Honestly, Touch Grass | Brooke and Connor Make a Podcast - Episode 46

[@kenziec859]

obsessed with the way hank green is mentioned at least once every episode

[@maddyroxmisox]

They should have him on!!

[@saram2727]

Brooke and Connor make a Hank Green Podcast

[@emilyjohnson222]

The assistant bit has me dying and it’s only 35 seconds in

[@loganbegalka]

That was wiiiilllldd!! Loved it hahaha

[@abbiecomm]

The best 😂

[@indigomk]

I don't even want to watch the rest of the episode there's no way anything is ever gonna top that

[@paigem2451]

Does anyone else NEED touch grass merch

[@savannahlisonbee1202]

brooke wanting to bring a sign to conner’s standup show is precious omg

[@annamarie5331]

the fact that connor predicted lizzo’s cancellation in 2023….he knows things we are not privy to and that terrifies me

[@jamalandcory9733]

no because why does connor keep his vitamins just loose right inside his pocket

[@heibai4329]

ngl I do this too

[@angairbender]

You know that lady hung up the phone thinking...damn...girl's got an assistant...she's legit

[@dayanag6501]

I love listening to this P with B and C ❤

[@emmalloyd7182]

I’m pissing my pants at Brooke not wanting to misgender the post mates robot

[@elizabethferry4407]

TWICE AHAHA

[@ellabiddy4741]

Already commented about something else, but I would 100% buy a shirt that says Touch Grass and that’s coming from someone who hasn’t bought any celebrities merch in over 5 years and it was a concert tee.

[@primus8054]

hi guys yes, i just wanted to let you know that, since Brittany and Sarah ended their podcast out of nowhere, my emotional and mental state now fully depends on the two of you since you’re the only other podcast i listen/watch, no pressure tho, love you

[@ellabiddy4741]

Have you seen Aleena’s with her friend (can’t remember her name) called Are We Still Friends? That one’s pretty good! I watch all the podcasts owned by and associated with TMG like Kelsey’s pod (except foul tip cause I don’t care about sports). All of them are great! But I recommend Kelsey’s and Aleena’s if you prefer girl talk as opposed to dick jokes lol

[@remileblanc6703]

“Are we still friends” is my other fav podcast! sarah and aleena are so funny and entertaining

[@nm8925]

Actually the way Connor said Qatar is closer to how it’s actually said in Arabic! So good for you cultured babes

[@ellabiddy4741]

For a lot of Arabic words isn’t it like the first syllable is supposed to be stressed but in English the second syllable is typically stressed? Like HAssan vs HassAN? I had some friends in high school that never corrected people but really everyone was pronouncing their name wrong

[@KanzaCat]

@@ellabiddy4741 it’s not a hard and fast rule like that lol but it is true in the sense of Qatar and Hassan! Americans however stress the first syllable of Iran and Iraq in an unreasonably long way

[@ameermoore832]

I think I felt it in my bones that this got uploaded I’ve never been this early to a video ever

[@caitlinkruger9642]

has the story about connor hitting a biker been told on this pod before? he said it so casually that i’m thinking i’ve missed it

[@tiadeni]

I think in the one with Ben and Emil

[@lesbianmort3734]

can we get “i know your heart” merch tho

[@angellu5947]

or you know my heart shirts

[@bigwaffles]

You guys should make 2023 bingo cards for an episode

[@nowlisteningtopod]

it makes my heart gush seeing how proud brooke is of connor and validating him they’re the best

[@amoo7811]

“You’re just gonna pee them out” “No I…I feel like I’m deficient right now”

[@jadenhalsey7504]

Brookes comment about how watch me drive watch me parallel park is the new watch me whip watch me nae nae had me ROLLING LAUGHING.

[@3daxx]

I like this guy connor

[@maria_____.]

That's Brooke's assistant, I like him too !!

[@villamorlindsay]

for a podcast that is nearly all about pop culture brooke never fails to amaze me with how much she doesn’t know about pop culture

[@emmetdobson7567]

Connor looks like he's 2 and loves trains.

[@hnkoozie3264]

my pitbull was fully smiling while watching this episode with me

[@buttersnatch]

not to be dramatic but i do need this touch grass merch in order to continue living

[@ellabiddy4741]

Nutrition student here- on the topic of vitamins, there are some that most Americans are low in like Vitamin D (I say American because the diet most of us eat here leads to commonalities in which nutrients we have excess vs not enough of). Vitamins aren’t really necessary unless you know you don’t eat enough of certain food groups, but because so many of us are low on stuff and wouldn’t know before we take a blood test, it’s not gonna hurt and it might make you feel better. There are some vitamins and minerals that can become toxic pretty quickly like iron, so be careful if you consume a lot of a vitamin in your diet then it’s in a multivitamin. General rule of thumb- unless you know you’re not getting enough of something, you don’t need vitamins. They do work though, vitamins and minerals are necessary for chemical reactions the body performs to keep you alive. Just be careful to not take too much

[@katebarrett2002]

Dietetic Intern here :) I love this comment, you explained it perfectly!

[@angbuss]

please discuss the white lotus season finale on main next week thanks so much

[@tomasandco123]

Alexandria Daddario is awaiting you guys

[@tomasandco123]

I hope you guys got the news

[@changeofheart75]

Brooke can I ask where your sweater is from, its gorgeous!

[@halleyschae]

I’m with Connor on the AI, people are like OMG I love what it did with this photo and it looks like a bunch of random shit but everyone loves it

[@GIJaneUSAF]

Touch Grass Merch now! 🔥 & you can do a cool photo shoot in a field of beautiful green grass, or just hold a single strand of grass lmao or also just laying in a bed, on your phone while wearing it, would be ironic lol

[@mollz1997]

that opening bit has me creasing

[@j.m.butler5010]

WHY IS CONNOR SO GOOD AT THE TIKTOK VOICE EFFECT 1:06:15

[@crazyknexkid]

Brooke I have an answer to your BO question. If you don't like someone's BO it likely means that y'all have different gut biomes and bacteria. People who like each other BO smell likely have more compatible biomes which will make your children more likely to survive. I love my wife and my own BO smell lol. And in 3rd grade that's when you hit puberty and your pits started smelling. Since armpit smell is just bacteria stank, you want to have similar bacteria. And also yes, BO is a tool to sell more deoderant. Before they had deoderant everyone just stunk. No ones cared because that's how everyone smelled. They used to use perfumes but those just mask they dont really cover smells.

[@kenziedoodle06]

Im late but pretty sure our BO has gotten worse with time because of the increase in preservatives in food. I dunno if we smelled better in the past from just foraging and eating berries or whatever, but it does kinda make sense that your diet would affect how you smell naturally. Love u guys, thanks for always making me laugh

[@sharpiegreen13]

I’m pretty sure BO smells bad so we have signals when to bathe ourselves and how to stay clean and healthy! @brooke

[@camryn.g]

I NEED Brooke and Connors take on 'The Menu' with Anna Taylor Joy really really bad.

[@carefreelivingg16]

Was it good?

[@arielle5702]

I would personally LOVE some touch grass merch

[@Brandon_M]

I had to pause at the beginning from the embarrassment I was feeling on behalf of Brooke

[@emilysudbrock3614]

My guess about the bo thing is we were probably nose blind to it for all those years before deodorant. So then once we got used to deodorant it smells bad when people don’t wear it. Kinda like how you realize what your house smells like when you come home from vacation. Also there’s something about pheromones that’s possibly related? Basically there’s this thing where lots of partners like their significant other’s bo or sweat smell bc they’re compatible. So maybe that was also an evolutionary thing? So that people knew who to mate with lmao. I’m completely guessing here so take this with a grain of salt

[@elliesmith2731]

I want touch grass merch immediately

[@barakpinnon5529]

I've been on KZbin for about 10 years, grew up on it. I have never bought a piece of merch don't have a lot of money to give other than my eyes and ears for revenue. BUT I would buy a touchgrass hoodie please make it green.. 🙏

[@cadeblack3186]

Wild thing about the Adam Levine cheating scandal, Sumner (The girl he was messing with) was my church youth leader through middle and high school.

[@bianx2608]

i need a touch grass cap immediately

[@paigem2451]

I need touch grass merch immediately

[@lilleeble]

our BO also probably didnt used to smell as bad but i bet the poison we consume now in america makes it worse lol

[@smoaktree]

34:44 brookes hsm reference LMFAO

[@taylorsaylor4716]

I’m literally crying at the tik tok voice

[@justwalle101]

just here to say I loved bone and all, because i looked at the cannibalism as other additions.

[@justwalle101]

also im bi and… sheeeshhhh

[@maximilianmixa4968]

i love the podcast and i promise i am not hating, but the serotonin comment was completely wrong. it isn’t that depression is caused by a lack of serotonin, its that increasing serotonin in the body can help combat depression. keep up the good work bnc keep making that p frfr

[@jrgalbus]

Is Brooke okay during the ads? She looks like she’s being hypnotized

[@hannahcalibaba4068]

Babes I would love touch grass merch

[@denaebrown6343]

does connor know that that if your phone is hooked up to your car bluetooth that your map app tells you where your car is?

[@alaskawashington]

I would personally love “touch grass” merch

[@Kenzzaroberts]

Totally agree with you Brooke. I went to that movie alone and only one other person in the theatre and i walked out. Made me nauseous

[@angelicaborges5677]

Watching this back in 2024 realizing Connor was right about his Lizzo getting cancelled prediction 😂

[@nova6229]

touch grass merch IMMEDIATELY.

[@oritondejucanis1077]

Every time you touch hands it’s ✨

[@jaikooy28]

where is this oh caroline music video they are talking about?

[@madalynnproctor3832]

I’m pretty sure BO smelling bad is to prevent inbreeding, that’s what my BIO course freshman year university said and there’s a bunch of stuff that’s popped up about like, scent based relationship stuff. I think deodorant became a thing because humans be inbreeding and our genetic diversity or lack there of is harder to face than maybe putting a lil scent on to cover it idk I got like a 70 in that class TL:DR Your BO stinks to you because you’re supposed to mate with people different to you so genetically ideal partners have good smelling BO I guess

[@dylan5896]

what

[@daltonsideas]

love how cnn just completely missed the point of what goblin mode means and took the most millennial interpretation of it lol

[@annabethcharlet5537]

Don’t we have smelly arm pits from accumulated bacteria? It makes sense that it would cause a bad smell

[@01Elvi]

BROOKE UR BONES AND ALL TAKE IS HORRIBLE LMAOO, everyone go see that movie!!!!

[@codymchardy7465]

You should get Jennifer Aniston on the pod

[@slowlanegamer]

As far as I know Good Morning America is a never ending purgatory so once you start watching your stuck in that hell for ever until you claw your way out 😰 maybe that’s why is says the 3-4 hour in 🤣🤣

[@pearpop69]

brooke you look soooo good 🫶 and connor you’re delicious as always

[@victorbucio699]

Wait did he just call Brooke a Cockroach ?? 💀

[@abiomer415]

And she didn't even say anything 😭 I was like???we moving on?? Hahaha

[@victorbucio699]

@@abiomer415 lmao right. I think it’s one of their bits though. Hopefully lmao 😂

[@JehovahsBitches]

I haven’t used deodorant for years. I only use the basics jojoba oil and make my own cologne/scents.

[@danichesney1876]

My husband has never had BO and it really pisses me off. 😑 10 yrs married on Monday 12-12-22

[@gan5920]

Bones and All was not bad at all lol

[@RogerVee]

Can anyone ID where Connor's sweater is from?

[@its_joey]

i've come to the realization that you guys are just dipper and mabel from gravity falls in the flesh

[@hannahcalibaba4068]

Ok Conners TikTok impress is s tier

[@BrittneyStAubin]

I’ve tried all different kinds of deodorant, and every single one makes my armpits sweat and smell a lot more. So I can’t wear deodorant!

[@melaniemeier6732]

Where can I find the video of connors stand up?? I wanna see it!

[@anabeardiys7435]

I would wear some touch grass merch

[@samspam1788]

I love watching u guys P

[@brookejurgensmier3055]

Watching this in 2023 as Lizzo IS being cancelled

[@misaamane4857]

when i’m high i spend like $200 on food

[@katieholt6193]

Brooke is correct bones and all shocked me to my core. I wish I could go back to a life where I had not seen that movie.

[@emilyditro5276]

at 1:05 connor sounded like gale waters waters

[@elioth54]

I wonder if brook and I got the same bedding from OU???

[@MeganBurr]

I think B and C would think the movie The Voyeurs on AmazonPrime is insane and I’d love to hear their commentary on it tbh

[@haileyo450]

these comments are making me literally laugh so hard

[@laurenhampson2920]

Why is no one addressing Connor’s TikTok voice

[@erikaaranda5753]

OMGGGG I’M WITH BROOKE ON THE EW HINGE COMMENT!! boys, not okay

[@tiaratran]

Science is in its flop era 😂😂😂😂

[@tarakelbaugh9359]

connor whats in the black cup?

[@christinagodinho3084]

The P with B & C is C&B making a P simultaneously

[@coolkatcarl]

Touch grass.. or smoke it

[@clarevallely3276]

Brooke lmk when you need an assistant girl I’m really good on the phone

[@villamorlindsay]

really bad take about bones and all

[@taylorlynnes]

i always thought that if you think someone’s BO smells bad, it means you’re not biologically compatible. i’m not a scientist tho

[@cornpop21]

more stoner pods plz

[@chloejohnson6959]

Not Brook manifesting the scary AI bot future by saying it on the podcast 😣I think the BO evolutionarily stinks to us because we need to wash our bodies to be clean and it is a signal that we havn't done that recently.

[@chasechristian9309]

brooke should watch the youtube video for when you get too high with the older woman guiding

[@isaacfernandes8028]

my 16 yo friend just died in a motorcycle accident

[@Thepiphxny]

Sorry for your loss but this came out of left field

[@isaacfernandes8028]

@@Thepiphxny thanks it was the thing about the dog that got to me

[@carley8691]

Guys I love u so much but one comment does not mean you got cancelled lol

[@andreapost9528]

Ok I keep trying to comment and it won't let me, but deodorant is not dangerous. It's a long-standing myth and extrapolation of the research. The chemicals are not harmful at the levels present in deodorant

[@sarahhudson7108]

Ask Rosemary Kennedy why we should not have casual lobotomies. Edit: her family forced her to have one and she couldn’t use the bathroom on her own or do basic functions for the rest of her life

[@sirensyd]

…. how did you know lizzo was going to be canceled

[@dylpickled]

Idk about the queer fetishization but I’m concerned about consent