenience...

[@singlediamondjenn]

YES

[@gabeskai]

This needs to become a thing

[@Mibbitmaker]

I wrote one of those and posted it in comments a while ago and it got ignored (though if the replies were going to be negative, then I'm grateful). I forget which Honest Trailers vid's comments I put it on, though. Would be cool to see the real thing and compare notes...

[@Mibbitmaker]

I just checked. I posted my Pitch Meeting Honest Trailer fan version in the Starship Troopers Honest Trailer comment section.

[@CanineLupus0114]

I personally want to Thank You for Mentioning Pirate Bay, it literally changed my life

[@dingfeldersmurfalot4560]

You're in jail now?

[@MickaelVest]

Between piratebay, pornhub, the self mocking, and the names that are so on point, this is one of my favori favorites

[@NeoTechni]

I've never even heard of some of them, but lets not quibil over the details

[@karanjotsingh1873]

Dont take there names casually man Gotta keep them safe

[@michaelstrong5383]

*"Lady in Love with Her Golden Arm"* Unless the show involves her getting all the Infinity Stones, not interested.

[@jimb.7523]

Or a spin-off movie: "James Bond vs. Lady in Love with Her Golden Arm and the Man with the Golden Gun."

[@HackedGlitch265]

Isn't that why she doesn't want to remove it? Because she already has them?

[@air1das]

My preciousssss

[@nonyabiznez5820]

Spoiler: she gets the first few, but stops at the Soul Gem. Cause THAT'S how much she loves that Golden Arm.

[@sortapundit]

“Too flush with cash to resist making a new show to boost signups in Outer Mongolia.” To be fair we *are* a market of 3 million entertainment-starved folk. There’s not much to do of an evening here in Mongolia. It’s just vodka or Netflix.

[@johnnymoondog9474]

I'd choose vodka

[@DragonAurora]

I'll go with the vodka please...

[@josephdedrick9337]

well you could always invade asia again.

[@Crick1952]

Broke: Netflix and Chill Woke: Netflix and Vodka

[@Starguardianbard]

Also Marco Polo was a really good idea for a show damnit

[@MileHighBrendan]

My daughter wants you to say “I’m Peppa Pig.”

[@introvertgirl1676]

MileHighBrendan I hope he also adds, "and this is my little brother George" haha!

[@rtpoe]

"I'm Peppa Pig!"

[@memyself898]

Perfectly splendid.

[@madisonmeyers5493]

Alright folks we need to get this comment to the top

[@horseoperamarker]

@@madisonmeyers5493 yes

[@kobuseksteen411]

Pirate Bay? Is that the streaming service that only shows Johnny Depp movies?

[@kimifw58]

Edward Scissorhands is my favorite pirate movie.

[@noahf9820]

Thought that was the one with Michael Bolton and Lonely Island?

[@screenjunkies]

It's a movie about Michael Bay buying a ship and learning to sail.

[@jch010]

And Game of Thrones

[@FallenHalfWingedWolf]

Whats the pirate one about???

[@nj2236]

“Love KZbin, but hate how free it is” LMAO 😂

[@Jerga27]

3 replies and all bots?! Here, have a real one I lol'd pretty hearty at that too 👍

[@nj2236]

James Anderson thanks man

[@blakedavis2447]

Crunchyroll : that one with the anime that you’ll use once until your free trial runs out until you start pirating again Kiss anime : the one everyone use but won’t admit Funimation : for people that like dubs Hi dive : the one everyone forgot about And hen : oh what’s that we’re not allowed to mention it ? Um uh the one you watch at night time / when your parents leave

[@thefakemacaw]

i thought kissanime got closed down

[@Version0111]

VRV: the one with Harmon Quest

[@musclecop2179]

@@thefakemacaw first time? Kissanime always comes back

[@facelessdragon1404]

Gogoanime: The one everyone goes to when Kissanime is down (again).

[@ILikeMyPrivacytbt]

There's also watchcartoonsonline

[@jessif.]

My husband is the king of watching the B-movie crap Amazon puts on Prime for free. Any time he picks the movie, the whole family groans.

[@bobbyluck3324]

First of all I am the king of watching b movies and my kids never groan (of course they are on their phones the whole time and barely aware we are having family movie time so...)

[@aegystierone8505]

The Grand Tour is good though.

[@kriskraken9747]

There are so many steaming services now that most consumers are gonna feel pirating is more convenient than watching it legally. These greedy corporations are hurting themselves

[@FixerRC-]

And maybe add shows that people pirate because they aren't available on any streaming service in their country. Big Brother Canada is one of the most pirated international shows in the US because of this

[@abhikmondal6017]

And then not making the content available globally. Like even after you pay You cant access all the content. I am Like WHAT THE FUCK. Hence back to my old friends

[@Chr0nic1er]

Right. When the pirate options are not just cheaper, but better and more convenient? You're gonna have a hard time competing. I mean, lets be real, that one service that no one recognized totally has ALL the content in one convenient place, and you don't have to wait for it to buffer either as long as you plan ahead a bit. Probably. I don't recognize it.

[@gllyflower]

I can't for the life of me figure out how no business supergenius hasn't cut a volume deal with the suppliers this fractured market and offered customers one boffo login for a discount bundle price. The Honest Trailer was right because it's turning right back in to cable where you had to pay for a bunch of crap you didn't want just to get the few things you do want.

[@williammcalpine2718]

Then they’ll lobby for pirating laws as strict as the IRS

[@salemmohamed5724]

“Everything is gonna cost you” *laughs in torrent*

[@Future_Vantas]

Drink up me hearties yo ho

[@thatguywhois]

remember my fellow pirates, ''take what you can, give nothing back!" . . . . maybe seed sometimes, to give back to community. we can be Robin hood and a pirate at the same time, it's 2020

[@randomcallum]

laughs in internet bills....

[@AbdulGoodLooks]

@@thatguywhois Use the money you save and become a patreon to your favourate channels.

[@keijimuramoto]

5:10 I was honestly waiting for Honest Trailers to reference Ricky Gervais' scathing joke about Apple at the Golden Globes: "Apple roared into the TV game with The Morning Show, a superb drama about the importance of dignity and doing the right thing, made by a company that runs sweatshops in China."

[@Nutty_art]

"Crackle's still around, good for you Crackle" got me!!!

[@keithengle592]

"Hulu already tried this model and it failed." The best part is, that was when Hulu was owned by NBC. So someone said "hey remember that thing we tried that failed? Let's try that!"

[@gllyflower]

It's weird though for the life of me I can't figure out why it failed. I liked that it was free and was okay to trade ad watching for free content. They had struck a good balance of content to ad time too. Mysterious.

[@johnpatz8395]

Keith Engle that’s corporate America in a nutshell! Almost every new plant manager we got at my last company would come up with the same “brilliant idea” that all the others did, and when I would point out “we’ve tried that,” 2, 3 & then 4 “times already,” I would be ignored, and we’d be forced to do it again, and *gasp* it still didn’t work. Wow, who could have seen that coming? 😁

[@calebmauer1751]

@@johnpatz8395 Yeah, and by the time they wise up, they take a promotion and you're stuck with another new guy.

[@semihrodrigue8579]

Caleb Mauer too real

[@nathanaelhahn]

I cracked at "From the people who brought you everything in your apartment" lolol

[@noellucas6421]

Right lol

[@sacredsteeler]

Truest thing ever

[@caillew7618]

Oh wait...everybody heard that? I thought he was only talking to me. 😂😂😂

[@screenjunkies]

👻😈

[@sockmonkeyjg]

Honest trailers "Pirate bay you have to be the worst website I've ever heard of" Pirate bay " but you have heard of me"

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

I've never even heard of it. I'm guessing it's just a service about sailing, ships, boats, the ocean, and other pirate stuff.

[@Jannerius]

I died when it said for Twitch "Games without games" its all about Just Chatting now

[@Myrios526]

I really hope She-Hulk actually looks muscular and isn’t just another slim built woman we’re told is really strong.

[@TheGuardDuck]

Maybe they can find a female body builder who can act. They exist, and it's incredible to see what a totally ripped woman looks like. Although, they'll probably just CG it, like regular Hulk. I can't recall: did She-hulk do the "mostly normal unless angry" thing? Cuz I feel like she was always green.

[@helmox1]

i hope the opposite

[@screenjunkies]

Like when The Last of Us 2 included a buff lady and everyone loved her! 😔 people are fun

[@salehaltaher3210]

@@screenjunkies She-Hulk is a literal monster made by Radiation, Abby is some chick that happens to be buffer than Henry Cavill, there's a difference.

[@prathapkutty7407]

@@TheGuardDuck what about the MMA fighter who was in Deadpool and mandalorian?

[@lemtargain7635]

"iPASS" was just hilarious. Nearly choked on my noodles!

[@AC9123]

I laughed too XD

[@sadmanpranto9026]

@@AC9123 did you also choked on noodles ??

[@AC9123]

@@sadmanpranto9026 I wasn't eating noodles at the time, but I did choke on air.

[@sadmanpranto9026]

@@AC9123 you were eating air ??

[@AC9123]

@@sadmanpranto9026 No. Sometimes I'm talking and then I choke randomly. I don't know how that happens.

[@westnilesnipes]

Quibi has so many celebrities in it but absolutely no one watches lol

[@GerardoAguilar1]

Its geared too much toward Zoomers imo. Who are even more broke than Millennials. I think its destined to fail unless it starts targeting TV watching people and not only people who like watching stuff on their phones.

[@eightykakes15]

Quibi, the Stadia of movie and TV streaming.

[@dontmindme5879]

Too many ads for me I dont support stuff that ads me to death

[@lightpoint4426]

I've literally never heard of it until this video.

[@hbeachley]

It’s SUCH a bad format.

[@the_o_man]

Who's here after Quibi announced they'll be shutting down? Lmao

[@t.c.thompson2359]

I don't need anymore conservative propoganda blared from my TV. That's what Blue Bloods are for.

[@funkey6737]

Wait they're shutting down?

[@eddymannylow8216]

@mestre da diversão sure buddy...

[@sreehari1511]

Do *SCREEN JUNKIES* Honest Trailer Please.

[@tarfap.kpamber9732]

We live for this.

[@etrip9134]

They've done that before.

[@razeeem9154]

it is in deadpool 2 honest trailer

[@screenjunkies]

Check out the Deadpool 2 HT, and the weird one that was written by a robot

[@tarfap.kpamber9732]

@@screenjunkies Okay, seen, but how about Epic Voice Guy doing the trailer? And which one was written by a robot please?

[@Nik-spartan]

Man good thing i got here before the bots did

[@Dark-Wolf27]

Fr

[@astraestus8828]

Kinda taken over KZbin haven't they😅

[@calleocho2107]

How can you spot a bot?

[@screenjunkies]

Bots need love, too.

[@Christian-cz9bu]

First.

[@chromageddon5517]

okay the our-joke-but-their-font-slash-logo person officially needs a raise

[@pastthepointofnoreturn6412]

Ikr like how do they do that

[@MrJoshcc600]

I left Netflix when they removed star ratings, was nice to see a movie is 1 star pos before wasting my afternoon

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

It was also nice when the algorithm new how much I liked a show in order to better recommend me stuff. The moment they took that away was the moment the algorithm could no longer differentiate between "oh my, that was amazing!" and "well I suppose this was better than staring at a wall for two hours". Recommendation quality went WAY down.

[@shadow7988]

Unironically thank Ami Schumer for that one, lmao. got ratings bomb so hard Netflix called everyone mysogynist and removed the rating system.

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

@@shadow7988 That sounds unlikely, but I wouldn't call it impossible. I do remember when she got bombed in the ratings on Netflix and her white knights called everyone misogynists. That was back when Netflix was refusing to present good stand-up made by women.

[@dingfeldersmurfalot4560]

Yeah that really stinks. Also comments.

[@dingfeldersmurfalot4560]

@@TheReaverOfDarkness Yep, I'm constantly getting recommended stuff I have no interest in, and stuff I've already watched and rated, too.

[@MrRayMac1963]

“Cyberdyne Prime”, well played honest trailers, well played.

[@kthecr8tr190]

Anyone else realize how much the clip of Bezos laughing with those two guys looks like the scene at Lex Luthor's gala in BvS

[@GraysonJStedmanjr]

That was more of a Dr. Evil laugh

[@Jack-zt1sr]

Bezos could totally pull off Lex, I'm sure he would have been better than that kid they got for the Batman v Superman movie.

[@neeljavia2965]

@@Jack-zt1sr That kid played Mark Zuckerberg.

[@herloss448]

BVS had lex luthor ? go check ur eyes

[@madderthanever]

Yep, the Pirate Bay - longest running 'streaming service' of all time. And that ship ain't gonna sank any time soon.

[@cosmicmuffin322]

Name somewhere else you can get the original restored Star Wars!

[@randomcallum]

1337x

[@jemiebridges3197]

Except, how do you find it?

[@saurabhraj2027]

@@cosmicmuffin322 kickasstorrent

[@saurabhraj2027]

@@jemiebridges3197 Use VPN and search "tbp org" tap on the search results.. you'll eventually find it on first second or third

[@Chiledyz]

You forgot the 2 streaming services for the cultured folks: Funimation & Crunchyroll

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

Funimation seriously?

[@audreyplaysnice2086]

I don't think they forgot.

[@11Affen]

Nyaa. I'm not talking about catgirls.

[@MsDudette21]

cultured? more like nerds

[@AK-jt7kh]

That would have been funny, because funimation is terrible.

[@nunyabidniz2868]

YT really needs to add the "Double Thumbs Up" option for content that's just far & away superior to anything else the algorithm is going to throw at you today...

[@Keithustus]

Be stingy with your video likes. Only like something that meets that threshold.

[@DivineFalcon]

Bezos looks like a Bond villain. All he needs is a white cat...

[@SwagBroPlays]

And a monocle

[@italocampoli8643]

And still prime has better content than all other ones together

[@YunisRajab]

@@italocampoli8643 nah they're just full garbage that you miss the great 1% of shows

[@0Fyrebrand0]

I was thinking he looks like Lex Luthor.

[@pissmyasslynch5325]

The only Prime show I'm watching is Grand Tour.

[@onnnn111]

Say, "He's just standing there... MENACINGLY!"

[@genshinsage]

JoJo Reference

[@Mike739107]

This is the best "Honest Trailer" episode yet. And that's saying something.

[@heidihansen5793]

hulu is more like "please don't cancel us. we will give you more free months if you keep us."

[@amalyakatz]

The Mickey Mouse Hub is a much better name than Disney+.

[@Just4Fun-Zocker]

Should have been Milking Mouse.

[@davidmadej5955]

The HUB channel is back

[@user-cs1ep6jj2o]

@Derek Hottenstein yeahhh the mandalorian.... and.... and.... yupppp that's pretty much it....

[@user-cs1ep6jj2o]

@Derek Hottenstein yupp..... that's pretty much it....

[@VigilanteLulu]

@@user-cs1ep6jj2o ...and the new Phineas and Ferb movie and some Disney TV Animations shows like Gravity Falls, Amphibia, Big City Greens, Gargoyles, etc!

[@adams2627]

"Friends With Benefits" FLOORED me

[@Eddyspeeder]

YES

[@chester.eucrine]

And everything will cost you Me : *Laughs in u-Torrent*

[@trapsack]

Heh

[@crabbasket1270]

"Forget to unsubscribe until the Marvel stuff comes out." Too accurate.

[@michaeltertelyi8479]

What’s even crazier is that you didn’t mention the ones specific to certain regions, and the various anime streaming services. Which goes to show that there are A LOT of streaming services, like DAMN, bruh!

[@chakachacha]

Im just waiting where there would be 1 hub of streaming where we could subscribe to and then we're back to cable again. This time it's online.

[@harrysgirl101]

Anime services could have their own video

[@jd2792]

@@chakachacha there is its called pirateing the show

[@countgeekula3046]

He could have mentioned Sky tho, alot of HBO stuff is on Sky in Europe.

[@eightykakes15]

@@chakachacha I told a co-worker they would do this once people started cutting the cord. Everything would be a la carte now for 10 bucks here, 5 bucks here,... Basically a repackage of cable lol. Here we are. Nostradamus y'all lol. I also said it would get extremely stupid (like a show having only 3 MIDDLE seasons out of 12 available on a site levels of stupid 🤔) before there was order to everything.

[@nisa202]

Can you do an Honest Trailer for The Truman Show? I can't believe you've never done it!

[@screenjunkies]

Tough to do really great movies, but maybe someday?

[@ohitsmsollie.ollielee893]

Yes please do the Truman show, it's a classic

[@amrys_argent]

I (old enough to have seen The Truman Show in the theater) had an interesting conversation about it with some younger folks. Culturally, our ideas about what privacy is has changed so much since that movie was made. With the ubiquity of things like reality TV and social media, the only aspect of the story that seems jarring by today's ideas is the idea that a child was adopted by a corporation. (Let's hope that part stays fictional, at least.)

[@xaviermaster1]

maybe before wanda vision since the plot kinda remind me of the truman shoiw

[@iamthedoctor3915]

@@screenjunkies I think your Trailers for the realy great movies are the best. Especially when you either say or we get the feeling that you're just not coming up with anything to critisise. Like in the ones for Empire Strikes back or E.T.

[@DarkLorde]

It's the cable wars of the 90s all over again but now totally online!

[@lhpkazuha]

Not even a quarantine can make me subscribe to that many streaming services

[@MamadNobari]

Sub to Pirate Bay and you'll have all of them.

[@christianwise637]

2:42 God, Bezos basically is a real life Lex Luthor isn't he?

[@celticbabs3105]

Or Dr. Evil (Austin Powers) ...

[@screenjunkies]

He's really leaning in.

[@TrueBackLash]

0:03 LOL One’s not even a direct request just “WTF is Qubi?”.

[@UdaraDiyalagoda]

I think they did a keyword search and put it here without looking.

[@TrueBackLash]

Udara Diyalagoda that's what it looks like to me too.

[@av88id85]

I first heard of quibi because of College Humor sketch. I thougjt its a made up names. Thats why im really surprised seeing it mentioned here. Never thought quibi is real

[@Tenpouin]

for me is WTF is 90% of this trailer

[@musicalhistory4392]

Well the video did explain what is is.

[@bababanana20123]

I like how they only had good things to say about HBO Max and only made fun of it for having Friends

[@sauronishere8040]

In India, HBO shows are on Disney+Hotstar (a collab of domestic Hotstar and disney+). Funny thing, that sacrifices Adult Swim on it 😄

[@changsiah2]

maybe some good shows and good cartoons ( although I'm fairly take a break from cartoons for a while)

[@lucapelo8303]

its because HBO max is what streaming services should’ve been like from the start

[@lamaripiazza5226]

@@lucapelo8303 HBO max is overated

[@bubbledoubletrouble]

Props to whoever made all the logos. Really putting in the work for this one!

[@lynnb5726]

"You always know what the dumbest worst people are looking for." 😂

[@plan_r4005]

Just when I thought their business model had run out, they pulled this one off.

[@screenjunkies]

Pfft. Business is good, Farts McCool. Business is good.

[@barelyfree9427]

I wish TUBI would have everyone else's content, cause it has the least annoying interface.

[@carybeweary7209]

But it has a lot of ads

[@jimmysimard3008]

@@carybeweary7209 Indeed, that was fine with one ad at the start and one at the end but since they started putting adds every 15 minutes I stop caring...

[@determineddi2044]

Tubi is great..

[@drebreezy14]

Crunchyroll will forever be the red headed stepchild of streaming Finally a KZbin comment with over a thousand likes, my life is complete

[@screenjunkies]

Yeah, forgetting Weebflix was totally on us 😬

[@Fishmanglitz]

@@screenjunkies for the people who say "bwoobs" every chance they get I'm surprised that you aren't weebs over there.

[@manuelalbertoromero9528]

@@screenjunkies FOOLS

[@sliphstream4927]

Don't forget Funimation streaming service!

[@rajadhirajmaharaj]

6:30 I enjoyed it for free in the pandemic lockdown. They gave away free premium for two months. *I LOVE P0RNHUB!* ♥

[@marias.7717]

My friends: With Netflix you can watch ANYTHING at ANYTIME!! Me: But... I could already watch anything at the ship port... 🤔

[@nahor88]

Netflix: "Wanna watch Karate Kid?" Me: "Sure!" Netflix: "Wanna watch me take it down when you're part way through it with no warning?" Me: >_>

[@WouldYouKindlyNot]

He said, Alexa, lets chat, and my Alexa DOWN THE HALL IN THE OTHER ROOM HEARD IT AND IT FREAKED ME OUT

[@TheOctMandalorian]

That's why you change the wake word to Echo.

[@revanruler6404]

why tf would you want to have this spy in your home?

[@janyautkarsh169]

HBOmax being friends with benefits took me out 😭😭😭

[@andrewvazzana383]

Can you say "There is only one Netflix account, the login information just gets passed around"?

[@spidernic]

The honourable mentions had me in stitches.

[@paulkalibbala1339]

1:13 - "ten thousand shows about crime-solving acronyms" so accurate 😂😂😂

[@teutonicknight23]

I knew the gunshot with quibi was coming. It was pretty obvious, but it still was one of the funniest things about this. And this HT was pretty good.

[@AbuBakar-wp7rw]

There has never been a better time to be a pirate, there’re so many shows to watch.

[@rubynall80]

IT'S A TRAP!

[@DATFilms]

@@rubynall80 "Send no reply" - Kenobi, Obi-Wan

[@shan4680]

There's too much. I gave up and don't watch any of them now.

[@northamericansports1501]

I just watch network shows (ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox, CW) to narrow down the selection

[@Ghostleeee]

North American Sports network show are all the same!

[@WilliamJakespeareProps]

...yeah

[@LuisSierra42]

Aye aye

[@Yosi-Berman]

Nah

[@nameslesss]

What’s up with all these bots in the replies smh

[@adrianothegoat]

*Insert Name* ikr

[@UlshaRS]

@@nameslesss I'm guessing the filter is under going "adjustments" again

[@alrightymedia]

Eventually the world will get back to Pirates Bay.

[@hiiamhi.23]

The pirates will return.

[@hellNo116]

I know I only use Netflix and prefer to make a server and have it download everything all the time. In a 2 years it will close to paying back ....

[@yippykiyay89]

I never left

[@ericcrane3871]

yes ... back to it

[@brunosoares8063]

It never left

[@northernlight4evah]

I miss the simpler days of those red DVD envelopes in the mail and weekly visits to Blockbuster.