IPW - The Gorgeous JR Conspiracy!

Things aren't going to suit for JR!

[@guddergo7116]

235 pounds of nacho cheese and built to please.

[@DremOnTV]

Lmao did JR ever get to the bottom of wtf was goin on?? And Buddy Lee's hair looks like play-doh.

[@dannybayless3297]

lol

[@AngloCelt88]

Cottage cheese maybe

[@aceisking]

​@DremOnTV it continued in Ozark mountain wrestling

[@josevazquez4257]

LOL😅😅

[@chuckscumm3466]

Rest in Peace, Gorgeous JR. I hope you were finally able to get to the bottom of it.

[@ChrisHajigeorgiou]

Hahahahahhahh!!!!

[@frankgomez7066]

He looked pretty upset. Even the hot dog vendors weren't talking to JR.

[@weaselboyjenkins3931]

If this dude is gorgeous, there is still hope left for me.

[@traviscooper2205]

Hope so. I'll say at least according to your Avatar, your probably are...indeed...a good boy. Got that going for you😂

[@savagedick1462]

@@traviscooper2205 mans best friend if you catch my drift.

[@creoleDJ]

Beauty is in the eye of the blind! 🤣🤣

[@NeuralNetProcessor]

I'm starting to develop this theory that IPW was like a "practice" company that gave paying customers the chance to come up with their own promos and characters..sort of like Space Camp but with a wrestling theme. There is absolutely no way any of these guys went any farther than this.

[@AlbanianMan]

+NeuralNetProcessor That's actually a GOOD fucking idea! Someone should seriously think about opening up something like this

[@NeuralNetProcessor]

+Cool Liger Fan I mean, that's not really much of a come up, but yeah he was fake Sting. Still, it doesn't explain the rest of these shitbags lol

[@AlbanianMan]

NeuralNetProcessor He wasn't the fake Sting. That was a different Jeff Farmer.

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

LOL...imagine paying for that, but having to be the one that does the jobbing? Yeah, that's not gonna work

[@jonathanturbide2232]

NeuralNetProcessor You mean like $5 wrestling, the promotion that the guy at highspots started a few years ago? Search for their videos here on KZbin.

[@josevazquez4257]

Mr Lee giving the look of approval 0:16

[@isitme88]

"JR is here. He's gonna be there. He's gonna be after you." He's gonna be *somewhere*, basically.

[@AlbanianMan]

I think the funniest thing about these Gorgeous JR promos is that he's not even addressing any particular wrestler, he's addressing management. Maybe one of the earliest incarnations of the "worked shoot" we've all known and become familiar with in the world of wrestling. A good 25 years before CM Punk's infamous "pipe bomb" The gorgeous one was the inventor of the pipe bomb. What makes this promo so funny is that he actually sounds like he has a legitimate grievance with this company and he's airing it out in these interviews lol

[@standardofexcellence]

It was "the king"

[@jaymike3302]

Gorgeous JR >>> CM Punk

[@troywright359]

Took weeks and weeks of negotiations.

[@AlbanianMan]

@@troywright359 with “the JR”

[@eddiegfan22]

the woman's delight? More like his cousin's delight

[@zimmer879]

Ok ok not the best promo but there is one thing that none of us can deny - this man is gorgeous

[@blumbino]

Little did JR know that someone was conspiring against him for no reason whatsoever...

[@flattenedSlattern]

He should have an interview segment called "nobody wants to talk to jr!" in which he stands alone with a mic got fifteen minutes.

[@litehouse6]

Liberace wants his vest back!

[@aceisking]

that is who don't like it and is conspiring against jr

[@NeuralNetProcessor]

Yet another guy in the mighty IPW organization who was there "for one reason." You'd think that would have been a common thread that they all could have rallied behind. These promos are really hard to beat.

[@aceisking]

to be fair i came to the IPW for 2 reasons

[@standardofexcellence]

To share his jacket with the rest of the class

[@WaldoBagelTopper]

After finding all these IPW promos, it turns out that Jeff Farmer was like The Rock of IPW 😂😂

[@kdreamland]

lol I like the interviewer when JR says 'the toast of the coast with the utmost', he rolls his eyes and laughs inside. he's seen many guys, on the mic all die. he's got better clothes than all these hobos. And he's so fine, so very fine

[@ccie12933]

"after many weeks of contract negotiations" = "arguing about how many bottle of Ripple I'd be paid for cutting these promos"

[@ccie12933]

Actually, he's thinking "Great, the $20 we spent to bring this guy in is totally wasted."

[@WMW011387]

"All of 'em, beware, JR is here, he's gonna be there, he's gonna be after you..."

[@adzgg1346]

I love how Buddy Lee can't keep a straight face during these promos

[@artistikvip]

He’s a bad day away from talking to a manager

[@WMW011387]

Am convinced that interviewer grew that beard to hide his laughter.

[@ccie12933]

Oh, like the referee EVER knows what's going on.... :)

[@emich28]

He is coming after you, but you have to wait in line. I guess no one is safe.

[@blackatheistmillionaire1636]

emich28. 😄😄😄

[@ebeneezzer]

"Toast of the coast" Would this be the Mississippi gulf coast? Now we know where Jericho got his 1998 conspiracy theory character from. You learn from the very best.

[@jasonnaugle1600]

Look at the interviewer's facial reaction while doing the interviews. Totally hilarious!

[@NeuralNetProcessor]

Yet another guy who was there for one reason lol

[@chuckscumm3466]

From the July 23, 2018 issue of the Wrestling Observer. "Jerry Hall, 72, who wrestled as J.R. Alzado and Gorgeous J.R. in the Tennessee and Arkansans area passed away on 7/14"

[@litehouse6]

Buddy Lee can hardly keep from laughing.

[@thurmanmerman2720]

He's here for one reason, but not one reason only!

[@DavidSmith-oh3re]

Jim Ross looked different then LOL

[@hopduncan7905]

Does anyone notice that not one single wrestler in this federation is taller than the announcer?😂

[@mattthomas1442]

I like the idea that somebody said in another video about doing a prank call soundboard with this promo. I could see calling to place an ad in the classifieds or something. rep: "Can I ask who is calling?" Soundboard: "The Gorgeous one is here and I have something to say" Rep: "Uh well could you atleast describe what you're trying to sell?" Soundboard: "It's 235lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal" Rep: " So a dirtbike or something? Is the bike in good condition?" Soundboard: "So fine....so very fine!" Rep: "I'm sorry sir, I just can't help you at this time." Soundboard: "Nobody wants to talk to JR. It's getting to be like a conspiracy and I will get to the bottom of it!"

[@Gamebox27]

All of these IPW guys must have had salaries in six or seven figures ...combined ...including the figures after the decimal point.

[@NameWithheld999]

JR’s here, he’s gonna be there.

[@tonymctony4551]

:06 thats right mr lee, the gorgeous one is here after many job applications...

[@NJPlayer79]

For one reason only...to go after the gold and be the number one contender.. Ummm JR isn't that two reasons?

[@mikeytatts6253]

Came to the IPW to become the #1 contender... not the Champion, mind you. Did the IPW even have any titles, did anyone even qualify??

[@steveawesome7834]

Mikey Tatts I’m guessing jumpin jeff farmer was champ. Him or maybe Motley Cruz as a heel champion

[@themalacast]

I wonder if someone said at his eulogy: "Ole JR did not like to be conspired against, that I can tell you."

[@kdreamland]

All of them dislikers.....um...BEWARE! He's here and he's gonna be there. so they better get in line. He will get to the bottom of it. He's trying to talk to KZbin, he's trying to talk to Google and there's conspiring a-transpiring and he don't like to be conspired against.

[@dandbradley]

This is incredible.

[@goldenagenut]

Watch Buddy while JR is ranting, those eyebrows, he just couldn't help himself! lol!

[@Ghostmutt90]

WWE stole this for R-Truth! IT IS A CONSPIRACY Lil Jimmy

[@harshckuk]

The KZbin recommendations are god send for me.

[@mrblonde609]

Things aren't going the way JR want's them to go. And he doesn't like it …when things aren’t my… going my way.

[@jonahpedersen5429]

The comments on all these promos are effing gold

[@GregoryWeagle]

When JR goes into saying that he has sex appeal, the announcer's face was like "You look like me, dood".

[@JimRockford39]

Gypsy will come between Bulldozer and Gorgeous JR

[@Vetal83]

i see a future hall of famer here

[@NJPlayer79]

JR is here...he's gonna be there...

[@JimmyHeartburn]

@ccie12933 actually I heard IPW beat out WCW and New Japan in a bidding war for the Gorgeous One. What I don't understand is, why would they go to so much trouble to sign him only to ignore him? No wonder this promotion didn't last.

[@isitme88]

"The Gorgeous One likes to make up his own angles in interviews." HAHAHAHAHh FUCKING HELL dieiing here,..fcbfr

[@StangerStrange]

His promo reminds me of every "Benoit didn't do it" wingnut.

[@blackatheistmillionaire1636]

I hear the top guy in this promotion made $5 per match and worked one night a month! Sweet.

[@fackes43]

At 0:11, You can almost read his mind and hear his thoughts of "Well that's it, I've lost them forever." Fuck that though, I'm on the JR bandwagon.

[@kincoism]

Buddy Lee needs to be in the HoF lmao

[@ccie12933]

He forgot to call himself "The King Of Cliches"

[@WeaselWheelie]

He had has grandkids come up with those descriptions at the beginning. "He's here. And he's gonna be there."

[@troywright359]

WeaselWheelie probably lol

[@Murphdogg4]

R Truth stole his gimmick. Rtruth set at the conspiracy table with lil jimmy and conspired against Gorgeous JR

[@prophetvsprofit]

That rug on bootleg ken resnick is fine, SO very fine!

[@steveawesome7834]

THATS RIGHT, MR. LEE

[@Ghostmutt90]

It seems like everyone is in IPW for one reason and one reason only

[@SpiritKnob]

JR'S HERE & HE'S GONNA BE THERE!

[@arararchstanton-7307]

Seriously, why was the IPW even a thing. I'm convinced it was just a local beer league softball team who did this as a gag. And I hope calling JR "the women's delight" was a gag. Please tell me he didn't make up that gimmick himself without realizing he looks like a trucker.

[@aceisking]

Bill ash owned and promoted this promotion so it is legit

[@troywright359]

@@aceisking it's been a long long time bill ash

[@TheJbonez1000]

Are you a part of the conspiracy against the gorgeous JR?

[@tkin1973]

WHAT's not right? Did he every get to the bottom of it? Or did the nice young, brawny men from Happy Hollow drag him back to the padded room?

[@ccie12933]

THINGS ARE JUST NOT RIGHT!!

[@NeuralNetProcessor]

Lol the most gorgeous thing about him was the sequined vest

[@MrDaddyCool3]

Watching this actually does make you wonder what kinda kids got excited to watch IPW TV lol

[@ccie12933]

"I'm here at the Waffle House for one reason and one reason only.. to order me some eggs!"

[@lordburlap4514]

Hey….THAT is my economics teacher!….I was wondering where he went!!!!!

[@mikey777799]

It's a trajedy he is not in the hall of fame.

[@maredes]

all these wrestlers look like my uncles

[@jimbo2346]

I wonder how Georgeous JR would fair against Good Ol' JR. BAH GAWD KING!!! IT'S GONNA BE A SLOBBERKNOCKER!

[@vernongriffith8308]

I think it's a conspiracy that I was led here.

[@troywright359]

He wants to get revenge on that twisted Seel and Cyndaquil

[@seltzer30]

Went downhill fast for the "Toast of the Coast with the UTmost.."

[@bladerunner5554]

Sounds like stole some lines from Michael Hayes.

[@robbymulvany2109]

twisted steel and sex appeal! The fury of the split jury! The menace who pays no penance! The killer who listens to Michael Jackson's Thriller!

[@bottledsoul]

Things are not going the way Bottledsoul needs them to go!

[@fairgr]

Somebody should let this guy figure out who *really* killed Kennedy.

[@Mistertbones]

Did he steal that vest from Tommy Rogers of the Fantastics? It looks like it.

[@markteague2268]

How many wrestlers does IWP have. It only gets better

[@jonahpedersen5429]

I will keep watching this and commenting on it u til my head falls off

[@ReverendBrown.]

JR and Jimmy from Seinfeld could have been the World 3rd Person tag team champions.

[@phildirt3]

Rasslers in the ipw

[@dackdaddy]

sorry haters but he is very handsome

[@smallies7154]

a beautiful human being

[@timewithoutconsequence]

He or his tag team lost every match posted on KZbin.

[@kennethreedy5258]

"Twisted steel and sex appeal." Oh, brother.

[@ghw1985]

I Swear that southpaw regional was inspired by this lol

[@DrewFootballClub]

What is the IPW, where was it, and what year is this?

[@NJPlayer79]

I'd love to see what the contract was on after the months of negotiations...a Waffle House napkin?

[@MobbGuppy]

I am here for 1 reason

[@timewithoutconsequence]

All of them were.

[@bottledsoul]

JR is in the IPdubya!

[@VapeTime79]

2 seconds in and the fake crowd noise just cuts off?

[@xdude2x]

He will get to the bottom of it………

[@hey12358y]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN IPW?!??!!

[@stanley67s13]

Jumpin Jim Farmer syndrome

[@fossildick2705]

That's right Mr. Lee!!

[@AmericanNohbuddy]

Oh so he just says what Bill Graham said.