How Adam Would Book... The Smackdown Hacker

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[@SandF3DPrinting]

"it's silly and stupid" lays out the most intriguing WWE storyline in years lol

[@Warrior_of_Fire]

Sometimes, all you need for an intriguing storyline is "silly and stupid."

[@chaserx3998]

I would pay to see it

[@ChristopherJames1993]

Most of the best storylines have been silly and stupid.

[@Clintcronin]

100%

[@TravisBroski]

As long as something is creative and enjoyable, that’s all you need for a storyline

[@MD-sf1st]

At least Ethernet Gable sounds better than fricking Shorty G.

[@TJ_Chamberlain]

Lol

[@tylertravis2081]

Really dosent

[@domaug]

@@tylertravis2081 strongly disagree, and it would give a lot more silly and campy energy to the hacker gimmick

[@bizor22]

@@tylertravis2081 it actually ain't bad compared to shorty g he's right cause shorty points out his weakness

[@Thatclownwalking]

@@bizor22 not to mention that atrocious ring gear that makes him look like he’s on some middle school basketball team

[@tmejr95]

“And then he’d be quietly released to bump a stock price” Adam you ruthless, beautiful bastard.

[@ericanderson969]

He’s not wrong.

[@TheDebu666]

Can u elaborate pls. I'm not aware of what u r talking about

[@MrHawkelement]

@@TheDebu666 No surprise there. I wouldn't expect you to be able to follow along; You can't even be bothered to type out full words.

[@TheDebu666]

@@MrHawkelement nice dickhead response there. Fitting for someone with anger issues. It's the internet. Ppl talk in net lingo all the time. Ur use of full words does not make u special, u pompous no life douche. Keep ur amazing joke to urself. And ur jackass opnions

[@connorambrosino1741]

@@TheDebu666 Let's go Debayan kick his ass

[@dilbert719]

You can 100% tell that they had more fun coming up with names for Sheamus and Corbin's team than anything else this week.

[@jackstepney3281]

Recommendation of next one: How Adam would book John Cena‘s final run

[@ChrisJones12957]

i love it

[@bradleyhatton912]

Has to be heel or this was all for nothing with bray

[@jackstepney3281]

@@bradleyhatton912 100% agree gives them the opportunity to do something that they’ve never done. Could seriously bring wwe back into mainstream pop culture

[@Linator4]

@@bradleyhatton912 KO wasn’t affected by The Fiend, but John was psychologically & mentally destroyed in that acid trip Funhouse match. Basically do something similar to Roman claiming himself the true “Face of WWE,” & destroying anyone who threatens to take his place.

[@daniel_howlett8153]

Love this idea

[@TheLuisPulido]

Fun fact: apart from Miz and Morrison, every tag team showcased has broken up

[@brians.2392]

@Brother Nero yet...

[@vjojr2586]

Street Profits?

[@MrKylej7110]

Yup, Vince has gone on record saying how much he hates tag teams

[@MrKylej7110]

@Brother Nero I mean he basically did, Big E isn’t on it

[@TheLuisPulido]

@Brother Nero Technically, they split the original trio to different brands, so it counts

[@kfire2567]

Recommendations for next videos: How Adam would book the aftermath of Kofi Kingston losing the WWE Championship

[@liamversionone6491]

That was basically the Royal Rumble 2020 booking video.

[@acebi_ly9246]

I've thought about it a lot. So here's my go at it : SmackDown 1000. Kingston is defending against Lesnar. No winner because of Cain Velasquez (also, Kofi takes that immediate F5 but kicks out). The real match happens at Hell in a Cell with a Lesnar victory. But not a normal one. Kingston kicks out of 2 F5s before Brock brings the Brock Lock back to hurt Kofi's knee. The match ends with an F5 over the top rope (like the one Lesnar did to eliminate Kofi from the Rumble). The landing hurts Kofi who loses by technicality and disappear for a time. During this time, Brock beats Velasquez in Saudi Arabia and Mysterio at Survivor Series. Kofi Kingston returns at the Rumble, and is the one hitting that lowblow before Drew's claymore elimination of Lesnar. Kofi Kingston does not win the Rumble, but gets a re-match at Elimination Chamber. Obvs, Lesnar wins (after a REAL match and - I want to see this - a Boom Drop from the top rope, through the announce table. At Super ShowDown, Goldberg defeats Firefly FunHouse Bray Wyatt. Not the MOTHERFUCKING FIEND !!! For WrestleMania, WWE annouced Goldberg vs. Reigns, but Roman ain't working the show, so WWE names Kofi Kingston to replace him (because, with this booking, he's still a top main eventer comes WrestleMania). Kofi, refuses. And offers the opportunity to Big E (who still have to win a Battle Royal, which he does). At Mania, Big E runs through Goldberg and is Universal champions. Then you can have him fight Strowman for a while, before Big E vs. Kingston at SummerSlam (face vs. face, no turn) with a Big E victory. Then Roman's heel turn and he takes the title from Big E. During Big E's world title run, Kofi is going after the IC title, which he ends up winning at Payback (same day Big E loses the belt to Roman). So to this day, we would have the same Universal title scene (Reigns vs. Uso), Kofi in the IC title scene with Styles/Zayn/Hardy (before the draft) and Big E trying to get a shot at Reigns (and never quite succeeding)

[@gohanblack5545]

@@acebi_ly9246 so how would you book a second world title run for kofi

[@ChristopherJames1993]

@@gohanblack5545 I wouldn't cause him having the title made it even more midcard than it already was.

[@biebersucks27]

He did book something very close

[@MayorofPainsvilleDAN]

Ready, willing and ethernet-gable. I like that joke.

[@partsFUNknown]

ADAM: I like YOU, Dan

[@Ezoogie]

Tell me this joke wasn't written by Randy Andy Datson

[@panchunathadhikary8089]

5:51 Ali wanted to get away from Pritchard, so he moved to RAW. Is it sheer irony, or Twist of Fate, that Pritchard then moved to RAW, and Retribution happened! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jazibhussain5735]

I feel like Wwe does that on purpose at this poijt

[@TrueYellowDart]

Best “let me have a go” to date.

[@baakaaria]

Dean Ambrose's heel run tops the list for me.

[@TrueYellowDart]

@@baakaaria Aye, that one’s good. It’s got conviction. But I always loves me some derisive laughter. That laugh just absolutely dunks on the actual WWE booking from a storytelling perspective.

[@Veggieman87]

I don't remember Adam having a cameo on NCIS.

[@JaimeD.]

Nice reference.

[@EatAnOctorok]

Have him on as the next MI6 agent to be killed off so a female main cast member can be swapped in without killing off the previous.

[@christianbradley1253]

Video idea: How Adam would book a heel Jeff hardy

[@soranotroxas0299]

Yes please

[@coryshattles4730]

Genius

[@murd3rbynumb3r30]

Would be cool since Jeff Hardy said he wanted to do a WWE version of his character Willow!

[@christianbradley1253]

@Brother Nero pretty much I love that gimmick

[@cyberjack5003]

HOLY CRAP ADAM YOU NEED TO BOOK THIS LIKE RIGHT NOW I WANNA SEE A VILLAIN JEFF HARDY

[@christianonascimento8711]

The SD hack should have been Vinny Mac, just cause: IT WAS ME AUSTIN, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

[@LRamsden01]

Ah son of a bitch

[@TheTrainFan9]

YOU ALL BOUGHT IT! YOU ALL BOUGHT IT, HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER!

[@christianonascimento8711]

At least it would made me laugh

[@Dr170]

There's way more than one hack booking SmackDown, be more specific.

[@vampirascoffin870]

@@TheTrainFan9 in hhh or vince russos voice? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@LaurenceGill2000]

Adam: "This is just a silly story line not main event" Also Adam: "The WWE cut their feed to puppies for 5 minutes during the main event of their show and fake release a wrestler to shoot on the company. Both of which would be absolutely huge things the company has never even come close to doing before..."

[@696190]

Summer of Punk 2011?

[@quentin1016]

@@696190 Not quite

[@AlyxDG]

How Adam Would Book: Kofi Kingston's title run. I enjoyed Kofi's run, but it seemed a bit bland and he lost it in a terrible way. I think Adam could do it better.

[@BoneSoldier0]

Yes please this one

[@kaitlyngarner740]

God please this one

[@jacoblopez2111]

I swear it should've led to a New Day jealousy angle or a breakup

[@zyro6742]

@@jacoblopez2111 same, with Big E turning heel and going after the belt

[@kaitlyngarner740]

@@jacoblopez2111 Not every team or friendship needs to have a big breakup/jealousy angle. They didn't want to have a massive breakup and went on record saying that they'd leave the WWE if they did because their hearts wouldn't be in it

[@NotCornette]

How Adam Would Book Adam Blampied's and Keith Lee's wedding this is what The Fans Want, This Is What The Internet Wants THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD WANTS

[@ianbyrne465]

Adam better include himself suplexing Mia Yim through a table for thr right to marry Keith

[@KingofdaNerds]

I don't care if this is a joke or not? Make it happen

[@leowato4392]

@@ianbyrne465 yessssss

[@MirkoBalda]

This storyline would be very cool. But, in reality, after the release of Gable, Dave Meltzer would jump in and write immediately: "my sources told me it's a work". That's it, angle ruined.

[@thejoshpresle]

Only he’d get the lingo wrong. Dave uses AOL dial up still, guaranteed

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

Right, because wrestling fans can never get invested in an obviously fantastical story. That’s why one of the most famous wrestlers of all time is a zombie gravedigger whose soul is kept in a brass urn.

[@tazdivil6527]

Do people still read Dave Meltzer? Lol

[@tazdivil6527]

And add onto it. Would people actually care that much? I mean if the story’s good, then we’re fine, right?

[@ThatGuyChristo474]

90's hacker Adam is the best Adam.

[@earthlingmaniac3424]

So is heel adam

[@MultiClassGeek]

Forget Keanu, I want Bl@mp13d as a guest star in Cyberpunk 2077

[@JeremyBearimy913]

90s hacker Adam is just Johnny Lee Miller lol

[@carlososuna8335]

how was this commented 2 days ago but it was uploaded an hour ago????

[@JeremyBearimy913]

@@carlososuna8335 Must be a hacker...

[@bradcarver8127]

Adams Stories Successfully Hold up Only Losers Exhibit disagreement

[@tristonivory8967]

Caught me lacking

[@Ezoogie]

What the hell is Asshuoled?

[@CobaltCruiser]

Boo, I love it

[@switchblade6]

excellent

[@redben1252]

ASSHUOLED

[@silverzombie4477]

That intro is basically Watch Dogs: Legion if it was booked by Vince Russo after being told what the stereotypical English accent is.

[@92euce]

This was fun. Thank you, Adam.

[@dhruvtrivedi1335]

Adam : Can you re book Kane's remasking in 2011?

[@Raj80191]

Yes

[@Samladdy]

I forgot about Solomon Crowe’s hacker gimmick, I even forgot that he was even in NXT

[@TheNejD]

yeah and according to him he was gonna be the leader of sanity in nxt too

[@Samladdy]

@@TheNejD that would have been cool, but he is doing better in Impact

[@JaimeD.]

@@Samladdy He looks way better in IMPACT and during his time in Lucha Underground.

[@dylancampbell52203]

That was easily the funniest cold open he’s ever done. 😂 Great job.

[@BrigetteJanine]

"Antifa by way of Party City vibe" is how I will now be describing Retribution from now on

[@dynamicjaethought7788]

You forgot about Horn Swaggle hiding under the ring as the "anonymous" GM.

[@giovannigiovanni.7220]

That wasn't hacking.

[@dynamicjaethought7788]

@@giovannigiovanni.7220 No it wasn't, but it involved a computer...AND a stupid storyline. So, who cares actually?

[@curtedwards4178]

How Adam would book: SaNitY. Massive opportunity missed with them imo

[@kars2]

God yes

[@gfear24]

When the leader of a faction is the least over person in the faction, the faction can't get over. Everyone in SaNitY OTHER than Eric Young got over on their own. Eric Young couldn't get over because everyone knows him as the comedy guy from TNA.

[@Harshfxd]

@@gfear24 See his heel run in TNA

[@spacebound12]

They sucked

[@kars2]

@@spacebound12 blasphemy sir, BLASPHEMY I SAY!!!!!! NXT they killed it, the Main roster at the time screwed them over

[@nathandaniel6335]

Recommendation of next one: How Adam would book TNA Aces & Eights

[@anthonynorman7545]

Oooo

[@Unawesomenessness]

I want it!

[@bennygilbert8764]

We need TNA rebookings. I also pitch Samoa Joe's undefeated streak/winning the World Title.

[@JaimeD.]

Imagine a rebooking of FORTUNE against Aces and 8s. And not involving "sleeping-with-the-boss-and-affair-with-another-woman" b.s.

[@thomasbatta3250]

Yes

[@ArcaneAzmadi]

*Chad Gable:* If WWE keeps treating its talent like it does, then someday, _someone_ is going to make them suffer for it! *Andrew Yang:* That sounds like my cue!

[@Wounds1283]

Adam, your videos make me want to go to that alternate timeline where these storylines actually happen and you are the head of the creative. Great Stuff Mate.

[@LlunaTriste]

How Adam would book Raw: Underground, just 'cause I want to see him suffer

[@3wwerocks]

Just make it ecw, not like wwecw(dear god please no), and I'm sure you can't have it be like old school ecw, so do a mixture of the two, wwe style extreme matches building up wrestlers no one gives a crap about. Let it be kind of like what shane originally wanted wwecw to be.

[@JaimeD.]

*LlunaTriste* Congrats. It just came true.

[@aztn19]

{In Shenron’s voice} YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!!

[@KevinLuper99]

What's raw: underground?

[@zforce4109]

Adam showed how Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook

[@purplegill10]

Seriously 20 minutes flew by listening to this. This sounds silly, fun, unbelievably non-tech-literate, and absolutely something I would have been glued to all year.

[@vicentenavarro5494]

"The WWE system is broken" out of curiosity did you ever consider Eric Young for this storyline?

[@Ezoogie]

Too old to know how to press a spacebar

[@tpa3923]

'Ready, Willing and Ethernet Gable' might be the greatest thing I have ever seen

[@RomaroBrandon]

Sami Callaghan is still doing his hacker gimmick in Impact Wrestling

[@TheRiddleMan-ci7hi]

I can agree with that. So how are you doing, Romaro?

[@matt8258]

At least he’s not shite in impact

[@louis3141]

Well he is a hack to begin with

[@AhmedMohamed-vj5jc]

C oalition U ndermining N et T yranny This guys is smart...

[@Zs284]

Despite Adam even saying that they would be using acronyms, I had to have a second watch of the video to realize them. Thing is though i can even see it as part of the gimmick where they cut people off from saying the full thing and making some dumb reason for it not being the word we all know it is. For Coalition Undermining Net Tyranny, they say it is CUT for short because the N is silent.

[@navedmoosa]

Ali and Gable should be a team and should call themselves "Ali G in da house"

[@christianfortune690]

12:16 BINGLEY!

[@ldeaf2]

This is good, Adam! Thanks for all of the entertainment for the last eight months. It’s really put a smile on my face.

[@war2theren227]

Incredible. I want to live in this alternate universe where Adam's bookings are reality.

[@TheImpaler27]

14 minutes in loving this, and am genuinely smiling with glee, at the Vince line and hitting an employee because I could see that actually happening and the same press release in real life. I would like to see how Adam would do a flashback to 2001 and Fantasy book Sting vs. The Undertaker.

[@yumnits2946]

How much fun did Adam have coming up with these names for Baron and Sheamus?

[@drygrapejce8020]

It's silly it's stupid, Me: I've literally never been more interested in a wwe storyline ever

[@martinwalker6172]

Genuinely how on earth have no wrestling companies picked you up as a writer?

[@aaroncollins6411]

Well there was WCPW...

[@danielbonnett1755]

Adam, how much fun did you have thinking of the sweary detective names? With everyone came a smirk that suggests they've been the highlight of your career 😂

[@ChiBoomyBoom]

“Considering the website isn’t here!”....Lol killed me.

[@capngeeoff]

I love how Adam keeps giving Chad Gable something to do. He's really fantastic!

[@ZiaErina]

As an IT worker, that intro made my insides turn.

[@DaPhoenix777]

You're golden at this bro... very intriguing ass scenarios.. i wish this was a real story

[@ameliam5066]

Vince not finding tom green funny is genuinely the most baffling thing I’ve ever heard they literally have the *same* sense of humor.

[@mcfadyenmaffoo]

I feel like any story that needs a new person, or a who done it angle, can be booked by using Chad Gable. Glad he's gone back to that gimmick and the abomination that was Shorty G is gone.

[@ZackGoller]

How about "How Adam Would Book John Morrison's WWE Return?" They have SEVERELY misused him so far.

[@vampiricboar2775]

That intro has me dying 😂😂

[@seankkg]

I like the Consortium Opposing Chad's Keyboard Sabotage, I think that's a good duo.

[@phumlaniyumata6063]

"he's not everywhere, he's just got 16 monitors and a monthly subscription "😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@patrickjohnson1649]

Password? It’s “SwordFish”, it’s always SwordFish.

[@TheTrainFan9]

Is that a Marx Brothers reference?

[@akbarkhan6772]

I think that's agents of shield final season reference

[@yurinoworry]

@@akbarkhan6772 it’s way older than that haha it’s from a movie with Hugh jackman tho!

[@akbarkhan6772]

@@yurinoworry oh, ok

[@natecolt4107]

It’s been now TWO storylines that Adam booked and Gable replaces the main person in the storyline haha.

[@noamtepper456]

My favorite time of the month, Adam blessing us with a masterful story, to show he is in fact better then WWE creative.

[@jkjezzer]

Honestly they should replace the last hour of raw with videos of puppies playing football. Not for a storyline or anything. Just because it would probably do a better rating

[@russloveskebabs]

How Adam would Book: Aliester Black on the main roster.

[@JaimeD.]

Hope Adam and partsFUNknown do this in 2021 along with others.

[@ollieradd9758]

the ‘Ethernet Gable’ sends me every time 😂

[@randytimmerman8479]

It literally only ever takes me 2 seconds to click on an Adam Blampied fantasy booking video no matter where I am or what I'm doing.

[@andrewhowells7536]

Imagine Dave meltzer killing this story if it happened. He’d be on the wrestling observer telling everyone that Gable hasn’t really left and it’s all a work

[@TheJJStrife]

Considering this would have coincided with the downpour of all the firings and furloughs, probably not the best idea for a fake release among all those.

[@superboy4738]

Name suggestion: Network Users Transparency Section

[@user-nt9rs9fi2v]

Corbin and sheamus repeatedly renaming themselves was hilarious🤣

[@JD260A9]

3:20 "jacked in" "digivolved" I see Adam is cultured.

[@dixiep33]

See what WWE could have with writing talent like Adam? It will never happen though.

[@glenndallas7171]

It wouldn't matter. Vince would get bored or Pritchard would shoehorn in fart jokes and the whole thing would collapse.

[@BradleyJ]

I love the acronyms, I do have a question about the booking though; Does Chad Gable as the hacker happen in the same timeline as him being Kurt Angle's son?

[@navtektv]

Adam: Silly Storyline. Me: I'd pay front seats tickets to see this storyline Main Evented at Wrestlemania.

4:35 on that note, I want to point out something very noticeable these past years, which is that after jericho/owens they phased out relationship breakups almost entirely, they in fact made it a point that teams would stick together through thick and thin and trouble was never the end, in defiance of the stereotype. But as of a few months ago they pulled all of the triggers on all of the friendships all at once. Now the closest thing to brotherhood on WWE TV is Shayna and Nia.

[@DYNEadvance]

WWE could literally replace the last five minutes of a show with puppies and it would still be the most interested I'd have been in WWE programming for months

[@jodawoe]

I kind of thought that maybe Punk would make an appearance... guess not.

[@3dgforever01]

I could watch an entire video of Adam coming up with tag team names for Corbin and Sheamus for every week of this storyline, that was absolute gold. 👌🏻

[@aaronhurst4379]

"I can do it... for a price." Me: Feck yeah, he's gonna book Ted DiBiase as the hacker! Genius!

[@Kings_Quest]

Introducing Retribution as a sort of Ali and Gable Bodyguard squad could be a fun way to continue this

[@Kings_Quest]

Because, you know, Vince wants them dead, so why not kill WWE first

[@scootybooty1363]

Hell, you could introduce them as they were anyway, saying they were inspired by Ali and Gable (but they reject them or think they're going too far), don't give them stupid masks, build a story around Ali and Gable wondering if they did the right thing in the first place letting it get to this point and have a blow off where Ali reveals him to be the leader (again like it is anyway), but now there is some credibility behind the group as Retribution's actions are more credible with fallout reaching across the roster

[@noamtepper456]

Love 90s hacker Adam!

[@user-tg2cv8gh5l]

Miss this man!!

[@theimmortaldavefuckinmiller]

Love the sheamus and Corbin team names

[@antonioduran7]

Suggestion: How would Adam book The Miz's first wwe championship

[@fabianmonroy-luna7415]

Video idea: How Adam would book raw underground Just for the memes

[@sgrshnshw]

9:35 like that time a cameraman fell during Bobby Rodde & CHAD GABLE'S entrance at the ROYAL RUMBLE 2019. TRADITION. CONTINUITY. YES. THANK YOU ADAM.

[@jorgemiguel8595]

You really got me with the puppies 😂 I was waiting for the *skip add* button 😅

[@sandroilpelato7153]

Video Idea: How Adam Would Book Vince Russo coming back to WWE in 2021

[@MD-sf1st]

The hacker just pirates smackdown clips off of wwe.

[@theblackreaper1179]

I'm so glad you're back.

[@SolidSonicTH]

Honestly seeing as this would be in the middle of the pandemic it'd be the right time to do something silly like this (especially the low-tech match at MitB since the Performance Center setting would make it easy to accomplish). I do wonder if deliberately messing with their own programming as legitimately as that might cause some kerfuffle with their stock price, though. And the idea of Corbin and Sheamus's tag team changing names every week is hilarious.

[@mjb2697]

How Adam would've booked: Owen Hart How Adam would've booked: ECW Reboot How Adam would've booked: Shane McMahon's return run in 2016.

[@maxxpheonix8470]

12:20 aww

[@mistercapitale]

Love it. So much more entertaining than what we had to suffer through

[@BocookGaming]

I'm so glad you came back to start doing these again.

[@wesleygreen2638]

Request: How Adam would book CM Punk's return.

[@dickthehead1145]

WWE HIRE THIS MAN NOW

[@SpiralPoliFemboy]

I've always wanted a storyline like this. Blur the lines so much, that they're non existant. Act like there is an actual PR nightmare, and go crazy. Take a chance. Act like how you would during an actual crisis. The way you panicked with the Steroid Trial and Benoit Incident, do it again. The fans will eat it up, and you'll make a new star.

[@awpwrestling8746]

these booking videos are my comfort show

[@milito22510]

All the names Sheamus and Corbin give themselves sound like something straight from Top Gear, and I LOVE IT!

[@sonnyfox60]

How wwe would’ve booked Eugene

[@PLF__]

Finally here close to on time for one of these... genius booking my guy

[@whatwouldnetwork9441]

That starting gag was great. He was just talking out of his arse. Well played on the technobabble, Adam.

[@notjacksonshaffer3357]

Adam I gotta say. Your storylines keep getting better. I’m loving everything about this