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My HoneyDew this week is comedian, Matt Braunger! (Doug) Matt Highlights the Lowlights of driving a newborn across the country and back.
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[@Ken-xq9py]

Jim Florentine: "I walked off stage to a suicide message from my girlfriend." Matt Braunger: "One time I took a road trip in my Tesla during a presidential election and nothing happened."

[@Skeem96]

braunger is just funnier too

[@abidesthedood3490]

Braughner is so soy he leaves milk rings.

[@sethwittrup9688]

I don’t get how Sickler isn’t more popular not saying he isn’t but damn man he should have millions of people watching this show.

[@abidesthedood3490]

Its because he has shitty libtarded guests on 60% of the time. Matt Brauner ….no one listens to my podcast (no shit…cuck)

[@AgendaInMind]

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

[@Wildoddity]

@@AgendaInMind not a single person wants to read your unprompted essay.

[@hugh6610]

Going through a breakup (4 years' relationship and just moved across the country last month). I'm having a hard time paying attention today. Thank you, Ryan, for being a small, but, significant highlight of my day.

[@kennethwilliams548]

❤❤❤❤

[@kennethwilliams548]

😂

[@AndrewMorton116]

Stay strong

[@matthewlynch3841]

Dont chase em, just replace em.

[@AgendaInMind]

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

[@richkrupansky1339]

He is making driving in his Tesla was such a dangerous adventure...

[@catdaddydonbrewer007]

There’s no more consistent sound on earth than “welcome to the honeydew y’all”!

[@TendoTheDude]

I love how the Californian revelation set in like an epiphany "hey, turns out people in other places are not just backwoods savages but actually cool" who knew

[@greasemonkey060]

The stories coming from the pandemic are a historical timeline of the weirdness we all endured

[@AnthonyGargini]

Whoa whoa whoa we didn't ALL endure it. I live in the South. Might as well have never happened.

[@AgendaInMind]

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

[@woodedarea]

“Get a piece of that kielbasa.” -Helen Keller

[@lordfordification]

I think Ryan is still single because he's such a catch. The good guys need to be cautious.

[@calvindobbs]

You mean to tell me he drove all the way through the "deep south" without getting firebombed in his Tesla. Shocking!

[@melissaandjosh6210]

Peaches is always funny. Glad to see him on the Honeydew

[@jpressone]

Sickler is hands down the best out there. Even when his guest is not very interesting to listen to, he always makes it great! Sickle cell forever!

[@AmandaBurns14]

56:07 ish - "Oh fuck yeah, let's kiss!" 😆😆

[@jodyadair2092]

I found Matt's special shovel fighter around 2012 I believe. I showed it to at least 10 people. I love a comic who is so authentic and venerable in his comedy. He is a great comic

[@vinnya99]

This guy is good on this ep & his story was basically all my preconceptions were wrong and I was a paranoid weirdo. Thanks bud we’ll be sure to grab your special that dropped 2 months ago.

[@daddydeeppocketz]

Welcome Back to the HONEYDEW Y'all! I love it.

[@bradleydrysdale6518]

I need Dan Soder back on here 👌🏻

[@clevermissfox]

Long live the honeydew empire!!

[@jablesboogley]

Damn, i wish this came out earlier so i would have known about the special. I really want to watch it now

[@EastboundAndDowns]

Nice Eddie Murray/Brooks Robinson shirt! Happy Toosdee y'all!

[@CoolHandRobb]

My baby mama has thrown out a "this bitch" in one if those early mornings, too accurate.

[@jordanwillett6680]

Tell her to check out the “This Bitch” podcast with Kim Congdon and Sara Weinshenk. Good shit!

[@CoolHandRobb]

I gotta ask I know some Willett's from Elsinore, any relation?

[@jordanwillett6680]

Not too close with extended family, but I do believe I have some relatives that moved to California decades ago lol. I’m indigenous and that’s from the Willett’s side of the family, so if they look Native, they could be my long lost relatives haha!

[@curtisw831]

Poor Matt, all the pods are releasing after his special time limit

[@jamieerdely6374]

I'm binge watching right now trying to catch up and this is the perfect episode to have after the suicide episode. That one was also great but this will make me laugh so hard.

[@kentdavis7754]

Matt Braunger is absolutely hilarious. Love this guy

[@solarfairyspirit]

Love what you do Ryan!! Keep up the hard work ♥️

[@CoolHandRobb]

Hey Girl with Kyle Kinane is raw but those two guys are great together. There's gotta be a sitcom with those old roommate stories.

[@wakenow1]

Whatever happened to hey girl? They haven't uploaded in a long while.

[@ryancj1542]

Ryan is single again? That sucks.

[@robinisbell8513]

Hard bellies are actually worse than a soft belly. In medical field they say, "hard fat is 'heart' fat". Just saying Bertholomew

[@georgieboy_htown4eva4eva]

I listen to Matt's Big Dumb Animal on the regular. So funny, have a great Toosdee everyone!

[@GriseldaBSF410]

Love the shirt ! Go O's! One of my favorite pods for sure!

[@cwilliamstewart]

Homage makes one helluva shirt.

[@colinclements7436]

Love Matt and definitely wanna check out this new special, but am I understanding correctly that despite this being a brand new Ep. "Doug" came out early last month and was only on Moment for 2 weeks?

[@BigMike00]

Doug sounds like my dad. Resentful parents, the best kind. They carefully groom school shooters. High-quality people for the world 😂

[@jordantwood]

this came out super late

[@checkylater87]

"Oh you have a rose tattoo too, we should kiss"

[@Foreverfrys]

I feel like I've already seen this ...

[@dizonwhizite2861]

Mostly peaceful 🤣

[@PrashantKhandelwal20]

Thank you

[@fredychicano654]

Brief yet funny dude on Badamigos with Steeve Lee older Brother and Tito Andrew

[@jonnyh5858]

Yea I think Tim charges $40k for an ad read if I recall 😮

[@shawnpont7934]

Since when dies sickle cell have a tattoo

[@richardcharles9349]

Number 6. Love you ya angry dog

[@LBBKPHILLY]

Would be cool to add the number of the guest's appearances to the titles.

[@MobSquad4209]

I look dumb as fuck without my goatee lmao

[@derekzirkle2792]

Homage shirt 👍🏼

[@The-Saucefather]

I just seen Matt on bad friends. Getting into his stuff

[@lordfordification]

The north can have Maryland.

[@lordfordification]

At least once a week I think about his story of almost killing a homeless girl with a frying pan.

[@mellyp5302]

😂❤😂

[@johnnyjohnryan12]

Am I tripping wasn't this uploaded before ?

[@vsb1971]

I assume Uncle Kyle is a huge softy!

[@AgendaInMind]

How can anyone still believe in magical Boogey germs?

[@NickDiazofNauts]

#drenched

[@EnglishTeacherMike]

What happened to "advice you'd give your 16-year-old self"?

[@robertfrost8264]

The amount of time I've spent in my life, listening to this guy explain the story about fuckin' Doug on podcasts is far too much.. ffs.

[@AclockworkPurple]

You might want to consider you spend way too much time watching videos. I’m saying that because you said the same exact thing about the Adam Corolla video. Frankly it seems all you do is complain. Hilarious.

[@benignassassin]

Reason braunger never popped off is because he does too much leftwing premises. Just typical cringey Portland programming

[@joshuajones5776]

🤡

[@patrickspooner3029]

Love it! Matt's great!