Tag Who You Want To Fark | Brooke and Connor Make a Podcast - Episode 57

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This week, Brooke and Connor are Burnin’ Up after spending the weekend with the Jonas Brothers! Brooke also breaks down the struggles of meeting your childhood tier 1 (aka avoiding them at all costs). Plus, Connor explains all the reasons why you should NOT eat shrimp. It has a poop sack.
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0:00 Going Through Hyperfixations
1:58 Beta Fish Trauma
4:49 Intro
5:24 Welcome Back To BNCMAP
6:17 Sleeping Rituals
8:58 A Really Cool Weekend Recap
10:41 ZocDoc
12:21 Listening To The New Jonas Brothers Album
13:03 Casually Meeting The Jonas Brothers
14:48 Brooke Running Away From The Jonas Brothers
18:06 Getting Intimate With Joe Jonas
18:41 Connor Explains His Tik Tok
21:00 The Jonas Brothers Ride
23:04 Honey
24:09 The Jonas Brothers Concert
26:56 Connor's After Party
28:13 Brooke's Photo With Nick
30:39 How To Talk To Celebrities
31:39 Becoming Desensitized To Celebs
32:45 Watching Tiger Woods
35:20 Hello Fresh
37:58 What We Are Giving Up For Lent
41:09 Would You Rather...
43:17 Family Style Dinners Suck
45:55 Digestion Is A Mindset
48:55 Internet Discourse
50:26 Everything Is Bad For You
53:34 Connor's Car Crash
55:19 When Your Friends Become Professionals
56:47 Shrimp Are Gross
1:00:32 Seasonal Depression Is Back
1:01:57 Building A Shark Sanctuary
1:03:54 Avril Lavigne & Tyga Dating?
1:05:40 Smooches!!!

[@louverachmar]

Them pronouncing Séance like Beyoncé is everything

[@cammaraecolby5360]

do you think they know? like inside joke

[@louverachmar]

@@cammaraecolby5360 something fishy is going on with the seyoncé

[@Scynthor]

@@cammaraecolby5360 they do because it's from a previous episode where Connor genuinely said it then the next episode they read a comment identical to this one

[@MM-bw2lu]

i LOVE hearing staff laugh in the background whenever they say something absolutely batshit, it makes me smile so hard

[@pURpants]

“I hate people watching me crash my car” had me in tears

[@cassmatts]

the way they communicate and talk has me HOOKED it just makes me laugh the entire episode

[@jrgalbus]

Every Thursday I look forward to this and I eat dinner with you guys and offer you a plate like a toddler

[@HilaBernstein]

Brooke being a child development major and not knowing you can’t smoke while pregnant is me vibes

[@Jsrafin1]

Brooke wanting to segregate sharks has me HOWLING

[@richardvillagomez2513]

it’s so funny bc that’s not remotely close to how the ocean works

[@gabrielaavalos1305]

talks about pollination right before but then forgets about the ecosystem

[@citizenoutlaw2698]

Sharks kill so few people as well! Not sure segregation is deserved hahaha

[@kyliev2021]

Brooke is looking quite radiant

[@KeelyStagg]

brooke calling amsterdam a country then going “i’m kind of good”, connor immediately following with dutch people are from deutschland, AND connor calling the gulf of mexico an ocean and no one correcting them absolutely sent me

[@ladysnailey181]

Connor looks like a boy that is the villain amongst my friend group, so I have to calm the internal rage I feel every time I see his face and remind myself that he is, in fact, wholesome and unproblematic

[@ConnorWood911]

So good to hear!

[@cierragill]

@@ConnorWood911our wholesome and unproblematic king 🙌🏻

[@ulyssatuku8877]

Brooke saying that the bible is in her good reads lmao i cant

[@awesomeashleyize1]

seeing Connor irl last night makes this so different i’m in love

[@hooligoonfilms6298]

did you used to listen only?

[@fernfernisfernie]

connor gives major christopher robin vibes and i love that about him

[@Mariposa87532]

lol Connor pronouncing pique as peak is killing me 😭😂

[@daniluvsfrogs]

over and over again

[@richardvillagomez2513]

i discovered this podcast last week and i cant stop binging it

[@juliam5549]

Literally same

[@victorbucio699]

Welcome to the team !

[@taylorparsley1610]

Welcome Richard!

[@estarr23]

im not a big jobros fan at all but connor thinking joe was 50 is golden to me.

[@estarr23]

also SAYONCE?? ok u guys

[@ShivaniSingh-xy2tr]

brooke feeling like her anxiety is a little more under control makes me feel like my own anxiety is a little more under control 🥰

[@moonchargedwater]

when connor said lets hear it for the dannish I went WOOHOO and he IMMEDIATELY WOOHOOED THE SAME EXACT WAY

[@teresa3567]

I wonder if bringing a celebrity impersonator onto the podcast could help Brooke get over her fear of them. It also would just be good content.

[@edenrobison1607]

This may be my favorite episode yet!! Their chemistry today was perfect!

[@d00biedoof]

brooke i think the dog at the end of your bed is sleep paralysis 💀💀

[@michaelfreakinlima16]

One second Connor is saying people in their 30s are old and dinosaurs and then says Joe Jonas at 33 is a child hahaha I can’t lol

[@carolinefalk_]

“OBSESSED with sea life by the way” 😭😭 i love her so much

[@emilijagocevska9533]

The hamster committee is also crazy. Everything you do leads to death apparently lmao

[@kyraally907]

This is my favourite episode of BNCMAP yet tbh

[@ConnorWood911]

😍

[@garrettlevine8561]

Incredible edit on "dormant" 14:56

[@LA-us6kp]

Brooke, I think it’s safe to say you are still extremely sensitized to meeting former celeb crushes given the fact that you were urging yourself to ignore the idols responsible for your sexual awakening almost completely. Love ya

[@CourtneyMS-]

I have been sick since Friday and stumbled upon this podcast and have been binge watching it since. Will be playing for a TMG membership to watch close friends ❤

[@ryleedement2531]

The whole fish bit at the beginning had me cackling

[@Perfinn]

the best part of my week 🤍🤍 love you guys

[@t_363]

The way “tooth and nail” turned into “tooth and neck and throat ear nose mouth

[@Michelle-mj9hb]

Peak Brooke and Conner episode right here. Very entertaining and relatable fun, big fan! Keep this energy

[@abbypersicketti5024]

Embarrassingly early to one of my favorite parts of the week! 🫶🏻

[@morganclark3153]

Is it just me or does anyone else reeeeeaally miss the old Intro?!

[@justjennayoo]

fs the new one disrupts the vibe more but theyll change it in a year so shrug

[@marsbars5555]

I like it :)

[@sheilaramirez6444]

Honestly I really like this intro. I guess the other set/vibe was too bright for me lol but I will admit it the old set was super cute and sweet

[@gaylelim9131]

It's that time of the week again ♥️♥️

[@shayk8021]

didnt connor get a dog recently?? im all for frankie talk but i would love an update on connor’s dog.

[@GloryDay225]

I had a bad feeling the moment he talked about that dog last week, I would bet good money that he didn’t keep it tbh

[@GloryDay225]

@@richardvillagomez2513 oh, where did he say that? In the last podcast it sounded like the dog was already living with him

[@gracemcculloch8021]

I think he was helping re-home his friends dog so maybe they found a better place for him?

[@ConnorWood911]

@@gracemcculloch8021🙃

[@GloryDay225]

@@gracemcculloch8021 I just went back and watched and no, he was saying these people he knows needed to rehome their dog so Connor took him. He was very much talking as if he was now the dog’s owner. I truly think he decided to adopt this dog and changed his mind within a few weeks tops lol

[@julieeyerman]

I had a betta fish named bubbles too! he lived like 4 or 5 years. may the bubbles rest in peace together.

[@bc3146]

Brooke: how many oceans are there? 7? Connor without missing a beat: at least I was cackling

[@justjennayoo]

i pay for tmg strictly because the close friends but watch here for weekly ep because the breaks for the ads get me everytime

[@isobelcudby3890]

brooke nooo dont even stress!!! the boys surely love that us girlies still live for them xxxx

[@YoungFraggle]

This is my first episode and I’m laughing out loud

[@MagiCaleb]

I haven’t watched this pod in a bit, I think I’ll start again

[@naaraandrade9423]

I literally was digging into my family size bag of peanut m&ms as Brooke brought up her daily treat

[@toriissocool]

the rustling case is cracking me up lmao

[@buzz-wx1lh]

i love the hardy laugh track yall added

[@samanthamariah4607]

ill never forget the time I sassed nick jonas and told him what part of a song to sing....and he sassed me right back. that was the most daring thing ive ever done

[@MrPoopissocoollike]

west florida beaches are side eyeing you guys

[@MrAhmedrocks234]

Brooke's fish story had me in tears 😭😭

[@marmiteghost]

the new set is great but im begging yall to change that ai-generated facebook ass intro

[@hannababanana3797]

"i hate people watching me crash my car.." 😂 relatable

[@Sunsetbrunett]

Connor- for music in the shower 🎵 🚿 just connect a Bluetooth speaker to ur phone and press play on your phone and just bring the Bluetooth speaker in the bathroom. You can even leave your cell phone charging in ur bedroom. 🎉

[@Milanaaaa111]

wait brooke i have the same dog at the edge of my bed sensation!!! i’ve had it since i was young and it used to freak me out because i thought there was a mouse in bed but now i’ve just gotten used to it idk

[@cynthiab.3277]

that jim halpert moment connor had at 2:25

[@Ransompie1]

I would fark Conner 😏

[@jolsuf]

Fly-over rides do smells! They probably were pumping in manure smells when Connor thought Brittany farted over the farmland

[@abbynorelli]

the tempura argument I can’t

[@emmmmilyy]

There’s a lot of beautiful non murky beaches on the Gulf of Mexico 🤣

[@katiaespinoza]

and connor is so right about the shrimp

[@emmahaas5715]

who is going to tell brooke all the oceans are connected…🤣

[@brittanyengleman]

I had the exact opposite experience meeting the Jonas brothers LMAO

[@flovita]

ah yes, the famous country Amsterdam 👌

[@mel.bon12]

Hahaha I’m a mom but when you say you’re scared of moms I don’t ever think of myself 😂 I think of just old Karen’s bc we’re the same age

[@dylpickled]

I had a sensory meltdown on that fly over ride in Disney, the workers couldn’t get me off the ride

[@danamaconi7680]

It filled me with rage hearing them say danish people are the same as Dutch people. Danish people are from Denmark !!!

[@chloemiller2096]

This episode is so fucking funny

[@zzpeep1040]

So Brooks plan is to colonize the ocean?😂 interestingggg

[@jennochs]

Connor 1:03:17 RUDE - you’re talking Texas gulf of mexico, we love the gulf in Alabama/Flordia

[@adrianafetzer]

Them pronouncing Pique's name as "peeks" is CRAZYYYy

[@Rodviet]

I truly adore the new intro! Its so lush and pretty

[@savannahc0126]

But how would shark ocean work if all the oceans are connected 😭😭😭

[@B0H0]

Brooke wants to “trail of tears” the sharks

[@DikyzarC]

Brooke's idea about the sharks... I have the same idea about deer. So that they stop getting hit on highways and ruining cars. i need to discuss this with her.

[@fernfernisfernie]

Avril is having a megan fox moment. she's gonna be dating pete davidson soon probably lol or mgk

[@halfouncer7339]

Need to go poop room brb

[@dtoom5656]

TGI-Th!!!

[@invisibellle]

people from amsterdam/the netherlands/holland are dutch not danish :(

[@madijames9945]

gulf of mexico is not correct

[@mth_96]

Hold up was the Danish / Denmark part a bit… or….?

[@lalirez903]

I love them but sometimes it makes me sad how little they know about the world for like being well educated people 😩

[@daniluvsfrogs]

is connor still saying “bury the lead” ?

[@isobelcudby3890]

i live for brooke

[@brookecv]

Hat is back 😔

[@hannababanana3797]

i love my binkie

[@sarahnelson9124]

BROOKE I have been soooo forgetful and distracted in the past year i think adhd strikes later in women or something allegedly Or like it becomes more apparent later on idk but i feel thjs

[@sainaina]

55:07 brooke ily but Amsterdam isn’t a country😭 It’s a city in the Netherlands, and Dutch people are the people of Netherlands🫶

[@shainezperry1494]

I like this one but I do miss the old intro song

[@tatumsomething]

absolutely no way you call your pen a binky brooke

[@deadtho_]

cute little lambs r fucking delish tbh

[@sofiachaves5528]

It feels like influencers trying to be on good terms with celebs so they can keep being invited to stuff. Fair

[@MadelynBo]

I don't like the new intro 💔 I loved their little cartoons

[@katiaespinoza]

as a latina connor pronouncing pique as peeks had me dying. and yes we love shakira 🫶🏻 pique can rot

[@devynoakes4464]

Tempura

[@chloewilson535]

Is this a safe space to talk about me being the jonas brothers first cousin but we are both estranged with my father. Really hoping this is a safe space to talk about me being the jonas brothers first cousin but we are both estranged with my father. I want to avoid the jobros but they keep coming up on MY safe space, b and c make a p!

[@chloewilson535]

It’s good to know they’re nice guys.

[@khyajo9371]

why are you both estranged (i am nosey and this is a safe space) (i need to know if it is for the same reasons)

[@chloewilson535]

@@khyajo9371 it is the same reason lol. He is just a very bad abusive guy lol the who family sucks they’re dodging a huge bullet. It’s so weird seeing estranged family all over the media though hahaha

[@Halfmoonbaee]

Tag who you wanna fark ☺️

[@iluvwolves98]

Sounds like mr bubbles had ick

[@Haruhi_jeann389]

For a second, genuinely thought brooke was about to say " I really hate Danish people"

[@richardvillagomez2513]

amsterdam is a city but it’s okay

[@mattd2026]

Well now I know it's a green screen with that fake ass fire

[@oakillllll]

your mind is going to be blown when you find out about virtual fires

[@mattd2026]

@Bia your mind is going to be blown when you find out I dtart virtual fires

[@oakillllll]

@@mattd2026 dtart

[@mattd2026]

@@oakillllll trend setter. Ur already following my lead

[@halimecklin167]

brooke is mother

[@jmsn_]

Connor shrimp tempura L

[@Perfinn]

crazy pet owners have to be some of the worst people on the internet