How a British Pickle Merchant Became a Uyghur King

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hochelaga

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@codex3693
@codex3693 2 жыл бұрын
I think the fact that he kept giving talks about the state of the Uyghur's even when nobody cared shows he really did care. Maybe he was naive, but he was earnest.
@ninamartin1084
@ninamartin1084 2 жыл бұрын
I think most converts are.
@philtkaswahl2124
@philtkaswahl2124 2 жыл бұрын
"Due to the British public's lack of tastebuds, it was a successful operation." It was less the joke than the matter of factly tone it was delivered in that destroyed my sides.
@swedish0spartans
@swedish0spartans 2 жыл бұрын
Shortly after his statement, I found mine in orbit.
@MolloyPolloy
@MolloyPolloy 2 жыл бұрын
Yep. Spending centuries colonising the world for spices for none of them to be used in cooking.
@JJaqn05
@JJaqn05 2 жыл бұрын
@@MolloyPolloy Our spices our good enough
@abbyalphonse499
@abbyalphonse499 2 жыл бұрын
@@JJaqn05 Yeah. All 2 of them. Salt and pepper.
@JJaqn05
@JJaqn05 2 жыл бұрын
@@abbyalphonse499 Thats all you need. Our food doesnt need much more. If everyone had the same cuisine the same spices the same recipies it would be boring. And you are assuming we dont use anything more. People call Indian food, Chinese food, Japanese food the best. If thats the case then British food is also the best since our cuisine is also influenced by these countries
@md1trk
@md1trk 2 жыл бұрын
As a young Muslim who is currently trying to build my own pickle and condiment-based empire, this video really resonated with me.
@artair70
@artair70 2 жыл бұрын
@@AysDoStuff I think China will have issue with that.
@forickgrimaldus8301
@forickgrimaldus8301 2 жыл бұрын
Pickle King Rick of Tartary 🤘
@Noah_Pearson
@Noah_Pearson 2 жыл бұрын
@Geba that’s the IRA wrong people
@lordgemini2376
@lordgemini2376 2 жыл бұрын
@@AysDoStuff based
@lordgemini2376
@lordgemini2376 2 жыл бұрын
@Geba The Irish have converted to Islam? Sectarianism really is taking another turn over there it seems 🤔
@AlejandroFlores-vi8tl
@AlejandroFlores-vi8tl 2 жыл бұрын
The Pickle King of Tartary sounds like one those adventure books about british school boys from boarding school going on fanciful adventures to whimsical lands
@ninamartin1084
@ninamartin1084 2 жыл бұрын
I'm beginning to think they were all based on true life lol
@mrpotatomanboii3237
@mrpotatomanboii3237 2 жыл бұрын
@@ninamartin1084 yes
@MrJamesGagliano
@MrJamesGagliano 2 жыл бұрын
How did we never hear about this guy? This story is mental
@dontparticipate240
@dontparticipate240 2 жыл бұрын
Big Dill gotta keep a brother down.
@Eshanas
@Eshanas 2 жыл бұрын
It's one of those things you'll expect to see in TNO or Kaiserreich or Red dawn, but he seemed earnest in his faith and life. The part that maybe the President of the ETR didn't know would be iffy, but eventually we'll never know if the people would had accepted him. History is full of little stories like these, from Brunei to Beaver Island. Thanks for sharing this one!
@ArgLarper
@ArgLarper 2 жыл бұрын
BRAIN ROOOOOOT
@novi_xa
@novi_xa 2 жыл бұрын
What was that estonian dude who became mongolian khan
@AlternateTimelord
@AlternateTimelord 2 жыл бұрын
@@novi_xa I think you’re talking about Roman von Ungern-Sternberg, though he was never a khan, just a crazy commander
@AiluridaeAureus
@AiluridaeAureus 2 жыл бұрын
Except Roman von Ungern-Sternberg from Kaiserreich actually did happen, he just didn't last long enough in our timeline to become Khan.
@oscarwind4266
@oscarwind4266 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, if you get a Wikipedia article and your occupation doesn't read something like: pickle manufacturer, Islamic philanthropist, King-elect of Islamestan Are you even trying?
@ninamartin1084
@ninamartin1084 2 жыл бұрын
Just got myself some new life goals, thanks.
@hal900x
@hal900x 2 жыл бұрын
He seems like a genuinely good guy. He focused on the positive aspects of Islam like giving to less fortunate, and it can not have been easy to advocate for religious equality in that time and place. In some respects he gave up privilege for spiritual truth and I cannot fault a man for that.
@Rotisiv
@Rotisiv 2 жыл бұрын
Islam is probably one of the most misunderstood faiths in the entire world.
@wormwoodcocktail
@wormwoodcocktail Жыл бұрын
Islam’s greatest attribute is it’s unwavering affection for kitty cats
@Riot076
@Riot076 2 жыл бұрын
Actually there's also a different historical figure with a very similar premise to his story - the Polish-Hungarian nobleman Maurycy Beniowski,who became a king of the Malgash tribe on Madagaskar
@atomicpotato8245
@atomicpotato8245 2 жыл бұрын
don't forget the German noble that became a Mongol Khan - Roman von Ungern-Sternberg
@TheHowlingEye
@TheHowlingEye 2 жыл бұрын
also a fugitive from a siberian prison, a pirate for a short time and generally a very progressive person in the colonial age
@Jotari
@Jotari 2 жыл бұрын
And the Spaniard who became king of the Amazon, Ildefonso Graña Cortizo.
@danielwordsworth1843
@danielwordsworth1843 2 жыл бұрын
Polish-Hungarian my ass he was Slovak! one of the few popular figures from my small country tho, back in the day my country was under dominion of Hungary, pretty dark times
@Carbon2861996
@Carbon2861996 2 жыл бұрын
Also the american who became king of the Sanwi people in Ivory Coast. His name? Michael Jackson
@migs8169
@migs8169 2 жыл бұрын
YES MORE HOCHELAGA! I love the unique and interesting stories you cover!!
@Make_Pepe_Great_Again
@Make_Pepe_Great_Again 2 жыл бұрын
hochelaga: Today we are talking about mythical beasts, Angels and beings from Christianity, religion, etc. Also hochelaga: british pickles.
@jenovahost
@jenovahost 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit the LINKS. This guy has got to have one of the most detailed YT descriptions out there and I'm here for it
@KyFletch
@KyFletch 2 жыл бұрын
“For many, however , it was just simply too far away to be of interest” is exactly why people aren’t talking about what the Chinese Government is doing the the Uyghurs today. In a roundabout way you’ve shined a light on this. Keep up the great content.
@alexeysaranchev6118
@alexeysaranchev6118 2 жыл бұрын
There's probably a shitload of problems in your fatherland you can try fixing, before having the audacity to play the world's gendarme. What makes you think you or your country should forget everything else and try to save that obscure nation, whose only historical footmark was being assaulted by the chinese? Why should I care about them instead of the troubles of my own people? And a last question that you'd better answer to yourself: What do you play whiteknight for?
@dcj991
@dcj991 2 жыл бұрын
Those allegations have been debunked for a while now
@jakekaywell5972
@jakekaywell5972 2 жыл бұрын
A modicum of research would show that the Uyghur genocide by CCP forces to be fabricated. Xinjiang is currently one of the most per capita tourist-dense regions of China, you have eyes-and-ears from around the world and yet not a tiny smidgen of evidence not linking back to NGO propaganda outlets or literally the US State Department can be found. The border of Xinjiang isn't Western India, the Chinese government doesn't have floodlights lining the entire border of the XUAR like India has on it's border with Pakistan. Information and people leave and enter Xinjiang everyday, it's not a blackhole of 'No Return'. The Uyghur "genocide" is legitimately the sole genocide in known history (so at a charitable minimum of 5-6 thousand years) to not cause a mass refugee crisis from people fleeing to protect their lives and livelihoods. The Rohingya genocide in Myanmar led to hundreds of thousands of refugees. Neighboring Bangladesh has nearly 1 million Rohingya in refugee camps. Rohingya refugees even constitute my US state's largest minority group. And yet, no waves of Uyghur refugees have been or are rushing into Mongolia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, or Pakistan. The only major Uyghur populations outside of Xinjiang and it's immediate neighboring areas are Syria and Turkey because the US and Saudi Arabia funded Wahhabism in the region in a failed attempt to destabilize China and a SUCCESSFUL attempt at radicalizing unsuspecting Uyghurs into being their reactionary soldiers in the Syrian Civil War. The past Urumqi riots and bombings didn't pop into existence for no reason, they were ideologically propped up by imperialists halfway across the globe who in reality don't have even a single shred of empathy for them.
@badlydrawnturtle8484
@badlydrawnturtle8484 2 жыл бұрын
@@jakekaywell5972 China, unlike your attempt to smudge the facts, is both massively controlling of information and a deep surveillance state that doesn't allow independent movement. You can't flee from China where the government watches every move, and even in tourism holes an outsider must stay on the paths the Chinese government sets for them or be hauled off to jail for "espionage". This is the diffference between a genocide carried out by a small, unstable state and a mature, totalitarian dictatorship.
@jakekaywell5972
@jakekaywell5972 2 жыл бұрын
@@badlydrawnturtle8484 I guess those thousands of foreign tourists (roughly 670,000 as of 2019) who visit Xinjiang yearly are all wrong then. If there was truly something there, someone from "the outside world" would have found it by now out of sheer probablility, regardless of the CCP's restrictions. Also, I'm not exactly a fan of the CCP myself. It's just that we must distinguish the actual crimes they did or are doing from blatantly false events. Otherwise, we're no better than they are.
@metalxhead
@metalxhead 2 жыл бұрын
I love how each video has a slightly different personality. You said you wanted to improve your video making skills, and it is delightful to look for the different techniques and elements you add to every video.
@Skechy3603
@Skechy3603 2 жыл бұрын
I can see this story being made into a Wes Anderson film.
@kets4443
@kets4443 2 жыл бұрын
Niko
@realanimalshorts
@realanimalshorts 2 жыл бұрын
I TURNED MYSELF INTO AN UYGHUR KING MORTY IM UYGHUR KING RIIIICCCK
@forickgrimaldus8301
@forickgrimaldus8301 2 жыл бұрын
Speaking of Which he looks like Morty
@ActualLiteralKyle
@ActualLiteralKyle 2 жыл бұрын
SHEIKHS ON A PLANE!!!! NO! YOU STOP. BECAUSE THATS FUCKING AMAZING AND I LOVE YOU
@ironwillACNH
@ironwillACNH 2 жыл бұрын
He turned himself into a king, he's king rick
@nicholaspeters9919
@nicholaspeters9919 2 жыл бұрын
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen…
@jchoover111
@jchoover111 2 жыл бұрын
And that's how pickles wound up in Tartar sauce.
@ninamartin1084
@ninamartin1084 2 жыл бұрын
That is ......cold.
@ksy4747
@ksy4747 2 жыл бұрын
Aaah why isn't this getting more likes?
@prawduhgee8834
@prawduhgee8834 2 жыл бұрын
That opening shot was the best thing I've seen all week. All praise the mystic pickle!
@ilyasmasker4242
@ilyasmasker4242 2 жыл бұрын
Based khaled! Good on him for reverting!
@Artur_M.
@Artur_M. 2 жыл бұрын
Truly amazing story! It would be a whimsical curiosity, if it wasn't reminding about the sad history and (above all) present situation of the Uyghur people. Thank you for pointing it out at the end (and putting the links in the description). BTW This story reminds me about the so-called Samo's Empire (circa 631-658 AD/CE), an early Slavic state, apparently led by some Frankish merchant. It must have been one hell of a story but, as with most things in the early Medieval period, we hardly know any details.
@ikeencho9709
@ikeencho9709 2 жыл бұрын
"He turned himself into a pickle king! It's the funniest thing I've ever seen"
@forickgrimaldus8301
@forickgrimaldus8301 Жыл бұрын
By Allah it was Halal, Anyone who says otherwise belongs in Jahanan
@elladee
@elladee 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love your channel. Thanks for another great video~ Looking forward to whatever you share next!
@miscellanonymous
@miscellanonymous 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite youtube channels
@_gary_s
@_gary_s 2 жыл бұрын
Sir hochelaga, I feel that your content will go far, very far.
@evank3718
@evank3718 2 жыл бұрын
Did you just make an entire fake newspaper page for a 5 second zoom out cause that’s dedication
@chrislee3601
@chrislee3601 2 жыл бұрын
Probably one of favorite channels on KZbin
@purplesodina
@purplesodina 2 жыл бұрын
1.7k views in just 21min! you've come a long way! i feel like a proud friend!
@axdillingham6658
@axdillingham6658 2 жыл бұрын
I turned myself into a Uyghur King, Morty!!!!! I'm the Pickle King of Tartary!!!!!
@Boric78
@Boric78 2 жыл бұрын
Without doubt the most mental thing I have heard in quite some time. Excellent work.
@kdegraa
@kdegraa 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe some of the people felt they were in a bad position, stuck between the U.S.S.R. & China. So they thought if they had an English king they would come under the protection of the British empire & could maintain their independence.
@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810
@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 2 жыл бұрын
You mean they thought they were in a pickle🤣
@NightPhoenix.Y
@NightPhoenix.Y 2 жыл бұрын
Tell that to Brunei my friend they would say differently.
@lomitimhowan3872
@lomitimhowan3872 2 жыл бұрын
I've never heard of this story before. It's really interesting! And I love the modern tie-in at the end about the current state of Xinjiang.
@lavasharkandboygirl9716
@lavasharkandboygirl9716 Жыл бұрын
I was thinking “wow, that’s a good intro, this video is gonna be awesome!” Then you transitioned straight into doing the outro. This story seems like it would have been fascinating, but you didn’t even scratch the surface
@jackdaniels4975
@jackdaniels4975 2 жыл бұрын
Next HoI4 DLC better include a focus tree for Sinkiang, including to recrown the pickle king
@iremfrat7771
@iremfrat7771 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing story! As a Turkish, I never knew this. Now I am gonna tell the story to everyone. 😄 Thanks for pointing to the inhumane activities against Uyghur people living in China by the way. As you probably know, Turks and Chinese had fought each other in Asia since the beginning of time. 😄 (Hence the great wall of China) And apparently it is not over. Many Uyghurs ran to Turkey from the rigid executions in China and now they can't even leave the country. We need to pay more attention to the injustice there and show our attitude that it's not okay to treat people like that.
@Athrunwong
@Athrunwong 2 жыл бұрын
True, the Uyghur population were only approx 200 or less in China. Sad.
@jakekaywell5972
@jakekaywell5972 2 жыл бұрын
A modicum of research would show that the Uyghur genocide by CCP forces to be fabricated. Xinjiang is currently one of the most per capita tourist-dense regions of China, you have eyes-and-ears from around the world and yet not a tiny smidgen of evidence not linking back to NGO propaganda outlets or literally the US State Department can be found. The border of Xinjiang isn't Western India, the Chinese government doesn't have floodlights lining the entire border of the XUAR like India has on it's border with Pakistan. Information and people leave and enter Xinjiang everyday, it's not a blackhole of 'No Return'. The Uyghur "genocide" is legitimately the sole genocide in known history (so at a charitable minimum of 5-6 thousand years) to not cause a mass refugee crisis from people fleeing to protect their lives and livelihoods. The Rohingya genocide in Myanmar led to hundreds of thousands of refugees. Neighboring Bangladesh has nearly 1 million Rohingya in refugee camps. Rohingya refugees even constitute my US state's largest minority group. And yet, no waves of Uyghur refugees have been or are rushing into Mongolia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, or Pakistan. The only major Uyghur populations outside of Xinjiang and it's immediate neighboring areas are Syria and Turkey because the US and Saudi Arabia funded Wahhabism in the region in a failed attempt to destabilize China and a SUCCESSFUL attempt at radicalizing unsuspecting Uyghurs into being their reactionary soldiers in the Syrian Civil War. The past Urumqi riots and bombings didn't pop into existence for no reason, they were ideologically propped up by imperialists halfway across the globe who in reality don't have even a single shred of empathy for them.
@voila5239
@voila5239 2 жыл бұрын
@@jakekaywell5972 I... I would agree yes, but but have you heard the genocide of black people in China? Thats right! The evil Chyna cecep killed black people in Eastern China, Mongols are black. #blackhistorymonth #BLM #wewuzkangz kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJjQeoFsh7adj6M
@jakekaywell5972
@jakekaywell5972 2 жыл бұрын
@@voila5239 Thanks for the information, but is your comment sarcastic towards me or not?
@voila5239
@voila5239 2 жыл бұрын
@@jakekaywell5972 it is ofcourse sarcastic
@AmericanCaesarian
@AmericanCaesarian 2 жыл бұрын
9:10 it’s called the Uyghur genocide, the most recent episode of the most evil government show
@joncampbell5021
@joncampbell5021 2 жыл бұрын
With all the political videos that I get sucked into, this channel is so refreshing and o think at this point, is my favourite YT channel
@IKEMENOsakaman
@IKEMENOsakaman 2 жыл бұрын
Wow! This was the weirdest story I've ever heard all day today!
@definitelynotarobot4890
@definitelynotarobot4890 2 жыл бұрын
he honestly seemed like a really genuine bloke
@finnaustin4002
@finnaustin4002 2 жыл бұрын
He turned himself into a picked, it's the funniest shit I've ever seen
@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 2 жыл бұрын
Today I also found out a Florida man was seen feeding meth to his attack squirrel. That guy becoming ''king'' is 2nd weirdest thing I heard.
@neuto
@neuto 2 жыл бұрын
5:00 Damn, importing a foreign king from not even a neighbouring country is a very wild idea. It's equally amazing how the Uyghurs, in the middle of Asia, even heard of some English businessman of minor fame with the media of the 1930s.
@manolsen4868
@manolsen4868 2 жыл бұрын
Uighurs are ancient people with many philosophers and academics in history, theology , art and music ! Slick and paper are Uighur inventions not Chinese they stole it from Uighurs
@GANGRELION
@GANGRELION 2 жыл бұрын
2:18 For whatever reason, that "pickles: a menace?" made me laugh so hard! Thank you very much!
@masrr3678
@masrr3678 2 жыл бұрын
InShaAllah the Uyghur people will be free of the Chinese oppression soon. 💙
@cramerfloro5936
@cramerfloro5936 2 жыл бұрын
Let's hope so
@nannettefreeman7331
@nannettefreeman7331 2 жыл бұрын
💙✌️
@colin591
@colin591 2 жыл бұрын
No such thing
@jakekaywell5972
@jakekaywell5972 2 жыл бұрын
A modicum of research would show that the Uyghur genocide by CCP forces to be fabricated. Xinjiang is currently one of the most per capita tourist-dense regions of China, you have eyes-and-ears from around the world and yet not a tiny smidgen of evidence not linking back to NGO propaganda outlets or literally the US State Department can be found. The border of Xinjiang isn't Western India, the Chinese government doesn't have floodlights lining the entire border of the XUAR like India has on it's border with Pakistan. Information and people leave and enter Xinjiang everyday, it's not a blackhole of 'No Return'. The Uyghur "genocide" is legitimately the sole genocide in known history (so at a charitable minimum of 5-6 thousand years) to not cause a mass refugee crisis from people fleeing to protect their lives and livelihoods. The Rohingya genocide in Myanmar led to hundreds of thousands of refugees. Neighboring Bangladesh has nearly 1 million Rohingya in refugee camps. Rohingya refugees even constitute my US state's largest minority group. And yet, no waves of Uyghur refugees have been or are rushing into Mongolia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, or Pakistan. The only major Uyghur populations outside of Xinjiang and it's immediate neighboring areas are Syria and Turkey because the US and Saudi Arabia funded Wahhabism in the region in a failed attempt to destabilize China and a SUCCESSFUL attempt at radicalizing unsuspecting Uyghurs into being their reactionary soldiers in the Syrian Civil War. The past Urumqi riots and bombings didn't pop into existence for no reason, they were ideologically propped up by imperialists halfway across the globe who in reality don't have even a single shred of empathy for them.
@copycat3901
@copycat3901 2 жыл бұрын
@@jakekaywell5972 why are you spamming this so much? How much did they paid you to do this
@BongRipperMD
@BongRipperMD 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing as always.
@KarlKatten
@KarlKatten 2 жыл бұрын
dang, you are really good at this
@greenmario3011
@greenmario3011 2 жыл бұрын
When I hear the phrase "pickle merchant" I imagine a man selling pickles from a travelling stand, journeying from town to town
@rookwind
@rookwind 2 жыл бұрын
i really appreciate this topic being covered irt the situation the Uyghur people currently face and how people who follow Islam in Britain are currently being treated.. despite being a story from a century ago its funny how topical it really is
@dedg0st
@dedg0st 2 жыл бұрын
what the uyghurs currently face is prosperity. there is no persecution or genocide. i live with the uyghurs.
@blackzed144
@blackzed144 2 жыл бұрын
@@dedg0st Rlly ? I am just asking?
@lostkin4910
@lostkin4910 2 жыл бұрын
@@blackzed144 no there is a genocide. Its essentially impossible to hide now. There are people from china who are paid by the chinese government to go to youtube videos and deny this stuff, if you are interested you should definitely look into it. They're harvesting organs and forcing Uyghur women to bear han chinese children (ethnic cleansing through rape). Its definitely happening.
@treymiller2275
@treymiller2275 2 жыл бұрын
@@lostkin4910 That's an insane thing to comment. Every tiny bit, and I absolutely mean 'every', of "evidence" behind the fabricated genocide in Xinjiang is high-quality (read: low-quality, because it's immensely noticable how fabricated of a tale it is with even the tiniest of research) propaganda from the US and its allies. Xinjiang is currently one of the most per capita tourist-dense regions of China, you have eyes-and-ears from around the world and yet not a tiny smidgen of evidence not linking back to NGO propaganda outlets or literally the US State Department can be found. The border of Xinjiang isn't Western India, the Chinese government doesn't have floodlights lining the entire border of the XUAR like India has on it's border with Pakistan. Information and people leave and enter Xinjiang everyday, it's not a blackhole of 'No Return'. The Uyghur "genocide" is legitimately the sole genocide in known history (so at a charitable minimum of 5-6 thousand years) to not cause a mass refugee crisis from people fleeing to protect their lives and livelihoods. The Rohingya genocide in Myanmar led to hundreds of thousands of refugees. Neighboring Bangladesh has nearly 1 million Rohingya in refugee camps. Rohingya refugees even constitute my US state's largest minority group. And yet, no waves of Uyghur refugees have been or are rushing into Mongolia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, or Pakistan. The only major Uyghur populations outside of Xinjiang and it's immediate neighboring areas are Syria and Turkey because the US and Saudi Arabia funded Wahhabism in the region in a failed attempt to destabilize China and a SUCCESSFUL attempt at radicalizing unsuspecting Uyghurs into being their reactionary soldiers in the Syrian Civil War. The past Urumqi riots and bombings didn't pop into existence for no reason, they were ideologically propped up by imperialists halfway across the globe who in reality don't have even a single shred of empathy for them. Please try to think clearly and truly examine what is being spoon-fed to you, because you're very blind to the world in front you.
@treymiller2275
@treymiller2275 2 жыл бұрын
@@lostkin4910 The organ harvesting story is purely regarding the religious group, the Falun Gong, in SE China and has nothing to do with Uyghurs. Please get your propaganda straight, mixing and matching your lies is a very clear tell that you haven't researched the issues even a tiny bit.
@nicolebogda1482
@nicolebogda1482 2 жыл бұрын
Ty for your amazing historical postings! Always intrigued & undoubtedly without MUCH research & vested time crammed into masterpiece shorts!
@doodleplop800
@doodleplop800 2 жыл бұрын
I had to read the title about 5 times before I understood it.
@yowbigmo
@yowbigmo 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much brother. Great video!
@marianaghatag
@marianaghatag 2 жыл бұрын
Always expecting your content, so Good
@FupaDoncic
@FupaDoncic 2 жыл бұрын
Free the Uyghurs
@rowantreahs2863
@rowantreahs2863 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! Thank you for yet another great piece of entertaining and educational material, Hochelaga.
@cerocero2817
@cerocero2817 2 жыл бұрын
I found it harder to believe that you think liking pickles is bad taste than the rest of the story.
@Jotari
@Jotari 2 жыл бұрын
You know what's even more bizarre? At the exact same time as this was happening, a random Spaniard, Ildefonso Graña Cortizo, became king of a massive swath of the Amazon after being kidnapped by a local tribe and marrying the chieftain's daughter. The world is truly a weird place.
@SlapstickGenius23
@SlapstickGenius23 Жыл бұрын
Strange but interesting!
@mindoffisch
@mindoffisch 2 жыл бұрын
in my eyes, he is a legend
@dodaexploda
@dodaexploda 2 жыл бұрын
THAT WAS FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!! It's a great obscure story.
@krasserbub5068
@krasserbub5068 2 жыл бұрын
Id give so much to live in the timeline where he stayed king and established a pickle dynasty
@alexanderkarvos6728
@alexanderkarvos6728 2 жыл бұрын
Time Traveler: hmmm... *Throw a rock at a Chinese person* The timeline: All Hail the Pickle Dynasty of Islamistan!
@godsavethequeen7299
@godsavethequeen7299 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like some of us were predestined to luck. Like, some people can become the ultimate affluent because they found a dolar and some people work all day and study their wholes lifes to ending poor.
@tamcon72
@tamcon72 2 жыл бұрын
This is _unbelievable!_ Thanks for posting!
@C4Vendetta
@C4Vendetta 2 жыл бұрын
What a fascinating story, thank you so much for sharing it
@katrinakeith8066
@katrinakeith8066 2 жыл бұрын
Nice! Great vid, your quality is always top tier!
@ecologicaladam7262
@ecologicaladam7262 2 жыл бұрын
Hochelaga, this has distinct paralels with the story of Josiah Harlan, the American adventurer who was the "original" of Rudyard Kipling's tale. .. There's an excellent book by Ben Mackintyre... 👍😊
@SlapstickGenius23
@SlapstickGenius23 Жыл бұрын
Rudyard Kipling must have heard a news headline of Josiah Harlan!
@commiedoge747
@commiedoge747 2 жыл бұрын
Great channel!
@rateeightx
@rateeightx 2 жыл бұрын
Considering Sheldrake Isn't A Very Common Name, It's Very Possible This Guy Is Distantly Related To The Musician Cosmo Sheldrake, Just Showing That Doing Crazy Stuff Runs In The Family.
@AM-kr4pv
@AM-kr4pv 2 жыл бұрын
If had his brother Merlin's book about mushrooms on my wishlist for a while.
@VtheWanderer
@VtheWanderer 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the video, it was great! I had no idea this even happened.
@raemond1391
@raemond1391 2 жыл бұрын
This is amazing! I'm Chinese and my mom is even born in Xinjiang but I never knew that lol, thanks for this interesting piece of fact
@manchagojohnsonmanchago6367
@manchagojohnsonmanchago6367 2 жыл бұрын
east turkmenistan....
@xe5309
@xe5309 2 жыл бұрын
@@manchagojohnsonmanchago6367 spell it right
@mrpotatomanboii3237
@mrpotatomanboii3237 2 жыл бұрын
@@xe5309 yeah lol
@manchagojohnsonmanchago6367
@manchagojohnsonmanchago6367 2 жыл бұрын
@@xe5309 no
@manolsen4868
@manolsen4868 2 жыл бұрын
Xinjang means new territory in Chinese! I am Uighur and father told me when he was 20 there were only Chinese military in east Turkistan, he is 75 now , when came to visit his family in 1987 he got shock from the amount of illegal Chinese immigrants in east Turkistan!!
@swaguel
@swaguel 2 жыл бұрын
“Due to the British public’s lack of taste buds” LMAO
@magpie1999aus
@magpie1999aus Ай бұрын
Great great stuff, well done
@groerhahn225
@groerhahn225 2 жыл бұрын
This should be a hidden ruler for Sinkiang in HoI4.
@Alaryk111
@Alaryk111 2 жыл бұрын
I mean if you can make a bear to rule Poland why not?
@Evzone1821
@Evzone1821 2 жыл бұрын
0:07 “So the Guy summoned a pickle over the steppes. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.”
@Alaryk111
@Alaryk111 2 жыл бұрын
To answer the question if its ok to rule a place where you havn't been befor I would say yes. Many of Polish rulers through out the history were foreigners and they were good Kings/queens. I would even say that they were better than most home grown ones. I feel that when a person becomes a leader to a foreign people he/she does it out of compassion to that country and/or its people. When one becomes a ruler of its own native country he is much more seceptiable to corruption. A foreign king must be more carefull to gain the symphaty of its subjects than a native person who most likelly has a group in the country that will support him/her no matter what so he is less concern about the rest of the country. No of course it's a compplytly different situation when someone conquer a land in the name of foreign power but he is nit a ruler then but a conqueror.
@koraptd6085
@koraptd6085 2 жыл бұрын
Many of these "Polish rulers" never actually came to see what country they rule (at least iirc) and what value does a king like that bring to a place? It only allows for crippling decentralization of power and backwardness as the country is unable to propel forward in the race towards even greater power.
@ninamartin1084
@ninamartin1084 2 жыл бұрын
Certainly a major feature in the line of British monarchs......
@funnyteacherman
@funnyteacherman 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the song "The Pickle King"
@iqnill
@iqnill 2 жыл бұрын
Confusing pickles with cucumbers in brine deserves a separate, in depth video.
@ImperialGuardsman74
@ImperialGuardsman74 2 жыл бұрын
Kipling was an imperialist but he also cautioned against imperialism plenty. For every white man's burden there's a recessional. Chris hitchens wrote a brilliant piece for the atlantic, baring a few mistakes about this many years ago. That at the core kipling is a man of permanent contradictions. Walk with kings and do not lose your common touch and all. You find exaltation of imperium and cautionary tales of it, the king and the common man put both high and low, and jingoism matched with poems about the deep destruction and folly of war. "If one were to assemble a balance sheet of Kipling's own explicit contradictions, it would necessarily include his close relationship with the Bible and the hymnal, and his caustic anti-clericalism; his staunch Anglo nationalism, and his feeling that England itself was petty and parochial; his dislike of nonwhite peoples, and his belief that they were more honest and courageous; his love-hate relationship with the Irish; his contempt, and deep admiration, for the United States; his respect for the working class, and his detestation of the labor movement; his exaltation of the empire, and his conviction that its works were vain and transient." - excrept from the article.
@Goldenblitzer
@Goldenblitzer 2 жыл бұрын
Given that he continued to style himself as the king in exile, and campaign for his people, he's kind of like the Dali Lamar, and I think we should all campaign for his heirs resturation
@stinkyklink
@stinkyklink 2 жыл бұрын
Dali Lamar from gta 5
@scott19087
@scott19087 2 жыл бұрын
The world is really letting down the Uyghur people, it’s fucking sad
@619to974
@619to974 2 жыл бұрын
to be fair we are all letting ourselves down by ourselves, c19 pretty much proved that with that dumb sh*tstorm with the toilet paper and now the unvaccinated vs vaccinated. Everybody is playing against everybody, hence nobody wins (except those who are watching us else tear ourselves up while counting their greens, i.e those who make the rules of the game we are almost all inadvertendly playing)
@breadman5116
@breadman5116 2 жыл бұрын
Uyghur "genocide" is a myth propogated by a religious extremist. Please do you your own research
@scrotocles5208
@scrotocles5208 2 жыл бұрын
@@breadman5116 Watch badempanadas video on the topic and you will all see that it is all real and this dudes just spouting CCP propaganda. Guy must really need his social credit score boosted 🤣
@bluesquadron8667
@bluesquadron8667 2 жыл бұрын
@@breadman5116 sounds like you need to do your own research
@colin591
@colin591 2 жыл бұрын
@@scrotocles5208 there is no evidence, you are the one spouting propaganda. the US state department themselves came clean that they shouldn't have said there was a genocide
@kenken8765
@kenken8765 2 жыл бұрын
"LOOK MORTIMER! I TURNED MYSELF INTO THE KING OF TARTARY! I'M THE PICKLE KING!!!"
@mustafauyghur162
@mustafauyghur162 2 жыл бұрын
As an Uyghur myself I've never heard of him, we did have many during two East Turkistan republic president the last president of East Turkistan is Ahmatqan Kasimi who was murdered by Chinese and soviet union regime, but I've never heard of him
@NOXJI
@NOXJI 2 жыл бұрын
He actually was given the offer, to be fair he was a better option than china.
@manolsen4868
@manolsen4868 2 жыл бұрын
Yakubbek sent tons of Uighur state gold to British banks this my father tells me always
@idunnoscrub7328
@idunnoscrub7328 2 жыл бұрын
amazing video thank you for sharing it with me
@619to974
@619to974 2 жыл бұрын
Very interesting topic ! uploaded a few weeks before a big sport event in some place, it's subtle but greatly appreciated ;)
@akshaypatel518
@akshaypatel518 2 жыл бұрын
Love the channel
@VerresNuts
@VerresNuts 2 жыл бұрын
Great video..and great throat singing as well ;)
@mattking1332
@mattking1332 2 жыл бұрын
Great presentation. Love the videos.
@cloudlesssky5763
@cloudlesssky5763 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love ur vids, congratulations for 500 k subs, Im proud of you ❤️❤️
@yelloweyeball
@yelloweyeball 2 жыл бұрын
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A KING, MORTY!!!!
@patrickkirby6580
@patrickkirby6580 2 жыл бұрын
Unironically if he did become a British pickle king of a Central Asian Muslim country he would have actually saved the uyghur from chinas brutal rule on them, he would have become a global hero to all British people, Uyghurs, Muslims, and pickles…….
@Featherogue
@Featherogue 2 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo @5:30 the dude who wrote that Washington Post article had 0 chill and I fucking love it 😂
@t-kazan4405
@t-kazan4405 2 жыл бұрын
I expected a video glorifying a spoiled British kid’s zany adventures in an exotic land (ahem). Instead I learned about a pious, well-intentioned man who briefly got himself into a strange situation at the heart of turbulent world politics. Nice.
@TheVenomation
@TheVenomation 2 жыл бұрын
Always enjoy your video topics
@matthewm2528
@matthewm2528 2 жыл бұрын
The silk road would have been a very hot and dry venture, and pickles are really good for rehydration.
@AM-kr4pv
@AM-kr4pv 2 жыл бұрын
This! I have possible electrolyte issues (still being diagnosed) and I get desperately thirsty for periods and eating salty snacks and pickles help.
@katzenauge2698
@katzenauge2698 2 жыл бұрын
Interesting Story. Thank you!
@Tomiculous_Budd
@Tomiculous_Budd 2 жыл бұрын
That intro has to be one of the craziest things I've ever seen
@gabe3561
@gabe3561 2 жыл бұрын
I loooove these intros!!! :D
@NotTheWheel
@NotTheWheel 2 жыл бұрын
A Vlasic tale of Juice and Crunch.
@maxbramwell.1598
@maxbramwell.1598 2 жыл бұрын
This might just be the most british thing i've ever witnessed.
@byggrynsgroet
@byggrynsgroet 2 жыл бұрын
i love this story! keep going, man! also now i want pickles :///
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