How ALTON TOWERS Could Get A GIGA COASTER!

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Jolucious

Jolucious

Күн бұрын

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@Helmansstn
@Helmansstn 4 ай бұрын
I can’t get my head around the fact you suggested they dig a 250 foot hole for a rollercoaster and people think you’re a genius
@Paolo8772
@Paolo8772 4 ай бұрын
Best comment here! I thought I was the only person with at least half a brain here.
@cancercentral9997
@cancercentral9997 4 ай бұрын
Cant believe this video was 100% serious about this too smh
@Jolucious
@Jolucious 3 ай бұрын
@@cancercentral9997 no way someone thought this was serious 😭🙏
@gamingandcraftswithlogan8714
@gamingandcraftswithlogan8714 3 ай бұрын
Tbf, they have built massive holes before
@dyoshitimo932
@dyoshitimo932 4 ай бұрын
Imagine if Alton Towers just takes the world record for the world's biggest roller coaster by just digging down 1,000 ft
@Link1400
@Link1400 4 ай бұрын
WE DIGGING TO THE EARTH’S CORE WITH THIS ONE‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️🎢🎢🎢🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
@TheGuyShow458
@TheGuyShow458 4 ай бұрын
Also with the first idea people would criticise it for ‘not being a giga’
@Jolucious
@Jolucious 4 ай бұрын
They always do 🙄
@chrissy9997
@chrissy9997 4 ай бұрын
Of course. Don't you know you're supposed to measure from sea level? - Blackpool Pleasure Beach probably, or as they call it Blackpool Pleasure Beach Resort
@TheResortExplorer
@TheResortExplorer 4 ай бұрын
I cant wait for the timelapse of the plant on the desk's growth 🔥
@Jolucious
@Jolucious 4 ай бұрын
Its basically dead 💀🔥
@theactualedits
@theactualedits 3 ай бұрын
NEWS FLASH: *380ft tree discovered in staffordshire*
@TheGuyShow458
@TheGuyShow458 4 ай бұрын
Hear me out: karnan lift hill but with a tree 😎
@Jolucious
@Jolucious 4 ай бұрын
GENIUS!! 🤣
@trainlover16
@trainlover16 4 ай бұрын
Or they could make it a terrain coaster and have the 300 foot drop on the hill next to the Dark Forest.
@creopexcreations9738
@creopexcreations9738 4 ай бұрын
Bro is a genius.
@Paolo8772
@Paolo8772 4 ай бұрын
How? with obsessive pipe dreams that ignore the heritage of the park all in an attempt to feed the coaster junkies? Go to Cedar Point if you want a park like that.
@SCENEC0RE_IS_LIFE
@SCENEC0RE_IS_LIFE 3 ай бұрын
Fr
@ThemeParkCam
@ThemeParkCam 3 ай бұрын
@@Paolo8772 Wamp Wamp Brotha, AT Needs To Show The Government Who's Boss!
@vincent5525
@vincent5525 2 ай бұрын
Many years ago I came up with the idea to get around the restrictions. I always thought that Alton Towers could secretly begin purchasing every house in Alton and then renting them out. Starting with the houses closest away on Castle Hill Road. That way no permanent resident could file a noise complaint. But, I'm an adult now and realise that I'm an idiot.
@Jolucious
@Jolucious 2 ай бұрын
They should absolutely do that
@ronaldhobblesteincool
@ronaldhobblesteincool 4 ай бұрын
You remind me of when digitaldan only had like 1k subs, and now look where he is. Keep going and I bet you'll get there too bro 🙌
@Paolo8772
@Paolo8772 4 ай бұрын
With what? Obsessive pipe dreams that completely ignore reality and heritage of the park because feeding the coaster junkie is all that matters?
@gb9727
@gb9727 4 ай бұрын
This idea simply isn't feasible, because Alton Towers can't build above the trees
@Jolucious
@Jolucious 4 ай бұрын
Didn’t you hear number 2 🙄
@alexbishton527
@alexbishton527 4 ай бұрын
"build" a tree. 😂
@cancercentral9997
@cancercentral9997 4 ай бұрын
Alton Towers genetically modifying Redwoods/Douglas Firs/Mountain Ash trees to grow very quickly to a tall height and then planting a bunch of them. Could you imagine being a NIMBY local and seeing this massive trees growing at Alton Towers and not being able to do anything as its not them building above the treeline.
@CoastAway
@CoastAway 4 ай бұрын
your videos are getting extremely high quality bro
@yorkinatorstudios5848
@yorkinatorstudios5848 Ай бұрын
0:27 in regards to locals, I know someone who works at Merlin magic making and every local likes the theme park and doesn’t mind the noise except this one elderly couple, They are also doing something to try and increase their building heights for rides but I’m not gonna say what it is as I’m not sure if he was allowed to tell me, all I will say is one of your ideas isn’t far off what they are doing
@ZenithZoobies
@ZenithZoobies 3 ай бұрын
If I owned a theme park, I’d make a deal with Alton Towers to get permission to use their oblivion idea and looks and make my own, but higher.
@gb9727
@gb9727 4 ай бұрын
This may just be a pipe dream
@Paolo8772
@Paolo8772 4 ай бұрын
You think? 😄
@gb9727
@gb9727 4 ай бұрын
If they dig, the ride probably won't be classified as a giga if it is measured from sea level
@Jolucious
@Jolucious 4 ай бұрын
True but the drop will be 300ft so…
@mrscsi6472
@mrscsi6472 4 ай бұрын
so just fuck orion then?
@cancercentral9997
@cancercentral9997 4 ай бұрын
Me about to build a 300ft tall coaster at the Dead Sea (its not a giga)
@MicheleBroughPlussideLtd
@MicheleBroughPlussideLtd 3 ай бұрын
Yeah but its the drops that matters
@_J__bred
@_J__bred 4 ай бұрын
vids are such high quality yet barely any subs and likes. you earnt a sub man keep it up
@hydrospin
@hydrospin 4 ай бұрын
if you sort of think about it Thorpe park can't build to high due to it being close to Heathrow and I've seen planes fly about 300 ft above the park. so yeah
@eliasdavey
@eliasdavey 4 ай бұрын
there is no way planes were flying at 300ft
@hydrospin
@hydrospin 4 ай бұрын
@@eliasdavey i don’t really know how tall they fly over Thorpe somewhere from 300 to i wanna say 500 feet
@eliasdavey
@eliasdavey 4 ай бұрын
@Themeparkthenerd they definitely aren't allowed to fly that low probably more like 4 thousand ft
@eliasdavey
@eliasdavey 4 ай бұрын
Think about it if u got hyperia and put saw on top would that be as tall as the planes fly
@henrystudios
@henrystudios Ай бұрын
they could do a terrain based coaster
@Th3Sm1ler
@Th3Sm1ler 4 ай бұрын
This reminds me of that one Coastoons clip where he said towers needs a giga (he was being serious aswell 😭)
@cg_plays
@cg_plays 4 ай бұрын
Coastoons is pretty dumb so that checks out
@Th3Sm1ler
@Th3Sm1ler 4 ай бұрын
@@cg_plays very true, he's not when it's about American coasters but when he start going on about European coasters he's just straight up taking out of his ass cause he ain't been to Europe
@gamingandcraftswithlogan8714
@gamingandcraftswithlogan8714 3 ай бұрын
Alternative, make some thneedville-type shit and make massive fake trees like 700 ft tall. Technically it’s below the tree height.
@DavidHicks-Lynch
@DavidHicks-Lynch 2 ай бұрын
Might need a little more thought..... and I think Alton village was there pre the theme park LOL
@CoasterEverything
@CoasterEverything 4 ай бұрын
Jolucious so sigma 🗿(great vid!!)
@Paolo8772
@Paolo8772 4 ай бұрын
How? coming up with an idea that will never happen because of unrealistic obsession?
@CoasterEverything
@CoasterEverything 4 ай бұрын
@@Paolo8772 what?
@Paolo8772
@Paolo8772 4 ай бұрын
@@CoasterEverything "what?" Yup. 🙄
@CoasterEverything
@CoasterEverything 4 ай бұрын
@@Paolo8772 No, I mean I don’t understand what you’re saying- I wasn’t calling the idea sigma, I was calling HIM sigma as a joke 😭 😂 🤣
@Paolo8772
@Paolo8772 4 ай бұрын
@@CoasterEverything Aha. Ok.
@willrichardson3021
@willrichardson3021 15 күн бұрын
This guy prefer’s Thorpe theming over Alton!
@mrmuffin60
@mrmuffin60 4 ай бұрын
Towers have the great John wardley, he could use mirrors to disguise the track so no one could see it. Just the magic garage on a much bigger scale.
@heathconely3573
@heathconely3573 Ай бұрын
id try to get the rule gone before I do either of these
@jorggrossmann7537
@jorggrossmann7537 Ай бұрын
Why dont they build it sideways like if you lay down a ps5 since b&m gigas are really thin
@caffeinatedtrouble
@caffeinatedtrouble 3 ай бұрын
The giga status is there for the taking tbh, at 300+ feet it would be Europe's tallest coaster with a chain lift (yes I know Red Force is 367ft, that's why I said *chain lift* lol)
@mrscsi6472
@mrscsi6472 4 ай бұрын
there is a third option: the cross valley coaster. that’s 200ft all by itself, and if you’re willing to dig an extra 50+ feet, and combine that with the tree-line, that should do it. one problem: merlin already have the uk height record with hyperia, a hyper coaster. a good one too, made by mack with those fancy over the shoulder lap bars that are so much more comfortable and even slightly safer.
@Paolo8772
@Paolo8772 4 ай бұрын
That's a garden that the resort isn't allowed to build amusement park attractions on. Alos: a giga requires a 300' drop, so just putting a train over a the garden with a 50' hole in it (that they wouldn't even be allowed to dig in that part of the park) wouldn't cut it.
@prizm79
@prizm79 4 ай бұрын
Get rid of the trees. No treeline, no height rules
@Jolucious
@Jolucious 4 ай бұрын
💀😂😂
@aspeyal8239
@aspeyal8239 4 ай бұрын
This isn't a giga, but they could have a 100mph+ launch into a 65 foot top hat with no trims, insane airtime, then at the other side of the top hat it could drop down Into a 300ft trench. Then exit the trench and have inversions, airtime hills, intense banked turns and helixes. It would have the drop of a giga but not giga structure height, but it would probably be the most intense ride in Europe if not the world.
@Paolo8772
@Paolo8772 4 ай бұрын
That trench would be in the garden where no attractions are allowed to be built.
@aspeyal8239
@aspeyal8239 4 ай бұрын
@@Paolo8772 True.
@R0WANTED
@R0WANTED 4 ай бұрын
No hate but they class the tree line as the average height of the trees
@Jolucious
@Jolucious 4 ай бұрын
So raise the average 🧠🧠
@Paolo8772
@Paolo8772 4 ай бұрын
@@Jolucious How?
@ThemeParkCam
@ThemeParkCam 3 ай бұрын
@@Paolo8772 1 way or another
@lillimae.
@lillimae. 2 ай бұрын
So what’s the best theme park if it’s not Alton towers?
@PGAC22
@PGAC22 4 ай бұрын
So whats the number 1 theme park in the country.
@Jolucious
@Jolucious 4 ай бұрын
THORPE PARK 🤩🙈
@PGAC22
@PGAC22 4 ай бұрын
@@Jolucious I thought so, back when I first went there in 1995, the star attraction there was Loggers leap, and it had a farm, the flying fish was its only proper coaster.
@Paolo8772
@Paolo8772 4 ай бұрын
Blackpool Pleasure Beach. Thorpe is a rip off.
@PGAC22
@PGAC22 4 ай бұрын
@Paolo8772 Thorpe park is Under £30, Blackpool Pleasure Beach is over £30 wtf
@Paolo8772
@Paolo8772 4 ай бұрын
@@PGAC22 I was there in 2019 and Thorpe was more expensive than either Blackpool or Alton Towers, and so crowded it cost $100 pounds to skip the line on top of the ticket price. No Icon, or Smiler at Thorpe Park either, food was more expensive, park was more crowded.
@bradster990
@bradster990 2 ай бұрын
What would they call this coaster? Journey to the centre of the earth 🤣
@madwhipet58
@madwhipet58 4 ай бұрын
living 10 mins away from alton Towers I know a lot of people that live in the surrounding villages like Alton and it is evident that most families that live there have lived there for quite a while even before the park was built so they do have a right to complain
@ThorpeParkResortClubRoblox
@ThorpeParkResortClubRoblox 2 ай бұрын
Digital Dan V2 😂😂
@mr.y.mysterious.video1
@mr.y.mysterious.video1 2 ай бұрын
Or, plant 500m tall trees ......... 😅
@I_am_defo_Clancy
@I_am_defo_Clancy Ай бұрын
And wait 200 years for it to grow 😮😮
@SampelMSM
@SampelMSM 4 ай бұрын
Alton towers is known for its insanely tall coasters!
@blackhatter1980
@blackhatter1980 3 ай бұрын
they can not and never will have a giga coaster simple
@stockjjk222
@stockjjk222 4 ай бұрын
second best park???
@Houtarou_Hyouka_Unforgiven
@Houtarou_Hyouka_Unforgiven 3 ай бұрын
or make the track invisible
@DoswarePictures
@DoswarePictures 4 ай бұрын
They should plant sequoias and I don’t mean the Toyota SUV.
@leongreen1706
@leongreen1706 4 ай бұрын
I think bro might be smarter than Einstein 🤯
@Paolo8772
@Paolo8772 4 ай бұрын
The time to say that is when Alton Towers builds tree hight buildings with trees or manages a giga coaster by any other means. Before that: I'd say it's more of a pipe dream than smart; let alone smarter than Einstein. But I guess you'r all entitled to keep dreaming.
@ThemeParkCam
@ThemeParkCam 3 ай бұрын
@@Paolo8772 My Idea Is that People Should Just Move Away And Alton Towers Uses That Land For More Roller Coasters!
@Paolo8772
@Paolo8772 3 ай бұрын
@@ThemeParkCam It's ok to be obsessed with roller coasters; it's cringe if you expect everybody to "move away". Also: why do you start every word with a capital? It won't make your pipe dream real. What "you want" is a pipe dream. It's a historical place and they'll never build above the tree line, never develop the gardens, and the owners of properties around it wouldn't allow it; the guy to the north is the owner of the biggest factory in England and friends w royalty. You're coaster enthusiasm has jumped the bounds of a healthy obsession to cringy unrealistic pipe dreams. You're entitled to dream: keep dreaming on. But exposing how off the rails your obsession is is cringe. Seriously dude: GTFU.
@ThemeParkCam
@ThemeParkCam 3 ай бұрын
@@Paolo8772 Um actually your assumption on the situation is completely out of wack, Alton towers is a theme park, and if somebody lives next to the theme park, they will want it to grow. Plus, all the houses are old! So, who TF cares if it's historical? It's just some land! Stop being so sentimental, not to mention there may be a factory, but the park can expand in other directions. So, I might need to grow up, but you need to get with the times!
@Paolo8772
@Paolo8772 3 ай бұрын
@@ThemeParkCam A pipe dream is one thing, but you're delusional. "Getting with the times" will never put a McDonalds on Mt. Rainier. Obviously the majority of people disagree with you; guests love the gardens and greenery as well as the rides It's a one of a kind them park and it's considered to be the best in the country and needs no competition. what makes it special is the entire package; the rides, gardens and historical estate. The Smiler is one of if not the best coaster in the U.K. The people who own the lands around it have lots of $ and will make sure the park remains historical and green; they're not interested in the park growing, with the possible exception of one nearby bed & breakfast. Nobody prefers a park made of pavement. IF the U.K ever gets a giga it won't be at Alton Towers I can assure you. But as I said: you're entitled to your dream, so dream on. But just because you prefer coasters to gardens and are too lazy to visit Cedar Point will never make your pipe dream a reality. What are you gonna do about it? Cry?
@little-gworld1901
@little-gworld1901 4 ай бұрын
Or make the track and supports transparent so no can see it lol Nah but seriously all towers need to do is convince the council to change their mind on the tree line rule
@Liam-ql3mx
@Liam-ql3mx 4 ай бұрын
There is a redwood tree right in front of oblivion so they already have done it before
@duskeey_
@duskeey_ 4 ай бұрын
2nd hell nah
@Cozmokirby
@Cozmokirby 3 ай бұрын
I think you mean best in England
@kalebferris3650
@kalebferris3650 3 ай бұрын
2?!
@kieransmith4343
@kieransmith4343 2 ай бұрын
Me and the homies will wait 300 years for the red wood trees to grow because it is too complicated to go to another theme park. May die a couple of times before we get there but it will be worth it
@iMizzy777
@iMizzy777 4 ай бұрын
👍
@similarart1074
@similarart1074 4 ай бұрын
Wow 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@russellfamilyrambles
@russellfamilyrambles 4 ай бұрын
😂
@robhaley5136
@robhaley5136 2 ай бұрын
Intimidator 305 and Fury 325 are my no. 1 and 2. They are, very bloody good lol. So - my idea WAS to plant some non-native absolutely MASSIVE trees as a big f off the the local council / locals. And then just build a Giga for real... then I watched the rest of the vid! HOWEVER : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_tallest_trees You will see that a lot of these trees are over 300ft in height just on their own lol. Just need to rob one and shove it in the ground. When you look at the names of these trees, suddenly you see where parks got their coaster name ideas from... Hyperion... ORION... (There is a 'Millenium' tree but I'll discount that due to when MF was built) Great name ideas for this 330+ft Alton Towers Giga. And they have to ensure it has a lift hill so it takes the Fury 325 record I wish this was serious...
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