Hotel Sleepover Mukbang

[@mady5062]

Martin holds his food in his cheek like a chipmunk just so his ass can keep talking

[@milkamoussse]

HAHA WHATTT

[@rokzlewa]

THIS IS KILLING MEEEEE 😭😭😭

[@jessjan127]

INSANE 😭😭

[@anaislong7779]

EXACTLY

[@jamilah9771]

LMAOOOO

[@jayhouke]

hamzah freaking out about martins speedo is so funny

[@jayhouke]

and martin defending himself 💀💀💀

[@des.mezzzz]

He looks like would own one

[@pretty.in.blue.]

lets just go back, lets just go back😥😥

[@user-uo2ww2co4s]

martin being met with a straight white albertan man right when he stepped out in the speedo was actually the worst thing ever i thought he was gonna get called a slur

[@nanamijoon]

THAT MADE ME WANT TO CRY YOU CAN'T SCRIPT THIS SHIT

[@hadopado]

When

[@EricShun7777]

@@hadopado 43:55

[@mysweetlithoniaa]

“my body is tea, theirs is coffee” Martin is so quick with it i love it

[@birdie7910]

He ate with that ngl

[@solrubyx]

i prefer drew philip's line: "body is spoiled milk and boba"

[@damefrijoles]

@@solrubyx”body is tea. bitch your boba” 😭😭😭😭 i love drew omg

[@madnarn69]

Frrr

[@p0lar_bear]

lmnao

[@mangoooo55]

genuinely had to fight back tears every time they interacted with real people

[@pomegranate594]

i felt real physical pain

[@bigfrankoceanfan]

had to skip the interaction with the receptionist im sorry i couldn’t do it

[@Shannynoon]

When martin was talking to a guy with only his speedos was unbearable but I made it through

[@xiyulos]

@@bigfrankoceanfani just did that right now

[@funnybirdlol]

it triggers my flight or fight

[@soob127]

martin is so fearless like who the hell wears a speedo 😭

[@matty_daddy]

Yeah he’s got like 0 social anxiety, kind of inspiring tbh

[@daniel_sek]

it's the croatian influence

[@dylanbryan5201]

Martin would be the type to wear a speedo 😭😭😭

[@4can]

Hamzah being so distressed by being with Martin while he’s in a Speedo is so me I could feel the anxiety 😭

[@punqs]

I was getting so embarrassed I had to keep pausing😭

[@zimbo1240]

hamzah and martin existing out in public evokes such a visceral reaction inside of me, second-hand embarrassment doesn't truly encapsulate it. watching martin check into the hotel was similar to watching a nature documentary containing the most graphic and soul-crushing scenes--it's uncomfortably fascinating, and it sticks with me no matter how badly i want to forget

[@spudlvr005]

those damn speedos..

[@churro9838]

martin almost taking off the robe in the public area made me have to take a breather

[@luanarodrigues9271]

I thought i was the only one i genuinely covered my ears when he was asking about the anniversary i couldnt do it idk what’s wrong with me😭😭

[@Fitzle]

Martin in the speedo though 😍😍😍

[@churro9838]

@@Fitzle girl STAND UP😞

[@marina-pl6rj]

"youre doing the fastest cashier i know youre just shaking" KILLED MEEEEEE

[@hellokitty6788]

sameee fav part

[@ayeeitsjocy]

“My body is tea, theirs is coffee” so true

[@swaguchiha3508]

time stamp? 🥹

[@yeah5983]

@@swaguchiha350840:37!!!

[@Aubrey_655]

⁠@@swaguchiha3508 40:36

[@kunpunko]

in references to some kids im crying😭

[@SparrowFire1]

sometimes things get too intimate and i feel like im third wheeling

[@macherfarfan1435]

Real

[@bobduncan9504]

this is probably how mandy feels😭😭

[@JadieGadie]

For real like…are we interrupting something here?😳

[@zhxh1ie]

Literally…

[@krameel9644]

so true

[@pixiedust6347]

hamzah packing his bag with patrick bateman american psycho level hygiene while martin packed a single plastic bag with deodorant and a toothbrush is so funny to me

[@ilya4524]

44:00 "what's going on there dude" this one physically hurt me

[@mack9742]

hiding in the comments rn

[@ceciliaaflores]

The way he just stood there after LMAO

[@ibreatheoxyjin]

I don’t think I’ve ever had such strong second hand embarrassment

[@hi-rb9xk]

No seriously I ran straight to the comments just for this ITS SO EMBARRASSING TO WATCHH

[@sophia44404]

lol he sounded so Canadian too🤣

[@olivia-ml9jh]

hamzas ‘hairbrush’ being a pet hair brush is sending me😭

[@torinoobz]

esp his cats old hair brush.. (peter that passed away)

[@KOmyself]

@@torinoobzreally…aww

[@sharka8353]

Thats why he got alopecia bro😢

[@michaelceraweed]

read this wrong before i started watching the video and thought this meant that he had a hairbrush as a pet

[@lydia9000]

@@michaelceraweedHAHAHHA

[@rianna_banana]

Martin has anxiety but he’s the one using the phone and wearing a Speedo. Much strength there

[@jojo_danielle]

exposure therapy

[@cupofteeth]

anxiety for everything but what u should have anxiety for i respect it

[@giulianapoblacion6665]

the heavy breathing while they were eating the slugger LMAO

[@katelynl8095]

24” slugger*

[@mijochi03]

I’m not exaggerating, this is the funniest video you’ve ever posted

[@Jessicasjjsjdndc]

Literally i was fuckinf dying 😭😭

[@whereisechoo]

Frrr😭

[@ryanzb8076]

my stomach hurts😭😭

[@leena1138]

Real😭

[@lylamonroe1948]

Yes bro omg

[@greenfruitsnack]

38:56 I had to physically pause and just die for a second when I saw him get on that bike in that cursed speedo😭

[@atrexvi]

DUDE ITS 5AM I HAD TO COVER MY MOUTH AND HOLD BACK TEARS 😭

[@alexxx532]

“virgins do have forests usually down there” is a wild ass comment 😭😭😭

[@milkamoussse]

Bye

[@beanvvv]

😭

[@brianarosas7223]

bro it’s okay bro it’s just dark humor bro

[@brianarosas7223]

@@mreb1123 13:33

[@jcrose3]

It's ok to embrace the bush

[@hyunmelody]

they’ve spent the past few videos doing kawaii anime girl voices so they wanted to prove they still do manly things

[@bathfrog]

the manly thing in question being them downing the 24 inch slugger…

[@purple_ray88]

lol

[@Xochh222]

44:00 ¨whats going on there ,dude" IMAGINE the guy literally was just trying to get in his room and all he sees is a random ass guy with a red speedo on😭

[@Fifi_almond]

barefoot on hotel carpet 😭

[@edgarisnot]

i agree with this comment

[@edgarisnot]

martin looks good in a speedo 🤤

[@bronwend26]

and the way he just walked into the room while the guy was still talking to him 💀💀

[@edgarisnot]

this comment is so fricking cool

[@Alexa-ky7lj]

One BED? ANNIVERSARY? ON PRIDE MONTH?! this is masterful queerbaiting.

[@rawrsomecanine2877]

[master]full queer[baiting] rn

[@alexisfuentes1865]

No literally I saw the one bed and was like “they’re never beating the allegations”

[@wesleysth3ory]

@@rawrsomecanine2877LMMMAAAAAAAAOO

[@hana1963]

which could mean nothing…

[@baldgalriri]

​@@rawrsomecanine2877 😢 mandy is the other woman

[@slxxtq]

Throwing all the leftovers in one box is so 2 men having a sleepover core

[@milkamoussse]

ABBY

[@slxxtq]

@@milkamoussse yess luv Abby 4ever

[@bbadbitxhclub]

Using a cat brush for ur hair AND carpet is not even crazy it’s ASTRONOMICAL😭😭

[@Fxeye-ir9ck]

I KNOW

[@rylanepstein]

the four minutes of just hotdog eating sounds felt like a punishment

[@deliciousdan227]

are you kidding me, more like a friggin present

[@justapak_]

youre a horrible person for what you did on that island

[@rylanepstein]

@@justapak_ checkmate.

[@justapak_]

@@rylanepstein you can never escape what you did, geoff engelstein

[@d44ra]

ok but martins body is actually tea like that waist is crazy

[@micielm]

LITERALLY!! body is tea not coffee

[@ateezcrack]

skinny queen

[@taysty]

hamzah calling him very hairy…

[@Slushyslushsluh]

16:39 Martin IMMEDIATELY checking his lips after Hamzah said "we can tell"😭😭 im crying dawg i love yall so much

[@oscarselbows4237]

44:02 “what’s going on there dude” im actually crying

[@Stoppplayin]

And he told them the pool is broken😭😭😭

[@lylamonroe1948]

I can’t I started crying out of laughter

[@maxine5117]

This is what Jack and ennis did on their fishing trips in brokeback mountain

[@maeish9471]

5:20 😭

[@bluelight_19]

slushy noobz mountain

[@macherfarfan1435]

Literally

[@monicanicole9765]

they are never beating the broke back mountain allegations 😭

[@arfbarkbark]

11:09

[@Lamia.s1025]

Hamzah panicking and just abandoning Martin to fend for himself when that guy saw him in the speedo 🤣🤣🤣

[@leocastrej0n]

martin will hold any employee of any establishment hostage in conversation i’m yelling 😭

[@Alexa-ky7lj]

The staff def think y'all fucking 😭😭😭 anniversary is crazy

[@skarrr2]

HELP IM GONNA SCREAMM

[@YuuYeaa]

😭😭

[@arfbarkbark]

the double bed as well LIKE 😭😭

[@haleybroussard4373]

" 7 inches is not mini! okay? " killed me lmaoooo

[@luxhjj]

"I think you packed smartly" starter pack: - empty pills container - cat brush - dentistry equipment - actual clock - necklace

[@Uglycatproductions]

“Necklace”

[@adventuretimelvr]

@@Uglycatproductions what is the necklace i dont get it

[@luxhjj]

@@adventuretimelvr cute dainty pendant on hamzahs neck of course

[@jessicamorrison6130]

@@adventuretimelvr it looked like anal beads...

[@enola-qp6kp]

@@adventuretimelvr beads

[@hanbinbbl]

0:34 THE SAYORI PHOTO HELP

[@mongvadep1628]

rest in peace

[@Hiraleth]

I LOVE IT SO MUCH THAT THEY DID THAT

[@Slushiestnoob]

Stop I burst out laughing

[@arivtm]

literally gagged me 😭😭

[@look4livi]

did my girl so dirty

[@yazmineingram6409]

Hamzah being embarrassed the funniest shi ever😭😭😭😭😭😭😭then martin getting caught in the speedo got my stomach hurtingggg like wtf😭

[@wolfhrds]

2:17 LMFAO that guy must be so confused when he use friend and anniversery in the same sentence helpme

[@johnsbanana7]

cause if someone told me that i wouldve thought they were partners or sm

[@Megasinjin]

martin’s voice when he was saying that annoyed me so much

[@analisa7525]

he definitely thought they were gonna get their *freak* on

[@KenSuro477]

@@Megasinjin? So mean

[@Megasinjin]

@@KenSuro477 i’m sorry vro it just gave me the ick

[@lexmarksthespot]

44:35 the first time Martin is actually scared & embarrassed 😭I CANTT

[@zyprexza]

these two are like the two kids in the back of class giggling and shit

[@wayne5824]

Sometimes I question my sanity when I see my reflection in my iPhone at the end of these videos

[@jojo_danielle]

😭😭😭

[@ribbityflapflap]

Me on the droid

[@piaycz]

4:46 HAMZAH FLASHING THEM IS KILLING ME

[@sparklecat99]

I wish I was there ☹️

[@whitechoclatespaceegg]

shoulda been me

[@A66882]

the stance i cant

[@wolfhrds]

AND THE LIGHT SHINING ON HIM AND MARTINS WOAHS BYE

[@jojo_danielle]

the music in the back 😭

[@glowvxn]

how was seeing you guys interact with people on shrooms easier than watching it happen while your sober 💀💀💀💀💀 PLEASE

[@julicity20]

Thisss😂😂

[@ryllee1049]

every time hamzah brings up breckie hill, an angel dies.

[@bigfrankoceanfan]

i’m the angel that dies💔

[@ryllee1049]

@@bigfrankoceanfan my condolences, me too 😔💔💔

[@thebeesknees8420]

@@bigfrankoceanfanI feel u😭😔

[@guaguapisimia]

maybe his taste will develop soon… (i’m dying inside)

[@ryllee1049]

@@guaguapisimia we get closer each day (please god i can’t take it anymore)

[@margaridaa23]

13:51 jealousy creeps up on him as his hopes for a bonding moment are collapsed at a sudden enemy's intrusion

[@Haiser-sr6rp]

The face fr

[@gabriellefortune8829]

Literally 😭

[@SN0WY5T4R]

the other woman😢

[@Leangut4315]

Then the “with a guy” play Im fuckin dead

[@zodiAAAHHH]

"its hard being the other woman when youre not a woman 💔💔😔" - tracy martel

[@malveenahussain1482]

47:03 literally has the same energy as boys crafting a birthday gift for their moms with whatever random assortment of shit they find around the house

[@hanbinbbl]

11:09 "why did that do something to me" martin is so real for that

[@leslih12]

LMAO

[@aryxa]

hamzah breaking the sound barrier from being excited is crazy

[@aniiyah5600]

LMFAOAOOAOA

[@lexipeake7017]

love how they had the opportunity for two beds and they opted for one

[@milliejasmine]

The spedos on the bike SENT me omg

[@g0recrypt]

the one bed trope

[@jayhouke]

14:50 i love that hamzah just admitted he uses a cat brush on his hair like normal that’s so silly

[@giovannamilesi4297]

no i actually can’t tell if it was a bit or not like thats so random 😭😭

[@jayhouke]

@@giovannamilesi4297 i didn’t even process that part might be a bit i just assumed he was being fr lmaoo

[@ipuhstickeronmycarrier7305]

i’m shocked he smokes cigarettes (or maybe that’s where he stores his blunts idk)

[@Sara-ww6jf]

​@@ipuhstickeronmycarrier7305 well that is kinda not new

[@armpitjuiice]

not only is it a cat brush but he also used it on the carpet 😂😂😂

[@jorgegenovese4167]

0:00 the suffering ends 47:42 the suffering begins once again

[@jayhouke]

real

[@griffgirl24]

Switch it around please

[@alexwriston]

@@griffgirl24 disliked this comment

[@griffgirl24]

@@alexwriston thumbs up!

[@lily-of-the-valley-lover]

@@griffgirl244one hater over here gang 🎉

[@sarahyang5683]

"wait virgins do have forests down there" IS CRAAAAZYYYYYYYYYY martin is the funniest person alive ong

[@christenmgbokwere1883]

hamzah's face when mandy called martin

[@favowite]

THAT HAD ME CRYING

[@SIushyDrowning]

40:40 Martin crying from laughing so much was honestly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[@phoebenook6319]

i convinced myself that they were normal irl but hearing Martin tell the receptionist theyre having a boys night slumber party has got me worried

[@catisabat3458]

34:04 “hi fattie” IM CRYINGG

[@BALLTONGU3]

Hello aro profile picture

[@callycunningham01]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@plaguedocter4791]

Aro I lobe you

[@jeffbuckley__]

@@BALLTONGU3will graham

[@sens1tivethug]

his hand wave 😭😭😭

[@linqv]

the way they keep repeating the 24” inch slugger is insane

[@Slushyslushsluh]

40:32 "My body is tea, theirs is coffee" Martin I can't breathe

[@giigglebot]

i was slushy deprived thank u for uploading when i need u guys the most..

[@supercat772]

“my body is tea theirs is coffee”😭😭😭😭😭

[@nohelysanchez148]

KILLED ME

[@emofbi4935]

33:46 them getting sassy with siri killed me

[@lucam139]

😭😭😭

[@Blu3st4r371]

Martin knew damn well he wasn’t going to actually swim like that😭 with the kids around 💀

[@khushi-qs6jy]

he def wouldn’t have actually lmaoo

[@Thelofispt2]

I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

[@leejjjjjjj1]

this was the funniest slushy noobz video i have seen yet 😭😭😭😭😭

[@beryvroke]

16:47 the way martin IMMEDIATELY started touching his lips after hamzah said he could tell that martin doesnt use aquaphor😭😭

[@slushynoobzfan7]

this is freaking slushtastic!

[@mewsyl]

40:40 the little sparkle in their eyes while they were prank calling was so cute ☹️

[@emstual]

i think getting a hotel room together is significantly worse than sleeping at eachothers places

[@hibuhhhh67]

44:02 LMFAOO I CANT BREATHEE THE GUY SAYING THAT

[@rosetab612]

i literally recoiled 😭😭😭

[@braydendawe4474]

in the most canadian way possible

[@m1aw1a]

what did he say i cant hear 😭

[@Chiwaaashere]

@@m1aw1a”what’s going on there dude” 😭😭😭

[@shaylasantana8566]

Martin almost puking up all 24 inches of slugger has me crying laughing 😭😭😭😭

[@angiemaries]

The man talking to Martin in the hallway while in his speedo still has me crying 😭😭

[@salem4175]

Took that 24 inch slugger like a couple of champs!

[@slushynooblet]

i love watching these two women experience their lives together 🙏

[@areeba4178]

Martin is eating that butter chicken so whitely 😭 esp the way he’s trying to scoop up that rice w the naan for like 30 seconds straight 32:06

[@BIGLIPID]

the scooping took five years off my life 😭

[@bluberrylemonade]

whitely 😭😭😭😭😭

[@Perkalicious]

You know it’s a slushy noobz banger when they have a hotel sleepover hukbang

[@MarleneCisnerosYT]

Hello, Martin and Hamzah. I recently subscribed to your KZbin channel and binge-watched your videos all summer. You always seem to put a smile on my face or make me laugh out loud when everything else seems to be coming apart. You've become one of my favorite KZbinrs and a source of comfort and inspiration for me. I can proudly say that both of you are my heroes. You've also encouraged me to finally start my own KZbin channel and eventually publish videos I'm proud of, which I've wanted to do since I was a kid. I wish you both the greatest of success.

[@P3arlshinesonyou]

I lav ur name

[@jayhouke]

just now realizing the speedo is a whole DIFFERENT speedo from the one from the curaçao video like how many of those do you have martin 🤨🤨🤨

[@augustnicole4481]

idk bro he played waterpolo in high school AND college😭😭😭

[@trinity.hen07]

6:24 omg it’s like the start of a dead wife montage 🥺🥺🥺

[@damion8193]

LMFAOOOO

[@youcouldve]

CRYINGG

[@tate225]

IM DEAD 🤣

[@Cornflakegirl420]

Martin taking big bites of the slugger and talking is so fucking funny I can’t 😭

[@churronatic]

23:10 hamzah has never looked more flamboyant than that

[@minionsarebae2434]

I know he actually looks so good with that chain thing

[@jadenalexzandria4]

@@minionsarebae2434are those not anal beads????😭😭😭

[@ana_gzz]

HE LOOKS SO HOT😢

[@jenell3]

I read flamboyantly gay and agreed for a sec

[@lily5458]

😭😭

[@allisoncrawford4820]

Whenever they talk to anyone out in public, it brings a chill down my back.

[@ievakrumms]

was watching this and my mom asked if they were gay

[@jabriep813]

44:01 had to pause the video and go reconnect with nature after this

[@leahkg]

IM ACTUALLY PISSING MYSELF WHEN HAMZAH CLOSED THE DOOR ON MARTIN IM FUCKING CRYING

[@matildapalombo4926]

martin on the bike actually had tears running down my face

[@oddcore2737]

The pool interaction literally had me crying

[@SISTRESSYT]

13:53 hamzah’s reaction when he saw it was mandy LMAO

[@jojo_danielle]

OMG 💀

[@user-jp4io9bq4u]

29:06 why did martin freeze with his food in his mouth like that 😭

[@ickyvicky497]

8:09 why is Martin sitting like a ventriloquist doll 💀💀

[@mikeyautrey3427]

This comment😭😭😭

[@vaqna]

LMAOO

[@sofiamalin8519]

his posture is tea

[@Meg-yq5yz]

😭😭😭😭💀

[@kazorsoniylop]

​@@sofiamalin8519 no omg 😂

[@SIushyDrowning]

15:53 actually crying over this why was that so funny

[@octopuzzi]

27:32 the heavy breathing and the chewing.. wow this was really serious and intense

[@obs7rve]

23:15 bless hamzah for letting the curls out

[@heartbr3nds]

ik i was starving

[@sakujuice6461]

Help I can’t stop smiling I’m loving every second of this video

[@TT-bl4pz]

“my body is tea and there’s is coffee” PUT THAT ON MY MOMMA

[@kmspaint]

"girls go away you wont be interested anyway" "bag tour!!!"

[@desdemoneee]

the way i sensed this upload… loving my slushy neuralink

[@rroosun]

9:43 everyday i pray for mandy 🙏

[@chassityuu]

38:55 AW HELL NAW LOOK AT MY GYM INSTRUCTOR DAWG

[@monkeyfan37]

hamzah’s backpack is like hermione’s handbag but like if she was insane. lots of treasures. there was a loose fork in there too