HOT YANDERE SINGLES IN YOUR AREA! [Yandere][Kidnapping][Very Willing Listener]

"HOT YANDERE SINGLES IN YOUR AREA!" That's what the ad says, but it's too... strange to be true, right? Well you are suddenly proved wrong when you actually answer the ad and get to pick from a selection of yanderes to take home. The salesperson is all too eager to tell you in detail about every last one. In fact, the salesperson seems a bit too eager in general...
Original creator Yan-con

[@Diamond1234]

1:04 I just started laughing really hard when he just goes over and locks the door because we're the only customer to actually arrive and go through with the whole thing I'm wheezing help klasdjflksdajf-

[@GreenForestASMR]

It's pretty funny 😂

[@kamakiriisabean7059]

Adrian hacked into two satellites just to watch as the salesperson who was supposed to be getting him a boy/girlfriend went yandere for the person that was supposed to be his. Hi Adrian, I'm sorry for your loss.

[@jessicadegen8433]

Hay if you don't want Adrian, I'll take him. He's my favorite of the bunch (along with Benedict cause for some reason I find the fact he stole the Mona Lisa and Declaration Of Independence funny)

[@GreenForestASMR]

Hahaha

[@kamakiriisabean7059]

This truly is a deal you can't refuse.

[@GreenForestASMR]

indeed

[@amberg4131]

Kinda wish the salesman was a yandere who heard you were coming and quickly took out the sales person to get closer to you..or* enter yandere stuff here*[=

[@jessicadegen8433]

Who knows, maybe it did happen. You never know 😂

[@GreenForestASMR]

I'm glad you enjoyed the audio

[@Diana-wt4ny]

I’ve heard this script before but I still love hearing it again when done well. Great job!

[@GreenForestASMR]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@jessicadegen8433]

Did you hear the one where the guy sounds so bored and is literally just done with his job and all the yandereness Think it was the original but not sure 😅

[@jessicadegen8433]

I was wrong. Its a vid called Going To The Yandere Store

[@Diana-wt4ny]

@@jessicadegen8433 That one was a good one as well. 🙂

[@Lovelydiamond500]

I freaking love willing listeners yes!

[@GreenForestASMR]

Good

[@Dark_Will_Find_You2]

"The sack that has my lunch in it" BOI WHY DO YOU PUT YOUR LUNCH IN A SACK??? I- WHY!? My big sister senses are tempted to make a proper lunch in an actual clean bag.

[@GreenForestASMR]

It's all I had

[@jaelayumigarcia707]

Need a part two where salesman is lovey dovey with us

[@GreenForestASMR]

You'll have to text the creator about that

[@jennifersenenko6755]

totally agree

[@jessicadegen8433]

WAIT!! What if there's only the one yandere but he has multiple personalities and is trying to figure out which one we prefer?!

[@GreenForestASMR]

I'm not sure

[@multifandomCass]

Oh the urge to write another part where it's revealed the speaker is one of the level 10 yanderes he's just really good at hiding it-

[@GreenForestASMR]

I hope you liked the video!

[@zuzzanu]

"he did leave that knife on my bedside table..." What-

[@GreenForestASMR]

Yep

[@jessicadegen8433]

I still wish there was a script for each yandere so we could choose one. I like em all (except the dragon killer. Fuck him)

[@GreenForestASMR]

I agree

[@Koko-ro8wv]

CAT APPROVED I've been waiting for you to do this one!!

[@GreenForestASMR]

Hope you like it!

[@amberg4131]

"Knives are bad for lives"? Or for wives? Lol

[@GreenForestASMR]

Yep

[@billie-jv5ll]

If this service was real, i'd give them an address to some abandoned town in the middle of nowhere

[@GreenForestASMR]

Fair

[@billie-jv5ll]

@@GreenForestASMR they get one call each week

[@multifandomCass]

Also this just reminds me of adopting a yandere I don't know why it does it just does. It's been awhile since I've listened to an audio of that series thougg

[@GreenForestASMR]

thank you!

[@kamakiriisabean7059]

I am still eating CHEEZ IT and drinking Diet Coke. I would prefer regular Coke, but I don't want to drink my calories.

[@GreenForestASMR]

fair

[@J...M]

Hey so um sooo you woludnt mind spilling the adress😊 RIGHT👹

[@GreenForestASMR]

Sure it's..

[@J...M]

@@GreenForestASMR 🤭 dont be shy

[@aanacaxi.namoral]

Peguei 15 vírus diferentes só com o título 😔😔😔😔 agora meu histórico é só do Greem

[@GreenForestASMR]

as it should!

[@FectoMemoria]

Can you please do a Yandere Space Pirate x Insecure Listener file?

[@GreenForestASMR]

I wouldn't even know where to begin 😂

[@BlondiIsAlive]

Gimme another pARTTTTTTT

[@GreenForestASMR]

you'll have to talk the creator about that