Fun fact: anne of cleves wasnt even ugly. Henry was interested in french literature at the time, where the handsome prince dresses as a peasant and the princess still falls in love with him. He tried pulling this move, and anne being rightfully disturbed, pushed him away. His ego was so bruised he attempted to put the blame on her. Even then, henry admitted years later he should have married her.
@laureendila4 жыл бұрын
Many don't know this about Henry VIII, but he's the original creator of r/niceguys
@squiddoodles10264 жыл бұрын
Well he did marry her but they were only married for 1 month
@Blokewood34 жыл бұрын
@@squiddoodles1026 6 months.
@EveRosell4 жыл бұрын
She also divorced him willfully, and that move gave her his suppport in the court in the next years.
@pomegranate100174 жыл бұрын
i mean duhh anna would be disturbed she aint even from france
@circeeldritchworkaholicwitch133 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Holbein was known for painting accurate portraits, so Anna's portrait would've been closer to what she actually looked like. Henry actually dressed up as a peasant, barged in on her, and kissed her. Anna, knowing nothing about Henry in the first place, was disgusted and confused. Henry, who didn't like how she reacted, came up with the excuse of "She's just ugly" and let her live a fabulous life. He actually wished he had kept his marriage with her later in life.
@jadonlamey39313 жыл бұрын
The "she's ugly" excuse had to be Henry's fragile ego talking after she reacted that way. Based on the portraits, Anne of Cleves was the most attractive out of all his wives imo
@circeeldritchworkaholicwitch133 жыл бұрын
@@jadonlamey3931 True.
@a_gal.in.your.basement3 жыл бұрын
You, you said that I tricked ya ‘Cause I, I didn’t look like my profile picture Too, too bad I don’t agree So I’m gonna hang it up for everyone to see And you can’t stop me ‘Cause I’m the queen of the castle Get down you dirty RASCAL Get Down I had to
@circeeldritchworkaholicwitch133 жыл бұрын
@@a_gal.in.your.basement ANOTHER SIX FAN
@circeeldritchworkaholicwitch133 жыл бұрын
@@a_gal.in.your.basement C’mon ladies, let’s get in reformation~ Is one of my favorite parts of that song
@allys7443 жыл бұрын
“Catherine of Aragon was ara-GONE and Anne Boleyn was IN.” *I can’t tell you how much I appreciate these natural puns.*
@samuelbelay52283 жыл бұрын
Make like an Anne and CLEVE
@harrisonofcolorado88863 жыл бұрын
As well as "Anne Boleyn was Anne Bole-OUT".
@oofija3 жыл бұрын
Anne BoleIN
@usaball693 жыл бұрын
So I found out that I am related to king Henry the 8th the one in this video and Marie antunuonnit I still can’t believe it
@Dmazza993 жыл бұрын
@@usaball69 basically everyone is cause they were in the like 1500s and that means a lot of ancestors of them not me I’m related to Bolesław I
@mohammedmaajilshareef17755 ай бұрын
Catherine of Aragon 1485-1536 Anne Boleyn 1501-1536 Jane Seymour 1508-1537 Anne of Cleves 1515-1557 Catherine Howard 1524-1542 Catherine Parr 1512-1548
@Damy-t4v2 ай бұрын
Nice
@JinxonajoyrideАй бұрын
So basically Anne of Cleves won
@ZdnchbАй бұрын
Nice
@CXP3DАй бұрын
Catherine of Aragon: 51 Anne Boleyn: 35 Jane Seymour: 29 Anne of Cleves: 42 Katherine Howard: 18 Catherine Parr: 32
@cynthiaromo4170Ай бұрын
@@CXP3D you did some wrong
@beverlyburgess92093 жыл бұрын
This man is the literal term of being the hero and living long enough to see yourself turn into a villain.
@yeboxxx_channel_25053 жыл бұрын
Yup... Another Example was Napoleon Bonaparte
@brain_wormm3 жыл бұрын
@@yeboxxx_channel_2505 or benedict arnold
@traceon38303 жыл бұрын
@@brain_wormm Who?
@slushiesforlife3 жыл бұрын
The fictional version is pretty much Paul Atreides in Dune and Dune Messiah
@anthonydoria86513 жыл бұрын
@@traceon3830 he was in the American revolution on the rebels side until he betrayed them and was gonna give up west point to the British
@AlphaCentauri244 жыл бұрын
"He is not the heir. Just a spare." Lol! Sick burn for every younger royal sibling.
@iamacatperson72264 жыл бұрын
But then, HE WASNT
@SomewhatSummarized4 жыл бұрын
It’s the opposite for normal families :(
@leawa4 жыл бұрын
@@iamacatperson7226 CHAN CHAN plot twist
@Detahramet4 жыл бұрын
Thats not even an innaccurate description either. Its the rule of two: One is None. Two is one.
@Kolchak_Enjoyer3 жыл бұрын
@John Boudreaux insult to ferdinand of Aragón his dad
@CalifornianCuttlefish3 жыл бұрын
9:47 Not only is she a woman leading an army, she's also, pregnant, actually on the battlefield, AND she's wearing a full suit of armor, if that's not amazing, I dunno what is
@geochadinc.94713 жыл бұрын
I think the flying mecha pig is the awesome one
@CalifornianCuttlefish3 жыл бұрын
@@geochadinc.9471 yes
@crimsondynamo6153 жыл бұрын
She’s literally an Amazonian at that point, if not in stature but in sheer determination in all that
@CalifornianCuttlefish3 жыл бұрын
@@crimsondynamo615 yes
@Gneisenau.3 жыл бұрын
@@CalifornianCuttlefish yes
@NicoUnken6 ай бұрын
"I love you dad, you are so pleasant. I am so glad, I am not a peasant." 15/10, best poem I've ever seen, a real tragedy the dad never saw it.
@bigbean16272 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for Wolsey. My guy was born into a working class family, worked his way up through the system to become the kings lord chancellor, did most of Henry’s political work, failed to get Henry divorced (which was impossible without splitting off from Rome), then got fired and died.
@donovanulrich3482 жыл бұрын
Well considering Wolsey was willing to go behind the councils back, Henry expected the same hush hush treatment Its also probably not the only reason Wolsey got on Henry's bad side, just a undeniable blunder sure to upset Henry Whats worse was Wolsey would t back him up to the Pope 😂😂 "you know, dude did force his country to go broke for you, and some cheese, wine and a roast isent anything. The man wanted to help you, cant you help him?"
@mariebertrand4002 жыл бұрын
He does deserve his own biography.
@matthewmiller9398 Жыл бұрын
He must have really thought he had gotten on the Kings good side, who can blame him so did everyone else
@jeanettenatoli16724 күн бұрын
And had he lived, Henry certainly would have had him executed. He was actually on his way to answer to a very, very angry Henry (who already stripped him of all his power) when he dropped dead.
@renfredsulit7614 Жыл бұрын
1) Divorced: Catherine of Aragon 2) Beheaded: Anne Boleyn 3) Died: Jane Seymour 4) Divorced: Anne of Cleves 5) Beheaded: Catherine Howard 6) Survived: Catherine Parr
@theidioticghost Жыл бұрын
Sorry to correct you but it's Katherine with a K and not C sometimes spelled Katheryn
@ItsFareedah-f3k Жыл бұрын
Sorry but it's Katherine Howard
@derlesende Жыл бұрын
@@ALLMETAL1970 Catherine of Aragon was one She failed to give me a son.
@ALLMETAL1970 Жыл бұрын
@@derlesende I had to ask her for a divorce, that broke her poor heart of course
@Glockas Жыл бұрын
And tonight, we are liiiiivvvveeeee
@gizmo_gadgets64824 жыл бұрын
Why is no one to talking about king Henry’s poems? “I love you dad You are so pleasant I’m so glad I’m not a peasant” Lmaoooo
@radjadawamindra6974 жыл бұрын
Nice thumbnail
@nataliaaiken75514 жыл бұрын
Nice
@deerhat78754 жыл бұрын
then the other one is just "you son is dead but it's ok Im also your son Hip-Hip Hooray!" 😂😂
@afonsomaiadeloureiro88264 жыл бұрын
King Henry was a savage😂
@bobjoe18654 жыл бұрын
@@PeanutWithWiFiAccess really
@preacherofmusic7 ай бұрын
"Be mean. Love gluttony! *VIOLATE WIDOWS!"* I can't help but grin every time
@SofiaGaming0065 ай бұрын
same
@somerandomname31243 ай бұрын
Words to live by
@nerorerorin7 күн бұрын
*the English Milf Hunter*
@tablerizzIer4 күн бұрын
18:10
@theresab4021 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Henry and Anne of Cleves gave up the relationship and became friends, Anne became an honorary member of the king's family and was known as the King's beloved sister. So this means she wasn't rejected but the fact that both didn't see the spark in their relationship, but I loved the fact that they became friends after their relationship. And Henry sent her a letter ending in: "Your loving brother, and friend." once his marriage with Anne was annulled. Anne was also invited to the Hampton Court for Christmas and proudly danced with Henry's new wife Katherine Howard (LONG LIVE THE QUEEN)
@LendriMujina Жыл бұрын
Not often I hear about someone in history actually getting a happy ending.
@ningjing1113 Жыл бұрын
that's because she agreed to divorce
@jimmy2k4o Жыл бұрын
Only case where the phrase “let’s just be friends” was true
@Red_Memes42 Жыл бұрын
i just had a brain dump trying to read this
@Acoustic_Screecher Жыл бұрын
Aww thats so sweet and wholesome
@iqbalbrar6425 Жыл бұрын
Henry's story is really ironic because his daughters, who he didn't pay much attention to, became the most famous monarchs, but his son Edward, who he probably paid a lot of attention to, was hardly an impressive monarch as he died early.
@hakai1014 Жыл бұрын
lmao
@charliefarmer4365 Жыл бұрын
I mean, he did make the legal religious transition of England from Anti-Pope Catholics to Protestants. Or was that his regent?
@Michelle58546 Жыл бұрын
He also traumatized his daughter and she was like nope so no one to carry the bloodline lmao
@creepofreako Жыл бұрын
QE1 is the only badass Queen of England that ever walked the earth. Not even QE2 can top whatever Elizabeth I did for her country. There's a reason why her reign was called THE GOLDEN AGE.
@justspittingsomefacts642510 ай бұрын
@@creepofreako QE2 is far more better than QE1💀(Elizabeth 1 Participated in black sl@very and ex3cuted thousands of Catholic priests) . Also Mary 1 is the first Queen Regnant that ruled in her own right and cleared the way for future female Queens like her sister Elizabeth.
@edra20053 жыл бұрын
Catherine of Aragon charging into battle wearing full armor while pregnant is the most badass thing I've ever heard
@lucyhurst25343 жыл бұрын
Except she didn’t.
@rosieposie47333 жыл бұрын
@@lucyhurst2534 except she did
@rosieposie47333 жыл бұрын
@@CooperGallen she didn’t physically fight in battle obviously but she did ride into battle in full armor while being pregnant.
@johnmajorenos51623 жыл бұрын
@@CooperGallen yeah while Catherine riding into battle while pregnant is questionable, but the flying pigs is 100% real I wonder why modern people didn't take those pigs and use them to accelerate the human race
@henryviii89183 жыл бұрын
I agree
@James848004 ай бұрын
I like that they talked about the rarely mentioned part where Henry was hit across the head during jousting when he didnt put down his visor, he had head pains often afterwards and his kind personality only really seemed to change after the incident.
@BogusmanTheSwagman2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the Royal Asswiper was a very prestigious role, because the king trusted you in a moment of vulnerability.
@gengarzilla16852 жыл бұрын
Makes sense. You could very easily shove a concealed knife up the king's arse, so I'd imagine it takes trust.
@diamondsrubies19642 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@BogusmanTheSwagman2 жыл бұрын
@@diamondsrubies1964 That's how I felt when I learned it. Truly stranger than fiction.
@meawesome22102 жыл бұрын
The fact they had someone to wipe their ass makes me feel like I'm not as lazy as my mom says
@clintchen54982 жыл бұрын
I'm eating.
@thebiologic61392 жыл бұрын
I love how he accused Anne Boleyn of incest, but completely ignored the fact that the entire royal bloodline was incest.
@E.h.a.n2 жыл бұрын
*Hmm yes, the floor here seems to be made out of floor*
@kristiankepley59442 жыл бұрын
To be fair incest in the medieval manner usually referred to brother-sister and parent-child
@Cub__2 жыл бұрын
How royal can one truly be when they're just incests?
@isilder2 жыл бұрын
Not correct. They didn't consider 1st cousins to be incest,so they wouldn't have that as a "fact", and inbreeding was poorly understood.
@isilder2 жыл бұрын
@@kristiankepley5944 bigger fact, not much of the world actually has first cousins as incest even now,and where it is now,, its far more recent than anything to do with Medieval.
@stefanradebach28893 жыл бұрын
Let's all admit that Arthur was practically doomed to die before becoming a king because there was no way the English throne was gonna accept anyone with that name. Only Henrys, Edwards, Richards, Charles and Geroges are allowed to become kings.
@percyweasley93013 жыл бұрын
I know you are joking, but this is actually serious thought. What are the odds that the son named Arthur died and Son Henry became king.😱
@alancoe10023 жыл бұрын
It is known.
@godemperorofmankind3.0913 жыл бұрын
Charles might choose to reign as King Arthur (though its unlikely)
@alancoe10023 жыл бұрын
You know which Arthur did survive to what they would call old age? Arthur Plantagenet, Viscount Lisle. One of Edward IV's bastards. Well into Henry VIII's time. Check out the Lisle Letters. Ohhhh, noo. Just looked a bit deeper. Near life's end thrown into the Tower for 2yr, sus of treason. Henry ordered his release, poor guy had a heart attack at the news, prompting some wag to say that H8's mercy was as deadly as his dooms. Poor bastid. Buried within the Tower. I thought he'd escaped the curse...
@iplayminecwaft2613 жыл бұрын
What about william
@shakur9609 ай бұрын
10:45 Henry the VIIIth and Francis the Ist had a friendly wrestling match during their encounter at the field of the Cloth of Gold. Basically, Henry got suplexed into submission by Francis, who was 2m tall and of gigantic size for the era.
@DemiSemme4 жыл бұрын
"Mary, we're all inbred!" He's not kidding, Henry was literally related to every single one of his wives. Not kidding. Look it up.
@hellothere-dv5me4 жыл бұрын
Holy s*it,you're right.
@brolythelegendarysupersaiy31244 жыл бұрын
WTF
@gdw31124 жыл бұрын
Yeah through their common ancestor King Edward 1st or Edward Longshanks, so not as bad as the Hapsburgs.
@joshuafrimpong2444 жыл бұрын
DAAAAAMMMMNNNNN
@xbluest0flag00nsx24 жыл бұрын
So I looked it up and...... *WHAT THE HELL*
@gumarks_2 жыл бұрын
So Henry basically descended all the way into being a villain-like king because of his explosive loins. Amazing.
@perniciouspete49862 жыл бұрын
"explosive loins"? sounds painful
@bensonfang18682 жыл бұрын
Tbh he has family history: his maternal grandfather was Edward IV who was famous for his love of sex, food, and drinking and was a pretty tall guy who loved fighting just like Henry.
@whyiseverysinglehandletaken22 жыл бұрын
Never underestimate the power of boners.
@SerenityM162 жыл бұрын
And traumatic brain injury I think
@DesolatedChild0182 жыл бұрын
Can’t say I condone the man’s actions, but as far as “historical villains” goes it’s as sympathetic of a motivation as it gets. Sometimes, the thirst is so mighty you have no choice but to hornypost on main, often to dire consequences. I do appreciate the domino effect of “Henry being down bad for Anne Boleyn” to “Brexit”. Most impactful blueballing case in history.
@lanasultraviolence3 жыл бұрын
Unpopular Opinion: Anne of Cleve’s was the true survivor of Henry, as she was given quite the compensation for the divorce
@KamiAva3 жыл бұрын
I agree
@juliahurtado26043 жыл бұрын
@@KamiAva Same
@taylorswiftharrystyles3 жыл бұрын
Yea I mean she got a life of luxury to just not be queen I would take that in a heartbeat
@omel94243 жыл бұрын
I’m the queen of the castle...
@juliahurtado26043 жыл бұрын
@@omel9424 Get down your dirty rascal
@oiltheboil28398 ай бұрын
The autism makes me rewatch this every year and I’ve never regretted it
@demcatzlol7 ай бұрын
I watch this at least every month for some reason
@MattyH645 ай бұрын
I watch these videos everyday until the cycle gets boring and it’s onto another category.
@softie_preppy56255 ай бұрын
same
@katthestranger3 ай бұрын
I want you to notice that Henry as a handsome adult looks like dream :3
@pubert192 ай бұрын
🤓🤓🤓
@rice.jpg24 жыл бұрын
“The church will decide your fate” Henry: “I am the church”
some people don't believe me but over simplified commented on my new video. im so happy
@erinmeehan40283 жыл бұрын
fun fact about his wives: Catherine Parr, the final wife was in love with Thomas Seymour and they nearly got married. Unfortunately, Henry eyes drifted towards Parr and she was forced to marry the king. After Henry’s death, Parr did go on to marry Seymour. Why this is important you ask? Thomas Seymour is the brother of Henry’s third wife, Jame Seymour(died). edit: wtf over 1k likes??? thanks y’all.
@jeal50223 жыл бұрын
Wow, might've been difficult for Thomas since his sister and lover were boinked by Henry.
@ScootsMcDootson3 жыл бұрын
@@jeal5022 Seems he tried to get back at Henry by coming onto Elizabeth (who was 14 at the time), and possibly trying to kidnap Edward (but he definitely shot Edwards dog.) Turns out Thomas is not a very nice person.
@iijuicylemonii82903 жыл бұрын
She had a child with him ( Mary Seymour)
@lysaali503 жыл бұрын
they're all related
@hv99883 жыл бұрын
:/ it's even more tragic - Thomas Seymour was likely abusive. To Catherine and Elizabeth who was Catherine's ward. Which is often cited as one reason why Elizabeth I never married (along with a messy political situation) even though she had lovers.
@LONGshot-tf8cf4 жыл бұрын
I like how oversimplified voices every character yet they still sound different somehow
@alessa94644 жыл бұрын
I just realized that by now...
@marianboshra98504 жыл бұрын
@@alessa9464 iiti,
@marianboshra98504 жыл бұрын
@@alessa9464 fhhze is a great place for
@marianboshra98504 жыл бұрын
7885
@juanponceman43374 жыл бұрын
Marian Boshra uh
@maasbekooy90110 ай бұрын
18:33 I only see now he drew a historical accurate executioner's sword. Love the detail
@notlistening64994 жыл бұрын
Rulers always seem to fall into three categories. Mediocrity: They aren't remembered for much Villany: They start out promising but then wind up getting remembered for lots of bad things Glory: They do some really good and promising things and then die before they can prop the country up to not fall into ruin without their support, and surely it almost always does
@Nic5Cyprus4 жыл бұрын
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
@weldonwin4 жыл бұрын
Its funny how often the Glory rulers and also the Villain rulers
@magicwish72584 жыл бұрын
"Villainy" rulers tend to live shorter as a king.
@dannydavi-toe74124 жыл бұрын
justinian is a great example of glory
@Sevofthesands4 жыл бұрын
Those mediocre kings tend to be the ones who don't get into war or intrigue but either reform and just in general keep the public and diplomatic relations happy.
@MatijaCG4 жыл бұрын
Henry's wife: **accidentally do something wrong** *This enraged Henry VIII who punished her severly*
@Noone-ue6xo4 жыл бұрын
Oh my days 😂😂😂
@anuragagrawal8314 жыл бұрын
I knew this comment will be here
@henryviii89184 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@cadehelms53374 жыл бұрын
Oh my god it’s not fucking funny any more
@StiggusRattus4 жыл бұрын
To the guillotine
@Headpfones2 жыл бұрын
Tudor fact: Queen Katharine of Aragon was so beloved by the English people she was nick named The Queen of Hearts, and Queen Katharine had the support of the whole country behind her
@hideyourchocobars73532 жыл бұрын
It's spelled Catherine not Katherine
@Headpfones2 жыл бұрын
@@hideyourchocobars7353 I thought she always spelled it with a K
@hideyourchocobars73532 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure
@Headpfones2 жыл бұрын
@@hideyourchocobars7353 it’s even spelled with a K on her grave though
@hideyourchocobars73532 жыл бұрын
@@Headpfones oh I thought it was the other one 😅
@cravenquill78909 ай бұрын
Divorce,beheaded,die,divorce,beheaded,survived I'm Henry the 8 and I had six sorry wife's. Some might say I ruined theirs live
@georgiawilds27098 ай бұрын
YES
@Ptthytrang8 ай бұрын
Catherine of Aragon was one. She failed to give me a son.
@sunoo2697 ай бұрын
@@Ptthytrangi had to ask for a divorce that broke her poor heart of course Young anne Boleyn she was two✌, had a daughter the best she could do, i said she flirted with some other man and off the chop went dear anne
@pumpkinjunkin6 ай бұрын
@@sunoo269lovely Jane Seymour was three the love of my life time for me, she gave me a son little Prince Ed, then poor old Jane went and drop dead
@TeamNight_DarkStrike6 ай бұрын
DIVORCED, BEHEADED AND DIED, DIVORCED, BEHEADED, SURVIVED, IM HENRY THE EIGHTH I HAD 6 SORRY WIVES, SOME MIGHT SAY I RUINED THEIR LIVES
@somepotato17434 жыл бұрын
Is nobody gonna talk about how Henry rickrolled us? *I shalt nev’r giveth thee up,* *I shalt nev’r alloweth thee down.*
@angelthefallen34 жыл бұрын
Im literally looking to see if some did the whole song that way
@joe42714 жыл бұрын
6:05
@starlightsystem40654 жыл бұрын
**Never Gonna Give You Up intensifies**
@masudaahmed79904 жыл бұрын
People replied so people are talkin bout it
@littleone.4 жыл бұрын
Wow the meme is just that old 😆
@shadazzlee4 жыл бұрын
Henry's wife: doesn't produce a male heir Henry: *so you have chosen death*
@snot28804 жыл бұрын
I was going to like but i saw the likes were at 420
@tlebron84264 жыл бұрын
TO THE GUILLOTINE!!!
@eustache_dauger4 жыл бұрын
You have chosen poorly
@jamief4154 жыл бұрын
(and/or divorce)
@qpSubZeroqp4 жыл бұрын
Petelgeuse Romanee-Conti: Death! (RE Zero anime reference)
@kk84904 жыл бұрын
Before I even watch this: *Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived*
@figzob70374 жыл бұрын
*Glad that's in my head instead of financial advice*
@tas80344 жыл бұрын
I know I learnt this in year 2 I'm in year 4
@pinkdino65754 жыл бұрын
Hell yeahh!!! Six!!!
@scipion344 жыл бұрын
learnt that from boyinaband
@rstar34574 жыл бұрын
I learnt this over a decade ago WHY IS THIS STILL IN MY HEAD
@iLOVEJESUSxoxo8 ай бұрын
"Thomas not now can't you see i'm in mourning" 1 second later "That one" 🤣🤣
@jimmy2k4o Жыл бұрын
Anne of cleves and Henry might be the only instance in history where a couple broke up decided to just be friends, and actually were.
@krishnavyas313 Жыл бұрын
*brother & sister
@slays_alot Жыл бұрын
@@krishnavyas313wait what? They weren’t related
@krishnavyas313 Жыл бұрын
@@slays_alot they weren't related but after divorce Henry made her his honorary sister and he declared Anne will have status of King's sister in royal court. Anne had good relationship with all Henry's children and they gave her better tomd than Henry's tomb. Infact Anne of cleves was buried in Westminster Abbey near altar area. Anne of cleves was protestan still she managed to retain good relationship with Queen Mary and she was invited to Mary's coronation and Mary was the one who decided to give her better tomb than her father ( though Henry wanted have grand tomb, all his children refused to built it, and now he is buried with his 3rd wife Jane and his great great great nephew Charles I, his tomb is simple black marble in st George's chappal Windsor castle On coronations they use Anne of cleves tomb as altar. You may have seen many gold plats on altar and where they put crown and other crown jewel for blessing before crowning is Anne of cleves tomb.
@courtneyquist977410 ай бұрын
I read the whole thing
@YasarBashayreh4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if gender reveal parties existed in that era, starring Henry and His Wives.
@thestraydog4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: "It's a girl!!" Henry VIII: " *pst* Headsman? Yeah, you can go ahead and sharpen that axe after all..."
@YasarBashayreh4 жыл бұрын
@@thestraydog lol
@YasarBashayreh4 жыл бұрын
The Colour Blue stands for a Boy. The Colour Pink stands for The WRATH OF THE HEADSMAN
@emilywinslett82844 жыл бұрын
@@YasarBashayreh the funny part about that is that when pastels were first used for infants, pink was the boy color and blue the girl....
@YasarBashayreh4 жыл бұрын
@@emilywinslett8284 I didn't know that !
@spartandud33 жыл бұрын
My biggest take away from this is how close we came to having a king named Arthur.
@SparkingEX2 жыл бұрын
That's fate for ya
@naivelopez36012 жыл бұрын
Oh but no he had to die 🙄🙄
@ID-su6cv2 жыл бұрын
@@SparkingEX that was funny
@Ali-pv4lc2 жыл бұрын
@@SparkingEX finally, a fate enjoyer
@anderskorsback41042 жыл бұрын
That got me thinking, had Arthur actually lived, would he have been numbered Arthur I or Arthur II? As in, would the legendary Arthur count as the first?
@jesternario8 ай бұрын
Fun fact: The execution for Anne Boleyn was a deceptive sort. He had hidden the sword he would execute her with in a hay bale next to the block. When she was in position, he secretly reached for it and shouted "Ho! Bring me my sword!" this caused her to turn her head in just the right direction so that it was a clean decapitation.
@Damy-t4v2 ай бұрын
Interesting...
@themegaminds58683 жыл бұрын
“CUT MY WIFE INTO PEICES, THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE” Henry, probably
@mirandanavarro75853 жыл бұрын
EXECUTION!
@anvakathazit11023 жыл бұрын
NO BREATHING!
@gavinl15653 жыл бұрын
DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE POPE IS SAYING!
@jezikerr37203 жыл бұрын
Thus comment I'd pure gold.
@sdnotessanthosh15353 жыл бұрын
Pieces*
@anaylla4 жыл бұрын
Henry's wife: **doesn't produce a son** *This enraged Henry, who punished his wife severely*
@AatiNiiranen4 жыл бұрын
You did it
@Alkalus4 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t produce a son
@highonfebreeze87454 жыл бұрын
Which one
@insayn014 жыл бұрын
Haha I remember that video
@flipmanlet89824 жыл бұрын
@Zahir Uudin *To the Guillotine!*
@necessaryevil66362 жыл бұрын
"I shalt nev'r giveth you up, I shalt nev'r alloweth you down" This man literally made King Henry rickroll us.
@arson_jalapeno11052 жыл бұрын
Wait where?? I didn't notice that
@aline85762 жыл бұрын
@@arson_jalapeno1105 6:05 or somewhere around that
@arson_jalapeno11052 жыл бұрын
@@aline8576 thank you!!!!!!!!!!!
@aline85762 жыл бұрын
@@arson_jalapeno1105 no problem :)
@potato9612 жыл бұрын
Not again
@Migas6445 ай бұрын
Henry VIII children Stillborn daughter: 1510 Henry, duke of Cornwall: 1511-1511 Stillborn son: 1513 Miscarried: 1515 Mary I of England: 1516-1558 Miscarried: 1518 Henry Fitzroy, duke of Richmont and Somsemet: 1519-1536 Lady Emma Fitzroy(probably): 1521-after 1570 Stillborn son: 1523 Elizabeth I of England: 1533-1603 Miscarried child: 1534 Miscarried son: 1536 Edward VI of England: 1537-1553
@Rhyderis4 жыл бұрын
"You see that lady baby? That's gonna be your wife" What "But father, i'm not even 3 years old yet" *WHAT*
@Lana-ne8bd4 жыл бұрын
Meh I mean most childrens’ arranged marriages were arrange either when their born or when they were a young age in that time period soooo
@planetearth22494 жыл бұрын
420th like
@tonyrichard62854 жыл бұрын
Ah, the beautiful first words of a child: S C R E W T H E P O P E
@Lolpy.3 жыл бұрын
You’re surprised by this? Welcome to the medieval period.
@noakinn3 жыл бұрын
@hell welcome to youtube. All comments suck
@shreya...0073 жыл бұрын
Wow Henry's poem for his dad LMFAOO "I love you Dad, You are so pleasant I'm so glad I'm not a peasant."
@Enfix25093 жыл бұрын
Another one: Your son is dead, But its ok, Im also your son, Hip Hip Hooray.
@shreya...0073 жыл бұрын
@@Enfix2509 Yeahh that was good too
@duckisquackingalot3 жыл бұрын
That was in the video shredya
@miumiuwony3 жыл бұрын
@@duckisquackingalot Yeah, that's the point, FuckIsQuackingAlot
@clad31333 жыл бұрын
@@miumiuwony who hurt you
@danieloray56494 жыл бұрын
King Henry Vlll’s wife: “doesn’t provide a male heir” King Henry Vlll: yeah, there’s gonna be a tax for that.
@ishtiaksami70114 жыл бұрын
David De Jesus agreed
@wynnston4 жыл бұрын
Daniel O’Ray TO THE G U I O L L I T O N E
@Emily-nx4hl4 жыл бұрын
And we all know that it was Henry's fault that he seired no males....
@nemergix17074 жыл бұрын
Your head is the tax.
@kingboosh44664 жыл бұрын
David De Jesus TO THE GUILLOTINE
@fluffyfloppastudios4 ай бұрын
“Do not violate widows.” Ah yes the most important thing for a 9-year-old to learn 😂
@jebwatersheep34584 жыл бұрын
One of the reasons Henry didn’t like his fourth wife was when they first met, she didn’t recognise him as the king. This was a great insult and I think he made up the idea of her being ugly so the public would think the problem was with her not him.
@CMGThePerson4 жыл бұрын
Very poor PR stunt but okey
@waspywasp4514 жыл бұрын
Yeah, didn't he hide that he was king to see if she recognised him? Pretty stupid of him
@retroneko77394 жыл бұрын
69 likes 😳
@simplegaming15054 жыл бұрын
Jeb Watersheep interesting
@jebwatersheep34584 жыл бұрын
waspy wasp exactly, he dressed up and surprised people for fun in the court a lot and most people knew he did this. Unfortunately for Anne, she hadn’t been told he did that so she didn’t know how to react.
@SkyenNovaA3 жыл бұрын
"I think it's your leg sir" "No! It's Anne of Cleaves!" The delivery of this line made me laugh way more than it should have
@willows_gun3 жыл бұрын
your pfp- yay
@auroral0vescake3 жыл бұрын
“She’s ugly!” “Off with his head”
@Portableholefromthefuture3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@sirvulcan57383 жыл бұрын
Me too
@henryviii89183 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@ritam8767 Жыл бұрын
Henry standing in front of the dead Arthur and going 'Oh my alliance with Spain, my poor poor alliance with Spain' like a grieving father has me in stitches
@KeithMcormack895 Жыл бұрын
Same bro
@beckywhosthis7 ай бұрын
ur gay
@Dandysworldplayer82828 ай бұрын
Divorced😢 Beheaded😵 And😥 Died😭 Divorced🤭 Beheaded🤨 Survived😜 I’m the Henry VIII I had ✨six sorry wives✨ Some might say I ruined their lives😑 🎶🎶🎶🎶 Catherine Of Aragon was one☝️ She failed to give me a son👨👩👦 I had to ask her for a divorce🙎♂️🙍♀️ That broke her poor heart of course 🥺 Young Anne Boleyn was two✌️ Had a daughter the best she could do🙄 I said she flirted with some other man😠 And off for the chop went dear Anne😵 Lovely Jane Seymour was three3️⃣ The love of a life time for me 😢 She gave me a son😲 Little prince Ed🤩 Then poor old Jane went and dropped dead😞 Divorced😜 Beheaded😒 And 🤩 died😟 Divorced😙 Beheaded🥸 Survived🤨 I’m Henry the eight🤴 I had six sorry wives👰♀️ Some might say I ruined their lives🙅 Anne of Cleeves came at four✊ I fell for the portrait I saw😍 Then laid eyes on her face and cried 😢 “SHE IS A HORSE🐴🐴🦄🦄!” I must have an another divorce 🙄 Catherine Howard was five🖐 A child of nineteen so alive 🤯 She flirted with some others🤬 No way to behave😶 The axe sent young Cath to her grave 🥺 Catherine Parr she was last.. By then my best days were past😧 I lay on my death bed 🛌 Aged just fifty-five😓 Lucky Catherine last stayed alive😬 I mean how unfair😒 *dies cutely🥰* Divorced😎 Beheaded🤩 And😮 Died😦 Divorced😴 Beheaded😣 Survived😶🌫️ I’m Henry the eight 😬 I had six sorry wives😑 You could say I ruined their lives🥶 *Song* “HoRrIbLe HiStOrIeS”
@Drip_toxicwarrior5 ай бұрын
The whole Lecture
@aliabbasnaqvi3474 жыл бұрын
It's ironic that Henry's daughters are more famous than his son
@zs11714 жыл бұрын
@Mr. Graves bloddy mary and the virgin queen
@yamiblade4 жыл бұрын
Because he died before he could do anything of note
@nengyang56644 жыл бұрын
Didn't his son died early?
@fandomfrenzy17914 жыл бұрын
@@nengyang5664 yeah age 15 ;-;
@tdsims19634 жыл бұрын
Interestingly enough, people at the time Elizabeth lived thought the very same thing at the beginning of her reign. And the best irony of all: She was Anne Boleyn's kid. I always imagine Anne running into Henry in the afterlife and laughing hysterically.
@user-timdrakeisbasicallyme3 жыл бұрын
"Mummy says it's a strong chin for a strong boy!" This whole video is gold
@henryviii89183 жыл бұрын
Strong chin like my amazing physical appearance
@alastosgamingchannel77453 жыл бұрын
Prognathism! European women love it
@christianquirion5263 жыл бұрын
@@henryviii8918 omg it’s him lol
@giovanmorabonilla64003 жыл бұрын
@@henryviii8918 what ever you think boy
@sho333 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised no one mentioned Hamilton yet ALEXANDER HAMILTON~ WE ARE WAITING IN THE WINGS FOR YOU
biman ghosh this had enraged his father ,but at this time he was an old ass man
@testmaster654 жыл бұрын
A bmalreklaw ..yeah!... there’s a tax for that🙃
@josiahcain41764 жыл бұрын
Actually it's more like Dude!........uncool.
@donnayeeyick16844 жыл бұрын
U mean Henry Jr
@donnayeeyick16844 жыл бұрын
THERE AlL HeNrY's
@RaelynnMichael-s5t9 ай бұрын
"I'm not crying! It's just sometimes when I'm sad..WATER COMES OUT OF MY EYES!"
@pokechannelgx58194 жыл бұрын
Henry: “I hate my wife.” Advisor: “Lol which one.” Henry: “Off with his head.”
@mizuha-chan41454 жыл бұрын
Off with *her head.
@rews38734 жыл бұрын
Lol
@christerarnoldbordon91294 жыл бұрын
@@mizuha-chan4145 he meant the advisor maybe
@مجتبىوائلثجيل4 жыл бұрын
Advisor : *Surprised* *pikachu* *Face*
@mh-tw4kx4 жыл бұрын
@@mizuha-chan4145 Why not both?
@SemperCallide4 жыл бұрын
These just keep getting better. The part when Henry opens his eyes after falling off the house made me guffaw loudly.
@kevinp82494 жыл бұрын
The house? Do you mean the horse?
@emilygordbort73004 жыл бұрын
timestamp?
@lyminhtien75264 жыл бұрын
@@kevinp8249 The horse? Do you mean the divorce?
@DeadHandtheSurvivor4 жыл бұрын
@@lyminhtien7526 Of course!
@georggroeg60144 жыл бұрын
@@DeadHandtheSurvivor That's a behavior I do not endorse!
@auritro39033 жыл бұрын
Henry was married to *3* Catherines, *2* Annes and *1* Jane.
@carmenpopescu12843 жыл бұрын
and a partridge in a pear tree
@wordsoflife183 жыл бұрын
@@carmenpopescu1284 🤣🤣🤣 that's gold!!
@koi28163 жыл бұрын
@@carmenpopescu1284 y e s
@rachaelsworld11163 жыл бұрын
Yeah I realize that when I first started doing research for the musical. That is so cool coincidental. I was just curious about the musical because I never watched it until a couple days ago.
@cosmedelustrac58423 жыл бұрын
@@carmenpopescu1284 You are a genius.
@Strayflop9 ай бұрын
Divorce, beheaded and died Divorce, beheaded, survived
@brainrotahhlife9 ай бұрын
Im Henry the eighth I have six sorry wives
@Nyx_is_here418 күн бұрын
Divorced beheaded died divorced beheaded survived
@solidshiba30944 жыл бұрын
King Henry’s wife: Looks at another male King Henry: So it’s treason then.
@henryviii89184 жыл бұрын
It really do be like that
@kevinmendoza63864 жыл бұрын
@@henryviii8918 How could you.
@hahan0814 жыл бұрын
Henry VIII lol
@liacskies75304 жыл бұрын
@@henryviii8918 Hey Henry, Who was your favorite wife?
@LaniOshunrinade4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@proudidiot7394 жыл бұрын
Janes Seymour: Gets a son Also her: Dies Henry: *A small price to pay for salvation*
@proudidiot7394 жыл бұрын
Guys I changed my joke hope it’s fine
@charlostainsawshades69624 жыл бұрын
The son: ends up dying as well
@mossyourlocalbleachbottle20984 жыл бұрын
That’s Edward the IV I believe
@reynhacoezy55104 жыл бұрын
Charlostain Sawshades Me : Joke .
@alcortes16444 жыл бұрын
son: ends up dying, which leads to Henry's daughter that he had with the wife he executed to becoming a Queen who reigned longer and was more successful than him. Henry: *Surprised Picachu Face*
@TheNintendoNerd-wd7bv4 жыл бұрын
Oversimplified: doesn’t make Vietnam War video “This enraged his fans, who punished him severely.”
@Bradex.4 жыл бұрын
Nice Hitler reference
@مجتبىوائلثجيل4 жыл бұрын
And This lead to more Economicall Downturn
@Mitaka.Kotsuka4 жыл бұрын
Oh, referencing other videos ddont we? there is a Tax for That
@مجتبىوائلثجيل4 жыл бұрын
@@Mitaka.Kotsuka *Stamp*
@tea_baggins73294 жыл бұрын
Everyone: Uses an unoriginal comment literally every single time "This enraged his... Wait, fuck."
@ShounakAmitBhattacharya8 ай бұрын
Your son is dead, But it's ok, I'm also your son, Hip hip hooray -Henry VIII 3:48
@AnimaRandom4 жыл бұрын
Queen: I'm pregnant henry Henry: is that a boy or execution?
@onepumpman62094 жыл бұрын
in the dictator aladeen basically said that: “are you getting a boy or an abortion”
@rainbowragetv86844 жыл бұрын
@@onepumpman6209 I bet that is where he got the idea from
@ohtych10044 жыл бұрын
Did you get that from the Dictator
@grodo30244 жыл бұрын
Anima Cool “The dictator” reference.
@knighttoon99934 жыл бұрын
Nervous queen sweating
@oblivioussenpai81094 жыл бұрын
Anne of Cleves actually got a pretty good deal out of it, much better than the rest of his wives. The marriage was never consummated and Henry paid a generous settlement/provided an estate for her so she wouldn’t have to return home in embarrassment. She and Henry actually managed to be good friends, she was referred to as the King’s Beloved Sister, and was considered an honorary member of the royal family. She actually lived long enough to see Mary, Henry’s oldest daughter and second in line, take the throne. Not bad, really.
@mihnma4 жыл бұрын
She got some money, a nice crib, the privileges of a queen, and most importantly kept her head honestly yeah she had the best deal out of them all.
@bogdanstokic48224 жыл бұрын
dafaq
@rachaelevans83514 жыл бұрын
DNT Serprimus he said that he’d treat her like a sister after the divorce - basically that she’d be respected and he’d consider family - given that the marriage was never consummated, it would be accepted and also ensured that it was acceptable that she got the palaces and money she received from the divorce
@navalcroissant61114 жыл бұрын
Henry: I want to divorce my wife. Also Henry: you could make a religion out of this.
@ACFTheNerd4 жыл бұрын
No don't.
@enervat1on4 жыл бұрын
lol wrong channel but good meme, i love bill wurtz
@christianhicks80784 жыл бұрын
@@ACFTheNerd Henry: How bout I do anyway
@greenoranges91564 жыл бұрын
Oversimplified was inspired by bill wurtz. It is in the WWI Oversimplifed description
@greenoranges91564 жыл бұрын
The Sun is a deadly laser
@JveeAngeloDizon7 ай бұрын
Divorced, beheaded and died Divorced, beheaded, survived I'm Henry the eighth, I had six sorry wives Some might say I ruined their lives Catherine of Aragon was one She failed to give me a son I had to ask her for a divorce That broke her poor heart, of course Young Anne Boleyn, she was two Had a daughter, the best she could do I said she flirted with some other man And off for the chop went dear Anne Lovely Jane Seymour was three The love of a lifetime for me She gave me a son, little Prince Ed Then poor old Jane, went and dropped dead Divorced, beheaded and died Divorced, beheaded, survived I'm Henry the eighth, I had six sorry wives Some might say I ruined their lives Anne of Cleves came at four I fell for the portrait I saw Then laid on her face and cried, "She's a horse! I must have another divorce!" Catherine Howard was five A child of 19, so alive She flirted with others, no way to behave The axe sent young Cath to her grave Catherine Parr, she was last By then all my best days were past I lay on my deathbed aged just 55 Lucky Catherine the last stayed alive (I mean, how unfair!) Divorced, beheaded and died Divorced, beheaded, survived I'm Henry the eighth, I had six sorry wives You could say I ruined their lives
@djeffree1942 Жыл бұрын
He wanted boys, but the two girls that he had were some of the most famous monarchs in history.
@Tahkaullus01 Жыл бұрын
Which is kinda sad: One has been demonised as a monster... the other didn't do nearly as much as we like to think.
@superninja493 Жыл бұрын
And the boy he had isn’t even remembered for much
@nunyabusiness5075 Жыл бұрын
If you ask me that's karma cause not only did he have 2 daughters that were good monarchs but also in a son who basically no one knows
@djeffree1942 Жыл бұрын
@@nunyabusiness5075 yeah
@weddinginaboxghana9325 Жыл бұрын
@@amitystan you watch her too ?
@bumblebeeoptimusprime14304 жыл бұрын
"He's not an heir, he's a spare" That was clean
@iamacatperson72264 жыл бұрын
But then, HE WASNY
@flipmanlet89824 жыл бұрын
"Spare" nice
@bloosey50524 жыл бұрын
Spare is actually the normal name for younger siblings of the heir
@djrmx79034 жыл бұрын
Speir
@hebesky63554 жыл бұрын
Despare
@dennsis94204 жыл бұрын
When the world needed him most, oversimplified returned
@sweetlittlenothing76964 жыл бұрын
I literally screamed out loud when this uploaded because the i was *just* listen to SIX
@chonkimonki13204 жыл бұрын
He uploads at least once a month
@williamhuynh8694 жыл бұрын
@@chonkimonki1320 nah man. Have you seen his upload schedule? Its more like once every 2 or 3 months
@prateiklohani24614 жыл бұрын
I'm sad no one is mentioning the avatar tla reference
@vibby15864 жыл бұрын
Too bad about sam
@Bellarose-r8u4 ай бұрын
Henry :"Will i be remembered as the great warrior king who developed great parklands and evolutionzized english health care?" NOW: Oh yeah,you'll be remembered for something
@onlinegladiator58884 жыл бұрын
*Gives birth to a girl* Henry: *So you have chosen death*
@wallzerVEVO4 жыл бұрын
Online Gladiator everyone gangsta til female toddler
@longwlenguyen42144 жыл бұрын
Online Gladiator Then nearly forced his infant daughter to marry an inbred which ironically the British royal family are also inbred no offense to the British but your royal marriage are awkward.
@catzrule1004 жыл бұрын
*give birth to someone assigned female at birth
@rick-wh3ev4 жыл бұрын
I would like this but it has 420 likes
@justanormalspearton94904 жыл бұрын
@@rick-wh3ev Same
@themonocleguy3713 жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about the Poem Henry wrote for his dad LMAO: Your son is dead, But it's ok, I'm also your son, Hip-hip hooray
@masterhybrid163 жыл бұрын
3:48 Lol 😆
@user-ow2cs7fb5l3 жыл бұрын
He also wrote: I love you dad You are so pleasant Im so glad Im not a peasant
@hannahquintua3 жыл бұрын
@@user-ow2cs7fb5l where
@afailureofaanimator67443 жыл бұрын
@@hannahquintua at the beginning of the vid
@harbingerd.84573 жыл бұрын
That's like an absolute middle finger to his brother, though I can't find any sources on how Henry and Arthur got along together
@Qwerty-isnt-quirky Жыл бұрын
I like that at 0:56 he included the two dolls without heads for foreshadowing the behead of his 2nd and 5th wife
@Qwerty-isnt-quirky Жыл бұрын
Beheading* sorry
@Puri_.Masquerade Жыл бұрын
I saw that. - haha-
@vivianluong4218 Жыл бұрын
Aka Anne Boleyn and Catharine Howard
@ZoeYenYenn Жыл бұрын
@@vivianluong4218 yep mother of the tuder sisters
@Plutotheaxolotl Жыл бұрын
lol
@beepbopp548 ай бұрын
I actually feel so horrible for Anne B, imagine going through the pains and trauma of childbirth and miscarriage, and ultimately being blamed to the point of being beheaded.
@wizardshark29284 жыл бұрын
England 16th Century: “Screw you Pope we’re our own thing UK 21st century: “Screw you Europe we’re our own thing”
@wibleston4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure they pressured the EU with the metal wing pig with lasers
@andysmith58064 жыл бұрын
He was like “I’m gonna make my own church, with divorce and beheadings. Actually, forget the church.”
@mithmoonwalker4 жыл бұрын
BREXIT WAS STUPID
@Jimothyjohns4 жыл бұрын
@@mithmoonwalker it really was
@stefanusbayu14264 жыл бұрын
UK 26th century: "Screw you Earth we're our own thing"
@heyimjoshnicetomeetya3 жыл бұрын
"Ew, he looks inbred" "MARY! We're all inbred!" I lost it.
@deisk27073 жыл бұрын
Most of the world is inbred I think
@rafaelaveralugo76263 жыл бұрын
So did I
@ananyanyan3 жыл бұрын
Mary, your mom's your aunt for god's sake
@TransgenderMachCEO3 жыл бұрын
@@ananyanyan Mary:father, what the frick-
@godzillaskelli30813 жыл бұрын
HEy, Big papa, my boy Henry wants to divorce his wife, any Chance?? Everyone in shock
@thegamingmacaw13374 жыл бұрын
Henry failed to invade France *Which enraged his father, who punished him severely*
@sakurapetalil94814 жыл бұрын
Whaaat a connection between hitler-oversimplified and King Henry VIII-oversimplified 😱
@annemariewang64734 жыл бұрын
@Sakura Petalil. Yes, just about everyone connects to that!
@osberswgaming4 жыл бұрын
TheGamingMacaw he didnt lose he simply failed to win
@kurtscherzberg49684 жыл бұрын
Osbers Gaming what a reference to oversimplify civil war
@alfonsrasmus47104 жыл бұрын
More economic downturn
@yoshikagekira77146 ай бұрын
I just know the decapitated women toys on the floor (2:29) are Henry’s work
@Deano-Dron815 ай бұрын
😂 You’re the first comment I’ve seen say that, thought only I noticed!
@maddied68393 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth: Dad, what happened to mom? Henry: Well you see, it all started when you weren’t a boy....
@lollipop965373 жыл бұрын
That is exactly what happened, but Mary told me instead of Father...
@avneshmanku22823 жыл бұрын
She would say mum not mom
@maddied68393 жыл бұрын
@@avneshmanku2282 sorry for the mistake
@indj37123 жыл бұрын
at the start he's playing with ninja turtles!
@i_need_more_sleep90503 жыл бұрын
Ouch that hurts more than me telling my dad I'm transgender
@JCP4054 жыл бұрын
Thomas Cromwell: (Introduces Anne of Cleves to Henry) Henry: Listen Thomas, we need to talk. Thomas Cromwell: Oh no! You're going to fire me aren't you. Just like you did to Cardinal Wolsey. Henry: Aw, sshh, no come here! I'm not going to fire you... ... it's much worse than that.
@piggyandcrafteh43764 жыл бұрын
Lol
@notaulevi134 жыл бұрын
YAS
@staticdoor714 жыл бұрын
That is what he said To Anne Boleyn
@JCP4054 жыл бұрын
@@staticdoor71 yeah I know that.
@taliafisher66712 жыл бұрын
I’m dying
@Vaerenn4 жыл бұрын
Instead of punishing his wives severely, Henry just executed them. big brain thinking right there.
@Hentzau.4 жыл бұрын
Here's a like for u pal
@blep_blop89334 жыл бұрын
nah nah he’s got a point
@user-gr2wy8no3v4 жыл бұрын
That’s a pretty severe punishment
@Lancaster-hu6jy4 жыл бұрын
Spoiler
@iansalisbury55234 жыл бұрын
Hey, they never said killing them wasnt ok, only hitting.
@notbanjelacic2 ай бұрын
I still can't get over the fact Oversimplified made young Henry look like Dream. Like, I just paused the video cause I thought it was a joke but no. This was made before the reveal and that makes funnier
@charles-qm4ss4 жыл бұрын
Henry’s wife: “here is your daughter Henry” This enraged Henry who severely beheaded his wife.
@davidclemmensen26214 жыл бұрын
How do you behead someone in any other way than severely?
@michelleflores-delacruz34 жыл бұрын
How about ripping it off
@SomewhatSummarized4 жыл бұрын
Was it fatal
@henryviii89184 жыл бұрын
yup
@cortex82394 жыл бұрын
@@davidclemmensen2621 Just barely.
@fierygladiator73073 жыл бұрын
The fact that Henry VIII just rickrolled us in 16th century English language is an exceptional detail 6:04
@rashmimaitri3 жыл бұрын
I never noticed this
@henryviii89183 жыл бұрын
It is ngl
@hmhsbritannic27853 жыл бұрын
Bookmark 16:41
@muhammadksatriaakbarariend86843 жыл бұрын
Yes
@tejaswoman3 жыл бұрын
Thank you ever so much, totally missed that. Love Rickrolls as someone who spent three days in 1988 laid up in a room and hotel room with pretty much nothing to watch but their version of MTV, which I kid you not, aired Rick at least twice an hour. Rick and I have a lasting bond forged over a hundred and five degree fever.
@AzureRoxe4 жыл бұрын
Henry's advisors: Do not joust Henry: *does joust, slams his head, goes completely bananas*
@patchworkfellow4 жыл бұрын
*Henry’s Advisors* : I hate to be the guy who says “I told you so”... buuuuuttt... _“I told you sooo~”_
@beybladerkid54894 жыл бұрын
AzureRoxe Henry’s advisors: There’s a Tax for that.
@salwolf24314 жыл бұрын
I would give you a like but it's 666
@peterruffolo7004 жыл бұрын
don't do jousting kids
@mureithikivuti4 жыл бұрын
@@patchworkfellow You're telling me it was my fault? Treason! Off with your head!
@185MDE10 күн бұрын
No bucket plushie? Poor Henry. No wonder he went crazy. 1:10
@AphoticGoblin4 жыл бұрын
His gout was acting up. This enraged his father, who punished him severely. Or at least tried. He couldn't, though. Because his gout was acting up.
@MrSwiss64 жыл бұрын
And because he was an old ass man
@مجتبىوائلثجيل4 жыл бұрын
Whaaaaaaatttttt?
@chimmaclaire68584 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah
@ezelfrancisco13494 жыл бұрын
Noctum making this joke on the comments? Yeah, there’s gonna be a tax for that
@hankjwimbleton40104 жыл бұрын
Ezel Francisco making a tax joke comment? There’s a tax for that
@blxckrxses46304 жыл бұрын
"Mummy says it a strong chin for a strong boy!" You had me dead
@valenciagoh4 жыл бұрын
He is mama 's boy
@weldonwin4 жыл бұрын
@Dank Eagle Also, most of the Hapsburg family looked that way, what with the rampant incest and generations of inbreeding
@anyelohilario45834 жыл бұрын
Charles and big chin
@sunmiswashingmachine4 жыл бұрын
@Dank Eagle it was called the hapsburg chin
@ocean.wxvess4 жыл бұрын
blxckrxses OMG lol 😂😂😂😂 I died too at that part
@abbasjasim90654 жыл бұрын
King Henry VIII didn't want to marry his brothers widow. "This enraged his father who punished him severly."
@HordrissTheConfuser4 жыл бұрын
@Triple B *'Enery the eighth, like the song
@khoabui29634 жыл бұрын
i t f i t s s o f r e a k i n g p e r f e c t l y
@abbasjasim90654 жыл бұрын
I like bamboo
@abbasjasim90654 жыл бұрын
And so do you
@angelamissouri773 ай бұрын
yes he did...and then was happily married to her for over 20 years.
@Froogli7 ай бұрын
This video saved my marriage. I was in the brink of divorce and homelessness until I seen this masterpiece, 13:56 is when I realised I was the reason I was ruining my relationship with my wife. At 27:31 I went out for a walk to think about my life and my choices in this beautiful world. While I was walking home listening to this, I decided to stop by the shop to get my wife her favourite flowers, tulips at 45:09. And finally at 58:42 I finally came back home, gave my wife the flowers that I got her and promised her that I will change things for the best. 2 years later I found this video in my recommended feed, I listened to the full video and it reminded me how simple things used to be. Even though I’m a homeless, divorced alcoholic that lives of eating slugs and drinking rain water I only need this video to survive
@MajPickles4 жыл бұрын
'Because of the wife killings?' 'Because of the wife killings' Dude, uncool.
@fresh81374 жыл бұрын
HitmanPike Dude...
@ticklingballs4 жыл бұрын
I can’t. My gout is acting up
@MCMikeProductionsYouTube174 жыл бұрын
@Ramya N Your gout is acting up?
@davidmartin73954 жыл бұрын
Who that king or the vid maker
@colbynichols15204 жыл бұрын
get over it, it’s historical comedy
@johng70033 жыл бұрын
I can't believe England or the UK in general throughout its history after the Early Middle Ages has lost so many times the chance to have a 100% real King Arthur.
@eltonmateusnevesneves3 жыл бұрын
It's only because they don't know if they should call him King Arthur II
@Ben_the_Rosafan2 жыл бұрын
One of Prince Charles' middle names is Arthur. There's still hope!
@gengarzilla16852 жыл бұрын
More likely he'd call himself George. The last two Georges were very well liked.
@PennyWenny2242 жыл бұрын
Because King Arthur will come back and reign when Britain really needs him.
@johnsmith34592 жыл бұрын
@@PennyWenny224 The Once and Future King, says so in Morte D'Arthur
@coasterhockygamingboy95493 жыл бұрын
All Easter Eggs 0:14 Duck painting on the wall 0:14 Henry’s belly button is showing 0:47 Henry is holding a transformer and ninja turtles with other TMNT’s, Transformers, Mr Potato Head, and 2 woman with detatched heads, a fidget spinner, a scooter, a book, and a skateboard in the back. 1:13 he throws the toys in his hands 2:20 the poem says... “I love you Dad, You are so pleasent. I’m so glad, I’m not a peasent.” 2:27 Prince Arthur is asking the king if he can play fortnite now but he gets mad 2:27 there are banners of Welsh flags under the English flags 2:29 the same toys in the second scene are here 2:35 “y’all’d’ve” 2:37 IT’S MR POTATO HEAD 3:01 Henry is wearing sunglasses while being partied 3:38 there’s a duckie in the painting 3:37 Prince Henry wrote another poem 4:38 MORE DUCKIES 4:55 all the papers say ‘*FINE*’ 5:21 Oversimplified does a face reveal 5:31 the 6 women (brides) in the background have 2 different looks 5:39 Catherine of Aragon is smiling and there are more duckies in the background 5:50 Henry is talking to himself in the mirror 6:03 The play is called “The Disco King” 6:04 King Henry rick rolls us 6:42 the “really cool pig” is on this paper 6:52 “Disco seals” 7:15 King Henry is holding a Honey Promo Code 7:23 The words that fell in the basket say “Promo code” 8:52 The buisness paper says “Bizness” 9:27 Henry smacked the French guy in the neck not face 9:45 the pig from 6:25 is flying in the air 9:47 Oversimplified purposely spelled “Pregnant” as “Prangent” 10:14 more duck pics 10:37 there are two golden ducks kissing 10:55 both the tudor and bourbon symbols are on the castle behind 10:58 notice how the eyebrows of both Henry and François twitched after they ripped he peace treaty 11:27 the horse from previous Oversimplified videos is in the left picture and Oversimplified is on the right one 12:34 Charles V peeks in the background 12:41 Henry V gets fatter while eating 12:49 Anne Boleyn is caught bopping to Kidz Bop 12:52 before Anne Boleyn’s sister Mary pops out, she is the one with the black hood in between the two women with green dresses 12:56 “Anne Boleyn crosses out “Mistress” with a quill instead or a regular pen Still in the making everyone. Don’t hate pls 15:04 on the wall, two ducks are kissing the Tudor coat of arms 15:06 The popes eyes are lowered 15:16 Henry’s face is the same as Charles Griffin’s face during his amazing memories with his pig (in the Pig War) 15:19 A bunch of Oversimplified characters with different coloured outfits are watching the baseball game 15:38 In the back is an extremely tiny painting of Mother Mary praying to an angel 15:48 the pope is melting 15:52 these scholars contain a college graduate, a cardinal, and baron 16:04 red bus in the background 16:13 The crowd cheers to Henry’s loins exploding 16:33 same duck pics :) 16:40 Henry and Anne are dancing on a table, plastic cups are across the floor, two people at the party are playing a dancing game similar to Just Dance 17:05 Henry’s toilet is a throne 17:08 Henry raises his eyebrows to the camera 17:13 The DJ has a headset, funny glasses, microphone, and DJ set, none of which existed at the time 17:14 Henry VIII plays a s***tyflute song 17:25 The money bags have the £ symbol (English Pound) 17:26 Behind the fence is the same Crucifix from the French Revolution 17:26 there are two holy water stations which have Jesus on top 17:33 the two sad guys' head goes down 17:53 Henry is happy that the people are being beheaded
@magicweegee89143 жыл бұрын
Those are Power Rangers, moron
@coasterhockygamingboy95493 жыл бұрын
@@magicweegee8914 they could be either one don’t be rude
@shockwave20083 жыл бұрын
@@magicweegee8914 Your toxicity is goddamn high.
@pronoob17603 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@magicweegee89143 жыл бұрын
@@shockwave2008 i was just correcting a mistake Coasterhocky Gaming Boy made
@Sirius_XVI4 жыл бұрын
Oversimplified: *Doesnt upload for 3 months* This enraged his viewers, who punished him severely
@rebekahvoss77854 жыл бұрын
There's a tax for that
@jaimelannister17974 жыл бұрын
Ahmed Zaqout whats new
@MrWillcapone4 жыл бұрын
Dude.......uncool....
@isaacxcheng4 жыл бұрын
they uploaded this AFTER my AP eurohistory exam
@SaishreeLovesRawring5 ай бұрын
XD
@flashstar12344 жыл бұрын
The best way to survive a tyrannical king: Be the executioner
@bkcproductions40334 жыл бұрын
He would then have made you to commit suicide for doing some sort of error in cutting down the head.
@its_lucii59294 жыл бұрын
Robespierre
@mh-tw4kx4 жыл бұрын
Or be a court jester
@llamagenocide74284 жыл бұрын
The best way to get killed by civilians
@burnt.alaska4 жыл бұрын
🗡 ⬇️ 👸🏻
@FollowerofDuck3 жыл бұрын
imagine being alive and able to say that you’re henry’s ex-wife ultimate flex of the fifteenth century
@lukemunro3633 жыл бұрын
Sixteenth my guy
@floppa60893 жыл бұрын
Imagine a kid saying that her acenstor survived Henry
@mochamatcha253 жыл бұрын
Cleves: ✨Y E S✨
@Skolg3r773 жыл бұрын
Imagine saying you hit Henry so hard you sent him into a massive tyrannical boost. Try that for 15th century flex
@bumblecat12103 жыл бұрын
🤌 art thou an extremely spicy spherical form of meat 🤌
@DavidbarZeus125 күн бұрын
Interesting thing to note, the reason the Scottish Stuarts took over after Elizabeth is because one of Henry's sisters married into the Scottish royal family, so the Tudor bloodline DID survive.
@nathan15073 жыл бұрын
Man, Henry XII's story is just like Nikocado Avocado, from a decent young man to a broken overweight guy. They're both shells of their former selves. It's really sad.
@margaritapeggyschuylervanr24863 жыл бұрын
Viii* xii was twelve I think!
@definitelymdt3 жыл бұрын
Thank god Nikocado didn't have wives in the first place.