How A Karen Defeated A Demon God || D&D Story

Imagine how cool it would be if we had people people like Karen who, instead of being devoted to themselves, used their Karen energy to hold people in power accountable. That would be pretty awesome I think.
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[@petrusspinelli6661]

Karen: _i want to speak with your manager_ Mammon : hehe, *i am the manager* The Party of lvl 15, thirsty for demon blood: *_perfect_*

[@TrueDetectivePikachu]

Why be a Karen when you can be a *Karen God*

[@krjdavis]

why are they demon blood thirsty WHY???????????????????????

[@NeoVault_]

Demon: "I fear no man, but that thing..." *Reluctantly looks at Karen.* Demon: "...It scares me."

[@foursamms]

Meet the Karen from Meme Fortress 2

[@MazaAzi]

Arch Devil: "No, I..I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak, alright? His not here is he ?!? HOW DO I GET THIS F#@%ING THING OFF!?!"

[@OrangeyChocolate]

@@MazaAzi Amnizu: "One shudders to think of what inhuman thoughts lie behind that wizard's hat. What dreams of chronic... sustained... entitlement...!"

[@foursamms]

@@OrangeyChocolate cut to Karen's glasses and then 🎵 Do you Believe in Magic 🎵

[@charthezombiehound8952]

I would give this a like but its at "911"

[@jamoses5766]

She just asked to see the manager of the universe

[@TheGuardDuck]

Well, the manager of greed, really.

[@pengukiaba8157]

TheGuardDuck but kind of one part of the universe

[@FreedomAndPeaceOnly]

Felt kinda dumb that a party of "halfbaked heroes" could take down a monumental figure of D&D like that. Not like I would know if he is. Mammon is just such a classical name. So I just assume he is on the level of Tiamath and Bahamut in some way.

[@charmaps5]

@@FreedomAndPeaceOnly Tiamat > Bahumat > Mammon. while a demon lord is a big deal they are nowhere near the level of a god plus the fact you mentioned tiamat who is more dangerous than the majority of the gods individually

[@justaperson4656]

420 likes

[@Emraldilian]

Karens get exp when they get people fired? That explains a lot.

[@Kaminkaese]

They grow more and more powerful. Starting as a soccer mom, all the way to anti-vaxx homeopathy pyramid scam karen.

[@alsocrumpet1991]

They're clearly just grinding all day

[@insertname4929]

Is there *Multiclassing...?*

[@noelnotcole7940]

@@Kaminkaese level 1 soccer mom Karen vs. level 15 essential oils connoisseur Karen

[@natralskitsophrenia8465]

*666th like* Also, yes! that I'd love to see!

[@djphat94]

I wanna know more about the wrestling match between the barbarian and the 6 ft gnome

[@xan7292]

Right? The phrase "roided-out 6 ft tall gnome" *immediately* got my attention.

[@shadowstep1375]

That sounds like an amazing character for a one shot.

[@thetrueyuu8474]

Legends say the Barbarian was called short by the gnome.

[@WobblesandBean]

Right?!

[@gizmod1208]

I am proudly stealing the 6ft tall gnome if I ever have to do a one shot.

[@Cel3ere5]

Karen: I cast "Speak with Manager" and as a bonus action .... I RAGE!

[@azzaelunrama35]

Karen the bardbarian

[@tallfang4955]

Wait is "speak with manager" a concentration spell or instantaneous?

[@sylph4252]

@@tallfang4955 even a raging manager won't be able to interrupt it, so it can't be concentration

[@Cruptile]

wait... speak with manager was a bonus action?!?! I- have some apologies to write this whole time i convinced my dm and party that it was a legendary action.

[@frankwest5388]

Window-n dude, it’s a cantrip

[@feralchangeling97]

Imagine a demonic entity being beaten because Karen said "Can I speak to your manager!?"

[@stevevondoom4140]

the lawful part of lawful evil has an exploit... ;)

[@KertaDrake]

Pro DM Move: The demon asks "Why are you asking me? You ARE my manager!"

[@titanicviper3912]

All lawful, no evil

[@Kaminkaese]

"I wanna talk to the Manager." -"th-this is hell, Lady." "D-D-Did i fucking stutter?!"

[@jameslafountain5600]

So my Dm just sent me this video and I never knew he sent this to CritCrab. My character was the druid in this story and it was amazing. Thank you guys so much

[@zaranzainic6964]

What happened with the roided out gnome?

[@Stronghand-yw1lk]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Your party get 5 gold stars for this.

[@smugscylla4481]

Karen demands to see hells manager Doom: Maternal

[@Coffeebean1985]

More like Doom: ovarial ;)

[@BlackwingSeraph]

Bitch and scream, until it is done.

[@SpartanChief17C]

You’re at 69 likes. You don’t need any more

[@tallfang4955]

@@SpartanChief17C I put it at 70, I'm not sorry 😈

[@kuhncannon]

They Knew she would come, as she always had. as she always will; To feast on the wills of the managers.

[@15oClock]

Traditional Demons: "Sell me your soul and I will give you my power!" These Demons: "Your soul is collateral until you can pay off your debt."

[@quirkydruid2204]

They are devils

[@deamon6681]

Devils are the deal makers. Deamons are chaotic and live in the Abyss.

[@DoubleADwarf]

"You fulfilled the terms of your contract, and even got around all the extra clauses, terms and conditions that we threw in to make it harder for you to do that. While I must admit I do not like this turn of events, I will not have it said that I am not a devil of his word." [Tears up the contract, which ignites at the torn edges, burning away in his hands until all that remains of your debt, is wispy red smoke and glimmering embers. That persistent hollow feeling you've come to know well suddenly vanishes, and a weight is lifted from your shoulders.] "Your soul is returned to you. Now please get out of my office and never come back."

[@descalzitao6779]

This felt like a Terry Pratchett novel, the DM is surely knowing how to balance correctly between humour and seriousness in order to make a hilarious yet enjoyable and interesting to play game.

[@adriannaranjo4397]

*Karen crawling through the nine hells* _"Let me speak to your manager"_

[@WobblesandBean]

Meanwhile, Satan on the 9th Circle: "Uhhhh.... Asmodeus, hide me, I don't wanna deal with that thing, it terrifies me"

[@KINFIN123]

Man Crit Crab called that wizard every class in the party at least once in this video

[@khzhak]

I also noticed 400,000 was pronounced 'forty-thousand' After going back and listening again, the cleric brought himself back to consciousness, casting that spell on himself while being knocked out, and the paladin was flying near the ceiling, but still had to swim up out of the sea of gold, being in two places at the same time. Since I first listened to this while falling asleep the night before reading the video, if I hadn't fallen asleep by this point in the video, it was confusing to me how that could happen, having only been listening and not looking.

[@carlosv4754]

@@khzhak /joke Obviously you missed the part where they cast Simulacrum multiple times 😂😂😂

[@Pointlesschan]

@@khzhak if I hadn’t been reading along, I would have probably been confused

[@anothercub6958]

"Eryinyes with the personality of Flo from Progressive" will be my favorite sentence for a while

[@suitov]

Legend has it that, should any Karen travel far enough up the chain of managers' managers, there will *always* be an archfiend to be found.

[@SpiritChain]

*sees title* what, is Karen going to speak to his manager?

[@TheGuardDuck]

Well, technically...

[@Pointlesschan]

😂

[@lahlybird895]

Yes,

[@evanwhite5704]

these are so much better than the ross stories

[@CritCrab]

I agree

[@soggyroll680]

Crit crab agrees so I do

[@superlombax1561]

Evan White Which is a shame because the Ross Saga started strong.

[@authurstretchygreenthing8464]

I think reading fucking Twilight is better than the Ross stories, so the bar isn't really set that high.

[@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097]

When they said they went invisible my 1st thought was devils having true sight. Love that whilst it was used to impede the party it wasn't used to outright stop them.

[@filipferencak2717]

Not all devils have true sight. It makes sense for an archdevil to have it though. I don't think it could've stopped them for getting to Mammon.

[@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097]

@@filipferencak2717 yeah but (possibly depending on the edition) Pit Fiends have true sight. It was nice for the DM to let them try their plan instead of shutting it down with truesight though.

[@filipferencak2717]

@@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 Good point. Had he used those, they would've noticed them. This was more interesting though.

[@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097]

@@filipferencak2717 that was my point, he could have really messed up their plans but it's bettter that he only slightly impeded them.

[@ebonslayer3321]

"A roided out 6 foot tall Gnome." Why isn't HE a story? I'd love to read more about this fucking unit.

[@DoomerDarling]

Karen: "I'm calling the paladins." Tiefling: "What is it cause I look like a demon?!" Karen: "Hello Paladins? Yes there's this...this sorcerer who keeps being aggressive towards me. Yeah. Tiefling." Tiefling: I'm a SELUNITE CLERIC WHAT THE FUCK-

[@Stronghand-yw1lk]

Ain't that the sex goddess?

[@auraknight98]

​@@Stronghand-yw1lk Nope. Godess of Beauty, moon and stars if i remember correctly.

[@fhuber7507]

Everything fears a Karen... Asmodeus would fear a Karen. "Please, Karen... I like my job!"

[@ianmorse9381]

Asmodeus **is** a Karen.

[@cageybee7221]

actually i'm almost certain Asmodeus is on the record hating his job with a passion

[@firockfinion3326]

Defeating devils by arguing at them? Now that's my kinda funny.

[@demonheart13]

Love a loose campaign where anything can theoretically happen. A tight campaign doesn't mean your super prepared, it's more like stringing a guitar. Ever note your gonna worry about it snapping and when it does that sh!ts gonna hurt. So be chill and let the strings rest, and when it's time to perform, let the music flow through you. Abigail Slowburn, Halfling Sorcerer who carries a lute (not a single level in Bard lol)

[@DustyTheKitty]

It's made of mahogany! *Mahogany* ~

[@jmhaugen4757]

"Yes, it's a very nice desk, but seriously, I want my clothes back!"

[@internetlurker1850]

... _Mahogany~_

[@robertparks6115]

/~m a h o g a n y~\

[@gaigedicus585]

Mahogunhy

[@orangejuice1813]

Pit Fiend "You only got 10 minutes" Party (Kills Archfiend in 2)

[@13thMaiden]

Why do I feel warlocks for these demons would be like the lowest employees of a retail, like the cashiers?

[@user-ot5ki3vk3z]

Sorry for necroposting, but... Janitors and/or errand kids.

[@MyNameIsHeyo]

Imagine having a literal gold heart... its a very heavy hearted thing to think about

[@teddys5775]

“Steals gold and issues worthless shells representing value.” Me: stares at my federal reserve notes

[@richardarriaga6271]

US Dollars are the world's reserve currency, though.

[@WobblesandBean]

@@richardarriaga6271 Yeah, THAT'S WHY IT'S SO TERRIFYING

[@richardarriaga6271]

@@WobblesandBean Well if there isn't an alternative, its pretty meaningless to say its worthless. It has worth BECAUSE it is the world's reserve currency. People like ^ only see gold having valve because other peolple see it that way. If the US falls, gold won't have any value of the power, water, and food delivery systems fail amid chaos.

[@ohgeegames]

Gotta love the ingenuity! Been listening to your entire playlist here because I have been asked to DM (the first time ever) for some friends and am honestly a little scared. So listening to the stories here has been great! Thanks for posting some really fun (and occasionally scary) stories!

[@kcollier2192]

Just try to be flexible enough to bend the story if your players do something unexpected or actually succeed at something they really should have failed at- improvising scenes like that in a positive way will make your campaign legendary. Good luck!

[@cthulhufhtagn2483]

Honestly, the thing to remember about DMing is flow. You present a situation, or five, or twenty, and your players choose how and if to resolve it. Sure, you can cheat to try and make them resolve it this way or that, but ultimately, if they want to try and talk the necromancer out of doing necromancy, that's what they're going to do. If they ask to do something cool, say yes unless you have a good reason to say no. And honestly, just have fun. I wish you luck!

[@jacobbenns6090]

Good luck man, current 5e dm here, ive been dming for about a year and a half now, the most important things are improv, rule of cool, and remembering that your goal isn't to tell your players a story, but to instead act as narrator to the story the players create, hope that helps!

[@alnu8355]

This. Setting. Sounds. AWESOME.

[@CritCrab]

FOR REAL

[@TheRealCodeBlack]

The setting had me at "you can compete in the olympics against roided out gnomes." XD

[@SirBroadsword]

This is less Karen demanding to speak to a manager, and more Cave Johnson demanding to see life's manager, and then burning life's manager's house down with combustible lemons.

[@sagescribe_]

The enter the portal scene reminded me of Persona 5 and entering the Metaverse

[@jonathanmarks3112]

I was thinking of Kaneshiro's bank while listening to this and of how I would throw a calling card through the portal if I was in this situation.

[@mbrsart]

I think that crit with disadvantage to kill a freaking archdevil is one of the most glorious things I've ever heard.

[@PowerSkiff12]

Doom eternal: Karen vs hell

[@PowerSkiff12]

bitch and complain, until they’re done.

[@moonshiners-cv6kd]

I mean Diamond breaks diamond

[@fogiestooth4607]

@@moonshiners-cv6kd Diamond is Unbreakable tho

[@lcoolman100]

The thing that surprised me the most was that in a years time the party still hadn't managed to make it to 16th level. Granted I've only ever gotten to 14th myself. Did they just sit on their hands or is it really THAT hard.

[@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097]

it was a year of downtime so they probably weren't adventuring or gaining experience

[@coastaltownie708]

The Barbarian could have been 16th level, if it wasn't for that 6ft Gnome

[@lcoolman100]

Dang you right I didn’t think of that. Dang roided Gnomes

[@Peter-hx3im]

It sounded to me like: DM: you have an appointment with Mamon in a year Party: ok, we wait a year DM: OK, what does you character do in the year off Party: my character does (list hijinks)

[@fredjones167]

At a certain point, that’s just how campaigns evolve. You start playing in the months and years as opposed to the minute by minute.

[@duskgaming18]

I'm just surprised they managed to beat the Archdevil in 1/5th of the time they had for the meeting. Like damn dude, for an encounter meant for a Level 20 Party beating an Archdevil in 2 minutes isn't bad

[@ianweikle8744]

Well a round is technically only a few seconds so they probably had 25-30 rounds of combat if not more.

[@eleksitia]

@@ianweikle8744 Each round is 6 seconds, iirc. So two minutes would have been 20 rounds.

[@filipferencak2717]

Duals / medieval swordfights didn't actually last longer than 2-3 minutes, so it's actually quite realistic IMO.

[@papertroll1876]

Filip Ferenčak, but I’m not sure too many of those were against the princes of hell themselves

[@filipferencak2717]

@@papertroll1876 It still wouldn't last very long.

[@fellowsoliderofchrist2263]

Asmodeus: What do you mean mammon is dead how Pit fiend: um he got quote finessed end quote Asmodeus: alright time to find a new arch devil

[@karsonkammerzell6955]

Funny story: my girlfriend's name is Karen and had no clue about the Karen meme until I showed her about a year ago. She was not thrilled by this realization, I always get a chuckle out of it, and just yesterday I was telling her how I was mentioning how funny the situation was to some coworkers and she says how it's not fair and she's not like that and I replied with narrowing my eyes and saying, "That's a real Karen thing to say Karen..." I was injured in the ensuing scramble to escape her wrathful requests to speak to my manager and I made it safely out to be able to spread the story, lol. 🤣

[@Coffeebean1985]

Well, you're a shit bf. Let's start calling incels Karson or whatever name you enjoy to go by, surely you'd find it funny, right? Seriously, I feel for your gf. Every person deserves a partner who respects them.

[@voidstrider801]

@@Coffeebean1985 Women don't like boring white knights who are constantly nice and respectful. If you can't joke and roast each other, it's not a stable relationship, one of you will get bored of the other, or worse, complacency sets in, resulting in a dull relationship not even worth the time but it's safe and stable. Lame.

[@izzori4145]

have you ever HAD a gf?? they’re clearly joking with eachother

[@menotu000]

@@Coffeebean1985 okay Karen...

[@jendubay3782]

DankL0rd Sk0rN speak for your fucking self. I appreciate a dude that respects me.

[@PlussGoodFun]

Decent into Avernus sequel seems lit

[@Necrodancer1312]

Good video, but I'm gonna have to be that guy and correct every instance of "demon" to "devil."

[@cthulhufhtagn2483]

Thank you. Oh, for the love of Asmodeus, thank you.

[@gazelle_diamond9768]

Not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve.

[@joeyoverderooie]

Hey man, I just want to get this out there since I have been binge watching your videos since a week or so and usually I can't bear to read, let alone listen to some of the horror stories you narrate, but you make them bearable. I mean this, sincerely as a compliment, not in a 'you're able to make sickening things sound okey-dokey' kind of thing. I'm saying this because these stories have helped me incredibly in making a decision in my personal life. Regardless of who or if there was 'someone in the wrong', your videos have inspired me to drop out of a gaming group I've been a part of for a few years. To quote a quote you quoted 'no D&D is better than bad D&D', and while the RP or other activities don't warrant a horror story, you've reminded me that it's important to take care of yourself, even if that means you sometimes have to make a difficult decision. So, thank you good man, I've been thoroughly enjoying your videos and look forward to see more stuff from you. :)

[@caseyneil6470]

"This attack spell was terrible, I want to speak to you manager" BBEG: *casts self delete*

[@johnpayne5590]

Karen uses ask for manager! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

[@OffbeatWorlds]

This entire story is amazing, but can I just... In a years time, the druid got married and divorced because his husband found out he was using illusion magic to make himself more handsome, omfg WAT 😂😂😂

[@SamWeltzin]

I love how goofy this is. That's awesome.

[@pantsuchan968]

I had this playing in the background and I was confused when you started getting the class names wrong. The cleric used healing to stabilize the cleric. Nani? Petty criticism aside another great story. Keep it up, friend!

[@ThatPazuzu]

Honestly, hats off to the DM for creating/accommodating all of this!

Best Karen experience I have ever heard of. The Power of Karen is a terrifying power to behold.

[@ab-l4640]

"This one about a demonic god from the nine hells and an innocent demon"

[@draelos8570]

The idea of magic and monsters is different from the idea of that plan working though. We accept the idea of magic and monsters because it's a different universe from ours with different rules. Common sense still should apply, regardless of whether there's magic or not... Realistically that is. It sounded like they had a lot of fun, and in the end it's just a game and that's all that matters.

[@kaeleastlord]

Except in the case of the 9 hells, something like this very well can happen. Devils in dnd are extremely organized entities. They would absolutely have a hierarchy of "managers" and Mammon, who runs the devil army gold source, would be in a "CEO of a bank" position.

[@johnnysizemore5797]

Notes from a NG human Idiot; Greetings from lovely Restenford(it's a relativly good day here...)! As much as some folks(myself included) dislike "Karen" and "Craig" types, they can be suprisingly useful if they use their powers for good.... May your pantheon Ever favor you(especially in these trying times), Baron Trevelyan of Restenford P.S.: So was the Town named Sears-burg? It sounds an AWEFUL lot like it....

[@jentzi23]

I loved this! So much. The whole "hell has bureaucracy and clerks"-thing will always be funny to me.

[@Mariewolf_94]

lol this was perfection! seems the OP/DM was super chill and fun to play w/ if they allowed these hilarious shenanigans. hats off to these adventurers

[@Lexmanity]

Exceptional DM's Creativity & Story + Exceptional Party's Performance!

[@theubiquitouspotato]

That was epic. Well played to them.

[@asarishepard8171]

well arent you a sight for sore eyes, crit crab :P karen to the rescue? for once??

[@electrocast]

sometimes less really is more! the most fun i've ever had with a ttrpg is when the gm made their little homebrew game incredibly simple. this is a wildly entertaining story!

[@somea2v]

You know the entire party was roaring with laughter at the Wizard's performance.

[@ReddGier]

I actually like the idea of being able to defeat an archdevil like this! Also gives way to another neat idea of how, because each layer of hell needs an archdevil, either the Narzugon or, if the player was willing, the wizard becoming the new archfiend of Minauros.

[@user-cp2xo7nr8y]

Just freaking hilarious! Both the players and the DM did a great job))

[@HereticKing]

I just started playing dnd, about 7 or so sessions into LMoP and I just found CritCrab. This story is just like when I used Shadow Blade on my trifling warlock surprising my DM my party members and the low level demon who tried to gank me. It’s actually a really cool story and I really want to share it sometime

[@edogelbard1901]

Lmao the human nugget here in the beginning is precious. "...seashells without any inherent value". In reality, throughout human history and across civilizations, the cowry shell was the most widely abd frequebtly used form of currency in human history. More than flint or even gold.

[@KenanVonKaiser]

I Was Expecting Karen Of The Johto Elite Four!

[@OrangeyChocolate]

My headcanon now states that Karen complained to the manager about the Pokémon League's customer service, and they offered her a place in the Elite 4 just to shut her up.

[@KenanVonKaiser]

@@OrangeyChocolate Dude Not That Karen She Is The Only Good Karen Plus She The Most Iconic Quote In The Game That Is So Not Canon!

[@ericlamburg6751]

I like how Critcrab claps his belly instead of his claws.

[@Xeyal1001]

I just had this video casually in the background while toasting some bread for a midnight snack... and.. well... the bread caught on fire. Now I'm just sitting in my livingroom with a kitchen full of smoke and some burned bread stuck in a toaster in the garden at 1:43 am contemplating my life choices...

[@dunker-roo9552]

Devils have true sight and would have seen the invisible players immediately

[@demoulius1529]

Even the sheer lunacy of 'asking for the manager' in the nine hells aside.... Because it could work at a pinch. An archfiend that summons imps.... That can be counter spelled.... And who ISENT expecting to be double-crossed? Yea. No. xD The pit fiends at the door should have joined the fight, if nothing else. I can understand the DM not wanting to go for a full TPK but realisticly thats what should have happened. Good on him for accomadating his party though. Not all heroes wear capes.

[@GambeTama]

This story sounds to me like the party pulled the Karen card as a half-joke (sort of an "I got nothing else right now lol" moment), but the GM also decided to run with it and neither wanted it to stop. Amazing playoffs XD

[@ScarletWyvern631]

When she speaks to a manager they STAY spoken to.

[@PrettyGuardian]

Just hearing about this D&D session spiked my blood pressure.

[@adambennett4207]

CritCrab: a Demon lord gets over thrown by Karen. Me: why did you just say the same person twice?

[@AllyOJustice]

What I expected: an entitled that guy doing a good despite everyone’s expectations. What I got: a hilarious exercise in absurdism.

[@johnrafferty4364]

That final fight was amazing holy shit it just sounds fun the thought of them surfing his lifeless corpse on a sea of gold through a portal sounds great

[@PukiLynx]

That's the greatest Karen i have ever heard of

[@Bofflegerfoodle]

By far, this is the best one yet

[@OleanderRainbow]

Okay, I unironically love this.

[@Voyek]

at 8:01 CritCrab said"the cleric has to use mass healing word to bring the CLERIC back to consciousness"

[@reformed1trick739]

This campaign sounds fun and hilarious to be a part of

[@LouisK364]

i'll be honest, the year of down time sounds amazing

[@onef0rall683]

@critcab you should do stories like this one more often. The feel good and the fun.

[@jimyurripe4029]

4:19 bro the power of the karren is so strong that the Narzugon killed himself after being fired o_o.

[@dylanlewis5113]

Tsunami of gold. "It's not a liquid! It's a solid! It's a great many pieces of solid!"

[@Elyseon]

And not just any mahogany, but harvested from the trees of Malchior Seven!

[@gwyndolin1536]

Wait....a Karen does a good deed?....my whole world has been turned upside down.

[@TheJPJT1234]

Damm, that paladin was having none of that shit 😂😂

[@OrangeyChocolate]

This was an amazing story, but I think my favourite part about the narrative was Minauros being presented as a massive, old-fashioned bank staffed by overworked devils. That, and the description of Mammon's "office" was incredible. If the rest of the glory stories this week are as good as this one, I can't wait to hear them.

[@LifeEnemy]

I think my favorite part is that they got experience for getting the demon fired xD

[@frederickthesquirrel]

"An Erinyes with the personality of Flo from Progressive" I really want to see that, haha

[@BeautyBeatdown]

Ok, I freaking love stories like this too!

[@TailsClock]

You drunk today? That felt like a new record of mistakes.

[@eppuddlesreyes2348]

Great piece of advice!!! And shout out to that dm for rolling with what his players were doing

[@ZexalDSJAsh]

For the first time, I am APPLAUDING a Karen. Great job, Wizard Karen. Great job. Now we know that if we need to get some charisma boosts, we just need to cast the 15th level spell "I want to speak to your managerrrrrrr!"

[@BoisegangGaming]

I was hoping to see how many dice the Paladin had rolled, because that would be hilarious.

[@thesylphwind6816]

I love stories like this. Also how great is it that pulling a Karen is now a common phrase.

[@ctnc6059]

I died laughing at the audacity of complaining about the customer service in the Third Layer of Fucking HELL! There are some places you shouldn't expect good service! XD Getting as much Exp for getting a demon fired as if they killed it was a cherry on top of the sheer absurdity.

[@joelrehnberg626]

I say GOD DAMN! Now THAT is how you run an encounter with an archfiend of the Nine Hells! Sure, it might not 100% apply to canon but a good encounter is a good encounter.

[@DarthRic_]

The Pit fiends have true sight as well, they would have seen before they even got in the room with Mammon

[@MastaGambit]

this sounds way too well-thought-out and convenient to have actually been a campaign that someone played, I think the OP just made this up lol

[@DeadHorse84]

This.. this was a work of art.