Honest Trailers | Jingle All The Way

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Honest Trailers | Jingle All The Way
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, Danielle Radford & Lon Harris
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, & Max Dionne
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
Production Coordinator: Ryan O"Toole
#HonestTrailers

[@MusicalJourneysThruCinema]

Jingle All The Way A.K.A. Black Friday: The Movie

[@CelestialReturner]

That's how I see it.

[@jamesgarrett8833]

Now I get the movie message 👍

[@burger_kinghorn]

I think it took place on Christmas Eve.

[@oshanesinclair5694]

Never saw it that way before 😁😂

[@TheCumberCoIlective]

Black Friday in my town is a bunch of people being polite and calmly waiting in the appropriate lines and helping hand the merchandise to you when you ask

[@carpathiantortoise7218]

Didn't even know there was an after credits scene to this movie.

[@tremor3258]

Why stick around?

[@carpathiantortoise7218]

@@tremor3258 be more specific, there's no stupid questions just stupid people.

[@MandleRoss]

@@tremor3258 I see what you did there.

[@MandleRoss]

@@carpathiantortoise7218 He was using a quote from another Arnie movie to say that people could not wait to get out of the theater after watching this horrible film.

[@Young8mvp]

I discovered it about 5 years ago in the chapter select. I was like WTF is this?

[@nicolasbarrows]

“YOUR MAH NUMBAH ONE CAHSTOMAH”

[@TheLowBrassDude]

Can I get a dozen red roses please?

[@Channel4Snakes]

@@TheLowBrassDude Oh hi Johnny, I didn't know it was you.

[@28joshg]

That's meee. Hi doggee.

[@Skitz0frenix]

*you're

[@tfmaster96]

Can we close the deal today? How about at a 50% discount?

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

"Your ordinary Austrian bodybuilder mattress kingpin?" Is this why Mr. Incredible became an insurance salesman?

[@rhysalexander182]

I love the idea that George Lucas saw this film, saw the cute little kid and thought "THAT'S Darth Vader!"

[@mattphillips3537]

Well he was already half machine.

[@dattofuguy2497]

Please say: "PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN, NOOOOWWW"

[@bradvilla6705]

DatTofuGuy 24 “Cookies are for closers”

[@durhay]

@@bradvilla6705 "I said chocolate chip."

[@karlmuster263]

That's my favorite part. I'm sad it didn't appear in the Honest Trailer.

[@deathisonlythebegining6047]

Mbest11x already nailed that

[@mp5362-i1p]

Last Action Figure sounds like a pretty good title for this film.

[@sketchycat6223]

Mike Peris a sequel to the last action hero

[@anubusx]

Love that movie. It needs an honest trailer.

[@frick_____you]

Not giving it this title was a missed opportunity

[@MKSayoriNoKareshi]

In my country was "El Regalo Prometido" that is "The Promised Gift" in Spanish and is better than "Jingle All The Way"

[@derekmasuda5376]

No redeeming characters. Perfect. Finally, a Christmas movie that tells it like it is LOL

[@felipepadilla8001]

"The goggles! They do nothing!" Best. Ever.

[@anubusx]

Arnie would've made a great Tony Stark.

[@NorthernWisconsinandStuff]

Man...That joke is Radioactive ☢️

[@mjwatts1983]

Two Simpsons references in the Starring portion

[@user-hl9ww3ml2m]

“Modern fandom” most underrated joke from this

[@ghostdiaries369]

XD 😂😂

[@BugsyFoga]

"PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN" - Arnold

[@CyberDragon10K]

DOWN COOKIE DOWN! PUT THAT-PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!

[@Chri228]

I use to love this movie sincerely because I was a stupid kid, then I loved it ironically because I was a cynical adult, now I just love it.

[@JDotWill]

This is one of those Mandela Effect Honest Trailers where I swear they did this already

[@pocketsizeforyourtravelcon3325]

The Nostalgia Critic did it a long time ago, maybe you're thinking of that?

[@undergroundman5153]

J. Will I was thinking the same thing

[@generalbacon7476]

Yeah I feel like they already did i this one but I don't know when.

[@Imlaor25]

It’s just because Sinbad is in it.

[@Mustlovemusic21]

They didn't. But I am SO GLAD they finally did. This is great!!

[@Master0fHyrule]

When he said "Ok Booster" my phone thought it said "Ok Google."

[@Abominatrix650]

I tried that for my phone. Didn't work.

[@respectableaf9061]

Say: 1% battery left, get to the chargeaaargh!

[@lermi389]

They did it

[@respectableaf9061]

@@lermi389 Yey! Sweet!

[@sketchycat6223]

He said it!

[@bluepiffgzz]

Lmaoooooo

[@alexreilly6121]

it just occurred to me that one of those lines prolly exists for electric cars...

[@geardog24]

"It's Turbo Time!" Why couldn't this have been the movie?

[@brendenj9113]

"The goggles, they do nothing!" was just gold

[@anubusx]

"Where is the producer? I want to talk about the coffee."

[@jeffpadilla9891]

Gimmie Gilickers Radioactive Man!

[@oskaveli662]

Up and at them! (In Radioactive Man voice)

[@brendenj9113]

@@oskaveli662 *in frustrated directors voice* NO NO NO, IT'S "UP AND ATOM!" I love that line :D thanks for bringing it here!

[@SajedShadi]

Lol that cought me off-gaurd

[@anthonyabrego9185]

"That was a real bomb? SICK people in this world!" Lol

[@shionkreth7536]

"Do an Arnold arrrrgh noise" *does his best Arnold arrrgh noise* Damn, that's pretty good.

[@BadPenny3]

”Last Action Figure" Beautiful.

[@colecritchell2270]

PUT THE COOKIE DOWN

[@HABO2210]

NOW!!!!

[@nihaalsandim9986]

THAT

[@theearthisbread]

THAT*

[@uknighted213]

AAAAAUUUUHHHHHHGGFGGGGG

[@ZentaYason]

Don't judge but this is my favorite Christmas movie by far.

[@jamstonjulian6947]

*Judges*

[@Landofalcon007]

It's a classic!

[@99oildrops]

It's my brother in law's favorite too lol. I like it! It's very cheesy but it's also good fun. 😂

[@cliffordpierre-louis7883]

Same I used to watch it nonstop

[@badazzboxer]

Same!

[@jdbrooks23]

“Last Action Figure” that’s one of the best yet

[@lucas33308]

That Arnold 'aaaaaarghhh' at the end killed me hahahahahahhahah

[@Pokemc0831]

Wait a minute, I have watched jingle all the way countless times and i never knew there was a post credits scene

[@stephenm8725]

same, and I saw it in theaters

[@TearYouApart360]

I still miss Phil Hartman. He was so hilarious.

[@kyleirby868]

Agreed... the impersonation of him at the end using the Troy McClure voice to introduce himself was fantastic!

[@UnwaveringBackBone]

Same. Amazing voice actor

[@jimb.7523]

One of SNL's prime Hall of Famers, if they ever had one.

[@averymerrick]

The whole world 🌎 MISS him.

[@jbcatz5]

Fry from Futurama was named in tribute to him.

[@donniehuynh2391]

I can’t unsee the fact that this film is now Disney property.

[@Undomaranel]

IKR. Turbo Man is now a Disney Princess smh

[@zabdielvanegas7397]

Donnie Huynh HOLY FRICK That's true fear........

[@christiangonzalez3817]

Wait... WHAT?! REALLY?!

[@TommyNorth]

It’s only a matter of time before they announce a remake.

[@marblethunder4323]

@@TommyNorth Starring Dwayne Johnson

[@rubz1390]

Arnold was a walking meme before memes were even a thing.

[@ArtofLunatik]

Rubz memes have always been a thing.

[@jamstonjulian6947]

Memes were a thing before memes were even a thing

[@KEVMAN7987]

Hey look, it's Jake Lloyd before Star Wars ruined his life.

[@willcorker763]

I think it was the incredibly harsh over the top fanbase who took all their frustrations out on a 9 year old kid that did that.

[@PhoenixRising87]

The Star Wars fandom was basically a mistake.

[@princeapoopoo5787]

and now star wars fandom has heart attacks whenever anyone prefers the Last Jedi to any of the prequels. ok guys, I guess y'all just forgot about all the bullying y'all gave Jake Lloyd and the dude who played Jar Jar then

[@kurydono]

@@princeapoopoo5787 THIS! EXACTLY THIS!

[@1aundulxaldin]

@@PhoenixRising87 That isn't say this sort of thing couldn't happen in other fandoms.

[@custompants8829]

Honest trailers is becoming a Home Depot already has Christmas product up

[@Thermalions]

Home Depot probably still beat them by 6 weeks though (based on the local HD-like stores here).

[@TeaBurn]

@@Thermalions IKR...they start like 1 day after Halloween, maybe 2 after the candy goes on clearance.

[@CrystalWilliamsBrownArt]

@@TeaBurn my Home Depot started before Halloween. Life sized Santas and all

[@gimbobjenkins405]

Walmart started to put up Christmas stuff the day after labor day.

[@katie7748]

It's December 20th. A couple days ago I saw spring flowers in the dollar store. It hasn't even snowed yet wtf

[@privateinvestigatorrick7406]

Please do an Honest Trailer for The Polar Express.

[@Theta411]

Polar express seconded!

[@princessofslytherin4495]

This movie is my childhood!!!

[@jamesgarrett8833]

EdunchiVEVO I agree too. Also The Polar Express changed motion capture performance forever ♾ because before this movie actors only were dots on their body and head. This movie gave birth to facial motion capture were actors have dots on their face to record their facial expressions

[@mathdudeman1891]

Yes

[@mikeruhajima2680]

Yes please.

[@jonathanpeck6112]

I hope you guys do Ron Howard’s The Grinch someday.

[@benabramowitz18]

Or better yet, all three versions at once!

[@chiefscheider]

That film was an abomination, JP.

[@CX462]

For the staring section, they need to call Jim Carrey ‘Lloyd Grinchmas.’

[@jamesgarrett8833]

Hell to the yeah Honest trailers should totally do a video of the live action Grinch movie this Christmas 🎄 season

[@rosssnyder4490]

I work in retail, and I can attest to the accuracy of that film.

[@Shanereichel3952]

“The Fandom Menace” I see what you did there.

[@raadalba6al]

How can you guys forget the joke of the century: ٍٍSanta: "that'll be 300" Howard: "dollars?!" santa: "NO! CHOCOLATE KISSES YES DOLLARS!"

[@bluesteele5786]

Please say in your honest voice “Nyaaaagh get to the choppah”

[@feynstein1004]

He already did in the Predator one

[@cscs88]

Please say: " screen junkies interns that scroll through thousands of comments are the best"!

[@lewisiwel]

this sounds oddly specific

[@Movypro23]

Ha! Yes! Love this movie! “Who said you could eat MY COOKIES?!” 😎

[@samcortez420]

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!!!

[@heypachuco1991]

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! 😂

[@UnwaveringBackBone]

The stays cookie... YOU! You leave!!

[@dr.n1281]

Finally, a video for the Christmas Holiday Classic *Jingle All The Way!!!*

[@equestrianrosie]

Just got back from Never Surrender. LOVED IT! Everyone in the theater was just the perfect brand of nerd, it was wonderful. ^_^ Thank you for loving Galaxy Quest so much that you guys made this doc!

[@GFHGGDJHJHJ]

Please say: "I feel like Quacking so I think I will."

[@alejandroinc9575]

I will be back

[@anubusx]

The scariest thing in this was Phil Hartman. "Put that cookie down now."

[@deshawnedwards6412]

Do South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Honest Trailer.

[@thevfxmancolorizationvfxex4051]

Oh yeah! That "Blame Canada" scene pretty much predicted COPPA

[@gregorbaby4269]

OMG yes yes yes

[@78Showboat]

Deshawn Edwards do what he says. South Park ! “Please can I finish??? Ok I’ve finished”.

[@kschmadeka]

Best Saddam portrayal ever.

[@aaronbrothers6923]

Yes!!

[@edmilsonlennon2866]

When u remember who Phil Hartman was Got bless his soul

[@jamesblas6427]

"I am not pervert. I just was looking for turboman doll!" I always thought that line was broken lol! :D

[@insertcolorfulmetaphor8520]

"NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER!"

[@thomasgrindol9124]

Please do an Honest Trailer for It’s a wonderful life.

[@tfmaster96]

A galaxy quest documentary and no one asking for John to say: “I won’t say that stupid line again!” ? I’m shocked.

[@murderface15g13]

By Grabthar's hammer, you shall be avenged!

[@tfmaster96]

Skwisgaar Skwigelf 👍

[@ItsKimOlson]

This is one of my MUST WATCH of every Christmas, since I was an infant! "Modern Fandom" 😂😂😂 "I'm so glad they didn't make Iron Man in the 90s."

[@dragonking050]

Hartman: Ooh these cookies! I gotta get the recipe. Arnold: PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN NOW!

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

Please say: This' a sick world we're living in! Sick people!

[@stevenirving4597]

That's my favorite line. Still use it til this day when I watch the news

[@miguelizo1]

Lmao That was really a bomb?

[@jonathanfrancesco3305]

@@stevenirving4597 Me too. XD Like all the time.

[@benwasserman8223]

Say “Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas” in a Schwarzenegger voice.

[@Connor.SG-1Ring]

Please say: "So raise your glass, then break the glass. Then stomp your bare feet on the glass."

[@gregorbaby4269]

Nope... I won't say it 😉

[@malthedahl-spangby8263]

Champagne corks. Pop Them all

[@CX462]

Middle fingers up now chop them off

[@MaxCrouch.mp4]

Prequel Idea: Jingle Half The Way

[@favoritemustard3542]

Starring: Arnie's twin, Danny Devito

[@phickauro]

"What's wrong with me?" "I think you're lazy." "Want a second opinion." "You're also lazy." Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius oh, oh, oh, Dr. Zaius

[@jamstonjulian6947]

"Can I play the piano anymore?" "Of course you can!" "Well I couldn't before!" *synth*

[@genjibenkei]

Phickauro best play ever 🤣

[@Cheesusful]

*i think your crazy, you're also lazy

[@MegatronPrime321]

It's just like My Little Pony: Best Gift Ever said: "Commercialism is the greatest gift of all!"

[@tfmaster96]

This movie was secretly made by the flim flam brothers.

[@syndicaterx]

Kids these days like to be a Iron Man, I wanted to be Turbo Man.

[@LeoBladini]

same lol

[@reignjarmell.valencia8490]

him about this for name turbo man how did he do that arnold schwarzenegger

[@raayaswidler1049]

OMG Epic voice guy, I absolutely LOVE your voice! I just can't get over how perfect it is for absolutely every single trailer you voice! Well done!

[@dynamsaid]

In México, we call this movie “El regalo prometido”

[@dynamsaid]

Jajaja te imaginas que hubiera sido “VILLANCICOS A TODO GAS”

[@SJRenkola]

This is a holiday season staple in my place. No regrets about it, either. "My hit holiday classic, JINGLE ALL THE WAY!!" (older Conan O'brien fans should understand that reference.)

[@mgbismark3985]

And Arnold fought the one Santa in america bigger than him physically

[@danlower7834]

Isn't that the Big Show from WWE?

[@thegroovyb3507]

I think he was The Big Show

[@TheAxlDM]

it is The Big Show

[@reddarko13]

He was also Captain Insano in the waterboy a year or two after lol

[@thegroovyb3507]

@@reddarko13 I think every one knew who he was by then lol.

[@nicholasmaude6906]

Do an Honest Trailer for Last Action Hero.

[@rushmaverick1923]

HT: “I am so glad they didn’t make Iron Man in the 90’s.” Me: “Said every person after 2008.”

[@outlawstarr417]

I'm glad, too lol

[@catemcd5606]

“Last Action Figure” made me legitimately guffaw. It’s the only word I can use to describe the noise that came out of my face.

[@mgm3649]

"The goggles, they do nothing" lmfao

[@SuperWolfman9]

"SEE YUH AT DA BLACK FRIDAY SALES RICHTA!" "GYET TO DA MINIVAN!" "LEYTS HAVE A FIESTA, BABEH!" "IF IT COOKS, WEH CAN STYUFF IT!"

[@lostlegend2197]

Please do an Honest Trailer for Scrooged.

[@brandonacevedo1681]

One of my favorite christmas movies.

[@Adam-mh7zv]

I never realised this movie had a post credit scene until now. Thank you for telling me.

[@Justin-Hill-1987]

Please say: "Sugar. Spice. Everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl..."

[@EmeeStacy]

My cousin Blake was an extra in this movie when he was little. He’s in the scene where all the kids are trying to get Howard to pick them to get the doll.

[@godzillavkk]

My Dad was an extra.

[@EngineerDJ_Julius]

This is the one VHS that I watched the most times

[@anyas5]

Best line "These goggles. They do nothing!"

[@GOODYGOODGOOD789]

This is the most accurate depiction of Christmas shopping ever.

[@lothean2099]

My favorite line in this movie was " he got twoooooooooo"

[@Goldberg070]

Please do the Street Fighter Movie with Jean-Claude van Damme! :)

[@UnwaveringBackBone]

JCVD was the man with those lethal french kicks. And im not talking shoes.

[@Landofalcon007]

Love this movie, it's a Christmas classic

[@Gorillarevolta]

Say: "I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son. I'm only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes"

[@TheGuardDuck]

Ohh noo... Don't mix those phonetics up...

[@Pocketkid2]

This movie was a lot more entertaining and funny than I was expecting

[@jamesjohnson2102]

Honest trailer: Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

[@Nominay]

That would be interesting. But the movie is so weird an HT of it would only seem more normal, which would be boring.

[@Mito383]

This movie may be bad, but it’s still a Christmas tradition.

[@jamstonjulian6947]

For people who watch it I guess

[@mattstorm6568]

I don't think it's bad, I think some critics said that and everyone just jumped on the bandwagon.

[@cattysplat]

It's peak 90's, can't get better than that.

[@robertdupreez2420]

Would love a Scream honest trailer

[@burger_kinghorn]

Because we like scary movies.

[@epicvoiceguy]

I’m sad that Harvey Korman, Robert Conrad, Richard Moll, Paul “Big Show” Wight, Tony Cox & Curtis Armstrong didn’t get some love. :(

[@chiefscheider]

Curtis Armstrong aka Booger and Miles 👍🏻

[@tswfootball]

Damn I used to watch this movie every day during Christmas break when I was a kid. Never grew tired of it 😂

[@CSLucasEpic]

The puns at the end were amazing. I lost it at "The Goggles, they do nothing!"

[@joshuawilmot7468]

"It's turbo time!" Great analysis. I grew up on this movie and love it even though it's awful 😂

[@skeletorthegreat334]

Guilty pleasure for me

[@Seahawkfan1108]

*This is nothing but a harmless, X-mas package...* 💥 😳

[@MattsMovieMadness]

Do an honest trailer for “Galaxy Quest”!!!

[@camilogarciaylasaari1857]

Nothing is funnier to me than Arnold playing an average american joe without even trying to hide his accent

[@BlitkriegsAndCoffee]

Conan Obrian's old bit 'via satellite' forever ingrained this movie in my memory. Fake Arnold plugs it in every bit.

[@Fireeater-rl4ep]

Please do Star Trek: The Original Series.

[@startygernebulla2088]

Say, "*sobbing* I've never even tasted eggnog! I mean---what is nog, anyway?!"

[@benabramowitz18]

0:16 One of the ornaments is an "ALAN!"

[@Infinityendgame]

Finally, an Honest Trailer for the all time holiday smash hit classic, Jingle The The Way!

[@Reapster04]

Now before we get started, you are covering the greatest Christmas movie of all time. Tread Lightly.

[@gokulkrishna8225]

You know the next trailer we need right???Yes, Once upon a time in Hollywood

[@americanpaisareturns9051]

Not gonna lie. I miss those good old days of mall shopping chaos.

[@herrypottier4201]

Rest in peace phill Hartman, how a bout a like for him, I love how how you said bless his soul

[@88porpoise]

The Phil Hartman starting was perfect, and so saddening. To think of all the roles Troy McClure could be remembered for if not for one person....

[@ErikKielisch1]

This is one of my favorite Christmas movies of all time.