horrible histories deleted s5

[@gummygoo2]

"this entire funeral is for a house fly?" _sobbing on shoulder_ "yOu diDNt kNoW hiM!" That bit absolutely cracked me up I dont know why

[@dannystewart2380]

me and two of my friends had a funeral for a fly on the playground last year

[@generalgrevious8246]

@@dannystewart2380IoI

[@millie4731]

HE WAS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME

[@Hofner58magic]

Same here

[@madeleinesmit325]

@@millie4731 a tiny TINY brother

[@Chris_Cross]

2:07 It's always weird seeing the actors wearing normal clothes.

[@britishmaninnit]

Ikr

[@traceyprinold7767]

yeah

[@una_10bananas]

"a full orchestra" *one musician walks past *

[@magicalhikari5859]

If the only song your orchestra offers is 4 minutes and 33 seconds then technically you can have a legitimate 0 piece orchestra

[@melissareohorn7436]

the rest of the orchestra is too busy playing something sad

[@soapidie]

The wife swap was basically the gcse history course for this year

[@emmafoster1046]

Hehe xxx

[@legocrazy469]

Lol😂

[@kingstonsamson5596]

Word

[@sajiahassan8610]

Hehe

[@jakewilson6696]

Same

[@opheliaismyname9180]

Oh, so that's where the picture of Ben crying into Mat's shoulder is from

[@snipers_nightmare]

what? timestamp I didn't see that 😿😿

[@gentleant1645]

@@snipers_nightmare 7:03

[@snipers_nightmare]

@@gentleant1645 thank you 😸

[@fairy5668]

I WILL NEVER EVER FORGIVE THEM FOR CUTTING THE SOVIET SCENE AND DEPRIVING A GENERATION OF MAT BAYNTON FANGIRLS OF THAT FLUFFY BLONDE HAIR

[@urultfavee7375]

IKKK IT KILLEDD MEEEE

[@yourreaveragesomali2817]

Mobey Us Trip SaMe

[@bepisguy6963]

I just liked the Anthem to be honest

[@aru_nni]

Time stmp

[@ninisiar]

@@aru_nni 16:20

[@gr1ffy]

Can I just say that Matt 's hairstyle in the Soviet Union one REALLY suited him XD

[@Wrongsideoftheescalator]

Drag0n_Rydrr yeah it did actually

[@istahasshatuf1248]

No it don’t

[@gr1ffy]

@@istahasshatuf1248 that's fine is you think that but it's my opinion :)

[@aquatera3815]

This kind of hairstyle was fairly popular in USSR in the 50s, and it does suit him.

[@somethingmischievous2453]

Everything does on him... Huh?

[@0Super0Manuel0]

I mean that was a genius move of Virgil.

[@fairy5668]

It was very capitalist of him. Like when Salvador Dali would draw on the back of cheques so that the people he was paying never cashed the cheques because they wouldn't want to lose an original Dali drawing

[@0Super0Manuel0]

Mobey Us Trip not sure what exactly you try to say. I mean that as well is a smart move of Salvador. I don’t think this has anything to do whit capitalism or communism really. They just both found a way to cheat the system, morally not correct but how said very smart.

[@KerKhent]

@@0Super0Manuel0 did Vergil really cheat the system or make sure his family was not on the streets?

[@0Super0Manuel0]

KerKhent One doesn’t exclude the other so I would say both but as far I researched this story, it might not even actually happened.

[@aquatera3815]

@@0Super0Manuel0 would it be more morally correct to kick a family out of their house, because the huge Roman empire could not give some extra land to veterans, that was not already in someone's possession? I'm pretty sure that those Roman aristocrats who kissed the emperor's behind the most, conveniently did not fall under this law.

[@fairy5668]

Is it just me or does Larry look kinda hot with the Crimean sideburns moustache thing...

[@aroaceautisticsashajames1832]

Not. Just. You.

[@Vesnicie]

It's funny because I was just having a discussion with a friend about the kind of faces that look better or worse with facial hair and yeah, I think it really does work on him. I wouldn't slam the door on him at any rate.

[@FBWL-u1r]

Nope, it's most definitely not just you 😀

[@generalgrevious8246]

Hmmm

[@brollybasher]

AGREED

[@Hair8Metal8Karen]

That Tommy Cooper impression (the Egyptian Priest) is better than the real thing!

[@Vesnicie]

yeah it's a good thing he didn't also die on them after breaking their pitcher and shoving poo in their faces.

[@emmyjo720]

@Kaleb Elias Negash I bet he watched Tommy Cooper when he was a child....

[@stalfithrildi5366]

Spoon, canopic jar. Canopic jar, spoon!

[@josemaria8177]

Everybody´s talking about Matt in the soviet sketch, but I see no love for Ben as Khrushchev! Such a great impression, and the whole shoe-banging reference had me in stiches. I wish it had been in the show

[@MsLizziebeth1]

Ben is too skinny to be Krushchov! Where's his fatsuit??!? I dunno abt Matt's mad scientist hair. Apart from him looking good in almost any wig. For me his best wig is Charles II (yay !!), seconded perhaps by Dick Turpin. ...Even his gay hairdresser look is amazing. :)

[@Tomi.762]

"Not you Ivan Ivanovich, you been already"

[@dukeradwardthe5th843]

9:20 "Whoy woud youh put poison in your oies!?" The delivery is just perfect

[@StiggusRattus]

I wish an Egyptian priest came to my birthday as a kid 🤣

[@BerserkGoblin]

Same 😂😂

[@Vesnicie]

IKR?! I only had a crappy clown whose magic tricks even my newly six-year-old self and friends could figure out. Pretty lame. And it was taped too. So I have those lovely memories forever. But at least he wasn't a serial killer, to my knowledge...

[@MARSBELLA1]

thAT WAS a saville impersonation

[@bradleyg7498]

@@MARSBELLA1 NO it was a Tommy Cooper impression

[@sterlingk6781]

Matt in Soviet Union looks like Milo from Disney’s Atlantis🤩

[@unknown_persons]

"Longsword... well, I think you can work it out." I just understood the meaning of that

[@joshuahargrave8239]

I recognise those Delian league guys from the finale song, which is fitting as one their lines is "Greek excursions to battle the Persians"

[@Peter-wv1dx]

Oh, that's where the screaming thing in the season 5 intro was from, I didn't recognize it before.

[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

6:59 I reckon that'd be me at a funeral 7:49 Bit dark 16:23 Should've been left in. U.S.S.R anthem for the win 23:41 I love Matt. Yea you better run

[@rowanaboat4523]

15:10 I mean it’s no Tupperware admittedly.

[@lissie8602]

Absolutely love horrible histories grew up with it wish they had released this episode I love it

[@BerserkGoblin]

This isn't actually an episode, these are all individual sketches

[@lissie8602]

@@BerserkGoblin which has made up an episode as the episodes are normally this length and has the same number of sketches minus a song

[@miloandalfie5509]

There's a HH website, you can watch there. Unhelpfully, I don't have the link but I'm subscribed to it. BBC cbbc, Horrible Histories

[@alicewilloughby4318]

1:03 - Confidentially... *SHE SPHINX!!!* (Sorry, but I just had to.) 7:40 - Did it work? 8:50 - Sounds sensible. 20:25 - "See you crater!" GROOOAAN!!!

[@maddiowens3549]

The bit with Virgil and the housefly is true, and it did work! Roman law was extremely strict, but no matter how ridiculous a fly burial seemed, it had to be observed under the law or the Senate ran the risk of breaking one of their own laws

[@lewisdavage5393]

Absolutely love the fact he did a tommy Cooper voice for the Egyptian priest/magician

[@OhLilacc]

Omg when they spat on America in the Soviet Union one I'm crying 😂

[@kiwik5452]

Ben’s impressions in this were great, both his Krushchev and Noel Edmonds portrayals were fucking hilarious

[@ponyonoodles6568]

14:03 - *rips hands apart* oh that's not good...

[@jasmineday6691]

Ben Willbond crying on Matthew's shoulder about an open casket funeral for a housefly. OH MY GOD XD XD XD XD

[@beedubree2550]

7:27 i am absolutely certain that this entire performance is a reference to Rik Mayall in Bottom

[@Aldaboy]

I wonder if you could score points in God Maker by choosing parts from the same creature.

[@allie5294]

Yes

[@knightofarkronia9968]

Probably not. Sobek was the crocodile god, while Anubis was the dog/jackal god.

[@augustalavenderblue7353]

hmm, weird to me that in the Anglo-Saxon wife swap sketch they put the Norman lady in a Hénin. They were usually pretty good at being vaguely period-appropriate but that’s several centuries later.

[@HerHollyness]

Might be why they deleted it 🤷‍♀️

[@goldfish7089]

Ohhhhh my god they should be punished for cutting that Virgil sketch

[@itasavitri22]

Well, it's not even true. Completely false, Vergil never did that.

[@TheFLAMEXD]

​@@itasavitri22Probably why it was cut in the first place.

[@fairy5668]

Aw I loved the stupid death puns I wish they'd kept it

[@sophiehale1171]

Same

[@robertquirke6278]

I love the painting of ben 😂

[@angelanorris1977]

What’s wrong with you Trevor. 😂

[@fabulousmyriad267]

"Trevor" was paid to be extra enthusiastic😁

[@kellydalstok8900]

Genuine ancient Egyptian name

[@melikamoradi3735]

16:12 finally they mentioned the soviet Union. (USSR)

[@hannahday2228]

There's a special.....? Of the Russian revolution....

[@yorukaadams940]

A lot of HH fans don't accept that masterpiece bc of the lack of Soviet Baynton

[@pinkroseperson256]

2:08 Debbeh? 😂

[@casey.m11]

Yes! That was exactly what I thought 😂😂

[@4me1i3]

YONDERLAND YES!!!!!!

[@gabrieladerre2862]

I recently discovered the existence of Matthew Baynton! Apparently he's the reason that a lot of people from the UK, like tall, dark haired guys. I'm an American, who was fond of them way before I ever laid on the man! But I commend the great tastes of everyone who has had long term crushes on him! 😍😍😍

[@Vesnicie]

It's hardly a British weakness. Is there any girl in the world who doesn't like a tall, dark-haired guy?

[@emmyjo720]

Simon is even taller...but not dark....I love them all...Simon and Jim are my favourites.

[@kandy_kvlt3799]

@@Vesnicie umm ye me

[@julian-zq4mn]

😎👉👉

[@lusmith5888]

wtf

[@timtyber]

When he punched himself, it took me way too long to get the joke.

[@kellydalstok8900]

Sketch two is literally Debeh at her twins’s birthday party.

[@Moncherelouis]

i love how horrible histories just leans into the fact everyone loves matt

[@weego2585]

i love horrible histories

[@BerserkGoblin]

Who doesn't? :)

[@wilhemii4505]

I don’t know why they stoped making them

[@ewanfawkes2708]

Throw song or two in and this could have been just an extra episode. Might even have been a favourite of mine!

[@kaleahcollins4567]

This is just as funny as the wife swap with the peasants in the Georgians

[@catshez]

Farnaby as Tommy Cooper is a win for all us old people watching HH 😂

[@kingbowserii3029]

Mr Anglo-Saxon: you do realise you just represented me with horse poo? Mrs Norman: wee.

[@fiediadoochow7042]

i ducking dont believe this brilliant gold exists

[@fishyfloporiginal]

Gehry is a 4 year old man who is to be a director of a bit of a bit of a bit 76inches in 7th and jen was just one thing to be able and I would love you just for you to see him and his friends on hardcore stuff that dantdm will have in your videos for me as I 9999inches my best friends and family are amazing and stay together

[@tangyhyperspace2217]

Mate did you have a stroke

[@elliemorgan4647]

There was a sketch in series 1 they did a Gordon Ramsey sketch and the hand gestures were perfect

[@BerserkGoblin]

"Hello! I'm an angry shouty Roman chef!"

[@elliemorgan4647]

@@BerserkGoblin hahahaha😂😂

[@melikamoradi3735]

@@BerserkGoblin introducing, NEW "name of horrible product".

[@just-tess]

17:32 they really used street dogs, but Jim and Lauren have schnauzers, is that theirs?? fave tidbit from the Soviet space dogs Wikipedia page: Bobik (Бобик, common Russian name for a small dog) ran away just days before her flight was scheduled to take place on 15 September 1951. A replacement named *ZIB* (ЗИБ, a Russian acronym for "Substitute for Missing Bobik", "Замена Исчезнувшему Бобику" Zamena Ischeznuvshemu Bobiku), who was an untrained street dog found running around the barracks, was quickly located and made a successful flight to 100 km and back.

[@liamduffin2208]

Just realised the Egyptian priest is a parody of Tommy Cooper

[@like.ablumming.spaceship]

MAT WITH BLONDE HAIR, I REPEAT MAT WITH BLONDE HAIR

[@drey8]

1:30 wow look at that not only did the Egyptians make the pyramids perfect they also engineered hex cap nuts in stainless steel long before the bessemer process was discovered!!

[@melikamoradi3735]

No wonder why they didn't show these episodes.

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

Gonna be entirely honest, I can see why these scenes were deleted. They are not quite as good as the other skits.

[@thomasgrogan7296]

The skits of the Crimean war are the most terrible and that Soviet Union one too, but the ancient Egyptians skits weren’t half bad I learned about a couple new gods.

[@laurenconrad1799]

No shame in admitting that you made a million amazing sketches and 6 not so great ones. lol

[@fairy5668]

I really liked the house fly one though. I'd never heard of that before

[@mariag8324]

The housefly one was great. It was the funniest

[@jeffchocolate4399]

I liked the housefly sketch and the last sketch

[@nebysnek]

how could anyone dislike this video?

[@SgtShella]

COmmunism, who else dislike the critic even it is TRUE

[@chumleyk]

Toxic lefties

[@aimeeredacted9439]

@@chumleyk im- sir-

[@aimeeredacted9439]

@@SgtShella ...broo

[@miastabliod5793]

@@chumleyk bruh what

[@benjaminsmith7024]

Best show ever. My kids will be watching this

[@stewartjohnson4976]

Ben Willbond speaks fluent Russian...

[@GlassesManGaming]

I love horrible histories

[@dorina6480]

Thank for you uploaded it!

[@HerHollyness]

Some of these sketches were very good! I’m sure it was just a time thing but I think Delian or No Delian should have been kept in.

[@ZackBlackwood97]

I miss this show so much

[@evancrampton2936]

0:32 papyrus undertale???😱😱😱 also, the painting at 5:21 kinda somewhat confirms that the characters in HH have the faces of the actors that play them and I find it funny how literally everyone would look like the same six or seven people

[@ultra_violent]

is that not just a picture of ben willbond ?

[@evancrampton2936]

@@ultra_violent nope, it's a painting - look closer

[@gingerwarrior1395]

SO THE SPACE RACE ONE IS WHERE THAT BEN BLOOPER COMES FROM

[@sophiehale1171]

Yesss

[@emmyjo720]

Ben looks so good with he has long hair...

[@zareenchoudhury9732]

They should not have deleted these! They are so good!!!! 😊

[@sophiehale1171]

Yess

[@lydiamichaels1976]

Not all of them are good enough tho

[@steelcomrade6871]

6:13-6:17 should be a perfectly cut scream

[@cuteandfluffypikachu3405]

R.I.P Eddie the fly 😭😭😭🤣😂🤣😂

[@benjaminsmith7024]

Ivan the Soviet cosmonaut being a dummy really fucked me up 😂

[@rareswashere2709]

17:44 Mat looks like milo fro. Atlantis

[@Tareltonlives]

Delian or no Delian. I'm dying!

[@Tareltonlives]

Defense spending in a nutshell

[@quagmire4469]

This was such a good episode. Wonder why it didn’t make it😔

[@nikjoh06]

16:37 Wilbur Soot

[@kayleesmith1268]

Excuse me while I tune my lyre at this poet's funeral

[@flippetskater]

5:16-7:37 - Mat looks so much like Dominic Monaghan in that wig, I did a double-take. Mat would have made an awesome hobbit.

[@tangyhyperspace2217]

they just look like they have a gun to their heads during the god maker sketch

[@kellydalstok8900]

They’re just imitating those annoying Tell Sell ads.

[@thattoms232]

the ''YEA YOU BETTER RUN''made me laugh

[@kokomelon6707]

Mr foster was a teacher at a school in Gloucester.

[@kellydalstok8900]

Did the curse work?

[@melikamoradi3735]

21:15 what do you want to get in this show? 21:18 like, duh.

[@musicmaker6506]

"i told you no one ever cheats death"

[@MisakiMusashi]

Bruh I swear they used the funny fart sound effect in 00:05 before it was a meme lmao

[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

17:46 I love this show XD

[@sophiehale1171]

Same

[@Samantha_Lee]

at 3:53 is that Reece Shearsmith's daughter who gets hit? I swear it looks just like her, only know because she was in the first episode of Psychoville

[@elliedereyna5014]

Who are you? Your husband? AAAAAAAA Idk why this was so funny 😂

[@littleelsa323]

the Nifty Nineties :)

[@GavTatu]

0:31 nice to see cleo laine getting some work again.

[@slytheringingerwitch]

Love the Tommy Cooper impression.

[@singlecell2498]

I love Tommy Cooper the Egyptian priest

[@thecapyking6776]

Anyone realise the guy from the first scene on the exact left sounds exactly like stampy! UNLESS HE IS STAMPY

[@monsterhigh66bratzillaz28]

Grim Reaper Is Awesome Even When He's On Vacation

[@nadgamgee7767]

Some of these are much better than what they did decide to keep (like Movie Pitch).

[@Alex-yw3ru]

“Yeah you better run” my favorite quote

[@vickykendallweiss6428]

Hah did any one else spot greg jenner in the delian league one!

[@ana37410]

soviet ben is cursed

[@borleyboo5613]

Why is the Norman lady wearing a 15th century steeple hennin headdress.

[@Herbertnenniger]

Fucking hell mate it’s a kid show why was Shakespeare on mastermind?

[@fullmoonwitch2318]

4:38 Ben's shoulders are massive! 😍

[@mikekrakowitz4913]

These were so good 😭

[@lizvogel8227]

6.20 Walsingham I thought you were dead?

[@BerserkGoblin]

The hair does look quite similar 😂

[@FireMagmaTea]

6:20

[@sofia.morenska]

Does anyone know the name of the actress in the last sketch with box 5? Thanks a lot!

[@bobbyx_x9776]

Egyptian ben looks like noel fielding

[@imperialnov4109]

MIH = Mat is hot 16:25

[@Shehad_M]

How do they do the accents ???

[@joeytheslimeboi8900]

Why wasn’t this an episode

[@viktorvaughn8007]

mat looks like dr strangelove in the ussr skit