HoneyDew #55 | Tom Segura

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

I wish i had a job where one of my best friends was also my boss and also was Tom Segura.

[@chrism45]

But that means you'll eventually either be a victim or an accomplice

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

@@chrism45 😂😂

[@shoonger001]

@@IloveGorgeousGeorge 50/50 I like those odds.

[@21AdamA]

My best friend is my boss but he's just Blake :(

[@THCMusicBlog]

imagine being tom's doctor

[@ianscott1155]

Sickler's laugh reminds me that happiness is imminent.

[@bender8784]

Funches better watch his throne

[@bryanstiener1535]

i don't get that. of course you can't laugh without being happy, it's kind of impossible. like not blinking when sneezing.

[@ClaireDCoaching]

Bryan Stiener yeah but some people get more enjoyment out of jokes etc. Ryan’s laugh makes me so happy because I also have a distinctive honk so I feel less alone lol

[@rexrob.88]

Dude I have to listen to it at low volume I’m my headphones because of his laugh.

[@CitrusFarmer710]

It is identical to Lee Syatt’s laugh.

[@jordanprewit4164]

I can honestly say that the episodes with Tom and Sickler are becoming my favorite of the whole YMH Podcasts. Keep’ em coming guys!

[@Kings_Crossing]

When you're featherin' it brother!

[@BostonBlues]

Feather that babyraper 'stache

[@slados1]

Watch the faceclothes there, chomo!

[@Billy-hr6wk]

Ta ta. 1:11:50

[@michaelhenderson643]

JUST SO YOU KNOW... YER ON FIRE

[@Bobojanglesbo]

Gotta get it hot

[@MoyesinDahoud]

When Tommy Buns is a guest on any podcast I turn into a telescope 🔭

[@sthomasond]

Hes known as being a funny person but his storytelling abilities are also top notch

[@sethbaus]

Top notch comment.

[@a.foster199]

It’s cool to hear about how Tom and Burt met, didn’t realize it was in a rehab facility though.

[@yourneighborhoodtrainer]

Most underrated comment

[@arnoldhernandez1910]

Lmaooooo

[@Blastycat]

Tom’s laugh is the best. It always makes me smile.

[@bridge7425]

Toms most painful moment is not the tailbone impact anymore lmao

[@Sjm23_]

didnt age well 😂

[@zacharybouthillier6182]

I was scrolling for that comment so bad😭😂

[@Cyge240sx]

fucking dark! Love it

[@qmathew9900]

Explain?

[@wokkawicklo]

@@qmathew9900 the song about" every kiss begins with k" well the singer should have sung every rape begins with r

[@lukebmajesty2010]

Man this is a great podcast, -Marlo

[@Kevinduzit760]

"This was a good warning I should have paid attention to" "what the first one" 😂😂

[@imastounded4376]

No the second…🤣

[@commentetiquettestudent1788]

Why does it make me happy when I see Tom or Christina wearing teddy fresh?

[@GasStationSushiiii]

Real friends rep their friends shit

[@travishunt4927]

teddy fresh is lame

[@turbo682]

Because you need to go outside more often.

[@blankspace0000]

He looks good in it

[@WagonerVT]

Dink Fam that was a shite insult lmao

[@zmitchell15]

Any time I see Sickle Cell and Tommy Buns together, I turn into a telescope. SueWoo

[@JessicaSmith-yg9cn]

I loved the part when Tom said “you gotta follow proto,” and Blueban was dying laughing. Ryan has no clue what was so funny. 😂

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

1:11:50

[@xironedgex77]

When feds dont follow proto I turn into a telescope.

[@iimmannii]

Lmao

[@nickchezum1088]

Read this comment literally as he said it haha high and tight

[@JessicaSmith-yg9cn]

I actually said it WITH him right after he said the word protocol. I can’t hear that word anymore without saying some version of not following PROTO!

[@nathaniellange9526]

Tom segura after blacking out on GHB: “IlL FuCkInG dO iT aGaIn”

[@Nick-ep5uu]

Tom sounds just like his dad when he gets excited.

[@Yungtacosss]

Calling it now when Tom is around 50 years old he'll be exactly the same as his dad! lol

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

Aww R.I.P Top Dog 😢

[@HighJackPlays]

Ryan sickler's laugh keeps me coming back to the honey dew.

[@garymolina2576]

The tailbone being the most pain he was is, did not age well

[@masonbillenstein4917]

I'm so pissed that I got beat to this joke

[@stevealleman9206]

It's also weird now to notice all the times he pronounced 'won' like 'wahn.' And as he has said, no one ever said anything to him about how r-worded it sounds.

[@adamhoisington9761]

I love it, right when I got to that part was going to comment... lmao

[@nine182]

@@stevealleman9206 Accents exist

[@FBcruzz]

I feel like I'm learning so much about Tom here, he doesn't usually go into this much detail about himself. keep them coming!

[@colejewell]

“You gotta follow proto” was so well snuck in there. Had me rolling

[@GGRS]

Ryan's rooster-call laugh is iconic

[@CreepinJesusC]

Every kiss begins with Kay has haunted my dreams since childhood.

[@madgreek253]

1800 cars 4 kids

[@madgreek253]

588 2300 empire!! Today!!!!

[@laneygomez2385]

😂

[@doncelio6452]

Nobody’s podcast makes me laugh like when y’all get together. Love the content!

[@Ramboskates85]

**gets done swimming** “Go shower” “But I just got out the pool...” Is this bert or Ryan running this interview?!

[@millardfilmore1403]

Bro he grew up without parents I would think the same thing lmao

[@j.h.7266]

Yeah yeah yeah, I’m gonna come now..

[@Mike-om4tv]

J. H. Awwwwhwhhhh get ooooffffff!!1

[@omegapointsingularity6504]

aaaaaaaaoooohhhyeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhaaayeeeeeee

[@gregmattes2119]

Omega Point Singularity ahhhhhhhhhhh again ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@schmo2109]

“Twice...you don’t wanna fuck em twice” hahaha how did no one laugh at that? I was dying 😂

[@biggiesmalls7939]

12:52 , that next 10 seconds is probably the closest ive been to pissing my pants from laughing. legendary line

[@bandana4814]

We get 2 great podcast today, this one and Joe Rogan with Uncle Joey!

[@dntgvafuk89]

Got so excited this morning!

[@kurtschalper771]

Ban Dana did you peep the Bert and Bill Burr one too??

[@bandana4814]

@@kurtschalper771 Ohh shit, I seen that 5 min clip like a week ago but they just released the full podcast a few hours ago! Thanks for letting me know now I got something to watch later lol

[@chaw1032]

Wow. It's amazing how one evening can affect your entire life on that kind of level. Crazy deep cut from Ryan.

[@MichaelJames707]

Love you guys chatting and hanging out. Such good energy, bless ~

[@guelphmortgagebroker]

Sickler's laugh is just too much. I die laughing every time he loses it.

[@8Djoshh]

Sickler and Lee Syatt laughing together would be funny

[@CaptFreedumb]

Lol Ricky Gervais as well. Ear splitting!

[@avidlyathena]

There's an episode of The Church with Lee, Ryan and Joey!

[@MrKinghuman]

I love it when on a podcast they start talking real low. Love it. Makes me feel like I'm in the room, the room next door.

[@mr1rottenapple]

This is great. I've always wondered about that this is not happening story. Thanks for opening up

[@enriqueshockwave7632]

Welcome back to the Honeydeeeww SuWuuu

[@vitor3000]

Baldimore

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

Tom casually talking about trying to break an opponent footballers leg killed me with laughter with how deadpan he said it 😂💀

[@spencermonteiro1319]

"I still think it's the best play I've ever made" I haven't laughed that hard in a while

[@jakeswatchinyou7230]

I had no idea you got that messed up. I’m just so happy you’re alive to bring joy. Also, you must have told that on Crab Feast cuz that was new for the dew.

[@nathaniellange9526]

I love that he’s supporting Ethan and Heila by wearing their line of clothes and giving them this extra exposure

[@ActiveProfitRR]

They liked their clothing cuz its nice, not just cuz their friends

[@nathaniellange9526]

Rafael Rivera I didn’t say that lol, I’m just saying it was nice either way

[@Ruckus333]

Love how Tom's business sense saw a huge opportunity inside the Spanish community here in the states. It's gonna definitely lead to him performing in other Spanish speaking countries too. Man Tom go man go! 💞 Your dominating your market scales. I'm 59 and some of you probably wonder why I'm watching 10-15 year younger comedians. But comedy is a huge part of my days n nights. It's a tough world out there we need comedy in our lives every minute of everyday to get through life in my opinion

[@shanestephens4728]

Robin Buglio What’s the point of being bilingual if you don’t capitalize on it somehow, someway?? I appreciate your outlook, comedy and just laughing in general, is as important a piece of self-maintenance as cutting your toenails.

[@strangelalansbury5028]

That tailbone shit is no joke. I fell on mine once and like an idiot I not only didn't go to the hospital, I went to work the next day. There were times I'd try to lift something and I was in so much pain I physically couldn't breathe. That was about 17 years ago and I still feel it sometimes

[@johndallas1399]

I love it when these two get together

[@billyhoward200]

This was the best Honeydew podcast ever! I laughed the whole time. Thanks fellas

[@ActiveProfitRR]

Sicklers laugh will forever make me smile

[@rodericktrowhill4132]

I'm on a roll of these two. Such a great pair to listen to

[@swoosh6085]

Excellent HoneyDew Ryan! Tom's background is so relatable. In the midst of destroying our bodies during high school football we had NO IDEA that we were enduring the most painful right of passage the American male can choose. It's insane what people do to their bodies playing football in TX and Florida. The other 48 ain't so great.

[@BomChickyBowWow]

Sickle Cell constantly looks like he’s trying to fart really quietly.

[@drewcobarrubias2093]

"U gonna go to the lemonade party after?" Lol. "No!!!!"

[@danniedandelion8232]

My husband and I sing this too each other all the time 😂🤣😂 every kiss begins with Kay 😂☺️🤣 it’s so fvcking corny and hilarious

[@Betega]

"I was just in the water" lmfaoo sickler got it going from the beginning

[@daveevans5091]

I love how Tom, Christina, Ethan and hila are good friends

[@Alex-cp8du]

God damn this podcast had me enthralled for 1.5 hrs

[@seanromanowski]

HAPPY TOOSDEE!

[@jonahmoshiri1098]

blueban how can y'all do sickle cell like that zooming in on his face while he does reads lolol

[@ichiban_KO]

Dude I love Top Dog stories! Dudes a legend!!

[@alexbowman7330]

Tom and all YMH Crew, Big fan of all of the YMH run shows. Please let the shows go on for as long as you all feel like talking, the way you do with YMH, rather than limit it to an hour to an hour twenty. Sometimes things feel rushed and like you don't have time for everything. We mommies would watch all of your shows whether they were 1 hour or 3 1/2 hours. Food for thought. Piss on me, beat me.

[@dlemon90]

Alex Bowman I agree. Good idea, Jeans

[@saraforney3940]

I don’t think they have a lot of time. Tom has his 13 podcasts ya know. I agree with you tho would be better longer

[@mikolpharley6138]

I overdosed on Jimsonweed seeds, spent 3 days tripping ballz in the hospital. I vaguely remember having to drink the charcoal and I was so high I thought it was a cookies and creme milkshake. I played with dog poop, tried to put a stuffed dolphin through my tv, crawled out my window to come in the back door for the gallon of milk, jumped in a car I thought was mine at the hospital. Jimsonweed isn't illegal bc anyone who has taken it, would never wanna take it again. From there I don't remember much. But I survived and today I'm sober after 20 years of opioid addiction. #WorstTripEver #StaySafe #StayAlive

[@KikoTheGoat]

One of the most underrated podcast within the comedians

[@practicepodcast8499]

I've never felt more close to Tom before. We relate on alot

[@moeleicster2737]

big ups Segura reppin that teddy fresh merch. papa bless🙏🙏

[@RG-gv8ss]

You know a story’s going to be good when it starts with “ idk if I’ve told this story before, but ....”

[@javonharmon4410]

Y’all energy is genuine, y’all should do a podcast like 2 bears but y’all. And call it MOMS HONEY!!!✊🏾

[@botocrossjr1809]

James brown is 6’3”

[@pedrothevenard]

On his momma shoulders

[@zb2584]

@@pedrothevenard 🤣🤣🤣

[@boofert.washington2499]

*underground

[@GrandSpiral]

What makes you think im some amateur that drowns his wings in sauce...

[@absolutesemen]

You’re a liar! You’re an evil man and you’re a liar!

[@rehpotsirk56]

Holy cow these stories are amazing Bert should let Tom talk more.

[@pitchblack1012]

I do enjoy when they just talk though and don't focus on being funny

[@emoney1231]

5:40 is where I started paying attention and I was like "wait, what?!? I gotta rewind..."

[@prremix86]

That hoodie needs to direct traffic

[@gregoryturner9530]

genius. I can just see tom in an intersection blowing whistles. left arm, right arm.

[@plasma9839]

Lmfao

[@klompsauce]

12:48 we’ll talk about that cover 2 in a sec 😂😂😂

[@forcegeek6705]

I’m so pumped you guys...The REAL RPC has followed me back on Instagram 👀 Idk what to do with this info. My jeans are EXTRA high and tight 🤘🏻

[@couchman-sw6jy]

Same I feel honored

[@gnarkiller]

Get yourself that lease and key playa

[@victorious0001]

You should Try it out.

[@NS-sx4dq]

He followed you because you look like a gay man he could sleep with

[@forcegeek6705]

NS guess I’ll just have to “Try It Out.” 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@fraserwhitehead539]

in Australia we have these crazy things called shower stalls, revolutionary technology comprised of big planks of wood in a square formation around the shower head. They have shielded millions of children from psychologically scarring post gym class experiences for generations.

[@spencermanyet5336]

Ryan: were you high on the plane? Tom: FUCK YEAH

[@chadfunkhouser8899]

That story is gnarly! Glad you're still with us

[@allychavez971]

I want a Honeydew but I want Ryan to tell more stories about himself. A Honeydew all about Ryan.

[@jeffersonmayfield6701]

I heard after Tom's most recent crash getting dunked on by Bert, Tom's dad called and asked if he was ok but then interrupted him while he was talking to say, oh hey buddy, this doctor bill is gonna be EPIC!!! And the he just starts cackling....

[@roachsrendition8416]

This reminds me of the time I came clean with my parents and decided I needed to go to rehab, and all my Dad had to say was oh by the way your getting sued for a million dollars from a car accident from a year prior. Pretty tough to process that information when you are admitting your messed up and need help. Smh tough love baby!

[@sierraraine286]

I grew up 50 miles north of Baltimore in PA and the accent there is very similar. I hated it growing up but I have a newfound appreciation for it since listening to Ryan. :') Happy Toosdee

[@donniedarko3259]

That was friggin hilarious. Thumbs up!

[@indianajones8371]

I feel like Tom is telling my life story when I was a teenager.

[@imastounded4376]

Or my adult life, shamefully. 🤦🏼‍♀️ I’m glad you got it together, like Tom. Did you turn out to be an addict or alcoholic? Or are you just a “normie” like a problem drinker/user that got it together as soon as there were bad consequences you didn’t like? I so envy that ability. What year did you graduate from high school? And where are you from? If you don’t mind me asking. It’s obviously none of my business, I was just curious. I graduated in 2000 & grew up in NE Ohio, between Akron, Youngstown & Cleveland…in case you care. 😆 I just figured it wasn’t right for me to ask those questions without telling you my answer.

[@randomaxe7746]

"Asking What Words Are". I Love it

[@th.monroe]

"why are were here if we're not expressing love.. Ya know... crazy shit" 51:10

[@malcolmexxx2109]

“I just woke up to a candle light vigil” lmfao.

[@couchman-sw6jy]

Loved hearing about their time as a teenager. The showering for me too was like wtf

[@whitelion8732]

Such great stories! This was awesome!

[@vich3359]

My new year resolution is to watch more honeydew. Lets go!

[@AmandaW1169]

I could listen to Ryan talk ALL DAY LONG I love his voice!!!

[@Bmx19ride]

You can't say showering with middle school students without instantly clarifying that you were also their age. My heart literally dropped.

[@plasma9839]

Im 9 months late but Ryan Sickler with the dripp 😂 🔥

[@cFlan]

Ryan's laugh is gonna get me trouble at work. Its real quite then his laugh.. pierces my headphones.

[@edhead172]

Ryan telling that story made my whole face and head hurt

[@antfer8917]

WOW I laughed so hard on this podcast..Amazing stories...

[@skipdawg702]

This isn't showing up in my podcast list on iTunes. Still love the show

[@Mr.NorthSacra916Xfour]

Awesome stories, entire podcast non-stop entertaining !!!

[@blackbeard8529]

Its great seeing this side of Tom!

[@crunchycrails1436]

No such thing as a moral victory Tommy! You gotta have that no towel energy, rocking some wine and some TMJ. PSA about the G- timers and precise measurements my friends stay safe and rockem high n tight

[@chain-wallet]

3 great free stories 👍👍👍

[@caneface87]

I’m Home here now, on a Tuesdee keeping it high and tight!

[@pipicacadanslepot]

Im having chest pain!

[@suhdude5237]

The Honeydew deserves more views mayne

[@dawsonlandry2509]

Ethan needs to come on the honeydew

[@joerhea5785]

So funny !!! Tom is my favorite comedian hands down......

[@fo9108]

9 inches, still a fuckin hilarious bit