[M4A] You’ve Finally Been Kidnapped By a Yandere [Extremely Willing Listener] [Confused Yandere]

Ever since you started listening to yandere genre ASMR you’ve been hoping one day that you will get kidnapped by one. One day you wake up in a basement just like you’ve been dreaming of for a while and your captor is stunned at how accepting you are of them. Perhaps you’re a bit too accepting.
The original script was written by u/MattyestMatt over on reddit
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[@MattyestMatt]

You spoil me Jupiter :) Thank you so much for filling another one of my scripts! You did a great job as always, keep up the great work!

[@lamipurpure7992]

Lmfao yes, gimme that sweet sweet "joke's on you, I'm INTO that shit"

[@sophiechillhill6243]

YAAASS

[@lamarasawyer850]

Please tell me that phrase is on a t-shirt 😂

[@midariyukishima3804]

"Are you crazy!?" Most likely yes. "Your insane!" I know.

[@Midnight-xf5od]

Same😅

[@Dark_Will_Find_You2]

Him: **Is practically questioning us why we're like this** Me: **Laughs in trauma and very low self esteem** you wouldn't wanna know

[@_..Sock.._914]

Sock hug 🫂

[@sarahcoleman9927]

"Yandere deletes your game saves" Me: "OH SOMEBODY BOUTTA GET HURT "

[@multifandomCass]

I hate that script with a passion

[@aurorawhit7848]

A YANDERE CALLING US INSANE AND CRAZY IS JUST- I LOST IT🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@crapporoniandchezze8338]

I actually chuckled and said "What the fuck?" aloud after hearing him read out the search history, before remembering that's definitely stuff I'd have watched before.

[@あきら知世]

If I was a yandere and the person I kidnapped because I love them was genuinely happy to be with me even though I kidnap them I wouldn't think that's creepy it's exactly what I wanted lol

[@Ash-hj4dk]

Him: what is wrong with u Me: trauma lots of trauma

[@JupiterVA]

Have this hug 🤗

[@Nympho4Hire]

Yup this would be me, even the psycho think I'm psycho 😐 Face hurt from laughing at only 2min in.

[@Midnight-xf5od]

Same I am probably a psycho and I might be a yandere too not sure though

[@MochiFowl_4412]

“How do you know I love you?” If you didn’t love me and planned on killing me you wouldn’t give me cutesy little nicknames like ‘darling’. And besides I’ve listened to enough ASMRs to know where this is going

[@softlofi_]

Listener knows what shes doing tho, free water, food, home... she doesn't even have to move a finger. I knew she was a smarta$$ :D

[@Kuroos_Biceps]

Thats what I was thinking lmao

[@kthedragon7824]

Goooooooo y/n get it Woooop wooooooop

[@jelly-average-gatcha2183]

Yes why I would be ok with being kidnapped by a yandere 😌

[@pumpkinybiatch]

*they

[@IEatPeople.]

*they

[@kenmasnintendou]

Him : h- how do u know I love you? 🤨 Me : Boy *I'm EXPERT* ✋🏻✨ Hello there~😊✨ Thank you for your hard work Jupiter 😊✨ And please take care u guys💓✨

[@uncreativeusername4181]

Bruh this scenario is too accurate from listening to yandere asmrs before i sleep to wanting to be tied up

[@cucumber7199]

Cucumber App‎‎roved

[@mars-re7wh]

Can I shove-

[@ltus1424]

"So.. you listen to this before going to sleep at night?" Me: very much EVERY night

[@aurorawhit7848]

“What’s a yandere?” *looks into the camera like The Office*

[@sirsqueeps4742]

Lmao imagine an audio where the Yandere speaker gets so weirded out by the listener that the listener ends up holding them hostage instead

[@elsombero1747]

7:17 "hey, the world is a cruel place. I would be rather restrained than going out into the wild and get infected with an certain virus.."

[@maxybear1268]

*Jupiter thinking I'm weird for liking yanderes* Me: you decided to kidnap me-

[@milowagner1667]

"How do you know I'm in love with you?" You left a dead bird outside my window like a cat.

[@wonderingactors274]

Oh honey. People are into strange things. 🐺✅ Even the dog know that’s true

[@uprtr-um7ng]

NO, NOT THE POOR INNOCENT DOGGO

[@haileyedwards3386]

Who's crazier someone who shows their crazy side or someone that can hide it from others?

[@reganh5223]

Definitely someone who can hide it.

[@incognitospaghet1452]

Yandere:You’re everything I’ve always wanted! Us: yes yes finnaly! Yandere:…man I wanted you to struggle a little bit…

[@22PurpleBrains]

* casually pulls out a reverse uno card *

[@choneybunch103]

Ofcourse this is a public script and I already heard it from other asmr boyfriend but wow... YOU GUYS NAILED IT😭❤💃

[@NoNo-mr4qd]

Same, and they nailed perfectly! :)

[@jasper_tw]

Who was the other one

[@choneybunch103]

@@jasper_tw I forgot who was it coz I have 400 boyfriend asmr...

[@choneybunch103]

But let me find it for you if you want

[@choneybunch103]

@@jasper_tw It's Duvet VA

[@nicolewolfcry7408]

Okay I'm not fully through it but if he kicks her out like the last one who figured out the girl was into it I'm gonna cry lol.

[@zhyxnw2005]

wait why would they kick the girl out ✋️😭 i thought yandere's gon be happy if their future bae likes them back AHSHAHAHAAH, sir u kidnapped the girl why would u be weirded out if they like this kind of stuff

[@clockworkchan2530]

Finally, an audio that speaks to me on a spiritual level

[@GenAqua]

If you ever saw my watch history or playlist, you'd know I was into yandere guys big time. This is soooooo relatable to me.

[@thelistener7750]

"Why are you excited?" Me: "lets say you've lift a burden off of my shoulders that I've been carrying for years" *ngl, yanderes irl are terrfifying. But fanasty yanderes are okay*

[@choneybunch103]

**sees the title** YEYYYY FINALLY💃🏃‍♀

[@HighlandHellboy]

My brain is melting at how meta this is ROFL, loved it

[@SC234]

"You're insane!" Yes true, because I'm a simp :)

[@bluefiregammerdot9513]

Him:I still love them but this is just so creepy. Me: really just really

[@shotaaizawa998]

No no no but I’m not mentally ill for wanting someone to kidnap me okay. Think about it, if someone kidnaps me, I literally won’t have to have to do taxes, I’ll get unlimited affection from them and I’m very clingy, and plus who like socializing (not me) so this is perfect for me😍

[@SC234]

Gold digger 👀

[@shotaaizawa998]

@@SC234 I’m not a gold digger I just hate socializing

[@witchcraftandarson9466]

“What’s wrong with you?” Me- everything 🙂

[@kurono122]

So even though the appeal of yanderes is the pure, unconditional love despite flaws, the lesson for the day is, even yanderes have conditions-

[@Sheki.]

Okay you captured EXACTLY how I would act in this situation

[@mergirl2468]

This had me laughing! 100% me in that situation.

[@maxandruby8792]

"what the hell is all this" lmao meeeeeeeeee sir i feel like this is genuinely how this would play out

[@aurorawhit7848]

HE CAME FOR ALL OF HIS SUBSCRIBERS IN THIS AUDIO 🤣🤣❤️❤️ I LOVE IT SM

[@RickYRageRiss]

*Ah how the turns have tabled*

[@laziip]

"what the hell is wrong with you?!" Says the kidnapper

[@Vanniemarsh69]

Daily reminder!! Take care of yourself And I luv you ☺ Hope you have a great day!! But if you have a bad day..stay strong and hopefully things get better Thank you for the asmr!

[@calicovalkyrie3080]

Not the KZbin history I- 😂

[@bluefiregammerdot9513]

Him:you whanted to be kidnapped what's whrong with you. Me: the long and short of it everything

[@thehelltaker8820]

I LOVE IT. Hope you have a great day/night, Jupiter Pancakes 🥞

[@bluebird1914]

This feels like the start of a sitcom and I love it.

[@PeanutbutterHobgoblin]

... We all just got called out... Also, that is my history and this is probably how I would act to be honest.

[@DreamingDove]

Man I love confusing the heck out of people 😅

[@pheonixspark8314]

Finally someone who understands me!!!

[@terrifiedpossum2335]

Fun fact: you can pay someone to kidnap you

[@JupiterVA]

Sounds like a script idea right there

[@terrifiedpossum2335]

@@JupiterVA don’t be shy write it

[@quillmorningstar8713]

Not really legally kidnapping anymore if you consent to the entire thing. Also, make sure to have safe words and take breaks! (That sounded better in my mind, ngl.)

[@bluefiregammerdot9513]

Him:your crazy Me:yeah basically

[@cheeseinabag7627]

"I didn't kidnap you..I adopted you."

[@Süßmulle_Cardl]

Lmao this is so hilarious and well done 🤣

[@secretaccount4231]

hey Jupiter sacrificed a different asmr for this 🤪💚

[@colorscheme9859]

Listener, well, needs therapy, but I respect not wanting to pay rent.

[@colorscheme9859]

..I relate more to the yandere than listener the further it goes. I mean I love horror of fucking course, but. Listener IS the horror aspect here.

[@_lolz_vamusic53]

Jupiter: "How did you know I love you?" Me: "Because I'm smart asf"

[@sorenschuch518]

Yay! Another excellent ASMR from JupiterVA

[@24packofcrayolabrandcrayon74]

*deletes my game saves* Me: I know I'm a crayon box but I'm bout to lime someone in chalk

[@alexmarks218]

Him: you wanted to be kidnapped what is wrong with you. Me: my s***y home life, lack of affection, lack of friends, and not to mention my depression anxiety and autism

[@drawingowls3523]

Oh how the turntables

[@reward2745]

"You want me to look at your youtube history?" NO! Oh gosh this listener is bold but NO!

[@l3xi..was..f0und18]

How do u actually have my search history..... HOW DO U HAVE MY SEARCH HISTORY

[@R0TT3N_TWIX]

Wait solar systems planets now have youtube!? No one told me about this????

[@yooniverse9130]

"No I have no reason to punish you darling you haven't done anything wrong" Me: *breaks the cup near me* Oops now you have to punish me

[@thesimpforgirlsss7732]

*simp vibes* YES THIS GIVE ME THE SIMP VIBES

[@Khushi3228]

Him: "you love when I tied you up?" Me:" yes coz I'm most replaceable person in my whole life, noone wants me, everyone gets bored of me easily in 2-3 months, every friend and family member of mine wants me to die 😭😭that's why I love yanderes Idc abt yanderes handsomness or money or anything just want someone loyal who loves only me 😭😭😭😭"

[@daisy_the_weirdo]

You : "YOU'RE insane!" Me : I'm insane for you!~

[@mars-re7wh]

Please this made my mood go 📈📈📈. because I have school in 3 days and I have separation anxiety with my brother ( their pronouns are they/them) and I daydream a lot(I'm, not a maladaptive daydreamer because I can't picture things) so im so scared that I will get bullied

[@NoNo-mr4qd]

Lol I would be screaming those things 😌💅 🤸‍♀️🕳️

[@tall._.friend9983]

Listener: Screaming with joy and make conversation with him Me an introvert/anti-social person who's to scared to even talk to other people or be near another person I also try not to make eye contact.

[@skylar1905]

Yandere: You wanted to get kidnapped? Me: yes! Yandere: what is wrong with you! O-O

[@azurey5067]

On my knees rn my hands are behind me go ahead im willing ajsbsk

[@Deleted__account____]

Finally?ARE WE CRAZY OR WHAT 💀

[@ChaoticMarko]

2:40 Too real man 💀 Too real 💀💀💀

[@NoNo-mr4qd]

Yes yes yes.

[@Sun_need_therapy]

" your insane! " You stalked me but just realized thats? 🤣

[@Sun_need_therapy]

Also, of course im happy ya kidnapped me like free food, no More work, a best friend for life, a house. I mean who could say no to thats!

[@sophiechillhill6243]

YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS JUST YAAASSS I LOVE THESEEEE GIMME MOREEE YOU'RE SO AWESOMEE

[@l3xi..was..f0und18]

Me: YES I'M FINALLY KIDNAPPED

[@hyperBluereject]

Yandere does what, my GAME SAVES?! WHO

[@Khushi3228]

Only people here in this comment section understand each other feelings and why we lonely people are into this stuff 😭😭

[@R0selyne]

Free water ,free food a home this is perfect for me oh yeah and a boyriend this is to perfect😃

[@rubensnderstrup-granquist2995]

This is the most realistic scenario

[@Asmo_starlight]

“ I didn’t kidnap you . I adopted you “. That’s what my parents said

[@littlesugarplum5170]

WAIT THIS IS MY HISTORY, YO WHAT-

[@kthedragon7824]

I had a ex yandere partner one's, they wormed into my life and scarmd out of it I'm a very cold person by nature, so boring them was easy and bam boom gone.

[@templarhayward4054]

Well that plan didn't work plan B is a go

[@Chaos_Incarnet]

"Are you crazy?" I do watch people play yandere visual novels. So yeah, I might be.

[@randomchaos69]

I feel a bit called out XD

[@noiceboi952]

Hey, you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right?

[@multifandomCass]

"What is wrong with you?" Me: Do you want to try and play therapist to try and comprehend my mental health and the stuff I've been through or you want the generalization cause that's depression, anxiety, ADHD, daddy issues, and trauma

[@Womp_womp.to.you_]

Glad this is m4a :D

[@bunnie7571]

“ you want me to look at your yt history “ NO NO NO SUSBIWB IEEJRJD

[@ILoveJohnnyGat]

Sorry i was just excited to have someone love me so much they'd do anything for me and it's completely unconditional no matter how many flaws I had and they'd pay attention to me all the time instead of ignoring me and mistreating me because I'm not good enough so i felt all that pain turn into happiness as i realized someone went out of their way to keep me and claim me as theirs with loyalty, love and attention without it being too much to ask for. Sorry luv, didn't mean to make you feel i was weird

[@blossom4327]

Listen dude, just give me food and games. then we have a deal

[@mars-re7wh]

I KNOW I SHOULD BE DONE WITH THE VIDEO BUT I HAD TO VENT ON A KZbin COMMENT SECTION AND I HAVE TO TAKE A 10 MINUTE BREAK EVERY SECOND BC IM SQUEALING (sorry neighbors)

[@elfriededoring4371]

Jupiter you actuly exposed me😅😂

[@Yvone_Sylv]

LMO THATS MY YT HISTORY THO- ONFG-💀💀

[@kawaikun176]

you.... you think im creepy? well that hurts a bit

[@uprtr-um7ng]

THE DUDE ON THE THUMBNAIL LOOKS LIKE KAZOO KID LMAO