Honestly the Funniest Moment in Ace Attorney

[@footestomp]

This is a personal second next to: “Objection!” “Yes, Mr. Edgeworth?” “I was hoping to come ip with a question while I was objecting, Your Honor... I didn’t.”

[@jolynekujobackfromprison744]

Honestly, any time Edgeworth loses his facade of professionalism, it is hilarious.

[@lu-em6wr]

“Objection! That was... objectionable!”

[@SimsAllAround]

“Verily, I say... Ergo!”

[@kirisuma2186]

I feel like I remember this line... but in wich game was it...

[@ThatTigerRed]

That was in Turnabout Samurai iirc

[@nomecognome5837]

Judge: You are guilty! *end of Phoenix Wright game*

[@KodiakKetchup]

Love the pfp

[@sumarnosumarno2651]

U Mean start of new game Apollo justice

[@godofallpotatoes1614]

*bad ending*

[@3229dan]

HAHA it's much funnier this way

[@Banana-Boi]

@@KodiakKetchup Thanks.

[@francisco2974]

The best part is how the Judge actually acts like he feels betrayed, as if he actually has some respect for Phoenix he never wanted to show

[@myy1008]

first reply

[@urieldaboamorte]

and he never did

[@purehero581]

Can someone tell me what version is this game ?

[@joaolima7131]

​@@purehero581 I think it's the 3DS

[@Kalamari11]

​@@purehero581 justice for all - farewell, my turnabout

[@unknowngirl2714]

Looks like Edgeworth couldn't 'focus' during the trial

[@turterrian4501]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@pluigipng9061]

haha

[@aoaoaoaoaoa]

That’s both funny and rude.

[@Neefew]

Maybe he needs glasses

[@residentflamingo115]

SANS SOUNDS INTENSIFIES

[@borkedluck]

I still think the funniest one is in 1-5: Phoenix: "This is the message of the deceased." Judge: "Right... And this is the message of the judge."

[@borkedluck]

After 2 months, I found a funnier moment, which is in 2-1: Phoenix: "It's because the witness likes bananas a lot!" Wellington: "I have you know that I like strawberries more."

[@TheNintendoNerd-wd7bv]

Edgeworth: OBJECTION! Edgeworth: I object! That was... objectionable...

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

@@TheNintendoNerd-wd7bv 😂 YES

[@SamiTheAnxiousBean]

the judge is so sassy and I love it

[@sadpotatochip5930]

Personally, I am a fan of 3-5 when they have Butz as a witness and he is describing seeing Iris flying with Miles and Franziska. Butz: "That's why I drew it, I am a real artist" Miles: "Are..." Franziska: "You..." Judge: "High" "That girl is really high up in the picture"

[@AccV999]

this IS hilarious but i think nothing can top this line "To the gentleman that spoke just now...Excuse me, but would you care to die?"

[@Caseph_Sergio]

Why are they always the Judge

[@giuseppepatera5787]

@ALE granada when pressing de killer

[@Johnbond27]

@Mr VT it's literally the press option before or after this one op posted.

[@DrRank]

"What the Pink Princess has to say can wait until the day after eternity!" - Edgeworth, Turnabout Ablaze (Investigations)

[@hollowsoloz]

YOUR PROFILE IS DAHLIA HAWTHORNE AND SANS MIXED TOGETHER-I CANT-

[@Explosite]

Y'all remember when you'd present Larry's profile in the last case 3rd game and the judge be like, "Oh, who's this useless looking young man?!" 😂

[@SimsAllAround]

Yep 😂

[@lily91109]

My parents when I'm in the family photos

[@Zonefire15]

Really?

[@captainblue5096]

That’s nothing compared to the BEST line in that case. “Are-“ “You-“ “High! The girl is really high up in this picture!”

[@oresti9271]

That was hilarious 😂

[@RIP_Texpert]

My personal favorite was when Edgeworth forgot to object and got called out on it, he just cleared his throat and just said objection instead of yelling it and slamming the table, and everyone went on about how it was the weakest objection they ever heard

[@colleen2560]

When was that?

[@jegusV3]

@@colleen2560 Rise From The Ashes first case i think

[@remitiras]

I don't remember that and I can't find where it's from, but it sounds hilarious I need to know where it's from 😭

[@RIP_Texpert]

@@remitiras farewell my turnabout probably

[@remitiras]

@@RIP_Texpert do you maybe mean this scene?: Phoenix: (What is this piece of evidence that Mia is talking about...? Can I figure out what it is that still needs to be looked at, or should I let it go...?) [Choice between Present evidence and No objections both leading to this] Phoenix: ...I have an objection, Your Honor. Edgeworth: Hmph. That was about the weakest objection I've ever heard, Mr. Wright. Phoenix: OBJECTION!

[@llndsyn]

How about this part from 3-3? Phoenix: So the particular feature you recognize about the waitress is... her outfit!? But anyone could wear just such an uniform! Even me! Judge: Mr. Wright! Please spare the court of any further mental anguish from that image. Maya: Don't get all excited, Nick! You've gotta keep yourself together! Phoenix: (I-I guess I got a bit carried away...)

[@ammarokla7217]

Yeah That one was hilarious xD.

[@NimhLabs]

There needs to be more fanart of Phoenix in a Fetish Maid Outfit... or just working at a Maid Cafe. The Maid Cafe version can even have Edgeworth wearing a butler suit in the background washing a glass with his eyes on Phoenix's backside

[@llndsyn]

@@NimhLabs agreed

[@allisterthebirb4142]

@Katrina Payne Hey, what the fuck?

[@talebrosstudiosofficial7602]

@@NimhLabs O-OBJECTION!

[@sebastianbarrios7288]

Funniest part is when you can accuse the Judge of being the killer, dude gets so mad he erases 90% of the life bar.

[@randomgooberness]

I love how the judge instantly assumes he’s who Phoenix wants to kill. Like “oh fuck all those times of letting people assault him in court has really broken him down hasn’t it”

[@megugu2155]

The funniest thing for me was when Mia said "The P on his sweater doesn't stand for Phoenix after all!" at the first trial of Trials and Tribulations

[@B0K0691]

HonoCiti The Second Version No it stands for pussy-ass

[@chandereyan5793]

@@B0K0691 no, it stands for *_-penis-_*

[@raseruuu3742]

benis wright

[@michaelstimsonii3703]

It stands for phony. He did lie a lot during the trial.

[@negativecodea7384]

I dont get it, please EXPLAIN!

[@mechaman5000]

I don't know "ARE.. YOU...HIGH" or "That was objectionable" are around there

[@mr.cup6yearsago211]

It is my life’s goal to be the prosecution on an AAO case, start losing, and as a last ditch effort, say “OBJECTION! The-The defense’s face is objectionable!”

[@weirdface1846]

@CompanyCubic and in aa1 edgeworth said it in case 2

[@sider0130]

Lol, the judge is on to Phoenix.

[@mohamadsarwar7997]

@@AA4AA4 3 years ago, and your reply was 3 hours ago, HmMMmMmM

[@buddymmx3936]

@@mohamadsarwar7997 no his comment was 25 years ago definitely not 13 hours ago

[@mohamadsarwar7997]

@@buddymmx3936 yeah this might be a bit of a stretch but i think that 25 years is a part of his name 🤔🤔🤯😮

[@buddymmx3936]

@@mohamadsarwar7997 how dare you even slightly doubt me

[@mohamadsarwar7997]

@@buddymmx3936 *OBJECTION* that's kinda sus to me

[@rainbowthedragoncat6768]

Ya'll are forgetting "Where's the necklace!?" "I ate it."

[@CupcakeRain]

i had heard of the eaten evidence before but i played that part only today and i was NOT expecting that 😭

[@zammmm_69]

@@CupcakeRain SAMEE

[@CupcakeRain]

@@zammmm_69 I wholeheartedly believed phoenix was abt to die bc of the ☠️ LMAO also love ur username

[@darkacadpresenceinblood]

college Phoenix was so stupid lmaooo (okay no he didn't grow out of it, cough cough trying to cross burning bridges) i knew it was going to happen but still the way he awkwardly admitted to eating it got me💀

[@supergachastudios9730]

I did a double take when I read that the first time

[@medicyukisuna]

"Guilty! Mr. Phoenix Wright! You are hereby declared guilty!" *Pursuit starts playing*

[@clonefighter1996]

No, even better: *traditional Game Over sequence*

[@KubickQ]

@@clonefighter1996 fade to black, Skyrim

[@MrGemHunter]

Persuit: Judgement

[@fennefoxx]

omg my favorite quote from phoenix is when you present franziska von karma’s profile to maya at the office and he says “Two women with whips? That’s my cue to shut up and act like a good boy.”

[@captainblue5096]

It’s to Regina in Turnabout Big Top but I agree

[@fennefoxx]

@@captainblue5096 oh but then Maya said something along the lines of “maybe i should get a whip too!”

[@captainblue5096]

@@fennefoxx No, I mean you present Franziska’s profile to Regina. Not Regina’s to Maya.

[@sirsnausages2164]

holy shit that's hilarious

[@agent3689]

@Miguel CChaach Hoo boi

[@Scanvas3]

Edgeworth is so handsome, even the camera couldn't focus at him

[@MilesEdgeworthAceAttorney]

I'll just take that as a compliment

[@MilesEdgeworthAceAttorney]

@Cringy Persona Fan Yes. I got the joke. I just played along with it (if you couldn't tell)...

[@abandonedacc420]

reading the replies just gave me second hand embarrassment

[@Scanvas3]

@@abandonedacc420 Omg same HAHAHA

[@beahgg]

@@abandonedacc420 kakakakakakakakakakakak help.

[@millymcbug]

Everyone saying THIS LINE or THAT LINE is the best when clearly Edgeworth had the best line when he said, "OBJECTION! That was.... uh, OBJECTIONABLE!!" to which the judge replies, "What was the purpose of objecting then?" AND EDGEWORTH SAYS "I thought I'd come up with something to object to." "And?" "I didn't."

[@George-iz2ce]

I thought you were going for "Objection! I object to the witness's...talkativeness!"

[@Zoe-hb2oj]

Y'all. 'You should really come with a supply of cheese to match your vintage whine'

[@DepressedCrow]

@@Zoe-hb2oj I'm pretty sure that was Edgeworth to oldbag, I still lose it whenever I see that

[@Zoe-hb2oj]

@@DepressedCrow He did lol.

[@silverman1205]

@@George-iz2ce And the Judge sustains said objection.

[@masterelia3259]

i did like the one in 3-5 where larry was "getting excited" and the judge goes" dare i even ask"

[@SimsAllAround]

No, you do not dare

[@FiSH-iSH]

i do not dare either

[@ayyylmao101]

I dared! ... I regretted...

[@Sergeantmajormario]

I still love: Phoenix: HOLD IT! But this is all speculation! Edgeworth: OBJECTION! No, Miss Blackquill had a clear cut reason Phoenix: OBJECTION! Why didn't you say so earlier?! Edgeworth: OBJECTION! You're the one who screamed "Hold It!" And interrupted the trial! Judge: ah, this takes me back to the good old days...

[@thejonbrownshow8470]

Newer games with black quill (and he's married xD? Well he was argubly my top 3 prosecutors especially design wise)

[@SP_Sour]

@@thejonbrownshow8470He's not married. It's not about Simon or a hypothetical wife.

[@thejonbrownshow8470]

@@SP_Sour ah I see... Shame, it'd be interesting watching alot of these characters start a family lol

[@Zoe-hb2oj]

Banter.

[@grandevox]

@@thejonbrownshow8470 I think Miss Blackquill here refers to Aura Blackquill, Simon's elder sister lol

[@EarlyOwOwl]

The best part is that he's still suspicious of Phoenix every time he presses in this trial

[@ayouxy]

Anyone remembers when Edgeworth was relentlessly hit on by an old lady? That was hilarious...then she made the judge eat her cooking and prohibited anyone from slamming the table

[@SantaFishes101]

w e n d y

[@miserablemajor6407]

O l d b a g

[@mariofun21]

but it was Dee Vasquez who prohibited slamming the table and Angel Starr made the Judge eat kaviar get your facts straight

[@ayouxy]

@@mariofun21 oh whoops...seemed I messed up...been years so I'm just fishing what I can...

[@dragomanpl1109]

She... She never stopped.....

[@gravlax6472]

“Excuse me to the gentleman who just spoke: would you care to die?” Is my personal favourite

[@mr.cup6yearsago211]

Nah, the funniest part is: “Your honor, I found a contradiction!” “Nope.” “What? But I haven’t even presented my evidence yet!” “I’ve been around you enough to know when you’re about to give me poor evidence, Mr. Wright.”

[@WilyGryphon]

Might be funnier if you've hardly ever presented the wrong evidence before that.

[@andresugalde916]

Dammit, he saw through my time travelling technique!

[@garr_inc]

Which game is this one from?

[@mr.cup6yearsago211]

Garr_Inc I saw it in the very first game, as just a standard “that’s not the right evidence.”

[@WilyGryphon]

@@garr_inc First game, third case. I ran into it by jumping the gun on presenting why the spear wasn't the murder weapon.

[@rayadoodle]

What about in this trial (I think) when Gumshoe calls and nick YEETS the phone to Edgeworth? It just goes **spin**

[@SimsAllAround]

Yes, it's in this one and that was HILARIOUS

[@clonefighter1996]

Y e e t

[@rileydavidson180]

*speen*

[@scaleythedino49]

Yes! XD

[@lolthisisaaltac7237]

i need a link for.. reasons..

[@DearDeerRyone]

I love that later the judge just starts staring at him...

[@nfbnn]

That was even funnier lmao

[@assiaelmabrouki5552]

Yeah he was like "I don't trust you anymore. Don't even propose an objection" during the whole trial so hilarious-

[@karatesan2120]

Alright, that was funny, but Edgeworth always makes me laugh: - "Verily... I say... Ergo! " - "MMM.... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Or rather Athena, with classics like: - "Apollo! Tie me up! Wait, you're not into that kind of stuff, are you?" - "OBJECTION! OBJECTION! OBJECTIOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!"

[@mertensiam3384]

Or that time where Athena shipped Klavier and Apollo, and Klavier said something like "Are you finally confessing?" And Apollo goes "I'M NOT CONFESSING ANYTHING!"

[@SimsAllAround]

@@mertensiam3384 Where?!?!?! LOL I have to SEE THAT

[@mertensiam3384]

@@SimsAllAround Turnabout Academy, when you examinate the thing with the statues, when you read the love triangle thing

[@crazyfriend2388]

Uhh what now

[@highspeedchicken]

@fish cocaine In turnabout academy near the end when athena is demonstrating how prof. means never finished the statue and used the body instead

[@cias55s]

Can’t forget Phoenix saying “Yes, Daddy…” to Edgeworth in Turnabout for Tomorrow Or Nahyuta’s “What’s crack-a-lackin, homie”

[@tentaclesmod]

God, this case is a rollercoaster. On one hand, there's the tension and fear from Maya's life being in grave danger, on the other, there's Edgeworth and Phoenix endless ass-pulling to keep the trial going and how ridiculous it gets.

[@prestongarvey2599]

its like if the three stooges (in this case 2) tried to stall 9/11

[@CaffeineDeprivation]

Edgeworth: "Whoooop, Detective Gumshooooe!" Also Edgeworth: *hangs his head low in embarrassment and goes right back outside*

[@darkacadpresenceinblood]

i wish we got more of awkward Edgeworth, it was hilarious and surprisingly wholesome at the same time

[@sopapopp]

wait when was this lol

[@CaffeineDeprivation]

@@sopapopp After the Von Karma case, when the credits are rolling

[@daydream5120]

@@darkacadpresenceinbloodI live for awkward Edgeworth

[@marksmania42]

Miles: I think I know where you're driving at. Phoenix: Of course you know where I'm driving at! Judge: Where exactly are you guys driving at? *AND WHO'S CAR ARE WE USING!?*

[@thejonbrownshow8470]

Scarily sounds legit

[@cameronspencer9619]

@@thejonbrownshow8470 That’s because it is! 😆

[@DepressedCrow]

It'd have to be miles' car because Pheonix doesn't have a license nor does he have a car

[@marksmania42]

From what i remember, this is from justice for all when they were cross examining Ini Miney

[@spawnofcthulhu313]

@@marksmania42 Miles wasnt in that case

[@JCBro-yg8vd]

That was so hilarious. Definitely *NOT* how you stall for time.

[@pasdenom1799]

And Egeworth is just like : *"Another day at work..."*

[@dbclass4075]

"Yeah, apparently, weapons that size have a powerful kickback. If, say, the judge tried to fire one, it'd break every bone in his body." "The defense will take more care in choosing examples!" -Turnabout Serenade, Day 1 Trial

[@juliav8159]

This is my personal favorite quote 💕

[@gyppygirl2021]

apollo and tact have never been on speaking terms

[@thenarrator6846]

(Where's the thing that killed the victim?) Phoenix: "Under the Judge's bench." Judge: "PENALTY! You want double, here you go!"

[@SimsAllAround]

Left with 5% of the penalty bar or just insta guilty

[@aziegames512]

Phoenix: Behind the prosecution bench Lion tamer: *fucking kills nick*

[@Psycho_Psy]

The funniest line is Edgeworth: Are Von karma: You Judge: High?

[@wachinga]

When is that

[@CS_Oddities]

@@wachinga bridge for turnabout, first trial

[@akechifloorsign]

was waiting for someone to say this

[@sleepy8500]

That how he lost his badge on Apollo Justice

[@bossrosslp]

for me, nothing tops this gem of an exchange: *TAKE THAT!* (gave business card to Judge) Judge: Oh, thank you! Here, have mine too. (received business card from Judge) I lost my shit at this :3

[@mertensiam3384]

Me too lol

[@peckneck8601]

I thought it was a penalty and reloaded and later discovered it wasn't

[@idktbh1006]

Mfs did business trading in court

[@LonicTH]

@@idktbh1006 yes

[@KapitanKaos]

Lol, in which case it happens?

[@ThatGuyCalledMyth9001]

i personally like Phoenix: I have an objection, your honor. Edgeworth: Hmph. That was about the weakest objection i've ever heard, Mr. Wright. Phoenix: *Objection!*

[@PumpKinnii_]

My boy say Objection three times in 1 minute or less

[@CreepaZX]

Litteraly every second on Attourney online

[@TheUltimateRare]

and we wonder why AA online is so bad, THE REAL GAMES DEMANDED IT!

[@ejthenobody]

@@TheUltimateRare ...Wait, am I just reading that wrong? AO and AA Online are different, aren't they? AO is the one where Adachi can scream and swear at Missle from Ghost Trick while Sho from TWEWY yells something about "SO ZETTA SLOW" at Gumshoe, right?

[@Lernos1]

@@ejthenobody AA Online is a casemaker - kinda like an SDK for making singleplayer AA-based games. AO is basically an Ace Attorney RP MMO :D

[@ejthenobody]

@@Lernos1 Yeah! That's right, thanks. Also yeah, that's a good way to describe AO. It can also be absolutely insane.

[@janLilin]

I mean, there's a valid reason for knowing his rates. Hitmen probably don't come cheap, so only someone with a lot of money to spend could actually hire one. From there, it's a piece of cake to track down purchases made by suspects in the ballpark of the hitman's rates.

[@EF-kk3vh]

Yeah, the judge just really wanted to get that off his chest

[@jonathangp65]

@@EF-kk3vh In more ways than one.

[@thejonbrownshow8470]

I agree on that, because it's not like yani yogi or whatever his name was in turnabout goodbyes could of afforded de killer, if he could, why not just hire him to take out edge- wait... Why don't a higher up criminal just hire him to kill off court officials like Phoenix and Edgeworth and whoever's not corrupt???(like I doubt criminals refuse the notion because wright is just too pure😅😅😅)

[@flippinfloppin]

I personally loved Phoenix tossing the phone to Edgeworth and the *Hold It!* screen and voice line appear

[@fenwebster7658]

I love that every comment is like 'no, the funniest part is-' and they're all different lines that are all amazing like that's just how good pheonix wright is

[@oresti9271]

Well the part when oldbag says : don't interupt me (or the judge said don't interupt the witness I don't remember well) And edgewroth answers : NO BY ALL MEANS INTERUPT HER It's so funny as well

[@hanezeve8602]

Ace Attorney Investigations - Case 4 If you inspect the hot dog on the vending machine, you get this: Edgeworth: When you’re in hot water, you might need a hot dog. Franziska: Hmph. What a pathetic slogan. No presence at all! Now, if it was up to me, it would read... “If you leave matters in a Von Karma’s hands, everyone in court will be found guilty dogs! Edgeworth: ................ OBJECTION! Franziska: Overruled!

[@snek7030]

all of the dialouge while investigating the vending machine is golden. i dont remember the exact lines but it's very cute how franz hinted that she wanted a snack but wouldnt just ask miles lmao

[@gyppygirl2021]

@@snek7030 tbh case 4 of Investigations 1 is just absolute gold in general. Tiny Franziska pretty much sealed the deal on her being my favorite from the original trilogy!

[@lagartijamuerta]

I'm playing 5-3 right now and there's a sign in the academy that says Guilty Dogs, now I get what the hell that was about lol

[@gyppygirl2021]

@@lagartijamuerta and I'm still convinced that Culpable Curry is a callback to Sebastian Debeste, even though it probably isn't

[@imjustverable3860]

Definitely up in the top moments, but for me I'll never get over the Von Karma case, where Phoenix supposedly (cause like we really can't see) pulls out an entire metal detector from god knows where, walks across the room, and proceeds to try and scan Von Karma with it.

[@AleehFM94]

Another hilarious moment: Cross-examining Polly the parrot. I lost it the first time I played the game.

[@alexanderterry187]

Also when the Judge hides under his desk in 3-3

[@lixard_]

And also in Turnabout Big Top, when Phoenix said the bust was under the judges chair

[@diogenes26]

Really? Try "under the prosecutor's desk" *WHIP INTENSIFIES*

[@TheUltimateRare]

idk man, double judge hitting phoenix, and even shouting it "HERE YOU GO!" IS pretty freakin gold and hard to top. Get it? Top? ;)

[@SimsAllAround]

LOL, yes

[@rupturedtides4831]

Quite literally in the replies of the comment above yours they were talking about this

[@JCBro-yg8vd]

"What's that, you want a double?! Here you go!"

[@flainfan]

I have to disagree. This the funniest moment in Phoenix Wright: Edgeworth: Are…! Von Karma: You…! Judge: High!

[@Joker-rz2tk]

Flain Fan that's really high up!

[@druidgames9201]

LOL I remeber that, it was really funny!!!

[@flainfan]

Druid Games Yes it was

[@APerson-ws4cw]

link

[@tomwatts703]

Which case is that from?

[@Itariatan]

Damn, boy so pretty, even the camera gettin' blurry f'you know what am sayin'

[@Scanvas3]

Because Edgeworth

[@Itariatan]

@feliciano Vargas Oh hey Feli

[@mrpendayho]

I like how if you kept pressing statements after this scene, the judge would just keep staring you down thinking you're trying to hire him

[@firesnakex8]

Nothing could beat the writing of the original trilogy. The characterizations of every person in the game was so charming

[@jdprettynails]

My favourite running joke throughout the series is whenever Edgeworth tries to get the witness to state their name and it always takes several tries, with Edgeworth becoming more exasperated each time.

[@DackKirby]

How did the judge know?

[@Pikazilla]

he's not legally guilty, he just looks emotionally guilty

[@emreborakaya1819]

I was gonna take a hit on the whip

[@ablynn_thegalewinds]

I also enjoy later on in that trial (it might be the same cross examination) when shelley asks Phoenix if he wants to quit being a lawyer and be the successor to De Killer instead BAHAHAHA

[@windestruct]

The lose of focus was phoenix's vision fading out from stress

[@gradualdecay]

I love how the judge instantly assumes he would be Phoenix's target. Like...why?

[@Tonyscarface04]

Gradual Decay, because he knows he makes Phoenix's life 10x harder than it needs to be

[@satorii_2060]

Because he always sides with the prosecution ... no wonder.

[@emblemblade9245]

I think he’s senile since in the same case when he hear’s the trial is going places he asks if he should pack a suitcase XD

[@rooknizan2923]

@@Tonyscarface04 Nope. Moe from Turnabout Big Top takes that title. Incorrect presses giving the player penalties can cause them to get stuck for quite a while. It happened to me.

[@bashirazhari948]

My best part is when Phoenix chose a parrot as a witness Couldn't stp laughing

[@CS_Oddities]

The worst thing is that it worked

[@bashirazhari948]

@@CS_Oddities give the man an eraser to cross-examine and he'll win the case

[@CS_Oddities]

@@bashirazhari948 true

[@gyppygirl2021]

And then a couple games later, he gets to both defend and cross-examine an orca, and the cross-examination does absolutely nothing to further the case. Brilliant!

[@bashirazhari948]

@@gyppygirl2021 and after all that he still won the case

[@jeiku5041]

Scenes like this make my happy to be a fan of the series. I like how it blends crime solving with wacky humor.

[@captainblue5096]

Here’s a good one. Don’t remember exactly but here: “...” “Well, what are you waiting for?” “Well, I’m not so sure I should say it because the bust is-“ *WHIP* “UNDER YOUR HONOR’S BEEEEEEEEEEEENCH!” “Pheonix Wright, I think you’ve lost you-“ “GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?! THAT’S A PENALTY!” “ARGH!!” “WHAT’S THAT?! YOU WANT A DOUBLE?! HERE YA GO!” “DOUBLE ARGH!”

[@Sloth-tr7bd]

I think it was that case in Justice for All at the circus

[@DepressedCrow]

Big top turnabout

[@captainblue5096]

@@DepressedCrow Ah yes, the worst case in the series

[@supergachastudios9730]

@@captainblue5096 that’s one of my favourite cases 🥲 (except for that fact people are simping for a minor that’s gross)

[@Ambipie]

I love how edgeworth just disregards that

[@CaffeineDeprivation]

Edgeworth is NOT dealing with this shit today, thank you very much

[@spaghettisugar8732]

Nah the funniest is "ARE.." "YOU.." "HIGH? This person is really high in this picture"

[@clonefighter1996]

that question mark after "HIGH!" is supposed to be an exclamation point

[@FluffyGameplay]

I see you are also quite a dark-hearted man, Mr. Attorney.

[@lemonswsushi3644]

A compilation of all my most favorite quotes up until 2-4: Judge: Please explain so that I might be shocked with the rest of the court! Edgeworth: OBJECTION! ... I was hoping to come up with a question while I was objecting, Your Honor. I didn't. Phoenix: HOLD IT! ... I was hoping I'd come up with a question while pounding on my desk, Your Honor. I didn't. Phoenix: (Maybe I can get Edgeworth to pay this month's rent, too...) Phoenix, to Yanni: D-Dad! You know something about this!? Judge: So this is why everyone raves about caviar! It's so tasty it hurts! Judge: The prosecution will wait! I'm not finished eating... Angel: The "yet another" boyfriend position is still open for applicants. Judge: ... I-I'll stick with the lunch, thanks. Judge: Hmm... I, of course, am hard, yellowed, sharp as a tack. Ema: I bet you stink, too. Judge: What is it with you people!? Can't I hand down my verdicts in peace anymore!? Phoenix: (Yeah. But if I cut my finger I wouldn't be able to point it at people anymore...) Phoenix, to Gumshoe: (I think I just heard the sound of his heart breaking.) Gumshoe: If you're going to talk behind someone's back, don't do it right in front of them, pal! These next Edgeworth quotes are all from presenting wrong evidence: Edgeworth: If anything broken here... it's you! Edgeworth: You better be careful, or you might wind up deceased yourself. Edgeworth: I think you should make him write out "I won't do it again" 100 times. Edgeworth: For a moment I actually thought you knew what you were doing. Hmph! Edgeworth: Staring at the witness won't do you any good, Mr. Wright. Phoenix: Hmm, like that detective. He does look like sort of a scatterbrain... Judge: Ah, I remember when I was young and in love. Oh, it was a jolly time. Phoenix: (That's great, Your Honor... I'm glad you're such a cheerful, old man...) Phoenix: Mr. Wellington loves large bananas! Phoenix presents his business card to the Judge as evidence. Judge: Why, thank you. How nice. Here, please have one of mine. Judge's business card added to the court record. Phoenix: (Uh oh. The judge's face is scrunched like he just smelled some serious bad breath...) Judge: Hm? The "U.K."? Was that her boyfriend's initials? Judge: I guess you're right... Just because I'm old doesn't meant I couldn't propose to her too! Phoenix: (His Honor is looking less than honorable right now...) Judge: It must be Regina! It's Regina right!? She's so cute!! (Regina is 16) Judge: Bailiff, I don't care who it is, smack anyone who's loud in the face! Twice if you must! (Franziska) von Karma: I'm... An... Idiot... _(Had_ to screenshot that one.) And now, for a bit of Phoenix suffering. Phoenix: (Nobody loves me...) Phoenix: (When did I become the poster boy for "How Not to Make a First Impression"...?) Phoenix: (... What is it!? Is it my hair? Is it too spiky? Not spiky enough!?) Phoenix presents his Attorney's badge to Maya in the Detention Center. Maya: Sorry, Nick, but there's nothing really special about it. Phoenix: Hey, look. It's my attorney's badge. Gumshoe: Ha ha. Good one, pal. You're always good for a laugh with your little badge. But a real man... A real man has a police badge. Phoenix: So, let me get this straight! This "Mr. Lawer there" broke the door down!? (Franziska) von Karma: Honestly, Mr. Phoenix Wright. Why don't you tell us what happened, then? Phoenix: Um... Yes Ms. von Karma... I broke the door down. Sorry. Phoenix: Umm... (Why is it lately, all I want to do is cry...?) Phoenix: (For the love of all things good, Your Honor, have some spine... For my sake...) Judge: Um, uh... Well... I... I uhh... Phoenix: (Ugh... The Judge still looks a little shaken up... A lot of help he's going to be...) Phoenix: (Uuugh... Can't breathe... Let me outta here...) Mia, in Pearl's body: Phoenix, try asking something of more significance, alright? Mia, in Pearl's body: I feel embarrassed for you for even thinking of showing that piece of evidence. Maya: I'll ride on Nick's back and jump out of the lion's mouth! Random person in the jury: Phoenix is a poopyhead!! Now some Gumshoe suffering. (poor guy) Gumshoe: Um... My name isn't Gymshoe... (Franziska) von Karma: You can start repairing your standing by first removing that three-strand "goatee". Oh, and rest assured your punishment will come later. Gumshoe: ...P-Punishment... Phoenix: (...Poor Gumshoe... Being dragged off by the ear like that by Morgan... Owww...) Gumshoe when presented his own profile: ... I'm making a really strange tired looking face here... Maya: Hmm... Are you sure you weren't born looking like that? Gumshoe: Uh-uh... I wish I was more lively... ... Right now, I'm just tired. Maya: Well, there's not much you can do about that, so you just gotta keep on being tired! Gumshoe: You're right! Phoenix: (Glad I stayed out of that one...) Gumshoe: Peanuts? I don't get paid enough for peanut butter, let alone peanuts! Gumshoe: The other detectives all got a good laugh when the prosecutor whipped me. Thank god there was all this snow around to bring down the swelling. Now for some great out of context ones. (Franziska) von Karma: If you're going to tell a joke, at least make it one I'll laugh at. Phoenix, while pointing: That's not my point! (Franziska) von Karma, tightening her whip between her hands: I don't think anyone really cares. (Franziska) von Karma: Oh, you simple-minded fools. I'm sorry, are you still, by chance, evolving? (Franziska) von Karma: Ignorance is to be whipped. Maya: "Spine tingling legal action! Mind numbing legalese! You will say 'wow'!" Phoenix: With the force of gravity and Maximilian Galactica's ample bust!

[@ultraman388]

JESUS CHRIST!

[@LumiNyte]

Where in the game does the “I was hoping to come up with a question while pounding my desk your honor, I didn’t” happen in? I know Turnabout Samurai but what is it a response to?

[@darkacadpresenceinblood]

​@@LumiNyte the trial is about to end, Miles decides to help Phoenix by trying to prolong it so he has a chance to win. takes him a few objections to figure out how to do that but he eventually asks the mafia producer lady (was her name Dee? i played that case a while ago) to testify again

[@LumiNyte]

@@darkacadpresenceinblood No I know about the Edgeworth "I was hoping to come up with a question while I was objecting" one. The thing I'm asking about is Phoenix saying the "I was hoping to come up with a question while pounding my desk" But thanks anyway.

[@darkacadpresenceinblood]

@@LumiNyte oh i don't remember that one either, i believe it's one of those "is there a contradiction here?" choices if you select "no"

[@FreeAndSay]

This was one of the best cases in my opinion. And seeing engarde in the end scratching his face made me so happy I hated that guy I immediately made him guilty

[@canitbeatkirbythough397]

Kirby brother

[@captainblue5096]

Should’ve declared him not guilty so that he could spend his last days knowing there was a De Killer who wanted his head on a silver plate

[@kelvinsanoja9735]

@@captainblue5096 yeah

[@LizzieourWorld]

@@captainblue5096 I’m sure that’s what happens if you do and then he begs to be guilty

[@gyppygirl2021]

@@LizzieourWorld Yeah, Engarde gets the guilty verdict in the end either way, but it's much more satisfying imo to remind him that if he gets not guilty, he'll be tailed by de Killer for the rest of his life.

[@JakeMoment_]

I read “request a hit” and my mind instantly went to weed

[@supergachastudios9730]

I see you are also quite a dark hearted man

[@_Reikiiro]

One of my favorites is Edgeworth's "You really should come with a supply of cheese to match your vintage whine" Just realized, it was from the same case, wasn't it?

[@thecommonman9524]

Yep. Addressed to Oldbag.

[@ploykatzza7226]

Could u explain that sentence to me?🥺 Im not sure if i get a joke or not, did edgeworth just use a whine-vine pun to complain about oldbag’s whining? I'm not native and I was confused so much when this dialog came out 😂

[@mourningcaw]

@@ploykatzza7226 i think it means, whine and wine, like the drink 💪

[@DayIX]

Nah, I think the funniest would be the mega penalty that the judge gives you for saying that the bust is under his chair in Turnabout Big Top

[@mackenziechan3723]

You accuse Judge? You accuse Judge like the criminal? Oh! Oh! Jail for Phoenix! Jail for Phoenix for one thousand years!

[@dashisneat]

Nothing can top this one from Rise from the Ashes Judge: Are you saying that Damon Gant, despite being such an imposing man plays with puppets?!?!?!

[@thejonbrownshow8470]

Me:yup, gumshoe's his favorite

[@Zoe-hb2oj]

@@thejonbrownshow8470 Sh-shut up.

[@Deejaynerate]

Honestly all of the follow-up presses that further play this joke finish the whole thing, lol. Though personally, my favorite funny line is from 1-1 "You're allowed to hang yourself, Mr. Wright, but not in my courthouse!"

[@thekandycinema3193]

My favourite is during 3-5 Phoenix: Are! Von Karma: You! Judge: High! That woman is really high up there!

[@SimsAllAround]

Not Phoenix, it was Miles

[@fierytigergaming8112]

Phoenix was still in hospital at that point

[@WilyGryphon]

Or the bit from the first trial of that game, if you say that what's important about the business card is on the front rather than the back: Phoenix: The name on that card tells people who I am! It even told ME that I'm "Phoenix Wright"! Payne: ... (stares blankly at Phoenix) Wellington: ... (smiles smugly) Maya: ... (looks at Phoenix as if to say "You have GOT to be kidding me!") The Judge: ...Did you not know that? Phoenix: Nope! Payne: OBJECTION! Wh-wh-what's the meaning of this nonsense?! The Judge: Mr. Wright! Get a hold of yourself and start behaving like a proper lawyer! (hits Phoenix with a 70% penalty) Maya: Ouch. Talk about a tongue-lashing, Nick.

[@ram4771]

Please note that he was being 100% serious.

[@SimsAllAround]

Reminds me of when the Judge gets offended in Big Top if you say the bust is at his bench. It’s a 95% penalty

[@idktbh1006]

@@ram4771 That makes it even better

[@infernaldisdain8051]

@@idktbh1006 Aah Amnesia plotlines.

[@edgelordbazooka9461]

@@SimsAllAround imagine already being penalized and getting a game over for that LMAO

[@Imamotherfreakingavocado]

One of my favourites is "Well, we know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."

[@wandering4104]

My favourite Ace Attorney moment is in Dual Destinies when Apollo is tying Athena in string and cloth and she says "Okay Apollo, tie me up in a new position- wait, you aren't into this kinda thing, are you?"

[@skeleteleportation8043]

tbh the funniest moment imo is when you can accuse grossberg and redd white of being lovers

[@captainbalzac]

Presenting Larry's profile is still cracks me up "who's this useless looking man?"

[@sleepycaprine]

“Objection! I object! That was...objectionable!” is another good one.

[@patheticplague9359]

I literally lost it at Justice for all's Big Top trial with Moe "Witness! Name and occupation!" "In west clownadelphia, born and raised"

[@StrabbyStrabby]

(TaT spoilers) This is pretty great but I have to say that some of the funniest lines in the games come from Trials and Tribulations while Miles is defending while Larry is the witness. “This one single statement is so full of contradictions, for a moment there, I thought I was gong to collapse.” “Your very existence being a contradiction, I'm not sure if you can grasp this or not.." “This might be Larry we are talking about, but even he is incapable of being so stupid.” “(It must be lovely to live in the fantasyland of Larry's mind.)” “(Actually, ots so depressing I can't even work up the energy to point.)” “... (Can one guy really be this stupid?)” “... (Yep, there's stupid, then there's Larry Butz.)” “... This witness certainly sits on one of the lowest possible branches of humanity.” And a couple lines from Fran for good measure... “Such a terrible witness... You are an affront to all the legal system stands for!” “A foolhardy folly of a foolish statement by an equally foolish foolhardy fool.” “You huffy, puffy, loosey-goosey excuse for a whimpering whining wuss of a witness!” And a little bit from my guy Gumshoe: “Prosecutor Edgeworth is a prosecutor, and that's why he's Prosecutor Edgeworth!”

[@ammarokla7217]

XD

[@clonefighter1996]

The Gumshoe line can just be shortened to "PROSECUTOR IS PROSECUTOR!"

[@FiSH-iSH]

@@clonefighter1996 y e s

[@nightshifter1010]

@@clonefighter1996 "Hm yes, the prosecutor here is made out of prosecutor"

[@thelonearchitect]

"This witness certainly sits on one of the lowest possible branches of humanity.” This. Is. Gold.

[@SilverSylveon1]

There is a great art in the 3-1 where Dhalia says “They are all very fond of their drugs”😂

[@mineralnoodles]

"objection." "That was the weakest objection ever, Edgeworth" "It was still stronger than your feeble mind, Mr. Wright"

[@Ace_Maus]

Phoenix and the Judge, a classic comedic duo

[@nullempt]

I loved the scene where the judge, Phoenix and Maya were hiding under the desk "looking for a pen", because they were scared of a witness

[@elizabethramirezthezenshii9691]

*You're not a clown, you're the entire circus:* first time?

[@CS_Oddities]

Too bad it wasn't real

[@salaheddinetiar]

Lol I'm so used to the "Ace Attorney in a nutshell" things that I forgot this one. I'm helpless lol. Btw, I love so much De Killer's theme , I still listen to it from time to time. 10 years after I finished the game !!!

[@yeahimdead6838]

Gotta be the funniest moment I've ever seen.

[@MrMoney-no8ry]

And so it seems...

[@stephenfong1144]

There's also that damage quote from Apollo Justice (can't remember the case) where the judge says, and I quote, "The only thing that was turned on its head was you as a child, Mr. Justice."

[@HoodedOP87]

My personal favorite was in the third game when mia said "well, we know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"

[@fishsona]

From Turnabout for Tomorrow: Edgeworth: "You're" Apollo: "Freakin" Judge: "INSAAAAAAAANE!"

[@Ultimate_Despair]

Here's an honorable mention... Edgeworth: "ARE-" Franziska: "YOU-" Judge's Brother: "HIGH! She's up really high!"

[@apolly0xn8474]

An attorney just tried to hire a fucking hitman, I’m dying

[@ShudowWolf]

My favorite moment was watching RT play and say "I'm not supposed to lie under oath" since he legitimately wanted to kill the judge.

[@hawks-wings]

contempt of court? yes, i hold you in great contempt, your honor.

[@markerikson7423]

ARE... YOU... HIGH! SHE'S SO HIGH UP THERE.

[@defaultdance4727]

MR. PHOENIX WRIGHT! GUILTY! GUILTY GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUILTYYY

[@octaviusroosevelt7355]

I get the feeling the Judge is like that high school student who always wants drama.

[@Chem.Baroness]

Petition for this piece of conversation to be an Achievement

[@davisbowe8668]

I like how The Judge mellows out a lot after the first game and becomes more comedic. He had his funny moments, but he played it straight more often and was more harsh towards Phoenix. I guess a lot of it had to do with Phoenix being a rookie in that game so it had to feel like the deck was stacked against him.