I think the fact that he kept giving talks about the state of the Uyghur's even when nobody cared shows he really did care. Maybe he was naive, but he was earnest.
@ninamartin10842 жыл бұрын
I think most converts are.
@philtkaswahl21242 жыл бұрын
"Due to the British public's lack of tastebuds, it was a successful operation." It was less the joke than the matter of factly tone it was delivered in that destroyed my sides.
@swedish0spartans2 жыл бұрын
Shortly after his statement, I found mine in orbit.
@MolloyPolloy2 жыл бұрын
Yep. Spending centuries colonising the world for spices for none of them to be used in cooking.
@JJaqn052 жыл бұрын
@@MolloyPolloy Our spices our good enough
@abbyalphonse4992 жыл бұрын
@@JJaqn05 Yeah. All 2 of them. Salt and pepper.
@JJaqn052 жыл бұрын
@@abbyalphonse499 Thats all you need. Our food doesnt need much more. If everyone had the same cuisine the same spices the same recipies it would be boring. And you are assuming we dont use anything more. People call Indian food, Chinese food, Japanese food the best. If thats the case then British food is also the best since our cuisine is also influenced by these countries
@md1trk2 жыл бұрын
As a young Muslim who is currently trying to build my own pickle and condiment-based empire, this video really resonated with me.
@artair702 жыл бұрын
@@AysDoStuff I think China will have issue with that.
@forickgrimaldus83012 жыл бұрын
Pickle King Rick of Tartary 🤘
@Noah_Pearson2 жыл бұрын
@Geba that’s the IRA wrong people
@lordgemini23762 жыл бұрын
@@AysDoStuff based
@lordgemini23762 жыл бұрын
@Geba The Irish have converted to Islam? Sectarianism really is taking another turn over there it seems 🤔
@AlejandroFlores-vi8tl2 жыл бұрын
The Pickle King of Tartary sounds like one those adventure books about british school boys from boarding school going on fanciful adventures to whimsical lands
@ninamartin10842 жыл бұрын
I'm beginning to think they were all based on true life lol
@mrpotatomanboii32372 жыл бұрын
@@ninamartin1084 yes
@MrJamesGagliano2 жыл бұрын
How did we never hear about this guy? This story is mental
@dontparticipate2402 жыл бұрын
Big Dill gotta keep a brother down.
@Eshanas2 жыл бұрын
It's one of those things you'll expect to see in TNO or Kaiserreich or Red dawn, but he seemed earnest in his faith and life. The part that maybe the President of the ETR didn't know would be iffy, but eventually we'll never know if the people would had accepted him. History is full of little stories like these, from Brunei to Beaver Island. Thanks for sharing this one!
@ArgLarper2 жыл бұрын
BRAIN ROOOOOOT
@novi_xa2 жыл бұрын
What was that estonian dude who became mongolian khan
@AlternateTimelord2 жыл бұрын
@@novi_xa I think you’re talking about Roman von Ungern-Sternberg, though he was never a khan, just a crazy commander
@AiluridaeAureus2 жыл бұрын
Except Roman von Ungern-Sternberg from Kaiserreich actually did happen, he just didn't last long enough in our timeline to become Khan.
@oscarwind42662 жыл бұрын
Honestly, if you get a Wikipedia article and your occupation doesn't read something like: pickle manufacturer, Islamic philanthropist, King-elect of Islamestan Are you even trying?
@ninamartin10842 жыл бұрын
Just got myself some new life goals, thanks.
@hal900x2 жыл бұрын
He seems like a genuinely good guy. He focused on the positive aspects of Islam like giving to less fortunate, and it can not have been easy to advocate for religious equality in that time and place. In some respects he gave up privilege for spiritual truth and I cannot fault a man for that.
@Rotisiv2 жыл бұрын
Islam is probably one of the most misunderstood faiths in the entire world.
@wormwoodcocktail Жыл бұрын
Islam’s greatest attribute is it’s unwavering affection for kitty cats
@Riot0762 жыл бұрын
Actually there's also a different historical figure with a very similar premise to his story - the Polish-Hungarian nobleman Maurycy Beniowski,who became a king of the Malgash tribe on Madagaskar
@atomicpotato82452 жыл бұрын
don't forget the German noble that became a Mongol Khan - Roman von Ungern-Sternberg
@TheHowlingEye2 жыл бұрын
also a fugitive from a siberian prison, a pirate for a short time and generally a very progressive person in the colonial age
@Jotari2 жыл бұрын
And the Spaniard who became king of the Amazon, Ildefonso Graña Cortizo.
@danielwordsworth18432 жыл бұрын
Polish-Hungarian my ass he was Slovak! one of the few popular figures from my small country tho, back in the day my country was under dominion of Hungary, pretty dark times
@Carbon28619962 жыл бұрын
Also the american who became king of the Sanwi people in Ivory Coast. His name? Michael Jackson
@migs81692 жыл бұрын
YES MORE HOCHELAGA! I love the unique and interesting stories you cover!!
@Make_Pepe_Great_Again2 жыл бұрын
hochelaga: Today we are talking about mythical beasts, Angels and beings from Christianity, religion, etc. Also hochelaga: british pickles.
@jenovahost2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit the LINKS. This guy has got to have one of the most detailed YT descriptions out there and I'm here for it
@KyFletch2 жыл бұрын
“For many, however , it was just simply too far away to be of interest” is exactly why people aren’t talking about what the Chinese Government is doing the the Uyghurs today. In a roundabout way you’ve shined a light on this. Keep up the great content.
@alexeysaranchev61182 жыл бұрын
There's probably a shitload of problems in your fatherland you can try fixing, before having the audacity to play the world's gendarme. What makes you think you or your country should forget everything else and try to save that obscure nation, whose only historical footmark was being assaulted by the chinese? Why should I care about them instead of the troubles of my own people? And a last question that you'd better answer to yourself: What do you play whiteknight for?
@dcj9912 жыл бұрын
Those allegations have been debunked for a while now
@jakekaywell59722 жыл бұрын
A modicum of research would show that the Uyghur genocide by CCP forces to be fabricated. Xinjiang is currently one of the most per capita tourist-dense regions of China, you have eyes-and-ears from around the world and yet not a tiny smidgen of evidence not linking back to NGO propaganda outlets or literally the US State Department can be found. The border of Xinjiang isn't Western India, the Chinese government doesn't have floodlights lining the entire border of the XUAR like India has on it's border with Pakistan. Information and people leave and enter Xinjiang everyday, it's not a blackhole of 'No Return'. The Uyghur "genocide" is legitimately the sole genocide in known history (so at a charitable minimum of 5-6 thousand years) to not cause a mass refugee crisis from people fleeing to protect their lives and livelihoods. The Rohingya genocide in Myanmar led to hundreds of thousands of refugees. Neighboring Bangladesh has nearly 1 million Rohingya in refugee camps. Rohingya refugees even constitute my US state's largest minority group. And yet, no waves of Uyghur refugees have been or are rushing into Mongolia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, or Pakistan. The only major Uyghur populations outside of Xinjiang and it's immediate neighboring areas are Syria and Turkey because the US and Saudi Arabia funded Wahhabism in the region in a failed attempt to destabilize China and a SUCCESSFUL attempt at radicalizing unsuspecting Uyghurs into being their reactionary soldiers in the Syrian Civil War. The past Urumqi riots and bombings didn't pop into existence for no reason, they were ideologically propped up by imperialists halfway across the globe who in reality don't have even a single shred of empathy for them.
@badlydrawnturtle84842 жыл бұрын
@@jakekaywell5972 China, unlike your attempt to smudge the facts, is both massively controlling of information and a deep surveillance state that doesn't allow independent movement. You can't flee from China where the government watches every move, and even in tourism holes an outsider must stay on the paths the Chinese government sets for them or be hauled off to jail for "espionage". This is the diffference between a genocide carried out by a small, unstable state and a mature, totalitarian dictatorship.
@jakekaywell59722 жыл бұрын
@@badlydrawnturtle8484 I guess those thousands of foreign tourists (roughly 670,000 as of 2019) who visit Xinjiang yearly are all wrong then. If there was truly something there, someone from "the outside world" would have found it by now out of sheer probablility, regardless of the CCP's restrictions. Also, I'm not exactly a fan of the CCP myself. It's just that we must distinguish the actual crimes they did or are doing from blatantly false events. Otherwise, we're no better than they are.
@metalxhead2 жыл бұрын
I love how each video has a slightly different personality. You said you wanted to improve your video making skills, and it is delightful to look for the different techniques and elements you add to every video.
@Skechy36032 жыл бұрын
I can see this story being made into a Wes Anderson film.
@kets44432 жыл бұрын
Niko
@realanimalshorts2 жыл бұрын
I TURNED MYSELF INTO AN UYGHUR KING MORTY IM UYGHUR KING RIIIICCCK
@forickgrimaldus83012 жыл бұрын
Speaking of Which he looks like Morty
@ActualLiteralKyle2 жыл бұрын
SHEIKHS ON A PLANE!!!! NO! YOU STOP. BECAUSE THATS FUCKING AMAZING AND I LOVE YOU
@ironwillACNH2 жыл бұрын
He turned himself into a king, he's king rick
@nicholaspeters99192 жыл бұрын
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen…
@jchoover1112 жыл бұрын
And that's how pickles wound up in Tartar sauce.
@ninamartin10842 жыл бұрын
That is ......cold.
@ksy47472 жыл бұрын
Aaah why isn't this getting more likes?
@prawduhgee88342 жыл бұрын
That opening shot was the best thing I've seen all week. All praise the mystic pickle!
@ilyasmasker42422 жыл бұрын
Based khaled! Good on him for reverting!
@Artur_M.2 жыл бұрын
Truly amazing story! It would be a whimsical curiosity, if it wasn't reminding about the sad history and (above all) present situation of the Uyghur people. Thank you for pointing it out at the end (and putting the links in the description). BTW This story reminds me about the so-called Samo's Empire (circa 631-658 AD/CE), an early Slavic state, apparently led by some Frankish merchant. It must have been one hell of a story but, as with most things in the early Medieval period, we hardly know any details.
@ikeencho97092 жыл бұрын
"He turned himself into a pickle king! It's the funniest thing I've ever seen"
@forickgrimaldus8301 Жыл бұрын
By Allah it was Halal, Anyone who says otherwise belongs in Jahanan
@elladee2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love your channel. Thanks for another great video~ Looking forward to whatever you share next!
@miscellanonymous2 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite youtube channels
@_gary_s2 жыл бұрын
Sir hochelaga, I feel that your content will go far, very far.
@evank37182 жыл бұрын
Did you just make an entire fake newspaper page for a 5 second zoom out cause that’s dedication
@chrislee36012 жыл бұрын
Probably one of favorite channels on KZbin
@purplesodina2 жыл бұрын
1.7k views in just 21min! you've come a long way! i feel like a proud friend!
@axdillingham66582 жыл бұрын
I turned myself into a Uyghur King, Morty!!!!! I'm the Pickle King of Tartary!!!!!
@Boric782 жыл бұрын
Without doubt the most mental thing I have heard in quite some time. Excellent work.
@kdegraa2 жыл бұрын
Maybe some of the people felt they were in a bad position, stuck between the U.S.S.R. & China. So they thought if they had an English king they would come under the protection of the British empire & could maintain their independence.
@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic78102 жыл бұрын
You mean they thought they were in a pickle🤣
@NightPhoenix.Y2 жыл бұрын
Tell that to Brunei my friend they would say differently.
@lomitimhowan38722 жыл бұрын
I've never heard of this story before. It's really interesting! And I love the modern tie-in at the end about the current state of Xinjiang.
@lavasharkandboygirl9716 Жыл бұрын
I was thinking “wow, that’s a good intro, this video is gonna be awesome!” Then you transitioned straight into doing the outro. This story seems like it would have been fascinating, but you didn’t even scratch the surface
@jackdaniels49752 жыл бұрын
Next HoI4 DLC better include a focus tree for Sinkiang, including to recrown the pickle king
@iremfrat77712 жыл бұрын
Amazing story! As a Turkish, I never knew this. Now I am gonna tell the story to everyone. 😄 Thanks for pointing to the inhumane activities against Uyghur people living in China by the way. As you probably know, Turks and Chinese had fought each other in Asia since the beginning of time. 😄 (Hence the great wall of China) And apparently it is not over. Many Uyghurs ran to Turkey from the rigid executions in China and now they can't even leave the country. We need to pay more attention to the injustice there and show our attitude that it's not okay to treat people like that.
@Athrunwong2 жыл бұрын
True, the Uyghur population were only approx 200 or less in China. Sad.
@jakekaywell59722 жыл бұрын
A modicum of research would show that the Uyghur genocide by CCP forces to be fabricated. Xinjiang is currently one of the most per capita tourist-dense regions of China, you have eyes-and-ears from around the world and yet not a tiny smidgen of evidence not linking back to NGO propaganda outlets or literally the US State Department can be found. The border of Xinjiang isn't Western India, the Chinese government doesn't have floodlights lining the entire border of the XUAR like India has on it's border with Pakistan. Information and people leave and enter Xinjiang everyday, it's not a blackhole of 'No Return'. The Uyghur "genocide" is legitimately the sole genocide in known history (so at a charitable minimum of 5-6 thousand years) to not cause a mass refugee crisis from people fleeing to protect their lives and livelihoods. The Rohingya genocide in Myanmar led to hundreds of thousands of refugees. Neighboring Bangladesh has nearly 1 million Rohingya in refugee camps. Rohingya refugees even constitute my US state's largest minority group. And yet, no waves of Uyghur refugees have been or are rushing into Mongolia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, or Pakistan. The only major Uyghur populations outside of Xinjiang and it's immediate neighboring areas are Syria and Turkey because the US and Saudi Arabia funded Wahhabism in the region in a failed attempt to destabilize China and a SUCCESSFUL attempt at radicalizing unsuspecting Uyghurs into being their reactionary soldiers in the Syrian Civil War. The past Urumqi riots and bombings didn't pop into existence for no reason, they were ideologically propped up by imperialists halfway across the globe who in reality don't have even a single shred of empathy for them.
@voila52392 жыл бұрын
@@jakekaywell5972 I... I would agree yes, but but have you heard the genocide of black people in China? Thats right! The evil Chyna cecep killed black people in Eastern China, Mongols are black. #blackhistorymonth #BLM #wewuzkangz kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJjQeoFsh7adj6M
@jakekaywell59722 жыл бұрын
@@voila5239 Thanks for the information, but is your comment sarcastic towards me or not?
@voila52392 жыл бұрын
@@jakekaywell5972 it is ofcourse sarcastic
@AmericanCaesarian2 жыл бұрын
9:10 it’s called the Uyghur genocide, the most recent episode of the most evil government show
@joncampbell50212 жыл бұрын
With all the political videos that I get sucked into, this channel is so refreshing and o think at this point, is my favourite YT channel
@IKEMENOsakaman2 жыл бұрын
Wow! This was the weirdest story I've ever heard all day today!
@definitelynotarobot48902 жыл бұрын
he honestly seemed like a really genuine bloke
@finnaustin40022 жыл бұрын
He turned himself into a picked, it's the funniest shit I've ever seen
@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y2 жыл бұрын
Today I also found out a Florida man was seen feeding meth to his attack squirrel. That guy becoming ''king'' is 2nd weirdest thing I heard.
@neuto2 жыл бұрын
5:00 Damn, importing a foreign king from not even a neighbouring country is a very wild idea. It's equally amazing how the Uyghurs, in the middle of Asia, even heard of some English businessman of minor fame with the media of the 1930s.
@manolsen48682 жыл бұрын
Uighurs are ancient people with many philosophers and academics in history, theology , art and music ! Slick and paper are Uighur inventions not Chinese they stole it from Uighurs
@GANGRELION2 жыл бұрын
2:18 For whatever reason, that "pickles: a menace?" made me laugh so hard! Thank you very much!
@masrr36782 жыл бұрын
InShaAllah the Uyghur people will be free of the Chinese oppression soon. 💙
@cramerfloro59362 жыл бұрын
Let's hope so
@nannettefreeman73312 жыл бұрын
💙✌️
@colin5912 жыл бұрын
No such thing
@jakekaywell59722 жыл бұрын
A modicum of research would show that the Uyghur genocide by CCP forces to be fabricated. Xinjiang is currently one of the most per capita tourist-dense regions of China, you have eyes-and-ears from around the world and yet not a tiny smidgen of evidence not linking back to NGO propaganda outlets or literally the US State Department can be found. The border of Xinjiang isn't Western India, the Chinese government doesn't have floodlights lining the entire border of the XUAR like India has on it's border with Pakistan. Information and people leave and enter Xinjiang everyday, it's not a blackhole of 'No Return'. The Uyghur "genocide" is legitimately the sole genocide in known history (so at a charitable minimum of 5-6 thousand years) to not cause a mass refugee crisis from people fleeing to protect their lives and livelihoods. The Rohingya genocide in Myanmar led to hundreds of thousands of refugees. Neighboring Bangladesh has nearly 1 million Rohingya in refugee camps. Rohingya refugees even constitute my US state's largest minority group. And yet, no waves of Uyghur refugees have been or are rushing into Mongolia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, or Pakistan. The only major Uyghur populations outside of Xinjiang and it's immediate neighboring areas are Syria and Turkey because the US and Saudi Arabia funded Wahhabism in the region in a failed attempt to destabilize China and a SUCCESSFUL attempt at radicalizing unsuspecting Uyghurs into being their reactionary soldiers in the Syrian Civil War. The past Urumqi riots and bombings didn't pop into existence for no reason, they were ideologically propped up by imperialists halfway across the globe who in reality don't have even a single shred of empathy for them.
@copycat39012 жыл бұрын
@@jakekaywell5972 why are you spamming this so much? How much did they paid you to do this
@BongRipperMD2 жыл бұрын
Amazing as always.
@KarlKatten2 жыл бұрын
dang, you are really good at this
@greenmario30112 жыл бұрын
When I hear the phrase "pickle merchant" I imagine a man selling pickles from a travelling stand, journeying from town to town
@rookwind2 жыл бұрын
i really appreciate this topic being covered irt the situation the Uyghur people currently face and how people who follow Islam in Britain are currently being treated.. despite being a story from a century ago its funny how topical it really is
@dedg0st2 жыл бұрын
what the uyghurs currently face is prosperity. there is no persecution or genocide. i live with the uyghurs.
@blackzed1442 жыл бұрын
@@dedg0st Rlly ? I am just asking?
@lostkin49102 жыл бұрын
@@blackzed144 no there is a genocide. Its essentially impossible to hide now. There are people from china who are paid by the chinese government to go to youtube videos and deny this stuff, if you are interested you should definitely look into it. They're harvesting organs and forcing Uyghur women to bear han chinese children (ethnic cleansing through rape). Its definitely happening.
@treymiller22752 жыл бұрын
@@lostkin4910 That's an insane thing to comment. Every tiny bit, and I absolutely mean 'every', of "evidence" behind the fabricated genocide in Xinjiang is high-quality (read: low-quality, because it's immensely noticable how fabricated of a tale it is with even the tiniest of research) propaganda from the US and its allies. Xinjiang is currently one of the most per capita tourist-dense regions of China, you have eyes-and-ears from around the world and yet not a tiny smidgen of evidence not linking back to NGO propaganda outlets or literally the US State Department can be found. The border of Xinjiang isn't Western India, the Chinese government doesn't have floodlights lining the entire border of the XUAR like India has on it's border with Pakistan. Information and people leave and enter Xinjiang everyday, it's not a blackhole of 'No Return'. The Uyghur "genocide" is legitimately the sole genocide in known history (so at a charitable minimum of 5-6 thousand years) to not cause a mass refugee crisis from people fleeing to protect their lives and livelihoods. The Rohingya genocide in Myanmar led to hundreds of thousands of refugees. Neighboring Bangladesh has nearly 1 million Rohingya in refugee camps. Rohingya refugees even constitute my US state's largest minority group. And yet, no waves of Uyghur refugees have been or are rushing into Mongolia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, or Pakistan. The only major Uyghur populations outside of Xinjiang and it's immediate neighboring areas are Syria and Turkey because the US and Saudi Arabia funded Wahhabism in the region in a failed attempt to destabilize China and a SUCCESSFUL attempt at radicalizing unsuspecting Uyghurs into being their reactionary soldiers in the Syrian Civil War. The past Urumqi riots and bombings didn't pop into existence for no reason, they were ideologically propped up by imperialists halfway across the globe who in reality don't have even a single shred of empathy for them. Please try to think clearly and truly examine what is being spoon-fed to you, because you're very blind to the world in front you.
@treymiller22752 жыл бұрын
@@lostkin4910 The organ harvesting story is purely regarding the religious group, the Falun Gong, in SE China and has nothing to do with Uyghurs. Please get your propaganda straight, mixing and matching your lies is a very clear tell that you haven't researched the issues even a tiny bit.
@nicolebogda14822 жыл бұрын
Ty for your amazing historical postings! Always intrigued & undoubtedly without MUCH research & vested time crammed into masterpiece shorts!
@doodleplop8002 жыл бұрын
I had to read the title about 5 times before I understood it.
@yowbigmo2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much brother. Great video!
@marianaghatag2 жыл бұрын
Always expecting your content, so Good
@FupaDoncic2 жыл бұрын
Free the Uyghurs
@rowantreahs28632 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! Thank you for yet another great piece of entertaining and educational material, Hochelaga.
@cerocero28172 жыл бұрын
I found it harder to believe that you think liking pickles is bad taste than the rest of the story.
@Jotari2 жыл бұрын
You know what's even more bizarre? At the exact same time as this was happening, a random Spaniard, Ildefonso Graña Cortizo, became king of a massive swath of the Amazon after being kidnapped by a local tribe and marrying the chieftain's daughter. The world is truly a weird place.
@SlapstickGenius23 Жыл бұрын
Strange but interesting!
@mindoffisch2 жыл бұрын
in my eyes, he is a legend
@dodaexploda2 жыл бұрын
THAT WAS FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!! It's a great obscure story.
@krasserbub50682 жыл бұрын
Id give so much to live in the timeline where he stayed king and established a pickle dynasty
@alexanderkarvos67282 жыл бұрын
Time Traveler: hmmm... *Throw a rock at a Chinese person* The timeline: All Hail the Pickle Dynasty of Islamistan!
@godsavethequeen72992 жыл бұрын
I feel like some of us were predestined to luck. Like, some people can become the ultimate affluent because they found a dolar and some people work all day and study their wholes lifes to ending poor.
@tamcon722 жыл бұрын
This is _unbelievable!_ Thanks for posting!
@C4Vendetta2 жыл бұрын
What a fascinating story, thank you so much for sharing it
@katrinakeith80662 жыл бұрын
Nice! Great vid, your quality is always top tier!
@ecologicaladam72622 жыл бұрын
Hochelaga, this has distinct paralels with the story of Josiah Harlan, the American adventurer who was the "original" of Rudyard Kipling's tale. .. There's an excellent book by Ben Mackintyre... 👍😊
@SlapstickGenius23 Жыл бұрын
Rudyard Kipling must have heard a news headline of Josiah Harlan!
@commiedoge7472 жыл бұрын
Great channel!
@rateeightx2 жыл бұрын
Considering Sheldrake Isn't A Very Common Name, It's Very Possible This Guy Is Distantly Related To The Musician Cosmo Sheldrake, Just Showing That Doing Crazy Stuff Runs In The Family.
@AM-kr4pv2 жыл бұрын
If had his brother Merlin's book about mushrooms on my wishlist for a while.
@VtheWanderer2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the video, it was great! I had no idea this even happened.
@raemond13912 жыл бұрын
This is amazing! I'm Chinese and my mom is even born in Xinjiang but I never knew that lol, thanks for this interesting piece of fact
@manchagojohnsonmanchago63672 жыл бұрын
east turkmenistan....
@xe53092 жыл бұрын
@@manchagojohnsonmanchago6367 spell it right
@mrpotatomanboii32372 жыл бұрын
@@xe5309 yeah lol
@manchagojohnsonmanchago63672 жыл бұрын
@@xe5309 no
@manolsen48682 жыл бұрын
Xinjang means new territory in Chinese! I am Uighur and father told me when he was 20 there were only Chinese military in east Turkistan, he is 75 now , when came to visit his family in 1987 he got shock from the amount of illegal Chinese immigrants in east Turkistan!!
@swaguel2 жыл бұрын
“Due to the British public’s lack of taste buds” LMAO
@magpie1999ausАй бұрын
Great great stuff, well done
@groerhahn2252 жыл бұрын
This should be a hidden ruler for Sinkiang in HoI4.
@Alaryk1112 жыл бұрын
I mean if you can make a bear to rule Poland why not?
@Evzone18212 жыл бұрын
0:07 “So the Guy summoned a pickle over the steppes. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.”
@Alaryk1112 жыл бұрын
To answer the question if its ok to rule a place where you havn't been befor I would say yes. Many of Polish rulers through out the history were foreigners and they were good Kings/queens. I would even say that they were better than most home grown ones. I feel that when a person becomes a leader to a foreign people he/she does it out of compassion to that country and/or its people. When one becomes a ruler of its own native country he is much more seceptiable to corruption. A foreign king must be more carefull to gain the symphaty of its subjects than a native person who most likelly has a group in the country that will support him/her no matter what so he is less concern about the rest of the country. No of course it's a compplytly different situation when someone conquer a land in the name of foreign power but he is nit a ruler then but a conqueror.
@koraptd60852 жыл бұрын
Many of these "Polish rulers" never actually came to see what country they rule (at least iirc) and what value does a king like that bring to a place? It only allows for crippling decentralization of power and backwardness as the country is unable to propel forward in the race towards even greater power.
@ninamartin10842 жыл бұрын
Certainly a major feature in the line of British monarchs......
@funnyteacherman2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the song "The Pickle King"
@iqnill2 жыл бұрын
Confusing pickles with cucumbers in brine deserves a separate, in depth video.
@ImperialGuardsman742 жыл бұрын
Kipling was an imperialist but he also cautioned against imperialism plenty. For every white man's burden there's a recessional. Chris hitchens wrote a brilliant piece for the atlantic, baring a few mistakes about this many years ago. That at the core kipling is a man of permanent contradictions. Walk with kings and do not lose your common touch and all. You find exaltation of imperium and cautionary tales of it, the king and the common man put both high and low, and jingoism matched with poems about the deep destruction and folly of war. "If one were to assemble a balance sheet of Kipling's own explicit contradictions, it would necessarily include his close relationship with the Bible and the hymnal, and his caustic anti-clericalism; his staunch Anglo nationalism, and his feeling that England itself was petty and parochial; his dislike of nonwhite peoples, and his belief that they were more honest and courageous; his love-hate relationship with the Irish; his contempt, and deep admiration, for the United States; his respect for the working class, and his detestation of the labor movement; his exaltation of the empire, and his conviction that its works were vain and transient." - excrept from the article.
@Goldenblitzer2 жыл бұрын
Given that he continued to style himself as the king in exile, and campaign for his people, he's kind of like the Dali Lamar, and I think we should all campaign for his heirs resturation
@stinkyklink2 жыл бұрын
Dali Lamar from gta 5
@scott190872 жыл бұрын
The world is really letting down the Uyghur people, it’s fucking sad
@619to9742 жыл бұрын
to be fair we are all letting ourselves down by ourselves, c19 pretty much proved that with that dumb sh*tstorm with the toilet paper and now the unvaccinated vs vaccinated. Everybody is playing against everybody, hence nobody wins (except those who are watching us else tear ourselves up while counting their greens, i.e those who make the rules of the game we are almost all inadvertendly playing)
@breadman51162 жыл бұрын
Uyghur "genocide" is a myth propogated by a religious extremist. Please do you your own research
@scrotocles52082 жыл бұрын
@@breadman5116 Watch badempanadas video on the topic and you will all see that it is all real and this dudes just spouting CCP propaganda. Guy must really need his social credit score boosted 🤣
@bluesquadron86672 жыл бұрын
@@breadman5116 sounds like you need to do your own research
@colin5912 жыл бұрын
@@scrotocles5208 there is no evidence, you are the one spouting propaganda. the US state department themselves came clean that they shouldn't have said there was a genocide
@kenken87652 жыл бұрын
"LOOK MORTIMER! I TURNED MYSELF INTO THE KING OF TARTARY! I'M THE PICKLE KING!!!"
@mustafauyghur1622 жыл бұрын
As an Uyghur myself I've never heard of him, we did have many during two East Turkistan republic president the last president of East Turkistan is Ahmatqan Kasimi who was murdered by Chinese and soviet union regime, but I've never heard of him
@NOXJI2 жыл бұрын
He actually was given the offer, to be fair he was a better option than china.
@manolsen48682 жыл бұрын
Yakubbek sent tons of Uighur state gold to British banks this my father tells me always
@idunnoscrub73282 жыл бұрын
amazing video thank you for sharing it with me
@619to9742 жыл бұрын
Very interesting topic ! uploaded a few weeks before a big sport event in some place, it's subtle but greatly appreciated ;)
@akshaypatel5182 жыл бұрын
Love the channel
@VerresNuts2 жыл бұрын
Great video..and great throat singing as well ;)
@mattking13322 жыл бұрын
Great presentation. Love the videos.
@cloudlesssky57632 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love ur vids, congratulations for 500 k subs, Im proud of you ❤️❤️
@yelloweyeball2 жыл бұрын
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A KING, MORTY!!!!
@patrickkirby65802 жыл бұрын
Unironically if he did become a British pickle king of a Central Asian Muslim country he would have actually saved the uyghur from chinas brutal rule on them, he would have become a global hero to all British people, Uyghurs, Muslims, and pickles…….
@Featherogue2 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo @5:30 the dude who wrote that Washington Post article had 0 chill and I fucking love it 😂
@t-kazan44052 жыл бұрын
I expected a video glorifying a spoiled British kid’s zany adventures in an exotic land (ahem). Instead I learned about a pious, well-intentioned man who briefly got himself into a strange situation at the heart of turbulent world politics. Nice.
@TheVenomation2 жыл бұрын
Always enjoy your video topics
@matthewm25282 жыл бұрын
The silk road would have been a very hot and dry venture, and pickles are really good for rehydration.
@AM-kr4pv2 жыл бұрын
This! I have possible electrolyte issues (still being diagnosed) and I get desperately thirsty for periods and eating salty snacks and pickles help.
@katzenauge26982 жыл бұрын
Interesting Story. Thank you!
@Tomiculous_Budd2 жыл бұрын
That intro has to be one of the craziest things I've ever seen
@gabe35612 жыл бұрын
I loooove these intros!!! :D
@NotTheWheel2 жыл бұрын
A Vlasic tale of Juice and Crunch.
@maxbramwell.15982 жыл бұрын
This might just be the most british thing i've ever witnessed.
@byggrynsgroet2 жыл бұрын
i love this story! keep going, man! also now i want pickles :///