Top 10 WORST MINECRAFT Creepypastas

[@northpenguins]

The "seecret" misspelling was a reference to the "seecret friday updates" notch released.

[@sourfrog4263]

Ooh

[@tophatinpfp8429]

That’s actually pretty clever

[@iluvletterboxd]

Oh, really? That's creative

[@Generic_emo_username]

Oh shit actual creativity?

[@ku-senpai6513]

Hoodo: Can you go one sentence without f##king up Person: *continues to f#**#ck** up spelling*

[@epicdemic777]

Hoodlum: *Speaks Swedish* KZbin English subtitles: "And a humanist mascot Hitler."

[@Xplainn93]

*_AnD a HuMaNiSt MaScOt HiTlEr_*

[@skeletonking2180]

Thank god I'm not the only one who found that!

[@gamingwiththelizards7541]

😂😂😂

[@abandonedindefinitely-h4l]

Horrible auto generated captions XD

[@KM-hv1jg]

We can’t just kill that thing - it’s a beast version of our humanist mascot Hitler!

[@davidthecommenter]

"What does Satanic whispering sound like? Let your imagination run wild" _hey lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear_

[@TheKidsAreSOnotOkay]

I hate how I can here the original song just though this fucking post

[@Craze_1209]

Meme Man don’t we all

[@amandarupe1356]

@David Robinson what u said was funny

[@BX56_YT]

*tell you somethin you might like to hear*

[@snowgrave2475]

​@@BX56_YTit's free real estate

[@anakinskywalker4448]

"when you die in real life you die in minecraft" Jacksepticeye 2019

[@penguinmaster7]

when you oof in life, you oof in craft

[@braixy642]

Wasn't there also something called “you die in a dream you die for real“ ?

[@darudebird3217]

Suicide rate drops to 0%

[@raviolirat8249]

Death rates drop to 0

[@EpicgamerGTG]

You mean bandi

[@minesweeperjimmy2010]

"Nobody else in the house" "My brother upstairs"

[@raindrop5082]

I know right

[@royearle1673]

almost sounds like the author thinks his brother is a nobody...

[@abiggayloser6711]

not to mention his parents,grandparents,aunts and uncles,friends and that guy he met at burger king

[@stanktank1730]

Plot armor

[@Eman-ud6tg]

222 likes

[@DonkeyFilms]

I hate it when Herobrine puts minerals actually into the Minecraft using technology so power not even my computer can handle it.

[@defunctaccount9803]

Happens everytime smh

[@unfunny3961]

Relatable

[@StolenNikotine]

Same

[@AceTrainerX3]

Damn, too relatable for KZbin...

[@joeybishopthe2720]

Same here, it is so power that my computer can literally briefly support it for a minute.

[@cherrymxlk_5526]

“.exe.jpeg” ...... do these kids know how computer files work???

[@0110-h4g]

no

[@leeroseperegrine19]

_Chicken_ Permission_ Oh... You like Monika... Great... 😑

[@Xhawk777]

Asame Shihara well you like nekopara, but no ones calling you out on it in a negative way. What does calling out Chicken for his profile picture do anyway?

[@leeroseperegrine19]

Aki F It was sarcasm, I actually don't mind Monika. And, I just have this picture because I didn't feel like searching for a picture of something that isn't Neko related on Google.

[@Xhawk777]

Asame Shihara aight

[@thatonedude9744]

Hoodo legit seems like he’d be a very good friend. Likes Creepypasta? Check Loves Gorillaz? Check Is a funny dude? Check Makes quality content? Check Legitimately a good dude who actually wants authors of bad stories to get better? Check Hoodo seems like a cool dude

[@Jxshdoesntcap]

You forgot his handsomeness 🌚

[@Neo_Data]

That One Dude he truly is cool I wish I was friend although I am making my own book and creepypasta two actually one has actual work put into it and the other is a mock of the lame ones I'll let you figure it out: crabzar and the house of horrors it's confusing from the names but the second one is the one work is put into edit: forgive me on the grammar thing my book and creepypastas have grammar trust me I've watched his video on how to make stories better

[@jaydenale4350]

That One Dude Agreed.

[@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315]

I think Hoodo is a pretty cool guy. Eh reads creepypastas and doesn't afraid of anything.

[@occasionalfan-content4771]

That One Dude the Judge was in there too ;>

[@valentinoestreich8934]

I always thought Herobrines "smile" was a beard.

[@thatisaduck]

it actually is a beard it just looks like a smile to most people

[@valentinoestreich8934]

@@thatisaduck Oh nice to have it confirmed thought I was dumb for a second there-

[@starleaf-luna]

it is. fun fact; Herobrine has the beard because in older versions of Minecraft, Steve has a beard. Herobrine just got an old Steve skin and just added pure white eyes.

[@LegalizeMarinara3D]

Same

[@brandylauer5157]

Me too

[@TheAbigailDee]

I HATE when Satan joins my minecraft server

[@Jxshdoesntcap]

Ehhh he's kinda cool once you get over the "sending you to hell". Hitler now he's a B I T C H

[@bingabingus]

Especially when its my Christian server, ugh so annoying!

[@Log707]

So annoying

[@mixxi203]

Jhin BOI try to kill singed

[@Kairos_Akuma]

Lurly And IMAGINE the argument when God is on...

[@foxerboxer2123]

"8-bit graphic 3D object" so a cube

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

it might just be a shitty sphere

[@theblandcharlie822]

@I am Jiren, The bland character. h

[@ExtremeWreck]

Or a chicken nugget

[@ScuttleBugReal]

*_oR a sTUpId DIsC_*

[@iona5917]

Or a square...

[@ablobofslime4612]

Just so you know, the original creator of the "Herobrine" creepypasta admitted it was really just a story he/she wrote for attention, and that Herobrine was actually just a re-textured door.

[@dr.temperancebrennan]

Re-textured… door?

[@RedSpino]

How do *you* know that? Nobody could know that, as the original 4chan post was by an anonymous poster who has never been identified.

[@mrbiohazardboy7014]

OH DEAR GOD NO....MY STORY IS HERE "GLITCH.EXE.JPG" I tried to make a Jeff the killer prequel but...failed ;(

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

Hey, no worries now, mate! We can all look back on the silly things we all did in our youth and laugh together! :)

[@mrbiohazardboy7014]

HoodoHoodlumsRevenge Honestly I was laughing my head off when I saw it. thanks for that can't wait what you have to offer in the future

[@katekeith9548]

Its ok dude... Its really funny If you upload really funny vids or story you can be... Like famous in the internet.

[@AnimationJ]

It better sonic.exe

[@Doginawall]

It's ok man you get better and you will do better I believe in you

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

The amount of people who seem to think this is supposed to be a legitimate "scary" and "true" Creepypasta list astounds me. You're telling me these stories are fake? How could you possibly tell?! :O

[@furrymczplayer18]

HoodoHoodlumsRevenge 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thema1998]

HoodoHoodlumsRevenge These people actually think creepypastas are real!? 😂😂😂

[@Vipadra]

Do fnaf. Inky....OK! Or aqw or bantim or-

[@deathyoa6088]

They're trollpastas ._.

[@thatdoggo4854]

HoodoHoodlumsRevenge hoodlum how do you like my creepy pasta I saw a spider I went to grab a shoe I came back The spider was gone

[@elisabethbt3864]

"Fire was all in my face" Why am I laughing so hard?

[@SylviaLastname]

You know, the most terrifying part of this video is that in "Bloodcraft", I can't tell whether the author is trying to write "'No one can help you' Now at this point I was pretty scared" or "'No one can help you now' At this point I was pretty scared."

[@irissubjectnull]

Demonic whispering is when two grown adults accidentally start dirty talking in the voice chat on minecraft xp

[@ginzula]

Oh.

[@incredibilisman2909]

Or when a grown man starts talking dirty to himself in Minecraft voice chat

[@roaringthunder115]

Lol

[@responsibleprocrastinator6497]

@@incredibilisman2909 Or when he's talking dirty to a minor

[@bogdanvysochin9414]

XD

[@perfectvermin6489]

2:26 it annoys me how everyone thinks thats a smile buts its just a beard

[@goatladdy2296]

I thought it would be across the whole face if it was a beard

[@NotAGraveRobber]

I know it's a beard but my brain refuses to see it

[@SleepyDrone6402]

That’s probably why they removed the beard.

[@Mauritanian1960]

@@goatladdy2296 Goatees

[@unapersona100real6]

"Loading Doom" Hey i wanted to play minecraft not DOOM!

[@yoboikamil525]

Fuck it I'm down for doom any time

[@ultimateinternetman4335]

Rip and Tear gamers!

[@TimelessLimeless]

everybody gangsta until note block E2M1 starts

[@phantomstrider]

One of the best you've made in my opinion :)

[@op-nl7dj]

PhantomStrider oh hey

[@jaydenale4350]

PhantomStrider :0 HI JOSH

[@chrishansen4418]

PhantomStrider Goddamnit! How did I know you’d be here?

[@marioisbusted]

PhantomStrider Didn't know you'll be here.

[@jaydenale4350]

sonicmario111 But you're glad, right?

[@tuna5061]

"Ooh kinky "Luckily found a fleshlight skkskskakwkzkw FLASHLIGHT" "I'm jeff"

[@dinu2851]

if your a creepypasta fan and a minecraft player when you heard im Jeff you are like 'OMG'

[@rey-me2no]

@@MandyAlbert what?

[@dragonempress8367]

Fleshlight just reminds me of a glow in the dark penis

[@rey-me2no]

@@dragonempress8367 Is it okay if mine glows in the dark? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@mikeoxlong1395]

@@dragonempress8367 Glow in a dark schlong... you'd be surprised how unremarkable that sounds here in the Exclusion Zone.

[@marioisbusted]

It's impossible for me to get scared by a couple of low rendered boxes.

[@ps4fan794]

sonicmario111 beter

[@hamesapost]

sonicmario111 Try watching "futuristichub"...

[@Neo_Data]

sonicmario111 I don't know, I peed myself...from laughing too much XD

[@marioisbusted]

User Has Disconnected Is this some type of Minecraft sex channel?

[@hamesapost]

sonicmario111 Yep... *cough*

[@satriosukarji1777]

27:27 That's not how signs work. If he mined the iron the sign popped onto, it breaks instantly. These terrible excuses of narratives don't even keep consistent with the game. They should've at least done that since they all have such crappy story. You are a true man to be able to keep reading this stuff.

[@artistmatthew7627]

"I Grabbed a fl*shLight." "GYHUJKLJHYGTFR" "FlashLight!"

[@midabe01]

25:57 Not only can no one else buy the CD since its already been bought, but the point of the original seller killing himself the very day he put the CD up for sale begs a question. How did the main character get the package if the seller committed suicide? It may seem trivial, I know, but this story could be better if the author thought that through and would point that out in the story. It could make it more mysterious.

[@AppleWoods6]

"He actually put them into the Minecraft using technology so power not even your computer can handle it" Game PC Builders: Challenge Accepted

[@fireknight4151]

I kinda love how for the 2009 image you used an image of the movie Coraline. Fantastic movie and a personal favorite.

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

One of my favorite films as well, the art style and atmosphere of it is impeccable!

[@classiccustoms2010]

"No jaw eyes." Well, I'd sure hope that there's no eyes on your jaw.

[@krowhoott]

It kind of upsets me when I see that people label pentagrams as Satanic, when in fact they are meant to protect the bearer according to Wicca.

[@matthewsteele99]

Because it's both

[@alexandrasummers6962]

@@matthewsteele99 Actually, that's a pentacle. Pentagrams are strictly for protection, whilst a pentacle is for demonic or evil purposes.

[@5H4NKTH35HARK]

@@alexandrasummers6962 Pentacles are a thing you wear, pentagrams are a flat object. The inverted pentagram is usually the one assigned with satanism.

[@raynethescribe2772]

Isn't it based off which direction it's pointed? A pentagram pointed upwards is a symbol of protection, but upside down is a symbol of malice? Idk thats just what i know? I'm not a wiccan, just pagan

[@defunctaccount9803]

Same goes for how Satanists butchered the eye of horus Thing is, alot of occult religions take those symbols, and then culture interprets them as "satanic".

[@ziegmorota6843]

Me while watching this vid: Vid:gOOd fAk fAcE Me:*SPITS OUT WATER*

[@yourneighborhoodmegalomaniac]

Lol

[@NikiRGB]

Hero Brine, the *evil* man of Mineing Craft

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

nailed it

[@Kuriboh1008]

He bleeds Hyper-realistic B L O O D

[@Kuriboh1008]

@VACCINATE YOUR KIDS ALREADY! he is beating all seven Call of Duty games so he is good

[@ohrani2]

with the mods "craft" and "mine"

[@Kuriboh1008]

@@ohrani2 he likes to derp with his friend Satan

[@purplesam2609]

I've actually had Pocket Edition delete blocks in front of my eyes and destroy builds as if there were explosions after I visited the end. It was creative and peaceful mode. I believe my phone didn't have enough space to save my changes, but it was certainly more frustrating than scary.

[@skywalkershand2338]

"What does Demonic whispering sound like?" Me: MmmmmmmmMm let get a good cup of teaaaaaaaaa.

[@SpecMid]

You've earned my respect,my friend. You were brave enough to venture into this dangerous domain. Kudos.

[@idioticreborn]

"And a humanist mascot Hitler" 2:01 -English (auto-generated) After this revelation, I therefore died.

[@bustedegg1755]

IdioticReborn true meaning: right, my Swedish viewers. :D

[@thatsoneoof9308]

We need a minecraft creepypasta/trollpasta called "creepers w/ arms"

[@lqu]

they really need arms to masturbate to creeper x felix porn.

[@yuki_1002]

One day, I was in Minecraft mining peacefully. Then a creeper snuck up on and I saw it had arms! I was so scared! I logged off and never played Minecraft again. The end

[@thatsoneoof9308]

@@yuki_1002 Yes, this was what I wanted.

[@sberky98]

@@lqu if i ever see you in a another comment section i will yell at you

[@BX56_YT]

@@yuki_1002 based

[@thech1knlord]

I hate it when my Minecraft game kills my brother. Honestly, It always happens dude.

[@ImWhyMortalsCry]

*Hero-brine is a scary man* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The dumbest story I ever heard And cmon its Herobrine

[@janetgross5239]

Look up herobrine creepypasta story it's NO joke

[@necromancer8725]

TheAdminisTRAITOR wat ;w;

[@sarahevans5217]

One_Hit yes

[@doritorancho4735]

Herobrine is very good scary man Someone? No? Uncle dane is very good sentry man?

[@bryantperez4740]

One_Hit LOL HELL HEROBRINEq

[@AkaneiFlowerbell]

"They were scary and they made me scared" Put that on a T shirt!

[@HighRollerYT]

Who's watching this while breathing?

[@wither_v9632]

I AM!!!

[@ruthoflynn2012]

Nuclear Pone not me

[@adel4476]

What's that?

[@reptilprinceoflizardpeople5797]

Nuclear Pone me

[@dragonthunderx3250]

Nuclear Pone does it count if your in space?

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

I UNIRONICALLY ENJOYED MINECRAFT STORY MODE, SUE MEEEE Also thanks for watching and being patient with the wait, I put a lot of time into this video and I’m very proud with how it turned out. Hope you like it!

[@holynarwhale8729]

I enjoyed it, but I felt it had no replayibility.

[@midnightpsycho7460]

HoodoHoodlumsRevenge Yay! Welcome back hoodo!

[@marioisbusted]

HoodoHoodlumsRevenge *M I N E* *C R A P*

[@anormalguy8407]

QUESTION: is your profile pic inspired by gorrillaz? :)

[@dereksavage3416]

HoodoHoodlumsRevenge I loved it :3

[@VulKus117]

I want an animated series based on these stories

[@Unkn0wn4200]

Probably not the magic compass though.

[@Unkn0wn4200]

@@KindlyUmbreon god no

[@impracticaltesseract]

​@@Unkn0wn4200no clue what that guy was smoking when he wrote that

[@NovSkull]

Scariest Minecraft story ever DONT SCROLL DOWN IF YOU EASILY GET HEART ATTACKS Julian Goes to the hospital I was walking to the store one day and a man confronted me with a knife i said “What is this.... Minecraft?” The man replied Yes and proceeded to give me Minecraft i wanted to finish this book but now i have to go to the hospital cause im dying and it turns out the doctor is a creeper and we all know What happens then

[@ps4fan794]

Guysaac ONEY PLAYS!

[@ps4fan794]

Guysaac i miss the days when he used to fuck me

[@timmythy2887]

Brown Hands in Minecrap.

[@joaomartins814]

Guysaac Thanks poopface! Now I woun't be able ti sleep at night!

[@fuzzyjusttoomuch]

Guysaac thanks.. now i haev insomia.

[@sprousprou]

1:16 it's spelled like that because sometimes in the earlier days of Minecraft Notch would release "Super Seecret Updates" (Yes they were spelled like that)

[@lottielcl8262]

*YEs*

[@noelleholiday61]

*Y E s*

[@Craze_1209]

Y E s

[@thatoneguy2787]

*Y E s*

[@alexandrasummers6962]

*YeS*

[@Ukiby3000]

What Dennis says about writing and improving is SO REAL. A couple weeks ago I stumbled upon a file with a writing I did when I was around 13 (I'm 32 now) and DEAR LORD, it's so horribly confusing and cringey and terribly written XD Nowadays I'm no exceptional writer, but I had many people compliment my writing and tell me they really enjoy reading what I put out there and it's a really wonderful feeling

[@janoskiss9009]

BRUH -__-

[@deadchannel5054]

What exactly did the file say

[@LokiMartin-i6s]

I don't have any copies of the stories I wrote when I was 12 or 13. All I remember about them are that they were Kim Possible fanfics. Now I'm 36 and I can tell you my stories have definitely improved since them.

[@mostar1219]

9:07 you might find Hellbent down there

[@Intialdragonr]

Monique Star XD

[@jaydenale4350]

Monique Star XD

[@ketaminekrabs5700]

Monique Star lol

[@aidenemerson8954]

Cool.

[@katagenesis]

Monique Star yas, daddy.

[@BlueAutisticArtist6106]

Herobrine is just Steve in the avatar state.

[@spaghettthesomeone9625]

Who are you... And why are you so wise in the ways of cubes

[@mistresschaos]

*Well, If herobrine is Notch’s zombie brother, Shouldn’t he be eating brains instead of scaring children on a pixelated game?*

[@Ilovethisgame12123]

my minecraft Creepypasta: I was on my server and i had just mined a diamond when the server crashed,when i came back the progress was not saved so i lost the diamond. THE END hope you enjoyed my shitty story.

[@apples6684]

So spooky.

[@sitetorment1547]

ahh gave me nightmare help im scared give me a hug and a blanket pls pls pls!!!1!1!1111!!!!one1!!one!!

[@S.1.L]

Hand me the hot sauce, the blood favor, it is just... creepy...

[@abiggayloser6711]

best story to ever story 10/10 would story again

[@xx_mystic-wolf_xxmysticwol7746]

Oh that my worst fear!

[@applenut1696]

you should make top ten worst roblox creepy-pastas now

[@CelloHorse]

BroBoBo Yes... Oh yes

[@applenut1696]

the first compliment i ever had on youtube

[@Jxshdoesntcap]

+BroBoBo vro seeing this comment and mike just made me L A U G H

[@applenut1696]

people like me :D

[@Jxshdoesntcap]

+BroBoBo yes 😂 keep being dank mi boi

[@martinovohernikanal7895]

When you said “Number 6„ The thing that came to my mind instantly was E X t R a diP

[@Opentil10]

Yes.

[@alissaroot7014]

I'll have two number nines a uhh number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number fourty fives, one with cheese, and a laaaarge soda

[@WOLFSTALIE0N]

More like, “6-66”

[@hunterlutz6172]

@@alissaroot7014 That Reminds Of big Smokes order

[@alissaroot7014]

It is

[@littleiceman5075]

8:10 has this kid been watching too much Sword Art Online?

[@firemoonalice3117]

Littleiceman Fucking Kirito.

[@moondustshine9381]

fuck this

[@microsofthoodie]

Nah, it's just a plot that little children go with to make their story "intense" and make it look like there's some sort of suspense there since we don't know if the protagonist is going to die or not.

[@polnajeff]

I like SAO. My opinion don’t hate me. ;-;

[@BritishTrex]

Littleiceman I know it is sooo stupid

[@ConnorTheUndying]

Did we really go from Notch going to Valhalla to Friday the 13th? Damn I love this channel.

[@icycrystallization1765]

Just realised you used vector toons in your spongebob creepypasta. It was “spongebob: battle for the dead”

[@Emilightning]

Me: Oh boy, a new HoodoHoodlum video! (40 seconds later) WAIT WHAT THAT'S MY DRAWING :D :D :D (Thank you!! I'm gonna finish watching the video now. I just had to comment right away because I did not expect that!)

[@jaydenale4350]

EmiLightning Oh I see it now. Good job on getting your fanart in one of his vids 😊

[@Emilightning]

Thanks! ^-^

[@Nico_2202]

“Are you sure you want to do this?” No.

[@bubbledragonllp6474]

yes

[@azelfdaboi5265]

Mabyeeeee

[@endigolikesarson]

What does satanic whispering even sound like? Me: *chicken nuggets* Eddit: I forgot I made this and im so confused

[@alysonpaquette874]

This comment is probably the most beautifulest thing in the world Sorry for my bad spealing

[@pukewave69]

i forgor💀

[@mimitheechidna]

Can I just say how much I appreciate you and your dedication to make quality content? Cuz I APPRECIATE YA BOI

[@foret8198]

So here’s my minecraft creepypasta! So one day I went on minecraft, I was building a mansion. But for some reason my game was acting weird, like the wool all turned red and blue,I though it was strange but I brushed it off as a glitch.Then I started to pvp some mobs but they seemed indestructible! And when I died it said ‘Player1382666’ has died. I though it was strange because my username wasn’t player1382666, then my computer crashed and I opened minecraft again, then I went to world edit to delete it, then I realized... I had on a mod on....

[@andreaabrego7548]

Lol

[@beaniesdear8650]

😂🤣😂🤣😂 BEST CREEPYPASTA EVER 10/10

[@Amber7H]

Pop is player vs player, mobs are not players

[@dougloremaster7413]

The scariest thing is how you were able to read these without having your eyes bleed. Such hyper-realistic blood play.

[@thermax44]

"Satanic whispering" Its free real estate

[@wesleyswoodentreehouse6350]

The Minecraft mod creepypasta reminds me of the creepypasta just called “Mario”

[@ashiestudios8868]

Atleast the mario creepypasta is good

[@StafkiGTN]

@@ashiestudios8868 you thought exactly what I was thinking

[@greyhoundish]

I remember when I was 8 I was told that Notch's dead brother was stuck in Minecraft and shows up in people's survival games, I was then terrified to play survival for a solid year or two.

[@ocroleplayer9644]

It's going to be difficult sleeping knowing that schools still do terrible jobs teaching punctuation, spelling, and general storytelling. But, I will try.

[@antipsychotic451]

I think a lot of it can be attributed to the fact that most people come out of the womb just plain stupid.

[@heyitsashtonhere80085]

"What does the demonic whispering sound like?" **Microwave Sounds**

[@phantomstrider]

11:05 I'll never stop respecting the sheer boldness and imagination of this writer 😄 He defeated the Christian overgod deity of the universe with his amazing call of Duty fighting skills. Damn right he's good lol

[@SanixPlayz]

Ok we got the creepypasta, where is the sauce?

[@purpleproductions4744]

SanixPlayz you want marinara or Alfredo?

[@sonofmazer]

The lamb sauce?

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

JUST SAUCE RAW SAUCE sorry that was uncalled for

[@Xplainn93]

Dead Meme (Spaghet) sauce?

[@andreaabrego7548]

*hands sauce *

[@lifeoffire9248]

11:32 You're my new favorite person and best friend. I love Kendrick, and especially the "DAMN." album

[@loquita-lostwave]

actually, if there’s two file extensions, only the second file extension will be the actual file extension and the first one will just be part of the name. i know this because i have a file on my computer called background.gif.png and it’s a png.

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

Heads-up; the links to stories 10 and 4 in the description need to be copied and pasted into your browser to work, due to them ending with parentheses which KZbin messes up.

[@Adar512]

HoodoHoodlumsRevenge What about worst lost episode creepypasta (just advice)

[@CyanicCore]

HoodoHoodlumsRevenge I think these are better than good ones because of how stupidly funny they are

[@Beast_of_The_Blade]

can you please subscribe to me

[@Adar512]

And you know I'm isrealy So you got a viewer from a deferent country

[@DeadDogCentral]

wow i was so scared to graphic for youtube

[@CaptainDoofkin]

Satanic whispering sounds like Murdoc Niccals moaning on top of Egyptian silk sheets.

[@jaydenale4350]

Gage Snodgrass The heck

[@edgyusername4191]

*Murdoc noises*

[@sloth40plays54]

Ohwowohwommmmmmmmmbathhhhh(murdoc noises)

[@tsumugishirogane5230]

R E A L E G Y P T I A N S I L K

[@voidnaan]

7:43 bro says theres no one else in the house, little brother dies upstairs lol

[@theundeadtelecast1756]

wow i thought psychosis was good until i came across these gems

[@ButterBlaziken230]

17:23 WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH! Can you repeat that one for me again? “and a weed farm” Maybe it’s just your accent but that got me

[@Pinkstarclan]

I'm playing Minecraft while I listen to this and let me tell you: being underground, lighting as I go, is 100x scarier than all of these stories combined

[@boringsyaroslavl6302]

That grammar... oh god... I'm European ( Croatian ) and I litterally almost had an anurism. How do people speak their mother tounge so horribly( I just Know I made a mistake somewhere in there I just sense it ).

[@leeroseperegrine19]

Borings Yaroslavl Yeah, but it's okay, here's what you misspelled: "literally" and "tongue"

[@madarthivanki]

Are you okay?!

[@jacyaug]

@AARAV PRITESH Cool, Want an award? Cookie? Sticker?

[@clift4033]

Wow its *tongue* not tounge or whatever u typed in

[@Amber7H]

@@leeroseperegrine19 well I'm American and I suck at spelling those words

[@bongocatstudios7348]

Little did the Mine Craft and the Magic Compass author know, it can snow in a desert biome, it just is ridiculously rare.

[@geop6123]

Start of Satan story: “After this incident I stopped playing Minecraft” End of it: “Before I died I could read the text” Me watching: Yea you did stop playing didn’t you

[@daedriccheddar]

3:14 You should've put the TF2 Spy's head over Herobrine instead of the hat and shades.

[@op-nl7dj]

Daedric Prince of Knockoffs hey another tf2 fan

[@daedriccheddar]

That doesn't necessarily make me a fan.

[@penguinmaster7]

when something says "do not play" on it, you're guaranteed to play it just like big red buttons that say "do not press"

[@botanahazard6456]

20:20 noah watch out for that bad creepypasta he cant hear us he has airpods in oh my god

[@ConnorTheUndying]

I got a Swedish advertisement before this video.

[@nemu4677]

Connor McClory and I got a Barbarq ad That game is fucking everywhere

[@ch1lph1l22]

Connor McClory same

[@liverbloke538]

Well i live in Sweden but i got an American ad.

[@cthulhumetalheart182]

I got an ad for what I think is a Robot Lawnmower, but I think it was in Spanish.

[@leeroseperegrine19]

Henry Henderson XD.

[@berd3307]

This is Diamond Sword to Major Steve You're gonna find diamonds

[@jaydenale4350]

Morty Smith Wait. Look at the comment right under you. That person's profile picture is Rick :/

[@darkenfell39]

Morty Smith You leave David Bowie out of this, the Goblin King is above this shit.

[@plantspores3357]

Sheeeeet.... I forgot the lyrics.

[@Proserpira]

I liked you encouraging them to continue writing. When i was younger i wrote a GODAWFUL vocaloid fanfic that was just all over the place. Worst is, I wrote in puzzles so readers could try figuring out what was going on, only the _formatting_ messed it up. I wrote it 13 years ago, and i kept writing despite how awful it was and how many people told me writing wasn't for me. I might even re-write that awful, terrible thing one day.

[@LokiMartin-i6s]

When I was 12-13, I used to write Kim Possible fanfiction. The plots were coherent, but they were pretty generic and middle of the road. But my English teacher kept encouraging me and with time and practice, my plots got better. I also branched out from just writing Kim Possible.

[@drswag2]

*d e m o n i c*

[@plantspores3357]

*s a t a n i c*

[@cantina1626]

pasteLLemons *s a n t a n i c*

[@reiniest]

*s e y t e n i c*

[@theomegadestructor4974]

*/W H I S P E R I N G/*

[@Opentil10]

S p o o k

[@thenumberquelve158]

I'd love to get all these authors in the same room together and listen to them yell at each other about Herobrine. "NUH-UH!! HEROBRINE IS NOTCH'S ZOMBIE BROTHER COME TO LIFE IN-GAME!" "WRONG, WEINER, I AM THE REAL HEROBRINE!!!" "YEAH RIGHT BUDDY, IT'S NOT CURRENTLY SNOWING, SO YOU CAN'T BE HEROBRINE"

[@juliusschannelindeeditis7754]

*”I C A N T W A I T T O G O T O H E L L”* Oh wow

[@VexNovaYT]

me too

[@aguy3806]

15:20 "hello old freind I missed you so much how where you doing" " good fuck face". That isn't very polite.

[@mrsurge4789]

Rest In Piece Steve Decapitaded by Unknown

[@jussomdude8506]

wouldn't it be "Rist in Paieses Steev Decapetated by Unnoin"

[@necromancer8725]

TheJacobSurgenor wat

[@samsabugs]

Why is no one talking about the tragic love story between Erik and the author?

[@orenges]

Hey Hoodo, Have you ever gotten revenge yet?

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

Cards It’s on. It’s always on.

[@blockette]

HoodoHoodlumsRevenge do you prefer regular cards or yugioh? If so I can beat you. Ecks dees

[@LTDLetsPlays]

HoodoHoodlumsRevenge when's the next scare hoodlum video I wanna share more Fucked up things to you I'm Sure you will looove it hehehagahsha :3

[@aerotale5093]

i love the part when the author wrote "i ask my friend markus (notch)" lol

[@monroeriddell5822]

The language in these stories devolve from sounding very lazy and clichéd(occasionally confusing), to sounding like a 5 year old wrote it, to what sounds like some guy getting plastered one day and started drunk typing in Microsoft Word and posted it as a creepypasta.

[@notfred2319]

Pokemon has probably worst creepypastas I ever saw. Minecraft: Hold my bear.

[@hmt8036]

Dokter Kidd Allen Walker??

[@notfred2319]

Hannah Tubbs yup.

[@clarkw7261]

Great grammar.

[@notfred2319]

CJ Wolffe Thanks m8

[@ClammyHorrorShow]

I’m not gonna lie whenever you do the 2x speed read thru of these crappastas I lose it, makes it ten times funnier 😂

[@SirCheeseEater]

"Luckily he found a Fleshlight" Damn Lucky KID!

[@sandroa.9839]

Can i eat the Fleshlight?

[@thatisaduck]

hot

[@sayonara1928]

*tHEy WerE sCaRY aNd THEy mADe me sCARed*

[@janoskiss9009]

Bruh *____*

[@someguy1716]

Bruh moment

[@stooly7885]

*INDEEDN'T*

[@matthewd.d238]

🗿

[@Fujisaur]

Everyone knows there's nothing more terrifying than fucking BLOCKS!

[@AleTitan]

Fujisaur digital blocks

[@jasonblundelldobebussing]

*"24 packs of Cabble Stone"*

[@s13dad82]

Jason Blundell Hello Fellow Time Traveler

[@Scentygaming2055]

Creepy boi: Hello old friend i missed you so much how where you doing stevey boi: good *FACK* face