Horses Jerry Seinfeld.avi

[@HorseTeethModano]

I can't get the oat bag song out of my head! All damn day with this!

[@simonetanzi5103]

This whole set was brilliant

[@jetknight5051]

"If we would of stayed here we would be in first". Now that's funny. ..only seinfeld makes it so good.

[@corbinmonoxide1]

Oat Bag I Get My Oat Bag Now Oat Bag Time!

[@phlushphish793]

One of the few comedians that actually makes me laugh! :)

[@ambalavanant]

Exactly. No nonsense comedy

[@ambalavanant]

Good luck to anyone trying to do comedy on horses better than this. This guy is amazing

[@SonnyGTA]

“20 million? That’s a lot....” -the horse

[@craigslaunwhite579]

he'll be crazy glue

[@blackbird5634]

I remember a comedian, maybe he was on Johnny Carson but he said: "I put a bet down one time and somewhere on the back stretch my horse became a Buddhist."

[@lynnturman8157]

hold on...take it easy....take it easy. You win, I'll place....whatever

[@KeyserWilhelm]

This is hilarious, my family and I quote it all the time. :)

[@TheBigRedMario]

oat bags, got my oat bags now... XD

[@kathyduby8150]

Comedy gold.

[@theeaskey]

Anyone that makes me laugh is ok by me.

[@36chocolas]

"do you feel a draft bill?"

[@illstplaya]

I'd hate anyone who had a pony when they growing up.

[@SonnyGTA]

@the Earl of Oxfordshire who would think an immigrant would have a pony??

[@phlushphish793]

"Who wouldn't like a person who had a pony?" "You! You said so yourself!"

[@xneecheex]

Chill out hop-a-long I know the trail! Hahaha

[@SonnyGTA]

Ha!!

[@Menyhard]

Clean comedy

[@xneecheex]

@hbrocks Me too! Haha... I remember being about 10 years old and lying on the floor of our lounge room cracking up laughing.. Especially because I used to train and work with race horses! That bit was my fave! Haha "Easy fellas, easy!... You win I'll place whatever it is... The important thing is your health!" Hahahahaha

[@madman2u]

There are barely 60 million horses in the world. Would be quite a feat for a horse to know a third of them xD

[@StarrPower2232]

20 million? That's a lot.

[@hbrocks]

@xneecheex lol....first time we heard this was on tape....laughed so hard!

[@Ben-bg2lp]

Trying to be clean actually defeats the purpose of surprising the audience most of the time. Jerry Seinfeld is a great example of that. Louis CK is funny even when he’s talking about feeding his children because you don’t know what he’s gonna say next.

[@carultch]

We use the term horsepower, because it was an amount of people could relate to and understand, when the steam engine was first invented. James Watt defined the term horsepower based on the pulling capacity and speed he measured from draft horses pulling a mill wheel. Ironically, the unit of the Watt that replaces the horsepower is also named after him, established after his death.

[@SonnyGTA]

You must be a blast at parties. 🙄

[@carultch]

@@SonnyGTA Evidently I'm enough of a blast for you to reply.

[@judyvalencia3257]

Funny!

[@PwningSarge]

aardfay What do you think they did in the roman times?

[@TimothyBarrymusic]

Hilarious..and never swore once or used the “N” word 20 times a minute…

[@josephlosoya9660]

I see where Jim Gaffigan got his horse set idea from

[@airjordansretrosneakers4511]

If I was a comedian, I'd go on a tour to Washington D.C, to the white house. Good times, my friends :) Good times :) LIVE tour, to the white house, in Washington D.C. Sunday night, at 10PM, on CBS. Washington D.C. Maryland. Springfield VA. LIVE tour, to Frederick MD. Tyler Chapman. Jim Carrey. Jerry Seinfeld. Jason Alexander. Michael Richards. Good times my friends, good times. LIVE tour, to Frederick MD, Friday night, at 8PM, on FX. :) :) :) Washington D.C. Kassel Germany. Paris France. Europe. Africa. East Asia. Hong Kong China. Tyler Chapman. Jerry Seinfeld. Jim Carrey. LIVE tour, to South Korea, Monday night, at 11PM, on FOX.

[@kylestubbs8867]

0:22

[@illstplaya]

we're*

[@angelaquinonez2450]

Yuk horse racing 🐎. 😥😔

[@aardfay]

yeah, stop doing this shit to horses, people. we can use cars, bikes, trains, planes, etc, etc. now

[@bishlap]

WOW, Jerry is NOT FUNNY.