I feel happy that everyone around the slushy noobz get quiet when they speak loudly. They care about the slushy noobers and allow us to hear Martin and hamzah better! Thank you ikea customers😊
@autt6568 Жыл бұрын
I read that in martins voice😢😢
@eiimmii11 ай бұрын
@@autt6568nah so did i😅
@her72 ай бұрын
paid acters🙄
@ytman-lq2mj20 күн бұрын
Nice
@justifyyu15 күн бұрын
LOL
@zozoyzoeb Жыл бұрын
martin reminds me of a petite gazelle
@heavenssentme Жыл бұрын
i get it completely ...
@goncastaneda5628 Жыл бұрын
Yeah and also gazelle from zootopia
@trashmagicsuperstar10 ай бұрын
@@goncastaneda5628i’m gazelle welcome to zootopia
@maya-hx7xf6 ай бұрын
I want to hear him say this in his voice, it would be so good
@whereamihelpme2 ай бұрын
SO TRUE😭😭😭😭
@milkman3994 Жыл бұрын
PERFECT video for my bedtime routine. Hope everyone had a lovely day
@dinjinsrowning7373 Жыл бұрын
I had an awful day milkman but whatever it’s not like you even care.
@milkman3994 Жыл бұрын
@@dinjinsrowning7373😢I care you
@zaratheworld Жыл бұрын
Literally brushing my teeth and washing my face rn
@claireparisien7163 Жыл бұрын
Thats legit exactly what i was thinking ahahaha
@antidrainer Жыл бұрын
RIIIGHTTT
@loudpacklynk Жыл бұрын
Notice how at 13:05 both Marvelous Martin and Handsome Hamzah take a bite in synchronization? They are intertwined
@fiaaafifi Жыл бұрын
this made me giggle
@fiaaafifi Жыл бұрын
W pfp
@mi1kyisapissbaby10 ай бұрын
LMAOO
@lasrie968910 ай бұрын
THE EMOJI?
@freddyfazbearboyfriend10 ай бұрын
their cycles are synced! ♡
@wildflowcr707 Жыл бұрын
martins fit is giving princess Diana off duty.🥰
@courtney6682Күн бұрын
She wears jeans crewneck and A Yankees hat ?
@lapvonas Жыл бұрын
this made me go to ikea. thank You slushy noobz for introducing your subscribers to small businesses ❤️
@Jelly67745 Жыл бұрын
The way Martin asks strangers the most random questions 😂😂
@araclarke7660 Жыл бұрын
This is the most I've laughed at one of your videos 10/10
@Tvkiddd Жыл бұрын
Yes they ate, literslly.
@amy_boo17 Жыл бұрын
i was working on my midterm essay, stressed as one would be. i was like little Dorothy with her red shoes wishing to go home…..except i was wishing for a slushy noobz upload and now here i am, and lets just say…..im happy as can be 😇
@KataunaSon Жыл бұрын
Not the two hand grip on the ikea ordering screen
@snoop.dogs.blunt.roller4 ай бұрын
thats the evolution of an ipad kid
@whereamihelpme2 ай бұрын
IM CRYINGGG
@mushiesmuggler9 ай бұрын
7:57 Martin is cracking me up “cause we’re allowed to”
@wallmart3628 Жыл бұрын
i need a slushy noobs x sinjin drowning collab!! love you boys
@fluffibunie Жыл бұрын
Hi wallmart
@Sarahbelac Жыл бұрын
sam3eee
@ionlyusethistosubscribe2770 Жыл бұрын
sinjin drowning kinda falafel me thinks
@fluffibunie Жыл бұрын
Shinjin did a drowning with hamza amongus
@Bekahhhshart Жыл бұрын
YOOO YESSSS THAT WOULD BE THE BESTTT
@meowfan123 Жыл бұрын
sassy men are taking over
@ameliapaschalljohnson6894 Жыл бұрын
I have been searching for some true down-to-earth KZbinrs for years and no-joke you guys are all that and a bag of chips!!😁😋🤩
@arielmp4 Жыл бұрын
i KNOW
@KOmyself Жыл бұрын
amelia earheat coconut crabs
@helengrugett Жыл бұрын
you should watch sinjin drowning !
@Perkalicious Жыл бұрын
You know it’s a Slushy noobs banger when they are vloging
@anna.f73 Жыл бұрын
this video had me laughing from start to finish, also some crying, some deep philosophical concepts thought about aswell. the slushy noobz are really crossing the boundaries. thanks guys
@itskisstime Жыл бұрын
i love this duo & all but hamza having his curls peaking out of his hat making a HEART made me extra happy
@7eyes4her Жыл бұрын
I SAW THATTTT it was so perfect
@ncthcly9 ай бұрын
wait when !!
@yagi5394 ай бұрын
@@ncthclysomewhere at minute 5 i think
@yagi5394 ай бұрын
@@ncthcly 5:34
@hindswesi6955 Жыл бұрын
Thank you… These two young boys really showed me how this generation actually is… No obscene language, or acting like hooligans… Good watch, thank you boys…
@maeveomall Жыл бұрын
hey hamzah remember in the minecraft video when you said to martin that ikea isn't a good place to get mattresses....? because,,wow now look who is at ikea and laying in them and relaxing and smiling hmmm.....
@SlushyNoobz Жыл бұрын
ok chill
@tuma27035 ай бұрын
@@SlushyNoobzlike it’s not that deep 😭😭😭
@ty4thefries5 ай бұрын
@@tuma2703they’re joking😭
@diana-yw9eb2 ай бұрын
@@tuma2703its a joke be fr
@marlena627Ай бұрын
@@tuma2703ok and you didn't really did to need to comment ok not that deep man
@d3v631 Жыл бұрын
i find the slushy noobz so comforting because i know that as long as you exist i have good friends somewhere in the world 🌎
@khadeejahabu-bakr68644 ай бұрын
literally :( :) true
@luckysailor8962 Жыл бұрын
Been looking forward to this since I heard about it on the podcast. The editing at 5:38 was very scary, I guess cause it’s October and Halloween is coming up. Keep up the good work boys😸👍
@sadie159 Жыл бұрын
16:31 Hamzah immediately embarrassed
@standay6 Жыл бұрын
the way you two share your food is so beautiful 🙏🏼
@khadijasarr438 Жыл бұрын
I'm sitting here fermenting, watching Slushy Noobz.
@wateryoutalkinbout Жыл бұрын
i’m so glad i heard about this upload on the Out of Character podcast! i’ve been waiting for you noobs to post it 😆
@lavender927 Жыл бұрын
the perfectly synced bite at 13:04 is so silly
@griffgirl24 Жыл бұрын
The boys do asmr - hushy noobz😂 The boys fight - slushy feuds 😢 The boys become political commentators - slushy news 😅 The boys review toilets - flushy noobz😊 The boys make an onlyfans - sl**ty dudes 😁 haha just kidding I got more where that came from haha 😅 hugs and kisses
@ashleymendoza0626 ай бұрын
the boys got some bosoms- busty noobz 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@4CK3RM4N.6 ай бұрын
@@pidars12 griffgirl24 happy and enjoying life and commenting more funny comments on slushynoobz videos
@rachelcained3 ай бұрын
slushy fueds made me giggle outg loud
@evilwhiteboy Жыл бұрын
martin was literally written by a woman 💓💓
@KOmyself Жыл бұрын
a woman with brain damage❤
@cymone8 Жыл бұрын
LMFAOOAAOO @@KOmyself
@yoongisreligiouslistener5367 Жыл бұрын
Frrr
@ncthcly9 ай бұрын
@@KOmyselfLMFAOOO
@SpiderMan-v9c8 ай бұрын
Nah when women write men you get those episode characters
@doghuman4270 Жыл бұрын
It's so great to see Slushy Noobz supporting small businesses in times of financial hardship! Thank you Slushy Noobz!
@jimenaalvarado54349 ай бұрын
Hamzah looked so good doing those pull ups
@stellixz22606 ай бұрын
martin talks like a zoo guide
@addie8190 Жыл бұрын
Sat down to have a mukbang of my own on this cold london morning, but I was dumbfounded to see the slushynoobz were kind enough to keep me company and share their ikea balls with me on such a drizzly day. 🎉I slushed! I admit!
@bothcry Жыл бұрын
omg when hamzah literally begged martyfart for food... omg tears literaly tears came down my eye.. literaly
@mulpic Жыл бұрын
Wow.. the way Martin looks at Hamster at 26:49 must be what true love and friendship looks like...😍😍😅😅 if you guys ever stop being such great pals I might explode;🤯🤯😱😱😭😭Thanks for the video, it made me slush.
@tjponzz12925 ай бұрын
at 5:39 you can really see the hard work hamzah puts into his editing
@jdbatin Жыл бұрын
hi hamzah hi martin im so excited to watch this while im eating so it feels like im with you guys
@lovefromava9 ай бұрын
Martin talking to mandy at 5:09 is the sweetest thing ever what ?! like the 'i thought they were for the bedroom, no?' is so sweet
@cat-yk1qs Жыл бұрын
"a lot of you guys have been noticed in the comments down below" 😡 all talk.
@SlushyNoobz Жыл бұрын
hush
@cat-yk1qs Жыл бұрын
@@SlushyNoobzhow about you finish school..
@hunnypoo Жыл бұрын
beans greens potato tomato lamb chicken grains YOU NAME IT 12:04
@joeleo1 Жыл бұрын
guilty as charged! classic hamzah loves keeping up with the ikea food trends almost as much as he loves keeping up with the kardashians! 😂
@gabbykingmusic Жыл бұрын
sinjin drowning if they were brothers. kalynn is hamzah and weston is martin obviously
@monkeyfan376 ай бұрын
i think they’re both weston
@gabbykingmusic6 ай бұрын
@@monkeyfan37 the more they evolve the more they become the same person in two bodies
@pixiedust63476 ай бұрын
if they were lovers* you mean
@444laura Жыл бұрын
Makes me smile and laugh when you do reverse and replay clip edits like this! 5:34
@katiebloor10 күн бұрын
Here during the slushmas crisis anyone else ?
@tee-yup6 күн бұрын
i started watching all their stuff again from the beginning im having withdrawals
@JadeRamos2110 ай бұрын
Time is flying by so fast I remember watching this a few months ago. This is one of the first videos ever saw of this awesome duo.
@yobamayobama894010 ай бұрын
ahhh so real
@melaniesanchez3639Ай бұрын
i admire that you guys are not being a nuisance lol and mentioning those freako youtubers who just disrupt good working peoplleee @ 2:40
@terecitanevarez290510 ай бұрын
Slushynoobz meat riding ikea for 28 minutes 😭
@krisveraaaa Жыл бұрын
eating lunch while watching slushy noobs has me feeling so nourished! i might take myself to ikea !
@hello-ey9kd Жыл бұрын
just discovered u guys and ur already two of my fav youtubers
@muntycarlo Жыл бұрын
8:06 "Cause we're allowed to" 😭😭😭
@urfavyawnzznluvr10 күн бұрын
7:56 LMFAO THEY’RE SO UNSERIOUS I LOVE IT
@luhlaynuh Жыл бұрын
I got lost in an IKEA once. I haven’t finished the video but I hope the slushy noobs make it out safe!!!!!! I am unfortunately still in IKEA, but it’s ok actually because I get free Swedish meatballs and elderberries! Heck yes!!!!
@PTwithLeo Жыл бұрын
Elden ring?
@liloooleee Жыл бұрын
my sister got lost one time and they had to use the speaker
@tutorialsforyou39819 ай бұрын
elderberries are so yum
@wushyslushy Жыл бұрын
SLUJSY VLOGS ARE BACK!!!! IM SLUSHING IM SLUSHING!!!!!
@jeau07 Жыл бұрын
Hey slushers! Thanks for the flipping awesome mukbang! This video made me so hungry and i wish i could stuff my cheeks with all that yummy elderberry meatball goodness
@Eufrixcxx15 сағат бұрын
HAMZA IS LITERALLY A POOKIE 🖐️😭🎀
@emofbi4935 Жыл бұрын
2:43 "who's twittering"
@anna.f73 Жыл бұрын
tell me why at 19:23 martin done the help hand signal thing - hamzah what are you doing to this poor guy😡😢
@ScaryKidnapper Жыл бұрын
appearance rating: 10/10 both ways. you guys are my idol!
@Ssdgehhssh4 ай бұрын
I can’t get over with how pretty Hamzah looks..
@nothuman-je5yv Жыл бұрын
these guys are like my new drew and enya from back when they made videos fucking around at a cvs
@wateryoutalkinbout11 ай бұрын
coming back to say I got a customized tapestry made of the thumbnail in honor of 99k aka 100k (and you noobs liked my comment on this video 😆)
@nickelodean.glitch3 ай бұрын
6:04 me when I tell my friend to follow me in Minecraft
@kam717811 күн бұрын
0:29 John parallel
@fin338910 күн бұрын
Bruh
@YaYa-ds9sn Жыл бұрын
chop chop it’s been five days, u chose this life
@CarlosEatsBurgers9 ай бұрын
starting off the vid with almost ending someone is amazing
@qweencalliope Жыл бұрын
appearance this video: martin 8/10: new york hat very slay, budweiser pullover also hits, overall very cool hamzah 7.8/10: carti hoodie goes insane, hat very cool can’t see what it says which is why i took .2 points off. very cool slushies
@yeastsnorter Жыл бұрын
ethika
@stopmotions43415 ай бұрын
Hamzah is a 10 any day
@peeloverhorseTX18 күн бұрын
Back off my man hunny ❤
@zentatas6 ай бұрын
im high as heck rn and 3:50 sent me so bad lmaoo xD also martins fit is so nicee!
@hannahthefantasticc5 ай бұрын
i feel like i’m sitting at a middle school lunch table
@liceforlunch Жыл бұрын
please do a thanksgiving video so i can make my entire family watch it during dinner! i don’t want to hear my cousins yapping about world peace or whatever
@KOmyself Жыл бұрын
is jaden smith your cousin
@reese4319 ай бұрын
@@KOmyself😭😭😭
@brookeb2894 Жыл бұрын
I have several exams tomorrow but slushy noobz is my number one priority
@Blu3st4r3718 ай бұрын
9:39 THIS GETS ME EVERYTIME😭
@karmaqqz9298 Жыл бұрын
thank god you guys always remind me to smash the like button!
@Tomosho49 ай бұрын
“We’ve been reduced to congratulating white boy em” LMFAO
@malaikasultanaa Жыл бұрын
hamzah is the finest man
@Eufrixcxx15 сағат бұрын
Indeed
@nupalito6 ай бұрын
this was the first slushy noobz video i saw, i remember i saw this in my recomended and i felt uncomfortable the whole video. they had like 4k views and i felt weirded out by by them, i felt like i wasn't supposed to watch this. Then i subscribed.
@anyaanya-gf6lz6 ай бұрын
👏🏻👏🏻
@evataylor8761 Жыл бұрын
the mics are so good
@CyborgMunchkin18 Жыл бұрын
Just got done writing an English essay…. I can’t name a better way to shut my brain off for the night! Perfect timing y’all 😂😁
@KOmyself Жыл бұрын
every time i turn on a slushy noobz episode i can feel my brain cells depleting and my nervous system shutting off😊❤
@yoongisreligiouslistener5367 Жыл бұрын
vid makes me feel safe going into ikea again after getting lost for 3 hours
@mhmguma4 ай бұрын
top 5 slusher for sure i especially like the part where martin says, "yooo hoo hoist the sails." 😂😂😂😂😂
@FishBias4 ай бұрын
Me too I agreee
@inesgama209023 күн бұрын
8:31 thanks for clarifying 🙏🏻☺️
@hoser3169 Жыл бұрын
Bless you slushy noobs for bringing back the old KZbin vibes 🙏🙏🙏
@CattleyaTereso Жыл бұрын
the way hamzah would drop the food when showing it to the camera 😭 happened as well in the halloween vlog
@luigiminecraftplays Жыл бұрын
I’d like to thank Martin and Hamza for dropping another banger, but I would also like to thank all the commenters for blindly following the commands of the Generals of the Slushy Army!
@cupofteeth3 ай бұрын
martin should’ve been a museum tour guide
@arielterriquez787511 ай бұрын
Hahahahahahah the fact that the description of the art was accurate 😭😭
@natalietipp1027 Жыл бұрын
Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler🥺🥺
@acidusk9 ай бұрын
i don’t know why but martin reminds me of jerma a little bit
@heavenssentme Жыл бұрын
HOLY CRAPOLA! u guys weren't lying when you said the slushers were gonna be spoiled 😅
@KOmyself Жыл бұрын
we’re as spoiled as whole foods coleslaw😊
@ninalzs Жыл бұрын
plz tell me what that man said at 4:27 plz i really need to know slushy noobers
@SlushyNoobz Жыл бұрын
It definitely was not English! Gave me the heebies…
@cryoatix Жыл бұрын
this is like the second video where they broke out into word play poetry in the middle of eating
@samwatson70604 ай бұрын
Bjork mentioned‼️‼️🚨
@sheputsunshine Жыл бұрын
martin looks like an ikea employee who i would approach to ask where the giant bears are at!
@paytontobias2210 Жыл бұрын
Waited a long few days to watch this after my road trip. An amazing dinner was had in front of my computer.
@iamtheworldincarnate Жыл бұрын
4:27 what is wrong with you guys😭😭😭😭😭😭
@hunlee680110 ай бұрын
what did the random dude say ??
@btb3828 ай бұрын
Need an answer fr
@btb3826 ай бұрын
PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW LOL
@marlena627Ай бұрын
Why do they look so good in this one
@milkman3994 Жыл бұрын
Babe wake up slushy noobz ikea mukbang just dropped
@yeastsnorter Жыл бұрын
when u hit 50k subs u guys should do a face reveal