Speed Dating | House M.D.

House, Chase and Wilson go speed dating.
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[@Its_just_me_man]

You should've had the part where Wilson goes "I'm going speed dating" and then House says, "So you're dating on crystal meth? Count me in!"

[@sam93931]

TheYorkMan, you must be fun at parties.. gtfo

[@roamer1389]

Thats how they make their miserable lives more exciting

[@invictusmaximus8875]

You can still have different Methamphetamines the Methamphetamine used as crystal an N,N-Dimethamphetamine.

[@robertbrandywine]

Rx7 Mx8 - Didn't you just contradict yourself? If there is class of drugs named amphetamines under which are amphetamine and methamphetamine, then how can there be no such thing as methamphetamine?

[@Irmarinen]

So, you're going on a date on... SPEEEEEEED?

[@827Drew]

'I play video games.' 'Oh, professionally?' 'I wish bruh.' Best conversation in the history of human beings.

[@bait5257]

Bruh

[@827Drew]

@@bait5257 Yeah, it wasn't Chase's greatest line, but he was trying to get the girls to hate him, lol. House was right in the end. Nothing mattered there, except looks.

[@yuraretz2379]

@@827Drew and yet some guys will still try to use the “I play video games” pickup line after watching this 😁

[@GOLANX]

​@@yuraretz2379 You'd Prefer they Lie? "Everybody lies"

[@RaynmanPlays]

He could stream it. He'd get a million subs even if he never made it out of Silver.

[@Manchineel3993]

2:32 he found his soulmate. 2:50 ....well that was short lived.

[@gwanael34]

Well he knew what he wanted but she was faking it. It's not really a paradox at this point.

[@Howyaduing]

He was savage to that chick

[@guthixmax]

How did he know she was manipulative and what was she using to cold read him

[@SvendleBerries]

+alotic ragger If you had payed attention, your question would answer itself. It goes something like this: She used the crossword puzzle to appear to be intellectual, even filled in some of the answers, but instead of actually answering them, she just put in random words. She is also trying to play the,"Im not here because I want to be." card, pretending to be above it all by attempting to not care, yet she obviously does. Basically, she wants to appear to be "chummy" in order to garner more attention from men who think they are smart, but not smart enough to see through her bullshit. Whats all this mean? She wants a free meal and a drink. Thats all. Its just that with her tactics, she is aiming high.

[@roamer1389]

Thats pretty much all women in a nutshell.

[@mynameisgladiator1933]

A painfully honest show. Beauty still rules for most people.

[@cynthiahutchinson5035]

Jackdogg

[@quandmeme9970]

Actually today more and more people don't care at all about dating, relationships and sex.

[@derschafer1012]

True, but there’s a lot of good men and women out there. Maybe they’re the slight minority, but they’re not hard to find if you look in the right places.

[@AverageLeagueHack]

Given that women no longer cook or clean anything, but still don't want to pay for ANYthing what's left?

[@gamingseru4846]

@@AverageLeagueHack dude trust me there are still women outthere who can be a loving wife and mother for furute kids,but indeed its quite hard to find so you need to be selective

[@KitWinchester2010]

Ah baby Chase and his supportive dads lol

[@aditee]

Someone needs to write a Fanfic.

[@firebenderkitty313]

@@aditee There are Chase/House fanfics. Weirdest thing I've ever read lol

[@wobby1268]

@@aditee There are a lot of fics with these three...though most of them feature decidedly NON-paternal expressions of affection. 😜

[@emmamanfredi792]

@@wobby1268 OH MY GOD ARE U KIDDING ME?!?!? people really make fanfics for everything lmao

[@mistrallle]

"Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you" LOOOOOL

[@fuzzyscarfandmittens4772]

I miss House. He was sarcastic and smart enough to disarm with but a few words.

[@whatsinaname7289]

Heeey...wait a minute. Is that the scarf Eren gave to Mikasa?

[@Mr12Relic]

"I'm a chocolatier." "I could tell by your hips."

[@AKASHDRUKPA]

Pf

[@asmitha8882]

I felt bad for that women

[@williamdeng7524]

it would be funny if i knew what what a chocolatier was lol

[@Shinigami13133]

Legit just go "I could tell by your hips, because they're sweet!" Bingo

[@wobby1268]

@@asmitha8882 I did, too, dammit. And I love Chase like, whoa, but I was a little pissed at him for that. You really need to say something that mean to this perfectly nice, sweet girl just to win a bet with your crazy-ass boss? No. No, you don't. Bad Chase! Come here and let me spank you.

[@mashaparfenenko905]

The "detective" girl is gorgeous.

[@reysolnaciente1973]

She is Hot 🔥🔥🔥

[@Boredoutofmywits]

Yup, and a hell of a flirt

[@thelaststarfighter]

And psychotic too

[@NymbusCumulo928]

Like "pants on fire" hot?

[@RandomGuy-ch7ur]

david fernando alava maya She was a con-artist though.

[@wobby1268]

Forget the bet; Chase's biggest mistake was letting House see how much it bothered him. Later in this same episode, Chase diagnoses the POTW with a heart valve issue (merely because she didn't want to lie on her back), and instead of saying "Good work" or "Great catch," a clearly-impressed House praises him with *"God,* you're pretty!" :D

[@drela2588]

?

[@agent6941]

@Christopher Marlowe what question it was just a guestion mark.

[@torycatherine2044]

Hahahahahah I remember that. I was like "that's kinda like a "well done, Chase" but different" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mary-janereallynotsarah684]

Gotta love House. 😄

[@TeppiaxD]

But you can see Chase smile then, it was House’s way of saying good job without saying good job.

[@ecram1120]

"Yeah, but they can't dance like I can." Great line and delivery. I'm using this one day. I felt really bad for the blonde girl with Chase. She was really pretty!

[@yuraretz2379]

The chocolatier girl?

[@NemesisMKIII]

MY GOD HIS ACCENT IS SO GOOD! Honestly, he hides it as well as Hugh does.

[@68404]

Hides it? He doesn't need to. He speaks with an Australian accent.

[@Theomite]

Those Aussies pump out some damn good actors.

[@iconocast]

so chase realy has an accent? as a aus citizen i cant hear it at all

[@yolsclassics6347]

iconocast I suggest you take an industrial power washer to your ears. I can hear the accent a mile a way.

[@iconocast]

yeh but do u live in aus?

[@lvstfire4726]

“Don’t all doctors do that?” “Yeah... but they don’t dance like I CAN”

[@chunjiang3514]

Poor Wilson....

[@PeterSedesse]

That part is not fiction. It is very unlikely you will meet someone who hasn´t had someone who died of cancer, so the first part of any new relationship involves making someone remember one of the worst things that happened to them.... and go!..

[@EhCanadianGamer]

Yeah, his profession probably kills conversation pretty fast.

[@baharmonyy]

Cole Jiang he does it to himself lmaoo

[@MelBell-kw1uv]

He should have just said doctor. Would’ve been a lot easier.

[@hotstuffwatcher]

and when they ask wow impressive! what kind of doctor?

[@zephyromenix8755]

"I'm not that attractive." Yes. Yes you are.

[@oz_jones]

He is.

[@syllevineo]

But... the three of them are all good looking.

[@sarizonana]

syllevineo yes though wilson is the least attractive in my opinion. and House the most attractive

[@syllevineo]

Same. But Wilson was hella pretty in season 1. I would say in season 1 he looked better than Chase

[@sarizonana]

syllevineo not so much to me, I never saw the attraction for Wilson. Actually I wished they would have made the main bromance House and Chase and not having Wilson. Especially much after Starting with the Series Suits. Mike and Harvey are a lot like House and Chase so having the real house and Chase as the main relationship would have been so much better. If you haven’t seen Suits watch it and you’ll see how much it will remind you to House though it’s strange no one compares them except me. Harvey is a lot like House, Mike is chase 2.0 Jessica is Cuddy and Donna is Cameron.

[@Xelltrix]

I actually like Wilson the most lookswise and personality wise tbh.

[@sarizonana]

Xelltrix well My attractiveness my Ranking would be: House Chase Wilson

[@uo.2103]

Everybody is always initially attracted by appearance. All the BS people say about looking for a partner based on their personality is generally false. You don’t look at a person and think “they have a deep inquisitive mind, a kind soul, and shares all my moral values.” No! You see something attractive about them and that’s what usually peaks your interest before getting to know them better.

[@randommanny7659]

Beyold, the truth

[@cameronjosephvideos5942]

Physical attraction is what gets me interested. From there we either hit it off because of her personality or oit goes really badly and I never see her again

[@iwant2haveu]

That’s why people give a free month trial.

[@lesleyschultz6846]

But it's also true that someone can be really beautiful on the outside, and people can recognize that, but at the same time not be excited to date them. The chemistry isn't there. In order to have chemistry there has to be more than external appearance only.

[@comixamples524]

These girls were too attractive for Speed Dating.

[@UpByYou]

Hello ? This is cinema (:

[@ADUSEI6111]

U could say the same about most of the female doctors in this show lol

[@deqniliev595]

yeah like Odette Annable..........you know........

[@skult227]

The guys were too attractive too so

[@NymbusCumulo928]

They're in Jersey, rethink your statement

[@sarizonana]

This is definitely one of my favorite House moments of the whole show

[@oldfrend]

right?!? i've watched more than my fair share of tv and honestly this was one of the most brilliantly written scenes i've ever seen on any show.

[@sarizonana]

oldfrend its a moment you play to someone who ask you why should I watch this show, it’s a scene you can use to make your friends get into it.

[@AgglomeratiProduzioni]

The hard part of being a single oncologist ahah

[@edwartexe]

he really should just say "im a doctor" XD

[@thiefofa1073]

1:39 - "... and I'm on fire for the LORD!" Dammit - hits so close to home for some girls I've dated...

[@symonespiller8312]

Culilus wth

[@hurt12398]

I understand. It gives me great pleasure seeing these self proclaimed "godly" people admit to their evil desires.

[@hurt12398]

Well unless you have died and came back Culilus you are not in a position to say if hell is real or not.

[@hurt12398]

To test a Hypothesis of hell existing or not you have to die then comeback to life and report your findings. Seeing as you have not done that therefore In the name of science you are wrong and I am right for you can neither prove or disprove the fact that hell exists. God I love science.

[@hurt12398]

Hell can be tested just die and come back or live a really long time. You can test God the same way. I guess by that definition that makes them both real according to you. Thanks this was a very enlightening conversation.

[@bullshark3771]

The response chase gave to the “I could afford to lose some weight” was awesome lol

[@juantorres-fk7bk]

"women aren't as distracted by appearances as we are, they look deeper" yeah right!!! House is right, everyone, even women, are incredibly shallow and superficial, being ugly is a true curse in this planet.

[@geministargazer9830]

Maybe it’s because he’s Australian. Apparently Australian women rate a sense of humour as more important than looks.

[@wobby1268]

@@geministargazer9830 That's because those lucky bitches are surrounded by so many hot guys that they just take hotness for granted. Lucky bitches. Have I mentioned they're lucky bitches? 😄

[@SyntheticDivine]

@@geministargazer9830 Most people will say, if asked, that personality and/or sense of humor is more important to them than appearance. They say this (and some actually even believe it) because they don’t want to seem shallow. For most it isn’t true. What they really mean is so long as you meet a certain *minimum standard of appearance* (most will call this something along the lines of “chemistry” to avoid admitting its about looks) then personality and sense of humor become more important than by exactly how much you exceed that standard. I.E. they will take a funny semi-gorgeous guy with a great personality over a fully-gorgeous guy who’s a boring jerk. But they will *still take* the fully-gorgeous jerk over a guy who doesn’t meet their minimum standard of attractiveness irregardless of personality/sense of humor. So when people say personality or humor is what’s most important to them, what they’re really saying is “Once I’ve first narrowed the pool of candidates down based on their looks, then after that personality and sense of humor are what’s most important to me in choosing from among whoever’s left”. Rare indeed is the individual who truly just doesn’t care about looks (or cares so little that it effectively doesn’t matter). They *do* exist, but they’re hard to find, and they’re nowhere *near* as numerous as asking people what’s most important to them when choosing a romantic partner makes them *seem* to be.

[@geministargazer9830]

@@SyntheticDivine the fact that you've classed the minimum standard of attractiveness as "semi-gorgeous" instead of "average" makes me think you're talking about gorgeous women. Which also makes me think you're the kind of guy that does that thing where they pursue women that are gorgeous when they're only average and then wonder why women are so shallow, and don't see the irony. And yes, attractiveness is important because nobody wants to date someone they're not attracted to. But it comes first because it's the first thing you see about someone, not because it's the most important thing. You literally have to look at someone before you can get to know them

[@SyntheticDivine]

@@geministargazer9830 You would be wrong. I'm one of those rare individuals who (though I can objectively gauge appearance) doesn't care about looks. I've dated 10s and I've dated 1s. I'm a sapiosexual. *Intelligence* is what turns me on. Looks are boring. However, just because attractiveness doesn't work that way for me, doesn't mean I can't see the way it works for other people just by watching them interact. I chose the classifications "semi-gorgeous" and "gorgeous" just to make clear, for the sake of a hypothetical example, that I was referring to individuals who would be within the realm of virtually *any* woman's standards of attractiveness. That way I wouldn't get some pedantic individual going "Well, you only said individual A was attractive, and not like super-hot, so what if this girl was this that and whatever". Instead, it looks like I got a pedantic individual going the *opposite* way. KZbin comments, I swear.

[@raipikapi1986]

Chase being handsome got him a lot of girls but I think there were "I can fix him" girls in there too

[@Idiodyssey87]

They only want to fix him because he's handsome. Women don't care about ugly project guys.

[@Veloziraptor111]

This. Unattractive lifestyle and habbits are easier to "fix" than just having an ugly mug and bad genes, which generally can't be done away with quite so easily. Much easier to just find an attractive guy and build from there. By the way, the same can totally apply with the genders reversed.

[@dijorajsenroy1963]

I'm thoroughly entertained by this comment chain

[@dash4800]

@@Veloziraptor111 Are they really though? I've heard plenty of stories of girls dating a hot guy they think they can change, I've never heard of any actually succeeding. However I have heard of plenty of guys being motivated to get into shape, groom better, or dress better because of a woman.

[@bluegoka]

All women are “I-can-fix-him” women.

[@LYWang-tp8tx]

“I don't want kids...” Check. “I'm thinking about going from C to a D” Quadruple check. "And I'm on fire for the Lord!” House.exe has stopped working

[@SouravendraKrishnaDeb]

Chase really is humble for such a good looking guy.

[@alicson]

Humble is when you are aware and gracefully modest. What you're describing of Chase is that he's delusional or naiive. ;) That's not meant as criticism on him, just that he's not as self-aware as genuine modesty and humility require.

[@Lacostanico]

@@alicson both wrong....its the "I dont know im good looking/dont care" trick....

[@MartnCFdk]

Only house can win through Chase's victory

[@olivermoss8963]

Him holding his hand out at the end did it for me 😂

[@alethephobe7586]

"Little girls, who kiss frogs expect it to turn into you" XD

[@Tiger74147]

That chocolatier was cute as hell!

[@laurenjcoates]

“Do you wanna talk about it?” Lmao Wilson

[@Figgy_Jub]

House is such a fucking legend

[@goodlifeFOB]

Gregory House M.D arent you full of yourself

[@oldfrend]

it wasn't that simple. the fact that she lied so easily and naturally screams she's out to scam him. not worth the crazy sex.

[@HanjiTanaka]

Oh yeahyou lie to please a person all the time. That's sad have some self respect for yourself. I pity the self-esteem thats imaginable it truly is sad. She obviously needs a better hobby. Oh and fuck yes we all lie but some extents are a little more farce than others.

[@dm3402]

You could've hit Cameron and you could've smashed this babe. The only reason you didn't was because you had to tell the cold, blunt truth.. Clarence was right, you were the one that should've been locked up instead of him.

[@naz95k71]

this comment is so meta

[@EhCanadianGamer]

Women can just be as shallow as men. Can't blame people, the visual representation of someone is an important first impression.

[@klillym1461]

Eh, Canadian Gamer it really is. It's a prehistoric need to look for someone strong enough to protect you and your children from danger. Those needs are represented on things we find attractive today, good muscles, good teeth, good hair and nice skin are all signs of a healthy person.

[@kenrodriguez2657]

Yeah finally someone said it. It isnt shallow to see the appearance as the first impression. Being very good looking isnt a requirement. Just be decent looking

[@enu_pi_maybe]

Eh, Canadian Gamer o

[@ncblee]

A) it's not "shallow". B) I don't blame people for it. I 'blame" (i.e. condemn) people for having double-standards about it.

[@PunkyPrincessPop]

Tex Truman didn’t what you just watch teach you that mean can be dumb too as long as they’re good looking?

[@Crescentknight8189]

The craziest part is that Chase was upset over his attractiveness. I would love if women found me immediately attractive. He never flaunted his good looks or coasted on them. Hell, he wasn't even aware of them. If him being good looking was a first impression, then great. Build on that. Others have to build on a lot worse with a lot less.

[@mrbentom09]

Crescentknight8189 he wasnt so much upset over his attractiveness as he was: A) annoyed at house for assuming every relationship he'd ever been in was only instigated because of his good looks B) annoyed in general because house was at least partially right I mean if you go your whole life thinking youre only moderately attractive, and assuming your success with women has been due to you being smart and funny with a great personality, then find out that actually, you arent any of those things, women have all just talked to you for your looks, thats got to be a pretty big blow.

[@Crescentknight8189]

Ben Taylor no it wouldn't. I'm witty as hell. Do you know I developed such a witty personality? Because I didn't look like guys like Chase. Someone liking you for how you look and eventually liking you for who you are isn't a bad thing; though it may make you feel bad. It's not a big blow. That's a mild annoyance at best.

[@mrbentom09]

Crescentknight8189 not for him because thats how hes lived his whole life. Imagine beating a game on a hard difficulty setting, and feeling good about the fact that youre really good at the game, then finding out youve accidentaly been playing on easy the entire time. Im not saying you wouldnt get over it, but it would still be a blow.

[@DavidLee-fo6gd]

The man lost $100, Who wouldn't be upset!

[@bernirn]

Chase was always a guy who hated "himself" because he wanted to make his own way, but his background was huge: the job in the hospital was thanks to his dad, despites that he has a huge degree, he married Cameron, but at first, she only wanted him for quick sex, etc etc.. I was happy when at the finale, they made him the chief of the diagnosis department.

[@Mr_Phage]

I need to watch this show too. Preferably before I see all the best clips on youtube first

[@smurfyday]

Why would people do that? Sad.

[@Mr_Phage]

KZbin is an addictive force, 4 minute clips are definitely more digestible than whole episodes + Gives greater potential for binge watching as most people can make time for an extra four minutes not half an hour. Oh also practicalities, I mostly Cannot be arsed to individually find/stream/pirate/pay/or otherwise access these episodes sequentially. Moreover I get to see all the best parts of the show without much of the presumably less entertaining segments. Hope this answers your question and reminds you we're not all cretins

[@ChrisMiller-by6nj]

Despite all the great clips on youtube, trust me, the whole series has plenty of better scenes

[@Ginax2]

You should! This show was great.

[@Ramza941]

Lmao jesus that was well said @Gh0st. And to further his point... this clips are often the highlights of the episodes. Though, I'm sure the right context would've elevated it.

[@cal4021]

And I’m on fire for the lord!

[@bernirn]

DuskenWillow O_O

[@scorpionx1503]

that line got me hahaha! and his face, lol! :))

[@Zamolxes77]

Should have asked which lord. Our beloved overlord, Lrrr of planet Omicron Perseai 8? Our lord Satan?

[@cal4021]

Zamolxes77 Satan is my overlord

[@danieldosso2455]

probably harambae

[@gicking3898]

I never realised I was good looking when I was younger til I gained 25kg and was a lot older. I used to pull attractive female med and law students. No way I can do that now. Looks do matter to women.

[@jaidevnani2253]

Life is a beauty pageant

[@joshdasmiter3]

That look after “I’m on fire for the lord” by House....gets me every time ....miss this show

[@spacedustandplanets7901]

joshdasmiter3 😐this face 😳😳

[@takeaholiday]

“I could tell by your hips” god Chase is hilarious. His face was perfect.

[@joebenzz]

-"I don't want kids" -"check." - "I'm thinking of going from C to a D." -"Quadruple check." -"And i'm on fire for the lord!" - ...... oh ..........

[@JackVermicelli]

That was the line from the clip.

[@ahbahs93]

I literally woke up the entire neighborhood laughing at this

[@bichnhatpham2]

what does she mean by that "on fire for the lord"? can you guys explain for me cuz I'm not a native.

[@Smasho8000]

bích nhật phạm I think it means she just really loves God. Hyper-religious, you know.

[@theresalwaysanotherway3996]

@@bichnhatpham2 she is extremely religious/christian. As in, the kind with their life being apart of her religion, instead of the other way round.

[@montanamartin8905]

Jesse practicing his accent for playing Matt Casey on Chicago Fire

[@LL-pm7rw]

I was halfway through season eight but just could not bear the fact that Cuddy has left the show, so I went back to season one (weird huh) to grant myself a bit of the goodness of the show in its early stage, and I surprisingly gained a whole new appreciation of the earlier episodes

[@sarizonana]

season 1-4 were the best . the latter seasons were very good too with great standout moments like this one but the first 4 were something special

[@williamdeng7524]

it would have never worked cuz cuddy wanted house in jail. which is weird since house crashing her house with a car isnt that unexpected but whatever

[@fiercemushroom4840]

Really? Cuddy was always the worst part of the show for me. I was relieved when she left.

[@sarizonana]

Fierce Mushroom for Me seasons 1-4 Cuddy was really cool, latter season Cuddy 5-8 was insufferable. Early seasons Cuddy was funny and was able to keep up with House’s humor and was able to manage him, made him see when it was time to stop. Latter seasons Cuddy was always intending to make House change or get too upset when House wasn’t like she wanted him to be.

[@momogi618]

yeah last season is getting downhill but whats weird is for me the best episode is in season 6 episode 1 when house got into physic ward. i watch it like 10 times

[@HLsteppa]

Imagine if chase went out on a date with all these women and came clean with the accent and being a doctor, he could not get rid of them.

[@neingtyyyy]

"house is based on Sherlock “now I see it.

[@nowwhat7259]

His apartment number is 221b

[@Theomite]

Because of this scene, I will forever find myself double-checking people's crossword puzzles to see if they're faking it.

[@theguywhoisaustralian1465]

Can you imagine if he used his accent AND told everyone he was a doctor? Every woman there would have slid off her chair like a slip n slide.

[@MrMetallidude]

1:45 "I'm on fire for the Lord". Yeah. I would run out as fast as humanly possible.

[@MrMetallidude]

What truth?

[@MrMetallidude]

That your imaginary so called "god" is real? You cannot just point to your holy text and point at any random object or phenomenon and go "that's evidence". Logic doesn't work like that. Science won't allow that. Just because you have no other explanation for why something is the way it is, that is not an excuse to make up things, just so you won't have to ponder. It just creates more questions and confusion.

[@MrMetallidude]

There are scientists that believe in a god, you're right, but they do not apply the scientific methos to their own beliefs. Besides, there are many different fields witin the scientific community. Experiences and facts are two different things. the brain can be tricked very easily and one can misunderstand a situation based upon many factors (if you already believe in a certain thing, for instance). I don't believe in any god, because there has to be genuine evidence for me to do so. belief is about feelings, if we break it down. Ergo, it's what you want to be true. I know that Science cannot explain everything, but it unravels mysteries all the time. At least Science is trying to understand the world by examiining things in depths and it works by questioning everything, including itself. Constantly. I can not say the same for religion.

[@ivangustov7148]

You two should date.^

[@juda-one]

Getting the extinguisher from the next room ha?

[@hopfrompokemonbad2865]

"Life is a beauty pageant" i love that

[@rudolfhitler4832]

Chase is probably perfect. Rich, Smart, and Goddamn pretty.

[@crusherconi]

Simon No SIMON NO

[@timwoods3171]

Hilarious! This is "so Wilson"!! Each of his tables gets sadder and sadder...

[@scifyry]

They cut out the part where House says "God, you're pretty," to Chase. Lol

[@norainnoflowers1551]

my favorite moment is when House with all certainty offers his hand for his cash XD

[@opturnip]

Lmao 99% of Wilson conversations with people are about dying.

[@sjgee9925]

"The rest is your hair."

[@sarustuff1276]

Not to mention the accent doesn't hurt him either, but you know xD

[@wobby1268]

I always got a kick out of House's mild obsession with Chase's hair.

[@erickruckenberg8716]

Can we see each guy on every date. I'm dying with all 3 of em

[@omartrachen6794]

"im a diagnostician, i find what is wrong with people and i fix it" her: "arent all doctors do that?" him: "yeah but i dance better"....looooooooooooooooooooool

[@MrBraddles3128]

Uh... misquote.

[@ohinianahiuhki9088]

How can you literally destroy every single word they said and put them into " "? lmfao.

[@EIO01]

omar trachen Is there a reference I’m missing? Or is it just a joke?

[@BlackironEzekiel]

First things first: poor Wilson, that kind man hasn't been able to catch a break at all. Secondly: House, you won't find your perfect person... cuz they're gunna find you. And lastly... yes Chase, you ARE that hot.

[@johnnyfreeman1018]

I need to watch this show....

[@Arkatox]

It takes a long time to really get into, but it's sooo good.

[@berealistic9312]

i miss it so much

[@ingridmeulio9371]

U really should

[@VisserZer0]

It is so good.

[@MrElPoderozo1]

Johnny Freeman. Yeah, you really should, you wont regreat it.👍

[@Natalie-cv2nt]

I love how chase isn't over his looks

[@kylesanders8276]

Unless personality hits you at the speed of light, looks will always be the judgment of first impression. It's the mechanics of a 50,000 yr old hardware system-input response.

[@crazyweather7259]

“You mean dating on meth? I’m in.” 😂

[@Hook9d]

'I'm not on anti depressants, I'm on speeeeeed!'

[@IgorOseven]

I tried speed dating a couple of times. This is nothing like it. The women generally usually don't know what to ask or are too nervous. Sometimes, they'll show no interest whatsoever or simply pretend to be interested. You'll have the ones who are excited to talk about themselves and ask about your interests as well, but it's nothing "out there" or ridiculous. Of course, if they showed it as it is in real life, it wouldn't make for a funny or interesting scene.

[@8ee692]

Chase is not bad at hiding his accent, sounds American alright :D

[@Quismo12]

The entire cast of house is super good looking. Like many other medical shows.

[@Smasho8000]

james dean That’s Hollywood for ya.

[@newphonexp]

Watching md house back now after all these years I just can’t help notice how they were setting up chase as the new house he got looks and brains also he had a life changing injury

[@JonPITBZN]

Chase had a life-changing injury?

[@shadyatem]

@@JonPITBZN yea in season 8.

[@kylesanders8276]

Foreman was the one written as a parallel to House. It was a central part of his character's struggle, to not be like House. By comparison Chase was a flat character and grew the least of the original 3. Until he moved to Chicago and started working as a fireman that is ;)

[@wobby1268]

@@kylesanders8276 Hard disagree. Chase had by far the most growth of the original three.

[@ravenclaw_ramen]

@@wobby1268yea for sure. cameron was still the same and foreman got worse in my opinion, and he became more like cuddly throughout the seasons, an annoying administrative figure. chase was the only one who grew for the better

[@polish_filipino]

I think that last girl was the only one to give her number to house. Cause he seen through her disguise. But sadly we never get to see

[@Skunnt]

Everyone just tells Wilson their cancer stories 🤣🤣🤣 poor Wilson

[@notsostrange6177]

poop

[@laurenlizzbeth]

Wilson c'mon just say you're a doctor and leave the oncologist part out.

[@michaelledford4751]

Last month I binge watched all the episodes in every season of house on Amazon prime and this episode is in the top 3 best episodes .

[@kylesanders8276]

Oo, should've saved it for quarantine lol

[@chibiprussia5574]

"I'm on fire for the lord!" 😂😂

[@michallahayes5560]

"the rest is your hair" 😂😂 house oml

[@jesslynch94]

I LOVE HOW JESSE SPENCER CAN DROP HIS ACCENT. THATS BEAUTIFUL.

[@magicsteve5523]

Wilson shoulda known he was gonna get bleak stories after he mentioned he’s an oncologist.

[@kaypandey7221]

Little girls kiss frogs and expect them to turn into you..

[@cwebb2300]

The look on House's face at at the first gong, cracks me the hell up! 😂😂😂

[@queen78284]

2:30 House wasn't looking for a date, but a criminal.😂😂😂

[@JOBEgypte]

its season 6 episode 14 but thanks.

[@arturomillan]

I hate it when good-looking people act as if they weren't when they sure as hell know they're good-looking. It's like they feel the need to pretend they don't know how they look or how people have responded to their looks throughout their whole life.

[@josephgarcia6256]

People have self esteem issues, I used to be one of them. Used to work at a casino with a lot of women in my position and later was pointed out they found me really attractive when I didn't see myself that way.

[@wobby1268]

I really don't think Chase was pretending. He seemed too genuinely surprised at the reactions he got (and the amount of phone numbers he got) even though he was acting like a tool.

[@dylanwight5764]

Chase get a couple of dates -- or a couple dozen -- and House get a couple hundred for the wallet. I'd call that a productive evening.

[@RW77777777]

I wondered if Chase went in with 'everything' would he get more or less responses? I'm not sure how comfortable ladies are with a partner far out of their league that could drop them at anytime, and have another partner lined up an hour later

[@psychoaztecs]

This pretty much shows us the "Halo Effect"

[@WiltsKiwi]

As a person that would resemble Shreks uglier brother, I doubt this would go well for me.

[@hunbenny]

"...lose the accent..." Funny thing to know how good Hugh Laurie at losing his brilliant British accent, and act like a natural born American. But also Jesse Spencer did a good job losing his Aussie accent too!

[@joaosoares-rr5mj]

talking about a hard truth that no woman will admit... they can be as (or even more) superficial than we are...

[@jasonbean7296]

It never fails to amuse..

[@PedroAntonio0796]

Something I found weird is that the name of the fake cop appears in the credits but it was never mentioned in the episode, and it appears as "co-staring" but only had two minutes of screentime.

[@hadracks]

I remember Chase saying something about shooting baby deer for a hobby. "You shoot Bambi?" Best line in the episode.

[@wobby1268]

Wasn't that kangaroos? In Season 8, he told Adams that he hunted "roos" back home because they were delicious.

[@sarah_b_555]

"Little girls kiss frogs, expect them to turn into you." 🤨🙄 "I'm not _that_ good-looking." . . . "You kind of are." 😐

[@ravent2631]

Lol honestly, I find Wilson the most attractive. Chase is more on the 'eh' side for me.

[@AutumnOnFire]

A $100? House should've bet on his entire income for the YEAR

[@F7Aengineer]

Wilson always get the sob stories

[@Rudster14]

...And I'm on fire for the Lord" I died

[@Obtite]

1:16 yeah, most / all doctors does that. most doctors dont have to deal with patients coughing up their lungs and finding a problem in a unborn baby

[@mikeyisbombable]

House was SAVAGE to all those women!! 🤣

[@111jkjk]

How to flatter a good looking person for a hundred bucks

[@mitsukeshukira6261]

My new favorite scene xDD I don't have time to watch whole episodes :P

[@MikeTheBike58]

Been speed dating and it's full of women Looking for gym bores and huge wallets

[@Braxant]

You, on the other hand, were looking for obese poor women?

[@shawnc666]

I'll come to Mikey's defense for the sake of a good argument: No, he isn't and neither am I....and I have gained weight and would definitely consider myself one rung above poor. Nonetheless, you see I am a man and therefore I am labeled a 'pig' and b/c of my sexuality, society has also long deemed me 'shallow'. On the other hand, our society coddles women in this area. Their thoughts, actions and beliefs are believed to be holy and pure......whereas ours....are not..... I guess my point here is that women need to be treated like men in this area.....they are just as shallow as we are.......

[@HanjiTanaka]

If he did he would've obviously gone on a date and would've put that on here too. Sometimes people like you should think before you type. Since you like the opposite doesn't mean he doesn't. Live it a big piece at a time.

[@Laceykat66]

As opposed to the dedicated life partners MEN are looking at, er for.

[@wotchadave]

Incel confirmed

[@laurenjcoates]

The girl around 2:17 with house looks a lot like Cuddy lmao

[@HmoobHer559]

Hmmm not to me, Cuddy imo is waaaay more attractive, not to say that woman isn’t, but I’d prob still choose Cuddy

[@billd7197]

"I have no job and I live with my parents". George Costanza

[@dhruvgupta8739]

1:53 she is kinda cute