vivalaphill Uh, no no no no. Rude. Top Gear supreme.
@rix26210 жыл бұрын
vivalaphill And WD-40?
@vivalaphill10 жыл бұрын
***** ohh yes, and zip ties?
@Michaelwelb41810 жыл бұрын
but do you recall the most famous tool of them all...duct tape
@carltaylor399910 жыл бұрын
About ten years ago in the south of france in a peugeot 406 towing a caravan my dad buttered bread with a spanner, just thought everyone should know haha Car Throttle
@CarThrottle10 жыл бұрын
Haha, amazing!
@scotsimpson723410 жыл бұрын
Your dad deserves a medal haha :P
@carltaylor399910 жыл бұрын
I know, It shat its bottom end for a laugh too while we was there
@newforestroadwarrior9 жыл бұрын
I used to suffer from a 406 ...... please offer your dad my sympathies.
@ubdaestancenation58508 жыл бұрын
I bet it tasted great
@EWNOREVERSE10 жыл бұрын
Jesus drives a honda the Bible says they all came in one accord
@boringscot775510 жыл бұрын
XD
@JoelPanttila10 жыл бұрын
Jesus is not a wus.
@brightivan10 жыл бұрын
Must be touring model.
@NickG4010 жыл бұрын
Joseph drove a TR6 with a big exhaust, his Triumph was heard throughout the land.
@griffinmackenzie10 жыл бұрын
satan drove the prius
@farzeenkhan549010 жыл бұрын
I Swear at 1:25 i really thought they instead of putting baby Jesus, they'd put baby Stig (Middle Eastern Special)
@albboy9610 жыл бұрын
lmao i remember watching it and thinking "omg this is going to be a cool moment" then i saw baby stig..
@farzeenkhan549010 жыл бұрын
LOOOL albboy96
@CheekyCultured10 жыл бұрын
albboy96 middle east special.
@Foorious10 жыл бұрын
Rookie mistake.
@rexroche4538 жыл бұрын
+Farzeen Khan me too
@J0Z011710 жыл бұрын
LOL "Boom! Check it out! Check. It. Out. Merry Carguymas." Merry Carguymas everyone!
@CarThrottle10 жыл бұрын
Merry Carguymas Jozo!
@J0Z011710 жыл бұрын
Car Throttle Thank you! Love the long video, and hilarious as usual :D
@SticksTricks10 жыл бұрын
I love how the Xbox is under the tv in the background the whole time lol
@CarThrottle10 жыл бұрын
One Xbox is never enough...
@sl27070310 жыл бұрын
Car Throttle You'll never know when one of them will break down :P
@megaakshay1234510 жыл бұрын
The Stan or recalled :3
@plasticacaria642710 жыл бұрын
They should get an Xbox ONE :3
@florism610310 жыл бұрын
The Stan probably soon because it's an Xbox *grabs popcorn*
@Jnunez0010 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaah wrong, wrong, wrong jesus did not drive a charger everyone knows he drove a Lan Evo. Ah hello he lived in the desert; Jesus was a Rally guy.
@rodrigocabrera460710 жыл бұрын
Haha best coment
@ThaMythbuster10 жыл бұрын
No, wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Ah, have you not seen RoadKill? Bro. The General Mayhem, look it up. Jesus drives a Mad Max style Charger.
@Jnunez0010 жыл бұрын
What General Mayhem bro. The same General Mayhem that got beat by a Subaru Legacy bro. A Legacy bro. Thats a family car bro. Jesus drives a Tommi Makinen edition Lan Evo bro.
@westwing2310 жыл бұрын
Joan Nunez no no no no.. when there is desert, there is no limit on anything. therefore Jesus drives a Trophy Truck! trophy trucks are the fastest practical off-road vehicles you can drive with 4 35in + tires.
@ThaMythbuster10 жыл бұрын
Joan Nunez Yes that one bro. Because the General Mayhem looked so much more badass and more fun. Also, it did the entire course in 2nd or 3rd gear or whatever because the shifter was broken. If it was Jesus driving that thing he'd have fixed the shifter and the Legacy wouldn't stand a chance. EDIT: Bro.
@luchipunchi988 жыл бұрын
Ethan: -Oh, you din't Alex: -I did, I did Ethan: -NO WAY! Alex: -Way, way..
@SnarkyPossum8 жыл бұрын
too funny
@lsedanolg6 жыл бұрын
antifreeze
@slipknnnot10 жыл бұрын
Jesus drove a honda but didn't talk about it. "For I did not speak of my own Accord." - John 12:49
@rume87767 жыл бұрын
Jesus love VTEC
@travisanderson67596 жыл бұрын
Ahahahah
@GermanPerfectionist7 жыл бұрын
Nothing gets in the way of 'Top Gear Time' - except for the BBC.
@onisony8 жыл бұрын
dont ever... ever underestimate cable ties, thats like the best usefull present in the world.
@TangoR3410 жыл бұрын
"There is nothing better than going for a drive at Xmas!" At 40mph...
@macklemorganfreeman908510 жыл бұрын
Driftin'
@shtupidmate10 жыл бұрын
MERRY STIGMAS
@MrArturPlay10 жыл бұрын
1:40 I have that Dodge Charger...Only in yellow..And in toy form...
@connorboyle209210 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one wondering how he wrapped duct tape with duct tape?
@CarThrottle10 жыл бұрын
Inception...
@brandonw658510 жыл бұрын
Tapeception
@showtaito10759 жыл бұрын
He took some of it out before wrapping the "presents" lol it's no inception
@nex24_4 жыл бұрын
@@showtaito1075 Or you could just use two rolls of duct tape. :/
@HDTransport7 жыл бұрын
2:34 Couldn't agree more
@hamedwesten947210 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas Car throttle
@CarThrottle10 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas to you too!
@WannabeWa1fu7 жыл бұрын
Hamed Gt-R Name is Hamed GT-R but has a Porsche as a profile pick aight
@rkon10008 жыл бұрын
Almost that time of the year again
@nakre1510 жыл бұрын
2:48 to 3:27 was the best part a True petrolhead :') !
@3vjames4326 жыл бұрын
“they’re going to have to leave somehow.”😂😂
@lewbyyyyyyyyy1310 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas But who the fuck uses cable ties on a exhaust
@J0Z011710 жыл бұрын
A lot of people, and it works surprisingly well. Though it's not recommended haha
@Jnunez0010 жыл бұрын
Lol I did once when one of my insulators broke.
@JoelPanttila10 жыл бұрын
Won't they melt?
@TheLadiesman1015610 жыл бұрын
honda owners
@JasonWMorningwood10 жыл бұрын
Jozo lol, one of my rubber exhaust hangy upy bits broke at the very back so my muffler sorta drooped and rattled, so I stole one exhaust hangy upy bit from my dad's exhaust and put it on my car, it took a bit of jury rigging because it didn't actually fit right off the bat, but now it's there and has been holding my exhaust up for 4-5 months now :D Kinda silly considering how cheap they are but I am too lazy to go out and buy one :D
@EOSPhotographer10 жыл бұрын
Nothing gets in the way of CarThrottle time!
@albboy9610 жыл бұрын
that corolla tho....
@aviationspotter129 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately on roads at Christmas time in Australia, it's hard to enjoy your drive. There are police everywhere, and everything's a lot more strictly enforced. 3kmh over the limit and you're in trouble. :(
@Minemac698 жыл бұрын
Sounds exactly like Finland :D
@SIPEROTH8 жыл бұрын
Tight ass countries. I'll never want to live in such places. You can get 3km over by simply pressuring the throttle a little by mistake. Is so stupid.
@iaintdonknow8 жыл бұрын
Anon ymous true, my country is 6 over. because they say their system isnt the best.
@cammcdougall81497 жыл бұрын
it's cuz everyone over here is drunk even on Christmas
@henrysherwell59647 жыл бұрын
Ikr it sucks
@oliverbradburn57277 жыл бұрын
4:15 So that's where all the 10 mils go
@americanoutdoors33826 жыл бұрын
1:25 best part
@gbastonmartindb910 жыл бұрын
When will Car girls VS Non-car girls come out?
@victoryspirit10 жыл бұрын
In 5000789 December 86th
@airgearmaster12310 жыл бұрын
you know what that "JDM" symbol means? it means your an unexperience driver and people should be careful when passing you or driving near you. look it up
@gbastonmartindb910 жыл бұрын
I know that already.
@airgearmaster12310 жыл бұрын
just thought maybe other people might see this comment and learn what it means since alot of people use it but dont know the meaning as for many other symbols.Anyways I do agree with you on that one it would be cool see a car girl vs non car girls vid
@gbastonmartindb910 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@Worldsupercars10 жыл бұрын
Ahahah, awesome as always! Poor Ethan though... Would be fun that at some point it turned the other way around ;) Merry Christmas Car Throttle!
@znssupercars424210 жыл бұрын
Peoples always be like "why you watch those screens allday? And I be like "shut ya face! There is always time for car throttle!" And they be all like "it's a KZbin channel, not a way of life" And I'm like"YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!! CT is a way of life"
@mugilandag10 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas to all the people out there !!! Love from Malaysia.
@qwertyqwertovich49127 жыл бұрын
Man I just love the way Alex acts,the way he says "rude". I cant say im dying of laughing but damn its so "funny inside"
@SuileDearg8 жыл бұрын
It almost sounds like Ethan was singing "I was drunk" - Margot and the nuclear so and so's at 1:02 during the They have their own traditions part.
@BoosterB9610 жыл бұрын
THE BEST COMEDY MOVIE THAT I HAVE SEEN AT LAST 5 YEARS !
@Usercouldnotbefound7 жыл бұрын
You got the driving on christmas day spot on haha nothing better. The roads are empty and possible chances of snow and ice makes it that little more fun
@justin673110 жыл бұрын
I always go for a drive on Christmas day while the family looks at me at with awkward faces and questions as to why you would want to drive on Christmas day. Just a relaxing drive with open empty roads and no cops.
@philipsterner778 жыл бұрын
Merry Carguymas!
@SevenENG8 жыл бұрын
"You get your meat, you stab it and put it in your mouth!" My sides still hurt. :'D
@brysonwilliamsssd53737 жыл бұрын
How I celebrate Christmas: New racing games, new steering wheel for forza and some hot wheels for my collection under the tree
@Me-jr1xj8 жыл бұрын
There was an XBOX 360 on their tv stand when they were opening presents XD
@twoidiots984410 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for my mum to open her Cable Ties up this Christmas again, they came in so handy for -me- her last year!
@legitimategaming196810 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas Car Throttle!
@gabethebaeb_588110 жыл бұрын
Merry Car-Guy-mas!
@uzzie889 жыл бұрын
It was all hilarious, but the lunch with spanners was on another level :-D
@brandonherrera289110 жыл бұрын
Haha, pretty much spot on video! Merry Christmas my car enthusiasts friends.
@gavinotheodst85857 жыл бұрын
For Christmas this year my parents got me ‘How to Drive’ by Ben Collins. I’d totally recommend picking it up. It’s fantastic. The best part is that I’m only 13, but you know...
@antoniobarroso607010 жыл бұрын
I love this channel so much!!
@jam96788 жыл бұрын
The Thrustmaster Tx (I think that's the model) only works for Xbox one and PC so Ethan got his revenge.
@Raprada9 жыл бұрын
2:44 Max Verstappen dissaproved this
@jimbobtg42006 жыл бұрын
Last Christmas my entire family sat in the main room and watched three episodes of top gear straight
@Butters_Stunts10 жыл бұрын
lol that's funny cuz on christmas, my neighbor with a nice frs went for a christmas drive. it sounds so freakin good tho
@ktav164210 жыл бұрын
I always go for Christmas Drive, it's traditional. Started by delivering presents to brothers & sisters houses then taking the long way home. Now it's just an excuse to sling car around empty rounds in countryside, unless it's warm enough for Christmas Motorbiking.
@dylan10002210 жыл бұрын
My con rod went though my block at the beginning of this week, new car now haha S13 time and a few tears.. okay alot of tears
@scottynguyen218310 жыл бұрын
I don't get the point of "The Dutch Tape" argument, but BTW! Mery Chrismas +Car Throttle, stay amazing !
+Μανώλης Αλυσαβάκης Ethan will have time and parts for his car. Alex won't
@mustafahussam961610 жыл бұрын
OOOOOHHH I AM WAITING FOR THAT NEXT ONE
@thefreshmelon53517 жыл бұрын
If this is real life then I feel real bad for Ethan
@derin82764 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was sad
@ClarksonDan10 жыл бұрын
Love it guys well done
@julianmayes-burnett73769 жыл бұрын
more 2 guys 1 car!!!!
@scottbrixey628410 жыл бұрын
Need to put that on a t-shirt lol "Jesus would be driving a charger these days"
@donutves7 жыл бұрын
I would be happy with Alex's gifts
@rybniik10 жыл бұрын
Good video , will you do a video about celebrating New Year ?
@andreaharmati84687 жыл бұрын
And the christmas burnout??
@JUdas3.210 жыл бұрын
4:50 I got the Thrustmaster last Christmas!
@sebzero210 жыл бұрын
haha you know about the christmas drive!
@antgtv610 жыл бұрын
Thank you !!!
@DrivingwithNico6 жыл бұрын
Ethan, receiving cable ties from Alex every Christmas since 2014...
@chargerdave204610 жыл бұрын
Jesus will have to leave in a charger ... love it...That is a 1973 to 1974 Dodge Charger Rallye
@harampug91507 жыл бұрын
Jesus cruising with his charger to Betlehem
@gaiustrollius99209 жыл бұрын
Christmas drive should strictly be snow drifting.
@DustyShedGarage8 жыл бұрын
Not if you love in the uk, where snow on Christmas Is getting rarer 😂
@ewenthecarguy72977 жыл бұрын
in France there is no snow at Christmas anymore :'(
@LYx4616 жыл бұрын
"You get your meat, you stab it, you put it in your mouth."
@thestig74710 жыл бұрын
Car Parents vs Non Car Parents
@FrecklesAviation6 жыл бұрын
C172
@djdaddy-p93437 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for my driving test next week and then on Xmas day, have fun in my peugeot 307 sw 2hdi.. Not the most hp but when I got it, it's alot better than my instructors 1.6l 208. Shame santa won't be getting me a Honda civic with full remap short throw gearbox and turbocharged. :( maybe next Christmas.
@tomelliott910 жыл бұрын
Was that Seat a diesel? Redline at 5750?
@a.t.p.181910 жыл бұрын
Hahah i love your videos i just think you should know i got a ford fiesta black edition it amazing ohhhhh and the sound To die for Tell me what is your opinion about the car
@Hansel12110 жыл бұрын
1:40 i thought he was going to put stig instead of baby Jesus there :D
@sebastianpartridge402310 жыл бұрын
Car Throttle!!!!
@charlescamilleri892710 жыл бұрын
Right.....tie clips (plastic) with the hot exhaust. How do you think that will end?
@live4cars8567 жыл бұрын
merry christmas!!!!!
@DryGrindersHD10 жыл бұрын
why dont you guys ever upload the coming soon video's? in the last video it said, coming soon: 10 reasons why you need winter tyres can someone explain that to me please? or are those videos on the website?
@White-rb5ey5 жыл бұрын
if only i could get something better than a shirt on christmas
@DarioVarasG7 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant, Jesus would drive a magnificent Dodge Charger of course!
@bentheguy10110 жыл бұрын
Peasant Box 360 #pcmasterrace
@andrewo.668210 жыл бұрын
Will you please shut up? Let people enjoy what they get instead of being a jerk.
@bentheguy10110 жыл бұрын
***** LOL, this is an act, Did you really think he got that for christmas? Peasant
@andrewo.668210 жыл бұрын
Bentheguy :(
@drasent10 жыл бұрын
Bentheguy You're an act
@ogxbmc10 жыл бұрын
GabeN would be pleased.
@rhatala277 жыл бұрын
Stigmas is the best holiday.
@dohmies7710 жыл бұрын
All hail Phil Collins!
@hotstreak6487 жыл бұрын
For Christmas instead of looking for Christmas lights I pulled over to see an Audi r8
@SkylineR-uk3ll7 жыл бұрын
yeah my friend got a new steering wheel and some random top gear disc for christmas
@theunknown27727 жыл бұрын
Car guy or not, I would never give someone something they don't want. *Cough cough* duck tape and cable ties *cough cough*
@user-hi4sm3ig5j10 жыл бұрын
2:37 The Police are going to come round, and you'll be sent to the Tower.
@rileycoyote49246 жыл бұрын
It's almost Stigmas time again
@oliverbradburn57277 жыл бұрын
0:39 is that reading town center?
@beer_47818 жыл бұрын
aww they should have had alex give him two tickets for a footbal match..... that would have been so much better..... i think at least