Allergic To Own B.S. | House M.D.

A patient makes a diagnosis extremely difficult as her conditions worsens as she is involuntarily lying about the origins of her symptoms.
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Season 6 Episode 6 "Known Unknowns"
After a wild night out, a teenage girl (Anna Attanasio) is brought to Princeton Plainsboro with severely swollen appendages. The team must work to diagnose the young girl, who is less than honest about what happened the night she fell ill. As her condition worsens, she becomes unable to distinguish fact from fiction. Meanwhile, Cuddy, Wilson and House spend a weekend away from the hospital to attend a medical conference, but things don't go as planned when House's private investigator, Lucas Douglas (Michael Weston), returns.
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[@christopherhall5361]

"We were really discreet" "Oh, you mean those girls who couldn't stop giggling?"

[@shinjaokinawa5122]

You should hear my cousin and her bestie. They are both 22 but still giggle like a couple of school girls.

[@shinjaokinawa5122]

@@gunnamarta9096 Yup just like that.

[@zacharyhunt3939]

@@shinjaokinawa5122 Yeah, my sister is 23 and she still sounds like the classic high school popular girls, she even calls friends bitches.

[@cygnustsp]

@@zacharyhunt3939 i'm proud of my 16 year old step daughter, her mother is clinically insane and acts like a 12 year old but she conducts herself like a well adjusted adult.

[@tarasarvas9474]

Can you say weird? That girl is either on some LSD or some other wacked out drug.

[@yeehaw4739]

“It’s not stalking if you don’t go up to the person and bother them.” No, ma’am, that’s not what that means.

[@raven4k998]

only feebee understands my passion lol

[@KillerIntent1]

took so long to find this. replace harrassment with stalking and thats the closer to what she said.

[@pamelaangela6817]

And she lied about loving her parents

[@raven4k998]

@@pamelaangela6817 yeah but that's normal

[@bellerain381]

It is if you harass, FOLLOW, or threaten!

[@schwiward6183]

And she lied about loving her parents

[@rafiathabassum4671]

😂😂😂😂👍

[@dorilees297]

Schwi Ward haha

[@hunibear2193]

Doctors: everything she says are lies Parents: phew! Daughter: I love you :) Parents: *surprized Pikachu meme*

[@rafiathabassum4671]

@@hunibear2193 and her mother mumbled 'everything`

[@thedancingveganatheist6310]

I just laughed out loud. According to the show's logic, you're technically right.

[@sandramollinedo4361]

Have they ever heard of security cameras? They could check and see where she went.

[@rach_laze]

Only she can request it and they still might not have gotten it in time, you're not allowed to request footage of someone else and they only have to give it to you within 30 days by then she would have been dead and she may have had to pay for it.

[@TheNonMakeupGuru]

you require a warrant for that kind of shit

[@wobby1268]

It's not in these clips, but they do check the security cameras; it's a scene between the friend telling Foreman that Pretty Little Liar went to get ice and the Chase/Cam/ComicBookGuy confrontation.

[@Zero.Requiem]

They did actually watch the full

[@LordofFullmetal]

Not legally, they can't. Breaking into the patient's house is one thing; to get the video footage they'd HAVE to go through another person and rely on that person giving it to them.

[@0megacron]

Kudos to the writer guy for not letting Cameron & Chase search his room. Knowing the truth gives the entire scene a different spin... he must've thought Cameron was a real nutcase.

[@FluteCheerios]

I know this is a late reply, but what's up with them questioning the guy so hard.. I thought they were doctors? not detectives, then again.. I never did watch the show very closely

[@filipdvorak6372]

@@FluteCheerios Cameron was biased and thought he was effectively killing the patient by whatever he might have given her. A bit of force is to be expected if you think a life is at stake.

[@rainy7683]

@@bronosx2246 hey now, let's not get too sexist here

[@bronosx2246]

@@rainy7683 Since it's seen more often, I need to address. Sexist but fucking true!

[@bronosx2246]

@Christopher Marlowe Thanks for backing me up on this but you are making it sound as if Men and women are supposed to be like that entirely. That a man is supposed to be doing the heavy lifting and that women are supposed to be emotional. It is only seen that way mostly throughout this world. there are women out there who are thinking with logic and no emotion and can do hard work and heavy lifting just as much as men can and men would be emotional in a few instances. I just think common sense and logical thinking is the most important thing.

[@verdethestarwarrior1088]

“Now Cameron, pick up the phone and give me a dramatic exit.” That’s House, all right

[@oliviavanbrink]

Totally

[@reignman30]

That's what sucks about cell phones, can't slam them down to hang up on someone.

[@sephiwejoycesithole6118]

@Reignman that's way funny 😁 😂

[@Shawnchapp]

@@reignman30 i can! i still have a flip phone Lol and mostly for that reason (to slam it shut)

[@ashotofwhiskey219]

The non-sick one sounds like she's 8.

[@alexanderkuptsov6117]

Brain-wise, she is.

[@danielleee6533]

They probably had to raise the pitch to avoid copyright problems 😅

[@Haishi-is-a-mess]

Blue Blue they didn’t

[@rogoth01themasterwizard11]

​@@danielleee6533 since they own the copyright i highly doubt that would be an issue, as for the post, it's typical american VA anime voice.

[@coolguy02536]

@@rogoth01themasterwizard11 Except this channel just sprung up out of nowhere, and doesn't seem to be verified.

[@garnet9788]

Pick up the phone and give me a dramatic exit

[@GiordanDiodato]

*flips phone closed*

[@jjjqqq1959]

Loved it, Garnet97!

[@jusa297]

Hold the phone. Now give the phone to me. Now close the phone and give me a dramatic exit.

[@cesarmendez5177]

10 foot rule ?? Yet they go in the elevators w him must be one wide elevator

[@musicalmaiden1413]

cesar mendez Depends on if it’s a handy elevator or not.

[@Abby_Sciuto]

The rule must extend in multiple directions, if there isn't at least 10 foot worth of space in any direction (that's taking into account a single "bounce" return of distance, as in, if there's 5 feet between you and a wall that's a total of 10 when it returns) then that's when the rule is broken.

[@nickz5849]

@@Abby_Sciuto That elevator is not 10 feet in any direction

[@Abby_Sciuto]

@@nickz5849 Are you including the bounce back though? 5 foot in any direction means another 5 foot back at you, 10 in total.

[@nickz5849]

@@Abby_Sciuto That's literally not true. 5 feet in any direction means going towards, not bouncing back

[@mayebeline1149]

After you finish the episode, it makes the author's lack of info really unbelievable. If it was real life, then when Cameron said "we know she brought up your journal", the guy would have said "I wouldn't know, I found it on the floor outside my door in the morning". But he stayed silent and never shared that, because otherwise he might have spoiled it for the audience. He was pretty committed to the bit.

[@minhnghiaduong997]

In his defend, it's not like that they gonna believe him. The best way is to not elaborate further in case it goes sideway

[@bait5257]

Lack of info? Or just a way to move plot forward. It's fiction for a reason. Also it's easy to explain his behavior. He didn't want to tell them cause they aren't believing him in the first place

[@JurijFedorov]

He is accused of doing stuff with a teen girl. Not saying anything is the smartest choice unless you want to wake up in a prison with a gang asking you why you molest girls.

[@bait5257]

@@JurijFedorov yup

[@laary7589]

To be fair If someone is claiming you did something and you know they're wrong Fucking with them is bliss and euphoric

[@Bobobo-bo-bo-bobobo]

She lied about loving her parents...

[@slideshowgurl]

I never picked up on that. That's why the Mom said "...everything?" ahh that was good.

[@shihoblade]

Mind blown lol

[@PinkiTadinki]

@@slideshowgurl Yeah, you can just see the heartbreak in the mom's eyes.

[@sba6796]

It's fine, I do it all the time

[@dickottel]

I never loved my parents either, must be more common than people think

[@brentage5000]

I think this show predicted Twilight fans before they were a thing

[@RonJohn63]

Why? Girls have been like that since society was rich enough that girls didn't have to work to help support the family.

[@kevinw712]

Honest question: I don't know, would there be a difference at all whether it was a man or women who created the given property? cause I've never read Twilight (or seen films) but I know it was written by a woman. I mean, assuming this girl's not gay (which seems safe), the fake scenario she at least had in her head involved at least the motivation of a sexual attraction. Even though within her "sickness lie", she did ultimately become turned off, but it seems that was more because her perception of the guy was acting very shifty.

[@coolguy02536]

Not really. This was October 2009, still well after Twilight. The Twitter reference kind of gave it away too. Even then the site was brand new and not wildly popular.

[@eb7446]

@@coolguy02536 Yeah serious Twilight fan girls existed in 2008 - that's when the last of the series came out and the first movie. I would know I was a teen then.

[@AnsticePalo]

To also highlight how far back this goes in the modern age, there used to be a thing called "Baller alerts" back in the pager days. Clubs would set up a system where they would send out a page to regular club goers whenever pro players from the NBA or NFL would come in to town since they would hit the clubs after games.

[@benjaminvieson5337]

"Is that the mom? I have a good comeback if its the mom" "Yes this is her mother" "Give her blood only if you want to kill her" Gold

[@javenmurdock399]

You forgot "than you'd have nobody to neglect"

[@donarthiazi2443]

@@javenmurdock399 Best part

[@tulipmars]

That wasn’t the part meant specifically for the mom 💀

[@Kyriakos703]

The comeback was the neglecting bit.

[@apacheattackhelicopter8410]

@@javenmurdock399 *then

[@kevinwilliams8575]

"It didn't look like ecstasy." Uh couple questions Mrs Innocent

[@wymple09]

She was lying, so she wouldn't know anyway.

[@jjjqqq1959]

Right, she had as much knowledge of drugs as the doctors, Kevin Williams!

[@pirobot668beta]

Yes, she must have memorized the "Big Book of Illicit Street Drugs, volume 2". We all know how dedicated the rats who produce street drugs are to well maintained standards. This kid sounds more like a sociopath, everything is about her and her tiny world, nobody else really fits unless she says so. Yeah, I know, underlying condition. But why do so many House patients show up being a terrible people only to be 'redeemed' by having a medical condition? It is a fun trope, but goddamn y'all ran it into the ground! Just once, a patient who knows they need to be there and doesn't lie to the doctors? Please, is a cooperative, intelligent, honest and courteous patient too much to ask for? I mean, we can kill him by episodes end...tear-jerk.

[@AlyssMa7rin]

@@pirobot668beta The thing with House is that he only treats the patients that are in desperate need, the ones other Doctors can't figure out. Pathological Liars, Psychopaths, obscure illnesses, no med history, nonsensical symptoms, etc etc. There have been a couple of good patients, in one case a patient that was nice only because of his medical condition, and he turned into an a-hole afterward. So many different cases that it was awe-inspiring.

[@serenitydemon2289]

Took me a second to realise what you ment lol

[@grungekitty77]

"I love you guys so much!" 10 seconds later: "Everything she's been saying is a lie" oop!

[@alsage9992]

"We need to search your room." How normal is that for a doctor to say it to a complete stranger.

[@romulusnr]

in the show they would routinely search people's homes looking for triggers, not always with their knowledge or consent... it was a house thing... although this is a bit more unique and confrontational and he's not the patient

[@ComputerLearning0]

@@romulusnr That practice would end real quick after the first couple doctors got sentenced to PRISON.

[@Shawnchapp]

@@ComputerLearning0 you don't know house... he'd just hire more people lol

[@feraltaco4783]

I won't even let the cops in my place without a warrant. Forget some rando who just says they're a doctor. 🤣

[@ratmilko]

It still surprises me how she wanted to search the authors room without a warrant and just tried to barge into his room with no legal reason

[@windowslogo3577]

are you stupid?

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@windowslogo3577 No? Legally she had no authority. She was breaking and entering...

[@corkie679]

@@windowslogo3577 are you? You dont go barging into a person's place completely invading their privacy with no legal documents.

[@campbellsoup93]

@@corkie679 Ya'll haven't watched much House have you? They break into people's houses all the time.

[@corkie679]

@@campbellsoup93 I know he does, doesnt mean that it's not illegal

[@juanpablorobayo9891]

"Only she understands the Bushido of the heel." The actresses literally laughed after they said that.

[@blobtheblob7975]

can't say i'd blame them

[@alphahunter4791]

So what did Cameron do in this clip? Was deadset on accusing a man of statutory rape, almost killed a teen, and just made things worse overall until House was called.

[@naturesmusic1171]

Isn't it the times we live in? She believed straight away

[@kevinw712]

well they pretty clearly demonstrate how Cameron is having trouble demonstrating much objectivity, because of the turmoil of what's going on between her and her husband Chase at the time. Plus a key factor well worth noting of what's happening in this story: it's not as simple as just "oh well this man should just completely succumb to everything being asked of him because this girl has made an accusation against him". The girl is ILL, the later it gets possibly fatally. It seems at least worthy of consideration the guy COULD be more forthcoming, even though he knows he did nothing wrong, because the girl is very sick. At the one point he doesn't even let them step into his room, and then it's just a misunderstanding of semantics. Cameron says they KNOW the girl brought the journal back to his room, WHICH IS FACTUALLY TRUE, but obviously Cameron's implication is "and then you invited her in", whereas she just walked up and put it by the door, but he could've never known that.

[@MiniM69]

You must be men without daughters. Rape and child abuse are vastly underrated crimes.

[@alphahunter4791]

@@MiniM69 and you must not realize that an astonishing 95% of all rapes are by a family member, acquaintance, or partner and it's similar statistic with child abuse. In this episode, everyone has jumped to conclusions based on their emotional biases except for those objectively viewing the situation. I'm not trying to downplay the victims, so many case of both crimes are unreported because of societal pressures and that's a terrible truth. However if we view every case as guilty until proven innocent only to find out that we ruined someone's life while placing someone else on a pedestal, won't that just worsen the situation at hand and cause new problems? Saying someone should be unbiased in a case doesn't mean they side with defendant. It just means that they want the truth.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@alphahunter4791 Well said, agree. That person who accused you of dismissing crime of rape or abuse is just not very intelligent...

[@TheKnightDrag0n]

She got the weaboo.

[@freemanskush7910]

Yup, and theres no cure for that that's for sure...

[@vodkacannon]

I really wanna mess that girl if u know what im sayin

[@kovelli6711]

Do you even know what that means?

[@dollbones1188]

Oh no! Not the weaboo!🤭

[@TaYLoRBReaKouT]

TheKnightDrag0n aint weaboo people who ate into the asian stuff

[@Karlonstark]

and Cameron apologized for calling an innocent man a child rapist.... oh wait... she didnt

[@gladiammgtow4092]

Just goes to prove Mike Pence and Billy Grahame right.

[@AvyScottandFlower]

I guess they ran out of time on the show to show that Meaning, that wouldn't poll popular with audiences..

[@reignman30]

"listen and believe" ... wait, does that still apply if she's just a 3rd party and only has a hunch?

[@AinzWoolGown]

Was looking for this comment as I couldn't find the apologizing scene.

[@iykeharrison9161]

They never do. Had Foreman not noticed that she was lying, that innocent man's life and reputation would have been ruined forever for something he knew nothing about.

[@533134]

04:20 I’ve never heard another character actually call Cameron by her first name.

[@PENTA1907]

same but then I remembered that they were married lol

[@827Drew]

They occasionally do. Greg House, James Wilson, Eric Foreman, Robert Chase, Allison Cameron, Lisa Cuddy, Remy Hadley, Chris Taub, I mean I could go on and on. Anyway, point is, it's not that rare. Chase actually used to call Cameron Allison when they were dating/married.

[@whatteamwildcats4033]

Nice

[@chair362]

i havent seen a episode, only the youtube clips...i didnt know her name was allison..i actually thought it was cameron.

[@827Drew]

@@chair362 People on the show usually call other people by their last names. Doctors do too, so I guess it makes sense.

[@eileensnow6153]

This dialogue is so stilted...has nobody on this show ever met a teenager before

[@lG-gh3py]

Deserve Not Desire it was a hyperbolic joke poking fun at the fact that the writers of the show wrote an unrealistic teenage character. Where did you get *your* degree? Seeing you can’t understand jokes or sarcasm

[@Liuhuayue]

Few have lived to tell the tale.

[@VideoGuy232]

The way the adult cast speaks isn’t particularly realistic either. Because it’s television and it’s more concerned with telling a story

[@bronosx2246]

@@VideoGuy232 It's almost as if these writers don't know what a teen is like. Tell, if you were writing the show, how would you write a teenage character.

[@simplecomplexity886]

idk guys i mean i am a teenager and this is how a lot of my classmates talk and stuff :/

[@MagyarGaben]

Now the world will never know what House's good comeback would've been if it was the dad

[@LuLu24Ayo]

An AUSTRALIAN burn?? If only 😢

[@vectorm4]

"It's tragic that we have to explain this." That is the way every teen feels about their passion.

[@dickottel]

the saw Cameron and Chase as boomers 🤣

[@pokemagetech]

No. It was expected that I would have to explain programming or advanced mathematics to people.

[@Aphelia.]

​@@dickottelW profile icon

[@qcrew2938]

Are these people doctors or cops? Im so confused

[@gauravgk1173]

Supposed to be doctors, but show goes on a limb and has them do cop work for plots and drama and whatnot

[@davidconnellan6875]

It's Dr. Cop M.D. the series

[@DDnufcGamer]

It's sort of like how on crime shows they do illegal things to find evidence. In this they do that to help find causes of illness. Though normally it's not rape allegations haha. It's basically a medical version of CSI

[@couldYouEverIgnore]

Cops.

[@johnhancock6114]

@@DDnufcGamer Very true, and I love how they expect viewers to just roll with it. There's a guy that is a real medical doctor that reviewed a couple of House MD episodes and it was hilarious seeing him react to all the crazy shit these tv doctors do in just one episode. Although there were many aspects of this show that are based in reality, he also said how absolutely ludicrous it was that ANY doctor would even think of breaking in to a patient's home to search for medical clues or trying to intimidate people for same.

[@IvanIsYda_]

okay.... so you mean to tell me... Emma Swan was a Doctor before she became the fricking savior of Storybrooke

[@benseabrease2480]

Yes and during that time she also dated Ted Mosby

[@laurensammons7550]

This is all true

[@deathshock5072]

and married chase

[@realmansonjr]

Lol

[@reizu5436]

ONCERS!

[@-Azure.EXE-]

I like the idea that Chase saw Cameron trying to call the hotel to get them to send them food for testing, already knowing that he was going to eat it.

[@thelxinoe3]

wait. if everything she said was a lie, and she said that she loved her parents...

[@lindinle]

oh my.

[@DeathnoteBB]

Her parents: *neglect her* Her: I’m used to it Yeah I can see why

[@LittlePiey]

“Give me a dramatic exit” Same tho 😂

[@jakewyngaarden7079]

Someone send help.... I .. can’t ... stop.... I’ve watched about 30 of these ...

[@arkle519]

try vicodin

[@Schatten2712]

just enjoy the ride... it never ends...

[@xtremej2575]

you have lupus

[@rhuttrho88]

Close your eyes!

[@classicaldeb]

House; one of the top well produced TV series in my life.

[@NickPiers]

"I'm sure that happens to you a lot." "I'm sure that happens to you a lot more." She gets a lot of giggling pre-teens or teenagers stalking her in a restaurant?

[@danialyousaf6456]

Well there was that overly hormonal kid that one time.

[@schrodingerscat4994]

Did the sick girl annoy the crap out of anyone else?

[@agps4418]

How bout disregard your annoyance? Some annoying things are meant to be.

[@kousseye155]

They both did...

[@pocrnya]

@User 0 bruh

[@somebody-br2hm]

Yep Admitting to someone having raped you is fucked up

[@ujouy2940]

Me and my entire family has been diagnosed with hemochromatosis, it’s actually more common than people think but with recent innovations in genetic information doctors are beginning to detect it. It’s not so bad except when it’s not treated with blood donations and diet it slowly kills you. My father got quit close to death due to this but every doctor had no idea what was happening until he figured it out on his own. Almost every doctor we talk to refuses that hemochromatosis had anything to do with this because he only has one gene but if he had listened he would be dead today. Another reason to watch your doctors.

[@cdeer17]

Of course your entire family would have it most of them are related by blood and hemochromatosis can be passed down genetically probably even more likely with someone else who has hemochromatosis coming into the mix to have someone else

[@MrSidney9]

If you have it, of course you should expect you entire family to have it. Because its hereditary. Someone mentioned that 10% of caucasians are carriers and 0.01% have hemochromatosis. That doesn't sound like it's widely common to me.

[@alex.profi27]

@@MrSidney9 caucasians as in people from caucas mountain region?!

[@anotheryoutuberperson38]

@@alex.profi27 People of European descent

[@alex.profi27]

@@anotheryoutuberperson38 so not caucasian :)) That s the right term. You should start using that.

[@bullshark3771]

Her: It’s not stalking if your not within 10 feet Also her: stands right next to him in elevator. Me: you sound like a stalker.

[@---cr8nw]

The phrase "it's not stalking if...." makes me instantly think "stalker". Normal, emotionally healthy people don't try to figure out when it *technically* becomes stalking. They just don't do it.

[@Galemor1]

They were the very definition of stalking. Ate what he ate, followed him around, did everything he did.. Followed him on social media, to know where he would be. That's stalking..

[@artemis_mave3512]

(Walks into elevator) *Ten foot rule has left the chat*

[@zsuzsisz9263]

"I love you guys so much" -"everything she said was a lie" "Everything?"😂

[@jennah3862]

I didn't realize hemochromatosis was rare. My grandma had it and I'm a carrier

[@ghillies4life]

About 10% of Caucasians carry the gene. So, there's approximately 0.01% of Caucasians have it.

[@amydenny2338]

It's really irish

[@carajones9084]

I'm exactly the same except it's my grandad who has it

[@MsHolli09]

Yeah my grandad has it too xx

[@Dan-qy6zv]

@J Wil that is the most out of context thing I've ever heard and I love it

[@vladr8968]

"I love you guys, I'm sorry" Forman: Everything she told was a lie. Mom: Everything?

[@QwertySanchezSA]

"give me a dramatic exit" *picks up phone and throws it out the door*

[@galaxyyfrog]

House M.D is now on Amazon Prime All seasons too

[@ElRollioau]

Apart from paying for the subscription of course......

[@wolfmatic399]

I'd remove the for free.

[@thehunter4873]

Drunken Deity for some reason it’s not free in the uk on Amazon prime

[@OatmealTheCrazy]

@@thehunter4873 VPN?

[@thehunter4873]

Oatmeal genius, going to try it soon, my worry is my account was made in uk so might be limited to uk amazon prime

[@ComputerLearning0]

And I'm sure Cameron went back and apologized to the guy when she realized she was completely WRONG about him.

[@Galemor1]

Was she? Just because the girl didn't knock, doesn't mean he's a good guy..

[@VG-fk6nk]

@@Galemor1 BAHAHAAHAHHAAHHA > *Man does absolutely nothing wrong* > Anne "The Brainlet" Nielsen: "We wasn't a good guy." Fucking hell.

[@annataymond9529]

I’m not sure that’s what he’d want. I have a feeling he’d prefer to be left alone.

[@voyagersmarch8776]

@@Galemor1 Keep your opinions to yourself female. Ask for your husband or father's permission 1st

[@goranmilic442]

@@Galemor1 He did nothing wrong.

[@theresaandrade8261]

"Is that the dad?...oh I thought he would have an Australian accent too" 🤣🤣🤣

[@bluekat1904]

Is Dr. CAMERON gonna go apologize for insulting that find upstanding writer? He did nothing and yet she was about to end his entire career

[@olegtz]

Typical female. Zero logic, 100% emotions.

[@LordofFullmetal]

@@olegtz Sure. Men throw childish tantrums about minorities on a regular basis, and on their OWN admission, can't control themselves enough to NOT rape women who are wearing short skirts (not referring to this fictional scenario where it happens to be a lie, referring to the whole "if a girl gets raped it's her fault because what did she expect" logic you guys ALWAYS seem to use). Oh, and MOST suicides are men. Do I even need to bring up the current U.S. president, who literally just got put in his place by a woman giving him a few stern words after he literally shut down the government and put hundreds of livelihoods at risk because they wouldn't give him exactly what he wanted? But WOMEN are the illogical and emotional ones. Definitely. Whatever helps you sleep at night buddy.

[@olegtz]

@@LordofFullmetal lol, get help

[@offbrand_2863]

@@olegtz that's not what I'm like I thought that it was entirely wrong to do that to the man very insulting

[@offbrand_2863]

@@LordofFullmetal men don't rape women because they look good on average it's because they want to have power and control anything else is an excuse

[@carsonmcmasters]

House M.D is the reason I am becoming a First Responder, or joining the military as a Combat Medic.

[@ubeylamp4617]

General Secretary Ryder Marr nice man! I mean it is an interesting reason, but a noble job so i hope you the best!

[@jood9039]

Ya same

[@carsonmcmasters]

@@mumbles005 Depends on if you go Greenside or Seaside. But the army is where my father wants me to go since he was Special Forces.

[@masters.1000]

@@carsonmcmasters Pity.

[@toastcrunch9387]

Sorry to hear that. Get well soon.

[@somerandomguy2316]

I love this show so fricken much, house is the only morally neutral character I can properly relate to.

[@masters.1000]

Except for abortion.

[@Eoninator]

@@masters.1000 I am trying to abort my son, is 18 years too late or do I still have time?

[@masters.1000]

@@Eoninator Nope, better late than never.

[@DronZizzle]

@@masters.1000 i think he sorta changes his mind on that subject, or at least comes to understand the other side of the issue, in the episode where he does a surgery on the pregnant mom and the baby in the uterus grabs his finger

[@benjaminluebberst168]

Darryl Eloff according to about half of US its murder anyway so I say go for the gold. Also dismember him while he is alive give him the real abortion experience.....New York might pass a law giving you funding to do it. Make it a KZbin series. Man the possibilities are endless

[@preslyekpebe9372]

"Is that the mum...... I've got a good comeback if it's the mum" what a character

[@RuralTowner]

The first 60+ seconds those girls made me cringe....

[@foolslayer9416]

*7:03* Aayyy, round of applause to Foreman for saving the writer from the pathological liar. Another man saved from being falsely accused of a crime he didn't do.

[@foolslayer9416]

@42 jade The guy almost had his life ruined by a girl he didn't even touch. Take a step back.

[@laurenbruges8784]

She isn’t a pathological liar, she had a brain bleed that was causing her to lie.

[@olegtz]

@@coarsegentleman3997 It's when one gender is believed more than the other it's becoming a problem. Women don't lie more. They are just more likely to get away with it.

[@olegtz]

@@coarsegentleman3997 That's why women get lighter punishments in courts for the same crime? context and situation? Give me a break.

[@Rocmax417]

Alexa Cannon brain bleeds don’t actually make people lie lol that’s just another thing the show got wrong very entertaining tho

[@evelynjohnson6186]

Every time someone calls her Allison, I think it beautiful. They actually acknowledge one of jens characters by their first name

[@XMizzTuraX]

There does seem to be a theme, her main two shows, she was referred to as Cameron and then Swan. But Swan was more of a pet name from Hook but still

[@remi1279]

8:54 The patient looks like a teenage version of Gina Linetti

[@DemonaterTheAce]

JustSlickStuff! lol

[@kaileefrench8790]

yess!!

[@bakugoukatsuki209]

It’s not the Doctor’s Job to search for information and Interrogate suspects. (Booth and Brennan where are you😢) Lol what if Bones and House M.D teamed up like.. omg

[@eadricng3267]

I'd imagine House trying to annoy Bones alot... :D

[@lolqueen870]

BerryKnots 14 Bones and House would become best friends

[@bakugoukatsuki209]

Lol Queen YESSSS or maybe they would just insult one another 😆

[@hugopereira5640]

house would hate bones since she's an arrogant moron that doesn't sound half as Smart or witty as house to make up for said arrogance. God I'm glad that show is off the TV.

[@dlr_rosa254]

Omg another Bones fan!!! Didn't think to see one here, I thought about bones and booth at that exact moment too lol, though statutory rape is not a part of federal jurisdiction. Gotta miss them

[@ryansoon1527]

House is literally the greatest detective

[@romulusnr]

House... Holmes... Hmmm :) also it's legit, in a few episodes we see his apartment number is 221B... sherlock holmes was a big influence on the design of the character. brusque, abrasive, brilliant, almost always right in the end Also Wilson... Watson...

[@tacticsnbacon3939]

House seems like such a nice and friendly person, i dont even have to watch a full episode to get that! I think they make it almost overly clear how nice he is! If only this series would have continued longer there would be more nice comments and more house episodes for them to release on youtube, they have got to be running short soon.

[@abbey2911]

Tactics 'n' Bacon lmao it had like 8 seasons... and wouldnt go as far to say friendly

[@johndoe-gt4rx]

I think you were experiencing a stroke when you wrote this comment.

[@tacticsnbacon3939]

some of you cant read sarcasm i guess

[@tacticsnbacon3939]

@@abbey2911 i have watched the whole series

[@pink_angel2222]

r/whoosh

[@robashton8606]

If memory serves, this is the episode during which House describes Lars Ulrich as "the greatest metal drummer of all time", proving conclusively that he _is_ capable of being utterly wrong.

[@oz_jones]

Usually he gets it right at the end, but not this time. Sadly. I love Metallica, especially the early years but... yeah.

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

I almost stopped watching. I tried to assume it was sarcastic

[@sethchritton9926]

All this proves is you don't know the difference between fact and opinions

[@alonsobruni8131]

that was the best joke in the entire series

[@mikejohnson599]

Years ago I didn't like house thought he was just another smart as but after seeing all the re runs in sequence I really enjoy his caustic humor and philosophies , I liked him a lot as Wooster too so long ago.

[@mario7832]

I enjoyed him on Friends

[@BlackavarWD]

House and Dr. Cox from Scrubs... my heroes!

[@romulusnr]

Bit different character though :) bertie wooster was a moron

[@romulusnr]

personally I remembered him more from his Blackadder III days

[@Mimiroo]

I love how his argument is that almost no one has hemochromatosis when in reality it’s one of the more common blood diseases. I have a few relatives who have it and usually for women they don’t find out they have it until menopause.

[@MLIOGJXNUYAT]

So then they know to avoid oysters? Or was that made up?

[@PRubin-rh4sr]

​@@MLIOGJXNUYATVibrio spp. thrives in the presence of iron. This House ep. might make more sense if she ate oysters with an open wound, getting it thru ingestion when immunocompetent seems very very very unlikely.

[@kimlipslips1982]

Makes sense, since menstruation depletes iron

[@Slothacious]

So no one on the show is gonna talk to her about making up accusations of sexual assault?

[@DRKLCNS1]

she was incapable of rational thinking, she would say whatever she wanted.

[@tehcoolemu]

She wasn't intentionally making up accusations, she had a medical condition causing her to lie about everything constantly. What would be the point of "talking to her" about that? When she was cured, she told the truth matter-of-factly, without any kind of pressure or duress or second thought. I'm glad the guy didn't get hit with a false accusation (or get attacked by the dad), but her saying it wasn't her fault, because it wasn't under her control. Or do you think people with Tourette's are just really rude, and need a lecture on manners?

[@puffena9013]

She was literally incapable of telling the truth. Out of any time to be outraged over a line, this just isn’t it.

[@ThaFuzzwood]

@@DRKLCNS1 Yep, just like some accusations in the real world. But you are apparently part of the problem if you demand evidence and not believe the puppy eyes straight away. Doesn't matter if the life of the accused gets totally destroyed.

[@4079907]

@@tehcoolemu so just hell with the guys feelings....

[@hannahs2077]

Has anybody writing this dialogue ever met a teenager

[@mydigitallife8311]

right?!

[@cameronschmit6472]

“They’re filming the motion picture now!” -things kids don’t say

[@cksoup]

best part was when he opened the door and saw cameron, smiled, then looked behind her and saw a guy and stopped lol

[@chasfarthing244]

"It's not stalking if you don't go up to the person." Eeeeeerm I think it counts

[@randymarshislorde]

God I LOVE when Cameron gets on some kinda moral high horse thing and then gets proven wrong. For that matter, she kinda owes the slightly douchebagish hack writer an apology. Watching the "morally outraged" characters rethinking their entire belief structure when things don't match up with how they thought they would go is absolutely just MWAH *chef's kiss* 👌

[@dharmallars]

While I agree with you I do think at the end of this particular clip Cameron is definitely more relieved than angry that she was wrong. If she was right it would have meant something horrible happened to the girl.

[@smitty.w483]

i love how tired Chase looks when house is on the phone

[@wobby1268]

Chase was wrestling with his "how-do-I-tell-my-wife-I'm-a-murderer" demons at this point, so he had fewer fucks to give for House's antics than he normally would have.

[@owenkilloran5418]

Why did the intro to Safety Dance play at 3:54 for a second?

[@owenkilloran5418]

Like it just was so random.

[@michaelweston6083]

It made my day better.

[@SoftwareAgentsTV]

There was a scene at an 80's party that they skipped over.

[@metamorphicorder]

Its actually a really good episode for house and cuddy.

[@danlorett2184]

A common scene transition technique in film (and TV obviously) is to play audio from the next scene you're going to cut to a couple seconds in advance. It's so common we don't really notice it when we're watching it but if you edit the scene out then you either have to cut the previous scene a few seconds early or leave a weird audio cut.

[@muhaiminahasan3054]

“More blood, more iron, more bleeding, more blood.”

[@EphemeralProductions]

For anyone who didn't now, the goateed guy with curly hair is Marcus Giamatti, Paul Giamattis brother. :). Also is a bass player for a band whose name I cannot remember lol

[@starkiller7212]

“It’s not stalking if you don’t go up to the person and bother them.” - That’s, not how stalking works.

[@antwto8784]

"We did everything he did, ate the exact same meal he ate" Cameron: "...cool(!)" 😂

[@bg.dragon1419]

HOUSE is just way too badass ... literally solved the thing for record time and wasn't even there....

[@WarChaserz]

Love how house is always ready "I have a good comeback!"

[@YouTubeBlowsDaily]

Can't help but feel bad for the comic book writer. Dude is literally a victim of false accusations

[@jimmyfirecracker1831]

Are we just going to ignore the fact they were willing to destroy an innocent mans career of a false accusation?

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

With no apology later.

[@jonanderirureta8331]

What a realistic show

[@ThaFuzzwood]

No of course not. Waman's word is always truth.

[@Alex-fu3mi]

Incels mad about a fictional show

[@4079907]

@@Alex-fu3mi apparently this doesn't happen in the real world.

[@cgme7076]

I always loved this show. But whenever they had to do some recon it was like, "All right, let me get my .12 gauge for the door and some amyl nitrate for the guy we have to question." Like, what kind of doctor would ever be this invasive and completely get away with it?

[@danielleza908]

"Is that the dad? I got a good comeback.." "It's Chase." 😐 🤣🤣🤣

[@GollyGeeWilikers]

the patient sounds like she'd have an amazing singing voice

[@cowboykirby3185]

When you don’t understand the significance of them saying you wouldn’t get it You wouldn’t get it

[@DC-co8dw]

8:10 "but almost no one has hemochromatosis" -I'm pretty sure it's quite common.

[@illbuyourniknak]

6:54 In case no one else caught it, she hates her parents. I can’t say I blame her…

[@flyawaytodie]

The part with House on the phone is one of my favourite scenes from the whole series!

[@Groteskfull]

3:45 Love how the look on his face changes once he sees another guy there too. 😆

[@Kakashi713]

And this is why, House is still Boss when his team can't solve it.

[@georgepaul6240]

That phone call always gets me

[@kbholla]

Who the hell puts oysters in a to go box?

[@pulsatingwenis1674]

Kbholla i know right?

[@debbieuzo9362]

Yeah i though its suppose to kill if not alive

[@jempalmer867]

I’ve never even seen this show yet I’m binging the KZbin

[@romulusnr]

it was a great show, highly recommend

[@jempalmer867]

@@romulusnr I’m on season 6 now :D

[@Fresh_Biscuits]

3:40 Doctor- "And SHE told you she went to get ice? 🤔..." Keytar- 🎶🎵🎵

[@kamnapavon4638]

"She had all the Power. She Controlled Him. It only went as far as She allowed. She had all the Power."

[@hishamzaza174]

"Now pick up the phone and give me a dramatic exit" Good ol' doc

[@gravedigger9313]

I live in Africa Have to watch these on you tube Brilliant stuff. House is a human that all humans need to be. Either tell people the truth or you’re lying

[@jasmine9581]

1:16 *cough* Ten-foot rule with exceptions

[@torakunoichi]

Digging Cameron’s outfit in the beginning It’s not stalking if you don’t approach the person.............that is exactly what stalking is

[@Germaximus]

I've re-watched every season of House 9 times so far. Probably gonna be 10 soon. Love this show.

[@mycelia_ow]

lol

[@rukasan5929]

I always half suspected he left the journal there on purpose

[@Ndowah]

The phone call though😂😂😂💀

[@whatintheheck4692]

I love how the doctors are also the detectives and no one bats an eye.

[@gener.1253]

Why is House the only doctor who has ever heard of hemochromatosis. First; A very simple blood test can check for high iron level in the blood. Second ;symptoms usually don't appear in women until they are in their 60s. Third; This is the third time the writers have used this diagnosis.

[@shrekfan92]

"It's not stalking...." "We just followed him around...."

[@fly124]

Jennifer Morrison....such a good actress. I watch Once Upon A Time before I watched House and did not realize that it was the same actress. I did not know Cameron was Emma Swan.

[@pyarahindustani8553]

"Puck up the phone and give me dramatic exit ",😆

[@jacobslimm7814]

“It’s not stalking if you don’t go up to the person and bother them, so we followed him discretely” 🤣 ok