How Alexander the Great's Empire Ended

Wars of the Diadochi were a series of Wars fought over the Empire of Alexander the Great by many of his generals.
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[@MasterofRoflness]

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[@Truth4234]

Bro tried to do some cool last words but ended up destroying his empire

[@deplorabledegenerate2630]

These guys may have had a hand in his death because they were tired of going on campaign. He may have known this as well, he was mad they wouldn't go deeper into India. I am not convinced him goading them like this was an accident.

[@cathulionetharn5139]

@@deplorabledegenerate2630 there is also some speculation that one of them had a name that sounded similar, and it could either be his propaganda that it should have been him not "the strongest" or it could be others saying it was "the strongest" and not the guys name

[@Diddiwehy]

It was inevitable, and he knew that.

[@nvmtt]

@@cathulionetharn5139 cretarus. his cavalry commander.

[@lelagrangeeffectphysics4120]

@@Diddiwehy Indeed, no general would have stepped down when all of them had a chance to be rulers of the biggest empire on earth at the time... so he just said what he knew, in the end they all proved to be his lessers...

[@Master-Mirror]

Ptolemy: - Walks in. - Steals Alexander's body. - Entrenches himself in Egypt, establishing a dynasty that lasts three centuries. - Refuses to overexpand. - Leaves.

[@vladimirpootis3200]

You forgot incest. Lot of incest.

[@thekinghass]

Yeah but at the same time I always saw Ptolemyic dynasty as the most pathetic. Probably were puppets too to the higher ups of Egypt society though in all honesty all of Hellenic kings were to different degrees

[@Valivali94]

Right, dude was the only one who more or less "won" that conflict imo.

[@Master-Mirror]

@thekinghass You can't blame Ptolemy I for the complete wastrels his distant successors turned out to be though. The first three to four generations ruled over a prosperous Egypt. After that, shit went downhill fairly quickly.

[@Master-Mirror]

@Valivali94 I agree. Dude was a realist. He saw the shitstorm on the horizon, had clear goals that weren't overly ambitious, and eventually died of old age with a secure kingdom.

[@J4R0D]

This era was the Ancient world's Game of Thrones

[@diranbodossian6061]

Game of Thrones WISHES.

[@heisenberg2467]

Game of thrones is more war of the roses

[@theliato3809]

well yeah. Englishmen at the time were brittons chilling in their bogs.

[@pt4103]

the war of the five kings is very different from the real war of the roses

[@ErikPT]

*laughs in the Spring and Autumn Period*

[@Kozkayn]

In an alternate universe: “Alexander, who will be your successor?” “Ptolemy.” Ptolemy was found dead 3 days later.

[@felixmurat1677]

also died of a slight fever (trust)

[@FalkyRocket2222]

and then the timeline proceeds as usual

[@akhripasta2670]

His successor was Seleucus (undoubtedly), He almost managed to reconquered Alexander's Empire. And Seleucus was Ptolemy's ally

[@liamjm9278]

"You must be silenced"

[@diegoyqulki]

​​​@@akhripasta2670If Ptolemy Ceraunus didn't kill Seleucus, he would have easily conquered the entire empire......

[@imabitmid]

Maybe being a bit vague on the succession of your empire could be a disastrous decision

[@Master-Mirror]

@@imabitmid That's what the Romans learned as well. As it turns out having a history of popular generals successfully taking over the state after a civil war means that shit just keeps happening.

[@Krafanio]

@@Master-Mirror I mean at least the Romans adapted and became good at dealing with civil wars and shit.

[@johntitor_ibm5100]

He was dying anyway and might have been poisoned (probably not), so I think he might have done a bit of trolling before he went.

[@kababyenoh]

The Romans sure emulated the fine tradition of infighting.

[@guywithglasses2103]

t o t h e s t r o n g e s t

[@imabitmid]

t o t h e s t r o n g e s t Chain

[@cac_deadlyrang]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[@johntitor_ibm5100]

And it turned out that Rome and Parthia were the strongest. It worked.

[@gayanudugampola8973]

Stable line of succession is for weaklings. REAL Warriors fight civil wars every time a ruler dies.

[@DummyThiccc]

*Goku has entered the chat* Goku: "how strong?"

[@AwayWithYouVileBeggar]

Slight Macedonian disagreement be like:

[@denniswaske4839]

*"You Must Be Silenced."* *Shamk!* *"AUGH-"*

[@SwampGreen14]

„Ptolonidus the wide looked at Antiseucos‘ wife at a dinner banquet, this lead to the battle clamyodneia. Both leaders deployed 120.000 men each, and fought each other to a standstill, after losing 90% of their respective armies. Unfortunately both leaders were assassinated by Andrococitus who died of a fever 2 days later.“

[@andrewz6986]

Happens when every noble family in macedon is known drunks

[@johntitor_ibm5100]

​@@SwampGreen14 "To be succeeded by his nephew-son-grandson-uncle-brother Antiochus LXIX, who would conquer much of Alexander's empire... only to lose to the Romans a week later and be saddled with a giant war indemnity that bankrupted his treasury."

[@Jefrings]

''You know what? This is a nice show!'' -Alexander watching his generals from Elysium.

[@jonirischx8925]

HBO needs to make a 7 season epic called 'The Diadochi' covering these wars. It would be the greatest TV show ever.

[@scoman91]

Any network but HBO. I don't trust them and neither should you.

[@robertalaverdov8147]

Honestly, the betrayals and the quite literal backstabbing that occurred makes GOT look like Childs play.

[@jonirischx8925]

@@scoman91 I mean like peak HBO, not season 8 of GoT HBO. I don't know why these studios stopped hiring competent writers...

[@ale-xsantos1078]

@@jonirischx8925 It would be...if the screenwritters could stick to the source material

[@jonirischx8925]

@@ale-xsantos1078 What we would get instead: Ptolemy reluingishes the rule of Egypt and his armies to his wife, because she is a girlboss, and goes on an adventure of self-discovery, realizing he is a gay black man.

[@olegoose574]

I wonder what was the reaction of Egyptians, Persians and other nationalities whose lands Alexander conquered. Like, you've been just conquered by Greeks and the same Greeks started fighting each other almost immediately after Alexander's death in order to establish who will control your lands without even asking you

[@blede8649]

Bemused, resigned disinterest. They mostly just wanted the dust to settle and for armies to stop roving around for. one. SECOND !

[@Master-Mirror]

@@olegoose574 At least the Egyptians got a reasonably solid regime out of bargain. I don't think any enemy army penetrated very far into Ptolemy's territory. Perdiccas got closest, but was killed by his own troops before he got too far.

[@redeye4516]

@Master-Mirror Yeah, but it's gotta suck being the underclass in your own homeland as foreigners colonize it. Most of the Ptolemies never even learned to speak Egyptian or about Egyptian mythology. Cleopatra VII Thea Philopator (the famous one, and the last) is the only one who did, and she did this solely to try and start a class uprising so she could oust her brother/ex-husband from power and take over for herself. When that didn't work she banged Caesar and tried to put their bastard love-child in charge of Rome as Caesar's heir, hoping to puppet Rome and thus Roman-occupied Egypt. But that also didn't work because the Romans had a schizophrenic hatred of royalty. They were fine with military dictators, but a king was too far because their ancient legends of the Roman Kingdom and it's end said so.

[@shadowborn1456]

Happy parthians moment

[@naughtycultmemes784]

They fought with the greeks

[@MrLolguy93]

Starting the video the Greek theme from Age of Mythology. Nice touch

[@gorillahackerman]

Alexander: My empire will go to the strongest Literally every one of his generals: “Whoa, I’m Alexander the Great’s top guy, dude.”

[@shibe5198]

India throwing in 100 elephants was the last thing I expected

[@nvmtt]

500

[@Darkblender5]

They actually fought a war with Seleucus, one of Alexander's officer who nearly won the whole thing before getting assassinated. In return for 500 war elephants, he (mostly) fucked off from India. That's where the elephants came from.

[@akhripasta2670]

@Darkblender5 He lost Gedrosia, Archasia & war But gained a political marriage & elephants Diplomacy

[@llawliet57807]

​@@Darkblender5 Most sources state he lost the war against the mauryas. Later on he gave up afganistan pakistan and his daughter to mauryans in return of 500 war elephants

[@akhripasta2670]

@llawliet57807 He might have lost war to Maurya Dynasty. But he managed to make Mauryas as one of his ally, thanks to his Diplomacy. But, he almost managed to reconquer Alexander's Empire. It's a Great Feat. He was a great Conquerer & a Diplomat

[@BaronVonMott]

"A succession crisis ruined everything." *"Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?!"*

[@akhripasta2670]

Seleucus almost reconquered Alexander's Empire And then Got assassinated He was great conquerer as well

[@ale-xsantos1078]

Yeah, pity the one who could have lived up to Alexander's choice of heir didnt get to live

[@blackgenetics6206]

@@ale-xsantos1078 Crazy thing is that he was in his late 70s and so close to uniting it all until Ptolemy's son Ptolemy the thunderbolt murdered him after being taken in by him. Ptolemy the thunderbolt then ended up becoming king of Makedon soon after but was killed in battle by the Celts.

[@limoneadeGlass]

Woah, brother, that's a LOT of backstabbing. >It's between Greeks. Oh, so just another business day then.

[@Hakabas01]

So in short: EVERYONE f*CKING DIED

[@DiamondKingStudios]

Didn’t need an ugly barnacle this time.

[@erwinheinrichstromer1156]

That moment when the succession war lasts longer than the Empire itself

[@theliato3809]

Gotta say. Diadochi is a pretty ballin name for your crew going at it.

[@BeaglzRok1]

Alexander: I just meant you should have a benching contest

[@thepowerofsand6180]

You know you messed up when your succession crisis is worse than Game of Thrones

[@menaldogerozaldo7033]

I dont blame the guys that killed perdiccas, if i was ordered to cross the nile only to get stranded on a small island and almost getting eaten by a crocodile while trying to swim back i would also be traumatized and angry 🤷

[@YoussefBarj-g3e]

almost? a third of the army got either swept along the currents of the nile or eaten by freaking crocodiles. Worse, the guy had a record of killing his own troops with exotic animals, before he got them trampled with elephants to ward off a conspiracy against him by the rank and file. No wonder his generals got him stabbed in the end

[@Matteus2109]

Really goes to show how much of a chad Alexander was for keeping all these guys' egos and ambitions in check while working gor him.

[@UgandaWWE]

More like it really wasn't advantageous to go against the guy giving them copious amounts of land and riched, so they just chilled and kept by his side. If he had lived 30 more years, his empire would've probably collapsed due to infighting from these same guys

[@cathulionetharn5139]

they actually were getting very pissed at him at the time, as they were all greeks/macedonians and Alexander was making himself out into a persian style god emperor, made his capital in persia, surrounded himself with persian courtiers and other stuff During campaign it was mostly a lot of gold and glory and the fact that regular soldiers nearly worshipped Alexander due to all his victories

[@thepowerofsand6180]

Probably because he had an even bigger ego

[@deepdungeon8465]

​@@cathulionetharn5139dude, they still loved Alexander. Seleucus even got on a blood rage when he heard Alexander was shit and killed by a huge arrow in Mallian Seige. The massacre only stops when the physicians says Alex is Alive and Breathing.

[@cathulionetharn5139]

@@deepdungeon8465 right but is stil in the campaign yes? I am talking post campaign after they came back from marching east and stopped just before India

[@GrafEisen1]

This is exactly why part of what makes a great leader is how well they handle their succesion.

[@ale-xsantos1078]

Indeed

[@Henry_TownshendSH4]

Its worth throwing it all away to have such a cool fucking quote

[@drekbleh7081]

1:01 When retirement doesn't entail the glory of battle

[@Mrkabrat]

The Rome 2 soundtrack is activating the fight or flight alright

[@akend4426]

1:02 The Argyraspides that fought for Eumenes were 50-70 years old? Damn, I guess why they say be wary of older men in a profession where men die young.

[@toasterman5412]

Antigonus was 81 when he died in battle lol Imagine Biden charging in with the Navy seals

[@nvmtt]

@@toasterman5412 lmao. I can imagine it already lol. Reloading after every single shot because he forgot the ammo count.

[@Adventeuan]

​@@nvmtt He'd get domed so fast because he is the type of silly guy to forget he is in a warzone.

[@Leo-ok3uj]

@@nvmtt On the bright side, he will never be running out of ammo with a good supply chain

[@wariodude128]

That clip of a guy getting run through in the back with a sword going "AAAAAAAGGGHHH" was used so much you could make a drinking game out of it. Speaking of which, every time you see that clip, drink.

[@michaelterrencefernandezli6688]

"If you're not strong, you're gay" - Alexander the Great

[@michaelterrencefernandezli6688]

note: they probably were gay for alexander ngl

[@nightsong81]

Dude literally had a boyfriend (Hephastion).

[@MobinBrown]

@@nightsong81 looks like the point flew over your head. Those guys weren't gay in the current sense.

[@Nefferious]

​@@nightsong81 He had a boyfriend but funnily enough it wasn't Hephaestion, it was a eunuch named Bagoas. Hephaestion really was just a friend it looks like.

[@nvmtt]

@@MobinBrown dude, they were greeks. the point is mute.

[@KroiAlbanoiArbanon]

Alexander Generals when he was alive:please for Gods sake no more war and let's go home. Also his generals when he dies:its war time.

[@sabaton_no.1_fan]

the fact is my ancestor also fought in this war

[@XiangYu94]

😂 *the constantly repeating meme of that guy getting backstabbed*

[@amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849]

Out of all the empires that split from Alexander's empire, I find the Selucid Empire the most interesting, but only because they lost to a small rebellion led by a Judean Priestly family some time later. That being said, will you make a video about the Hasmonean Empire that followed Judas and his brother's conquests? Especially since the actions of Judas and later on, Alexandra Salome were the high points of the Hasmonean Empire, and then afterwards, everything went to shit until Pompey conquered the Hasmonean Empire and Herod was set up as "King".

[@oooeee5556]

- Leader dies - Dynasties formed by powerful officials/generals - Civil war over who is the true ruler China: First time?

[@Leo-ok3uj]

I feel that Demetrios having to watch his father (Antigonos) fight until his last breath while being unable to help him because of those elephants having him and his cavalry unit checked deserved a mentioning

[@andrewz6986]

The way everyone gets betrayed is fitting for how dirty everyone treated Alexanders family

[@viperlordpaces]

Bro held the first battle royale tournament

[@catnaut9035]

Virgin world wars vs chad diadochi wars

[@1234a-z3j]

you forgot antigonus being killed in battle, and demetrius being captured

[@marloyorkrodriguez9975]

Eumenes the only person who cares about Alex’s empire and at the same time the one who who could’ve defeated Antigonus if only the Silver Shields had kept their faith.

[@g.sergiusfidenas6650]

Eumenes was doomed either way, he had been sentenced to death in absentia by the Diadochi and even if he had accomplished the hard task of completely defeating Antigonus he still would had to face the others, the only truly loyal subordinates he had were those who were not macedonians (like his persian in-laws or those troops he had from the eastern satrapies), had they not betrayed him to Antigonus they would had betrayed him later against Ptolemy, Seleucus, Antipater, Lysimachus or whoever he fought next. He was an awesome general brought low by the most revolting of means.

[@christos3280]

When the people of the city-states have gotten hold of large empires, and now keep destroying eachother like city-states... but now with more resources

[@thechangamire3495]

Alexander really decided that if he couldn't live to see his empire completed, it wouldn't be allowed to. I strive to emulate his pettiness.

[@amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849]

Come to think of it, if the world that people know at that time covered from Espania to India, this would technically be maybe the millionth World War already

[@Heylanda-fb9xb]

It's almost one. Unfortunately, the "known world" at the time also include China. Whom the Persian and later the Greeks are in contact and establish trade route with.

[@amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849]

@@Heylanda-fb9xb To be fair, World War I mostly covered Europe and the Middle East to a later extent, so not exactly Worldwide in that sense. World War 2 covered far more areas of the world, but still not fully, so perhaps the definition of a "World War" should be that if many of the most powerful nations are involved in it to the point that even other countries and colonies would be affected. In a certain sense, the Wars of the Diadochi can be seen as a "world war" insofar as the main powers of that world were at war with one another.

[@Heylanda-fb9xb]

@@amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849 Sorry. But that's bullshit. WW1 is truly a World War since all continent are involved thanks to the presence of European colony around the world. Europe: Western Front, Eastern Front, Italian Front, Balkan Front. Middle East: Galipoli, Caucasian Front, Sinai Desert Front. Africa: German East African Front, Togo Front. Pretty much wherever the German colony in Africa are located become a frontline. Asia: New Guinea Front (Germany used to control half of it. It's why there's a "Bismarck Sea" there.), Battle of Qingdao. Battle of Tsingtao. North America: U-Boat skirmishes. America and Canada became a major combatant nations. South America: Battle of Falkland Island (1914). Brazil and Chili became British sub-contract weapon manufacturer.

[@amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849]

@@Heylanda-fb9xb Ok, I stand corrected, since I never knew about the other WWI fronts that much. and might have forgotten some of them (Like the Falkland Battle). But that would not invalidate the possibility that some ancient wars can be seen as "world wars" inspite of their rather limited locations, owing to how they would have understood the extent of the world at that time, and even if the peoples there have made contact with places like China, what's to say that the majority of the people ver knew what "China" is.

[@remsee1608]

Arbiter is the real star of this video

[@tundrarunner4951]

Man, everyone's getting assassinated and betrayed up in here!

[@bruhjohniscool1437]

His wordd were on the scale of empire's

[@aryel6867]

Bro planted the bomb and died🤣

[@WelcomeToDERPLAND]

Argyraspides being 50~70 years old and being "FUCKINNN' INVINCIBLE" is pretty based tbh

[@g.sergiusfidenas6650]

Eumenes was a true G and I am glad the ones that betrayed him ended being double-crossed themselves also.

[@Malone_brown_]

He is history's number 1 instigator for that shit I swear to god 😭

[@cattysplat]

You're having a really bad day if your facing down hundreds of giant ass war elephants in battle.

[@JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly]

0:48 *FINALLY HALO 3 FOOTAGE*

[@j.s.ospina9861]

Alexander when he knew he was going to die: "yall are dying with me"

[@jackster8976]

Alexander the Great's Ghost: "Commander, operation cinder is to begin at once"

[@lionhood1494]

he knew everyone would turn their backs on him and fight each other for the control of its empire, so he replied "the strongest". Makes sense because only the strongest could have won the battle and continued his empire. But there was sadly just too much inner conflict and greed to hold such a big empire together. Epic Words Another Alexander W

[@jonbaxter2254]

This is like the sequel to the original, which isn't as good, but has some of the previous actors and writers.

[@fatihsaidduran]

Nah the Diadochi wars are solid.

[@greatkentuckian9032]

Imagine an Alexander the Great that was not so self-centered and gave power to the smartest general

[@cathulionetharn5139]

there is some speculation that one of them had a name that sounded similar to greek "strongest", and it could either be his propaganda that it should have been him not "the strongest" or it could be others saying it was "the strongest" and not the guys name He was trying to create a persian style ruler-centric cult to strengthen his empires unity, giving power to one of his underlings would counteract that. Also he was 30 something, not thinking of death, probably expecting to have his infant son be his heir in like a decade or two and suddenly he got disease that kills nerve function, and suddenly he is bedridden, paralised, barely able to do anything Tough luck

[@narcisraiciu6919]

@@cathulionetharn5139 Isn't this what Seleucus accomplished?

[@cathulionetharn5139]

@@narcisraiciu6919 yeah, but seleucus didn't have several generals and an army straight from greece, that would very much like to go back home to greece and not build another city in some place several miles away and name it alexandria, That has already voiced that desire and got an "okay fine we'll go back home, STRAIGHT THROUGH THE DESERT" but then stopped at the persian capital. After like a third of them died crossing a desert they very much didn't need to cross

[@Adventeuan]

​@@cathulionetharn5139 Alexander the dumbass. Philip II should've been called Philip the Great as even after death he could ensure that his son had an army which would beat the shit out of the Persians.

[@corvusglaive3605]

The bots are having a field day.

[@adamelghalmi9771]

the fog is coming. the fog is coming. the fog is coming. protect your kids, the fog IS COMING

[@akend4426]

0:21 Today I learned that Alexander The Great and Cleopatra were siblings. Unless, of course, this is a different person that just happens to also be named Cleopatra.

[@Decumos]

It is. The one you're thinking of is a descendant of Ptolemy and lived 300 years later.

[@davideserafini3154]

It's a different person

[@goncaloferreira8543]

Considering the Cleopatra your talking about was around Cesar's time which is like hundreds of years after Alexander the great, chances of her being his sister is rather low

[@akend4426]

@Decumos Ah, I see. Thanks for the clarification.

[@Geoguy678]

There were many Cleopatras in Hellenized Egypt(popular name) But yes, Cleopatra was Greek and came from Alexander the Great

[@sliftyy]

fr why does no one talk about these conflicts? completely forgotten

[@hellomoto2084]

Because they happened thousands of years ago. Also there are literally documentaries on KZbin , for you to watch . Battle by battle , war by war . Kings and generals and similar channels have covered it in great detail. So , yes history buffs talk, normal random folks don't as it happened thousands of years ago .

[@professorxavier620]

Damn the music is so fucking good!

[@ThePatriarchXCI91]

"And so, you must be silenced."

[@gamebawesome]

**Literally nobody** You must be silenced

[@Tarik360]

Holy Machiavellian intrigue on crack batman!

[@marsh2537]

tôi kratistôi goes so fucking hard it’s unbelievable

[@Tazter25]

Imma steal this mad general war for my book 😘 I loved the 4th backstab the most 🤣

[@Henry_TownshendSH4]

Guys Alex meant you should hae an arm wrestling contest, not this

[@libertyorca9011]

I like frogs

[@shadowborn1456]

Like that frog from that 2005 song

[@AverageMojaveMailman]

I like turtles.

[@hellomoto2084]

You french?

[@argentin2306]

Malaria sure got a lot of assists from all of this

[@neilallen8491]

Damn I was not expecting so many clips of the arbiter back stabbing the prophet of truth. It's funny to imagine that it's the same assassin doing all the dirty work "you must be silenced", from Perdiccas to Selecus 😂.

[@FilozofzPanelaku]

what I remeber about rise of the empire is... how quiet it was....

[@beren1898]

Take a shot of Spyritus (96%) everytime Arbiter said "You must be silenced!".

[@neutralfellow9736]

superbo stuffo

[@boruchan7636]

I only saw 437 elephants

[@wankawanka3053]

I like to think that since the word kratistoi and the name krateros (both come from the greek word kratos) that everyone simply misheard alexander and he just wanted to give it to krateros😅

[@HolyknightVader999]

Alexander's Empire had their own Crisis of the Third Century. They just didn't recover from it.

[@rasmussten1206]

Do a video on Tycho Brahe

[@MausOfTheHouse]

Disappointed you didn't use any imagery from imperator: Rome

[@compatriot852]

Battle Royale: Greek edition

[@Kommandant_Erich]

Day 1 on asking MasterofRoflness on making a video about the Czechoslovak Partisans aka the Jan Žižka Partisan Brigade.

[@facundomagarinoss3401]

The Greeks and Romans loved civil wars. Even when they united into a single nation...The rhomaioi, they continued the ancestral tradition until 1453

[@brianaguila6925]

Hephastion WILL BE HIS SUCCESSOR for sure

[@JGCO115]

I think even if he named a successor, his empire would have probably end up falling anyways.

[@tyh5796]

The Greeks have their own Three Kingdoms

[@ellescer]

Imagine an anime based on this

[@miketacos9034]

Arbiter's arm gettin' tired there.

[@Hameem-up2br]

Bro wanted a battle royale

[@Rawarart]

well it is nkt so great of you alex

[@Totally_not_alpharius]

Rome thats who

[@_Jay_Maker_]

If anyone here is watching Orbital Bacons' regular stream of _Reign: The Conqueror,_ this shit is even more insane. 😆

[@AlterMert]

Age of Mythology Music??

[@sahilhossain8204]

Lore of How Alexander the Great's Empire Ended momentum 100

[@TheMightyNaryar]

Highlander but 2300 years too early

[@cynfaelalek-walker7003]

Maybe the Pharaohs knew something when they had all their servants executed after their death.

[@ale-xsantos1078]

Alexander: To the Strongest Rome: You called?

[@RockSp-oe1jl]

The empire was a stealth mission💀

[@jjbaandwarriorcats]

3 corn bots on one vid is insane

[@notgoddhoward5972]

Surely this won't lead to some small city state from the fringes rising up in the next couple hundred years and taking over the Mediterranean.