How big was Big Smoke's order really?

[@faithful2b1]

See teachers these are the Math problems we want to solve.

[@repwashere]

Yes

[@sanatoriumnugget6598]

No way to hard

[@Schattengewaechs99]

Sanatorium Nugget - too*

[@sanatoriumnugget6598]

Black Simon exactly

[@Stinkmeaner-_-]

Black Simon Let get sum booty

[@consensualduane]

Don't forget the fact he ate everyone else's food.

[@mckenzielyonas7840]

Consensual Duane LMAO

[@sumibandofficial3325]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@dalo6081]

Let's round it up to 4 days of food.

[@dutrank1591]

The whole order was his plus everyone's food. So the 3 days worth of food is accurate because he ate the 3 orders that were for everyone else. He only ordered 4 things for himself.

[@Outlaw7263]

more like 6 or 7 days worth of food

[@cluckinbell1992]

The reason why we don't have a menu on the inside was so that Big Smoke wouldn't order everything on the menu all at once.

[@burstnugget8225]

Well shiet, where's the menu now?

[@cluckinbell1992]

@@burstnugget8225 From what we've found, it's located in Big Smoke's house in Idlewood. One of the employees that used to work here found it and gave it to him, since he was Cluckin' Bell's first customer.

[@burstnugget8225]

@@cluckinbell1992 then what happened to the old employee?

[@cluckinbell1992]

@@burstnugget8225 He moved to Maple City, which is located in Canada just north of the border.

[@burstnugget8225]

man, he straight up Busta of Cluckin' Bell

[@zetsu6566]

Actually, a large part of Smoke's order were just telling the attendant what the other guys wanted. Notice that none of them lean closer to the microphone, and Big Smoke repeats everyone's order and then, starts to order his stuff. You can also see that Rider and CJ only give him the look after he orders his second meal.

[@boxhed95]

fuckin thank you

[@DlRJENPAJAK]

right, but then he ate a large number 9, a number 7, 2 number 45s one with cheese, and a large soda. so he ate one double fillet sandwich, a chicken wrap, a fowlburger, a fowlburger with cheese, one large fries, 3 regular fries, 2 large sodas, and 3 regular sodas. according to this video then he ate like 2.5 days worth of calories, which is still insane.

[@Mythicalyst]

@@DlRJENPAJAK I'm replaying San Andreas right now, and near the end of the mission Ryder mentions that Big Smoke ate all the food, even the food belonging to everyone else, so he really did manage to eat it all in the time it takes to follow and blow up one car lol.

[@dauphongii]

​@@Mythicalystlmao I don't think the toilets in 1992 were enough to withstand the armageddon

[@pr3ttyb0yfl4cko]

Good catch, but still, he ate all the food just like what Ryder said lol.

[@peter-op1lj]

Girlfriend : he’s probably hanging out with other girls Boyfriend : calculating how big a game characters order was

[@vn9574]

You'll never understand boi.

[@theblackheart7389]

Fax

[@DK19998]

Normal Gamer fool*

[@gtawalkthrough336]

I don’t ever have a gf

[@originalname4209]

@@gtawalkthrough336 who needs gf

[@andrewc9330]

"Big Smoke says he hates cold food, so it's unlikely he got the salad." Yes, that's why.

[@orochimaru6592]

the irony XD

[@operleutnant7235]

@@orochimaru6592 irony is not coincidence

[@Alxrru]

@@operleutnant7235 and i thought that you'd gotten it through your skull

[@jaykay8464]

@@Alxrru What's figurative and what's literal

[@operleutnant7235]

@@jaykay8464 Oh but, just now, you said You literally couldn't get out of bed

[@kesters2747]

Next video: How *BIG* was *BIG SMOKE* himself?

[@reenaojha1525]

Underrated comment. Needs a shit ton of likes.

[@therobloxhotman1040]

like 6’1

[@mrrainbrow423]

He was *2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s, 1 with cheese and a large soda* Big

[@the_epic_memer553]

He holds galaxies in his own hands

[@dum5247]

Big chungus vs big smoke...

[@christophermorris9382]

Something a lot of people seem to ignore is when Carl orders his number 9, he says “fat boy” likely referring to big smoke. This shows that smoke is actually ordering for the group as a whole. So his personal order is actually a number 9 large, a number 7, 2 number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda. It’s still a ton of food. And he likely ate everyone else’s food while they were shooting at the ballas.

[@Damian-cilr2]

Yep,doesn't change the fact that he ate their fucking food anyway lmao

[@RadishShifu]

He still ate 3.77 days worth of food

[@LesterMoelester]

Yep he did ate all they food in like 5 to 7 min

[@Haxogone]

Ryder and Sweet definitely spoke like they were addressing the worker. Big Smoke himself said "I'll have" before the order, implying it was his personal order.

[@ScienceDiscoverer]

@@Haxogone The pronouns is not important in this case, as the order-taking people gives 0 fucks on who will actually eat it. Big Smoke might even be alone in the car for all they know.

[@c424g]

Heart attack: *enters* Big Smoke: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!

[@javakio6267]

Onyx :D * YOU PICKED THE RIGHT HEART FOOL

[@jordandennis6794]

@Onyx :D lmao

[@caringheart34]

YOU PICKED THE WRONG ARTERY, FOOL!

[@kakahass8845]

YOU PICKED THE WRONG JOKE FOOL!

[@Ch-fd4bs]

Lol

[@roronoa1243]

Best part? Big Smoke ate all of the food without leaving the car. He even ate some of someone else's food!

[@irvinalexanderflores]

he ate Ryder's number 9 too

[@blaky9652]

The Hug Box holy shit 69 like XD

[@Veroxzes]

His stomach must be acid as fuck... Holy shit I just realized something... Reason Big Smoke didn't come in for a "beer" was probably his 2 hour long shit coming up... Poor toilet.

[@Red_Lion2000]

AND he spilled ketchup all over the seat.

[@CowerMantis]

Weeaboo

[@octoclown2417]

I'm supposed to be studying for fucking finals

[@FireofGia111]

just answer every question with Big Smoke's order

[@florin5389]

God help us all.

[@mrsomeone101]

FireofGia wow lol

[@snowdevil3671]

This should've helped you pass.

[@ysr3452]

same here!! LOL

[@KperaOfficial]

The awnser is very simple: his order was long enough for the ballas to show up

[@Its_Charlie_Young]

BIG SMOKE'S TOILET: *"Why are we still here, just to suffer?"*

[@coolcatmemes1204]

Exactly

[@tehpub8517]

Big smoke ALL I HAD TO DO WAS NOT MAKE A SHIT TRAIN CJ

[@yeetusmaximus3784]

@@tehpub8517 I can't😂

[@TheSkyGuy77]

bold of you to assume that he CAN use the toilet after this-

[@tylermcnamee293]

Insert Big Smoke OOOOOOHHHH meme here

[@SuperNeos2]

The fact someone actually dissected Big Smoke's order is both hilarious and worrying.

[@banestntheknight]

Frankie Jr he went in super hard

[@pleasestop875]

Frankie Jr don't worry scientists do crazy shit too

[@pleasestop875]

Fletchers Flesh yes

[@arefallout]

Frankie Jr Why? It shows ambition and knowledge.....

[@typorad]

Johnny C There's nothing "retarded" about it. He's now got 1.1 million views on the video and probably some subscribers, and he's raking in ad revenue, it scratched his curiosity and ours, and it probably was minimal work when you think about it. With the internet he could just go to McDonald's website, Cluckin' Bells Website, and do a bit of logical thinking and replaying a cutscene to come some decent conclusions.

[@bigsaucy8296]

This dude took all this precious time to research what big smoke ordered in a video game from 2004. And i watched the whole thing😂

[@TheDVDwr]

Yeah I gues this is what he likes to do...and he seriously looked into this game situation only after 12 years, like where wasshe

[@brandomarchi8113]

TheToastKiller that's exactly what I was thinking

[@prashanthreddy4434]

TheToastKiller I swear 😂😂😂

[@John-kk8gi]

TheToastKiller take this *L*

[@DreamDimension]

Thank god for people like him to keep my boring ass entertain

[@سبحاناللهعددخلقه-ث3ص]

Fun fact: Big Smoke was actually ordering for himself and his homies. So half the order wasn't his order

[@elderleon1844]

but he eats all the food in the end so that's don't really matter lol!

[@kingofthegrill]

He ordered for Caseoh

[@NKGR16]

Didnt they order for themselves?

[@Trefan9999]

@@NKGR16 they all told Big Smoke what they all want and he proceeded to just repeat it into intercom, adding what also he wanted for himself

[@NKGR16]

@@Trefan9999 ohhh yeah that makes sense because ehen cj ordered s number 9 he said "fat boy" referring to smoke

[@gabrokkerhun]

"The official Cluckin' Bell website." The what?

[@twisted9251]

its in the game

[@mihaiioc.3809]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rpKUZICpl56liKM YOU PICKED THE WRONG WEBSITE , FOOL

[@coolilikid7153]

More like "the official f*ckin bell notification"

[@memberofthelegion5626]

@Ruci Dewaputra no it’s a real life website based on the game. The game doesn’t have a in game browser like gta5

[@NinoDerungs]

cluckinbellhappychicken.com/ Yeah.. Had exactly the same reaction. xD

[@rahman5242]

"Big smoke: The fat one" He isn't fat he's just big boned

[@yourstruly7086]

It’s just water weight

[@trevorsgamingroom5284]

its just *A I R* weight

[@rahman5242]

@@domyno6304 ain't stealing no body's line big smoke literally said that when cj or ryder questioned why he was so fat and replied I ain't fat I am just big boned.

[@docrofreborn7497]

He’s carrying weapons under his shirt, that’s why he’s fat

[@ruintheday13]

Then he must have a huge bone in his ass then. XD

[@lulinha4610]

Employee: How many burgers you want? Big smoke: Yes

[@balrajsingh7552]

oooooooooooooh

[@doggoboggo1792]

154968522267087867 calories

[@ellis.c8821]

Mood

[@ErgoAriZ]

Opa, eae Lulinha! Comer calanguinho tá bom?

[@lulinha4610]

@@ErgoAriZ po meu cumpanheiro ta dificil, mas eu tenho meu esquema

[@XXIII_89]

I love hearing him make that order. Such a classic moment!!

[@TurboBeads]

wow i never thought anyone would really research this and break this down. im impressed!

[@TurboBeads]

Rodney Hanes gta sa was the best! loved this game! i see you like trap music and games! have a look at my beadspiration playstation video, you might like it. let me know what ya think?

[@Wally_West]

Justin Bennett there's always a answer for everything on the internet

[@TurboBeads]

CarbaXGamer even if we have to make up the answers, right?

[@serPomiz]

it is the internet, there will always be someone who likes to spend their free time overanalizing something and sharing their results. and I'm gratefull for this

[@Joneewars2]

there something i learned using the internet, is that there some ppl with way too much free time in their hands.

[@Then00bhunt3r]

This is the best episode of Game Theory I've seen in a long time.

[@psycho_panda-1806]

Storm Mee lol no shit

[@ryandepriest5961]

that joke went over your head by like 10 feet

[@AzureOnyxscore]

_sarcasm_

[@deepocean673]

this is much better than game theory

[@thecaucasianasian2171]

I've taken shits better than Game Theory

[@bagofgold1326]

Is this what a Harvard degree is used for?

[@rey4874]

Indeed

[@Aidanblox]

y e s.

[@jcto9994]

Hell yeah bro

[@supersonic7605]

Yes

[@reenaojha1525]

I hope so.

[@HotWheelsSigmaGrindest]

i actually cannot belive this man made an entire 7 minute video, trying to find out what a fiction character ordered from a fictional resturaunt. i praise and look up to you WarBear.

[@kebabkebob7808]

Doesn't Nikocado Avocado eat like 10,000 calories in each video? So does that mean he eats more than a literal parody character eating a comically large order?

[@OCecedilha]

Thats actually sad

[@thomasedwardharrison2879]

I feel bad for Nikocado Avocado. Edit: Nikocado Avocados Toilet

[@gibleyman]

The fact that Avocado also sometimes does multiple videos a day makes it even more horrifying.

[@negative6442]

@@thomasedwardharrison2879 I don't

[@wolfetteplays8894]

Yep… that’s kinda depressing in a way

[@DXRTYJERZZZY]

“I ain’t fat I’m big boned”

[@MeowieGamer]

-Big smoke 2004

[@halfmanhalfamazing246]

@@MeowieGamer 1992

[@charl0tte120]

I'm an athlete!!!

[@askewig2842]

I cant stand cold shit and foo- whoops wrong vid

[@danielschmidtke9213]

As a friend of mine would say: "There ain't no bones in your stomach."

[@germandelatorre6102]

This man deserves a Nobel Prize for figuring this out.

[@lapapanub8151]

actaully big smoke order is everyone's orders he only picked like 4 or 5 foods still a lot xd

[@HeadOfNothing]

Field's Medal*

[@Higgs_Stranded]

I ain’t fat. I’m just big boned

[@dr.dovahkriid7547]

@@Higgs_Stranded OoOoOOOO BIG SMOKE!!!

[@itsaiden2cool862]

Fax

[@borntogazeintonightskies]

I just love the fact that someone not only took time out of their schedule to figure all this shit out but took the time to make this video as well.

[@jaygoatednocap]

i still can’t believe he had 17 subscribers at the time this video was made

[@ontop2324]

damn you were there?

[@suleyman9199]

I want to watch this 2 years ago at least, now it's been 4 years

[@thaddeusyoung6061]

Yep

[@heatherperleberg7816]

There is a lot of really underrated content on KZbin, and thats pretty sad.

[@internetexplorerchan2697]

Wow.

[@rishikkeshsuresh3692]

8.3 million people: "Now I can die peacefully"

[@alehaider3886]

Attack On Titan fan I see...Wassup homie!?

[@rishikkeshsuresh3692]

@@alehaider3886 not a fan just an enjoyer.

[@alehaider3886]

rishikkesh suresh Nice. I like aot too. Its epik!

[@alehaider3886]

Eazy E 😂 nice one

[@guy1849]

@Eazy E I think you mean “weeb.”

[@CedDrawsNear]

Oh shit, this isn't game theory

[@sneedsfeedseed9905]

> when de best animatiun chenil comintz on vid > when u use green text on fukin yuchub

[@E.F.CruzZzZzZz]

CedDrawsNear this is not even a theory

[@clemoutoftime]

it is, his order was never confirmed.

[@E.F.CruzZzZzZz]

Beryl oh ye, u are actually right

[@uknowme2245]

CedDrawsNear lol

[@skorpers]

CJ orders a #9 "fat boy" Ryder orders a #9 "just like his" Sweet orders a #6 "with extra dip" Big Smoke orders a #9 "large", two #45's "one with cheese" and a large soda.

[@potatoman1111]

And then ate the others' food too except Ryder's soda

[@ОлександрШирокий-ю2й]

Also #7

[@braydensollie8823]

CJ orders a #9 "fat boy" Ryder orders a #9 "just like his" Sweet orders a #6 "with extra dip" Big Smoke orders a x2 #9 a #9 large, a #6 with extra dip, a #7, 2x #45's, x1 with cheese and a large soda

[@skorpers]

@@braydensollie8823 2x #9 for CJ and Ryder. 1x #6 with extra dip for Sweet. 1x #9 large, 1x #7, 2x #45, x1 with cheese and the large soda for big somoke. The first 3 items are not for big smoke.

[@fartcard5543]

Big smoke’s doctor be like: You picked the wrong food fool!

[@NarendraWicaksono]

ay ay ay doc, it's me, Smoke, chill, chill

[@Sinnexc]

HAHAHAHAA

[@dr.zamanritu9033]

@@NarendraWicaksono you made me choke on my spit wtf

[@harishussain764]

@@dr.zamanritu9033 you picked the wrong fool choke

[@jcto9994]

Doctor:"Smoke? Ohhh My God Whazup HAHAHAHA"

[@calseven93]

I don't think we needed to hear Big Smoke say he hates cold food to figure out he doesn't do salads.

[@MegasLagann]

there are some fat people who like salad, man

[@n1kk3l9]

tyler smith bruh you’re dumb read it again

[@ipooponurface]

@@n1kk3l9 shut the fuck up you cant pitch shift

[@donaldcoppler]

@cum cakes Not really cause if fat people like salads then they wouldnt be fat.

[@adhikary.3685]

It is literally 3 AM, and I am watching this.

[@subramanianv5533]

Same damn, and I have an exam tomorrow...

[@GauravKumar-qr8pt]

Same 3:12 am lol 😂😂😂😂

[@vbbnk]

i just fucking waked up and im watching this lol

[@becharac]

yes. it indeed is.

[@Hitemrightandleft]

proud of u

[@potatoheadpokemario1931]

I can see big smoke getting a whole bucket for himself

[@uppishcub1617]

I love this , it's like game theory , but for memes

[@MrStarscream427]

It's just a theory! A meme theory!

[@Jakedb83]

MrStarscream427 oh no please don't

[@MegaSneed88]

oh yes do it

[@Lil_lemon_]

and its not just fnaf or undertale :D

[@unbox-o-maker4020]

uppishcub1 The Meme Theory

[@chippin_in5015]

If CJ didn’t kill Smoke heart disease probably would’ve.

[@rickd3777]

SK3LLMEN right

[@Curlyheart]

Fun fact: Big Smoke was originally gonna be the only one that betrayed CJ, but since Ryders voice actor left, they made him betray CJ, too

[@rickd3777]

Cryptosporidium-137 yeah!

[@fabianweber6937]

Why you spoil me like that I just bought the game

[@Drauzet]

@@Curlyheart Now I understand why Ryder's betrayal didn't feel right

[@nedeezy]

In short: He ordered a damn lot of food

[@foxalpha3203]

*YOU PICKED THE WRONG FOOD FOOL*

[@alexanderhopkins917]

Break The Cycle cj my dog what’s up

[@nedeezy]

@@alexanderhopkins917 *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH*

[@nedeezy]

100 likes ? Wow

[@SamuraiKindaDumb]

he was ordering everyone’s food

[@its_jake_michael4791]

1950: we'll discover so many things in the future to help us! 2018: how large was big smokes order?

[@athan_valentine]

Bro this was 2016

[@nevcarter2296]

Best comment of 2018!

[@kjcomputer]

Lol it 2016

[@cammythomson3201]

Its_Jake_ Michael it’s important to know 😂

[@somethingiwillremember1239]

This kids pfp

[@yazzthememer1736]

Top 10 questions scientists can't answer.

[@GregryTGH]

LOOOOL

[@nooneever1641]

Top ten anime betrayals

[@mystixxx273]

YazzTheMemer LMFAO 😂😂😂 I DIED WHEN I SAW YOUR COMMENT

[@icecreamguru7584]

Too 10 biggest mysteries in anime

[@jovantehollins5786]

YazzTheMemer lol

[@drevil9554]

So to add it all up, big smoaks order is about......... 4 whole heart attacks

[@BananaLuigi]

( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙) dam

[@Perhapsian]

Actually I’ll throw it at about 4.3 heart attack’s. But I guess rounding works.

[@drevil9554]

4.3 Hearst attacks, sounds more like 4 heart attacks AND a stroke

[@Perhapsian]

Oh crap you’re right.

[@laxyboyslim]

the thing is, he's buying everyones elses food for them as well if you think im lying, look at the transcript ig Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man. Carl Johnson: Hey, I'll take a number 9 - fat boy. Ryder: Gimme a number 9, just like his. Sweet: Let me get a number 6 with extra dip. Big Smoke: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. The two number 9's are for carl and ryder and sweet gets the number 6. So big smoke got the number 7, two number 45's one with cheee and a large soda. Still a big order, but not insane like some people think.

[@lilulyverttt644]

"Big smoke the really fat one makes a complicated order" 😆

[@locomokuu2471]

*BUT HEY, THATS JUST A THEORY!*

[@mistersquirtlegamingandtut5936]

*A GAME THEORY!*

[@bopk1ns]

LocoMokuu A FOOD THEORY!

[@bopk1ns]

ANNNNND... CUT!

[@boring5718]

LocoMokuu fucking weeb

[@boring5718]

LocoMokuu It's okay, I'm a weeb too

[@tilomajer2355]

Why the fuck would he wash it down with a large soda if he got three sodas with his number nines

[@blizzardentertainment4345]

Tilo Majer this guy doesn't realize you can buy food without sides and drinks

[@manuelnagore4409]

Rockstar obviously didn't know what they were talking about. Or he's a really thirsty guy!

[@biga1848]

i like to get two sodas and a meal - - its better

[@countblood97]

Hopefully we see the red hot chili peppers at blizzcon next year

[@tyfoon2764]

+Blizzard Entertainment whenever you get a meal it comes with a soda. That's just how fast food services work.

[@sergiobelalcazar9806]

ONLY ON THE INTERNET WILL YOU SEE SOMEONE DO THIS

[@fadedsamuraiii5507]

Sergio Belalcazar lol

[@AlmostAzun]

The end is big smoke taking a shit

[@sunnylive85]

LMAO

[@HalfTimesTwo]

Bless the internet.

[@gatewayofboredom]

Somebody once said that the reason Big Smoke ordered so much food was because he was buying time for the Ballas to carry out the drive-by.

[@hellsonion514]

Big Smoke: *makes order* Gamers: The numbers Mason, what do they mean?!

[@GhoztEdits-]

Noob

[@xx_insert_cool_username_he6876]

THE NUMBERS MASON

[@RobertDaHobbit2]

@@xx_insert_cool_username_he6876 RUSALKA!!! THE NUMBERS ARE BROADCASTING FROM THE RUSALKA!!

[@RobertDaHobbit2]

@You doing okay bro? ay no problem bro.

[@abandonedchannel911]

@@GhoztEdits- At least he didn’t get betrayed by Shepherd

[@matsen1153]

he already had ordered a shit ton of drinks, yet he also ordered a large soda anyway

[@nadnerb_sr20]

Matsen115 That's why the video is retarded

[@scottwilliamson8887]

Matsen115 I think the orders didn't include drinks but everyone seems to assume they do

[@Zeppelin616]

Many in Rockstar's world they don't include drinks and fries unless you specifically ask for it.

[@dlvergnt]

666 likes! Illuminati!11!1!1!!1!1!

[@HeyWhatAShiteUsername]

Scott Williamson well, he didnt specifically ordered fries and he was eating some (he said "i'm finishing my fries") so...

[@dangelohartley5977]

3:44 Ryder: *"All you managed to do was eat my damn food up!"* Big Smoke: "Yeah it was gettin cold"

[@wondermaster7271]

Fair point

[@keesdriesen9256]

Makes perfect sense.

[@Anonymoose345]

Perfect sense

[@SOK39]

And there's a body under the car.

[@dwightmain6854]

I think it was sweet not Ryder

[@magnusvonbraun9870]

I always find Big Smoke’s voice funny when he tells Cluckin’ Bell what he wants.

[@zexille8223]

The biggest mystery of the internet has been solved...

[@LuchoH838]

Zexille not really I don't agree, he didn't have fries and coke with every burger

[@ismaelchee]

the fuck am I doing with my life

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsp3110]

+majestic vanilla unicorn Living it to the fullest.

[@dionysus649]

majestic vanilla unicorn me to lmao

[@CheerUpCrewcut]

Your Following The Damn Train

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

Look at you, you got the whole world man

[@kristofbalogh3949]

My thoughts exactly

[@ChromeGamesOrg]

1992: Man, I bet in the future the young ones will use the internet for the good of mankind and science... 2017: "How big was Big Smoke's order really?"

[@romalhob8786]

But this is better.

[@seanberghoff2213]

The people of 1992 weren't wrong.

[@canadian0251]

DatSniperBietch to this day many r still confused and wondering how big it really was

[@godtotality1112]

DatSniperBietch JAJAJJAJJAJAAJAJA

[@TV-jp5wq]

2016*

[@dekoldrick]

You also have to add the fact that he ate everyone's food while they were busy shooting at the Ballas so he took in more calories than that.

[@potatoman1111]

Wasnt he ordering for everyone

[@LoiKush420]

​@@potatoman1111nope

[@potatoman1111]

@@LoiKush420then why did he ask what cj wanted

[@daltongould8043]

I'm just amused and amazed that someone took the time to figure this out.

[@3Guys1Video]

xD

[@bartkoppens5460]

And he ate Ryder's food as well cause it was getting cold

[@jpsgames1232]

Bart Koppens DIEBETES

[@spambamkeija634]

Nah, that nigga didn't want to shoot the opposition cuz the opposition was really Big Smoke's Ally.

[@andrew_gaming6349]

Nigga ryder also shoot those ballas

[@talbertobarbossa75]

@@andrew_gaming6349 Ryder was just crazy and didn't give a shit

[@haleysettembre]

1 minute of silence for all the dead chickens after Big smoke's order

[@M-Rayan]

Like 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

[@antiStrikerS]

@@M-Rayan more like: (42069³×360)⁷

[@callumkristofer7793]

Why?

[@fynnthefox9078]

Their sacrifices were not in vein.

[@nickitysplit1232]

Ok vegan

[@TheMaskOfZack]

The thing is… if you were feeding a family, it sounds like an actually tasty meal.

[@LargeCrocodile]

Me: Ohhh, guess I’d better go to sleep “How big was Big Smoke’s order really?” Me: *I don’t need sleep. I need answers.*

[@majorplothole2620]

I honestly have no idea why your comment hasn't got more likes. hahaha!

[@MasonMallak]

Hahaha

[@seid168]

Im watching this vid and its 3:30 AM. XD

[@H.G.Halberd]

i mean what am i doing here its 1 am

[@treehousegames7903]

It's an hour past my bedtime

[@zombieoshawott5947]

I'll have 2 heart attacks, A heart attack large, Two diabetes with extra gum disease, And a large blood clot.

[@coffeelink943]

Zombie Oshawott smart but u forgot the stroke

[@insertname1837]

AND A BLEEDING WITH EXTRA DIP

[@htv3santos755]

XD

[@zdralozord25]

LOL xD

[@Ebi1074]

LMFAO xD

[@ManLikeEddy]

FUN FACT if you go to cluckin bell and try to recreate Big Smoke's order , CJ will end up vomiting at the LARGE soda order

[@jordandennis6794]

Lmao

[@mrnonsense1031]

I think I'm gonna try to do that now. 😂😂😂

[@arkan_23.]

No one: My fat ass thinking I'll see Big Smoke's order irl

[@mygrill9272]

1900: i hope there is cure for cancer and there will be flying cars 2016:Worrying how big Big Smokes order was

[@ohyeahyeah1955]

why did you write 2016 if this is edited 1 month ago?

[@curtuy878]

choco bananas thats true 😂

[@greenalienfromspace]

choco bananas cuz the vid came out in 2016

[@jamesvaughan2053]

The Rare Bird Rare This was meant to be a fun meme video, not a fucking political opinion. Go the fuck away. Also, who the fuck says "dat" as a cool way to say words anymore?

[@pilotsayshello1758]

The Rare Bird Rare wut.

[@a2468t]

why the fuck did I watch this

[@kjbclassics9949]

lmao I was thinking the same shit

[@chakydd]

Dank With It 😂😂😂😂

[@some1ontheinternet27]

asking myself the same question

[@MasterShakeUwU]

Dank With It omg I was thinking the same thing XD

[@eeefox1]

Dank With It Two number nines..!

[@prisma8525]

school system: I don't get it why aren't you getting enough sleep? me at 3AM:

[@TheyWantMeGone69]

You see, it's complicated

[@Regina-ic2th]

@@TheyWantMeGone69 ayy its the fbg

[@coreylapinas1000]

Ancestors be looking up like, "Normandy? Worth it!"

[@Dreaxes]

yeah mom, im doing my homework now

[@daddysaso]

Holy shit are you me from another dimension? Because that's exactly what I'm thinking currently.

[@elliebee6537]

Wow, I was thinking THE EXACT SAME THING!

[@nomorethan2gendersexist125]

Kolanko SAME

[@_waymin]

Saaame

[@BlackBird7790NWR]

I'm in college sooo...

[@Helladamnleet]

He's ordering for the entire car.

[@Xegethra]

Maybe but he is still ordering more than one meal for himself, the others give a "really?" reaction to it. He still ordered a lot for himself.

[@stonethebone69]

But he eats all of it...

[@KingD-Trix]

He only had 2 number 45's (One with cheese) three drinks, one being large, and two fries. Seeing as he is alot bigger than the rest of his compatriots, thats a slightly bigger meal than usual. (He was proabally feeling a little hungry.) His meal wasn't all that big untill you realize that he then ate everything that they ordered.

[@davisbowe8668]

@@KingD-Trix You forgot about the number 9 large and the number 7. The two number 9s were for Ryder and CJ and the number 6 with extra dip was for Sweet, so that leaves 4 meals (9 large, 7, 2 45s) and an extra soda for Smoke which is definitely a lot.

[@KingD-Trix]

@@davisbowe8668 Now that I rewatched the clip, and listened carefully to Smokes order, you are correct. But let's give him the benefit of the doubt. He was proabally high as fuck at the time.

[@pico1201]

Fun fact, he didn't order the food cause he actually eats that much, he order such a long and slow order to give time to the vallas that arrive shortly after to catch up

[@S3verusMyG]

He also never attacks the ballas, he’s eating the food and trying to get everyone killed. But Ryder was shooting back meaning that Big Smoke got him on the ballas side after that mission.

[@kejiri3593]

I just wanna think its both. He friggin ate all the food haha

[@mapleflag6518]

It’s probably a mix of both.

[@Upsetkiller456]

Ryder was originally never supposed to betray the gang, due to complications they had to change it

[@gentlemancharmander4411]

He also orders for the other people in the car. That’s like, half the order

[@emilygordbort7300]

Big Smoke singlehandedly causing a crash in the potato market

[@simple-commentator-not-rea7345]

To burn off THAT many calories straight away, you'd have to be literally on fire

[@cviator_real]

ok, made me laugh

[@DianaProudmoore]

Funny since I burned him in the last mission because I want to cook that traitor pig~

[@SamuelTrademarked]

that was really good lol

[@gageadams5166]

Who are you so wise in the ways of science?

[@Bollthorn]

Either that or when he takes off his shirt he goes full Jo-Jo and just buffs right up.

[@yazzthememer1736]

Now we're answering REAL questions.

[@Daniel-dl2gl]

300 BC - "Why do we want to be a good person?" 1100 - "Why do we desire the truth?" 1700 - "Why do objects fall to earth?" 2018 - "How big was Big Smoke's order?" Edit: I know this meme has probably already been recreated, but this comment is original on my behalf as I haven't read any previous posts.

[@killeranime3591]

Daniel stolen comment

[@user-lm1ms1lh9f]

@@killeranime3591 Well, it's not. Meme formats are meant to be used multiple times, but including different words. I have done that, and if you could *read* , you'd see that I explained it may be copied, without me knowing it!

[@aqimjulayhi8798]

I wouldn't say stolen but rather, refined

[@Daniel-dl2gl]

@@aqimjulayhi8798 Thank you. It must have been commented before me, but I wrote it before reading any comments.

[@Daniel-dl2gl]

@Dominik Knežević Ha ha, I know - it's dead.

[@TheFrostiestShade]

I could be going outside, touching grass or talking to women but instead i watched some guy dissect a fictional character's fast food order 💀

[@Rishikplays]

1960-I bet there will be flying cars in the future 2019-How big was big smoke’s order

[@Jay-qb9gi]

Fail. Not liking. Noob

[@Rishikplays]

BeastRatio don’t like I didn’t ask u too I just mad a joke

[@ihatethenumber9]

*YOU PICKED IN THE WRONG YEAR FOOL*

[@PickleRicksFATASSCOUSIN]

@@Jay-qb9gi *Says The Roblox Fan*

[@PickleRicksFATASSCOUSIN]

@@Jay-qb9gi *You*

[@sevtexSvk]

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's; one with cheese, an a large soda.

[@robertfairhurst5544]

gafyn

[@comfy88338]

I'm not fat I'm big boned

[@littlebigsmoke2265]

We're out of napkins

[@Kilonoid]

I just watched a 7-minute video of a white dude break down and describe a fictional black man's fast food order... what the fuck am I doing with my life...

[@Kilonoid]

Happy Bear Because he sounds white/European, very clean American-sounding accent.

[@bryanlooez8755]

Kilonoid everything

[@kzero1499]

what the hell does race have to do with this?

[@fholiday]

Kzero what does your mentioning his mentioning of race have to do with this

[@agustinl2302]

fholiday Maybe the fact that the original comment talks about a "white guy" and a "fictional black guy" when their race is completely irrelevant to the point he makes?

[@betablastr1512]

I come back to this video every now and again just to revel in the fact that this is basically what I wished KZbin could be all the time.

[@H4nn4hLuv]

What am i doing with my life

[@levent3791]

same toughts

[@test-hy5vk]

i watched this video twice

[@mf3087]

you're not the only one

[@juantony]

FightEcke dude calm down, this is just for fun you know. 😒 God people are just so dramatic

[@ryanmajor8755]

Juan Tony ikr god

[@danny77721]

Big smoke? More like big stroke.

[@garinsimonson5938]

danny more like fanny lol jk

[@xxroyalspadexx4952]

ooooooh roast.

[@hubjump]

You made the tissue come flying out my nose! I am ill god dam it i dont need to be laughing this hard xD

[@yourrealdad2114]

Big strokes happen in my room

[@edwardteach279]

Your real dad c: oh really ;)

[@nazmulhasannuhash7129]

Big Smoke be like: "When I'm gone,everyone remember my order"

[@bigussmokesus8866]

I’ll have 2 number 9’s, a number 9 large, a number six with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45’s, one with cheese, and a large soda

[@Blatanical]

Ay grab a salad as well fat ass

[@Yookosowatashinosoulsouciety]

@@Blatanical Lmao

[@Blatanical]

@kako mol nerd

[@yooka3505]

This is better than Game Theory.

[@wazzupp173]

💀💀😂

[@actualmadscientist]

Yooka- It's kind of sad matpat did not do this first.

[@sundowner8326]

Good thing game theory didn't get here first, they'd probably make a complete mess of this trying to overcomplicate it and missing the obvious facts. Then anybody who also made this video would end up getting hate.

[@lancell]

''Now personally I don't think he would have gotten a large bucket of chicken for himself, so now we know he got the large wing pieces'' Flawless logic right there.

[@vara48]

Ikr

[@aguyofrandomness3039]

0:22 "big smoke, the really fat one," as if we couldnt tell from his name already

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

Just imagine if he was eating all that food in the restaurant itself.

[@anthonychen8771]

This is the research where I want my tax dollars going

[@AllanElMelon1043]

Anthony Chen exactly! enough with funding astronomy and spaceballs and funding medical science to find cures fuck that.

[@lordofcinder4563]

Allan Of El Salvador Exactly

[@Night_77_F7777]

its crazy how we actually care about what a guy ordered from a fast food restaurant.

[@Skipsenberg]

It’s crazy we care about what a *back stabbing bitch* ordered from a fast food restaurant.

[@HOTD108_]

He's not even a real guy, he's a fictional character.

[@trevorsgamingroom5284]

@@HOTD108_ hey people can get attached to fictional characters

[@Takinthehobbitstoisengard]

@@trevorsgamingroom5284*cough* Arthur Morgan *cough* *cough*

[@trevorsgamingroom5284]

@@Takinthehobbitstoisengard yes

[@619chrismc]

I just figured it out. Big Smoke was also ordering for the rest of the car. CJ and Ryder wanted a number 9, and Sweet wanted a Number 6 with extra dip. Big smoke just included those in his order.

[@lecourtisan4554]

Yeah but the thing is he ended up eating it all anyway during the drive by.

[@Paul_The_Writer]

He still ate everyone's food.

[@akashP998]

@Emily Meredith No they tell their order to smoke who then recites the full order to the microphone. It's quite common actually, you even hear him saying at the start "what do you all want" - or something similar.

[@brunoabarca3754]

@@akashP998 I totally agree with you. Smoke is reciting the complete order. It is so simple yet so difficult to understand. Doesn’t change the fact that he ate everything in the end lol

[@Blackadder75]

@@brunoabarca3754 what about he made such a big order to give the Ballas time to ambush them? The theory is that this is the first hint he will betray Grove street.. (he also doesn't help in the fight, only eats)

[@rahj0]

YT algorithm blessed me with this banger 7 years later

[@nayev118]

YOU PICKED THE WRONG ORDER FOOL

[@galaxykittenz2247]

Well all you did was eat all the damn food up

[@thanosthecoldfire3749]

ur meean FOWL right?

[@bigsmoke4588]

I WANTED EXTRA DIP FOOL!!!

[@billvickers9149]

You picked the wrong capitalist foo!!!

[@nayev118]

warbear aint a capitalist if you pay attention to his profile pic

[@Jake_Eyes]

That's over 2 pounds worth of calories.

[@blackjacklastshack6111]

How's life?

[@sneed2600]

@@blackjacklastshack6111 he

[@buggy730]

What are you doing here?

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

Damn it really is

[@scoot.112]

Hi Jake

[@dungusglumbus9946]

“I don’t think Big Smoke would order an entire bucket of chicken just for himself” Big Smoke: You underestimate my power!!!

[@ashhabimran239]

He said Sweet, not Smoke

[@samanthaveley1879]

He said I don’t think sweet

[@kevindurant3110]

@@samanthaveley1879 3:53 he said sweet

[@cats3332dblueshadowalpha1]

It's over anikin

[@chrisgould101]

I always order a 36 bucket of chicken and eat it all for one meal also have 4 burgers with it and fries

[@DarthRevan1437]

Pov: my english teacher examining one sentance in a book writin by a famous author

[@TheRedSock]

"Big smoke, the fat one." 😂😂😂

[@dishsoap446]

TheRedSock hes big boned

[@elinronnlund4749]

b o n e l e s s

[@clusterf_7372]

TheRedSock he's not fat he's T H I C C

[@xaviernicholas2528]

TheRedSock da Fatone

[@sausemaybe4535]

clusterpoop 69 would smash

[@harayoursenpai1180]

IT TOOK YEARS FOR THIS TO BE MADE. WHY ?

[@ArabiaGamers]

Because we just got hungry

[@igamerq8247]

Arabia Gamers وش كاعد تسوي هني ههههه

[@ArabiaGamers]

IGamer Q8 ههههههه لقيت المقطع عندي بالصفحة الرئيسية

[@igamerq8247]

Arabia Gamers نفسك😂😂😂😂

[@krunglebung8993]

NamaYourSENPAI fucking weeb

[@Rick-bc2ds]

What am I doing with my life?..

[@escapedchimp9931]

Trevor living it to the fullest

[@_nandeshou_9753]

Bro is the real life Big Smoke 💀