"i should know, i've watched kill counts" is such a real line😭
@g0re_man Жыл бұрын
I just read this comment while that part was playing. What a coincidence
@zachlikesanime Жыл бұрын
@@g0re_man same
@Ricky-io3er6 ай бұрын
On god my nigga
@william440115 ай бұрын
@@g0re_man Have you ever made something an idol, used God’s name as a cuss word, dishonor your parents, murder (God views hate as murder), lusting, stealing, lying, wanting something another has that isn’t rightfully yours? Doing so we violating the law, which is sin, and because of sin there is a punishment…If a serial killer like Ted Bundy tells a judge of all the good things he’s done for society do you think the judge would let the serial killer off free? The same is with us; we’ve committed such crimes against God that we are separated from God forever; we are punished by suffering Hell for eternity, a place with no hope for us. But God loves us so much and with all his heart that he gave his only Son, Jesus Christ, to this cursed world to be crucified on the cross. (John 3:16-17) Now anyone who accepts Jesus Christ, God’s Son, as their Lord and Savior and believes he rose from the dead the third day will be saved from eternal damnation in Hell and live in Heaven in paradise with him forever. Many will choose to follow Satan, whether it be because they think they won’t succeed otherwise or won’t have any joy or friendships, but he will soon reveal himself as a murderer and a liar as he was since the beginning and he will curse all his followers as he cursed God and all of Satan’s followers will be cased into ever burning Hell. Don’t believe this lie I too believed in! Our God is a loving God full of compassion, yet he is a righteous God and must judge what is right. (Matthew 13:41-42)
@StRANGEMANRDR5 ай бұрын
James a janisse would low key survive every horror movie
@godnyx117 Жыл бұрын
I love how in theory everything seems easy and the plot seems stupid but if we were truly there, we would be so scared that we would do something STUPID as well!
@eyyywhatsupdoc Жыл бұрын
LIKE I KNOW i used to watch all the how to beat videos then one day i realised wait what if i were in in these situations like my dumass couldnt beat it i stopped watching them after i realises
@godnyx117 Жыл бұрын
@@eyyywhatsupdoc You can still watch the video and have fun, lol! I'm just saying that we would probably be f-ed as well! Of course, you ALSO have to think that these video are made after one watched the movies but for the characters in the movies, this is real life and they don't know what we know.
@69daygrind Жыл бұрын
Who's we?💀
@eyyywhatsupdoc Жыл бұрын
wdym whos we were talking about the horror commuity@@69daygrind
@star-rock6466 Жыл бұрын
@@69daygrindyou ain't that guy pal, trust me, you ain't that guy
@Richard_richsmuth5 ай бұрын
as soon as terrifier came up i was like "nah your lying if your saying youll beat this" 💀
@freashswagg12 ай бұрын
I would
@JQ_VK142 ай бұрын
@@freashswagg1get a load of this guy 😹
@Therandom69420lol2 ай бұрын
@@freashswagg1ok buddy
@FE4R293Ай бұрын
@@freashswagg1you’re joking… right?
@davidzhan3107Ай бұрын
i havent watched terrifier so why couldnt you survive?
@mqfii8992 Жыл бұрын
Two horror movies icons that are arguably the easiest to beat. Chucky - Despite being a doll, he has the strength of a regular man. But even then, he only ever gets the kill because of stealth, so stay sharp and kick the dummy like a dummy. Ghostface - These are regular Joes for the most part. And not only that, they're the most incompetent and clumsiest killers ever who only get the kills because their victims are just as clumsy as them. Honorable mention: It (movie): If you're not afraid of him, he has no power over you. Worse, if you bully him enough or has the perception something can harm and even kill him, it will. Note that In the book these only thwart him. So it's just the movie that Is that easy.
@zachlikesanime Жыл бұрын
ghostface no that is hard to survive if you are a target you got to stay sharp
@evandaymon8303 Жыл бұрын
Well till scream 6 came and shown a more competent ghostface and dont forget sometimes ghostface is played by more then one killer. So ghostface isnt that easy it will be difficult depends on if killer is not a foolish clumsy person. So you are better keep sharp and know the rules of surviving a horror film.
@captainalberto Жыл бұрын
Just call the real ghost aka simon ghost riley He will show whos the real ghost
@Scarshadow666 Жыл бұрын
It also depends on how much the Scream writers want to play God and if you can break the fourth wall to negotiate with them on surviving Ghostface (because Scream has always been a meta franchise).
@Nameandaddresswithheld Жыл бұрын
Penny wise gets no diffed by a CoD lobby
@krishaantanwar Жыл бұрын
All other characters: Justifies how he would survive Terrifier: No
@BestShortsEver3168 ай бұрын
I've heard about that movie. I didn't see it, but if the things I saw were real, nobody can beat terrifier. There was apparently a part cut out of the movie where terrifier turns humans into balloons or something like that.
@yasouderuo8 ай бұрын
well terrifier aka art the clown was a straight up demon
@Unholy-Gunman8 ай бұрын
I mean you can't blame him for that tbh
@Its_Xj7 ай бұрын
It makes sense set the clown is just different
@jach25137 ай бұрын
Yeah no way he was gonna have a good enough plan.
@Skyfire_thetherian4 ай бұрын
Nah the way he got to terrifer and went "nope" got me dying laughing 💀💀💀 ART THE CLOWN 👌
@Zestyshmoopy4 ай бұрын
Indeed
@SteadCR75085 Жыл бұрын
This man is the only person who can make a horror movie sound goofy😂😂😂
@JaydeeArrr Жыл бұрын
Degenerocity does them like that too
@ThePhoenix1 Жыл бұрын
bro he funny asf 💀💀 the commentary too funny to get scared
@editornoob4606 Жыл бұрын
@@JaydeeArrr instantly what I thought when I saw the title and thumbnail
@Mcnetwork295 Жыл бұрын
True.
@Lhaenen Жыл бұрын
High boi is a youtubwr who does that too if youre interested
@2ooValid Жыл бұрын
I love how he downright just skipped Terrifier😂😂 I would too ngl, I would’ve been in a body bag by the end
@ammarharith5512 Жыл бұрын
I don't think he's unbeatable.
@prodigypixel7103 Жыл бұрын
@@ammarharith5512it’s not that he’s unbeatable look at the stuff he does bruh 😭
@samuraibear5102 Жыл бұрын
If he was after me I would just ice muself immediately
@viscountrainbows2857 Жыл бұрын
Dude would come back from a nuke as a skeleton with the same hat on somehow unscathed
@braxtonvincent6359 Жыл бұрын
@@samuraibear5102he can bring you back to life just to torcher you more that's a power he has
@Flyypast5 ай бұрын
8:05 ah yes, Columbia… famously know for their lack of gun or violence experience
@dubuyajay99642 ай бұрын
Yeah...wanted to eyeroll at that. The land of the COCAINE DEALERS!
@jessibarber2769 Жыл бұрын
Most of us could easily survive Nightmare on Elm Street. All you have to do is just NOT be the offspring of a bunch of people who burned a man to death in a boiler room 😅
@freddykrueger4326 Жыл бұрын
Well... Kinda... The victims in 6 weren't related to anyone of Springwood...
@gideononu18769 ай бұрын
This man said he was surviving Belko Experiment, 😂 bro you are not surviving The Belko Experiment
@gerardwayseyelash8 ай бұрын
I'd be too terrified to sleep fam
@wisemankugelmemicus17015 ай бұрын
Just have a real messed up violent/s*xually depraved dream. If its violent you can be k*lled by a non-Freddy nightmare creature and thus you escape, OOOR, have him get no no touched enough that he stops attacking you
@SolitarySpoons Жыл бұрын
to be fair, the chain trap in Saw 3 was set up by Amanda, not John, so it wasnt meant to be beat. all the amanda traps were unwinnable. johns traps gave you a chance meanwhile. I'd still die though because id need the instructions repeated to me 4 times
@jfjvmdvbdcndkj Жыл бұрын
The easiest trap to survive is probably the coffin trap from Saw V. You literally get in the coffin, close the door, and you win.
@RorySmith-Dube-fm7ll8 ай бұрын
To me it would be like 12
@not-so-obvious_autism7778 ай бұрын
Fr like with my autism and ADHD I would space out tryna calm down and be in my happy place before hearing the directions
@sourdrop8 ай бұрын
@@not-so-obvious_autism777Lmao same. At some point, I feel like Jigsaw would just let me go bc he would realize I'm too dumb to figure out the deathtrap and that it wouldn't be fair to keep going 😭
@notproductiveproductions35047 ай бұрын
Honestly if I were in one of John’s traps I’d complain about how he expects me to have a far higher IQ just to gaslight him into turning it off
@Ishan-zm6wy4 ай бұрын
"top of the mornin" got me rollin 😭 so did the dreams part
@KingKasper Жыл бұрын
Man just said "no" to TERRIFIER 😂 💯
@Adogwithinternet69 Жыл бұрын
Tbh I would too, there is no chance that you are gonna survive if Art the clown is after you
@evandaymon8303 Жыл бұрын
Can you blame him? Art is impossible to beat.
@ToadallyNormal Жыл бұрын
@@evandaymon8303hes pretty much supernatural now and kills you in the most painful and fucked up ways humanly possible
@expiredfroyo Жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment
@Mamba-o5q Жыл бұрын
I’m getting a priest
@bradley698 Жыл бұрын
To survive any Friday the 13th literally just don't show up. Don't step foot on Jason's property. Everyone in the movie shows up well after being warned and knowing of the murders that took place.
@jamiepiccione3853 Жыл бұрын
But in the beginning of some of the friday the 13th movies he actually leaves the camp to kill a few people if you've seen them.
@bradley698 Жыл бұрын
@@jamiepiccione3853 yes in part two he leaves to kill the final girl of the first movie. but if she hadn't went there in the first one then she wouldn't be dead.
@Rei_Day Жыл бұрын
@@jamiepiccione3853Jason only leaves the camp to the town, which is also named “Crystal Lake”. He only killed Alice from Part 1, Harold and Edna, Axel… basically, to not die, be on the opposite side of America.
@evandaymon8303 Жыл бұрын
Kind of forgot about jason takes Manhattan. Jason doesn’t need to kill you in crystal lake. He also attracted to people having sex. So dont have sex when you’re in crystal lake or do any lewd acts and Jason wont try to track you down and kill you.
@bradley698 Жыл бұрын
@@evandaymon8303 was the boat in the lake. And yes I completely forgot about premarital sex that is a big no no.
@JasonBracamontes-ParraАй бұрын
John Cramer He thinks he's helping people appreciate life but in reality he's just giving people PTSD after surviving the traps.
@ItsAVolcano9 ай бұрын
In Freddy v Jason they tried the no sleep option. Eventually they hit a real life phenomenon called microsleep, where their bodies just start shutting down for brief moments throughout the day. This leads to victims getting taken out while standing zoned out in the middle of a store.
@0lliesFreakShow3 ай бұрын
Wouldn’t someone do something? Like do they start beeding or something happens while their getting attacked? Or do they just die? Bc I haven’t watched the Freddy movies but I know abt the character Freddy and all that Edit: bc i feel like someone would do something like wake them up or call 911 if they were bleeding or just passed out while standing up
@gerardwayseyelash2 ай бұрын
@@0lliesFreakShowYou'd be surprised the amount of people who do nothing.
@0lliesFreakShow2 ай бұрын
@@gerardwayseyelash …yeah..
@THEEhottestcheeto11 ай бұрын
My problem with Freddy is you only dream in between the stages of deep sleep and consciousness so if he creeps you out just wake up it’s not that hard.
@sourdrop8 ай бұрын
Fr the stages of sleep have been studied pretty closely so as long as you have someone time how long you're asleep and have them wake you up before you enter REM sleep, you'll probably be good and rested enough to figure out how to get rid of Freddy once and for all.
@Nbringer12347 ай бұрын
What if I can't even dream like dude I just see black when I sleep lmao
@THEEhottestcheeto5 ай бұрын
@@Nbringer1234 same kinda
@toonlinks5 ай бұрын
Go into a lucid dream and get superpowers its that easy
@serioussingularity95955 ай бұрын
@@toonlinksthe problem is Freddy also has complete control of the dream world so your about even at best
@IDK_L4NIАй бұрын
I love how as many videos as I watch with this thumbnail this 6:08 is the only one has answered
@Týr4039 Жыл бұрын
The chain trap in saw was made by amanda, she rigged the traps intentionally and john scolded her for that. The traps that john made were always made sure to be survivable
@linkholder Жыл бұрын
Now weather youd want to survive on the other hand...
@alpacawithouthat987 Жыл бұрын
@@linkholderYeah most of the stuff you have to do to survive is worse than just dying
@Neoneone0 Жыл бұрын
you're absolutely correct, but the flammable jelly trap from the original was Not beatable if done the way it was supposed to imo, idk what john was on when he was trying to design that trap
@Týr4039 Жыл бұрын
@@Neoneone0 well, he did say the poison was slow, maybe the dude didn't take his time and got impatient.
@tylerrichardson303411 ай бұрын
@@Týr4039 With all the numbers on the wall he would have to randomly stumble across the right combination, theoretically it could be the very last one he tries, plus the whole time he's stepping on glass which fucks with his composure while walking, increasing the chances of him walking even slower to balance the candle better or risk letting the flame get too close to him. It's not very beatable without luck, which goes against his whole "will to survive" message.
@binarydark4811 Жыл бұрын
No That fucking killed me.
@Nahobussyino Жыл бұрын
Art the Clown is a menace 💀
@Applespider12 Жыл бұрын
@crypticangel7056exactly he can’t teleport and can take some damage but I’d rather end it than take a chance, on the off chance he gets to me
@Britshit Жыл бұрын
Looks like it fucking killed him too
@1llum1n4ty3 Жыл бұрын
@crypticangel7056not really
@swordstudiosoffical9 ай бұрын
he literally poured salt and bleach on a woman after slashing her
@DagijsАй бұрын
7:07 ohh boy, one of the guys were featured in one of the saw traps just for being a smoker 💀
@cat_luvs_food8 ай бұрын
bro just said no to terrifier
@Literally_Gabriel7 ай бұрын
I would too
@dangdao80686 ай бұрын
BOI! How you seen how Terrifier is?
@cat_luvs_food6 ай бұрын
@@dangdao8068 yea it's disgusting.
@jerricaschuster465 ай бұрын
And
@Flix7545 ай бұрын
There is not a single person who could survive that
@hatmanmanofhats81678 ай бұрын
The funny thing about Freddy is that if you’re not scared of him, he cannot do anything to you.
@Daybreakerx5 ай бұрын
Exactly just think of him as wolverine or something goofy like that
@hatmanmanofhats81675 ай бұрын
@@Daybreakerx if you can figure that out in universe, you just win.
@Finn-zm3hm5 ай бұрын
Yeah, if you fear a man in a Christmas turtleneck, why are you watching this video?
@hatmanmanofhats81675 ай бұрын
@@Finn-zm3hm the glove tbh
@gerardwayseyelash5 ай бұрын
@@Finn-zm3hmA lady said that to him....she didn't survive.
@Xander50092 ай бұрын
"this movie takes place in colombia so they dont know anything about shooting guns" also colombia: has the third most gun related violence
@gachagalaxy76068 ай бұрын
Freddy Cruger: Anti-depressants to make me have no dreams Lepercon: Don't touch his gold Micheal Mires: Don't live in that area Jason: No entering Crystal Lakes Belko Experiment: Maybe? Extremely small so might just hid in an extremely small place. Fit into like a bookshelf once
@erikbulux47935 ай бұрын
Your head would explode if you tried to hide since only 1 person can make it out alive with the highest kill count
@FISH_NECRO5 ай бұрын
Honestly majority of horror movies can be survived by not being there. Psycho? Just dont go inside the motel. Jaws? Just stay on land
@BaranZenon5 ай бұрын
@@FISH_NECRO That is why horror movies that can happen to anyone, like you are just doing your job, are better. For example "Censor" - a movie about a lady that during Margaret Thatcher's government was watching and censoring twisted and brutal movies (so watching it through and through to censore it for the eye of the public) that made her bonkers insane, or "Lighthouse" - a movie about two dudes working as lighthouse keepers in a Lighthouse on a remote island, being cut off from the world by a storm and slowly going insane.
@tio_john4 ай бұрын
His strategy for belko is better since in the experiment you have to kill people if you don't you die. So go to the armory and start capping people.
@emmasilver23324 ай бұрын
I take antidepressants and believe me I still get nightmares.
@Noelleaaa8 ай бұрын
The fact that he said no as terrifier was coming on screen was literally hilarious but like on a serious note it’s true that basically no one can survive art the clown he is virtually and physically immortal,he can’t easily be stunned,he can dig underground, he has the power to make people still be alive even when their thought to be dead, and he’s what I call a modern killer it’s basically a killer that isn’t restrained by the rule of restricted weaponry and he can access weapons like guns and a flamethrower,and he can teleport in and out of televisions and he has multiple weapons designed to torture people.
@redbaronisthegoat20 күн бұрын
Terrifier "NO" got me crying, I was laughing so hard. Bro didn't even give It a chance.
@granvilledavid7814 Жыл бұрын
Not sleeping will kill you in less than a week. Your body needs sleep. That is the worst plan against Freddy Krueger I've ever heard.
@themysteriousmouse60906 ай бұрын
I know
@YeetIsHere5 ай бұрын
Please keep malding
@BiggestBrother5 ай бұрын
seems like a skill issue to me.
@flyingstonemon35644 ай бұрын
I think in the 5th movie one of the characters try this and It fails
@Anytynvidz4 ай бұрын
It kinda is because if Freddy doesn't kill, then sleep deprivation will. I can't even stay up for three days straight not to talk of not sleeping at all for days
@jaxcraft28484 ай бұрын
1:42: Be FR! 😂
@Musicbrowser01 Жыл бұрын
He for real just made me realize that if the Belko experiment were to happen in the world of the Office, Dwight would survive. He has weapons hidden around the building and has made it clear that he has favorites who he won’t hesitate to attack. But he would likely struggle with some people considering he has protected Jim and has attacked Kevin.
@Brook-fp1xj Жыл бұрын
art the clown is the most gruesome killer out here fr
@Orbion5913 ай бұрын
Honestly this is one of my favorites videos I don't know why, but I've watched a good bit of times
@reaux1560 Жыл бұрын
When Degenerocity isn't around Derek fills up the vacuum left by him and he always delivers.
@Doritos.CrashCourse2 Жыл бұрын
Nah
@Quoke. Жыл бұрын
@@Doritos.CrashCourse2yes
@veniceflytrap Жыл бұрын
exactly, he reminds me a lot of degenerocity
@mcbdllc2848 Жыл бұрын
Who?? 😂
@Back.sh0ts Жыл бұрын
@@mcbdllc2848The guy who has almost 1.5 mil subs, compared to this guy who only has 110k. Thats who, nibbaaaa.
@darkmatter1721 Жыл бұрын
The hard *no* to Terrifier lmao
@crock325129 күн бұрын
Depends what Terrifier, but it's still a hard no either way. Terrifier 1 is the ONLY terrifier you can even theoretically survive, and even that's a stretch because of the pew pew. If you're up against All Hallow's Eve Art, it's genuinely over, it's genuinely better to end it before he gets to you.
@BackupChannel-nq6fgАй бұрын
This is officially one of my favorite videos of all time
@The_Master_Chief_1.1.7 Жыл бұрын
*Calls the priest from the excorcist and just gets rid if the ghosts and then evacuates the excorsist then nukes the building with purple guy inside*
@MrMulligan7Ай бұрын
And Jason is so fun to watch. If you're going to be a murder, be a hulking juggernaut of a murderer.
@XBogdiifree11 ай бұрын
I love this guy's channel so much bro, and im also a deadmeat fan over here! Which is just a big bonus
@SinnermanZeke Жыл бұрын
6:46 ok in John’s defense, that wasn’t even his trap, that was the Amanda, the sexy emo looking girl who was his 2nd-in-command, she’s been making some unwinnable traps to kill random people and for the bathroom thing, Amanda didn’t make sure the key wouldn’t fall down the drain after that Adam guy wake up
@plugshirt1762 Жыл бұрын
Ok but what about the shotgun tripwire lol bro really set up a trap that blows cops brains out if they walk on his staircase and claims to not be a murderer
@SinnermanZeke Жыл бұрын
@@plugshirt1762 I ain’t trying to defend the guy, I’m just correcting what actually happens in the movies, that’s all
@merfblaster Жыл бұрын
@@plugshirt1762That’s still not an “unwinnable trap” it’s just really unfair and hard to see
@plugshirt1762 Жыл бұрын
@@merfblaster bruh how hard are you going to stretch that lol. What about the cops he drops a cage behind in saw2 and poisons them with noxious gas there is literally no way to see or avoid the trap. Also a tripwire shotgun isn’t a trap to escape or survive it’s literally designed to kill people. Not to mention he literally slits the one cop’s throat which very easily could have killed him and would have been murder so at the very least attempted direct murder
@thehuntinggamer-cn7yw8 күн бұрын
1:48 a bit after it says the leprechaun he said he can teleport so if you put them in the safe, he can easily teleport out
@t-rex1959 Жыл бұрын
I think you're forgetting something with Jason Voorhees, in a videogame your character can survive hits without bleeding out, and then regenerate the wound, because it's a videogame, whereas in real life, one hit from jason and you've lost a limb.
@seeableninja4199 Жыл бұрын
For the leprechaun one your gonna have to be real specific because in one of the movie a guy did the same thing asked for gold then it filled his entire stomach with gold and died.
@MarvelBricks27 күн бұрын
I could survive half of the horror movies existing by locking my doors 😭
@battlefrontinfinite5215 Жыл бұрын
Love the Jacksepticeye reference. @ 1:49
@StrikerEdits514 Жыл бұрын
*TOP OF THE MORNING LADDIES.*
@Tylerjm368 ай бұрын
@@StrikerEdits514 *MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND WELCOME TO...* *HAAAAAAAAAAPY WHEEEEEEELS*
@Nothing-here-anymore8 ай бұрын
Lol@@StrikerEdits514
@Literally_Gabriel7 ай бұрын
WELCOME BACK TO HAAAAAAPY WHEEEEELS
@djnorris15725 ай бұрын
FAX
@Marshmellowhead6549 ай бұрын
6:02 Easy way to survive five nights at Freddys quit your job
@_Gooday4 ай бұрын
..I need that money.
@greymoonwolf2472 ай бұрын
More easy way….just get some of the bros to watch the doors while your on cameras💀 6:07
@ProGamer-jd4dzКүн бұрын
@@_GoodayWDYM YOU NEED THAT MONEY, THE PAY IS SO LOW
@bobacxnsumerАй бұрын
1:48 TOP OF THE MORNIN’ TO YA LADIES!!!!!! Jacksepticeye??
@QUBIQUBED Жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Jason can't teleport because whenever he's seen teleporting it's from the perspective of the girl who is super high on drugs
@Godzilla_kotm_ Жыл бұрын
Does he not teleport in other things too
@TrapEnjoyer Жыл бұрын
Film Theory
@evr0b Жыл бұрын
There are other instances of him teleporting
@gaigebright8496 Жыл бұрын
Jason has superhuman speed but only uses it when not being looked at.
@abrahammaciel831 Жыл бұрын
Jason x he’s being shot by people and straight up disappears while they’re looking straight at him
@nilufayasmin35219 ай бұрын
"Wait .... I don't know how to drive" -Last words of a man named Derek and me in a horror movie
@JerixonLeonАй бұрын
4:12 " And Jason he is this 6- d-damn 6'5"????" Micheal Myers being 6'7"
@laxative_goofy Жыл бұрын
im pretty sure freddy krueger can give you nightmares out of elm street because in dream warriors they are in a large building and new nightmare is in some unknown street, freddys dead kind of just says that if your in elm street he hates you but all you have to do is not have one of your parents be related to killing freddy
@barrettson1028 Жыл бұрын
I know how to easily survive FNAF another way. 1: Get an FFL (Federal Firearms License) 2: Get approval from the government to purchase an M134 minigun with 12,000 rounds of ammunition 3: Bring said M134 and ammo to Freddy’s and show those haunted animatronics what it means to be an American
@BruceDatDude5 ай бұрын
When I saw terrifier I said “No” before he said it
@DESERT80Y Жыл бұрын
6:22 The reason why they’re impossible is because different people make the traps and some people don’t want people to get redeemed
@DarrenMansour Жыл бұрын
Good vid. Entertaining all the way through. I also really like how you branch out to different topics. Master class in the making. Well worth subscribing
@GiannaGrwms3 ай бұрын
This is the man to keep me in comfort while YXL plug is not uploading
@SomeRandomVergilFanboy Жыл бұрын
The thing with the animatronics from Five Nights At Freddys is that they aren't designed for combat, they are essentially just Chucky Cheese characters. Anyone with a metal baseball bat could avoid their bites (and stabs in Foxys case) and break their legs with just a few good swings
@legogeneralgrievous3958 Жыл бұрын
Dude you have to see Willys wonderland, it's literally an hour and a half of Nicholas Cage soloing fnaf
@tylerrichardson303411 ай бұрын
Yeah but you probably aren't bringing a metal bat to your job.
@SomeRandomVergilFanboy11 ай бұрын
@@tylerrichardson3034 I'm pretty sure you could find a good substitute in the form of a metal pipe or something
@tylerrichardson303411 ай бұрын
@@SomeRandomVergilFanboy There's not many metal pipes laying around the security room
@SomeRandomVergilFanboy11 ай бұрын
@@tylerrichardson3034 I can almost guarantee you could find one in the parts and service room
@voidrider1615 Жыл бұрын
I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt they probably are some forms you can beat of Jason but you have to remember Jason is not a normal person. You said you probably can’t beat any of the paranormal movies, but Jason is literally a demon. He went to hell before and if I’m not wrong He also one of the paranormal creatures from evil dead I don’t think that’s Cannon 😅
@randomyoutuber2633 Жыл бұрын
I think the evil dead thing was confirmed canon at one point.
@Annihilate0405 Жыл бұрын
It's a joke on how he'd survive Jason because he mentioned the game. Realistically, Jason would jump him and kill him.
@THEWolfBlade3622 Жыл бұрын
@@Annihilate0405 especially since Jason(in his comics) killed Satan
@voidrider1615 Жыл бұрын
@@randomyoutuber2633 yea it was
@Litter_ghiss5 ай бұрын
finally a new degenorocity video
@Rahimahah5 ай бұрын
derek
@Bapper_McBapper Жыл бұрын
CALIFORNIA GIRLS WERE UNFORGETTABLE 4:41
@Bapper_McBapper Жыл бұрын
CALIFORNIA GIRLS 2 8:40
@Nukezillaa3 ай бұрын
DAISY DUKES BAKINIS ON TOP
@RuyVuusen11 ай бұрын
If you are afraid of the four-leaf clover being swept aside, just tape it there or something.
@itscris012 ай бұрын
But what if the clover wilts and dies, and you can't find another one?
@Caroster54 ай бұрын
I love these types of KZbinrs that are like other KZbinrs but only uploads when the other doesn’t upload When degenerocity doesn’t upload, I watch you Another example When EFS gaming doesn’t upload, I watch eddygar
@Jupiterbotz9 ай бұрын
Dude, you made me laugh several times. Thank you! You should do a rundown of surviving the different Zombie movies. Easy killer to evade. 👍
@gr0ssotron146 Жыл бұрын
6:07 Concordo demais nessa resposta O_0
@YaoGuy.Official Жыл бұрын
I don’t get it
@alex-hat04 Жыл бұрын
@@YaoGuy.Officialterrifier is a moive about art the clown. And to understand why he said no, you have to watch that movie to find out.
@cakepopeditor Жыл бұрын
@@YaoGuy.Official ofc you wont That guy makes penny wise look like a baby
@YaoGuy.Official11 ай бұрын
@@holahola-ym1xv no wonder he’s the terrifier
@holahola-ym1xv11 ай бұрын
@@YaoGuy.Official Isn't his name arts or something?
@Raven1T23 ай бұрын
People underestimate chucky, yea he's a small doll that you can curbstomp but that's not the point. He doesn't just 1v1 you. He sneaks up on you and gets at least 1 stab in before you can react usually, or waits till you are asleep, and even sets up traps sometimes. You won't have a fair fight, so it's unlikely you'd survive unless you saw the doll before he went killer and was in his disguise phase and just said something like, "I'm gonna get groceries" in the middle of the day. Then dipped. All these except Freddy can be solved by just driving out of town. Freddy well idk just do that bs that the guy who fought him with superpowers in his dream did but instead of giving yourself superpowers try to take away freddy's powers and give them to yourself.
@TheExiled112 Жыл бұрын
4:49 "I'll just come back as tommy jarvis and after that it's easy wins" LOL
@starrsmith3810 Жыл бұрын
To be fair to Jigsaw, he DID create traps that could be escaped (even if most people didn’t…..yeah he a murderer). The sequels just had a shit ton of people who didn’t even bother to include a way to escape. Looking at you The Angel trap.
@Fro2en-quik11 күн бұрын
4:39 really accurate 💀
@AlonzoTompkins Жыл бұрын
A lot of horror villains can easily be survived by just staying at home. Lol
@kanra2689 Жыл бұрын
Bet
@kucingsedihjojofan1428 Жыл бұрын
6:28 This man should be in the Akatsuki
@dannyboi83020 күн бұрын
When Degenerocity isn’t uploading, this is the guy I look up to.
@CmdrTBO Жыл бұрын
6:09 I was boutta say bro, cuz ain’t no one surviving terrifier😂😂😂💀💀
@ammarharith5512 Жыл бұрын
Because?
@CmdrTBO Жыл бұрын
@@ammarharith5512 have u not seen the movies, the guy gets mad when he has to shoot people bc he likes the thrill of a real kill and he is like an immortal demon who like kills people in long and gruesome instances, including ripping a gorilla skin off and ripping her arm in half than eating her brains while she is still alive
@GloryBoyz-vi6rp Жыл бұрын
@@ammarharith5512Watch the movies
@cattattack880 Жыл бұрын
@@ammarharith5512 That dude is a demon, He will torture you in the most gruesome way possible
@Ibrahim-bh6eu Жыл бұрын
Honestly the best thing you could do is leave to the other country because ain't no way I'm staying with this mf in the area 💀
@TheMrWhoSmiles7 ай бұрын
Dude my immediate reaction when Terrifier came on was “nope”
@SONIKKU1991-l3f2 ай бұрын
2:40 Because of course its very easy to find a four leaf clover hangin' around
@nazdoesstuffYT Жыл бұрын
3:03 just put that safe in another safe
@christopher4249 Жыл бұрын
I mean Honestly you could easily survive half of these horror movie characters by just not even knowing about them or just not going to their popular location or territories were they get too most of their victims. Problem solved. W vid btw too
@SalomonCorndova-v6q2 ай бұрын
The belko experiment got me waving the flag 🇺🇸😂
@Qabean543 Жыл бұрын
The fact this video released on my birthday is crazy 💀
@DerekFDB Жыл бұрын
happy bday
@Qabean543 Жыл бұрын
Thanks dude 🥹
@12395m Жыл бұрын
Happy birthday
@Qabean543 Жыл бұрын
@@12395m thanks
@Arlik703 Жыл бұрын
Happy bday
@mrfacestab5758 Жыл бұрын
7:21 What if it was an unbreakable glass?
@mim0so Жыл бұрын
In the behind the scenes footage, they mentioned about the lock that can be seen at the top of the frame. If she examined the room a little more, she would be able to find the key and unlock the trap.
@Gruurp8 ай бұрын
Go for the corners
@themysteriousmouse60906 ай бұрын
Also you would be basically drunk so you wouldn’t think of that
@TickletimeTom-sc9dt24 күн бұрын
Freddy krugger entering a lucid dream is the same situation as making a toddler fight alien x😭😭😭🙏🙏
@jessicaconner12428 ай бұрын
You know how to survive? Don’t sleep, don’t go camping and for gods sake don’t investigate a strange noise
@alfie8784 Жыл бұрын
"im not scared of freddy kruger" you already beat him XDD
@plugshirt1762 Жыл бұрын
I mean it’s easier to no be scared when he’s not there versus when he has killed half of your friend group lol
@yoda5668 Жыл бұрын
Freddy v Jason Freddy
@freddykrueger4326 Жыл бұрын
Bros thinking of pennywise 😂😂😂
@plugshirt1762 Жыл бұрын
@@freddykrueger4326 bruh that’s literally how Freddy works as well
@freddykrueger4326 Жыл бұрын
@@plugshirt1762 it isn't 😂😂😂
@swifties.tv.134 ай бұрын
all other movies: *plans out some strategies and ideas* Terrifier: *with no hesitation* no.
@ImAPersonHehehehaw Жыл бұрын
5:40 just don’t work there lulz
@AFrisbeeLad2 ай бұрын
what if u dead broke
@Agent_Vox2 ай бұрын
@@AFrisbeeLadCardboard box under a bridge over robo teeth any day
@nelly60162 ай бұрын
@@AFrisbeeLadMcDonald’s my boy
@Godzilla6116 Жыл бұрын
7:11 arson is pretty serious lol
@Shin-godzilla.. Жыл бұрын
What no (JK)
@euniceIN1Ай бұрын
Bre😢😢😢😢 he would not survive
@undeadward56355 ай бұрын
Idk why but i got the feeling that Derek is the character that in horror movie that says "Dont worry i watch many horror movie and i know how to counter the killer" and proceed to die first😭😭 No offense btw Good video ngl Keep it up
@KingglitchYT Жыл бұрын
8:36 best part
@MrFallDamage7876 ай бұрын
5:13 As if Freddy (krueger), Myers and Jason is your average Joes xD
@Emo_Anarchist_Heathen5 ай бұрын
The Friday The 13th game was fun as hell. Bro is mentioning Dead Meat, Game Theory, and other pop culture. Dope.
@Itried845 Жыл бұрын
How to defeat the five nights at Freddy’s characters 1. Put at least 15,000 pounds of C-4 around the perimeter of the building. 2. Blow it up. 3. YOU WIN!!!
@Ian-cv6rx3 ай бұрын
Basically FNaF 6
@HamShibaDoge Жыл бұрын
Idea for nightmare on elm street. Just leave elm street.
@xJay4040Ай бұрын
This needs to be a series
@Mcnetwork295 Жыл бұрын
4:22 Michael ran in the flashback in Halloween kills
@TRXP_STUDIO Жыл бұрын
Jigsaw- just move away to another country Friday the 13th- just don't go to crystal lake Michael myers- stay out his way
@Caspian_PhantomАй бұрын
Amen 🙏 ❤😊. God Loves You and will Save You from all evil 🙏 ❤😊. Great vid DerekFDB 😊
@nelsonboubou7006 Жыл бұрын
Actually animatronics are a bit tougher to survive than you thought. The problem is that you have very limited power resources and they’re pretty aware of it. Chica is the most aggressive and is always inclined to wait outside the door longer than the others to drain its power, Freddy and Bonnie are even more a problem because they’re way smarter than Chica and they use very cunning tactics like repeated attacks and repeated locations changements to force you to check the cameras and use doors to drain even more power. Foxy is actually even more dangerous because he takes advantage that you are distracted by the others and is insanely fast. Even in general people just don’t seem to realize that they are straight up menaces. They’re almost all above 6’3, with superhuman physical characteristics ( they have enough strength to torn you apart with their bare hands, and bullets / melee weapons are completely ineffective ), and most of all, the average speed of the animatronics is 27mph which means that THESE NIGGAS ARE FAST AS HELL
@hajimemightflex5185 Жыл бұрын
bro stop highballing 😂 if weapons were ineffective then they would’ve never got scrapped in the basement And fr can little timmy really outsmart an adult? edit: Not to mention they DO NOT have enough strength to casually rip you apart (only the nightmares could possess that) they never showed that and there’s contradictions to that. Springlocks do not count There’s absolutely no evidence of bonnie nor freddy being smarter than chica and bonnie is the main aggressor across all games and all the “smart” animatronics are unbelievably dumb and have contradictions to their “intelligence” stop highballing
@ekris5072 Жыл бұрын
Bro william afton obliterated the animatronics with a fire axe (and this was before he became a remnant and all the i always come back shit happened)
@anusaukko6792 Жыл бұрын
@@ekris5072 Pretty sure William was still atleast peak human, cause it makes absolutely 0 sense if an average or below average physically guy obliterated them with just an axe, yet NOBODY else ever does even a dent to these mfs.
@vitoriangamer7807 Жыл бұрын
Couldn’t you just buy some gasoline and burn them to free the souls?
@mibroelcacas Жыл бұрын
@@anusaukko6792William was an average ahh business man, never implied to be peak human or even working out
@The-Chair516 Жыл бұрын
8:10 Just As the founding fathers intended
@Dative4205 ай бұрын
Jason is EASY cause you can dress up as his mom, just put on her sweater and act like his mom and he will not try to kill you anymore and this happened in friday the 13th part 2
@cocoplayz7887 Жыл бұрын
I love the Belko Experiment, you underestimated the movie, only 1 person survives in the whole experiment, and they all have bombs inside of their heads that they can kill people if they disobey
@joaodasilva3210 Жыл бұрын
My strategy to beat Freddy is just, well... It`s all in my head, I can warp this to my liking, I can literally keep him hanging on a wall without being able to get me.
@THEWolfBlade3622 Жыл бұрын
doesn't he become powerless if your not scared aswell?
@kylereese5869 Жыл бұрын
@@THEWolfBlade3622I heard Hypnocil helps with dream suppression.
@dirtywyvern2991 Жыл бұрын
That probably wouldn't work out for you considering this is literally the plot of the third nightmare movie lol. The main cast got lucid dreaming abilities and he clapped most of them anyway.
@abrahammaciel831 Жыл бұрын
Freddy actually beat someone who tried it
@Applespider12 Жыл бұрын
The best best is that you would have to master lucid dreaming. That or take turns with a buddy keeping watch for sleeping every night for the rest of your life
@Planeissuper5 ай бұрын
Thanks master chief for talking me through how to do taxes and change the oil on my 2006 Nissan murano.