House MD Dark Sharp Wit Compilation #2

[@SH4D0SKU11]

One of my most favorite parts in the series "Mr. Adams could you step out for a moment." "Why??" "Because you irritate me."

[@irtiqajavaid4536]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ayens.4945]

This was so Sherlock-y lol

[@maybellinelover]

That was Woody from Psych. Lol, it's so weird seeing him in other stuff.

[@fleuelise1852]

So that's what happened to Zacharia's meat suit (vessel) after he was fired/fried

[@sly4u247]

@@fleuelise1852 i was gonna comment this!!! Good to see spn fan here!!

[@natalieann894]

“His liver is shutting down” “What does that mean?” “It means he’s all better; he’s ready to go home!”

[@adygombos4469]

Holy shit I think we watched the same video!

[@yogeshmalviya6529]

@@adygombos4469 I wonder he didn't change his statement since 4 months.

[@akagamipelshanks1969]

It takes TWO department heads to checkout shortness of breath?!

[@liquorsnake]

Hey people are stupid

[@Amor_fati.Memento_Mori]

Yes. The complications get bigger depending on the cup sizes.

[@somedudewithaname]

No they just have a shortness of breasts

[@theyhaventfedmesince]

It's lupus. You can't help it

[@Zero.Requiem]

Well, that goes without saying, just sayin'😊

[@thecandyvancan1444]

"Theres no way we can do this surgery now." "YA THINK?!" dead

[@lordofthieves8200]

TheCandyVanCan ikr

[@KyeGuard]

I guess she was also taking part in the State The Obvious Contest. xDDD

[@jjpyae]

HAVE YOU COMPLETELY LOST YOUR MIND?!!!!

[@adli750]

Kye Guard no too much

[@thebeastmode2976]

yAhhH ThINkkK?

[@mountieman18]

"because you irritate me" house is always so straight forward and blunt I fucking love it

[@str_j1649]

You made me rewatch whole serie. Thanks, pal

[@Courtylad]

Anything to help a friend :-)

[@lavenraj3378]

on the same boat man. starting new year with the first season

[@1zanneth]

yup same

[@fionaburn7197]

Where are you watching it? It was just taken off Netflix and my life has made a turn for the worse.

[@PerfectAlibi1]

The ending is so sad! :( And I still want to know what House will do 6 months after that ending... XD

[@nachogonzalez01]

people are really milking these house vids. Finally a trend that i can hop on

[@Courtylad]

I don't know what other videos are out there and what they contain. I have watched the whole show over and over many times. Obviously my favourite parts are when House delivers his sarcastic one liners. I'm unaware if anyone else has done this but the way i see it....if i look forward to his scenes then some of you guys would enjoy this compilation too. Thanks for the comment.

[@edwardness7497]

it's basically house, on a molecular level

[@nachogonzalez01]

COURTYLAD COMPILATIONS i didnt mean to offend you!

[@Courtylad]

It's all good my friend .....no worries. If i was offended i wouldn't still be making these compilations :-)

[@yogeshmalviya6529]

@@DJ_Pimpin ooo.... Some lesbian action! O.O

[@michaelhwang6025]

lol House is such a good friend. Patient with a perfect pair? Time for an oncology consult! =P

[@daraghhaddon4168]

God damn netflix taking house off.

[@FlyingPigMD]

Echoskull when?

[@daraghhaddon4168]

April 1st in America

[@FlyingPigMD]

Echoskull I checked today. It actually is gone.

[@DJ_Pimpin]

Liberals cry when house Is on

[@jaredlangley6924]

It is on amazon now

[@wilson2455]

7:32 - " There's no way we can do this surgery now ", " ya think... " lmao

[@Amp389lanG]

"Without Socrates we'd all be floating around near the ceiling...""Dodging chain saws, no doubt..."

[@yt-sh]

*Isaac Newton The guy who discovered Gravity

[@AlexGNR]

@@yt-sh yep, but not discovered as discovered. I want to study physics in 3 years and what I've learned so far is that the Egyptians and Mayans actually knew about it, but did not write it down as calculus. Newton wrote the equation down as calculus as first, thus making him the discoverer of it. But he actually discovered the so called Newton laws. He debunked Hook's theory of the universe. The discovery of "F" was groundbreaking. Had to say it lol

[@Gremschlact]

House: Time for Girl Scout Cookies already? Wilson: Get me some Thin-Mints Great bit of comedy and genius

[@mangoblade3877]

Seeing house in a turtleneck sweater and not in a normal button up it’s just so weird

[@guudnewdle6910]

I told them to put it on my door xD

[@toast9928]

That "ya think" moment is the best bit in the entire show lmao

[@GMonte-rt6jd]

Could there have been any other man to make this role so good? I freakin loved House back in the days

[@Annie99IM]

"there's no way we can do the surgery now" "YA THINK?"

[@sanchitmalik101]

He would have made a great Sherlock Holmes

[@Cheezsoup]

If only his name was a synonym for Holmes and his best friend 's name started with a W and he had a drug problem

[@yt-sh]

@@Cheezsoup and lived in 221 B Baker street and liked quizzes and problems and lived on the idea of Differential diagnosis (and was British)

[@arycogito]

@R J and house's story was invented BECAUSE of Sherlock holmes . that's nice

[@D3ND]

5:35 is one of my favourite comic lines of the entire show

[@collinsogombo6308]

I thought we are having a state the obvious contest. I am competitive by nature. Good one.

[@Gastogh]

YA THINK?

[@acewinge2302]

props to that guy acting @7:33

[@No_OneV]

"We can rule the world!" Yas :D

[@stormydavis8546]

Raw, blunt honesty, we could use a lot more of that today!

[@joannatalie746]

i love you for posting this

[@davidconjefferson]

Dr. House has got burns!!! Hahahahaha I got to S1E4 but I can't really handle death well and watching this would make me over think a tonn.... I respect every damn second of this show though, and loved watching the random snippets here and there. I'd definitely watch it for the comedy and the Dr. House cane beatdowns. #Drhousecanebeatdowns

[@raydabreau2157]

still watching the old eps on my phone ,so good

[@Threepwoot]

Season 1-3 is pure gold

[@simplythebest286]

Threepwoot exactly !!! season 4 and up are not that gold !!!

[@SnowTheJamMan]

5 is my favorite season actually. 3 and 4 are right behind

[@dylangranum5838]

simplythebest286 4-6 were good too

[@sarizonana]

My favorites are 1-4 before House head and Wilson's heart actually season 5 should have started with those two and let season 4 end on a happy note. The last more comedic toned season.

[@rendacynkum8402]

Imagine my expectations at 5:11! Ohh mehn, House at it again😂😂

[@WCGwkf]

They all look so much younger. I'm watching season 8 right now

[@varonh3673]

0:32 mmmmmm men will be men 😂

[@carvermckay]

Clementine Ford, in case you were wondering

[@davidebellucci5207]

@@carvermckay thank you my lord and savior.

[@CaligulaAmbient]

carvermckay not all hero’s wear capes

[@cv4809]

What's her name

[@williamtoddmaitland8348]

That episode where Hugh wore the turtle neck..

[@Champsr0ck2247]

Did this hospital not have an HR department or did they find it too witty?

[@Codex_0613]

they do, and the amount of complaints and cases filed against Dr. House is enormous Cuddy is the one covering for his ass everytime shit happens

[@androthsatyr]

Champsr0ck2247 They do, it's just that House's abilities outshine his personality.... ...most of the time.

[@DJ_Pimpin]

Shut up bitch

[@FEARSWTOR]

"If we fire him I'm out of a job. See that girl over there? She handles the entire rest of the hospital. The three of us solely deal with complaints involving Dr. House. My kids aren't gonna go hungry because that man speaks the truth!"

[@hitrapperandartistdababy]

Velius whens that from? Would love to see that

[@Skullswithdronesinside]

Love this!!! Great job!

[@rysmith9433]

Love that Mercedes

[@dontdisturbthepeace]

It should really be named script writers being wity

[@DeNeSGeri]

Not sure, in my opinion Laurie's selling of the line makes these five time better.

[@RandalfElVikingo]

Also, he wrote some episodes.

[@kunalsingh4418]

Hugh Laurie himself is pretty great comedic genius.

[@StelioKontos42069]

I MISS HOUSE SO MUCH i want them to bring it back so bad season 9 an old and weary house recovers from his best friends death and fights to get his medicine license back makes me shiver that would be such a good season

[@mia-xy8oq]

RampagedGaming but House dies in the end

[@sataniguess5239]

Mr.Mumbles didn't he fake his death?

[@jacobpolitte410]

There is literally no way to come back from what he did in the series finale. He finally crossed that line of no return.

[@miloszunjanin3517]

@Cerus98 or Cuddy

[@Moonboy9001]

I wasn't expecting to see Zachariah here, but then I remembered lol

[@nssteja7516]

House to the patient's husband : Please leave the room...thanq House to others after the person left : it isn't the please... The thanq did the job

[@meirwise1107]

Extreme sarcasm. Could only be played by a British actor.

[@321backlip]

Nurse: there's no way we can do the operation now Doctor: Ya think 😅😂😂

[@broth54c]

8:05 I should do what House does in this scene to rude woman who are a bunch of smartasses to think they know me.

[@rosalieholland25]

Everyone else in House MD are bullies while House takes whatever they say as compliments which upsets them xD Totally me ;)

[@3xceed]

House is now on amazon prime 🎉

[@waaazzza93]

I get asked all the time if mine are fake. I even work in medical. My first response is always " Go ahead and touch em someone should " 😂 Best job in the world

[@bobbiblaze]

"Go check out the hood dawg" HAHAHAHA

[@bricktothehead]

I love this show...I miss it too

[@neuro.weaver]

Was that Sheldon's gorgeous sister at 2:59 ?!!!

[@Karan-Aujla]

True

[@kennethkeys2248]

"little harry has a seeping wart on his extra toe"

[@polygon-viewer]

Kenneth Keys and don't forget the little ones are licking each other again.

[@etodemerzel2627]

Oh my god, I just realized what "extra toe" meant.

[@prodipto]

ive re watched the show for over 4 years and this is the first time i got that

[@MyoclonicJerkCough]

Uh I missed something. I thought he actually had an extra toe and a wart, and the dialogue was just to show how unimportant the clinic issues were and that House's genius should be applied elsewhere. I've lost my innuendo :(

[@kennethkeys2248]

Eto Demerzel ??? He just has an extra toe. Eleven instead of ten. Not his dingus,,,

[@judekanawati7467]

3:28 OMG the actor who played the FBI Boss from the “Blacklist” was featured in there!!

[@aceflores6678]

dr. wilson, dr. house bff is also a blacklister in one of the episodes and also played as a doctor there.

[@alexhjc8]

that guy also played in Matrix as Commander Loch.

[@KuyalawVA]

5:51 Best comic about Anatomy-Physiology

[@seanrutherford728]

0:34 when man finds the perfect Fanta bottle

[@dengueberries]

5:06 "Get me some Thin Mints" LOL I missed that before

[@PinkKitty1527]

I just rewatched the series, and I already don't remember most of these lol, time to rewatch the rewatched 😂

[@misscuntour]

(2:35) at least we know what zachriah was doing before meeting the winchesters

[@abbiesnot]

Yesyesyes

[@squigglycupid3573]

i was eating and gagged at the vomit scene😭

[@manubelfort9383]

House MD, wow it's time to bring my brain.

[@sanjarbekjumaboev9948]

Original team was the best. Each had a purpose.

[@CagdasMonster937]

6:17 I thought it's skull at desk

[@kimberlys8422]

House is so hot and awesome

[@jonseilim4321]

UltimateXtreme I'll turn gay for him

[@TableTennisAle]

well not hot, but the character is tall, has blue eyes and yes, he is handsome and well dressed. And jerk personality is always a plus.

[@summushieremiasclarkson4700]

They are rare, and exhibit an air of distinguished intelligence, even if not true. Mostly Germanic, Scandinavian.

[@TableTennisAle]

+ameya oola Well they're less common, usually considered more beautiful. I mean the sky is "blue" and so are the rivers. My brown eyes have the colour of shit. Still they're considered stronger while light colour eyes have more chances of sight problems.

[@sams517]

UltimateXtreme it's not that deep lmao

[@2thomask]

I know a chef that reminds me of house hes just a sick but very good at what he does

[@yattaguru]

I'm rewatching the series thanks to you 😏

[@bluecollarnobody4217]

Damn jennifer morrisson is hot

[@colummccrudden101]

0:35 enough said

[@demarcusfaulkner7411]

Great job on the videos keep it up

[@autumnridley301]

OH MY GOD i JUST SAW JIM FROM GHOST WHISPER! 3:22

[@lindasmith6316]

Yeah, I was just about to say that! :)

[@SvendleBerries]

House is my spirit animal.

[@agenius4562]

You wish😂

[@albertandrews130]

Laurie is great here, even better ss Bertie Wooster

[@AuraMaster7]

Wow that last one was a killer

[@foolslayer9416]

0:35 My thoughts exactly.

[@ceylaanblue96]

They should make House tv movies like they brought back Perry Mason.

[@priyamgupta8170]

The sherlock holmes of medicine

[@kilroy987]

So being a doctor gets you around hot women. Well, pff, of course it does.

[@jbagger331]

No, being an actor does, but beware metoo lurks in the deep.

[@onassiswilliams3598]

Dr House vs Dr Becker. Which one was more bad ass.

[@vladimator1842]

Lol, I didn't think that "Zechariah" @ 2:35 is in need of Dr. House's help lol!! And for those who don't know who Zechariah is, too bad! Won't tell ya!

[@lindasmith6316]

From "Supernatural."

[@yupyuppers6792]

Zachariah from Supernatural!!

[@AHimuraProduction]

I see he's still as annoying as ever! XD

[@akhilpillay4262]

0:55 house and Wilson look at each other

[@celticlofts]

With that polo neck sweater he looks like Ted Bundy

[@obotsengmmereki2022]

Forget the eye tell him to use other one and look on the bright side

[@sams517]

Oh my god look how smol Wilson used to be

[@red0means0go]

I love clinic duty.

[@carolineg3923]

It’s so weird seeing house in a turtle neck.

[@divinevine9413]

I think it suit him well 😊

[@everettomailia8668]

3:30 that dude is commander loch from the matrix

[@hannahcollins1411]

Do you by chance know what episond is at 0:38?

[@Courtylad]

Fidelity.....Season 1 episode 7. Hope this helps :-)

[@13Knives1]

We can't do the surgery now. Yah think?!

[@Azrael999]

2:59 If that's not the hottest girl I ever seen

[@Pranav-rp8wi]

Na.. Cameron's better

[@80zladyz28]

My Man House ::

[@QuaztheGamer]

0:36 for a good time

[@MrJohn9119]

house is a fuckin badass no doubt but in real life he would have gotten his medical license revoked faster than he can say vicodin

[@egthatyoutubes8094]

The intro is Just Shapes and beats "Once Again"

[@siemniak]

Last one od savage hah

[@mirasandouka5910]

YA THINK?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Parallaxus]

“I’m sorry, I’m about to lose you because I’m about to drive into a tunnel in a canyon on an airplane while hanging up the phone.”

[@JuanPabloContrerasC]

The owner of the reason u enter this video? Clementine Ford, You welcome

[@Anushka-hn5uk]

Which episode is 0.58? Somebody pls tell me?

[@salmal3nzi642]

0:33 What you came for

[@Life_moreabundantly]

That's Why GOD Made Microwaves 😆

[@rysmith9433]

Get the ❤️ s how many

[@EasifyGames]

Nothing funnier than cancer, am I right?

[@TheBreezus]

No, cancer is just boring.

[@alexhjc8]

@@TheBreezus i see what you did there

[@hateefull1399]

House said nothing is funnier then cancer. If only they would've mentioned him saying that in the shows finale

[@TheBreezus]

They did, when he told Wilson on the bike that cancer is boring, giving a nod to the comment you are talking about.

[@danieloleary5214]

Why are all the videos blocked in uk?

[@666thunderz]

The song at the beginning? Anyone?

[@TTNDR]

Intro music: “once again”